#I’m having a stroke

[saph-nic]

ok so i have this vision that when cam (my rrverse oc) is angry, they go feral. years and years of forced immortality and traveling with barely two dollars in their pocket, having to fend for themselves made them feral.

and in battle you can’t fucking stop them. leo and percy will be struggling to hold cam down from ripping an enemy apart and jason will see that rage and feral and fury just be going, “no, no, i wanna see how this plays out.”

because jason understands where they’re coming from. he understands the feeling of raw rage and a need to go apeshit. he gets it.

so, reluctantly, leo and percy let go of cam. and cam is running towards the enemy faster than a bullet.

violently, they’re tearing the enemy apart, biting and scratching and ripping them apart, piece by piece until they have been ripped into shreds of flesh and bones and cam is standing there fury still in their eyes, panting, gasping for breath, dripping in blood.

#i went a little overboard #tee hee #cam headcanon #my oc #percy jackson #pjo #pjo hoo #hoo #leo pjo #pjo hoo toa #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #jason grace headcanon #jason grace #percy pjo #percy jackson headcanon #nic rambles shanambles #penis mood board #i’m going insane #i’m having a stroke

[fuckyoutommie]

no bc imagine trying to understand a single thing im ever saying ?????

#personalpuzzle #REGURGITATED ????? #reincarnated #help me someone #i’m having a stroke

[thatoneloser24]

I just rewatched 10 Things I Hate About You for the 14789th time and yet again I am reminded how much I relate to Katarina Stratford and how INCREDIBLY fucking hot Patrick Verona is JYGRVGYFTYDRTDKUB

#was fr kicking my feet and twirling my hair every time he was onscreen #heath ledger my beloved #also every couple in this movie was goals #shitpost #10 things i hate about you #patrick verona #katarina stratford #I’m having a stroke #the best romcom fight me

[clumsyraccoon]

Watching One Piece Red and…everyone always say that Sanji is the bad dressed one, but… Trafalgar D. Water Law is THE fashion disaster xD

#one piece #one piece red #sanji #trafalgar law #gosh darn it #I’m torn between sending him to one of those fashion renew tv show #and keeping him as the disaster icon he is #he usually dresses so cool (LOVING punk hazard outfit) #but yellow/orange shirt and white Bermuda?!? #I’m having a stroke #(yes I’m tipsy)

[otacringe]

IM SORRY SOLID FUCKING SNAKE WROTE THAT WARRIOR NUN SHOW??? DAVID HAYTER????

#I’m having a stroke #moony speaks

[are-we-really-doing-this]

RETURN OF THE PAC

#IT IS #wait a minute I thought he was English why is he Scottish now #I’m having a stroke #aew lb #aew dynamite #the bastard pac

[sexyheretic]

scream i’m visiting my fiancé at work and a coworker asked us if we liked ben shapiro. i read him a fact from pro by katha pollitt and she said oh i like books with facts too. like ben shapiro books. WHAT

#i’m having a stroke #personal

[kkshowtunes]

well you know what they say… in this world you gotta eat ass and fake names

#doodlebug says things #i’m having a stroke #doodlebug does art

[skyenish]

The way that Kalim genuinely loves Jamil and holds on to him no matter what, even after book 4.

#twisted wonderland #twst #jamil viper #kalim al asim #fanart #art #noahsart #my art #animatic #disney twisted wonderland #ディズニー ツイステッドワンダーランド #ジャミル・バイパー #jamil viper angst #twst angst #scarabia #book 4 #twst jamil #animation #twst art #twisted wonderland art #twisted wonderland animatic #twisted wonderland animation #the way that Kalim clings on to Jamil #their dynamic makes me sob #their relationship is doomed but everyday I still hope things will improve between them #sorry that the text isn’t in the middle #my editing program decided to have a stroke and it’s 2 am and I’m too lazy to fix it #also I drew hands #be proud of me

[saph-nic]

Top 10 motherfuckers that haunt me

haha no one

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@andrew-and-flower…what the fuck.

#HE HAUNTS ME #do love when ppl repost my stuff #but gods #why does he do it and NOT TALK TO ME?? #i’m having a stroke #i’m going insane #i’m scared #i’m so fucking terrified

[hylianane]

Out of the (unfortunately) many One Piece scenarios bouncing around in my head one of my favorites is Zoro getting hit with the memory loss beam, and only remembering up until like. immediately after Morgan’s defeat. He’s agreed to join up Luffy and is already feeling his heart swell with loyalty, but is still under the impression that he’s going to join up to a much larger crew, with several other members.

So he just blinks awake and at first there’s none of the confusion and yelling that comes with the memory loss trope, he’s okay, he’s banged up cause of Morgan, he’s on a boat because he just became a pirate, and oh hey Luffy’s right there. This must be his new crew.

Hey, um, is that skeleton playing the violin.

#do you understand what I mean when I say that East Blue Zoro would not cope NEARLY as well with the crew if he hadnt been the first to join #he was speechless when he saw Luffy’s DF he’d never seen smth like that. he’s not at ALL the type to go. #“oh yeah i’ve seen weirder” #he HASNT. Man would see brook n chopper n franky and think he’s still tied to that cross and having a stroke. Try to hit ‘em till they die #Zoro: (turns to Usopp) Okay so a skeleton a cyborg a reindeer and two devil children. I’m assuming youre some sort of tengu? #Usopp: Okay so first of all fuck you. Second of all yes the Great Captain is that and much more #one piece #my post #roronoa zoro

[st-hedge]

It’s the year of the dilf——- I mean the rabbit so according to the public vote it’s wind waker ganondorf who gets to wear the bunny suit 🫶💕 fool proof way of getting all the good luck this year

#wind waker #ganondorf #loz: ww #leaving this a lil undone cuz I think I’m gonna have a stroke if I keep rendering #as I said on Twitter #is a saw a guy built like him dressed like that irl #I’d either have a cardiac arrest or drop to my knees begging for his hand in marriage #happy year of the wabbit!

[continuousmeowing]

I don’t think that we acknowledge how batshit insane the mechanisms are often enough. They’re immortal space pirates. Their spaceship is sentient and dating their engineer. Said spaceship is….fleshy?? Theyre wanted for breaking the laws of physics. They’re dead but also alive because of time fuckery??? One of them of them got stuck in a sun for a hundred years and is also a prophet????? The octokittens and the spiders?? The ghost??? One of them canonically worked for the Salvation Army at one point???

#I would have a stroke if I tried to explain the mechanisms’ lore. and I’m very knowledgeable on the mechanisms’ lore. #the mechanisms

[balls-on-my-face]

growing pains 🦋🥣

#butterfly soup 2 #butterfly soup #noelle butterfly soup #min butterfly soup #yuri #deep friend yuri #we’re really in it now guys (college) #i have actually been in college for years #but #anyways #noelle i am so happy for you #i’m not that’s a lie i’m like so sad for her #at least she has min #i hav a class where this is what we do but it literally gives me a stroke posting yuri anonymously #so i do not that class #if ur yurious… i LOVE min and noelle i think diya made the greatest decision ever to introduce them as babies #they’re best friends #to me #in college really #proximity you know. like who else #your gfs. far away #but your childhood enemy #right there #minelle #if ur reading this and also feeling crippling loneliness #it’s evil and a lie #u are not alone #we have actually mites all over our bodies #eating our skin #Okay that’s ENOUGH

[starlightseraph]

a history of i love yous

i love you. (i love you.)

*sighs and shrugs* (i don’t believe you.)

…

i need you, ok? and i want you to be around for as long as possible. (i need you, and i love you too much to see you leave when you might not have to.)

no. (that’s not enough to make me change my mind.)

…

i need you to tell me you love me. (i love you, tell me you love me back, even as i leave you.)

no. (don’t leave me.)

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i’m not gonna say i love you. (i love you enough to let you leave.)

thank god. (i know you love me now.)

…

you’re taking the cowardly way out. and worse, you’re too cowardly to even admit that your taking the cowardly way out. (you’ve never loved anyone enough to save yourself.)

you’re right. but i can change. (i love him enough.)

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you’re destroying your entire life. you can’t come back from this. you’ll go to jail for years, you’ll never be a doctor again. (you love me, but do you really love me so much?)

i’m dead, wilson. how do you wanna spend your last 5 months? (yes, i do.)

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when the cancer gets really bad… (will you really be with me and love me until the end, even when it can only hurt you?)

cancer’s boring. (always.)

#i’m literally gonna have a stroke thinking about them #i’m probably making most of this up out of nowhere and coming to conclusions the writers never considered #but i’m right. #hilson #hugh laurie #robert sean leonard #rsl #hate crimes md #house md #gregory house #james wilson

[latinokokonoi]

ace and nami would’ve been the ultimate besties who bonded over having the deepest conversations about luffy giving them astronomic numbers of gray hairs before entering their 50’s

#rip ace you would’ve had a cool bi-man-and-lesbian solidarity with nami #i’m ngl i would have a stroke over luffy’s recklessness too #one piece #one piece headcanons #op headcanons #platonic headcanons #friendship headcanons #fire fist ace #portgas d. ace #portgas d ace #ace #cat burglar nami #nami #monkey d. luffy #monkey d luffy #luffy