#ITS MY WIFE GUYS

[ghostychocoreal]

guys. GUYS.

MY WIFE IS IN THE ANIME!!!! <333333

#rika pokemon #elite four rika #rika #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon anime #Pokemon horizons #MY WIFE #ITS MY WIFE GUYS

[barawrah]

beloved

#THEMMMMMMM #finally drawing them & colouring it #i always end up with fafa alone somehow #this actually started as xl alone for once and then fafa magically found his way into it idk how #but !!!!! them 🥺 #my wife and . guy i squish and he kills me #multiple times a day we do that #i adore these two with every fibre of my being i really need to draw them more #maybe its time to reread the novel its been ages #art tag #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #mxtx novels #tgcf fanart #tgcf xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #mxtx tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf novel #hualian fanart #crimson rain sought flower #天官赐福 #天官赐福动画

[marsantiquity]

[sobbing sfx]

#guys look its my wife #ninjago #ninjago au #sort of #ninjago kai #kai smith #ninjago dragons rising

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

#art #dnncats #astarion #my beloved #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion art #havent been active w art but big news this man has me in a GRIP #going 2 ramble in the tags a bit for those who Care!!! #the brain has been rotting ovr bg3 for like. 2 months now #ive done 2 playthrus (1 current) so far and bro ive only ever romanced this fucking guy its so over 4 me.......i cant deny him #i love him so much my chaotic neutral bf wife #ive gotten my ass beat by abdirak in the goblin camp every time for his approval #its actually so serious LMFAOO #anw more astarion art 2 come hopefully hehehe <3

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Sally is the real neighborhood Rizzler... you all know i'm right...

#she knew what she was doingggggg #she Knew!!!! #'youre going to make me blush' yes poppy i think that was her intention <3 #popstar is A tier ship you cant convince me otherwise #fuck now im tempted to make a For Fun ship tier list.... no im not. the exhaustion is just making me insane #popstar is theeeeeee lesbian pairing tho #fingers crossed im onto something with them #cmon cmon i love being right #i love clocking relationships before they happen its my fav hobby when watching/reading stuff #i know im delusional with laughingstock but Popstar? i! am! so! correct! #probably. maybe. if im Wrong... dont light your torches im just a lil guy #scribble garnish #welcome home #wh popstar #sally starlet #poppy partridge #THAT TABLE SHOT MY WIFE AND ATE MY LEFTOVERS #i rarely scribble objects and the like and its For A Reason #it was fun for like... ten seconds and then it got tedious but i was Committed #although. i will admit. #scribbling the misc items was nice. love me some Stuff and Things

[my-castles-crumbling]

Regulus: Potter, why the fuck is our kitchen trashed?

James: Oh! I wrote a haiku to tell you I'm sorry for that! It goes: Please do not be mad, I left the house a huge mess, I am real sorry.

Regulus:

Regulus:

Regulus: Strangely, I'm no longer mad.

#but guys my wife actually did this today #i died laughing #how can you be mad after that? #its a legit haiku #marauders #harry potter #marauders era #fanfic #regulus black kinnie #jegulus #james potter x regulus black #james fleamont potter #james potter #james x regulus #james and regulus #james is an idiot #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #regulus deserved better

[bittersweetyrn]

big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek

pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else

learned to float literally just to impress other rich people

canonically neutral evil

basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends

stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc

"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"

a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)

sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie

fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal

faggot

gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy

discovered time travel with his boyfriend

proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it

once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)

young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is

#anytime I imagine him stealing the beacons its set to the music from Sinbad where eris steals the book of peace #the way people say “he's basically a teenager!” to excuse his actual evil acts #characters are evil and its cool #very much “my guy didn't do that! he did a bunch of other shit tho” #he is all these cool things yet unfortunately the dice were never on his side 😔 #I only have the most correct opinions on essek #I literally don't even critrole anymore but he is my bitch ass wife #critical role #essek thelyss #essik theylas #ask me abt my fic series “I sensed we loved each other without knowing”

[finedinereception]

wishmaster simon is really funny to me because its like the easiest way to make his relationship with betty work but also. you go to get a wish granted and its this nervous little nerdy guy whos nice but a little stuck in his head sometimes and kinda endearing in a pitiful way and he mentions his wife a lot.

and then you meet his wife and shes a 50 foot tall four eyed primordial eldritch chaos entity that reconstructs peoples organs as tetris blocks for fun and mutates entire worlds. and then theyre just in love and kiss and talk about old sitcoms like a middle aged dorky couple.

#adventure time fionna and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #golbetty #wishmaster simon au #it works because it gives them space to focus on themselves. also its my favorite dynamic #powerful little guy and his even more powerful monster wife #who he loves unconditionally #betty is just -neary inaudible fifth dimensional growling noise- and simons like thats hilarious how do you come up with this stuff <3

[divorce-enjoyer]

mac mcdonald dead wife footage but its all just project badass tapes

#guys i miss my wife so so bad *presses play on project badass and watches as mac lights himself of fire and falls off a building* *sobs* #mac mcdonald #its always sunny #its always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #og post

[cutie-lumi]

SHE GOES 😳😳😳

#Tsumugi Aoba #ensemble stars #femstars #enstars #genderbend #art #my art #MISS AOBA JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE I BEG YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #pov you complimented her #its me guys i complimented her i asked her out #can you tell that im a little delusional #GUYS SHES MY WIFE I SWEAR #hii hello miss aoba are you free tonight #dont you just wanna give her a big smoochie #i wish i was little less busy so I could draw her every day

[azuneekun]

no more de-aged, hairless and twinkified shane and harvey. Their appeal is being neurodivergent wrinkly dilfs and im RIGHT.

#stardew valley #stardew valley shane #stardew valley harvey #I like my men confined in the geriatric ward #except for sebastian. Who is perpetually built like a pretty little boytoy etc #also im just kidding btw you guys can like what u like lol its just that when i see mods making shane and harvey made younger... #And thinner..and hairless....and like pretty boys in otome games ...i just go 🥹 #Thats not my wife

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #twohat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY #this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle #its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated #into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy #at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :) #meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength #always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party #but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever #until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely #and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!! #siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?! #anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below #also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!

[red-might-be-dead]

jay ferin? aha yeah i would kiss her [visibly blushing bright red and stumbling over my words, oh look, i just fell flat on my face]

#red rambles relentlessly #jrwi show #jay ferin #jrwi riptide #SORRY GUYS #i love my wife #i love her a lot #eldrick sees this and its OVER

[averageludwig]

I need to get this out of my system or i will blow up. LIKE DAMN.. DAMN. LIKE OKAY. Like damn. Like. Tears in my eyes . fistful of hair . rocking back and forth . damn. He is ruining my life. Guys on the count if 3 throw the biggest rock at me. I need to be stoned there is no cure to this. goodnight cruel world.

#averitext #I AM GKING TO VOMIT. #IS SO LIKE #soft....... #I am gonna pop him into my mouth #this will get inappropriate very quickly i should hold myself back #ITS JUST GUYS?????? LIKE GUYS LIKE COME ON #like okay #like he is so handsome #i want. a 30 minute long sfm animation very human and realistic and smooth of him talking and chatting really softly and being really happy #and passionate and full of love and joy and oh god #cant even say my wife anymore this is just something else #mental breakdown in tags because this being in the actual blog will end me up in a hospital #please #lethal injection

[felixakranken]

TWF fans have a strange habit of, for lack of a better word, woobifying Mr. Walten.

I think a lot of you seem to take this series a lot less serious than it actually is, and those same people have a very bad habit of making Jack out to be a saint. He's just a normal guy. Just because he loves his family doesn't mean he's some sweet and perfect guy who has no flaws. I never see any of you discuss or portray his anger issues that Martin has mentioned numerous times.

You all blatantly ignore the fact that Sophie's only memories she retained of him were that he was angry and he worked all the time. Just because he loves his family and didn't abuse them doesn't mean he's perfect. To deny him of these flaws take away what a dynamic character he's being written to be.

We know Felix sucks. We all know this because no one shuts up about it. That's his best friend of 20 years, someone he chose to have around his family, and someone he chose to start a business with. Felix's actions don't reflect on Jack, obviously, but you have to think about the fact they are best friends of 2 decades.

The small bit we know about Jack and what things Martin has let on to his personality over time is very different than what everyone makes him out to be, and it's strange. If you choose to ignore that Jack is just a normal middle-aged man in the 70s, that's on your own inability to actually like the character that's there.

#I could continue about this rant but truly it's grating on my very last nerve #i remain the only guy on this site that likes the workaholic chainsmoker 40 year old man #you guys do realize a guy can be goofy and love his family and also have flaws #does anyone remember when martin said that jack and felix hang out at bars together? we ignoring that? #just like how we ignore the sophie's memory of him on the site? #or how martin has said when jack dislikes something he actively shits on it (cartoons fashion choices music etc) #its weird to make him out to be some poor saint of a father who has zero flaws and his only personality traits are i love my wife !!! #him being a normal human with a multifaceted personality makes what happened all the more sad and realistic. he was a normal guy #with a normal life that was torn apart in a horrific unforeseeable accident. let him be dynamic. let him be an actual character and not jus #some goofy cartoon funny man. #rant over #twf #the walten files #jack walten #🥃.txt

[feniksido]

A bunch of sketches of my durge and his best friends being annoyed by him

#bg3 #my art #the dark urge #enver gortash #shadowheart #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #i need to draw like actually but you know that one post on here about like #do art even if you think it looks bad #im trying to live by that #just realized i forgot his face markings in some of those ITS FINE #who cares not me #anyways i miss my wife guys i miss enver #zenith