#It’s killing me

[wttcsms]

atsumu is the type of man who still flirts with you even after you two are married, and he does it shamelessly in public too. he loves to pretend you’re strangers; you once were in the middle of asking a grocery store employee for the location of an item and atsumu saunters up to you, cheekily asking “this guy botherin’ ya?” he’s so silly, marrying him means never going a day without laughter

#atsumu x reader #ur honor #the atsumu brainrot #it’s killing me

[i-suc-at-art]

DpxDc prompt #2

Full prompt from this idea

Tim and Danny are apart of an online RPG which is basically DND but anonymous and online. (it’s mainly for secret nerds who don’t have anyone irl to play with)

Danny plays as a changeling rogue who will often swipe things from players they don’t like

Tim plays a Variant Human, monk who wields a pole staff (my guy is not subtle) and will often give back the things danny (who’s known as wraith) (Tim goes by Scarlet Redpoll (mainly just Scarlet though)) stole

Rules of the RPG:

Everyone remains under their game handle (so there’s no doxing) NO REAL NAMES

You can interact with other parties who are using the same campaign as you, however when interacting with main story plot your party will go into its own private server

You can have a party of any size however it’s recommended to have a party over 4.. However you can make it with two or three or solo (but that’s just kinda sad..)

There is a chat feature and call feature in the game, however no hate speech, or bigotry

You can’t join a call unless your apart of the party

ofc this doesn’t stop it from happening but that’s not really relevant to the story

There are Dms (dungeon masters) but your team can also just use the computer for your Dm

Your character can be completely customized, and you’ll move around on a map

Ok now to the fun stuff

Danny and Tim (Wraith and Scarlet) have been playing together for about 3 months, and have made a commitment to play every 2 weeks on sunday (ghosts tend to take a break every 2 weeks on sundays (and B forced Tim to take a break from everything including cases every 2 weeks on sunday) Although sometimes each will get pulled away from the game and they’ll have to end early.

Anyways their campaign doesn’t super matter, only that they are online friends. Ok so one day Tim texts Wraith (they use online name bc y'know tim’s like uber famous) that he can’t make it to their session today bc his dad is forcing him to “bond” Aka he’s going to a gala with Bruce and Dick to stop a heist team that has been rampant across socialite and high society events. Wraith tells him it’s alright, and that coincidentally he’s busy too and was just about to cancel.

As Tim surveils everyone he curses Bruce for making him come. Tim had gotten into the habit of getting a night off from everything. He’d also not gotten a chance to do ample research on the guests beforehand because he’d been working on researching the thieves. He’d heard some chatter about the group looking into a possible haunted vahz, that was on display for the night. Tim had been surveying the party staying near the vahz making sure everyone checked out. Dick had texted saying that he’d cornered a possible thieving candidate and that he needed Tim to run an face ID check, on the picture he’d taken. The photo was of a young woman, her red hair caused Tim to think of Babs, but the woman’s simple teal evening dress couldn’t be further from her style. He’d done a quick search of the woman, she seemed to be some sort of rich young socialite, definitely Dicks type.. Her name was Kelly Jankins, no criminal history, or past arrests, she had a couple of parking tickets that were waved from her late teens. But nothing out of the ordinary. Tim texted Dick the information (save for the part about her being Dicks type) before stuffing his phone back into his pocket and moving from his post to go and get a drink. About 20 feet from his post he bumped into a nicely dressed guy, his hair black and suit tailored.. He also wore a Vladco pin on his left breast pocket.

He’d apologized and Tim told him it was no big deal, his eyes were blue.. But he could have sworn they were green when he first looked up. And his voice.. It sounded so familiar. Why did it sound familiar..?

As Tim walked away it hit him like a truck.. Wraith.

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Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Jazz had been stealing for some time now, after Danny had been outed as Phantom to the whole town by his parents. Him, Sam, and Tucker had decided to all leave Amity since all of their parents were unaccepting.. Sam’s parents had gone so far as to write her out of their will.. Danny had told her and Tuck to stay in Amity and fix their relationships with their family, but they’d both said ‘that if Danny wasn’t in Amity Park then they didn’t have their family.’ So they left. The three stayed with Jazz for a bit but she was a broke college student that barely had enough money for food and rent. So the three started stealing food.. It was out of necessity at first, and only from big companies, but when Sam got an online invitation to a big gala that was showing off some old artifacts from a rich guy’s private collection, Danny felt a pull toward a particular item from his core. The item belonged to someone in the ghost zone.. and he needed to have it. He needed to return it.

So they stole it. Danny was to be Sam’s plus one as he’s basically a haunted item metal detector. Sam would steal the item and Tuck would turn out the lights and secretly system. Then Danny would get him and Sam out of there. Most of their plans would be similar to this format. Sam would also grift from the other patrons, only stealing from the ones who seemed to have a shit ton of money. Eventually even teaching Danny how to do it too, she’d told him that ‘using his ghost powers were a cop out’ when he brought that up.. and that ‘anyone would be able to feel the chill of it.’ Which Danny was sure that that was untrue.. But he learned how to steal a wallet, or a phone Sam’s way.

Jazz had been against the thefts at first saying that all of these items belonged to the original owner. But soon she was persuaded when Danny told her that they were stealing stolen items. Stolen ghost items. Some of the items even had a ghost core attached to it. So Jazz became their planner, she’d make sure they’d have all the info they needed and that no one got caught.

Danny ends up in jail after being caught trying to lift someone’s wallet.. Jazz was there to legally get him out and pay the bail. Tucker got caught in a backroom of a place they were stealing from. ‘Oh yeah that’s her brother who would often get himself trapped in closets looking for the bathroom.. She apologizes profusely..’

So when Tucker had found their newest item, a haunted vase that had a shit ton of death and destruction attached to it, Jazz had thought up the plan. She’d heard whisperings that Vlad had gotten invited to the party but Danny was going to go in his place since Vlad would never go. Then they had a plan. A plan they were meant to stick to, until someone ran her face and Danny started being followed. So they abandoned the vase opting to get out of there instead of getting caught.

#danny phantom #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #ao3 author #dp fanfic #dpxdc #timxdanny #tim drake #deadtired #deadtiredship #danny fenton #lmk if you wanna be tagged #when i post the fic #ugg i love this idea so much #it’s killing me #i love them so much #also they are not subtle w their dnd characters

[crowdemon-boyo]

this is ur friendly reminder that Gabriel is 19 idk what the fuck Netflix were doing implying he was older

#it’s a little blurry but #he’s born in 2003 y’all #i am bEGGING people to spread the word about this bc i don’t wanna have to explain to everyone i recommend the show to #it’s killing me #😭 #the bastard son and the devil himself #the bastard son & the devil himself #tbsatdh #half bad #gabriel boutin #nabriel

[loki-us]

Okay here’s something that’s been bugging me about the end of season 2

People who have the ability to reach the end of time:

Sylvie with HWR’s tempad (that she stole from him in 1x6 and that apparently no one ever asked or found out about)

Miss Minutes with her AI/computer powers, apparently

People who really need to reach the end of time:

Mobius, a purposeless, heartbroken, and lonely ex-analyst at the end of season 2

Did they just not have time to address this in the finale ??? Will the rebooted Miss Minutes have the same ability to transport to the end of time ??? Would that even work to find Loki ??? Why did no one ever ask about/notice that Sylvie still had HWR’s tempad in season 2 ??? Wouldn’t that have been a great thing to at least let Mobius borrow here at the end of season 2 ???

#I need answers #mobius and Loki can’t be separated #THEY CANT #pls #it’s killing me #loki #mobius m mobius #mobius #Lokius #gifset #thoughts-theories #loki season two #loki s2 #loki season 2 #loki tv #loki series #loki-us blog

[saintharrowhark]

rereading gideon the ninth knowing that gideon is an unreliable narrator is insane because every chapter is like,, they were in love here.

#chapter one kills #it’s killing me #the foreshadowing goes insane #‘tell them my shuttle exploded’ crux stop getting ideas!!!!! #tlt #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb

[ackergarden]

s2 anime team, I put my whole trust in you for this scene. please make him absolutely in love with her and pathetically yearn for her here 🫡

#spy x family #sxf 56 #twiyor #loidyor #i need him pathetically in love with her #the sentimental look #it’s killing me #i need to be even MORE delusional

[feniksido]

It’s his world im just living in it fr fr

#my art #zenith #THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD TO ME NEVER STOP #HELP #I REALLY DO LOVE THAT YOU GUYS LOVE HIM #it’s killing me #omg #warm up for today i hope you know he’d frame all these tags if he could #‘garnering a following is easy i don’t understand why banites struggle so much with it’ is what he would say #um anyways #love all my followers for real i always read the tags and they make me smile

[melodygatesauthor]

Guys help, I’m desperately looking for a fic. I’m terrible at remembering who wrote something, but I can usually remember the contents.

Jake Lockley, in his limo, he’s doing gun play with reader, and recording it for Marc and Steven for later.

#it’s killing me #moon knight #steven grant #jake lockley #marc spector

[honeypleasejustkillme]

my bpd is going to drive me to suicide sooner or later

#actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd fp #bpd shitposting #bpd #actually borderline #bpd favorite person #bpd problems #bpd vent #bpd mood #i’m so serious #it’s killing me

[tentakrool]

still not over the fact that izzy can actually whittle rather proficiently

how long has it been since he’s indulged in this act of creativity?

now i’m just picturing him smiling at a little shelf of whittled figures… or better yet, just passing them out to the crew. everyone gets one. even stede.

#ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #izzy hands #blorboposting #idk man just the fact that izzy of all people used art to express himself is #it’s killing me

[saterise]

Shout out to your Grian specifically, gotta be one of my favorite genders <3

Hehe thank u

#have a tiny laughing grian #I’m working on an animatic lmao #it’s killing me

[impulsemuppet]

Hello?? Twitter??

Does it understand what it’s doing? They are the same!!!

#it’s killing me #same angle #same end to season 2 #i posted this on twitter #but i think y’all will appreciate it more #good omens #gomens #crowley #aziracrow #Loki series #Mobius #lokius

[fagbearentertainment]

Oh yeah uh. New spooky month was very good. It made me wanna cry

#lila and skid hugging and crying #pumps grandpa buys him gifts and says his parents sent them #it’s killing me #spooky month #spooky month hollow sorrows #sm spoilers #spooky month spoilers #<- trying to cover as many tags so peeps can block spoilers

[groundbreakingdot872]

sorry. but the idea of old man merlin puttering around in his kitchen in the early morning, fussing over the seating and chair logistics at his (round) kitchen table, and then getting frustrated with himself at coming up short- and having the bitter realization that he’ll always come up short, by a whole table actually, kills me.

#all over again #the grief like a brain fog descending on his whenever he’s most happy #the mercy of forgetting #even for a second #that a good seating chart + colour coordinated napkins are gonna bring the knights out from the lake and into his kitchen #coolers of gwaine’s favorite beer (he guesses) on hand #leon’s name written in script on his napkin #and (of course) pickled eggs steamed and fresh sitting on arthur’s plate #for a king who’ll be deathly late to his breakfast #it’s killing me #💗🥲 #merlin emrys

[dysabria]

“and then you and i can chill out in the dot of the ‘i’ forever” IS THIS TRUE LOVE OR AM I JUST LONELY

#JEREMY BEARIMY BABY #THE GOOD PLACE #IT’S KILLING ME #OH MY GOD

[hagenwo43]

#he’s was too relaxed #it’s killing me #logan sargeant #formula one