#It is in order of occurrence

[campbyler]

LOVED YOUR NEW FIC !!

ALSO DOES IT TAKE PLACE THE SUMMER OF 2022? I THINK ITS MENTIONED BUT IDKK

yes, that’s in the notes at the beginning! it happens around a month after follow the sparks!

#asks #we will add it to our timeline today or tomorrow! #out of focus eye to eye #<- suni i know you’ll be busy today but if you see this that’s a tag #OH i am also updating our master post with the companion fics! and they will be in order of occurrence in acswy universe #it’s also in order on the ao3 series

[slate021]

Flights Local Group

#rain world #iterator oc #Flights local group #Ten Lofty Flights #Pillars Among Pillars #Malevolent Hearsay #Radiance of Passion #Soaring Heights #Occurrence of Harmony #Poppies in the Wind #When Currents Meet #Expunges into Oblivion #Harrowing Suspension #Periodic Affairs #(not in order)

[jaggedwolf]

#this is in chronological order of occurrence in the episode if it isn't obvious #i know what my take is #i thought about asking when does she start suspecting but violet is sort of naturally suspicious so i think asking when does she gut level #feel it #is more fun #tscosi #starship iris #violet liu #mine #poll duration open for a week i want to know what the takes are reblogs are appreciated

[evilkitten3]

so many problems with hinata's character could've been solved if she was a root sleeper agent

#naruto #naruto shippuden #hyuuga hinata #no but listen. LISTEN #i already think it's bs that kumo tried to steal the byakugan it makes no sense on any level for them to do that #it makes even less sense for them to try to do that by just sending some guy into the house where EVERYONE CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS #it makes even less sense than THAT for them to play the victim when the guy inevitably got killed #UNLESS no one in kumo ever gave him that order bc he was a root plant like kabuto used to be #and kumo thought konoha was looking for an excuse to start shit but make it look like their fault #anyway #hinata's year group includes four future clan heads two back-up heirs and konoha's jinchuuriki (also sakura) #hinata doesn't question things EVER. not whether team eight should kill fellow konoha nin not her own backstory nothing #SO #order of occurrences: #hyuuga elders deem hinata a weak heir -> #hinata is 'kidnapped' by 'kumo' -> #hinata requires routine psych evals to deal with the trauma -> #it's kept quiet bc the clan doesn't want to look weak -> #the evals are held with fuu or another root member from the yamanaka clan -> #what it actually is is a constant stream of conditioning appointments that double as mission reports -> #hinata is entirely in the dark about this and is entirely unaware of the catastrophic effects it's having on her psyche -> #hinata works for root (again entirely without realizing) from ages 3 to 16 -> #danzou and fuu both die when sasuke attacks the gokage summit -> #hinata's ''therapy appointments'' suddenly stop and she's told it's bc she no longer needs them -> #the last order hinata ever got was during the pain invasion when she was told to interfere in the naruto vs pain fight -> #the intention of this was to both remove her from the playing field and piss off naruto into killing pain -> #hinata never talked to naruto about her confession bc she doesn't really remember it -> #she's aware that something happened due to the things the people around her have said but she's been taught to not ask questions -> #hinata goes into the war without having the ''die for naruto'' command de-programmed from her fucked-up little head -> #hinata tries to die for naruto again and neji dies instead ->

[maraleestuff]

Merlin headcanon: Post S2 Ep1, Arthur always makes sure Merlin gets adequate time off, or gets lenient on chores/ duties whenever Merlin has to help Gaius with an influx of patients.

Even if he never figured out that it was what’s-his-face that knocked Merlin out in the stables, I’d like to believe Arthur started to make the extra effort to ensure his friend isn’t overworked.

#bbc merlin #merthur #because we ALL know how hard Merlin actually works #his jobs are: princes manservant. assistant/ apprentice to Court physician. AND Arthur’s greatest protector #frankly I’m surprised they didn’t show an episode where Merlin got burnt out and finally got a chance to chill out #instead of Gaius or Arthur constantly ordering Merlin about #in 10 years there was never one occurrence of burnout? I don’t buy it

[sga-owns-my-soul]

lmao if one more person gives me attitude bc i don't immediately know what they want when all they say is "you're holding food for me"

WE HOLD FOOD FOR SO MANY PEOPLE JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT

"oh well i don't remember" okay well maybe it's time to put on your grown up pants and make a note on your phone. take a picture. keep the receipt in your wallet. i'm not your fucking mother it's not my fucking job to KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD YOU BUY DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING CUSTOMERS I HAVE I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW JUST FUCKING

STOP SHOPPING AT STORES AND EXPECTING THE EMPLOYEES TO KNOW WHAT YOU NEED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#this is a DAILY OCCURRENCE #it's one thing if they ask me to look up their frequent buyer card bc they can't remember #it's another when they EXPECT ME to know what they need #and then they give me ATTITUDE WHEN I DONT #FUCK OFF #YOURE THE IDIOT WHO CANT FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU BUY OR FEED YOUR PET #i'm not even half done this week and i'm so fuckint close to losing it on everyone #i'm so done #i do not get paid enough for this shit #y'all it's 1130am and im pissed #i hate this #i hate working retail #lmao i just looked outside and it's snowing okay #cool cool cool that's the kinda day today is gonna be #nice #awesome #at least im finally fucking done yesterdays order #idk when todays order will be here but #ugh #stick live blogs her work day #work rambles #ignore this #not stargate

[poukimart]

live from goten’s snapchat

#dbz #dragon ball #trunks briefs #son goten #truten #he wants to order #this is a daily occurrence #goten having to hold him up by the thigh bc his stubborn ass insists on ordering for him #and yes #trunks does almost fall out everytime

[yusrasyang]

it's past 5 AM rn for me and I can't sleep, help

#I have manically organized my whole room as well #socks? done #clothes? done #desk? done #OTHER PEOPLE'S clothes? done #the bed? done #my papers and work? done #the floor? done #books? done #drawers? done #recently got a clock in my room and now I hear ticking ALL DAY #might as well stay up till Fajr #seperated items based on dark and light dirty and clean #based on order of importance to when I need to deal with them? done #why do i do this to myself #i feel rllyyyy jittery too that doesnt help #guys... it's getting harder to deny the adhd allegations #adhd #neurodivergent #this is a semi-regular occurrance for me ngl #atleast I'm not doing the whole house this time

[akkivee]

part of my ichikuu agenda is supplanting the idea that ichiro and kuukou always shared their food, most times mutually, sometimes not lol

but whenever they both were just strapped on cash, they’d pull together whatever change they did have on them and share whatever fast food/convenience store they could afford 🥺

#this is vee speaking #ichiro is very good with cash management tho lol so while i pretend it was a common occurrence #the reality is that it probably wouldn’t be but lol that’s why you call it a hc LOL #kuukou himself can go a terrifyingly long period of time without food and function fine #so who knows how long it takes kuukou to find enough change on the ground or however kuukou gets pocket change to eat lol #but lol i only have a handful of ichikuu art on this blog and i know at least two now have them stealing each other’s drinks LOL #they’ll be getting treated to food by samatoki and sasara and will choose their individual faves #but once it’s all spread out they just start picking at each other’s foods instead lmao #i also like those fanarts where ichiro accidentally orders something with mushrooms so he picks them out and sets them aside #and kuukou will eat them for him lmao food sharing makes me happy

[treewithabark]

Just an unnecessarily long post about dog gear I want- scroll by if you don’t want my ramble

So in feb I’m gonna have a treat yo self month because it be my birthday, and I may have a lil extra spending money from working a bunch of overtime during Christmas (I am knackered but I needed the cash and work needed my assistance)

And seeing as no-one likes buying me dog gear as Christmas/birthday gifts I’m gonna buy myself these nice things.

I wanna get Juno a lovely leather collar, nefjas person sent me a link to a German company who make elk leather collars in a martingale style??? Absolute perfection. I’ve been a sucker for martingales for a couple of years now and am reluctant to turn back.

What a delectable collar. So chic. So stylish. Fancy collar for my non-fancy mutt to strut about the town with (no flooded field walks for that collar)

Gonna pair it with a brand new cute dog tag because Juno currently wears Hana’s old one. I think after a year she’s earned her own tag, don’t you think?

Lookit!!! So cute!! It’s not Juniper tree but it’s close enough (don’t tell my partner, the tree surgeon, I said that). Would look so good with the collar.

And since my mendota lead is looking real ropey (haha, because it’s a rope?) I’m gonna treat myself to a new one. It’s served me so well but I did not look after it. Now it smells and is fraying and the leather by the clasp is loose. It just looks a mess. Love my mendota lead, don’t love that I’ve destroyed it. I did dabble with the idea of an adjustable lead but they’re all flat and I’m sorry but round leads are superior. I’m not ready to go back to flat. Mendota so comfy, mendota so röund, medota have goldish clasp to match tag and collar ring.

But do I stop the spending there?? I’ve been gagging for a ruffwear backpack but my lord £100 for a backpack??? I know it’s quality, built to last, and most importantly designed to minimise injury but it’s a rather frivolous spend.

My reasoning is that added weight to some walks may help reduce some pulling, she’s so much better but still gets excitable. It can be useful if we wanna go on longer hikes once my partner and I have time to do some weekends away. Carrying water etc. I really want to do a camping getaway at some point and having her carry her own food is adorable and practical. But also it could be useful on days where we want or need to be a bit lazier. Dog needs exercising but we’re burned out/ill? Cool, mile and a half sniffy walk with lightly packed backpack. If I wanna tire her out because we have plans and need her nice and calm? Boom, backpack walk.

Also, backpack cute. Backpack could have patches. Backpack bring joy to look at. Backpack make chronically ill days much easier.

Backpack.

Oh there’s also an adorable martingale collar on Etsy that I want. An unnecessary purchase but I so rarely find a martingale I really really like (I’m picky okay)

But there are things that I could spend my money on that is (arguably) needed more. Waterproof longline, new treat pouch, new walking boots because mine are leaky, dog toys that serve a purpose more than “it squeaks and can be thrown”. I also need a haircut and new prescription glasses but it’s more fulfilling to spend money on the dog.

GAH! Maybe I’ll win the lottery on Friday and I can buy it all. But until then I gotta budget and make informed purchases.

Anyway I just wanted to rant to the void because I usually do all this in my head but I wanna get more active on tumblr and sometimes airing these thoughts helps make decisions. And if you suddenly see me posting Juno in 4k completely decked out in new gear in the mountains? I’ve won the lottery, quit work to travel with dog that has a whole new wardrobe, captured on a top of the line point and shoot 😂

#so many things so little money #but also my February paycheque lines up perfectly with rent #long story short the way the dates line up I don’t have to use any of my feb pay to pay rent #a rare but very welcome occurrence #I’m so used to being broke but I can allocate myself a lil bit of spending money to get at least the top three things #but the backpack would be completely frivolous #i do have an Amazon voucher from my mother for Christmas and I could use it to cover some of the cost if I order through there #she doesn’t have to know that I still used Christmas money on dog things #and at this point I’m sure she knows I do it

[happi-tree]

hihi appi!!

n. 8 for spotify wrapped!

Hi, lovebird!!! Happy wrapped day!!! Hope you're doing well ❤️❤️❤️

8. Intro: Crown by PURPLE KISS

#okay so this is on here bc when i'd listen to their discography in order (frequent occurrence) this is one of the first tracks up #that said! VERY good spooky intro track #i am coming for the crown i keep breathing when you drown etc etc #thanks for the ask lovebird!!! #ask game #plusultrachaos #audio #music #spotify wrapped

[queen-mabs-revenge]

sorry i know i posted about it before, but i seriously do not know how to express the euphoria seeing this gave me???

he truly is just like me fr unhinged regional grammar and all 😭🙏

#proportionate thoughts of a spider #peter parker #new york accent #altho really new york...dialect? i guess? #i know there's def more occurrences i'm gonna make a scrap book for my joy and delight #i was originally thinking of him waiting on line when he was trying to drop out of grad school #we're not gonna talk about how truly fucking kookoo bananas it is #that i can remember specific instances where he's waiting ON LINE in order to find the refs...

[throttlegainwell]

I know it's pretty inconsiderate of her and it would be incredibly irritating to put up with, but the season 3 gag of Nancy constantly ignoring the red light and repeatedly barging into the darkroom, with Jonathan increasingly incredulous, just fucking cracks me up. I love her.

#stranger things #nancy wheeler #jonathan byers #in her defense she was trying to bring him food at least one of those times #and i think she was on autopilot from making sure she got everyone's orders right so they wouldn't harass her about it #the other times were nancy having a goal and wanting to grab her partner #because she gets very intense about what she thinks need to happen #still hilarious though #and he's mostly pretty nice about it all things considered #i think I'd be bitchier about that if it were a frequent occurrence

[safyresky]

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW HUMANS, HUMAN FELLOWS. How we feelin after episode 4? Feelin like uh, we have MAYBE seeeeeen a takeover of the North Pole before? Albeit very different??? Still missing our frosty mans?!?!!?

WELL GOOD NEWS. IT IS 12AM, I AM DRUNK, AND I AM HERE WITH ANOTHER PLUG FOR ANOTHER FANFIC I WROTE CALLED THE TWELVE YEARS OF FROSTMAS.

Frostmas? you say. I see it mentioned, in passing, in Crystal Springs, which I have definitely read since you pinned it and offered it to us in a trying time! You say.

That's sweet, I reply. You can be honest, it's okay if you didn't read it!

Okay good, you say, because life gets busy and I'm fucking tired and it's so niche. There's barely any B-Man! Where is the B-Man!

I get it, y'all are B-Man stans. What's a Jack stan to do in this economy.

THIS, APPARENTLY.

anyway.

LET ME OFFER YOU A FROSTMAS! WHAT IS FROSTMAS ABOUT, YOU ASK? SIMPLE!

FROSTMAS IS MY OWN PERSONAL TAKE ON HOW JACK'S REIGN AS SANTA WENT FOR THE 12 YEARS HE WAS SANTA-ING ABOUT, BEFORE SCOTT CAME BACK AND THEY D-D-D-DUELED!

In TTYoF, commonly referred to here at SafyreSky Industries as Frostmas, Jack poofs to the moment the sleigh descends (because I said so) and starts his reign as Santa, the long way round. Of course, when he arrives, Bernard (YAY!) is like "well this is fucking WRONG" and summons the Council.

Unfortunately, Jack grabbed the coat; so now he's Santa. But then...who'll be Jack Frost?

Well, his Legate (remember that? From the Crystal Springs plug?) of course! His lil sister! My OC, Jacqueline Mother Fucking Frost!

AND ENTER JACQUELINE! WHO IS TELLING US THE STORY OF JACK'S REIGN AS SANTA FROM HER PERSPECTIVE! IT'S FIRST PERSON LADS! AND JACQUELINE IS ONE HELL OF A NARRATOR!

Seems good for Jack, right? He's Santa, Jacqueline is taking care of his old job? WRONG. BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKING JACQUELINE FUCKING FROST REMEMBERS THE ORIGINAL TIMELINE

AND SHE IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

Join her retelling of Jack's reign as Santa, which she has dubbed "The Twelve Years of Frostmas", and watch how Jack takes the Workshop from tradition to CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE! Watch as he slowly descends into "maybe we should get the guillotine" territory, and how the Workshop we know and love comes to be the capitalist hellscape we see Scott disassociate in in the film.

AND MAYBE a narrative in which an unhinged woman gets a villain arc and becomes her worst fear, while the not quite a foil foil (I forget the other word ): realizes that this isn't at all what he wants, and watch how it all unfolds! Wow!

this isn't a good sell but it's 12:30 am and I've had like, the equivalent of 7 shots and APPARENTLY 7 shot Dani is like, wow, i am a wordsmith. everyone should read this shit. wow.

TL;DR: I WROTE A FIC CALLED THE TWLEVE YEARS OF FROSTMAS THAT EXPLORES JACK'S REIGN AS SANTA AND HOW WE GET FROM WORKSHOP TO SANTA DISNEY LAND, FEATURING AN OC THAT TELLS US HOW IT WENT FROM HER PERSPECTIVE. AND ALSO DID I MENTION THAT BERNARD (YAY!) IS FEATURED PROMINENTLY? YEAH BERNARD (YAY!) STANS, I'M TALKING TO YOU!

So, in conclusion. Reasons to read The Twelve Years of Frostmas by safyresky:

Jack as Santa

Jacqueline Mother fucking Frost gets to be unhinged and maybe a bit antagonistic (a lot if ur Jack)

Bernard's there! (YAY!)

Also, Bernard is there! (YAY!)

Did I mention Bernard? (YAY!)

Reasons to NOT read Frostmas:

none

(i kid)

it is 1st person perspective and also features an oc prominently, so if either of those things aren't your thing, please disregard this long post and go about your midnight happily not reading 1st person or OCs

tho idk why anyone wouldn't like ocs

they're a whole bucket of fun!

[We here at SafyreSky Industries would like to give viewers and potential readers a warning about the Frostmas Effect, which may affect you if you choose to read. Frostmas is a bop, however, it is massively, massively long because our CEO, SafyreSky herself, is a slut for aesthetics and one chapter is always one year. The word count goes from 4-5k, to 8-10k, and suddenly 20-30k. Please use Frostmas wisely. We recommend frequent breaks. Please see a doctor if prolonged use of Frostmas keeps you up at night. We here at SafyreSky industries waive any and all responsibility to your emotional wellbeing after you embark on your reading journey. thank you for your time, be safe, and enjoy the descent into madness that is The Twelve Years of Frostmas.]

#dani speaks #the santa clause #the santa clause 2 #the santa clause 3 #the santa clauses #(alcohol mentions in the tags as well. be warned!) #no fr guys. it's so long. please pace yourself #IF U READ IT OF COURSE. NO PRESSURE. i just. wanna promote my shit u know?? #(yells like iron giant guy) A R T #anyway sorry for when you see this sobered up dani. or not?? we'll see if there's regretti spaghetti #bc lemme tell u. drunk dani rn? having a bit of that pasket #but that's what u get when u have a cocktail with tequila and then one with vodka and then a coffee one with liqueur #beer before liqueur never been sicker! which i've never been but all i smell is tequila and that shit is NASTY #every time i order a drink with tq in it im like. ah yes. it wont be that strong in it #IT FUCKING IS. EVERY TIME. I PLAY MYSELF. #ANYWAY for new followers hi! drunk dani is an irregular occurrence! #my gal pals here in my town i live in missed my bridal shower so they treated me to a girls night #and u know. it's free food. and drink. :) #no offence to those who do like it and yes you can make fun of me for being like ick! tequila! i deserve it lmao #alcohol mention #bc i did mention it in the text once or twice #ANYWAY BACK TO SCROLLING I GO AND THEN BED??? BUT IM WIRED #shakes fist at coffee liqueur #oh right and also! #long post

[crow-with-a-pencil]

*stumbles through door covered in blood*

hey what'd I miss

#took a day off but I am alive #woke up before noon [rare occurrence] #took care of some chores and made a proper dinner #ordered some custom tea blends to try out #just zoned out happily for a while but I missed y'all #oh and I made some sun/moon custom designs in animal crossing

[red-dragon-archfiend]

Learning about supposedly haunted locations is fascinating because there's so many reports of different, strange things happening but they're also wildly inconsistent

#musings #i learned about this creepy forest in transylvania with a number of different occurrences reported #including hauntings ufo sightings and temporal disruptions #but in order to believe all of those things we have to believe that ghosts are real #and aliens are real and visiting earth #and temporal disruptions exist #all at the same time #whilst also acknowledging that none of those things have been proven to exist #so that means the most likely explanation is just one thing is responsible for all of the strange activity #but then you have to ask what that thing is #while also keeping in mind that most people go there with the idea that they might experience something paranormal in their head #which even if you're a skeptic is going to exist in the back of your mind and influence your perception of things #plus given the number of people visiting this forest as a tourist destination you have to wonder why we haven't had concrete evidence