#It’s not gay unless you make it

[xx-sketchy-xx]

@the-pianist-from-accumula-town

omgggggg, Sketchy would literally fall in love with you. (platonically, maybe lol) you’re so strong willed, controlled, loving, funny, sharing, intelligent. She’d be such a cluts, and drop something, and then be far more flustered when you helped her get bandaged up.

#welcome home art #welcome home home #welcome home au #welcome home oc #oc art #welcome home fanart #oc artwork #digital arwork #sketchy sketcharoo #Carrie caremel #Sketchy is blushing so hard #Your character is just too fabulous #It’s not gay unless you make it #I’m so funny I know xD #Also #I LOVE YOUR ART #i love your art so much #aaaaaaaaaaaaa #YUR JUST SO GOOD #AND THEN YOU DID 3D #AND I JUST COULDNT #I DIED A HAPPY DEATH #Ok #I can breath again lol

[eastgaysian]

baldur's gate 3 immersive experience of butting in on your friends who are trying to plan a date

#why are you guys making dak-wai third wheel rn. #^ you probably won't get this particular version of the conversation unless you're a weirdo like me who #lets wyll's dad die on purpose for narrative reasons - after the blade/duke decision #this is the outside of camp version of the reaction conversation w/ wyll. Which did glitch for me to keep repeating lmfao #wyllstarion #balls your gay 3

[catocappuccino]

He got a sweater WITH A DOG ON IT?! So happy and joyous

#just to inform you... I can draw N unless I can't. The way I do changes nearly all the time I need to make a design sheet for him or smth 😭 #this is a doodle from 2 days ago didn't want to post it at first but honestly he is so cute looking here I need to share him with the world #don't be fooled by his sweet looks tho he will frikken murder you if he wants to. just you wait. #murder drones got me out of an artblock but did something to my artstyle too like what happened (what only drawing robots for 2 months #gay does to an artist) (NAH BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY FIRST MD FANART it'll be funny) (it was of Uzi [ofc] and I got her design wrong on so #many levels remember to use more references than one render from the wiki kids) #okay time for the actual tags now #serial designation n #n murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones #my art #have a nice 24 hours and ONLY 24 hours. The rest of your hours shall be filled with misery and pain. /(serial designation) J

[patron-saint-of-lesbeans]

Very interesting (concerning) that while there’s a general consensus of “of course there’s queer Muslims and Jews and Christians we love them!” But that love is conditional. You can be religious but not too religious. You can be spiritual as long as it’s not actually that important to you. You can be observant of your religion’s dogma and traditions as long as you keep it away from everybody else.

But I don’t want to cut myself into smaller pieces. I don’t want to take a part of my life and culture and being and hide it away behind closed doors. It’s just…hypocritical and disappointing when people, who clamor about their love for the contradictory and self-authentic, hate when they’re confronted with it.

#tower of babble #catholic #lgbt #side b #sorry I saw a very good post pointing out the way queer Jews are often cited with the caveat that they’re not observant Jews #and how there are queer observant Jews but I didn’t want to derail so I made my own post #because fuckin hell how often do you see white queers telling queer Muslim women to stop wearing their hibjabi (unless it’s for ~cultural~ #purposes). it’s disgusting and demeaning to assume queer people don’t have deeply meaningful spiritual lives. #side b Christians 🤝 observant queer Jews 🤝 devout queer Muslims #me. happily trans and gay: I’m so happy and blessed to have this body and life - #homo/transphobes: you’re going to hell you’re evil you’re stupid you’re faking it #me: huh. oh. um. well I’m still blessed because I know you are not speaking with Christ in your heart- #a surprising number of self proclaimed radicals: uhhhh please don’t acknowledge that you’re Christian it makes us. uncomfortable. #me: …being uncomfortable and confused about others is the pride of Pride? the queer community thrives on contradiction and self definition? #anyways. prof put my pronouns down as he/she/they on the syllabus and I am popping the biggest gender affirming bottles tonight #(praying a chaplet and eating rice like the grad student peasant I am)

[milfygerard]

but fr outside of my contracted madness i absolutely refuse to give joe alwyn gold rush like how is that song at all related to their relationship the lyrics clearly spell out a relationship that either never existed or only existed in implication and fantasies and maybe-maybe nots and its so bitter and yet desperately soft in the bridge where it almost projects a sense of envy, of wanting to be them as much as you want them. It continues an interesting oft ignored lyrical trend of taylor wanting just as much to be her lover as to have them, envying their easy charisma (you were flush with the currency of cool/i was always turning out my pockets) or quiet dignity (your integrity makes me seem small) dating back to her earliest songs (the kind of flawless i wish i could be). Theres a projected self hatred and yearning to be better that twists itself into both romantic and sexual lust for her partners thats so fascinating and speaks to how all of her songs regardless of who theyre about are also an act of self reflection on who she is and who she wishes to be.

#barry.txt #taylor swift #putting this in the tags as a form of self protection but make no mistake this is a gay thing to do especially in gold rush #which through simple context clues is Obviously About A Woman or maybe even women in general #whivh is a totally seperate post on how taylor constructs and uses gender identity in her music #her girlhood and femininity are earnest but also so carefully constructed and so high effort and kind of desperate #shes a deeply self concious and obsessive person who never looks comfortable in anything ever unless shes #onstage or like. by herself in loose jeans and a tshirt #i think thats one of the things that subconsciously irritate ppl when it comes to her shes constantly and clearly putting in effort #to appear As The Celebrity Taylor Swift and struggles not to self censor or overperform in interviews (when she gives them) #especially present in pre 1989 interviews where the interviewers really didnt have to respect her or worry abt how they frame her #if they didnt want to. Like the fearless era rolling stone interview where she almost has a meltdown over her mom buying eggnog instead of #milk. That whole interview is strange looking back not just bc of the weird misogyny but also because of what it does share #taylor is....weird. She has a strange and desperate vibe and always reacts slightly too much and uses slang poorly #shes media trained and has learned how to socialize but you can feel her discomfort whenever she doesnt have a guitar in her hand #idk these tags have once again gotten so unweildy. i just find it interesting that she finally feels some level of comfortable #in sharing that construction w us in songs like mirrorball and mastermind and imo gold rush #and scene #should i write this up and put it in the swiftieism zine #i should write something and put it in the swiftieism zine

[themistymountainscold]

aziraphale: please?

crowley, tutting: no. don't do that.

aziraphale: do what?

crowley: you think that every time you say "please? for me?" i'll do whatever you want. well not this time angel!

aziraphale:

aziraphale: please crowley? for me?

crowley: ...fine.

#so eaisly persuaded #makes you wonder who the real demon is jkjkjk #unless #i'm kidding #good omens #good omens incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #aziraphale #crowley #gay #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens

[fitzrove]

To make Máté's weird headcanons more historically accurate Elisabeth das musical should've had a scene where Elisabeth demands people to bring her pictures of beautiful women and Tod meddles with it so it's just this photo 99999 times

#delete later 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀 #unless #the ultimate heterosexuality. he's a man so its still straight BUT with rudolf you can argue the dress also makes it straight because its a #metaphor 😌💀😂 #i guess he invented a way for it to be straight both ways... unfortunately the rudolf stuff comes across kind of gay... #😔 very tragic #musicals #theatre

[local-queer-disappointment]

y'all big finish is fucking crazy anyways here's two art things I arted after listening to "master" (you know the audio drama in which it is revealed that the doctor beat another kid to death with a rock for bullying him and the master when he was eight and then tried to gaslight the master into thinking he was the one who did it. yeah you know. that one)

Here's the Gallifreyan translations

I spent six hours on these btw.... Totally not unhappy with how they came out

#hehe because they're holding hands while they burn torvic's body (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 #you know before i used to make fun of the Doctor's whole “morally grey” shtick #it always felt like he never actually did anything terrible unless he had to #but uh. he Brutally Murdered Someone With A Rock #i mean they were kids but #wow. #doctor who #the doctor #the master #Torvic #academy era #thoschei #truly the gays of all time #i don't want a stable relationship i want whatever the fuck these bitches have #and have apparently had since they were EIGHT #?????????? #holding hands burning the body.... guys i don't think this is normal 😬 #big finish

[jalo-parker]

My laptop charger got accidentally left at my other parents house for the week so all I have is playboy bunny outfit helsknight.. 😁😁 I am so normal and sane i promise <- hes very clearly lying

I have no explanation for this.. hope you fellow helsknight fans enjoy..?

#cw suggestive #suggestive #art #artists on tumblr #jaloparker art #hermitblr #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #helsknight #helsknight fanart #playboy bunny costume #draw your babygirl in this #helsknight is bbg #hes not very happy about this but its fine he did it for me #also new helsknight tattoo !! #the galactic says hels knight #unless i spelled something wrong.. #in which case it doesnt say that.. #but it should !! #i checked a few times while i was drawing it #sorry for this btw its all i had to post this week.. #otherwise it never would've seen the light of day (maybe) #helsknight 💞 #i want to hug him and hold his hands and tell him that i care about him #i dont want to make him less evil i just want him to know that hes loved #i want to have him in my arms as he drifts off to sleep #im so gay #filthy little boy kisser (me) #i mean look at him you have to give him a little kiss.. #hes so pretty

[thedarkcircuswritings]

Idk if this weird but could you do a Macaroni Cookie x Cheddar Cheese Cookie baby (reader) oneshot or something?

I don't want to be annoying, gay parents rule

It all started with one case... No, seriously, these two were on a case together, investigating a crime scene of a very serious crime until the two heard crying. Macaroni had been suspicious at first, warning Cheddar Cheese that this could be a trick by the criminal and that they should stay at the crime scene, but Cheddar Cheese didn't listen, heading out and discovering a box that held a newborn cookie of unknown origins. This baby had no connection to the case either, because trust me, they tried connecting it, so now they had this baby... And Macaroni nearly had a heart attack when Cheddar Cheese stated that they together would keep it. And that baby was you. Needless to say, Macaroni wasn't prepared to be a parent. It's not like Macaroni didn't care, it was just so sudden! But Macaroni did grow attached to you, often holding you and baby-talking you all of the time, even if Macaroni tried to stay professional when on a case. Yes, Macaroni would bring you to work, it's not like Macaroni and Cheddar Cheese could just leave you home alone, no no, that won't do! Macaroni has already bought all of the to-go baby supplies anyway, keeping you in a stroller or a baby carrier that Macaroni can strap on when needed. Macaroni also always makes sure you have lots of formula and blankets too! Macaroni can multitask, or so is promised! Cheddar Cheese mostly helps you get ready for bed and is the one to get up in the middle of the night if you cry and comfort you until you drift off again. Cheddar Cheese also sometimes gives you the hat usually worn on cases just to get a giggle out of Macaroni. It makes you quite happy too! Cheddar Cheese can also solve cases blindfolded, so taking care of a baby while doing one is second nature. Don't tell Macaroni, but Cheddar Cheese has been trying to teach you how to say Macaroni's name, just a pleasant surprise to the one Cheddar Cheese loves.

#🎭Shadow Writing! #Nothing is weird unless it goes against my blacklist! #If it makes you happy to have these two as parents you can embrace it! #This jester will do it's best to fufill it!~ #Also side note: Macaroni and Cheddar Cheese don't have listed pronouns on the wiki #So I'll be using no pronouns for both! #We love gay nonbinary/agender kings here! #Hope that's okay with you anon! #macaroni cookie #cheddar cheese #y/n cookie #y/n baby #reader cookie #reader baby #macaroni x cheddar cheese #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run oneshot #baby oneshot

[duskstars]

DAPPLING NATION RISE UP

#ever after high #eah #apple white #darling charming #eah darling #eah apple #dappling #dapple #sketchbook #// please don’t tag as kin for darling unless you’re my gf!! #FINALLY. FIRST EAH ART #i wanted to put the paper texture on it for. obvious reasons #but um fellas is it gay to [ makes you watch the entirety of dragon games ]

[lesbicastagna]

by the way. june (first ever yaoi magazine) 1988 number with keiko takemiya cover and devilman ova ad on the back.

credit of the pics @ Ioglady on twitter. tried to find scans from mandarake or similars but, as is often the case with old magazines, didn't have any luck.

#and before you ask i did check all other avaiable numbers for the type of ads they would put #thinking. well this is a silly coincidence ^-^ #all the other ads i could find were related to gay things like western films with homoerotic tones or even ads related to places of queer #life in japan. so. make of that what you will ♡ #a #hate reposting stuff :/ but ive been looking for the past hour and unless ppl who own physical copies and sometimes post pics like these #these magazines are Not scanned online with any sort of regularity...especially not within english speaking circles and thats also my limi

[samwitcch]

everyday i wake up and think about how much stronger and better sam larusso's character arc in season 5 would be if she realized she were a lesbian

like what do you mean that the identity crisis you're having based on societal norms and high expectations that surround you and suffocate you AREN'T based upon compulsory heterosexuality and the realization that you are actually into your mortal enemy that's actually crazy

#sam larusso #like the samtory is just me joking but im actually not #im saying this as someone who makes everything gay #if literally fucking anyone should have been gay in cobra kai it should have been samantha larusso 100% #her whole identity crisis bullshit is so comphet lesbian coded its not even funny #like can you just imagine the FLAVOR that could have been in her arc if she was a lesbian #its one of the biggest wasted opportunities i have seen in a show UNLESS they pull something in season 6 which they definitely wont #she doesnt even need to get with anyone i just need her to know she loves women and also she should be my girlfriend

[mattzerella-sticks]

Wait but how am I only now just connecting the dots that the way Buck acted about Tommy in season 7 episode 4 is exactly how Buck acted about Eddie back in season 2 episode 1 like OF COURSE he had a crush on Eddie and he just NEVER realized it.

#911 on abc #911 abc #9-1-1 on abc #evan 'buck' buckley #eddie diaz #tommy kinard #buddie #buck x eddie #like i dont even know HOW they were going to do gay eddie before bi buck because it truly would have made zero sense #unless they made tommy be a buck carbon copy #but still #it makes more sense drama wise for buck to realize his sexuality first #thank you disaster bi buck YouTube comp

[blueclearcloud]

BUCKASSNWILD THEORIES FOR A BUCKASS WILD SHOW THATBIS BANG BRAVERN

Spoilers for show till episode 8, kinda.

I am ofc ignoring the obvious theory that Bravern and Smith are the same person. Everyone is saying it, so i wanna believe the anime is gonna go stupid and buckwild to be that predictable:

1. BRAVERN IS KNUTH AND SMITHS ACCIDENTAL BABY.

People with sense will ask, how? Yet no one wants to answer how robots create humanoid batteries??? I rest my case. This is probably the craziest and most darkly funny one and im basing it on her talking about "making love" so baby made AND how there was no bodies or parts found near the crater. So maybe they combined or smth.

2. LEWIS SMITH IS BRAVERNS DAD!

He loves tokusatsu so maybe he got teleported into weird space time and learned how to make giant robots. He imbues Bravern with his Isami love, and somehow finds a way to teleport him back to that time.

3. LEWIS SMITH IS BRAVERNS FATHER FIGURE!

Technically this is 2.5, but i wanted a 3 and couldn't think of one involving Lulu unless she was Braverns Dad actually, going back to theory 2. Anyway, Smith is teleported to random space somehow alive and finds a younger Bravern. He teaches him the ways of tokusatsu and Isami love to travel back in time somehow causing the time loop.

Ok done theorizing. And if Isami and Lewis don't make out by the finale at least once, i will actually have a mental breakdown.

#bang brave bang bravern #don't take me seriously #Unless im right #Then im obvi blessed by Apollo and am an oracle #I just dont want ppl being annoying and saying im stupid for ignoring the obvi when it's not that serious #Wanted to make a funny #yuuki bakuhatsu bang bravern #Bang brave #Lewis smith #WHEN WILL THEY KISS!!! #Pull a yuri on ice on us im begging you anime #How did that only happen once??? Please give us suprise gays more often! #Like it wouldn't be shocking bc literally the entire show is bravern x isami x smith #Even if they were the same person i do think of it as a polycule #It would be shocking for an anime to just do it w/o advertising it as BL #How am i gonna live till next Thursday x2 baby 😎

[compacflt]

your last post abt icemav vs. interior design has me cry laughing and also makes me want to ask: how does rooster (millennial gay man, fairly good at being open about his sexuality in comparison to the the environment he came from) feel about being one-uped in the gay department constantly by Mr. and Mr. Can’t Talk About It?? like him and jake have to have conversations about it [jake, meeting ice the first time: oh this is the gayest man i’ve ever met. he had everyone fooled for thirty years???? // bradley: “yeah but you didn’t have to grow up with him. i was on the front lines.] like—they were willing to get married at the same time as icemav as a distraction, so they have to be aware of how groundbreaking icemav is to the structural appearance of the Navy. but they’re also fully immersed in Navy culture and customs, so are civilian gay people even surprised??? do they care??? or is everyone collectively reading through twitter like “gay men in navy? okay fork found in kitchen 🙄 who cares.”

this is all just a long way for me to ask if icemav is easier to pick up on/less surprising if you’re gay. bradley clocked them early because he was in close quarters with them constantly, but he’s also gay—in comparison, slider knew ice for years, but only added it up when it was way too obvious to ignore. and to other straight people they seem to be at an Ethan Hunt level of undercover, but are they really??? (this is kind of a dumb question so feel free to do whatever you want with it lol)

see i feel like i haven’t been writing them very obviously clockingly gay at all! i actually feel like it would piss Jake and bradley off how STRAIGHT ice & mav act all the time!

1st excerpt from post-marriage, second excerpt from a scene that got deleted from WWGATTAI chapter 9, wherein compacflt ice approves the promotion of a fictional “first female admiral to be married to another woman” and then runs into her at a DOD Xmas party and chats about gay marriage for a bit out of curiosity… (deleted bc chapter 9 was already 9.5k words) like it is still a secret even if they aren’t actively trying to keep it secret anymore

but you’re right hold on. here’s christmas 2017

#fork found in kitchen killed me btw i screamed out loud #ice isn’t outwardly gay except in all the ways that he is #like i feel like the pacific fleet staff all kind of assume he’s asexual and ‘married to his work’ a la Sherlock #until he becomes secnav & everyone reads up on him again & learns OH SHIT HES MARRIED TO A BLOKE OMG THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE #i feel like they’re really still straight-passing unless you get them in the same room where they can be themselves & not navy facsimiles #and then #oh yeah. that boy is gay. and i really believe that. #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #top gun maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #even another gay admiral couldn’t clock him! #no civilian gay people don’t care #that meme of the gay b-52 dropping bombs on another country #warhawks are warhawks whether gay or straight #or so the rationale might be #LOVE the big gay b-52 #as ive written about on this blog elsewhere