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Jeremy when him get a hot barber :V xDD
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Jeremy Jailbird from The Simpsons is very friend shaped
Jeremy is friend-shaped!
#Fake pride flag#Your fave is#Friend shaped#Friend-shaped#Your fave is friend-shaped#Your fave is friend shaped#Jeremy Jailbird#The Simpsons#Jeremy is friend-shaped#Jeremy is friend shaped
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RAAAHHHHHH
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im definitely gonna regret posting this but that one scene from "homer's triple bypass" (i think) inspired a bunch of headcanons...
and yes they are a little shippy (for tim and snake) (sorry) but i need to do something and embarrassing myself on the internet is the greatest worst idea
enjoy? maybe?
〜the Lovejoys constantly host barbecues and invite the Turleys over. if it gets too crowded, Snake herds the more rowdy people to his house to party
〜in turn, Snake constantly hosts parties, and if it gets too large or he wants them out, the Lovejoys crash the party, usually preaching and handing out religious stuff to get rid of them
〜Jessica and Jeremy are best friends
〜they don't have fences between their yards because they visit each other so often
〜any average person going to the Lovejoy's accidentally goes to Turley's instead
〜the cops always break into the Lovejoy's house instead of Turley's. they tried to go one to the right to combat this, and every time, the funkin' Lovejoy's
〜Snake is always insistent on repairing anything the cops break when they invade the wrong house
〜Timothy stays at Snake's house when he's arguing with Helen
〜Snake is willing to do train things with Timothy (take of that what you will >;)
〜Timothy and Jessica stay with the Turleys when Helen is hosting events for her clique
〜Snake bought the home after becoming friends with the Lovejoys, before then he was squatting
〜Snake and Tim make giant pillow forts with their kids
that's all (besides the nonsensical ones i deleted)
thank you for your tolerance! :]
and sorry again for the tags
#snake jailbird#chester turley#timothy lovejoy#reverend lovejoy#helen lovejoy#jessica lovejoy#jeremy jailbird#jeremy turley#the simpsons#headcanons
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Jeremy Jailbird or Jessica Lovejoy, from The Simpsons are pure
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The Simpsons Ultimate Showdown!
Round 1:
SNAKE JAILBIRD VS SARAH WIGGUM
(I think this is the best color match yet!)
Snake TidBit (and their names go great together!): Snake is divorced and has visitation rights to his young son, Jeremy, who he loves dearly. Also tried to shoot Maggie once, but let's not make a fuss.
Sarah TidBit (and their names go great together!): Got a non-canonical spotlight episode in Season 32, "Uncut Femmes", in which she is revealed to be a former member of a thief ring. Pretty good despite how it sounds.
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Today is Canada Day, so here are some music recommendations of my favourite songs by Indigenous musicians:
Ton vieux nom by Elisapie
I Pity the Country by Willie Dunn
A cover of the same song by Leanne Betasamosake Simpson, which takes it in a different direction
The Oldest Tree in the World also by Leanne Betasamosake Simpson
Enfant de la Terre by Samian
Starwalker by Buffy Sainte-Marie
Toothsayer by Tanya Tagaq
Jailbird by Epiphonie
Sakomawit by Jeremy Dutcher
The Resistance by Snotty Nose Rez Kids
The Most Unprotected Girl by JB the First Lady
There's a mix of genres in here, so hopefully there's something for everyone!
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Michael's junior mafia shenanigans.
Okay if there IS gonna be an episode with Michael appearing again, then I would really wish for them to adapt his junior mafia from the story out of the Bart simpson comics.
Some kids I'd like for Michael to recruit (And who would fit in, in his junior mafia) would be:
- Tyler, Ross and Erik from "Mom's I'd like to forget". I just think they could fit right in, not much to explain other than, yep these dudes would totally get along with Michael.
- Gina Vendetti, she was featured on the board in "Donnie Fatso" when Homer was talking with the FBI guy and she's in juvenile so obviously she plays a part in the D'amico mob.
She could also already be in Michael's junior mafia, who knows.
But I do feel like she would fit right in with Michael's little mob.
- I am not so sure about all of the Spuckler children but it's certainly Dubya, Jitney and Incest Spuckler that I feel like would fit right in. Sure they would have no clue for what this mafia exactly is but they just join in because it sounds like fun.
- Jeremy Jailbird. Look, a kid whose father is a criminal and another kid who's father is a legit mafia boss, these two would go together like peas in a pod.
- Donny just feels like someone who would be involved with Michael's mafia, him and Francine would be the two muscles of the group.
And the last on the list being Bossy riot, but I wouldn't want them to be recruited since the three gals play by their own rules and wouldn't so easily join Michael's organization, though they do share a business connection.
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belated: drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of May 2022 [18. Bort]
Fandom(s): The Simpsons
Pairing: Robert Underdunk "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger x Bartholomew Jay "Bart" Simpson
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Microfic: *coming soon*
Incorrect Quote:
*at a zoo*
Bart: What do you think they're in for?
Bob: Bart, this isn't prison.
Bart: So they can leave?
Bob: No, but-
Bart, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Subships: Luntz [Lisa Marie Simpson x Nelson Muntz]
Smithurns [Waylon Smithers x Charles Montgomery Burns]
Boke [Sideshow Bob x Snake Jailbird]
Ginomy [Gino Terwilliger x Jeremy Jailbird]
McSimpjoy [Nikki McKenna x Maggie Simpson x Jessica Lovejoy]
Krustofico [Sophie Krustofsky x Michael D'Amico]
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Note: I have shipped a number of characters with one another, but I've stuck with Bort the longest
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Brandon Lee Parton, 33, was booked in North Carolina on Wednesday on a charge of assault with serious bodily injury. "After seeing [this] lemme go bail my man out," one person tweeted in response. "How deadly we talking," another wrote under the mugshot post. "My number on the bonds number list," a third replied while a fourth quipped, "And imma stick beside him." Others were quick to dive into his criminal past to see if he had prior run-ins with the law. Back in April 2017, he was arrested after being accused of kidnapping and rape. The Greene County Sheriff’s Office in Tennessee took him into custody after investigators said they found a seriously injured woman at a home, according to local news station WJHL. RadarOnline.com can confirm that Parton remains on probation for the offense of aggravated assault until March 31, 2030. The viral mugshot comes after former inmate Jeremy Meeks shot to fame with his own jailbird photo. He secured many nicknames such as "Hot Felon," "Felon Bae," and "The Blue-Eyed Bandit" after the Stockton Police Department posted his mugshot on Facebook. The image racked up a huge 75,000 likes, 20,000 comments, and 10,000 shares, and continued to make its rounds online. Meeks has since ditched the world of crime and landed high-profile modeling gigs. In 2017, he walked the runway in his first-ever debut and has since signed deals with Tommy Hilfiger, Philipp Plein, and more. Meeks has 1.5 million followers on Instagram and has dabbled into acting, appearing in the new Secret Society 2 and more. https://mobile.twitter.com/WakeCountyMugs/status/1552346241257951233 https://www.instagram.com/p/CgpwkROPf8P/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Monster AU! >:)
#sideshow bob#robert terwilliger#melvin van horne#sideshow mel#snake jailbird#jeremy jailbird#vampire#werewolf#Vampire Bob!#Monster AU#the simpsons#simpsons#art#cartoon#cartoonist#drawing#doodle#fanart#vampiredrooling
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AHHHHHHHH LOVED SHORT HAIR
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Snake and his son Jeremy being super adorable. That's it, that's the drawing.
I wish they'd get some more screen time together because Jeremy is such a cute little boy, and istg it looks as if they sometimes forget he exists at all. And Snake is such a sweet, good father, I'm---
My heart just bursts with love for them every day. 💚
#the simpsons#snake jailbird#Chester snake Turley#Jeremy jailbird#Jeremy Turley#fanart#myart#my drawing#my artwork#my art#colouredpencildrawing#artists on tumblr#My husband and son 🤭💚 at least in my mind they are and it makes me very happy kshdvdkdjd#Also it is so underrated that they outfits always match!!! Like#I doubt Jeremy's mom actually lets him look like that most of the time but when he is with his dad---#Snake just does that and it's so cute!!!#At least that's my headcanon lol
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Some guys and Milhouse
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No Time to Die
2020
UK
2h 43min
Directed by: Cary Joji Fukunaga
Cast: Daniel Craig, Rami Malek, Lea Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Rory Kinnear, Jeffrey Wright, Ana de Armas, Dali Benssalah, David Dencik, Lashana Lynch, Billy Magnussen
UK release: 2 April 2021
The 25th James Bond film is directed by Cary Joji Fukunaga and sees Daniel Craig in the lead for one last time.
Knives Out
2019
US
2h 10min
12A
Directed by: Rian Johnson
Cast: Daniel Craig, Chris Evans, Ana de Armas, Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Shannon, Don Johnson, Toni Collette, Lakeith Stanfield, Katherine Langford, Jaeden Martell, Christopher Plummer
UK release: 27 November 2019
When mystery writer Harlan Thrombey (Plummer) is found with his throat slit, puffed-up private detective Benoit Blanc (Craig) gets on the case. A wickedly knowing, flamboyantly bitchy take on the whodunnit, with a great cast, bags of style and a splendidly outrageous comic turn from Craig. Bloody good fun.
Logan Lucky
2017
US
1h 59min
12A
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Cast: Channing Tatum, Adam Driver, Seth MacFarlane, Riley Keough, Katie Holmes, Daniel Craig
UK release: 25 August 2017
Jimmy (Tatum), his brother Clyde (Driver) and sister Mellie (Keough) enlist the help of redneck jailbird and explosives expert Joe Bang (Craig) to rob the Charlotte Motor Speedway. Soderbergh’s latest comedy heist movie is perhaps his best, with a great cast, a satisfying plot and witty dialogue.
Kings
2017
UK
1h 26min
Directed by: Deniz Gamze Ergüven
Cast: Halle Berry, Daniel Craig, Lamar Johnson
Following the life of a foster family in LA amidst the riots that followed the Rodney King trial verdict.
Spectre
2015
UK
2h 28min
12A
Directed by: Sam Mendes
Cast: Daniel Craig, Christoph Waltz, Léa Seydoux, Monica Bellucci, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Rory Kinnear, Andrew Scott, Dave Bautista, Stephanie Sigman
UK release: 26 October 2015
James Bond (Craig) comes up against a global crime syndicate, while back at home, the 00 programme is under threat from reckless moderniser C (Scott). With its swagger, dry humour and frequent, well-executed action it's a solid crowdpleaser, but the story is predictable, the characterisation is thin and overall it lacks…
Skyfall
2012
UK
2h 25min
12A
Directed by: Sam Mendes
Written by: John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade
Cast: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench, Ralph Fiennes, Albert Finney, Naomie Harris, Bérénice Marlohe
UK release: 26 October 2012
When cyber-terrorists steal an MI6 hard drive, 007 is ordered to recover it. After the let-down of Quantum of Solace, the 23rd official Bond movie is a belter; the script is smart, Craig is better than ever, and Bardem is a thrilling villain. 50 years on from Dr No, it's a well-wrapped birthday present.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
2011
US / Sweden / UK / Germany
2h 37min
18
Directed by: David Fincher
Cast: Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgård, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, Yorick van Wageningen, Joely Richardson
UK release: 26 December 2011
An investigative journalist (Craig) forms an uneasy alliance with a computer hacker (Mara) in an attempt to solve a disappearance. Th400 transbrake kit. Fincher amps up the dark poetry and Mara exudes a barely suppressed rage in every scene, elevating a populist novel into a compelling (if overlong) drama of bleakness and corruption.
Dream House
2011
US
1h 31min
15
Directed by: Jim Sheridan
Written by: David Loucka
Cast: Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz, Naomi Watts, Marton Csokas
UK release: 25 November 2011
Publisher Will (Craig) relocates to the suburbs with his wife (Weisz) and daughters, but when their house turns out to be the scene of a massacre, the domestic dream turns sour. Best remembered as the movie that saw Craig and Weisz get together, because their chemistry can't save the clunky script and inert direction.
The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn
2011
US / New Zealand
1h 47min
PG
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Cast: Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Daniel Craig
After buying a replica model ship at a flea market, Tintin (Bell) is embroiled in a world of subterfuge. Not since Indy's third outing has Spielberg felt so fresh and unshackled; it feels like a hark back to the heyday of 1980s adventure cinema.
Cowboys and Aliens
2011
US
12A
Directed by: Jon Favreau
Cast: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde
Drunk and trouble maker Jake (Craig) is broken out of jail and forced to help grumpy old Arizona lawman Percy (Ford) when aliens start to attack. Dull, humourless and over written sci fi western from Iron Man director Favreau.
One Life
2011
UK
U
Directed by: Michael Gunton, Martha Holmes
Written by: Michael Gunton, Martha Holmes
Cast: Daniel Craig (voice)
Documentary for kids featuring stunning footage of animals in the wild and narrated by Daniel Craig.
Defiance
2009
US
2h 16min
15
Directed by: Edward Zwick
Written by: Edward Zwick, Clayton Frohman
Cast: Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell, George MacKay
Remarkable true story of the Bielski brothers, three real-life heroes who, against all odds, preserve a community of Jews who escape Poland for the forests of Belarus during WWII. Allied with the Russian resistance, the community thrives unexpectedly, leaving leader Tuvia Bielski (Craig) with heavy responsibilities.
Flashbacks of a Fool
2008
UK
1h 53min
15
Directed by: Baillie Walsh
Written by: Baillie Walsh
Cast: Daniel Craig, Harry Eden, Claire Forlani, Felicity Jones, Eve, Emilia Fox, Jodhi May, Miriam Karlin
Set in present-day California and an English seaside resort circa 1972, Joe Scott (Craig between Bond outings), is a washed up Hollywood star who recalls a traumatic teenage experience that leads to professional success and personal self-destruction. Good supporting performances and rather pedestrian flashbacks make for…
Quantum of Solace
2008
UK / US
1h 45min
12A
Directed by: Marc Forster
Written by: Ian Fleming, Michael G Wilson
Cast: Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric, Gemma Arterton, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright, Giancarlo Giannini
'Quantum of Solace' starts with a trademark action sequence involving cars burning rubber around narrow roads and then proceeds to jump from one thrill to another, while moving through locations like pages in a travel brochure. A major plus is Amalric's turn as the villain Dominic Greene, head of an organisation which…
The Golden Compass
2007
US / UK
1h 45min
12A
Directed by: Chris Weitz
Cast: Dakota Blue Richards, Freddie Highmore, Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Sam Elliott, Eva Green, Jim Carter, Tom Courtenay, Ian McKellen, Ian McShane, Ben Walker
Based on the novel by Phillip Pullman, this fantasy adventure follows Lyra (Richards), who has been entrusted with the last remaining 'alethiometer', or golden compass, which she must keep from the power-crazed Magisterium. The world Weitz has created is beautifully designed and fascinating, but choppily structured and…
The Invasion
2007
US
1h 39min
15
Directed by: Oliver Hirschbiegel, James McTeigue
Written by: Dave Kajganich, Wachowski brothers
Cast: Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Jeremy Northam, Jackson Bond, Jeffrey Wright, Veronica Cartwright
Another reworking of classic 1950s thriller 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'. A mysterious epidemic is sweeping the world, and when a DC psychiatrist (Kidman) discovers its extraterrestrial origin, she and her colleague (Craig) must work together to find a cure before they become its next victims. A waste of celluloid.
Infamous
2006
US
1h 58min
15
Directed by: Douglas McGrath
Written by: Douglas McGrath, Book:, George Plimpton
Cast: Toby Jones, Sandra Bullock, Lee Pace, Daniel Craig, Jeff Daniels, Peter Bogdanovich
A more flamboyant and light-hearted biopic of Truman Capote than Bennett Miller's 2005 film 'Capote'. Jones is great in the lead as the eccentric writer but a weak supporting cast renders this the lesser of the two.
Casino Royale
2006
US / UK / Czech Republic
2h 24min
12A
Directed by: Martin Campbell
Written by: Ian Fleming
Cast: Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Judi Dench
The prequel to the other Bond films time warps back to the enduring action hero becoming a 00 licensed to kill. The latest Bond (Craig) proves to be a strong leading man, but the film is let down by trying to do too much. With a weak villain and Bond girl to boot, it doesn't really feel like a Bond film at all.
Renaissance
2006
France / UK / Luxemburg
1h 45min
15
Directed by: Christian Volckman
Cast: Daniel Craig, Romola Garai, Jonathan Pryce
Impressive looking 3D futuristic thriller with a black and white render which never quite gets going. Paris 2054. Ilona Tassueiv (Garai), a young and brilliant researcher is violently kidnapped. Avalon, a giant multinational corporation and her employer, wants her found. Dellenbach (Pryce), Avalon's CEO, has requested…
Enduring Love
2004
UK
1h 40min
15
Directed by: Roger Michellv
Cast: Rhys Ifans, Daniel Craig, Samantha Morton
Based on Ian McEwan's bestseller, a man's worldview is bruised when his attempt to save a boy from a hot air balloon accident goes wrong.
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Layer Cake
2004
UK
1h 45min
15
Directed by: Matthew Vaughn
Cast: Daniel Craig, Sienna Miller, Michael Gambon
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A cocaine dealer works his way through two tough assignments from his boss on the day before his retirement.
The Mother
2003
1h 30min
Directed by: Roger Michell
Written by: Hanif Kureishi
Cast: Anne Reid, Daniel Craig, Cathryn Bradshaw
A recently widowed grandmother embarks on an affair with a man half her age, who is also sleeping with her daughter.
Sylvia
2003
UK
1h 40min
15
Directed by: Christine Jeffs
Cast: Gwyneth Paltrow, Daniel Craig, Lucy Davenport
A biopic of the relationship and fatal attraction between poets Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes.
Road to Perdition
2002
US
1h 57min
15
Directed by: Sam Mendes
Cast: Tom Hanks, Paul Newman, Jude Law, Daniel Craig, Tyler Hoechlin
A Depression era gangster picture with solid American family values. It may also, like Mendes' absurdly overrated Oscar-winner 'American Beauty', fool cinema-goers into confusing its moody self-importance for profound insight. For here are Big Stars, Big Themes (Fathers and Sons, Loyalty and Betrayal, Sin and Salvation…
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No Time to Die
2020
UK
2h 43min
Directed by: Cary Joji Fukunaga
Cast: Daniel Craig, Rami Malek, Lea Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Rory Kinnear, Jeffrey Wright, Ana de Armas, Dali Benssalah, David Dencik, Lashana Lynch, Billy Magnussen
UK release: 2 April 2021
The 25th James Bond film is directed by Cary Joji Fukunaga and sees Daniel Craig in the lead for one last time.
Knives Out
2019
US
2h 10min
12A
Directed by: Rian Johnson
Cast: Daniel Craig, Chris Evans, Ana de Armas, Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Shannon, Don Johnson, Toni Collette, Lakeith Stanfield, Katherine Langford, Jaeden Martell, Christopher Plummer
UK release: 27 November 2019
When mystery writer Harlan Thrombey (Plummer) is found with his throat slit, puffed-up private detective Benoit Blanc (Craig) gets on the case. A wickedly knowing, flamboyantly bitchy take on the whodunnit, with a great cast, bags of style and a splendidly outrageous comic turn from Craig. Bloody good fun.
Logan Lucky
2017
US
1h 59min
12A
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Cast: Channing Tatum, Adam Driver, Seth MacFarlane, Riley Keough, Katie Holmes, Daniel Craig
UK release: 25 August 2017
Jimmy (Tatum), his brother Clyde (Driver) and sister Mellie (Keough) enlist the help of redneck jailbird and explosives expert Joe Bang (Craig) to rob the Charlotte Motor Speedway. Soderbergh’s latest comedy heist movie is perhaps his best, with a great cast, a satisfying plot and witty dialogue.
Kings
2017
UK
1h 26min
Directed by: Deniz Gamze Ergüven
Cast: Halle Berry, Daniel Craig, Lamar Johnson
Citrix workspace silent install. Following the life of a foster family in LA amidst the riots that followed the Rodney King trial verdict.
Spectre
2015
UK
2h 28min
12A
Directed by: Sam Mendes
Cast: Daniel Craig, Christoph Waltz, Léa Seydoux, Monica Bellucci, Ralph Fiennes, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Rory Kinnear, Andrew Scott, Dave Bautista, Stephanie Sigman
UK release: 26 October 2015
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James Bond (Craig) comes up against a global crime syndicate, while back at home, the 00 programme is under threat from reckless moderniser C (Scott). With its swagger, dry humour and frequent, well-executed action it's a solid crowdpleaser, but the story is predictable, the characterisation is thin and overall it lacks…
Skyfall
2012
UK
2h 25min
12A
Directed by: Sam Mendes
Written by: John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade
Cast: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench, Ralph Fiennes, Albert Finney, Naomie Harris, Bérénice Marlohe
UK release: 26 October 2012
When cyber-terrorists steal an MI6 hard drive, 007 is ordered to recover it. After the let-down of Quantum of Solace, the 23rd official Bond movie is a belter; the script is smart, Craig is better than ever, and Bardem is a thrilling villain. 50 years on from Dr No, it's a well-wrapped birthday present.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
2011
US / Sweden / UK / Germany
2h 37min
18
Directed by: David Fincher
Cast: Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgård, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, Yorick van Wageningen, Joely Richardson
UK release: 26 December 2011
An investigative journalist (Craig) forms an uneasy alliance with a computer hacker (Mara) in an attempt to solve a disappearance. Fincher amps up the dark poetry and Mara exudes a barely suppressed rage in every scene, elevating a populist novel into a compelling (if overlong) drama of bleakness and corruption.
Dream House
2011
US
1h 31min
15
Directed by: Jim Sheridan
Written by: David Loucka
Cast: Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz, Naomi Watts, Marton Csokas
UK release: 25 November 2011
Publisher Will (Craig) relocates to the suburbs with his wife (Weisz) and daughters, but when their house turns out to be the scene of a massacre, the domestic dream turns sour. Best remembered as the movie that saw Craig and Weisz get together, because their chemistry can't save the clunky script and inert direction.
The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn
2011
US / New Zealand
1h 47min
PG
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Cast: Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Daniel Craig
After buying a replica model ship at a flea market, Tintin (Bell) is embroiled in a world of subterfuge. Not since Indy's third outing has Spielberg felt so fresh and unshackled; it feels like a hark back to the heyday of 1980s adventure cinema.
Cowboys and Aliens
2011
US
12A
Directed by: Jon Favreau
Cast: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde
Drunk and trouble maker Jake (Craig) is broken out of jail and forced to help grumpy old Arizona lawman Percy (Ford) when aliens start to attack. Dull, humourless and over written sci fi western from Iron Man director Favreau.
One Life
2011
UK
U
Directed by: Michael Gunton, Martha Holmes
Written by: Michael Gunton, Martha Holmes
Cast: Daniel Craig (voice)
Documentary for kids featuring stunning footage of animals in the wild and narrated by Daniel Craig.
Defiance
2009
US
2h 16min
15
Directed by: Edward Zwick
Written by: Edward Zwick, Clayton Frohman
Cast: Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell, George MacKay
Remarkable true story of the Bielski brothers, three real-life heroes who, against all odds, preserve a community of Jews who escape Poland for the forests of Belarus during WWII. Allied with the Russian resistance, the community thrives unexpectedly, leaving leader Tuvia Bielski (Craig) with heavy responsibilities.
Flashbacks of a Fool
2008
UK
1h 53min
15
Directed by: Baillie Walsh
Written by: Baillie Walsh
Cast: Daniel Craig, Harry Eden, Claire Forlani, Felicity Jones, Eve, Emilia Fox, Jodhi May, Miriam Karlin
Set in present-day California and an English seaside resort circa 1972, Joe Scott (Craig between Bond outings), is a washed up Hollywood star who recalls a traumatic teenage experience that leads to professional success and personal self-destruction. Good supporting performances and rather pedestrian flashbacks make for…
Quantum of Solace
2008
UK / US
1h 45min
12A
Directed by: Marc Forster
Written by: Ian Fleming, Michael G Wilson
Cast: Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric, Gemma Arterton, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright, Giancarlo Giannini
'Quantum of Solace' starts with a trademark action sequence involving cars burning rubber around narrow roads and then proceeds to jump from one thrill to another, while moving through locations like pages in a travel brochure. A major plus is Amalric's turn as the villain Dominic Greene, head of an organisation which…
The Golden Compass
2007
US / UK
1h 45min
12A
Directed by: Chris Weitz
Cast: Dakota Blue Richards, Freddie Highmore, Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Sam Elliott, Eva Green, Jim Carter, Tom Courtenay, Ian McKellen, Ian McShane, Ben Walker
Based on the novel by Phillip Pullman, this fantasy adventure follows Lyra (Richards), who has been entrusted with the last remaining 'alethiometer', or golden compass, which she must keep from the power-crazed Magisterium. The world Weitz has created is beautifully designed and fascinating, but choppily structured and…
The Invasion
2007
US
1h 39min
15
Directed by: Oliver Hirschbiegel, James McTeigue
Written by: Dave Kajganich, Wachowski brothers
Cast: Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Jeremy Northam, Jackson Bond, Jeffrey Wright, Veronica Cartwright
Another reworking of classic 1950s thriller 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'. A mysterious epidemic is sweeping the world, and when a DC psychiatrist (Kidman) discovers its extraterrestrial origin, she and her colleague (Craig) must work together to find a cure before they become its next victims. A waste of celluloid.
Infamous
2006
US
1h 58min
15
Directed by: Douglas McGrath
Written by: Douglas McGrath, Book:, George Plimpton
Cast: Toby Jones, Sandra Bullock, Lee Pace, Daniel Craig, Jeff Daniels, Peter Bogdanovich
A more flamboyant and light-hearted biopic of Truman Capote than Bennett Miller's 2005 film 'Capote'. Jones is great in the lead as the eccentric writer but a weak supporting cast renders this the lesser of the two.
Casino Royale
2006
US / UK / Czech Republic
2h 24min
12A
Directed by: Martin Campbell
Written by: Ian Fleming
Cast: Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Judi Dench
The prequel to the other Bond films time warps back to the enduring action hero becoming a 00 licensed to kill. The latest Bond (Craig) proves to be a strong leading man, but the film is let down by trying to do too much. With a weak villain and Bond girl to boot, it doesn't really feel like a Bond film at all.
Renaissance
2006
France / UK / Luxemburg
1h 45min
15
Directed by: Christian Volckman
Cast: Daniel Craig, Romola Garai, Jonathan Pryce
Impressive looking 3D futuristic thriller with a black and white render which never quite gets going. Paris 2054. Ilona Tassueiv (Garai), a young and brilliant researcher is violently kidnapped. Avalon, a giant multinational corporation and her employer, wants her found. Dellenbach (Pryce), Avalon's CEO, has requested…
Enduring Love
2004
UK
1h 40min
15
Directed by: Roger Michellv
Cast: Rhys Ifans, Daniel Craig, Samantha Morton
Based on Ian McEwan's bestseller, a man's worldview is bruised when his attempt to save a boy from a hot air balloon accident goes wrong.
Layer Cake
2004
UK
1h 45min
15
Directed by: Matthew Vaughn
Cast: Daniel Craig, Sienna Miller, Michael Gambon
A cocaine dealer works his way through two tough assignments from his boss on the day before his retirement.
The Mother
2003
1h 30min
Directed by: Roger Michell
Written by: Hanif Kureishi
Cast: Anne Reid, Daniel Craig, Cathryn Bradshaw
A recently widowed grandmother embarks on an affair with a man half her age, who is also sleeping with her daughter.
Sylvia
2003
UK
1h 40min
15
Directed by: Christine Jeffs
Cast: Gwyneth Paltrow, Daniel Craig, Lucy Davenport
A biopic of the relationship and fatal attraction between poets Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes.
Road to Perdition
2002
US
1h 57min
15
Directed by: Sam Mendes
Cast: Tom Hanks, Paul Newman, Jude Law, Daniel Craig, Tyler Hoechlin
Daniel Craig Film Clue
A Depression era gangster picture with solid American family values. It may also, like Mendes' absurdly overrated Oscar-winner 'American Beauty', fool cinema-goers into confusing its moody self-importance for profound insight. For here are Big Stars, Big Themes (Fathers and Sons, Loyalty and Betrayal, Sin and Salvation…
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