#KISSES ANON. THIS iS VERY SWEET. BUT PROVE IT MAYBE.

[grasslandgirl]

Bold of you to assume that sapphics don't fucking love goofy, dorky, and tits out....

literally come over then. prove it

#KISSES ANON. THIS iS VERY SWEET. BUT PROVE IT MAYBE. #all of yall on here are so lovely but its like. ok but the bitches where i am irl do NOT care for my vibes alas #nice abt sav tag #asks

[wholoveseggs]

Could you do one of the NSFW alphabets for klaus too? Only if you want - I know you mainly write Elijah but just thought I’d ask xx

Klaus's Love Letters

{NSFW Alphabet}

18+ ---- {Masterlist}

~Thanks for the request anon ♡♡ this goes out to all my Klaus girlies, ily~

Please note that I don't really write for Klaus & I won't be taking requests for him, this was just a fun little project. xoxo

3k words {apparently I have more to say about Klaus than Elijah... huh??} - Warnings: descriptions of sex and preferences.

A is for Aftercare (What is their aftercare like?)

You've probably already figured out by now that Klaus is the king of pillow talk. He's a very guarded person and likes to keep his true emotions tucked away where they can't hurt him. But after sex, when he's feeling all vulnerable, you can get him to be completely honest with you and open up in a way he normally wouldn't.

If the sex was particularly rough he will shower you with sweet words and praise, then he will heal any damage he's done with his tongue or his blood. He will bring you a drink afterwards and feed you something to regain your strength. He loves the way you curl into him and the way your skin feels against his. It's intimate in a way that's so much deeper than the sex, and that's what makes it his favorite part.

B is for Body Part (Favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

Klaus is an ass man, one he can grab and bite. The more marks he can leave behind, the better. He loves to watch it bounce when he's fucking you from behind.

For himself, he loves his mouth. This isn't necessarily in reference to kissing, although he certainly enjoys making out. He loves having his tongue everywhere on your body, biting you and marking you as his. Having you completely unravel on his tongue makes his cock throb. And having you taste yourself on his mouth gets him so riled up.

C is for Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Klaus isn't particular about where he comes. If it's a quickie, he'll probably come inside of you because it's convenient. When he has more time, he'll pull out and come on whatever part of your body he's feeling like marking in the moment.

He also likes to cum in your mouth and having you prove that you can swallow it all.

But what really gets him going is eating his own cum out of your pussy, and seeing his cum drip out of your ass. He likes the possessive display of cum filling or covering you.

D is for Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

I think he would secretly love to call you 'mommy' in bed, and have you call him 'baby' or something like that. I feel like Klaus has a bit of a mommy kink (Oedipus vibes). I don't think he would ever actually admit to this, but maybe if he really trusts you he will feel comfortable with a step-mom or dom-mommy roleplay scenario.

E is for Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

The man hybrid is a sex god. He's one thousand of years old and a bit debauched so you have to assume he has a ton of experience. I think a lot of his past relationships have always been about manipulation and power, so it's about pure gratification for him.

He knows what he is doing and probably invented a few kinks along the way. He enjoys trying everything once or twice, but he does have his favorites. If he really loves you he will pour all those feelings into his sex life.

F is for Favorite Position (Favorite position to have sex in)

Doggy is of course what everyone assumes, he loves being in control and watching his partner take what he gives them.

But I think he enjoys any position where he is in control and the sexual acts are drawn out. He likes sitting down and having you ride him or suck his cock while he gives you orders or praises you, depending on his mood. He likes positions where he has your body held tightly and completely in his control, like from the side so he can wrap his arm around you and control the speed.

He loves to pin you down, have you squirming and begging, and tell you how good you feel because you are taking him so well. He likes it rough and will move you into the position he wants, then he will pound into you until you're breathless and begging. He likes biting and scratching with no regard to the noises you're making. He'll hold you down by your throat and lick the tears off your cheeks.

G is for Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He will definitely make comments to tease you. Anything to make you flustered and it gets him so hot when you fight back. He likes things a bit rough and playful, although he does love romantic foreplay too. He will say the filthiest things imaginable while he pins you down and fucks you. He will have you saying it back to him as you beg him to let you come.

On the other hand, if you are feeling intimidated, he knows just what to say to make you giggle and make things less awkward and intense. He knows how to be sweet just as well as he knows how to be dominating.

H is for Hair (How well groomed are they?)

I don't think he cares about shaving or being hairy in general. However, he will adjust to make you happy.

I is for Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect~)

The more you're with him, the more intimacy you will see from him. His trust is not easily earned, but when he falls in love, it's hard. And when he gives you his full love, you will see it in the way he makes love to you.

He will just lay there beside you and worship every inch of your skin with his hands and mouth. He will kiss your eyelids, your lips, your nose, all your fingers. He'll memorize the texture of your nipples and the slope of your belly.

His kisses and touch will be deliberate, like he's trying to memorize your body. It's like his whole being focuses entirely on making you feel good, learning exactly what you need and crave.

And since he's an artist, he will try and recreate the feeling of you through painting. Capturing the details of your skin or the halo of your hair on his pillows.

J is for Jack Off (Masturbation)

All. The. Time.

The man need to find relief from his naturally pent up personality, and he has very little self control. So when the idea enters his mind, or even if the mood just strikes, he will be jerking his cock while contemplating who to torture for the night.

He would never do it publicly and if you are around he would rather just fuck you (or have you watch).

But alone, in his thoughts, he can think about anything from casual, perverse flings to someone who has wronged him and eventually gets what's coming to him. It's the power that drives him to orgasm more than anything else.

K is for Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Other than being just a natural dom, Klaus loves anal and a little bit of BDSM. Like, occasionally he will bind your wrists or blindfold you.

I imagine him grabbing you by the throat (nicely) and bending you over something so your ass is in the air. He will eat your ass out, enjoying the power he holds over you. Especially when you're begging for his cock, squirming against the hand holding you down, or trying to get your arms free, he can't deny how much he likes the struggle.

L is for Location (Favorite places to have sex)

Literally anywhere... Like who is going to stop him? Or even attempt to stop him?

But if I had to choose, probably his art studio, he will cover your naked body in paint and have you on his desk with your legs spread wide so he can paint his cum dripping out of your pussy.

M is for Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You can turn him on by catching him off guard. Kissing him unexpectedly, touching him with no warning, it will make his cock twitch.

He loves a flirty sense of humor, and likes taking playful teases as foreplay. I do think he likes women who challenge him and have a smart mouth. Especially if you use that mouth to suck his dick in unexpected or inappropriate situations.

N is for NO (Something they would never do)

As rough and wild as he is, he would never degrade you. He will describe in filthy detail what he wants to do to you, and praise you endlessly, but he would never insult or belittle you.

He wouldn't pressure you into anything either, if you desire to only have sweet, slow sex then he will not complain.

He would also never want to be tied up, that loss of control scares the fuck out of him, and makes him feel far too vulnerable to be turned on.

O is for Oral (Do they prefer giving or receiving?)

He certainly doesn't hate giving but his preference is definitely receiving. He wants to be worshiped and desired. He likes the thrill of you sucking him off in a public place. He loves to see your mouth looking so pretty stretched around his thick cock, all shiny and wet. And if someone happens to see you then you better believe that turns him on even more.

He loves to fuck your face, have you gagging and breathless, with tears running down your cheeks. He likes making you keep him in your mouth and watch you drool and struggle to breathe. The eye contact you make with him when he fucks your face is addicting. But he would never pressure you to do this, he only enjoys the experience if you do.

For all the times he's fucked your face and makes you do deepthroat practice, he gives you incredible head back. I feel like he would love to return the favor first thing in the morning, while his mouth and tongue are still a bit sluggish, then his sloppy warm tongue will leave you feeling delirious.

P is for Pace (Are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Having you naked, needy and pinned down while you try to squirm away from his relentless pounding is quite enjoyable to him, but only if it's what you like as well. He loves overstimulating you, fucking you into the mattress and having your screams fill his room.

However, if he's feeling a more tender type of way, he'll be slow and gentle. Kissing you all over as he is deep inside you. Savoring the feeling of his bare skin against yours, leaving marks all over your neck and chest. He loves these moments where you give yourself over to him so completely, letting him feel how tight you are when he goes slowly and deliberately.

Q is for Quickie (Their opinion on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

My idea of a Klaus quickie would be at a party or club or event. He likes the thrill of being somewhere that people can hear you and see you if they accidentally open a door. He'll have you pressed against a wall somewhere or bent over something. He'll rip your panties off if necessary, but he also might give you the honor of deciding if you want him to devour your pussy or pound you.

No matter what, you end up sore and breathless.

R is for Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

He's down for anything and has even invented a few concepts along the way. He's adventurous and doesn't have any shame. Other kinks may arise from whatever experience you choose to have with him.

Roleplay, bondage, edging, choking, anal, sensory deprivation are just a few things he's more than happy to do. But he will always talk about these things beforehand. He wants you to feel comfortable and has an open mind so that you both can have more fun. He doesn't require any of these things to feel fulfilled in sex, but he would certainly never turn down an interesting endeavor.

S is for Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Just like Elijah, he could go forever.

He loves to wear you out and see how many times he can make you cum.

Usually the first round is hard and heavy, with bruising kisses and spanks when your legs give out. He'll stand you back up and fold you however he wants so he can use your body as he pleases. He will push your limits and test your strength, and once your orgasms become more exhaustion than euphoria, he'll get you to finish him off and then carry you to the bath.

T is for Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I think he would enjoy the thrill and power of having you wear a remote control vibrator around in public places.

He would tease you and put it in the highest setting, then whisper in your ear and chuckle as you try and steady your breaths. Or watch you from across the room, giving you a devious smile and a little wave as he increases the intensity. He would make you wear a skirt so he can slide his hand up your thighs and press the vibrating toy inside of you.

He would also use a buttplug on you and deny you orgasm while you squirm. He will use any tool at his disposal to make you desperate and have you beg to be fucked.

He will also put a magic wand on your clit while he fucks you so your pleasure won't end, your body will tremble and then you will cum over and over, squeezing him so tightly that he instantly fills you.

U is for Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

He will absolutely tease you all the time, in and out of bed, making suggestive comments and gestures to see how you will react. He enjoys making you blush and hearing your heart rate increase.

He is also very impatient and wants what he wants when he wants it. But, what he likes more is making you wait until you are clawing at his clothes and begging him for it. Making you squirm and moan until you feel desperate for anything he will give you.

He will bite, nip and suck on every inch of your skin, never touching you where you want him to. By the end you'll be a whimpering, sweaty mess of need.

V is for Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

In all areas of his life he is loud and knows that people are paying attention to him. He is a proud and assertive man, so this can transfer easily into his love life. He is never shy or quiet.

He will tell you how beautiful you are and just how good you are for him. He will moan, swear, and growl. Sometimes he will whine for your mouth on his cock or your ass bouncing up and down. He doesn't give a shit that other people can hear him, he actually just sees it as another power move.

W is for Wild Card (Random headcannon)

He loves roleplay, he's a dramatic guy so he loves the idea of acting out whatever fantasy occupies his mind.

He would totally write a little script and get outfits, maybe even decorate a room to fit the setting and mood. He will go above and beyond if he's really into the idea, and doubly if you are the one who wants to act it out.

A naughty teacher/student scenario, or something even dirtier like a kidnapping type roleplay. He won't take things so far that you are frightened, but he will definitely get into the role he has created and try and get you into it too.

X is for X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants)

Just like Elijah, it's whatever you want it to be. But I can imagine it's big, you don't have an ego like that for nothing. He definitely is proud of it too, not in an outwardly bragging way, but if someone made a comment he wouldn't deny it.

Y is for Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Extremely high, the man is always ready to go. And for someone like him, everything is a possible opportunity for foreplay.

He will be hard and teasing you within minutes. Touching your thigh and waist as you are trying to have a conversation. Kissing your neck as you cook dinner, dragging his hand down your back as you clean the dishes.

You will probably never watch an entire movie if he is around, he can't help but reach his hand under the blankets and finger you. He'll tease you and sometimes even leave you unsatisfied for later when you're trying to focus on something, then fuck you stupid. Or push you down on the couch and take you right there.

Z is for ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

He will want to stay with you after, because as intense as the sex is, he is an attentive and affectionate partner. He is also a cuddler and loves to spend the night with you wrapped in his arms.

He will hold you close, gently playing with your hair and kissing your temples. He'll praise you and compliment your body, and you will probably fall asleep together, hot and sticky but blissful and relaxed.

#klaus mikaelson #klaus mikaelson smut #the originals #the vampire diaries #tvdu #klaus mikaelson x oc #vampire diaries #tvd #klaus mikealson smut #klaus mikaelson imagine #niklaus imagines #niklaus mikaelson

[mikachacha]

𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚈𝚘𝚞 (𝙱𝚊𝚍𝚊 𝙻𝚎𝚎 𝚡 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛)

Synopsis: You're the newest addition to Wolf'Lo and is Bada's girlfriend. You're pretty much new to the hiphop and dance scene, not much is known about you so when your team joined Street Woman Fighter, you got the second highest 'no respect' votes from other teams.

Warnings: idk slight angst if you squint enough?? Bada doesn't give a damn attitude and cursing

(A/N: I'm working on the requests after that series because damn i have a lot 😭 and thanks anon for being so patient. I mean this req is like a month ago 🤧🤧)

🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊

"Hey, hey it's okay Y/N. We just prove that you're more than a pretty face and that you're actually good at what you do." Halo comforted you as you were on the verge of crying since you got the highest no respect vote in your group. You kinda expected it but it still hurt you and you felt like you're a huge burden to your group.

"I'm really sorry.. I promise I'll do my best to get wins for us.." you told your team and they hugged you. Chocol, Yeni and Haechi tried their best to cheer you up while Mini brushed and braided your hair gently in an attempt to calm you down and Baby Sleek trying to pep talk you. You really love your team since they felt like family to you, they care so much for one another and are just really good support system.

When it was time for you to battle, it wasn't pretty. You did get some wins but there are times you lost. After each loss, you felt like you just died inside and all you wanted to do was run and hide away, too ashamed to face anyone, to ashamed to face your group and to face your girlfriend, Bada Lee.

Bada watched you battle against other participants. She's extremely proud of you whether you won or lost but she's also very worried about you as she could see tears brimming your eyes at every loss you took. She knows you're hating yourself and thinking you didn't give enough, that maybe you really weren't built for a life of competition and all Bada wanted to do is run up to you and just hold you close, reassure you that you did great and that she's extremely proud of you.

When you were finally done, you immediately ran up to your group and began to sob on their arms. You felt like a failure, you had more loss than wins and you feel like you could've done better. Your teammates tried to calm you down but you kept crying and blaming yourself for not doing enough, apologizing to them for losing. They felt helpless and seeing you crying really pains them. You're like the baby of the group and they love you like a real sister so it pains them to see you that way.

Bada couldn't bear just watching you cry so without even thinking, she just ran up to where you sat with your group and just held you tight. She doesn't give fuck if the camera caught that or if people are watching. What matters to her is you and only you. She pressed kisses against your head and just rubbed you back, whispering sweet nothings until you were finally calm enough to look at her and your team, all looking so worried about you.

"You okay, Y/N? Aigoo.. You really cried a lot and we're panicking because we couldn't calm you down.." Mini asked and you nodded your head, still sniffling. Yeni handed you your water bottle while Bada assisted you in drinking. Other teams were looking, a bit confused about what's going on and why the hell Bada ran up there to your rescue.

"You did great, okay? You did so great and we're extremely proud of you. You did everything you could but it's a competition, sometimes we win and sometimes we lose. What's important is we enjoyed." Halo smiles and pats your head while you wiped your tears away. Bada gave you a tight hug before wrapping her jacket around you.

"Listen to your unnies, my baby. We're very proud of you, I'm very proud of you. You did so well and you definitely proved that you're not just pretty, you're also a very good dancer. I'm gonna go back to my team for now, okay? But I'll come pick you up from your hideout later so I can take you out on a date because you deserve it so much." Bada's words brought a smile to your face and you nodded eagerly. She chuckles and went back to her team who teased their leader for being so whipped for you.

"We were all confused as to where you ran off to and then we saw you hugging Y/N-unnie.. I'm not gonna be surprised if a clip of you doing that ends up on instagram and the choom's YouTube channel." Tatter said and Bada just playfully rolled her eyes at her team. Her cool image is definitely out now when she did that but she doesn't care. She just loves you and cares about you a lot. Comforting you on her bad days is so worth over any reputation she have.

The filming for the day concluded, your team gave you lots of hugs before sending you off with Bada after you all decided to go have some barbecue the next day for lunch to celebrate because your team pretty much did a good job during the battles. Bada ruffles your hair and wrapped an arm around your waist as you made your way to where she parked her car. She wanted to treat you out since she knows that you're tired and still very emotional from earlier.

"You really think I did good earlier?" You asked Bada as she was driving. She reached for your hand and gave it a kiss. She knew you're still doubting yourself from what happened. It pains her but it's all part of being a dancer and life in general. It's not a smooth sailing ride.

"You did more than good, babe. You did so well.. Kyma even wanted you to teach her because she found your style really cool." She replied and you smiled, shaking your head in amusement.

"I may recruit Kyma in my team. You better watch your back now." you joked which made Bada laugh and playfully pinched your cheek. She's glad that you're okay now and she's glad that she's still able to make you laugh despite everything.

#bada lee #swf2 #bada lee x reader #swf2 x reader #bada x reader #lee bada #bada lee imagine #bada fanfic

[gabessquishytum]

Feeling like some family fluff ❤️

Dream and Hob reunite in the modern day, clear the air about 1889, and somehow manage to confess their feelings. There’s just one little hitch to keep Hob from immediately jumping into this relationship: either by adoption or by accident, Hob has a small child that has to be his first priority. And they are a feral little creature to nearly anyone who isn’t Hob, and very protective of their father.

Dream is rather nervous to be introduced to someone whose opinion is so important to Hob, but determined to try his best to like and bond with the tiny human, for the sake of his relationship with Hob.

Upon meeting them, the kid starts by biting Dream’s hand. He is enchanted.

So wrapped up in his worry about messing this up, he’d forgotten how much he genuinely likes kids, and look at how delightful and interesting this one is! They’re the sweetest angel in the world to Hob, which reminds him of some of his loveliest dreams, and does their level-best short of maiming to scare Dream off, reminding him of his youngest nightmares. They’re the best of both worlds, and Dream is besotted, no longer just for Hob’s sake.

The child is growing more and more torn about the situation. On the one hand, no one they’ve ever met has been good enough for their dad, and they’re reluctant to admit that this guy might be the exception. On the other hand, he can do magic, which is pretty cool. On the other other hand, their personal pride at their ability to chase anyone off is at stake here. But on the other other other hand, it’s kinda nice that he never gets angry at their tricks or threats, and in fact seems to enjoy them. Not to mention their dad seems to actually really care whether or not this guy sticks around, which is significant.

Hob tries his best to rein his kid in when they’re like this, but he can’t help but see their feralness as a kind of zest for life and therefore isn’t very good at reprimands. Dream tends to wave off his apologies anyway, and his obvious delight at the child’s creative antics (not trying to tame or gentle them, but appreciating them as they are) does funny things to Hob’s heart. This might work out after all.

-🪽anon

Oh yes this is very sweet. I love it when Hob is a dad.

And oh, I love the idea of Dream having to go through the traditional ritual of "You're dating my dad and I hate that about you." As every potential step-parent should.

And the best part it - Dream loves it. He loves being scrutinised by this very small human, who is so like Hob in many ways. He doesn't mind how feral the kid is, basically because they are clearly having a really great time trying to chase Dream away. The whoopee cushion prank in the middle of the new inn was pretty epic, even Hob has to admit that, and he's never seen Dream laugh so much.

Maybe somewhere along the line Hob has a big emergency and there's no one to babysit, so he calls on Dream to help. The child is secretly thrilled because a) Dream is magic and they secretly love that and b) being alone with Dream is the perfect opportunity to be as feral as possible and prove that Dream is not up for the job of dating their dad.

But Dream turns out to be a rather excellent babysitter, and keeps very calm during all the antics that occur. Eventually he sits down on the bedroom floor in the middle of the chaos with the kid and they actually talk for a bit. The kid shares some concerns about whether Dream will actually stick around, whether he'll be nice to Hob, all of that stuff. And Dream (not exactly king of communication) tries his best to promise that he does want to be with Hob longterm and that he's learnt a lot about not hurting people, recently.

Hob returns to find his kid tucked in and snoring away (benefits of having the literal sandman putting you to bed, Hob is so jealous). They end up kissing on the sofa because Hob is kinda horny about Dream’s potential parenting skills, and in the morning the kid begrudgingly admits over breakfast that maybe it would be ok if Dream comes over more. And takes Hob for dates. Maybe.

But no kissing. They got up to pee last night and saw more than enough of that 🤮 <33

#🪽 anon #the sandman #dreamling

[rebelwrites]

Unfair Advantage

Charles Leclerc x Reader

Summary: Maybe the location of the date wasn’t the fairest but little did Charles know you had a secret.

Requested by anon: hi! I saw that you are taking request for charles so can you do one where charles takes her on a karting date and then they go have ice cream? something very fluff

A/N: Short and sweet but so fluffy

Charles had everything planned out for tonight, he overheard you mentioning that you wanted to go karting as you hadn’t been for a while so he had a proud smile on his face for the whole of the drive there. He knew you loved being wined and dined but he also knew that you liked low key as well, in fact you didn’t mind where he took you as long as you were together.

The moment you realised where you were you started pouting, causing Charles’ heart to sink. Had he misheard you.

“What’s with the pouting?” He asked softly, taking your hand in his.

“Bit of an unfair advantage don’t you think?” You smirked, knowing that you were pretty good on the go kart track. “With you being a F1 driver.”

“Oh merde,” he breathed, hiding his head in his hand. “Mon amour, I didn’t think.”

“Chal, it’s okay.” You smiled, pulling his hand away from his face. “Don’t panic.”

“I overheard you saying you missed karting, I am stupid.”

“Please stop,” you whispered, brushing your thumb across the top of his hand. “We are going to have an amazing evening, I’m just messing with you.”

A soft sigh escaped his lips, his eyes shining bright in the low light of the sunset.

Like the true gentleman he was, he quickly climbed out of the car, jogging around the Ferrari to open the door for you and helping you out the car.

The car park was empty, narrowing your eyes at your boyfriend. “Did you book the whole place out?”

“Wanted a night without the paparazzi and fans, so yes I booked the whole place out.” He winked, a proud smirk playing on his lips.

“You ready for me to kick your ass, Leclerc.” You giggled, as he wrapped his arm around you.

“Oh shit, I forgot how competitive you were.” He chuckled, pressing a kiss against your forehead.

-

The evening flew by, nothing could wipe the smirk off your face, memories were created at the karting track tonight, memories you wouldn’t forget in a lifetime. The look on Charles’ face was priceless when he realised just how talented you were behind the wheel.

“Mon amour, why did you never pursue your talent?” He hummed, playing with your fingers across the table in the cute little ice cream parlour.

“It’s a man’s world.” You shrugged, shoving the spoon in your mouth, the real reason was your parents couldn’t afford for you to pursue karting professionally. “You don’t see any female drivers.

“Well, I want to change that.” He grinned, eyes shining brighter than the sun. “Let me make a few calls and see if I can get you on the track behind a real F1 car. I know it won’t be the same but I want to prove to you that you have serious talent.”

#Charles Leclerc #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc imagine #F1 #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #formula one imagine #formula one x reader

[neuvistar]

OOOO IMAGINE MEAN DOMMIE JING YUAN AND SOFT DOMMIE BLADIE?????!!! 🫡🫡🫡

ur brain is so big anon

it’s like a switch up! jing yuan would say the most hottest yet jaw breaking things to u while blade would use his actions to speak, i mean.. actions speak louder than words! i feel like bladie’s touch would be slow and sensual, gentle n maybe even soft.. trying his best to show u he loves u with his touches, kisses filled with love while u got the other one whispering some of the most foul things in ur ear it’s hilarious almost <33

“yeah.. u can’t take it? too big for you? cmon you’ve took my cock like a naughty slut before.. why can’t you take it now? i know u can do better than this, dove.” HONESTLYYYY.. i feel like bladie would trail kisses all over ur body to tell u that ur doing great, while we got the other one slamming his hips against yours biting down on the flesh of your neck.. uhmmm.. mkkkk.. well, this proves that blade is capable of being VERY gentle w u as if u were a frail bird in his hands, handling u like a flower (aw that’s sweet)

#ᖭི༏ᖫྀ rysetalks (꒰ঌ ๑•́ •̀)໒꒱ #ᖭི༏ᖫྀ thirsts ૮꒰ᐡ ɞ̴̶̷ ̫ ᴗ̤ ᐡ꒱ა #ᖭི༏ᖫྀ maryse answers ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა #ᖭི༏ᖫྀ anons ଘ(੭´꒳`)° #jing yuan <33 #blade <33 #jing yuan pussy destroyer #blade pussy destroyer #maryse’s thoughts : poly jingren x reader <3

[skibasyndrome]

Just checking in on that hallway smut, you know how it is.

What kind of mood are they in?

Why are they going at it in the hallway?

Do they make it to Wille's room?

Who does what to whom?

Does Simon ask Wille if he's been working out?

Etc.

✨Sending you positive and horny writing energy✨

I am kissing your forehead for your ask (if you want that)!!! 💜💜💜

ALRIGHT SO...

Well, I really wanted to do something angsty-ish for once and god do those clips feel like there could be some angst involved, but lol, let's see in the end if I'm succeeding. But the mood is desperation and wanting each other very badly while also being very anxious about what the future may hold.

Why are they going at it there? Eh... might as well, you know? No, but I'd say it's a mix of being very horny and simply not giving a flying fuck if people see, because 1) let them know how very real this thing between them is and 2) their privacy has been violated so many different ways, it's time to say "go fuck yourself" to everyone who's just waiting for them to take one wrong step. Something, something, reclaiming the narrative.

Well in my very brainrotten version of this...... nope. The room shall not be reached lmao. Maybe they've got a point to prove. To whom? Themselves I guess?

There's definitely some mutual doing of some kind going on and Wille maybe secretly wishing he could do something else entirely, but we'll see... 🤐

He doesn't ask, but you BET he absolutely fucking notices! (those back muscles are kinda hard to ignore if you ask me)

all of this might change, but yeah, this is the current status! Other current status: we're up to 2.7k words!

And before he can think about it, he’s grabbing him and turning them around, stumbling a few steps, crowding Simon against the wall. The thud reverberates into the silence of the empty hallway and along with it, like the impact has set it free, the most delicious whimper leaves Simon’s throat.

!unedeited! but I guess that's the vibe

Anon you are my light, you are my love, thank you for the sweet and encouraging message 💜💜💜

#answered #anon #hallway smut (TM) #young royals season 3 #young royals season 3 spoilers #yr s3 spoilers #yr s3 #my process is so messy so parts of this might definitely still change up

[championleonsslut]

Remember that royal AU? What if King Leon was to be arrange-married to another queen? And they THINK they won't get along, but their wedding night proves otherwise~ ;3 (both because they're massive sweethearts who think highly of each other but their genitals are basically made for each other)

I 👏 LOVE 👏 THIS 👏 REQUEST 👏 WITH 👏 ALL 👏 MY 👏 HEART👏 SCREAMS

Normally I do my requests in order but this one is just too good

anon marry me

“Now You’re Truly My Queen.”

Female reader, VERY SMUTTY. Kinda cute though. I imagine it takes place in the Victorian age (BECUASE THAT ONES MY FAVORITE!!) but medieval works too

Everyone knows what comes after a wedding. Leon knew that going into this, and so did you. Things were awkward between the two of you. You’d only met a few days prior to the wedding, and only kissed for the first time during the ceremony.

Leon was kind enough to escort you up into your shared chambers. And shut and lock the door behind him. The room was large, with a plush canopy bed that caught your eye first. The curtains could be drawn, and there were many plush pillows and blankets.

You sat down on a loveseat, unsure what to do, and Leon soon followed.

He breathed through his nose, “So… Uh. The wedding was nice.”

You nodded.

He glanced over at you, “I didn’t get a chance to say it, but you look lovely in your dress. Like… Really beautiful.”

You looked at him, “Oh… Thank you. My mother had it made for me. She wanted one in a traditional Kalosian fashion.”

Leon chuckled, “That makes sense… You are their Queen after all…”

He sighed, and you both turned to fully face one another.

“Look. There’s no more use in beating around the bush. We both know what comes next. I’ll admit it… I’m really nervous. I’ve never done this before… A-And I really don’t want to disappoint you… Mainly because I think so highly of you.”

You were a little flattered. Yes, you thought Leon was a respectable and kind man… But you certainly didn’t love him. Little did you know Leon was in a very different place than you. He’d been completely smitten since you first met, but was sure this marriage couldn’t work. He was positive you two wouldn’t get along, and would have to seek lovers elsewhere.

You nodded, “I understand that. We don’t have to if you don’t want to…”

He shook his head, “I do! No, I do. Unless you…”

You also shook your head, “No I wouldn’t be… Opposed to it. I-I’ve just never done this before.”

He gave you a small smile, “So we’re both virgins then… This makes things a little easier.”

He gently ran a hand up your side, “Would it be weird if I asked to kiss you?”

You felt your cheeks heating up a bit, “Not at all…”

He cupped one of your cheeks with his hand, running a thumb over it. He slowly brought you in for the most tender, sweet, and loving kiss you’ve ever felt. His lips were so soft and gentle, trying to find a rhythm against yours. You felt your core pulse at this alone, as you slowly kissed him back.

You were not expecting him to scoop you up as you were both kissing, and gently toss you on the bed. It took you by surprise, and Leon was infatuated with the way your large, white wedding dress looked like a cloud around you.

His fingers skimmed the fabric, “Should we work on getting this off?”

You gave a small nod, as he slowly leaned in to kiss at your neck, shoulder, cheek and ear. His fingers gently fiddled with the back of your dress, slowly moving it down your body.

In all honesty, when he first lifted up your veil at the wedding to expose your beautiful face, he felt his heart pound in his chest. When he got to slip a ring on your finger, he couldn’t help but think how you’d belong to each other now. Maybe he was just entranced by your beauty, but he didn’t want to say anything about his feelings out of fear of frightening you.

Your skin was so soft against his lips, and he thought you were positively delicious. Your soft little noises only egged him on, and when the gown was fully removed from your body he felt his cheeks heat up. His eyes roamed all over you, practically eating you alive.

“Oh… Wow.” He mumbled. “You’re even prettier in just this…”

You were blushing by this point, which was strange. You had no emotional connection with this man, and he was making you feel like a teenager again. Sure, you were about to sleep with him… But that happened in every marriage. You just got to sleep with the really hot King of Galar.

His hands caressed your sides, “W-We can stop whenever… Just let me know… Okay?”

You nodded, as he unclipped his cape and tossed it aside. He gently pinned you onto the mattress, and resumed kissing you. You’ll admit, you liked it when he kissed you. You liked it a lot. You’d never been kissed before today, and he was a very good kisser. He slowly weaved his tongue into your mouth to deepen the kiss as he unbuttoned his top. You heard it being tossed aside, but you were far too focused on weaving your fingers through his long hair.

He groaned into the kiss, at just how delicious you tasted. He worked on getting the rest of your undergarments off, as he gently groped at your body. Leon was happy to take you as his Queen, and was sure you’d be a great ruler to Galar as well… He was just nervous about how well you two would do.

He broke apart from you, and you both were breathing heavily with flushed faces. His eyes roamed your bare body, and he felt blood pool at his cheeks and crotch.

Oh how beautiful you were… Was he sure he didn’t marry a goddess? You looked embarrassed, and avoided eye contact with him. He gently gripped your hand, which made you look at him.

“Hey… Hey it’s alright… No need to be embarrassed…” He chuckled, “I think you’re gorgeous, Darling.”

He blushed, “Is it… Is it okay if I call you that? It just kinda… Slipped out. We are married now, after all…”

You nodded, “It’s quite alright.”

He smiled, “Good. That’s good.”

Your eyes drifted to his bare chest, which was quite the sight for you. You’d never seen a man without his shirt on. You felt your face heat up, and nibbled at your fingertips.

He gently pushed you up the bed, and kicked off his shoes before getting on the bed himself. He drew the curtains around it, so it was just the two of you in a confined space.

You moved towards him, “Here… Let me help you…”

Your hands fiddled with his pants, and soon you were both completely bare. Your eyes drifted to his thick, throbbing cock. It had to be at least seven inches… Oh dear.

You swallowed, “You’re supposed to put that inside me… How’s it gonna fit?”

He glanced down at himself, “Oh… I guess it is a little big…” He chuckled, “If it hurts we can stop and take it slow… I’ve heard it’s supposed to hurt anyway for girls…”

You nodded, “Works for me…”

He gently scooped you up again, and laid you down so you were all comfortable against the pillows and blankets. He leaned down to kiss you again, which was just as sweet and gentle as the last times. You wrapped your arms and legs around his back, and the two, delicate rings on your fingers felt cold against his bare back.

He pulled back to admire you again, pushing a strand of hair behind your ear.

“My beautiful bride…” He murmured, “You really are stunning… I don’t think there’s another Queen I would have liked to marry.”

You smiled at him, and let out a breathy gasp upon feeling him poke you between your legs with his fingers.

“W-What are you doing?” You glanced up at him, but his eyes were focused on your cunt.

“Checking to see if you’re wet enough to take me… Oh Darling… You’re positively dripping. What a pretty pussy you have too…” He smiled to himself.

At this point you were practically burning up, and Leon licked some of your spare juices off his fingers.

“You seem ready… Should we?”

You nodded, and Leon positioned himself at your hole.

He hissed in a breath through his nose, and began gently pushing at your tight hole. Your cunt was practically sealed shut, and he was struggling to get the tip in at first. After a few seconds of struggling, his cock slid in, and he let out a low moan as he buried himself in your shoulder. You held him close as you wrapped your arms and legs around him.

He was slowly pushing in deeper to your virgin cunt, and the pain inside you went upwards. Of course it hurt, you’ve heard the stories of husbands ravaging their wives on their wedding night. Perhaps Leon wouldn’t be as gentle with you anymore.

You felt something snap inside you, which you assumed must have been your hymen. Your mother gave you a brief sex-talk before the wedding, which was more awkward than anything. You let out an unpleasant groan, as your head fell back against the pillow.

Leon left soft kisses at your neck, “I know… I know Love… I’ll go slow… Don’t worry yourself.”

Once he bottomed out inside you, he pulled back to look at you. You were both flushed, and breathing heavily as you got used to feeling one another.

Leon hissed through his teeth, “God. You’re so… So tight… Oh fuck…”

You could only whimper and pull him closer to you , for another soft and sweet kiss. Leon began to slowly pull out of you, only to gently move back in. This continued as you kissed, and moaned into one another’s mouths.

Leon pulled away from you, and his breathing hitched as your cunt tightened around him. He gazed down into your teary eyes, barely able to take in just how gorgeous you were.

He was slowly moving in and out of you, as the only sounds the two of you could hear were each other’s moans, the soft slapping of skin, and the wet squelching of your pussy.

The pain had started to subside, as Leon ruined your virgin cunt for himself. He shaped it to his size, so he could continue to use his Queen in the days to follow. Of course, he wanted to please you too… Oh but just how wonderful your cunt was.

He snaked a hand down to pinch gently at your clit, which made you jolt against him at it.

He chuckled, “Don’t be… Nngh. Startled… I-I just want you to feel good too.”

You could only respond with a louder moan as he bumped against an extra-sensitive spot inside you.

Leon leaned down to kiss and suckle at your neck, as moans and praises left your mouth. He almost came inside you when you moaned his name.

“F-Fuck!” You cried, as he played you like an instrument. He knew just what parts of you made you shiver with pleasure, and was using them to his full advantage.

A wave of pleasure rolled over you, as your eyes rolled back. Leon still held you tightly, even as your pussy spat him out from how tight and wet it had gotten. He let out a happy groan, and gave you a soft kiss.

“There you go, my Queen… Oh how beautiful you are when you cum…”

You panted and smiled at him, as he slowly moved his slightly bloodied cock back to your soaked hole.

“Can I tell you something?” He smiled as he teased you, running his throbbing length over your folds.

“Hm?” You were barely coherent.

“I think I’m falling in love with you.” He glanced at you as he slid back inside.

You blinked at him, and tried to speak, but all that came out was a moan at being filled again. Leon chuckled at you.

“H-Huh?” You finally got out as he started thrusting again, and pulled you closer.

He nodded and moaned under his breath.

“I-I thought we wouldn’t like one another… A-And I know we don’t… Fuck! Know each other all that well… But you’re my w-wife now, and I’ve had this unexplainable attraction to you since we first met. And now… Losing our v-virginities to one another… I think I’m in love with you.”

You glanced up at him, as he slowly thrusted inside of you, waiting for an answer.

“I think I love you too.” You murmured.

“Oh love…” He kissed you, smiling and laughing in between kisses.

“What a wonderful thing to hear.”

Your breathing hitched, “L-Leon… I want you to cum inside me… Please.”

Leon flushed a little, “Anything my bride wishes.”

He sped up a little, holding you even closer to him. Your moans and gasps egged him on, as he wanted to fill his new bride to the brim with his hot, sticky cum. He wanted to fully claim you in his eyes, and he wanted everyone to know that you belonged to him.

His dick throbbed inside you, and he slammed into the back of you, as you began to fill to the brim. You let out a breathy gasp, and grabbed him by his cheeks. You yanked him down for another kiss as he filled you up, only breaking apart once his dick began to soften.

“That was wonderful…” You smiled up at him.

He grinned, “I’m glad… Becuase I definitely want to do that again.”

He slowly pulled out of you, as your cunt spat out some of his cum with it. It felt strange… You picked some up with your finger and licked it off. It made Leon groan.

“Do you really mean it though…? Do you love me?” He mumbled.

You nodded, “I do… And you’re my husband now… I want nothing more than to be by your side until the end of time.”

He smiled, and gently snuggled up against you in the bed. He pulled the soft covers up over you both, and you interlocked hands.

The rings on your fingers bumped against one another, the true symbols of your love.

Perhaps this marriage wouldn’t be so bad.

#but their genitals are basically made for each other made me HOWL #I put everything into this #champion leon #pokemon leon #trainer leon #pokemon #request #anon ask #champion leon x reader #pokemon leon x reader #champion leon headcannons #pokemon leon headcannons #royal au

[alucarddear]

follow me down a story rabbithole for a sec

alucard inventing sunscreen for his vampire s/o bc all that education has to lead somewhere

in my mind it starts with the reader as a human enjoying their days with lulu basking in the sun but eventually as they age they get turned so they can no longer (yes I was rereading your fic about reader asking to be turned by adrian what about it) and maybe eventually reader and alucard travel some place where the locals use their own form of sun protection (ie real life example: otjize used by Himba ppl of Namibia) like some kind of paste and studies it to find out what about it protects the skin from the sun and making his own paste you can use to finally spend some time in the sun again <3

Sunlight

Alucard creates a sun cream for his vampire lover. 🤍 [She/her]

Note: Hello, I’m back. This hits the spot just enough, I hope. I’ll be working on shorter, simpler requests such as this for now since I am busy. Sol is the fic anon is talking about. Check my masterlist for anything you haven’t read before.

It pains Adrian to watch his beloved stand by the window and peer longingly outside.

Despite her kind insistence that she is fine and he is all she needs—that she knew what it meant to turn—he knows she misses going out in the day. He knows she longs for the things he can still do but their love had taken away from her.

He would pierce the sun and veil it if he could—if it would allow her to be outside where she loved to be. If only.

With single-minded pursuit, Adrian toiled away in his laboratory for months on end to see his darling bask in the sunshine again. She is his sun, after all, the very light of his life. She deserves that much at the very least.

"It does not suit you to be in the shade all day long, my love," he tells her once he has crafted a somewhat effective sun balm.

“This balm is not going to give you immunity to the sun, I’m afraid,” he patiently explains. “And you do need to apply it rather generously.”

Adrian slathers a thick layer of the balm across her cheek as if to prove his point. She scrunches her nose in distaste, but nods all the same.

“But… it should allow you to be outside for even just a couple minutes,” he finally reveals.

At that, her face lit up like the sunlight that she is, squealing with utter joy. She jumps into his arms and peppers him with sweet kisses, smearing the sun balm all over his face in her excitement.

His little concoction stands no chance against prolonged exposure to the sun, no, but it is enough for her to stand out there and feel its warmth for a bit.

The joy that erupted from her fine features as she stepped into the sun for the first time in years was worth every effort, worth all of it and more.

#he would give her anything if she asked tbh #this isn’t the angst I was on about btw!!! #Alucarddear writes #castlevania #adrian tepes #alucard #alucarddear requests #Alucard fanfic #adrian tepes fanfic

[creedslove]

what if dave and javi p were working on the same case and both of them really like you. idk maybe they have same enemie or the goverment may have hire them both for the case. they're both very protective and jealous of you and don't get along with each other all the time. idkkk i love them both 😩😩😩

Javier Peña x f!reader x Dave York

A/N: anon, love... Are you trying to kill me?

• you couldn't believe your luck when you were teamed up with probably the two hottest guys in the whole world: Javier Peña and Dave York

• you'd heard about their reputation and you felt really anxious about having to work with them, word on the street was that neither of them were easy to get along, both being reserved and serious about everything

• you also had heard rumors about Javier's love life and how he was often seen with female company and also how Dave had been married but divorced his wife after a few years of marriage

• what you didn't expect was both men taking a liking on you

• you didn't understand why or how, but both of them had an immediate soft spot for you; perhaps it was because you got all your job done exactly the way you were supposed to, or how you were always so nice and kind to people, helping them whenever they needed it without kissing the boss's ass

• so the first one to show interest was Javi, he was always so polite, flirty and all smiles and grins at you; he would make some small talk asking you about your weekend, your day and inviting you for a smoke even if you didn't smoke at all

• then Dave began showing you some interest too; he was always smiley and greeting you and he even got some coffee once

• and well, you responded to their flirts, you just liked the two of them and enjoyed their attention being unable to decide which one you liked better

• you liked how Javi was sweet underneath his bad boy persona and how Dave was a gentleman despite seeming cold and distant

• and the two of them were so fucking hot, it was painful to watch how hot they were, Javi in his buttoned shirts and tight jeans, and Dave in his beautiful and expensive suits

• the first one to take the initiative was Javier, who invited you out and of course your date ended up in a steamy night of sex

• when Javi had to take an emergency trip home for a few days, it was Dave's turn to ask you out and your date with him was a lot more romantic than you thought and another night of steamy sex for you with a hot guy

• however, when Javi returned and he heard of you and Dave, he was pissed off, and he wanted to prove to you he was better

• so he cornered you when you were in Dave's office and the two men quickly argued over you

• and the two of them fighting over you just made your panties wet, so you came up with a solution for their bruised ego

• you had a threesome with them in the office, the first of many more you would have with them :')

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#pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal x you #pedro pascal x y/n #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal fanfic #pedro pascal headcanon #pedro pascal headcanons #javier peña #javier peña x reader #javier peña x you #javier peña x y/n #javier peña fanfiction #javier peña fanfic #javier peña headcanon #javier peña headcanons #dave york #dave york x reader #dave york x you #dave york x y/n #dave york fanfiction #dave york fanfic #dave york headcanon #dave york headcanons

[eu-nicola]

vikings x fem!oc

It was going to be with reader but I needed to give it a name

my first language isn’t English and I didn't correct this

summary: vikings brothers have a sister who can control dragons and has powerful magic (anon request)

The baby Freyja had been born with an eye the same as that of a snake with a different color and pupil shape, it was thought that it was because of her ancestors and that it was a way of proving that in the future she was going to be a strong and powerful as her father was. And they weren’t wrong.

In one of Ragnar's trips he found a somewhat strange egg, larger than a normal one with scales and green in color, he took it and took it to his sweet daughter, this was going to be the compensation gift for being gone so long. The day her father returned home the little girl was playing away from everyone while they were looking for her, she didn't care and continued with her game because she thought it was funny how she could move the twigs in the air and throw them far away she even try to try with a big stone but it was too big for someone so tiny.

When they finally found her, her mother didn't realize what she was doing, she just told her it was time to stop playing and took her inside so she could see her father, he welcomed her with open arms and a kiss on the cheek. When the girl began to ask him a thousand questions about where he had been he immediately smiled and took out his gift, Freyja was surprised to see her new gift, it was beautiful for her.

Over time the girl realized that it was not a normal egg and saw a small dark green dragon come out of there, just like its shell, she loved this but she did not want to tell anyone because it was her secret, it was her dragon and if she said so maybe they would want to take it from her and she didn't want to, so she decided to hide it in a cave that she had seen once with her father and brothers not so far from the place but that no one ever went to.

Months passed and even in such a short time the dragon had grown immensely, Freyja, only 6 years old, escaped every day without anyone seeing her and brought the dragon something to eat, she always convinced a prisoner to follow her and she took them there for the dragon she had called "Arrax", certainly she was never afraid to take a prisoner because she knew that they couldn't do anything to her because she had her dragon taking care of her.

One morning Freyja was trying to get a prisoner and escape but for the first time her brothers saw her and instead of telling her something they just followed her to the cave with the prisoner being sure that the man was not going to do something before they killed but it was not necessary because they were surprised when they saw the dragon eat the man in one bite. Immediately the girl noticed the presence of her brothers and smiled at them as if what she had done was a little game. "brothers", the little girl yelled, she came to hug them and at that moment Freyja introduced Arrax to them and she tell them that he was a good pet and very pretty, when her half-brother Bjorn wanted to push her away, she immediately made him fly away the air raising it as she had once done with that twig but now she had been able to do it with it.

"Don't try to take me away from Arrax again." she told them.

At first everyone was so surprised at the beast that even they who are not afraid of anything for a moment were afraid of the dragon. For now no one was going to say anything but maybe in the future when his sister became a woman they would be able to use the dragon for their own purposes. Without speaking they all looked at each other and it seemed that they agreed even Freyja herself that she was already eager to ride the dragon and feed it with her enemies.

#vikings #vikings ivar #ivar x oc #ivar the boneless #bjorn ragnarsson #bjorn lothbrok #ubbe ragnarsson #ubbe lothbrok #hvitserk lothbrok #vikings hvitserk #imagine #oneshot #ivar x reader #ivar the boneless x reader #hvitserk x reader

[fanfiction-blep]

Hey! your writing has literally been making my life atm ❤️ i wanted to request a quaritch x fem reader but the reader is heavily tattooed and he has a moment when he asks her what each of them mean n stuff I feel like he’d be super into this (plus lowkey be turned on bc not being bias or anything but I think a heavily tattooed chick is hot hahaha 🤣) I’m a tattoo artist and like 95% of my body is covered in Tatts and piercings so this would like make my day 🥰

keep up the amazing work ❤️ x

OH MY GOD. I love this idea!! I have several tattoos myself and this idea spoke to me. Thank you so much, I completely agree women with tats *Muwah* chefs kiss. Thank you so much! I do my best, very blessed to have so many lovely anons! ❤️😘

Work of art~ Na'vi Quaritch x Fem/Reader

Warnings: are tattoos even a warning? I know some people are squeamish so just in case. Fluff! Quaritch being all sweet. Talk of life experiences, loss of friends/pets.

(Y/N) drank down her water eagerly, finally relaxing after an intense work out session. Heading back to her room she collected her hygiene products, starting her shower. Once she stepped into the hot stream of water a sigh leaving her mouth as the relief the water brought her muscles.

Once completed with her shower she slipped into a towel, securing it around her chest. Picking up a bottle of moisturiser walking out into her sleeping area surprised to see Quaritch sat on her bed, waiting for her. He had done this before. Only when he needed comfort, she was simple to him. He knew exactly how he felt about her and that gave him a sense of great comfort. A chuckle left her lips as she walked past him rubbing some of the product over her arms paying special attention to the areas that held ink within the skin.

"I never asked" Quaritch spoke, eyes lingering on different parts of her body "Do your tattoos have meaning?" He was sat with his elbows braced on his knees, he was clearly interested, maybe even a little guilty he hadn't asked before in the previous month that the pair had been dating.

"Some" She smiled, "But not every tattoo has to be special-" She dropped the towel to attend to the rest of the her skin, once again paying close attention to her tattoos. "My first was kind of impulsive, I knew I wanted to get tattooed for a long time. One day I decided to say fuck it" She shrugged and opened her arm to him, showing small octopus on her forearm. "It's my favourite animal, this" She traced a larger floral design tracing up her right thigh and over her hip. "My great great grandmother used to tend to her garden daily, my grandmother pressed some of the flowers before things got really bad on earth. When I found the scrap book with the flowers I knew I had to get it"

"It's beautiful" He spoke in awe, she was naked, stood before him but all he could do was admire the art work that covered her skin.

"This" She leaned down running her thumb over the words 'whore' that were written above her knee "Was a dare from a friend, and honestly I regret it a little. But its funny"

"I don't get it" He was puzzled leaning forward to pull her towards him by her hips. A laugh left her lips.

"Whore, Knee" He rolled his eyes at the pun

"What were you, 17?" He shook his head chest rising and falling with a chuckle.

"18" She corrected. "I have several tattoos of show's and movies I watched growing up"

"What does this one mean" His thumb ran across a complex connection of knots over her lower abdomen, just above her pubic bone.

"Its Celtic, it's connected to femininity" He nodded understanding. His fingers dancing over different parts of her body, her shoulders, collar bones, neck and hands. Inquisitively asking the meaning behind all of them.

"Okay how about this one" He placed his lips against a solid black cat underneath her collar bone where the shoulder meets the chest. A hearty laugh left her lips.

"I was drunk, and I don't remember the logic but it had something to do with proving I had bigger balls that one of my friends." He laughed with her. "Tattoos, they are stories." She spoke "They detail you're life, explain growth and maturity and they don't all have to be special. But every one has a story behind it, they are made special by the people who do the work" she smiled placing a kiss on his nose "Plus I like the pain a little" A twinkle shone in his eye at the confession.

"Well I think you make the art work look way better" He began littering kisses down her chest. "You sweetheart are a work of art" She laughed embracing his affection.

"Plus tattoos are super hot, right" He hummed against her skin. licking and sucking leaving light bruises in his wake.

"You are so much hotter because you wear your body with pride, as you should" He moved his position to lay her down on the bed, smirking up at her as he kissed over the different tattoos covering the skin of her thighs and legs. "How about now?"

"What?" She giggled in confusion she looked down to see him wiggling his eye brows lips littering over her knee.

"Ya in the mood?"

"You mean am I Whore knee?"

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This is a little short, But I'm happy to expand!

#miles quaritch #miles quaritch smut #miles quaritch x reader #miles quaritch fluff #tattoos #fluff #avatar way of water #avatar the way of water #thank you anon

[struggle-but-its-all-ocean-floor]

I see what you're saying about the term 'casual jikooker.' I think I used the term casual not to say anything about how much you believe or don't believe they're together, bc I assumed that you did, but more that I don't think I've seen you spending time dissecting things to prove or disprove the ship, so when a new piece of 'proof' (for lack of a better word) comes out I didn't think you would jump on it for the sake of it being 'proof.' I guess everyone suffers from confirmation bias to an extent, but basically I don't think you seem particularly pressed about it. I hope that makes sense, but thank you for answering my question!

I apologize if I was defensive. Like I said, some anons try to make me seem less of a Jikooker because they don't want to believe I believe in Jikook.

I used to read so many analyses, but that's when I was baby Army. Now I don't need them, or seek them out, and there isn't even enough content to analyse, but I keep seeing fan theories anyway and I won't say know to a good analyses. I like reading them. I read some tweets from Jikookers, and I see Jikook and BTS through shipper lenses, but I don't bother with proof anymore, yeah (I'm always going "Ah! See, I was right!" when something like Jikook enlisting together happens, but it's just a smaller part of me now, I guess).

I'm just so certain at this point, and also so used to the endless cycle of "Jikook broke up!" followed by "They were together that whole time?!" that it means nothing now. I can't count how many times fans were certain Jikook weren't close anymore only to be slapped in the face by Jikook being glued together behind the scenes - flirting, almost kissing, planning to literally spend the 18 months of forced separation together!! Like, maybe they weren't hanging out as much as you thought they would in chapter 2 because they knew they wouldn't be apart so they weren't as pressed to spend every moment together. Still, they remain the only two members who have gone on vacations together (for a documentary or not) - I think V and J-Hope spent some days together in Hawaii? With their families, but yeah. Stuff like this - them enlisting together - shows how little we know about what BTS do and who they hang out with, specially when it comes to Jikook. They are the most secretive when it comes to each other. They share very little of what they do together.

And here I am proving I'm a Jikooker.

Anyway, thank you for the ask and sorry if I was too defensive. You're sweet!

#ask #bts #jungkook #jimin #jikook #text #thanks for the ask!

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that mermaid childe thing you reblogged totally put me onto sea monster dazai (imagine that dazai anon thinks about dazai call the news)... like imagine those giant empty eyes staring at you intently from underneath the still water. actually terrifying. hed probably be something fucked up looking too like a snake thing or an angler fish or something like that.... could also see him as a siren.... like ur too stubborn and well versed on the sea and its inhabitants to fall for his Beautiful Mermaid facade and hes initially got this horrible vendetta against you about it but eventually his obsession with getting you in the water with him Less so he can rip you apart and finally prove hes smarter than you and more so he can shove his weird fish tongue down ur throat i mean swim with you in a very well behaved fashion

ALSO adding an akutagawa thing cuz no one ever talks about my husband as often as they should. yan sea monster/mermaid akutagawa. he gets washed up on the beach, greviously injured, and despite the fact he keeps BITING AND SCRATCHING AND BEING SO MEAN 2 YOU you do your best to nurse him back to health in ur old pool u never use anymore (well, as healthy as aku Gets) until hes set to go back to the ocean. akutagawa has always known that humans are awful creatures who need to be killed before they kill him or his ilk, but maybe you're not so bad? first time for everything, he supposes. dont be shocked if you see some familiar scales glittering under the beach sun. or if people you know start washing up on the beach with a few less limbs than you remember them having. I was gonna immediately say aku is a shark but maybe octopus or squid would work cuz of how rashomon looks..... much to think about

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you're so funny i can't breathe omg i too would like to swim with him in a well behaved fashion

cw: yandere characters, vague descriptions of sea creatures(?), mentions of cannibalism (well sea creature eats humans), obsessive behavior, non-con kissing, mentions of kidnapping and imprisonment, possessive behavior, jealousy, mentions of biting, scratching and self-inflicted wounds

siren dazai? no way sea monster dazai is the way to go! nothing about that guy looks safe but you know, he has a way with his words that you just can't help but think he's misunderstood and lonely. everyone thinks he's up to no good, but that's not the case at all! it's so unfortunate, you think, that dazai's being judged by the way he looks because he's really such a wonderful friend! what a shame that even the other sea creatures avoid him and his territory, of course it couldn't be because something was wrong with him. they were just being rude and outcasting him for something he couldn't control. you've spent enough time with him to know he was funny (in an odd way...it works on him, but if anyone else were to say his 'jokes' about eating you up and dragging you down to his cave and chaining you there, it would have terrified you. oh well, dazai's just never learned what jokes are supposed to be, so he just says the things people say about him. poor dazai, really) and he was really sweet, eager to help you with your troubles and offering his waters as a place for you to come to when you need to be alone and clear your head. not because he wants to be the only person you confide in and trust, definitely not!

and honestly, dazai was just bored. and what better way to spend the time than to trick some poor, unsuspecting human before making them his lunch? yum. sure, chuuya and a few select others were the only other mers that visited him, but that didn't mean he was lonely. he simply didn't care. of course, playing it up to you about how unfriendly everyone else was surely won over your sympathy, and it felt...sort of nice when you rubbed his cheek and looked at him with your sad eyes and told him you'd always be there for him. oh well, little human. he hopes you know he was going to hold you to that :)

his initial plan was just to earn your trust for a couple of days (because he knew how stupid and trusting humans were. terribly useless species, really. how did they survive for this long?) and then, under the pretense of an injury he couldn't reach, would coax you into getting into the water, where he could happily prepare you for a meal. but he began stalling, not wanting to eat you just yet. maybe you could entertain him a little while longer. playing with his food or whatever humans said. the more you talked to him and he learned about human relationships, the more curious he got. what did you mean, humans licked each other's mouths? how disgusting, he definitely wasn't interested in trying. what was so special about hand holding and cuddling and whatever the hell kissing was???? and why did he want to do it to you??? one day, he can't hold back his curiosity and drags you into the water off your boat, ignoring your screaming just to try and see if he "can shove his weird fish tongue down ur throat". and maybe more. obviously the talk about consent flew over his head, because what do you mean, you didn't want to do this with him? didn't you kiss people you like? and if you were coming to visit dazai this often, you definitely liked him right?

regardless, it wasn't anything he couldn't change with a little bit of time :)

akutagawa hm i think as much as i would love for him to be a sparkly shiny mermaid i think that role is more suited for chuuya aka the prettiest person EVER sorry anyway akutagawa octopus ver kinda reminds me of the kraken but shark akutagawa is also a wonderful picture i will figure that out eventually don't worry

so just another day of strolling on the beach admiring the sparkling water and woah what's that? a wild akutagawa has appeared! you find him beached and bleeding and you must obviously help him out! how could you leave him out there, alone and vulnerable? it's a little difficult to bring him to your conveniently close to the beach house, especially since he keeps growling and biting at your arms, but you finally make it and help him into the pool where he finally calms down enough for you to dress his wounds and give him something to eat.

and as much as he hates to admit it, he kind of likes it here with you. you're unexpectedly nice and not annoying or overbearing and your food tastes pretty good. sometimes, he's still waiting on you to ship him over to some evil merfolk killing people or a zoo or something terrible, or maybe you want to kill him yourself for his parts. but you don't do any of that. like you promised him, you bring him back to the ocean and wave him off.

except now, he really doesn't want to leave.

a week or so later, when you're back strolling by the shore, a familiar lump of something is waiting for you, wounded and stranded. you don't notice the way his eyes light up when he sees you, but you definitely notice that he wasn't biting you this time. sure, he has an iron-tight grip on you with his appendages, but maybe he was just scared? and the cycle continues. sometimes, you find fresh fish and seashells on the spot where you found him first, but most of the time, you find him, injured and waiting for your help. you don't suspect him of purposely hurting himself in order to see you and feel you nursing him back to health, but it does start to get a little suspicious. maybe he just got bullied a lot.

oddly enough, he's never friendly when you bring someone else with you. if by chance he's on the shore and you are with another person, akutagawa becomes hostile, growling and scratching at your companion until they run away and it's just him and you again. the way it should be :)

#why does this feel less serious than usual omg what is Wrong with me #yandere bsd #yandere dazai x reader #yandere dazai #yandere dazai x reader #yandere akutagawa x reader #yandere akutagawa #yandere x reader #yandere bungou stray dogs x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs #yandere bsd x reader #yandere dazai osamu #yandere mermaid #i think #ask 🐟 #anon 🐟 #bsd 🐟 #dazai 🩹 🐟 #akutagawa 🐟 #dazai 🐟 #mer au 🐟

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deranged philippa and triss anon again........ i saw a frankly adorable pride dedication for them and it's so sweet, so i didn't want to write this under it, but. philippa luring triss with riches and caresses and promises of safety. her kisses are always red, never pink, but triss doesn't look at herself for too long these days, and never meets her own eyes. the rot is eating them (me)

So real! I come back to Philippa's unsettling conversion with Geralt in the TOC banquet scene:

Of course I would,’ said Philippa Eilhart, looking at him through her crystal goblet. ‘The construction of such a spell is easy as pie. But were you only to have the sensation of taste, you’d lose the pleasure the activity offers. The process, the accompanying ritual movements, the gestures, the conversation and eye contact which accompanies the process . . . I’ll entertain you with a witty comparison. Would you like that?’ ‘Please do. I’m looking forward to it.’ ‘I’d also be capable of conjuring the sensation of an orgasm.’ - Time of Contempt CH 3

She values process! She doesn't want to eat the animal, she wants to kill and skin and gut it too.

I don't believe that she approaches romance or personal affairs much differently, meaning that, among other things, I think she fucks the Comte de Noailles’ wife (TOS ch.1) because it's fun and erotic. If she needed intel she could have gotten it in a million ways, but she chose to romance a married woman. I'm willing to bet they both finished multiple times. She answer's Assire's business call not just from her lover's bed, but covered in lipstick too:

Philippa Eilhart was in a skimpy nightdress with very thin straps, and had lipstick traces on her cheek and cleavage. Assire made an immense effort of will to suppress a grimace of distaste. - Tower of Swallow CH 8

She clearly takes her time. She wants power, but she wants the foreplay of it too. She's not Vigglefortz burning and pillaging his way towards a crown, she's in bed with beautiful women and she's making them feel so good and she's asking if they could just do one small favor for her, if they can.

All this to say, she's such a perfect answer to Triss. Triss does not respond to force, but if you put your arm around her just right, maybe distract her with a kiss on the cheek, she'd follow you through hell. It's even explicitly stated that she's uninterested in romance when the other party is not also warm to the touch:

Finally, like all but a few magicians, Triss moved to affairs with other wizards, which proved sporadic and frustrating in their cold, technical and almost ritual course. - Blood of Elves CH 2

What the lodge is doing may truly be against Triss' values, but Philippa is not forcing herself on anyone, nor is she faking her advances to any of the members. So where is the motivation to turn away? This has to be right, it has all "the accompanying ritual movements, the gestures, the conversation and eye contact which accompanies the process" it's real! It's good! They're two of the most powerful Sorceresses in the world and yet there's no magic or 'techincal ritual' between them they're fucking like ugly, simple humans!

Philippa wants to enjoy the people that she uses, and Triss wants people to enjoy using her. Their bed is made, it bleeds when you cut it, it's real, and it means almost nothing in the end.

I don't know if that makes any sense, they make me crazy.

**GOD. SORRY!!! you sent your original message so long ago and I loved it/kept meaning to answer/did not answer/retreated in shame ect. so very sorry about that I'm just terrible about my inbox it's nothing to do with you**

#thank youuuuu anon we are seeing eye to eye thank you for giving me an excuse to talk abt them #they're truly so awful and all I think abt these day #merihart #witcher books #philippa eilhart #triss merigold #ask #anonymous #double shot

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my lovely daisy anon, thank you for the ask 🩷🩷

9) grope yourself or be groped?

I'd prefer to be groped by a butch because it just doesn't feel like anything if I do it myself. You know how when you tickle yourself and you don't laugh but if someone else tickles you , you laugh? It's like that LMAO. Like, touching my boobs doesn't do anything but if a butch is groping and feeling them up? I love it.

20) lose your virginity together or lose your virginity to someone more experienced?

I think losing my virginity to someone more experienced would be better because at least I can be taken care of. Not that someone less experienced can't do that, I don't believe that at all! I just think that because I have so little experience so it's helpful if at least one of us knows what they are doing so I'm less anxious! i had a butch brag about how they know how to fuck, and they would take such good care of me and make me feel so good. And honestly? That type of cockiness is intriguing, appealing even. Like oh? You're confident in your skills? Okay show me. Prove it, coward.

21) get fingered in the library or at a nightclub?

I have autism and anxiety so going to a nightclub is a bit of a nightmare. I'm gonna get overstimulated and I don't think I'll have a good time. Although I haven't been to one yet so maybe I'll have to go and experience it myself tbh. But idk, it just doesn't sound very appealing! Sorry to all my fans I'm actually just a loser nerd and get overwhelmed easily.

I love the library! it would be sweet if me and a lovely butch went to a bookstore together. We'd be dressed up nicely for our date, and we would wander around hand in hand and choose books to look at inside the store's seating section.

They'd push my chair in as I sit down and then scoot in closer to me with their chair. I'd smile at them and ask "what did you end up choosing?" They would show me their small collection of books and my eyes would widen in shock at one of the titles. it's a lesbian erotica book, how interesting.

"what's this one?" I'd say innocently as I tap my long nails on the book. They'd smile and respond "I'm not sure, the cover looked really cool honestly and it was in the lesbian section, so I figured why not?" I'd giggle at their response. They have no idea~

"you should read this one first, honey. It's really good I think you'll like it" and they'd happily do so, they adore me and trust me after all. I'd try my best not to laugh at the situation, I don't want to ruin the surprise after all.

As we both start to crack open our books and start reading, I'd hear them gasp as they start to figure out what kind of book they're reading. I'd tease them as they read, I'd hold their arm so it's pressing between my big tits while I flip through my book, barely paying attention at this point. I'd hear their breathing get heavier and I'd eventually bring one of their hands to my thigh. They'd give it a squeeze and look at me, they'd be so flustered and embarrassed. They really didn't know after all! "you- did you know- I didn't realize-"

"shh, it's okay baby. Keep reading okay?" Id notice how they take in a shaky breath and nod. What a good boy, so obedient. I'd bring their hand further up my skirt and let their fingers brush against the lace of my panties. As I kiss their cheek, I'd notice how warm it got. How sweet.

They'd slowly rub my pussy through my underwear and I'd have to bite my lip to not make any noise. Even if there are no people around us, we are still in public after all.

Eventually they'd push their hand into my delicate panties and finally feel how wet and warm I am for them. They'd rub at my clit and I'd catch them looking at me. "Eyes on your book" I'd say all breathy from their expert hand on my pussy. They'd slowly make their way to my dripping hole and start to push one finger inside of me, pump it in and out of me until there's a faint wet sound, then they'd add another finger, get me used to that, and then keep adding more and more. I'd be dripping all over their gorgeous fingers as their palm bumps deliciously against my clit.

Would they make me cum right then and there? Or would they be so desperate for more that they'd drag me to the bathroom for some real privacy?

#ask coffin #🌼 anon #lesbian nsft #butch bait #femme lesbian