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#IT SO STUPIDLY FUNNY TO ME
alienthebee · 6 months
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THIS FRAME, THIS FRAME RIGHT HERE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
WHY IS JAX FACE LIKE THAT LMAO
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nonranghaes · 7 months
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heads up! vernon performs fake surgery on med student!reader to cheer them up. he's just silly <3
"scalpel."
you have no idea what your boyfriend is doing. you've been slumped over the dinner table for the past who-knows-how-long because studying has turned your brain to mush (you're in med school, that's the medical term, you swear). vernon hums to himself, and then you can feel his index finger trailing down your back as he makes his own sound effects in the form of a steady beep... beep... beep... to simulate a heart monitor. his fingers trail across your back, as though searching for something, and the "beep"s turn a little more frantic.
"vernon, what are you--"
"patient's getting better," he says, and then immediately goes back to those faster 'beep--beep--beep's. "i think. heart rate is increasing. that's good right?"
you don't answer, burying your face in your arms again. you can't let him see you smile. he'll know whatever he's doing is working, and you kinda wanna see where he's going with this. he grabs a fistful of the back of your shirt, letting go as he draws his hand away, still making those beeps.
"the surgery is a success..." he says. "i've removed the heart... i've saved the patient."
you turn your face. "baby. you can't live without a heart. i think the patient's dead."
"nah," his hands rest on your shoulders, already kneading at them. "i stole your heart and you're still alive--"
immediately, you let out the loudest groan--although whether it's out of disgust for the cheesy line or amusement because he managed to entertain you, he can't be sure. he thinks its a mix of both, actually--but it doesn't matter. you're smiling now, and that's what he set out to do.
he leans over you, pressing a quick peck against your forehead. "food's here, by the way. gotta support my future doctor somehow."
(you don't have the heart to tell him that making you laugh is always enough... and not because he stole it.)
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rox-of-iu · 8 months
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ayo guys guess what time it is again :)) 💜💜
spoiler warning for cultivate ch 41-46
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hehe finally scrambled brain enough to be able to catch up and cultivate makes me go 🥰🥰😌🤗😊😊
cultivate of course by @neonghostcat beloved
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magpod-confessions · 13 days
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I don't think tma or tmagp are scary. At times they can be uncomfortable to listen to but it's 100% a horror-comedy to me in the way that it's a comedy but with horror aspects. There was lots of suspense but... yeah
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emilylprentiss · 1 year
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The ✘ Files | 11.07 | Rm9sbG93ZXJz
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spoofyleaf · 10 months
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Also have some art ig
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nateriverswife · 10 months
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sibunaranks · 2 months
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HELP WHY DID I STOP WHAT I WAS DOING TO MAKE THIS?!?!?!
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whack-patty · 4 months
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Reporter asked if they were an ****item*****
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libakarm · 9 months
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hella1975 · 11 months
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you ever have a fic get you in such a chokehold you start pacing your room and talking to yourself
#THIS FIC WAS WRITTEN FOR ME SPECIFICALLY#BURN IT ALL DOWN BY DOROTHYCANFLY ON AO3 THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF MY TOP 5 FICS OF ALL TIME EVER#IT'S GOT THE BEST DABI CHARACTERISATION IVE EVER COME ACROSS IT'S GOT REALLY WELL WRITTEN DABIHAWKS#THAT FITS BOTH OF THEM LIKE THEY'RE MEAN AS HELL ABOUT IT AT FIRST#IT'S GOT STUPIDLY DEVOTED TOUYA-SHOUTO IT'S GOT PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER TOUYA#IT'S GOT MENTAL ANGST WRITTEN LIKE A DREAM THE WRITING IN GENERAL IS INSANE#IT'S ACTION PACKED BUT DONE WELL SO THAT IT'S NOT TEDIOUS IT'S FUNNY IT'S GOT TWISTS#IT'S KEEPING ME ON MY TOES I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING OR HOW FAR THE AUTHOR IS WILLING TO GO#IVE LITERALLY READ 300K WORDS IN TWO DAYS AT THIS POINT LIKE I AM ABSOLUTELY FINISHING THIS TONIGHT#WHAT THE FUCK EVEN AM I GONNA DO WITH MYSELF AFTER THIS#EVERY NEW THING THAT HAPPENS LITERALLY HAS ME GETTING UP TO PACE ABOUT#I CLOCKED OUT OF MY MUM TELLING ME OFF EARLIER BC I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS FIC#DO U KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS BASO JUST SIGNED MY DEATH WARRANT BUT I DIDNT CARE#losing my goddamn mind respectfully <3 if anyone has read this pls yell with me about it#and if anyone knows mha and wants a fic rec PLEASE let it be this one it's my fav mha fic ever and ive read A LOT#it gets quite smutty in the middle but if that's not ur thing the author tws very well and u can kinda just scroll#so that u still get the important character developments without it being just pure smut lol#god this FIC. holding it in my fucking fist and squeezing the everloving life out of it im going INSANE#i cant remember the last time a fic got me this way im literally giggling about it all#HE FOUND A REASON TO LIVE AGAIN THEY TOOK THIS MANGLED BLOODY BOY AND SAID WE LOVE YOU#YOU ARE GOOD YOU CAN STAY YOU CAN REST NOW WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU AND HE CHOSE THEM! HE CHOSE THEM!#OVER HIS REVENGE AND HIS RAGE HE CHOSE THEM! IM GOING TO BE VIOLENTLY SICK#like the author LETS DABI BE A CUNT. the first chunk of the fic he's actively not a good person#and his coping mechanisms are shot to shit and we WATCH HIM GROW FROM THAT i have cried several times over the most mundane shit#goddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAKSJFJKAGSFIUAHGJKAKG#mha#fic rec
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rocksanddeadflowers · 6 months
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Has anyone done a variation of "Y/N gets sold to 1D" but it's The Mechs? (Like the characters not the irl ppl.) I feel like there's a lot of potential there. For science of course.
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shima-draws · 5 months
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I just finished Skypeia AGHHHFJHHHH it was so GOOD
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graedari · 1 year
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Jethro Eugene Bradley-Baines, I haven't played your game but I absolutely love you 💖
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werewolf4vampire · 21 hours
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live gus reaction
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hailsatanacab · 2 years
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so good to see cetbwa back! here are some fun little memes to celebrate your return!
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thanks for the chapter!! love to see it
and i did not forget it was september i was not surprised by an update no sirree
Welcome back everyone, it's angst time!! 🎉🥳
for chapter 11 of cetbwa, thank you!!
#danny phantom#dpxdc#batman#danny phantom crossover#close enough to be whole again#cetbwa#tellmeabtspinos#hey look i actually remembered to tag you without doing anything rambly tags first!!!#this will never happen again haha#HEY HI HELLO TO YOU#i must admit it was very hard for me to sleep last night because i was too excited to see what you'd do with the chapter#and i woke up stupidly early - had to keep turning over and being like 'no get some sleep! you cant check yet!'#hey just a quick aside did you know that the comma to split up tags counts in the character limit???? isnt that fucked?#back on my bullshit with stupidly long tags haha#ANYWAY SIR YOUR MEMMEEESSSS LOOK AT THEM#my absolute favourite#that made me laugh so fucking loudly#was the pingu one (is it pingu or just a penguin? idk its funny tho)#i tell you the show is so stupid and childish on the surface level but if you actually think about what they go through#its all so fucked up#guess thats why the phandom loves it so much haha#the tom cat one - it was all going so well! there was so much laughter! and just like normal vlad comes along to ruin it haha#and the 'this is fine!' one!!!! would you believe me if i said that in the original version of this chapter (and version 2 as well!)#it was a way happier ending and everything was actually fine??? danny leaves the dining room filled with hope#and the certainty that he's going to tell damian because damian doesnt know about ghosts and danny can control the narrative you know?#like he was almost giddy with that happiness - knowing that he has a chance to be part of the family here#why would they hate ghosts?? they could accept him as he is they really could!!!#he's almost like excited to finally get it out in the open - and he plans to tell dami first and then bruce and then play a few pranks#on everyone else#oh gdi tag limit shit fuck THANK YOU FOR THE MEMES ILYSM I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER THANK YOU THANK YOU TYSM ILY
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