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astermath · 9 months
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DAMN. 900.
okay so… face reveal?
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haterbracket · 1 year
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hi haterbracket mod(s) I just submitted an essay about emet selch final fantasy and would like to apologize again good luck with the running a poll thing
anon i am literally kissing you on the mouth rn
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ham1lton · 20 days
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nepo sister?
pairing: lando norris x fellow driver’s sister!reader (no faceclaim).
summary: your sister is one of the most famous f1 drivers in history and when she suddenly has a barrage of hate and online users comparing her to a certain lando norris, you’ve gotta step in and sort it out. you couldn’t foresee the man in question being into you.
warnings: jokes about adoption but it’s lighthearted. also mentions of racism and sexism. also y/n bullying poor lando in defence of her sister.
author’s note: as i do with requests, i put my own little spin on it! hope u enjoy 💕also i used aaliyah as your sister’s faceclaim but she’s your adopted sister so y/n is still pretty much whoever you view her to be. i refer to yn’s older sis as o/s. in case you were wondering who tf that is. reminder that requests are currently still open!
edit: now part of a series ! <3
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yourusername: why is my sister so dramatic? she picked me up from the airport in a FUR jacket in a LIMO? also this cat is evil. genuinely evil. cat satan. catan?
oldersister: i was at an EVENT! 😭 you’re lucky i even picked your ass up anyways 🙄🖕🏾.
-> user1: their dynamic is so funny.
user2: y/n in melbourne for the grand prix??? 😍
user4: o/s looks sooo good 😍😍😍
user3: the cat is so cute 🥺
-> yourusername: no need to lie bae ❤️
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yourusername: my sister before, during and after the race. plus our dad!! he’s new to this ig shit so be nice or i’ll bulldoze your grandma. let me start by just say something… my sister is one of the best drivers in the world. i see a lot of people cussing her out and all i’m gonna say is don’t pmo. she’s my sister but even besides that, her multiple historic accolades speak for themselves. quit playing with your misogynistic and racist shit before i drag your whole lineage.
oldersister: stop being so aggressive 🙄 but thank you. love you.
-> yourusername: posted this to cover the fact i spent $82 on fast food using your card 😘
-> oldersister: that’s it? that’s not the worst you’ve done tbf.
hater1: be real. lando is better than o/s in every shape and form. it’s just a fact.
-> yourusername: so why is o/s a two-time world champion and lando isn’t?
user1: SPEAK ON IT!!! 🗣️🔈
hater2: o/s is overrated.
-> yourusername: snore. ass take. come up with something original and not completely false.
user2: y/n said might i suggest you don’t fuck with my sis!!!
-> user6: she’s in her solange era 😭
user3: is this because someone said y/n was worse than lando?
-> yourusername: like 🤣 don’t ever compare the two. o/s is a world champion and lando is… lando.
-> landonorris: NO CAUSE WHY AM I IN THIS???? 😭
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landonorris: just woke up to my name trending on twitter. what you say fuck me for 😭😭 stop using my name to drag my fellow drivers i’m begging you.
user1: no cause if anything these haters are lando antis and not o/s antis. they set your ass up omgggg. pure insane hate.
user2: fighting for my life defending you.
user3: the three diff angles of the same george crying vid is crazy work ngl.
-> georgerussell63: no cause HE got dragged and now he’s setting ME up.
-> user3: dw king. find solace in that he either searched google purely for this photo or had them saved onto his phone. haters nowadays are fans in denial.
-> landonorris: nah i’m just a hater.
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liked by landonorris, oldersister and 726,733 others.
yourusername: i met lando nowins. i guess he’s cool.
oldersister: now that’s just not right.
-> landonorris: i know!! after the four hour long convo y/n and i had, she still drags me 😔💔.
-> oldersister: i wasn’t talking about that. i’m talking about the picture she chose for me. why did she use that photo after catching me off guard??? and if you know y/n, get ready for the bullying. she does it to all her loved ones.
user2: HELPJSJSJAKA
user3: this is the content i follow you for y/n.
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seungisms · 1 year
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🖇️📁 𝐒𝐊𝐙 … 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃
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𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: fluff and so much dumbassary 
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: more stupid tiktok trends, hyunjin and minho being haters in the comments, shy!seung 🗣️🗣️🗣️ chan and felix being the most perfect boyfriends ever <3
𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: based of this tiktok! (making me feel so single fr) so in love with this trend, i just had to write it! felix and jeongin are shorter than the rest cause i’m just one (dumb) woman and incapable of thought 👍 this took me like two hours to write please forgive if it's absolute dog. reblog for a kiss, feedback much appreciated!
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𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍
as we’ve already established this man is a whole ass boomer and doesn’t know what tf you’re talking about half the time
so when you come to him chatting away about another stupid tiktok trend he’s only half listening
humming along occasionally and going ‘that sounds fun sweetheart’ but as soon as the words ‘kissing trend’ hit his ears his interest is 📈📈📈 and you have his full attention
will be soso useless when you’re trying to find the right lipstick shade cause every time you ask his opinion he’ll just go
:) they all look pretty on you :)
and you’re just like chan that’s so cute and all but yOU’RE NO HELP RN
finds it so hard to concentrate while you’re leaving the lipstick stains all over his face cause you just look so cute giggling between every kiss and he’s so <333
just really wants to kiss you :( and gets all grumpy when you tell him to focus :( 
takes his role very seriously when the camera is on him though
will take your face in his hand after wiping away your lipstick smudge, turning your face towards him and this mf is looking at you all 🥺 with your red lipstick covering his face
and you’ve never seen a prettier sight
cue the comments going wild over how dreamy ur boyfriend is
and he just laughs straight in ur face when you get all huffy
the type to repost it all over his socials, like this tiktok will be his whole personality for the next three months 
probably has it pinned on his insta and linked in his bio or some shit 😭
down so bad and it shows
expect to be clowned in the comments by the rest of the guys
they just don’t wanna admit how cute the both of you are though <333
𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐎
takes a good full week of nagging for him to finally give in
he just really likes to see u beg :(
will be soso moody at the start and sits on the edge of ur bed feeling sorry for himself as you choose out ur lipstick
and every time you ask him what colour you should use he’s just like ‘🙄 idc what you wear let’s just get this over with 🙄🙄’
and you would’ve punched him straight in the teeth if he wasn’t essential to ur plan 
pls he’ll literally melt once you sit on his lap and take his face between his hands
kissing you is definitely one of his fav hobbies so he’ll come around as soon as your pretty lips come in contact with his skin
will be all <333
you end up having to re-film it so many times cause this guy gets so carried away
every time you think he’s finally gonna do what you asked he just ends up planting his lips on yours again
you can’t even count the amount of times you had to reapply your lipstick cause this mf was busy kissing it off you
you’ll probably end up with so many drafts of the two of you just making out
you just look so pretty with your lipstick all smudged, he can’t help kissing you :(
will take a good hour of filming before this guys finally gets it right
cutest couple on the internet istg
gets so smug when he sees all the comments swooning over him the next day and you’re just like :/ stfu or else i’ll delete it 
if only they all knew how hard he made the whole process for you 😭
ends up being one of his fav videos 
so much so that’ll he’ll send it to everyone he knows and is like
heart, comment and share or die
thinks tiktok trends are stupid af but he doesn’t mind this one ig 🙄
𝐒𝐄𝐎 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐍
down so bad that he’ll agree right away 
but you bet your ass he’s gonna be complaining the whole time about how he’s ‘putting his reputation on the line’ for you
but he’s sitting on your bed blushing, twiddling his thumbs and kicking his feet like a fucking teenage girl while you apply lipstick to your lips
suggests you kiss him on the lips first and you’re just like ‘yeah bro not gonna happen 🙄’ cause you j u s t know as soon as your lips meet his you’ll be pulled into making out with him for the next hour 
he’s just very bad at focusing on the task at hand so every time you plant a kiss on his face he’ll be chasing after your lips with his own and pouting all cutely when you refuse to kiss him
likes watching you reapply your lipstick 
ur just so pretty to this guy 
can’t stop fucking laughing when you finally get to it
when he sees his face in the mirror he’s like whAT HAVE YOU DONE?? THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO WASH OFF????
and it’s like bRO STAY FOCUSED WE HAVE A TIKTOK TO FILM HERE
every time he turns your face towards him and you pan the camera over to him he’ll just go sdhisjdidjdAHAHAHAHA
and now half your drafts are just you shouting at him to f o c u s and hitting him with a pillow and he’s just cackling like an idiot 
you end up having to post one of those cause this mf is useless and can’t follow a simple trend 
first to comment is minho cause he has ur notifications on just to clown u
literally just a ‘look at these pussies’ and somehow it has 40k likes in three minutes
you’re surrounded by idiots  
𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐍
your lipstick stain is his fav accessory so you bet he’s agreeing right away
doesn’t mean he’s gonna make it easy for you though
argues with you about what shade of lipstick you should wear
and has no problem taking his sweet ass time going through your shades
‘what colour lipstick do you think would suit me the most? 🤨’
‘bro idc you’ve been at this for the last half hour, just piCK ONE?!’
‘-idk i think pink will go with my hair the best but all the pink shades you have are ugly af’
‘istg’
probably records you while you’re leaving the kisses on your face and posts it
don’t be surprised when it ends up getting twice as much likes as your original tiktok :(
puckers his lips all annoyingly and makes kissy noises when you’re done with the rest of his face
and you’re just like 🙄 c’mere idiot 🙄
when you finally film the tiktok he takes is soso seriously that it gives you whiplash
swipes at the smudge stain all lovingly and turns your face towards him, thumb tracing over your bottom lip and eyes flickering between your eyes and mouth and you’re just like?????
how??? tf??? is this man able to turn from the most annoying brat you’ve ever met to an actual dream boat within the span of 10 seconds???
you have half a mind to post the bts just to show everyone what he’s really like (aka a little asshole)
just knows tiktok is gonna go crazy over you guys
and sure enough it’s filled with
‘you mean OUR boyfriend’ 
‘[name], where did you find him again? 🧐 for science ofc’
‘the smudges are meant to be all around his face [name] not just his lips 🙄🙄’
and he just comments ‘she can’t resist me guys <333’ just block his ass already 
𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐉𝐈𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆
nodding his head and agreeing before you even finish your sentence
‘hey babe, wanna film this kissing-‘
‘yes’
‘…bro i didn’t even tell you what we were doing??’
‘idc as long as i get to kiss you idc … i get to kiss you right!? … [name]?!’
very enthusiastic 
just likes showing you off so he gets really into it
picks out some random red shade cause it ‘brings out his eyes’ 🙄
and you’re like okay whatever but you can’t help but agree he looks so cute all smiley with your lipstick smudged all over his face 
gets distracted so easily 
demands you kiss him on the mouth before moving onto his face and before you know it you’ve just been making out for the last half hour
‘but jisung, what about the tiktok trend?’ ‘the what????’
goes back to kissing you cause he’s so love drunk and can’t think straight once he’s had a taste of your lips
good luck getting him off you
can’t keep a straight face while you’re filming istg
knows the actual trend doesn’t involve kissing but as soon as he swipes your little smudge stain away and turns your face towards him he just finds himself leaning in again
and the rest of the tiktok is just him giggling against your mouth
and before you can even think about cutting that part out he’s already posted it
all the comments are so in love then there’s just hyunjin with ‘🤮🤮’
his lockscreen is 100% a selfie of the both of you covered in lipstick stains
one of his fav videos ever and will have no problem shoving it in peoples face out of nowhere
‘hey jisung, haven’t seen you in awhile-‘
‘yeah that’s great hahaha, loOK AT THIS VIDEO ME AND [NAME] FILMED, ISN’T SHE THE CUTEST??? LOOK AT HER?? LITERAL LOML???’
‘…’
so whipped for you and this trend didn’t help that fact
𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗
probably the one to suggest it tbh
saw it on tiktok one day and was like ‘…me and [name] would slay this’
you only agree to do it cause he’s so cute when he’s excited over smth <333
looks up at you so 🥺 as you kiss all over his face
hold his chin in your hand and he’ll melt
forgets the trend as soon as your soft lips make contact with his skin and can’t help but kiss you every now and then while you’re marking his face 
can’t keep the smile off his face when you’re recording and he looks so damn lovesick and whipped for you that it breaks tiktok for a good week
all the comments will be
‘he’s so in love with her 😭’
‘wish my boyfriend would look at me the way felix looks at [name] 💔’
‘girlie pls drop a tutorial on where to find a guy like this 🙏’
definitely the type to forward it to everyone he knows
and their mother
probably becomes his lockscreen and everytime he holds his thumb against the screen and replays it he’s just so :)
𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐌𝐈𝐍
acts like it’s so inconvenient to him and his life 
but really he’s so giddy at the mere thought of your pretty lips all over him
won’t catch him admitting it though
when you first ask him he’ll just be like
🤨 no?? i’m not doing that?? 🤨
and when you say ‘oh okay i’ll just get jeongin to do it with me’ he’s straight into fight or fight mode and hot on ur tail
sitting all >:( on your bed as you go through your makeup looking for a good shade 
but he’s blushing so hard and fiddling with his fingers cause he always gets so shy when he’s about to kiss you
another to try to chase your lips when you’re leaving your lipstick mark over his face 
and you’re just like
‘SEUNGMIN HOW ARE WE MEANT TO DO THIS IF YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKEOUT WITH ME EVERY FIVE SECONDS???’
‘excuse me?? i think i deserve some compensation for agreeing to this dumb trend?’
punch him
right in his pretty face
pls
falls in love with the sight of your lipstick stains all over his face and can’t stop looking at himself in the mirror cause the shape of your lips is just so pretty
but as soon as you catch him smiling at himself in the reflection he’ll go straight from :) to >:( again
has to keep his little tsundere act going you know
surprisingly focused when you get to it 
only takes you around three tries before you get the perfect shot
(he just wanted you to hurry tf up so he could finally makeout with you)
comments go wild 
and he’s just like ‘see, told you the people loved me’
and it’s like ‘bRO YOU DIDN’T EVEN WANNA DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE???
𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐉𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍
so shy
plays it off though and tries to act cool but really he’s melting on this inside
looks into the mirror every time you leave a kiss on his face and is like 
:) you missed a spot :)
but really he just wants you to keep kissing him
before you know it his whole face is stained in your lipstick
takes a good hour before you can even start to think about filming
he’s just too pretty and distracting
especially when he’s looking at you all 🥺 with his lips puckered
gets so nervous once you whip out your phone to record and doesn’t know what tf to do
‘okay … what’s the plan again? does my hair look stupid?? do i look directly into the camera or-‘
gonna have to talk him through this one 😔✊
probably needs a full step by step tutorial to get though this stupid trend 
once he gets it down though he’s a natural
tilting his head all cutely after swiping away the lipstick smudge and smiling at you with so much love that it almost made you forget about the recording 
can’t help but kiss you anyway and it makes tiktok go wild <333
changbin probably sends it into the group chat not even a full minute after it’s posted and clowns tf out of you two
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sunrizef1 · 3 months
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All the boys pt. 1
Pt2
F1 grid x f!reader, Logan sargeant x sister!reader, (slight) Jude Bellingham x reader
A/N : cute ig
Summary : famous reader visits the Miami Grand Prix, leaving infatuated drivers in her wake
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yourusername I’m out here in Miami
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logansargeant looking for the hoochie daddies 💋
user1 prettyyyyy
user2 why is she in Miami
user3 when’s obx s4 coming out
user4 who’s the guy?
↳ user5 @/logansargeant he’s an f1 driver
↳ user6 wtf is an f1
user7 how do they know each other tho…
↳ user8 feel like he’s been on her insta forever it’s just that no one noticed before he was in f1
user9 🔥🔥🔥
judebellingham Madrid misses you
↳ yourusername I’ll be back 🙄
user10 Jude?
user11 she’s so stunning
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y/nupdates y/n around the paddock this weekend!
user12 did y’all see her with the Ferrari boys 😏
↳ user13 the way they were both flirting with her was kinda crazy
↳ user14 no like you could tell they were flirting through the screen…
user15 queen 👑
user16 istg lando looked like he was in love
↳ user17 the photo Oscar posted??? Oh he has a crushhhh
user18 ik my man Pierre didn’t think he had game
↳ user19 I mean, in comparison to estie…
user20 the way Daniel lit up when she came into alpha Tauri was so cute 😭
↳ user21 cute enough for you to forget she’s literally 20???
user22 guys… don’t count out yuki
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yourusername ⭐️👧
user23 MY WIFE
user24 IM IN LOVE WITH HER
user25 she’s so hot
carlossainz 🤩
user26 the drivers in the likes… we see you girl
user27 🔥🔥🔥
charlesleclerc 😍
judebellingham call me
↳ yourusername gimme five minutes
user28 Jude???
↳ user29 she lives in Spain now and lived in England and then Germany for a few years for some movie so they’ve known each other a while
liked by yourusername
pierregasly 💫
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↳ 🫢 who’s thattttttt
↳ yourusername
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marlenesluv · 8 months
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Moments. (LN)
summary: some posts Lando has made on his .jpg insta account while you guys are dating :’)
warnings: light cuss words (i think theres one)
this is part one! there will be a part two!
masterlist here -> masterlist link
^ check my list for the other parts! ^
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lando.jpg: the two she agreed to, and the one i got of her on the steps :)
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y/nlando.fanpage: my favorite couple is looking so good
y/n.user: i’m stealing the first two for my insta, thank you, lan <3
|> landonorris: you’re welcome🙃 (take all three)
|> y/n.user: my bun looks bad, no thank you!
|> landonorris: no it doesnt😠😒❤️
|> georgerussell63: parents are fighting again🙄
y/n.fans: mother is mothering (lando is there ig)
f1updates: we live for the content *faints*
wagsof.f1: our lovely, y/n looks so stunning
danielricciardo: when does y/n get her own .jpg act?
|> y/n.user: should i….
|> landonorris: YES, ive been saying this for months..
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lando.jpg: can you tell which photo of y/n is on my camera, and which is on my phone?🤔
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francisca.cgomes: hmm, idk, but she looks stunning in both
|> y/n.user: kika stop🥹 ily
|> francisca.cgomes: ily more, pretty😊
f1wags4life: new ship, kika & y/n
|> f1.inchident: all of the wags > their bfs
|> f1wags4life: so true
y/n.lando.fp: you guys are the cutest, i’m gonna go cry myself to sleep
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lando.jpg: just my girl converting me to a matcha man (i’ve never been happier)
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y/n.user: you’ve never been happier because of the matcha or me….
|> landonorris: both, mostly you though☺️
y/nsfanpages: and they say romance is dead? they are romance
charles_leclerc: you’re a matcha fan now, lando?
|> landonorris: ive joined the better side of the world
f1grid.fp: the ‘it’ couple in my books
ferrari.lover: i may be team ferrari on the circuit, but off the circuit, im team y/n & lando
carmenmmundt: my favorite couple
|> georgerussell63: excuse me? what about us??
|> carmenmmundt: oh…hm. we are second
|> georgerussell63: SECOND
|> y/n.user: uh oh☹️
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lando.jpg: pizza day ❤️ (pic cred: carlossainz55)
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carlossainz55: i am an amazing photographer
|> landonorris: you are definitely a photographer
|> y/n.user: i like this photo, carlos :)
|> carlossainz55: thank you, y/n! :)
|> landonorris: 😐
leclercfans1: awwww, im obsessed with them, let me be alone in peace
y/nismyfav: love this account turning into a y/n fp🥲
f1.grid.updates: they scream lana del rey
|> xoxo.grid: omg stop they do
lilymhe: i love y/n, can you pls tell her, lando
|> landonorris: y/n says she loves you too
|> lilymhe: 😁💓
|> y/n.user: LILY💓
|> alex_albon: i think our gfs like each other more than us…
|> landonorris: you THINK?
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lando.jpg: my girl looking stunning…then me and daniel
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f1islife: i love this trio
|> mclaren: we do too🤔
|> f1islife: SLAYY
arthur_leclerc: i cant believe y/n had to third wheel
|> danielricciardo: it’s tough for her sometimes
|> y/n.user: um? who’s the one in landos bed, smartass?
|> landonorris: thank god it’s you, y/n❤️
|> y/n.user: 🥰🤗
|> danielricciardo: i’m heartbroken 💔
f1wags: daniel ricciardo: a new wag?
|> fp.y/n: YES
lailahasanovic: me patiently waiting for y/n’s jpg account….🙃
|> y/n.user: i’ll make one 🙏💃
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(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)
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httpsuniverse · 10 months
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BF 🤝 GF | PG10
wherein pierre’s dating THE y/n, who, according to fans, takes fan service on a different level and has the same energy as her boyfriend (seriously, they both need to think before they click).
↳ TYPE: ig au
↳ PAIRING: pierre gasly x singer!reader (face claim: bibi)
↳ DETAILS AND WARNINGS: suggestive
↳ AUTHOR’S NOTE: some drafts i’ve written/made, just needed to clean up the drafts. there’s more but i’ll edit them first before i post em! enjoy ❤️ also, the pictures of bibi are from waterbomb 2022! :)
this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © newuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.
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yourusername waterbomb 2023 💦 the energy you guys had today was INSANE!! see you again next year 🩵😘
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user miss maam ofc the energy is insane i mean ... you literally performed in a bikini top ⁉️ REMOVED YOUR SHIRT ON STAGE EVEN ⁉️
user MOTHER
user i, too, would go feral for this miss y/n y/l/n
user ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS, SHE MF SLAYED.
user SERVED CUNT.
user i hate myself so much for catching a fever today
pierregasly 🫣🫣
yourusername 😉😚
yourbffsig stop!! whats with these cryptic messages 😒
yourusername it’s not really cryptic when you know what we’re talking about 🤔
user omfg y/n!!!!
yourusername 🤫🤭
pierregasly
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pierregasly what? i can also post thirst traps after my girlfriend did hers 😏
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user WTF PIERRE
user ok funs over give me urs and y/n's phone. IMMEDIATELY.
user AND NO ONES GETTING IT BACK UNTIL YOU BOTH LEARNED UR LESSON.
yourusername 😂 this is the last time, we promise!!
yourusername 🤤😍
user NAHHH YOU TWO ARE WILD AND WE HAVE TO BAN YOU BOTH ON INSTAGRAM AT THIS POINT
user pierre, remind us again whats your fav position
pierregasly 🐶🫣
user THAT IS IT.
yourusername PIERRE.
pierregasly what? you wrote songs about cigarettes and condoms 😒
yourusername QUIT IT.
pierregasly fine 🙄
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jazzsonly · 11 days
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instagram one shot — jenna ortega x gn!singer!reader (implied fem!reader but no pronouns used)
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y/n_y/l/n: couldn’t ask for a better present
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user85: happy bday y/n!!
fanpage: ik the sex was fire on thier trip
↳ userO1: ????
user856: would do anything to be apart of their relationship 🙏🏾
jackchampion: 3rd wheeled 🙄
↳ jennaortega: you literally begged us to
user34: all these baecations but no new album 🤔😒
jennaortega: happy bday <3 you deserved this trip.
↳ y/n_y/l/n: what’d i do to deserve the most caring girlfriend
masonthegooding: actually my biological parents if anyone was wondering
jasminsavoy: love the gay vibes keep it up
devyn_nekoda: happy bday to the no. 1 jenna ortega fan everyone
↳ y/n_y/l/n: i was actually promoted to leader of the fan club
kehlani: corny ass caption
↳ y/n_y/l/n: and to think i just wrote a song for you ☹️😒
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y/n_y/l/n: being this short should be illegal wtf smurf head ah
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masongooding: freshly baked cookies and raw steak wow 😫 my dream dinner
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you got man boobs i’d be quiet if i were you
jennaortega: 😐
↳ y/n_y/l/n: 🫠 love ya
jasminsavoy: no need for violence now…even if it is true
aaliyahortega: LMAOOOOOO
justinbieber: 😂😂
user85: ah to be in love like this
fanpage: this is weird and insulting…jenna deserves better
↳ y/n_y/l/n: smh you’re right, she should be with you instead (suck my nuts)
melissabarreram: can’t sit around and let my sister get disrespected like this
↳ jack_quaid: lol
zendaya: and i thought i was a hater
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you are…
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y/n_y/l/n: i’m so fine no wonder jenna ortega be laying that thang on me like i mean she be putting it DOWN
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aaliyahortega: mom seen this lolllll
jennaortega: delete this ??
↳ y/n_y/l/n: when beyoncé said dance for you i ain’t know you was gonna take that to heart you did ya thang last night baby 😏😏😏
↳ natalieortega1: y/n please call me…
↳ y/n_y/l/n: yes ma’am
user85: if she ain’t like this ion want her
thestallion: iktr 😂😂
kehlani: head ah post
↳ y/n_y/l/n: always talking but never releasing music…get ya priorities straight
↳ kehlani: and who called me last night asking for help on a song?
masongooding: 😃 great post bud! very educational!
screammovies: ghostface has some questions…
melissabarreram: ?
reneerapp: conceited as always smh
↳ y/n_y/l/n: confident**
fanpage: want what they have 🥲
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y/n_y/l/n: got that dog in me
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200k comments
masongooding: bro take this shit off
↳ y/n_y/l/n: i’ll have you know jenna’s mom brought me this shirt therefore i will NEVER EVER take it off
jennaortega: that’s a bear…
↳ y/n_y/l/n: fuck around and find out 😒
justinbieber: swag swag swag
zendaya: stylin
↳ y/n_y/l/n: better than you
jasminsavoy: why is my face on your shirt?
arianagrande: met gala look book
sza: need that shirt
natalieortega1: looks good! 👍😁
↳ y/n_y/l/n: maaaa 🤍🤍
user113: this is who i stan…and i’ve accepted that
user558: always posting on ig but never in that studio 🤔
fanpage124: does anyone else think y/n tries to hard to be funny and relatable? like we get it 😂😂 you’re cool okay
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you’re broke we get it cool okay
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y/n_y/l/n: last few days
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user113: new music? 👀
jennaortega: best cabin trip ever
masongooding: hey i was there too? where’s my pics?
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you’re my side piece yk i can’t be posting you everywhere
jackchampion: cute
↳ y/n_y/l/n: no, you!😫
aaliyahortega: she can’t play the guitar for shit
↳ jennaortega: hater
user558: literally the best celebrity couple no one can convince me otherwise
kehlani: new song so fire 🤫
rennerapp: vocals are👩‍🍳 💋
jasminsavoy: so honored to be featured on this album
↳ y/n_y/l/n: my homegirl 🤍
user114: GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!!!!
fanpage: LET’s GOOOOOOOOOO
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wintfleur · 29 days
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ꔫ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ Pretty boys b-day! — Stella Hughes AU!
au masterlist - you can find asks under #💌stellahughes!
°. — asks about stella and rut are under #⋆ ˚。⋆୨🩷୧˚ stella & rut!
﹕─┈ pairings (Estella Hughes oc! X Rutger McGroarty )
°. — summary ( Stella’s post for Rutgers birthday! )
˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( I really wanted to write a blurb for Rutgers birthday, but I have been so busy that I totally forgot! I do hope you guys still enjoy, please let me know what you guys think !!! )
°. — ( feel free to send any requests of things you would like to see in this series, or if you just want to share some thoughts! I would absolutely love that! Please comment if you would like to be added to the tag list! )
stellahughes added to their story!
🎵 Always forever - Cults
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[caption1: it’s pretty boys birthday 🫶🏻] [caption2: in my sugar mommy era 🤩]
rutgermcgroarty reacted with 🩷
luca.fantilli replied with ‘fridgeee 😍’
lilybaileys replied with ‘MOMMY 😩’
carmenbarlowe replied with ‘oh the song, you picked the song 😭’
edwards.73 replied with ‘this is favoritism, you always make me pay 😐’
stellahughes replied with ‘you’re not the one fucking me every night ??’
edwards.73 replied with ‘ . . . rutger give Stella her phone back”
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🏷️ rutgermcgroarty
🎵 My Love Mine All Mine - Mitski
stellahughes; happy birthday to the sweetest boy I’ll ever know, the only one who can make me smile so big! Can’t wait to spend many more with you !! 🩷
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lhughes_06 happy birthday ig 🫤
rutgermcgroarty thanks bro!
jackhughes @/rutgermcgroarty NO NO 🙅‍♂️
lilybaileys happy birthday old man!
rutgermcgroarty 🖕🏻
stellahughes my fav dilf 😩
rutgermcgroarty BABE???
nick_moldenhauer bros perfect
g.brindley4 MY MAN MY MAN 😍
adamfantilli FRIDGEEE 😍
_quinnhughes happy birthday rut!
rutgermcgroarty thank you q!
elblue6 happy birthday sweetie! 🩷
rutgermcgroarty thank you mama Hughes! 🩷
markestapa happy b-day sexy!
edwards.73 RUT! RUT! RUT!
luca.fantilli happy birthday; love you bro!
rutgermcgroarty thanks luc! Love you 2
luca.fantilli no photo creds??? 🧐
stellahughes 🙄
rutgermcgroarty I love you so much stell 🩷
stellahughes 💋💋
carmenbarlowe HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUTGER 🥳
rutgermcgroarty THANK YOU CARMEN 🥳
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🏷️ rutgermcgroarty
🎵 Those eyes - New west
entersteller; I close my eyes and all I see is you 🩷
📍rutgermcgroarty hehe 🎥
entersteller shhhh 🤭
jackhughes WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??
jackhughes Happy birthday rutger!
rutgermcgroarty thanks BRO!
Trevorzegras happy birthday 💋
Trevorzegras I did not mean to use that emoji…
entersteller you have somthin to tell me trev? Hmm? 🤔
rutgermcgroarty thanks man 💋
colecaufield please tell me you have clothes on ‼️
entersteller my mama told me not to lie 🥳
colecaufield 🤢🤢🤢
Ihughes_06 🤢🤢🤢
jackhughes 🤢🤢🤢
edwards.73 🤢🤢🤢
_alexturcotte 🤢🤢🤢
entersteller u guys are a bunch of haters omg.
tatemcrae hottest couple mhm
entersteller MARRY ME PLEASEEE 😩
carmenbarlowe the cutest couple ever 😭
entersteller ilysm minnie 💋💋
lilybaileys IS IT SAFE FOR ME TO DROP RUTS PRESENT OFF ??
rutgermcgroarty nope 😁
entersteller no! 🫶🏻
lilybaileys damn okay…
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˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( smaus are so fun omg I need to do them more ! This is kinda rushed sorry . . . hehe if anyone gets Rutgers comment with the 🎥 I love you! )
°. — taglist ( @privatemythss @cixrosie @toasttt11 @lxvelyzoe @lovings4turn x )
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cieloclercs · 9 months
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what would you say (if i told you i love you)? — charles leclerc
PART: 1/?
summary. in which childhood best friends blur the lines between what they’ve always known, and something more
warnings. swearing, reader and charles are oblivious idiots but they’re cute so it’s ok, ending is annoyingly abrupt (sorry)
pairings. charles leclerc x artsy!reader
face claim. tara michelle
author’s note: so this is a multi-part social media fic inspired by this ask that i’ve been working on for a while. as always, all media and pictures used in this belongs to the original creators. hope you guys enjoy! ps, all i really know about art is what i learned in my gcse class (and my teacher was awful) so if i use any incorrect terminology at any point in this series i’m so sorry! i’m trying my best 🫶
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yourusername monaco summer 🐚🌊🦋☁️
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yourfriend prettiest ever 🥹
yourusername oh hush you 🤭
username girl your figure 😮
username she literally has my dream body 😭
charles_leclerc no photo credits? 😃
yourusername 🙄🙄 photo creds to char ig
arthur_leclerc looking a little windswept there
yourusername do you want me to block you again
arthur_leclerc no thanks u look very pretty !!!!
yourusername aww thank you arth 🥰
username wait who tf is this girl and how does she know charles??
username she’s his childhood best friend! they’ve known each other since they were five 🫶
username i firmly believe y/n y/l/n is a goddess not a human being
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username CHARLES WHAT THE FUCK???
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charles_leclerc opening day for y/n’s latest exhibition, ‘flow’! je suis très fière de toi, mon artiste. ne jamais cesser de rêver 🌊 / beyond proud of you, my artist. never stop dreaming
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username now if this isn’t obsessed boyfriend behaviour then i don’t know what is
yourusername aww charlie 🥹 merci de m'avoir soutenu, je vous en serai toujours reconnaissant / thank you for supporting me, i’m forever grateful
charles_leclerc toujours
username and they say they’re just friends?? THIS IS NOT FRIEND BEHAVIOUR
username omg these paintings are so beautiful! what’s the exhibition about?
charles_leclerc it’s a study of water and the ocean!
username they way he’s answering questions about y/n’s own exhibition for her 😭 babes ur not subtle x
username she’s so talented wtf
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leclerc_pascale Incroyable 😍
yourusername merci, maman 🥰
username SHE CALLS PASCALE MAMAN OH MY GOD???
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yourusername summer break, week one ✅
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username everyone say ‘thank you y/n’ for feeding us the soft charles content 🥹
username thank you y/n 🙏
joris_trouche elvis is the star of this dump
yourusername i’ll let him claw you again
joris_trouche PLEASE DONT
charles_leclerc woah who’s that handsome guy in slide 2? 😏
yourusername you wouldn’t know him he’s kind of annoying x
charles_leclerc ouch
username charles featuring twice?? we’re losing her 😔
username three guesses who took the pictures of y/n
username hmm…joris? 🤔
username try again
username elvis 🤨
username close!! but not quite
username is it maybe…charles?!
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username bingo!!
username trade lives with me please 😫
charles_leclerc i hope summer never ends
yourusername you and me both
username he doesn’t want to go back to the sf-23 and ferrari fucking up his race every week 😔
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username LMAO Y/N LIKED
username she’s just as sick of ferrari’s shit as we are
joris_trouche everyone ignoring the fact that i’m also in this dump as well !!!
charles_leclerc mate you’re not even looking at the camera
username GAHAHAHA CHARLES
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➜ part 2
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saintslewis · 3 months
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❝ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 | 𝐅𝟏 ❞
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pairing: f1 grid (not all) x black fem driver!reader
summary: in which reader takes the f1 pilots to experience her culture and the beautiful country that is South Africa.
warnings: south african slang, cussing, social media environment, mentions of food, borderline chaotic
saint’s team radio 🎀: you have no idea how excited i was to write this. i love my country so so much and to be able to share it with all of you is a blessing. thank you @exotic-iris13 for requesting this! side note, December is in summer so i hope i don’t confuse you! enjoy!
please like, comment and reblog! (i’m watching you)
fc: @/mbbaarrhliii on ig!
tags: @non-stop-imagines @perfecttrashface @mauvecherie-writes @purplelewlew @arshiyuh @yeea-nah @alika-4466 @louvrepool @sheluvsf1
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imessage: THE OFFICE 🏎️
y/n: i just got my braids done losers
charlie w a ferrari: but the season’s over, we won’t see it :(
carlito: plus didn’t you already have them done last month?
landinhoooo: no guys december braids usually mean a vacation, so where are you going? 🤨
y/n: firstly, you know wayyyy too much about the braids thing 😭
honey badger: that was oddly specific i have to say, lan
yukibae: yeah that was weird
landinhoooo: wtv 🙄 where are you going, y/n!
y/n: my mother is requesting the presence of all of you so you’re all coming back home with me 🤭
carlito: mi vida, wouldn’t that be too soon? winter break just started
kika’s bf: also how would it work? accommodation, transport, all those things
y/n: are you saying no to an african mother?
lew <3: guys say yes, she’ll show up to your house and force you
alexander!: not to mention it’s summer that side (she kidnapped one of my cats, say yes)
princess george: okay, let’s say we all go. what is going to happen?
y/n: i’m just saying, you haven’t lived if you haven’t never experienced a South African summer
mad max: I don’t know, y/n. just please don’t guilt trip us
mickey schumi: i can already feel her frown from here
y/n: i was going to pay for everything but since none of you want to go, i’m saving money 🤭
landinho: wait
kika’s bf: wait hold on
charlie w a ferrari: why didn’t you say so in the first place?!
honey badger: now that you’ll be our sugar mommy, ofc we’ll all be there
princess george: that clears out so much
y/n: you guys are a bunch of IDIOTS
alexander!: there has to be a catch???
landinho: ALEX SHUT UP WE’RE GOING ON A FREE TRIP
carlito: we’ll even dance to that one music playlist of yours
y/n: all of you have to wear my merch next season and you’ll let me win two races back to back
mad max: now y/n-
y/n: uh oh! looks like max is paying for everything!
charlie w a ferrari: JUST SAY YES
mad max: okay, you’ll win two races and i’ll slow down
princess george: i just did some quick research and y/n, you’re seen as a national treasure??? and lewis is considered Nelson Mandela’s grandchild??
y/n: well, yes! don’t question my country, okay? 🫶🏽
yukibae: yes ma’am 🫡
oscahhh: i went for a run, what did i miss??
landinho: we’re going on a trip and y/n is paying 😝
honey badger: except max, he’s paying for his own things
mad max: i’m not??
y/n: three races and i’ll get you a new console
kika’s bf: CAN I HAVE ONE??
landinho: NOOO I NEED ONE, PLS Y/N
y/n: we all earn millions every race??? get it yourself????
kika’s bf: i’m going to tell kika you’re bullying me
y/n: she’s coming on the trip too along with all the other wags 🤭
yukibae: and where’s YOUR wag, y/n? 🤨
y/n: yuki shhh pls i’ll literally buy you an island
charlie w a ferrari: NUH UH YUKI TELL US
landinho: yuki what do you know
princess george: whoever isn’t y/n’s wag, say so RN
everyone: NOT ME
lew <3: damn
landinho: I KNEW ITTTTTT
honey badger: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW AHHH
alexander!: I HAVE TO GO TELL LILY
oscahhh: have you guys never seen them interact in the media pen? it’s like they’ve been married for 27 years
logang: and how do YOU know that
oscahhh: mate, you told me
y/n: 🙄
y/n: go pack for this trip before i shave your eyebrows 🫶🏽
y/n’s instagram story
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“There’s no way you got cars for all of us.” George and everyone else really couldn’t believe that the lengths you went through to make this trip as perfect as you could. “Not to mention booking out the Four Seasons!” Carmen interjected, walking next to her boyfriend.
You watched as everyone filed into the Mercedes vans waiting for them on the airport runway where the large jet had landed. You couldn’t believe you got everyone to come to South Africa in the first place but guilt tripping them had worked a charm, complaining that you don’t have a home race and that your mom would be pissed.
Very easy to fool these guys.
The skies of Johannesburg weren’t all too clear but you could tell that it was summer. Deciding to rather catch up with everyone at the hotel a bit later, you used a private exit to the airport so that you could visit your mom and sister before anything else. Plus you knew a big deal would’ve been made if you had announced that you were coming home so posting will do for now.
“Bathong, where are your friends? I thought you’d all come here.” Your mother said whilst setting up the extremely long table in her backyard so you were sat on a pool chair just watching her.
bathong - more of an expression of confusion or shock
“It was going to look suspicious if i came here with all these people with the same vans following each other.” You replied. “I booked the Four Seasons, it should be big enough for all of us.”
“Oh okay, that’s fancy. So where’s your boyfriend?” Your mom asked with a grin on her face that earned a head shake from you.
“Ukuphi uLerai?” Where’s Lerai? (younger sister)
“Usaseskholeni. Unfuna ukuyomlanda?” Your mom replied. She’s still at school. Do you want to go fetch her?
“Yeah, i want to surprise her. So let me go and I’ll see you later when I drop her off.” You stood up, saying goodbyes to her as your mom went about what she doing.
Hopping in one of your various cars that you kept in your mother’s garages, you quickly texted your boyfriend when an idea popped in your head.
imessages!
y/n: do you want to cause a bit of chaos
lew <3: sigh
lew <3: what kind?
y/n: i’ll pick you up rn and we’re going to pick my sister up from school 😝
lew <3: should i be scared?
y/n: slightly, see you in a few 😚
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To say you caused a bit of chaos would be an understatement. You hadn’t realised that your sister’s school was huge and this whole time, you forgot what you and your boyfriend did for a living. Picture this: a Lamborghini Urus parked outside where many high school kids are obsessed with it, you and Lewis stepping out to call your little sister, kids recognise you two, you apologise to your sister with ice cream.
You end the day off with lounging in the room with your boyfriend, laughing at the reactions of your fans to the news of you being in the country. You had planned this whole visit out, wanting everyone to get their rentals tomorrow morning then taking them everywhere.
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user there’s no fucking way, YOU’RE BACK??
yourusername and i’m with my FRIENDS 🤭
youryoungersister a facetime would be nice next time 🧍🏽‍♀️
yourusername well, no!
landonorris y/n, what is a kota?
yourusername if you’re up for it, we can get some today
georgerussell okay but what IS it
yourusername DON’T WORRY
georgerussell I’M WORRIED
carlossainz55 you didn’t say it was going to be this hot
charles_leclerc she warned us mate 😭
danielricciardo btw max is still hanging out with that cat he found at breakfast
lilymhe i’m obsessed with this place, i never want to leave
francisca.cgomes you’re still in the hotel room 🫤
alexandrasaintmleux i just googled gold reef city, CAN WE GOOO PLS
alex_albon WHATS THAT
loganseargent IT’S AN AMUSEMENT PARK
user i just drove in the four seasons driveway, guys there are so many cars lined up for them 😭
user she comes to the country when i decide to LEAVE??
dbngogo stfu you’re back? 🥹 come to Konka 🫵🏽
landonorris WHAT’S THAT
dbngogo it’s a nightclub 🤭
sza CAN I JOIN Y’ALL
yourusername ofc bae
lewishamilton there’s a flower bouquet that says Mandela’s grandchild for me 🧍‍♂️
user oh fuck he knows the joke
georgerussell told you
f1 y/n bring back our drivers 😣
yourusername bring back kyalami then we’ll talk
user oop-
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SOWETO
south western township
Not wanting to waste any time, Y/n scooped up her friends to visit her hometown, where she grew up and dreamed of this very moment.
The convoy of extremely expensive cars that sped through the route to Soweto had caught the attention of many people, including the news that announced your arrival.
Briefing the boys (and the girls) on their menu choices of your favourite foods, they all equally decided that they’ll start training when they get back home. With the food place being right across a park with a large parking lot, it was convenient for you.
Being the host for this whole trip, you went ahead and ordered for everyone, speaking through the hole in the wall to specify orders and paying a hefty price including drinks. You watched as all your friends climbed out of their respective cars, leaning and sitting on the hoods of the cars as they all bonded. The vibrant atmosphere of your home country made everything feel like summertime.
Getting help carrying all that food to the group, everyone took their orders and observed them. “So, amagwinya are fat cakes, they’re very filling. A Kota is a uncut loaf of bread with stuff inside like hot chips, sausages and other things that you can specify for your Kota.” You explained, everyone immediately digging in and their faces said it all.
“And for you, Lew, you can have the fat cakes and the hot chips. I have to say, you’ll be full for the entire day.” You turned to your boyfriend who gave you a kiss before trying the food.
Later that day, dinner at your mother’s was a success, everyone finishing their plates and sharing different stories under the Johannesburg stars.
The next day was filled with fun activities, hitting up the amusement park Gold Reef City then late night karting, the friendship between everyone was growing as smiles never left their faces.
a week later
yourusername
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yourusername south africa my baby, it’s been amazing 🇿🇦
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landonorris take me back (we’re checking out of Four Seasons)
danielricciardo and what about your gf that you met? 🤨
landonorris she’s coming to the next race 🫡
maxverstappen33 three wins and that’s it
yourusername do you want me to tell on you to my mom?
maxverstappen33 no 😨
charles_leclerc i need another kota
alexandrasaintmleux we’re actually shaking for one right now
yourusername askies 🤣 sorry
loganseargent never thought i’d ever be an avid lover of amapiano
user what multiverse are we in that Logan, the most american person to ever exist, is saying this
user it’s the South Africa effect baby 😝🇿🇦
lewishamilton can we come here every winter break?
carlossainz55 can we please? all my joy is at Gold Reef City
alex_albon i just want her mother’s cooking again, changed my life
f1 y/n, what did you do to our drivers
yourusername if you add kyalami to the calendar, you’ll know 😚
lilymhe someone gave me a painting of you and i will be hanging it in my home
francisca.cgomes to complete the shrine
landonorris to our Sugar Mother Y/n
yukitsunoda i got all the recipes, i’m ready
yourusername we need 20 kotas stat! 🫵🏽
oscarpiastri even your money looks so cool 😭
user if this is not the greatest representation of our country, i don’t know what it is
mercedesamgf1 can we join next time? 😔
yourusername no
tyla I LOVE YOU
yourusername I LOVE YOUUUU
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ilovemason19 · 6 months
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Soft - Mason Mount
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pairing: Mason Mount x Reader
summary: you’re helping your boyfriend shave his beard :)
warnings: mason says some inappropriate things (boy’s dirty🙄), mention of cuts, ig that’s it
word count: 900
requested: no
a/n: a short one. he just looks sooo fucking delicious, it’s giving 2020 euros 🙏🏼 oh and the heading is terrible 😭 anyways enjoy, feedback is always very much appreciated ty!
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“babeee” your boyfriend shouted from upstairs.
“yeeeaah?” you screamed back, wondering what he wanted now.
“come here real quick” he said.
“comiiing” you made your way upstairs searching for him. “which room?”
“bathroom baby” he replied.
as soon as you entered the bathroom you saw your boyfriend holding shaving cream and a razor in his hands while smiling at you
“wanna help me shave my beard?” he asked with a bright smile on his face.
“whaaaaat you’re shaving???” you asked, kinda unsure of his idea
“yeah… why?” his smile slowly fading
“nooo don’t get me wrong baby but i just love your beard so much i’m so used to it.” you explained
“so u don’t want me to shave?” he asked, kinda disappointed
“i didn’t say that now, did i?” you smirked taking the shaving cream from his hand
he smiled at you sitting down on the toilet seat
“soo where do i start i’ve never done that” you asked your boyfriend who was now laughing at you.
“fuck you, don’t laugh” you punched his chest.
“babee it’s like shaving your legs just shave it all off” he laughed like a little kid
“yeah yeah alright got that, now stop laughing” you rolled your eyes at him
“come sit down” he pointed to his lap
“mason no.” you said shaking your head
he grabbed your arm pulling you between his legs “cmon babe”
“mase you know we won’t end up shaving your beard.” you said trying to free yourself from his hard grip
“we will, cmon sit down” he pushed you down onto his lap
“promise you won’t touch me anywhere that drives me crazy” looking with a deadly look at him
he put his hands up as if to threaten “i promise” he assured.
“i’ll touch you later tho” he said smirking while looking at your boobs that were barely covered due to your open top.
you rolled your eyes at him “let’s just get this finished”
you started to apply shaving cream on his beard, your boyfriend couldn’t help but smile and laugh all the time
“masoooon stop moving, you’re getting shaving cream all over your face and clothes” you complained
“sorry but you look so concentrated as if you’re doing surgery” he laughed nearly sheding some tears.
“shut up and give me the damn razor” you opened your hand
“here you go ma’am” he handed it to you
“what if i cut you?” you asked afraid of hurting him
“babe don’t worry just start. you’re overreacting you’re just shaving my beard some little cuts won’t do anything to me” he tried to calm you down “just start yeah?
you took a deep breath and started shaving his right side to the middle, shaving his mustache
“you already look so much younger” you spoke as you put your hand over your mouth in shock
“the person you fell in love with” he smirked while putting his hands on your waist and moving down to your ass
“mason no touching you fucker” you looked at him with a serious expression
he immediately put his hands away “yeah yeah calm down”
you then shaved his left side and looked at him in disbelief. “go wash your face” you got up from him
he washed his whole face and came up with closed eyes “babe hand me the towel” he said moving his arms around in the air
“maseee you look so much younger oh my god” you couldn’t believe your eyes
“babe. the towel. i can’t see” he moved his arm even harder now
“yeaaah chill” you handed it to him and he dried his face looking immediately at himself in the mirror
“fuck do i look good” he said proudly smirking with the cockiest smirk ever
“you indeed do, i’m getting flashbacks from the past” you reminded him, putting your arms around his neck and pulling him in for a kiss
“woow no stubbles” you said looking at him and touching his now soft face “feels amazing” you happily exclaimed
“wait till i put on after shave you’ll love it” he said grabbing the after shave from the dresser and putting it on his face
“ohh you smell so delicious mase” you said smelling on his face and touching it
“see guess you like my babyface more than my beard” he tried to make a statement
“nope nothing goes over your sexy beard, you look cute tho” you said kissing his nose
“mhh thanks bae” he said rolling his eyes
“jk mase you know i love all versions of you” you smiled at him
“all versions?” he asked looking at you with a confused expression
“weeeelll prince hair, buzz cut.. and soo much more don’t even get me started”
“you love all of them yeah?” he said smirking while pulling you against him
“of course i do” you said squeezing his face “i will definitely touch your face the whole time now it’s so fucking soft wow” you said poking his cheek
“babee stooop” he said laughing, removing your hand from his face
“you look so handsome” you admired him as if you saw him for the first time
“thank you babe you look stunning” he said spinning you around and kissing your head
“i love you” he mumbled against your head
“i love you too masey” you said holding his face with both your hands “def gonna glue my hands onto your face tonight” you admitted
“someone’s obsessed huh?” he said smirking
“since ever” you said smiling and kissing his soft cheek
he laughed and shook his head at your cuteness.
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diorsluv · 4 months
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feather , christmas special
“ all i want for christmas is you ”
series m. list
nhl + umich x platonic!drysdale!reader,
luke hughes x fem!reader,
temporary male!oc x fem!reader
( socialmedia!au )
jamie.drysdale
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jamie.drysdale happy 20th birthday lil sis..
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edwards.73 aww you were best friends when you were kids…. what happened
→ jamie.drysdale she got too annoying
→ yourusername he became “one of the boys” 🙄
yourusername u dont seem too happy abt me turning 20
→ jamie.drysdale ur one year away from being 21 and that means i have to take care of u when u get drunk
→ trevorzegras he started crying to me about how he didn’t want you to grow up
→ jamie.drysdale LIES trevorzegras
username63 I AM SOBBING SO HARD RN THIS IS TOO CUTE
markestapa thanks for the childhood pics that i def won’t post when she least expects it
→ jamie.drysdale anytime 🫡
→ yourusername HEY HEY NO
_alexturcotte
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_alexturcotte happy birthday to miss mini drysdale and i hope you enjoyed your photoshoot (i took all the pics) 🥳🥳
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yourusername my own personal photographer 🥰
→ _alexturcotte you’re lucky you’re my fav girl
→ yourusername AWWW STOP ITTT
colecaufield yes and i brought the props
luca.fantilli i don’t think you should trust her with a torch
→ yourusername I’M VERY RESPONSIBLE
username49 THE TIARAAAA
username57 i love how they all post her at the same exact time
jackhughes be careful, remember how her dress lit on fire last time?
→ yourusername THAT WAS YOU THO????
→ _quinnhughes but it was kinda your fault jack
→ lhughes_06 dude YOU were the one that dropped a lit candle on her skirt
→ jackhughes okay i didn’t need you to gang up on me 😟
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rutgermcgroarty happy birthday to the best drysdale 🍰
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yourusername aw i AM the best drysdale 🥱
→ rutgermcgroarty ok now dont gotta get all cocky about it
username54 all the phones 😭😭
username25 the second pic is giving best girl energy
adamfantilli that cake genuinely scared the shit out of me
→ yourusername it’s just sparklers 🙄
markestapa you made us sing happy birthday for her 6 times.
→ rutgermcgroarty well you all sounded bad
→ mackie.samo you were the one that was off key tho???
username38 her bday looks so funnn
colecaufield
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colecaufield happy birthday even tho we don’t see each other enough so i had to use pics from your 18th birthday 😒
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_alexturcotte imagine not being able to see her
→ colecaufield ok little buddy you don’t see her any more than i do
→ jackhughes literally could not be me (it’s torture)
yourusername I’LL COME TO SEE YOU MORE OFTEN COUGH SYRUP 🥰🥰
→ colecaufield i take it back i don’t want you coming near me
→ trevorzegras i started “cough syrup” u gotta give me credits
→ yourusername no i did it first stop trying to steal my genius ideas
username36 the heart shaped balloon is adorableee
luca.fantilli her 18th bday was 🔥🔥
→ lhughes_06 bro u werent even there
→ edwards.73 u didnt even know her
→ yourusername it’s okay guys he just wants to fit in #fomo
_quinnhughes
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_quinnhughes i helped secretly decorate her apartment for her 20th birthday and you didn’t. we are not the same 🥱🥱
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yourusername since when did you start bragging about me
→ _quinnhughes since rn
→ yourusername i’ll take it ig……
username47 THE FLOWERS AAAAA
username19 guys have you noticed how dead silent booker’s been
→ username58 fr he hasn’t commented at all or posted anything abt her 😭
jackhughes i helped too
→ _quinnhughes shut up no u didnt
→ yourusername let him have his moment jack, he doesn’t get a lot of them
dylanduke25
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dylanduke25 took her out to eat then surprised her with the best pizza she’s ever eaten for her bday 💪
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mackie.samo your handwriting is atrocious
→ dylanduke25 wbk tell me something i don’t know 🙄
username34 oh! candles on pizza!
username15 mcdonalds on ur bday >>>>>
yourusername the pizza was cold asf but that’s okay!!!!!!
→ dylanduke25 hard as a rock
→ markestapa WOAHHH THERE DUKER 🤨🤨
→ dylanduke25 bro stop making it weird
→ lhughes_06 fr
trevorzegras they always say the way to a woman’s heart is through food
→ yourusername but do they say that tho….??
username93 best gift ever frfr
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markestapa HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL DRIZZY
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yourusername OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET LMFAOOOO
→ markestapa LETS FUCKING GO I WIN
mackie.samo goddammit i knew i should’ve done this instead
→ markestapa loserrrr
username32 oh my……
_quinnhughes what the hell is this
jamie.drysdale i’m ashamed to say i think you know my sister better than i do
→ markestapa no no her edward cullen phase was a difficult time for all of us
→ jamie.drysdale i’ve blocked out all the trauma
→ yourusername you’re all haters
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trevorzegras i spent 5 hours secretly decorating and making these cupcakes and i survived all the weird stares i got for walking straight past the christmas section SO BE GRATEFUL. oh and happy birthday i guess
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yourusername i was so confused why jack and quinn wouldn’t let me in my own room for those five hours.. but yes yes i’m so grateful AND THE CUPCAKES ARE MAGNIFICENT
→ trevorzegras at least SOMEONE appreciates my efforts
→ _alexturcotte trevor you almost popped like half the balloons from blowing them up too much
username61 why did i just now realize that her birthday is on christmas
colecaufield wait i thought ian somerhalder was supposed to be on one of the cupcakes
→ trevorzegras who???
→ trevorzegras OH THE HOT GUY FROM THE BLOODSUCKER SHOW
→ yourusername fr i was kinda expecting tom blyth too but it’s okay
username30 LOUIS PARTRIDGEEEE
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mackie.samo i tried going the “aesthetic” route for u but clearly u like the rob pattinson ones more 🙄🙄 happy birthday mini drysdale
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yourusername BUT YOU HELPED WITH THE SURPRISE PARTY AND I LOVE THAT SO MUCH MORE
→ mackie.samo HAHA IN UR FACE markestapa
→ markestapa WHAT NO I HELPED WITH THE PARTY TOO
_quinnhughes the amount of tiaras we’ve given her is concerning
→ yourusername i like them thoughhh ☺️
→ jamie.drysdale you know how she is with her tiaras
→ yourusername I STOPPED WEARING THEM WHEN I WAS 8 AND YOU KNOW THAT
username57 the way it’s turned into a competition 💀
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edwards.73 pics from the birthday girl’s afterparty bc everyone else is unoriginal
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yourusername wait til you see jack’s post 😭
→ edwards.73 wait WHAT
username44 good lord how many parties are there lmaooo
→ yourusername you don’t even wanna know
jackhughes oh please you weren’t even there for the pre-party
→ edwards.73 WHAT PRE-PARTY??
→ yourusername don’t worry ethan i didn’t know about it either until i was there 😭😭
→ edwards.73 how come i wasn’t invited 😒
trevorzegras since when was there an afterparty???????
→ yourusername yeah i don’t think they invited you..
→ trevorzegras WHO??
→ yourusername uhh mark, mackie, moosey, duker, rut, luca and adam
→ jackhughes it’s fine z they weren’t invited to the pre-party anyway
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luca.fantilli more pics of this kid at her afterparty 🤷‍♂️ happy 20th birthday
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edwards.73 ur actually so unoriginal
→ yourusername he idolizes u 🤩🤩🤩
→ luca.fantilli shut up
username12 wait that cake is so cool
username47 new tiara every post LMAO
yourusername “this kid” is crazy
→ luca.fantilli i am older than u tho
→ yourusername NOT EVEN BY A YEAR
→ luca.fantilli I’M LIKE 5 DAYS OFF
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jackhughes happy birthday to our christmas girl (our pre-party was on christmas eve) 🥳🥳
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yourusername i think i maxxed out my cake consumption
→ jackhughes good thing you ate our cake first
username27 are you telling me she had THREE parties 😦
→ yourusername yes. THREE of them.
→ username27 girl you are stronger than i’ll ever be
edwards.73 wtvvv the pre-party sounds like it was lame
→ lhughes_06 ngl it might’ve been better than the afterparty
→ dylanduke25 LUKE YOU WERE AT THE PRE-PARTY????
→ lhughes_06 oops
username16 birthday princess turned birthday queen i loveeeeee
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adamfantilli HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL DRIZZ! i hope you enjoy your birthday and that baby pic i definitely didn’t steal from your brother
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username34 jamie has started the attack of the baby pics
yourusername the shrek photos 😦😦 my sweet sweet adam what have they done to you
→ adamfantilli many many things 😔
markestapa im ngl 4 year old lil drizzy was dripped out
→ adamfantilli fr
→ yourusername FR
→ jamie.drysdale no… no she wasn’t
username6 i need someone to post shrek on my birthday
luca.fantilli i can’t believe you posted two whole pics of her on her bday
→ yourusername you’re just toooooo funny 😒
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lhughes_06 hit em with the annual birthday sleepover 🥱 happy 20th birthday lil drizzy, ur finally my age
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yourusername i’ve always been your age 🙄
→ lhughes_06 mmmm but barely
→ yourusername I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU
→ lhughes_06 i bought you $200 worth of gifts u just havent opened them all yet
username72 HE GAVE HER A FULL CROWN INSTEAD OF A TIARA AW
jackhughes she stopped letting me and quinn sleep over when we turned 13 but how come u still get to do it 🤨
→ lhughes_06 i’m the favorite
→ yourusername wbk tbh
username84 THE POSSIBILITIES ARE LOW BUT NEVER ZERO
rutgermcgroarty is that why you kicked the rest of us out after the afterparty 😞
→ lhughes_06 yes
→ yourusername can’t break tradition!
_quinnhughes hey hey no funny business alright
→ lhughes_06 bro she has a literal bf
→ yourusername all we do is gossip and give each other facials
→ lhughes_06 DON’T SAY THAT yourusername
→ luca.fantilli luke do you have something to tell us…?
username75 luke is secretly a girl
→ username12 or secretly a simp
→ username71 i dont think hes “secretly” any of those things 😭😭
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yourusername thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday and to everyone who celebrated me turning 20 years old!! and ofc thank you to a certain someone who always stays up until exactly 12 am to wish me happy birthday first 🫢 also merry christmas and happy holidays, i love you all mwahhhh!
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jackhughes i wonder who that someone could be 🤔
→ trevorzegras huh i think their name seemed to have slipped my mind
→ _alexturcotte it’s so weird usually i don’t forget
→ colecaufield i can’t believe none of us can remember
→ _quinnhughes you’re all painfully obvious
lhughes_06 wow the special shoutout 😱
→ yourusername ik ur just so lucky
username26 so let’s run it back to booker and the fact that he’s been completely silent throughout ALL of this
→ username48 fr like where is bro
username3 isn’t that the crown luke gave her
mackie.samo we’ll throw an even better party next year
→ yourusername i’m looking forward to it 🫣
notes ) so.. i actually struggled trying to find good pics and ALMOST NONE OF THEM MATCH EACH OTHER lmaooo but yes here is the christmas special i promised and ik no one posts actual insta posts for someone elses bday but it was more fun writing it that way n i hope u all like it!! (lightly proofread so if there are any mistakes i apologize 😭)
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot
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accio-victuuri · 2 months
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some february fake rumors 💭
i am referencing these two contributions here & here. while we’re preparing ourselves for the chaos of xz’s mfw appearances, let’s enjoy these sweets first!
i’m using a very sexy xiao laoshi just because… 🤷🏻‍♀️
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the first one is so funny and nostalgic with how it was presented. usually, fake rumors are in conversation form or in paragraphs. or, at some point, there is a story and then OP will include stick drawings to better explain what’s happening. this was popular when the topic are unofficial bts content before the videos were released.
this contribution tho only had the stick figure 😂😂
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you can clearly see what’s the “story” here. lol. the two of them were caught by someone. this is not the first time a story like this came out but seeing it this way is entertaining. fans are also pointing out what they are doing, the faces are so close! kissing! 💋
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the second one goes back to the usual format of conversations.
the first part is a staff telling yibo that be brought so much and then wyb says he doesn’t have the car to carry the stuff. he also said he has divided it, to which another staff says it’s easier for them. they tell wyb that he should eat more mandarin oranges.
wyb: Yo, you’re back
wyb: Come on, I brought everything with me.
xz: If I don’t eat, I’ll stay up late tomorrow and die of swelling.
xz: gone
🏃🏃🏃🏃
wyb: Look at me going all the way here and you’re ignoring me.
xz: Aren’t you pretty good at the game?
wyb: That's different
xz: Why is it different? Please explain it carefully.
wyb: Fierce me 🥹👈🏻Brother x, look at everything about him
xz: 🙄🤛🏻
wyb: If you don’t eat carbohydrates, your temper will get worse.
LOL. Years later, WYB is still worrying over XZ and what he eats lol. and how WYB wants all of XZ’s attention, and his gege playing along. I can imagine him saying “please explain it”.
staff 2: 🍊 So delicious
staff 1: I’ll take two more
xz: You guys eat so much
xz: Come, come here
i love how wyb’s love language is giving gifts, and it shows here. this is allegedly a fake scenario during the CNY holidays, and ofc, Bobo won’t forget gifts for XZ’s staff as well! what a good brother in law!
🚪🚪🚪🚪
I don’t know anything. I only know how to eat. You can talk wherever you like. Where can we go to talk? We'll make up soon anyway.
🚪🚪🚪🚪
xz: Okay, I won’t argue with you anymore. I went back to take a shower and sweated all over.
wyb: Then I’ll go back too
xz: You eat here and eat with them
wyb: I’m afraid of getting swollen even if I don’t eat.
xz: Okay?
wyb: ☺️☺️🥰
wyb: Withdrawal ✋🏻
wyb: You should ☺️ take a sip to reduce swelling.
xz: you😂
xz: Is it okay if I ask Brother A to buy red beans for me?
wyb: Let’s go upstairs☺️
The use of the door here and this commentary from the OP made fans think of the “drawing” from the rumor i discussed first. It’s like OP is implying that he was only there to enjoy the food from wyb. The previous convo looks like the two are bickering, but they will be sweet later. make up soon? what does that mean? Did OP see them kissing?
P.S: if you have a weibo account, please like all the comments with yellow circles in this xzs new post. take this as a reminder to do the same for the MFW posts in the coming days. 💪🏼 we have to show our support! XZ will most likely post on IG too, so this is your reminder to follow him.
-END.
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starsandhughes · 1 year
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Penalty Box— Trevor Zegras (Part Seven)
SERIES MASTERLIST
previous: six
next: eight
corresponding quinn post
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 2023
PREGAME
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yourusername welcome to my pregame update: bets addition! trevor currently stands at 4 games without a penalty, and quinn stands at 5. the last pic is the bets for tonights games! after the games, i’ll let you all know who owes what <3
game day, yay day!!
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trevorzegras it’s on😤😈
yourusername be an angel i want money
jackhughes be a devil (😏) i want money
user1 there’s so many possibilities here omg
user2 i want to be a fly on the wall if they’re all facetiming
_quinnhughes may the odds be ever in our favor
yourusername ihy<3
_quinnhughes says the one who can’t watch mockingjay pt 2 without pausing to cry
yourusername ihy (x2)
jackhughes @_quinnhughes for once i’m with y/n
jamie.drysdale “what is it all for? what do you want?”
yourusername “in a word— chaos.”
trevorzegras stop quoting snl
yourusername @/trevorzegras but i truly started these bets for chaos
user3 who wants to bet how long it takes until half the league is in this betting pool😂
_alexturcotte it’s like hell week all in one night
colecaufield true
yourusername you’re welcome! :)))
user4 i love that jack is betting against everybody
lhughes_06 there is no way anyone is coming out of this unscathed
yourusername yolo
trevorzegras @/yourusername my love can only go so far please stop using that
lhughes_06 @/yourusername i agree
yourusername careful boys, i have your moms phone numbers
lhughes_06 @/yourusername my mom is literally your mom
yourusername @/lhughes_06 yeah, that’s how i have her number
jackhughes viva los vegas🎰
trevorzegras you’re not funny
jackhughes i didn’t ask
POSTGAME
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yourusername welcome to my postgame penalty box update: ducks addition! today will have multiple posts, because i refuse to have just one unhinged photo. onto the news!
tonight, the love of my life (and current greatest enemy) received a penalty for slashing and is back to zero games since his last time in the box. i owe jack a lot of money and that’s simply the worst fate. thanks, babe<3
BUT THE DUCKS WON 4-2 SO AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE (besides j*ck🙄) WON TONIGHT!! stay tuned for quinn’s post!
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jackhughes why did you turn my name into a swear word when all i do is love and support you with my friendship?
yourusername you can’t even prove that?
jackhughes @/trevorzegras your girlfriend is gaslighting me
trevorzegras @/jackhughes you can’t even prove that
trevorzegras sorry you owe jack 2 hundy but i love you, forever🧡
yourusername mhmm i love you, always
jamie.drysdale @/trevorzegras she was cursing your name more than jack’s
trevorzegras @/jamie.drysdale that’s true love, baby
user1 y/n really put all her faith in her boyfriend and best friend and they did her dirty
user2 is no one gonna mention that alex also won all his bets
_quinnhughes i agree j*ck sucks
jackhughes what about brother solidarity?!
yourusername @/jackhughes 1. you bet against him. 2. best friend privileges so suck it
_quinnhughes @/jackhughes what she said
user3 when he’s a criminal>>> 🥵
jamie.drysdale you won by spending time with me!
yourusername i mean i guess
trevorzegras that’s just another L
_alexturcotte thank you for the chaos you created! love ya!
yourusername no, you just love the facetime screenshots of me crying
colecaufield @/yourusername i also love those and u
yourusername @/colecaufield @_alexturcotte i love you both too ig but ur on probation😘
user4 i cannot wait to see what happens when the canucks and ducks play each other
trevorzegras EVERYONE KEEPS COMMENTING THAT THEY LOVE YOU SO I JUST NEED TO SAY I LOVE YOU MOST, MY BEAUTIFUL CRAZY GIRL
yourusername i love you always, z🧡
jamie.drysdale gross
jackhughes brb i’m gagging
lhughes_06 maybe we should lower the stakes for the ducks v canucks game😂
yourusername i knew you were good for something! love ya lukey!
lhughes_06 love you too?
user5 this comment section has sm love for y/n it’s adorable
jamie.drysdale it’s because she cried
jackhughes this is charity work
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Bengals’ Social Media Admin - Instagram AU
(Bengals Quarterback! Joe Burrow x Social Media Admin! OC)
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Bengals: Happy Birthday to us 🥳
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officialskylinechili: Happy birth-Dey 🥳
username1: 56 years ago… DAMN, y’all are an old football team and still haven’t won a Super Bowl 🤣
yourinstagram: happy birthday to the best NFL team!
Chido: don’t forget it’s my birthday too!
↳ username2: why am i just finding out that me, Chido , and my favorite team have the same birthday?!
fccincinnati: Happy birthday 🎉
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CincyProblems: it looks like the Social Media Admin for the Bengals isn’t holding back today 🤣
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username1: the Bengals have the best Social Media Admin out of all the football teams!
username2: did y’all see that Twitter thread on who the identity of the Bengals social media admin could be?!
↳ username3: wait no… i didn’t see the Twitter thread,
↳ username2: so basically one of the users that got a reply from the Bengals’ Twitter account posted how they got a notification from someone with the username @.yourTwitter that had responded to their tweet and then when they clicked the notification, the reply was deleted… but then a few seconds later, the same reply was posted by the Bengal’s Twitter team. (also the Bengals’ social media accounts and Joe Burrow follows Y/N on Twitter and Instagram).
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yourfinsta: 😘 💻
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finstagramBFF: YOU’RE GETTING EXPOSED BY FOOTBALL FANS ON TWITTER!
↳ yourfinsta: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
↳ finstagramBFF: there’s a Twitter thread going viral about how you’re the SM admin for the Bengals 😭💀
↳ yourfinsta: oh shit 😳
joeyb_finsta: I love how you’re taking selfies on your laptop while your secret identity has been discovered!
↳ yourfinsta: shut the fuck up JOEY and help me NOT GET FIRED from MY job!
↳ joeyb_finsta: i got you the SM admin job remember that… it’s not my job to help you KEEP the job!
↳ yourfinsta: alright, if i get fired from the admin job i’ll expose your finstagram… i bet all the tiktok girls and tumblr girls would LOVE to see all the after work out shirtless mirror selfies and headband selfies 😘
↳ joeyb_finsta: i’ll make some phone calls 🙄
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Bengals: A hot debate 😂
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camsample5: If they didn’t say Lebron they wrong
username1: the SM admin is posting this to try and make us forget that her identity has been exposed 😅
↳ username2: wait… is it a BAD thing that her identity has been exposed to football fans?!
↳ username3: i wouldn’t say it’s the WORSE thing ever because she’s never posted anything that could harm her in the real world… she just posts about the Bengals on IG, Twitter, and Tiktok. the only reason it would be a “bad thing” is if she didn’t want her identity to be revealed but her social media accounts are public and are followed by Joe Burrow, so maybe she never really tried to hide her identity.
bjhill5: I got the best step backkkkk!!! Nobody can check me 🤷🏾‍♂️
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yourinstagram: everything is better in orange 🧡
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CincyProblem: miss social media admin is HOT 🥵
username1: the bengals have the funniest and most GORGEOUS social media admin… we really won!
username2: i’m a Bengals fan now because of you.
username3: the caption is right… everything IS BETTER in orange!
joeyb_9: sexy lil pumpkin.
↳ yourinstagram: PUMPKIN?!
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Author’s Note:
this Instagram AU is inspired by the F1 Secret Admin Social Media AU series by @holllandtrash
if you have any requests for an IG AU, please send the requests in my Inbox and i’ll try to get the Instagram AUs published as fast as i can.
thank you all for the love and support! 🤍
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