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#Incorrect Sailor Moon quotes
erzasimpbitch · 1 year
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Haruka: *carries all the groceries on both arms*
Michiru: *reaches out to help*
Haruka: *switches all the groceries on one arm to hold michiru's hand*
Michiru: That's not what I- okay
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Rei: Minako has two hands, one for holding mine and the other for holding her sword.
Minako: *nodding*
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dakotaeverafter · 4 days
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Hotaru: Can we go out to get icecream?
Haruka: Did you ask michiru?
Hotaru: she said no.
Haruka: Then why did you ask me?
Hotaru: she's not the boss of you.
Haruka, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
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allottavabassa · 8 months
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Zoisite: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode. Endymion: I hope that's just an impression. Zoisite: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.
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queerryan · 3 months
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Jason: is that a sailor moon shirt?
Tim: yeah Bernard likes it so I give it a chance and now I'm a fan too.
Jason: *laughs*
Tim: what's so funny?
Jason: ain't that like a little girl's anime?
*Enters Alfred, who was hearing the whole conversation*
Alfred: excuse me Master Todd, I finished washing your Sakura card Captor's sweatpants. Should I give you now personally or send to your house by mail?
Tim smiling: Sakura card Captors?
Jason: SHUT UP.
Tim: no, no, I won't judge, I'm thinking about watching this one too.
Jason: *argh* just don't watch the American version, they cut a lot of things for no reason.
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Frank: You can't eat a jelly donuts in a nice dress!
Eddie: This donut's not wearing a nice dress?
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Mamoru: This is a mistake
Y/n, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Mamoru: But not today
Y/n, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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ap-kinda-lit · 30 days
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Mina: What is the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Rei: The audacity.
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erzasimpbitch · 1 year
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Michiru: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
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judedeluca · 10 days
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Queen Beryl: Only a fool believes in something as ridiculous as true friendship! Sailor Moon: Don't you know? I am a fool.
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nayadefenix · 7 days
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yusuke:-You don't have the name of the attacks? SCP 076:-Ha no, I just take out my swords and fight. Serena:-No heroic pose, transformation through the moon or the sun? SCP 076:-Usually my transformation is in anger and I put the knife into people and my heroic pose is their groans of pain and suffering.
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tang0w0tek · 7 days
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A tumblr post has just made me realise that "Tsukino" translates to "of the moon" is google is to be believed and well fitting for Sailor Moon then
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ssj2hindudude · 11 months
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Make this viral: Aru Shah, but Sailor Moon Quotes:
Kara: What are your best subjects?
Sheela: Naps
Brynne: Lunch
Aru: Naps and Lunch
Reblog with an incorrect quote if you believe Aru Shah is Usagi in an Alternate Universe: @queenofapeacefuldawn @arushahisatroll @k3bookwormalert @the-princess-fangirl @sleep-can-wait @namesarehard123 @burntchickennugget2468 @livie1507 @autumn-equinox-04 @parrotxx @anyone else in the fandom that I missed
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The Flash: My hobbies include eating, sleeping, and taking the easy way out.
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kahran042 · 9 months
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Random Mugen Academy student: The fact that Haruka and Michiru don't have boyfriends is one of the seven wonders of this school.
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