Damn. Klaus really can’t catch a break can he?
He gets kidnapped
He watches the love of his life die in his arms
He commits suicide
Comes back to life (as if that’s what the guy wanted.)
He’s gotta help save the world
He starts a cult
He’s gotta try to save Dave but Dave thinks he’s weird
Then he’s got to help stop the world from ending (again)
He kills himself AGAIN only to come back to life
He gets thrown in a different dimension with his family
Ben is an asshole
He dies again (by his so called nephew)
comes back to life and scares the living shit out of Diego.
Gets hit by 37 busses
His dad leaves him for death
he ends up killing himself bc he had too
Then he is FORCED to come back to life my Luther
Has to help save the world AGAIN
Poor guy.
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Klaus: *in Vietnam* Gay sex wont fix this situation, honestly it’d probably make it worse but I think we should give it a shot anyway
Dave: Im down
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Just to recap, Klaus decided to get sober,
had war flashbacks and relived finding his dead boyfriend
then died and met god probably for the first time
learned that his dad killed himself, all in one day
And after telling his siblings that their dad rather killed himself so they could investigate a murder mystery instead of trying to give them a call, what does our silly baby do?
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I will NEVER forgive the writers of the umbrella academy for completely erasing the Dave and Eudora storylines
(i love Lila but patch was really important to Diego)
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if tua s4 doesn’t end with klaus having his soldier boy with all of his memories back and them being alive and safe and in love and living peaceful lives then what is even the point
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So yesterday a producer of The Umbrella Academy posted this -
And seeing that caption, I had to go check the article out. The majority of stuff on it is things we already knew we'd likely be seeing (Umbrella's get their powers back, Ben's death etc) or things vague enough they could take multiple forms (Luther accepts himself, Viktor accepts his family).
However, there is one thing on that list that caught my eye...
Are we actually getting Klave? Happy together, both alive, Klave? Is this why Klaus isn't wearing the dog tags in the birthday video? Because he doesn't need a memento of Dave if Dave's alive?!
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as much as we all make fun of the siblings for being the dysfunctional idiots they are, we just cant deny the fact that they got game.
Luther somehow gets married within what is possibly a week to one of their enemies when their first meeting was literally them breaking into their own home
Diego ends up in a mental hospital but gets a hot, british assassin and gets her to almost go against her controlling mother who was the head of a fucking interdimensional hitman network
Allison gets a guy who is progressive and supportive of her in a time of rampant misogyny and doesnt question the fact that his wife has superpowers
Klaus and Dave fall in love in a war and Dave loves klaus despite being raised in a time where homosexuality was considered a mental illness.
And even Viktor’s time with Sissy is so impactful and precious that they literally lived the dream of living in a farm with their son and no one to bother them except sissy’s husband but he was dick
the only siblings who arent so involved in romance is Five I-have-been-married-to-my-wife-for-40-years and Ben im-fucking-dead
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saw a post about how it was Dave who kissed Klaus first and i legitimately cried because this whole ass man was born and raised in the 50s and 60s and was probably told that gay = bad etc but still kissed this MAN in a disco. yeah it was slightly hidden but anyone could've seen and‼️he still did it because he loved Klaus goddamn‼️
he fell in love with a man in homophobic America during the pointless war of Vietnam
crying Dave Katz forever
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Klave 😭😭
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Still not over the fact that Klaus’ perfect heaven was a farm with Dave THATS ALL HE WANTED and instead he got his stupid dad :(
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Inside me there are two wolves
One recognises that klaus is the most emotionally mature of all the siblings and is capable to move on from Dave and not bring him up constantly as this chapter of his life is behind him now.
The other one wants Klaus to always miss Dave, always feel sadness that he’s gone, always remember him and never truly move on from the love of his life.
Both wolves have depression.
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