*Human AU*
Raphael: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Lucifer: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Raphael: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Lucifer: But I heard a siren.
Michael: That was Gabriel.
Gabriel: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Lucifer: You kill people for money?!
Gabriel: I can explain!
Lucifer: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
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the wiki page for the season 11 finale team makes me lose it every time. cringeass loser club. theyre all hatefucking each other. not a single normal person there
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This isn't necessarily about softest, largest, or prettiest. Just who in your opinion has the best hands that if you had the option you'd claim for yourself. Go nuts!
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Raphael: How do Gabriel and Lucifer usually get out of these messes?
Michael: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Michael: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Gabriel: Okay, but in my defense, Lucifer bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Michael: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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thinking about the way that michael was created to mirror amara and lucifer was created to mirror chuck and how chuck probably didn't put as much effort into michael because he didn't really care about him as much as lucifer. how chuck created michael the way he was because he wanted a loyal substitute to control in the way that amara never let him control her, which really must have been a ego boost to him whenever michael obeyed his commands, and how michael deciding to abandon heaven and by extension chuck for adam must have really annoyed him because it mirrored amara when she refused to help him in favor of humanity
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