#Maia the human

[artificialverse]

Tumblr celebrities, an incomplete list:

A gay werewolf fucker

A trans cyberterrorist

Jeff

Constable Frozen

Car-identifier

Someone pretending to be OSHA (twice)

A haiku detecting bot (thrice)

Mister J (no not that one)

Furry/Doctor Pikachu

A demon Vtuber

Nimona author

Neil Gaiman and Lynda Carter

A fish

honorable mentions:

A chatbot designed to be a tumblr user

human pet guy

moreos guy

Tumblr modder (xkit guy)

A fake old folks home for dogs

The restaurant chain Denny’s

Iguanamouth

Weed smoking polycule

Shen

A plant, obviously

the Green brothers

Taylor Swift’s secret tumblr blog

“In my butt” author

dishonorable mentions

A famous Youtuber

Gaud themself

#tumblr meta #neil gaiman #frank #were--ralph #maia crimew #osha #haiku bot #demilypyro #human pet guy #moreos #iguanamouth #the green brothers

[bleaksqueak]

She's right, it should be obvious... It should be in the pocket of Big Peeping.

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#solivaga #pu art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #art #webcomic #comic #webtoon #comic art #comics #original comic #web comic #original character #original art #Maia's using up all of her confrontational points in one day #Elias be nice to her you two are friends #this is friendship right #that human emotion called-- wait no wrong thing #Elias #Maia

[lietpolski]

you'll NEVER guess what my favourite eurovision 2024 song is

#ι don't like how this looks but whatever ULVEHAM PROPAGANDA #mine #hws norway #hetavision #maia talks esc #new tag !! #additional context for whoever is curious #the song is based on norwegian folk tales and it's about a maiden who is transformed into a wolf by her stepmother #and she needs to drink her brother's blood to become human again #(so iceland is probably dead) #also the song uses vocalizations based on a traditional norwegian way of singing that's used to herd sheep #that's why he has the shepherd's staff :)

[tilions]

thinking about how "the hands of the king are the hands of a healer" implies that out of the two of them it was elros who was (possibly partly due to maia blood in his veins) the better healer and i'm thinking about how much elrond despite all the skills he definitely has acquired over the years must have wished for elros to be there with him after his sons rescued celebrian because he realised that his own skills weren't enough to help her

#nfjshfhdj #look i firmly believe that both of the twins were born with some degree of special maia skill or power #for elronds it's it's strong foresight and the ability to resist evil and so on #for elros it's healing powers #and like for him and his children it was still relatively strong but further down the line the powers get watered down #but they're still above what normal humans can do and in some generations they show themselves stronger than in others #elrond #elros #tolkien #silmarillion #lotr

[sesamenom]

Ar-Pharazon from the Reverse Gondolin AU and as Witch-King of Numenor - thanks to @who-needs-words for helping develop this idea!

#silm #silmarillion #second age #ar pharazon #reverse gondolin au #(well more like the aftermath of gondolin reversal) #this au has consumed my life #on the plus side inspiration for feanor is finally reemerging from under the metaphorical couch so i might get something finwion-y done soo #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so much to draw so little time #seriously though golden nazgul is such a cool idea #whatever the mordor equivalent for the angband trio is (sauron pharazon and shelob maybe?) is going to look so cool in black and gold #black/gold black hole shelob!! #and prince elrond is super finwiony looking #also he has his wings & glowiness out a lot more so that'll be fun #but yeah basically in the au Prince Elrond realized via foresight what was happening/going to happen in numenor #so he went there and disowned ar pharazon (by extension removing him from the throne) and crowned tar miriel rightful Ruling Queen #then later when sauron showed up he came back kicked sauron out and outlawed the death cult #but between that time sauron secretly recruited ar pharazon by promising him kingship in exchange for his support #and anyways ar pharazon survived all the way to the TA as the Witch King #(mr. angmar here gets to be second in command of the nazgul sorry) #-imagine this guy showing up to be all 'bagginssss' though #the witch king of numenor is somehow even more dramatic #also the whole 'no living man can kill me' is. a bit different coming from a guy who has many enemies in the form of #a) his cousin the Ruling Queen of Numenor #b) his uncle the choice-of-elves-peredhel #c) a bunch of Faithful in the Halls #the dead guys aren't too much of a problem #but i wonder if he heard that prophecy and worried a whole lot more about the Ruling Queens #or Prince Elrond who in the au has very definitely embraced his maia-ness #and then imagine his surprise hearing 'but no living man am i' and it coming from. a random human lady.

[troblsomtwins829]

In an universe where Maia escapes the Catacombs, survives the wastes, meets with Jak and Daxter again, and ends up taking on the role of a mentor to them

In this universe, She unhelpfully attempts to suggest ways to turn Daxter back to normal. One such method was successful, so of course they're gonna come back and show off the results! That's how research works!

#They're also just excited that it worked #Maia's a little too busy to fully appreciate it tho #human!Daxter #troblsomart #jak and daxter #jnd #jnd fanart

[thelien-art]

New Uinen design just dropped (naked version)

#this is her humanin body btw she has another one she prefers more when in the water #which looks well less human #uinen #tolkien #silmarillion #jrr tolkien #silm art #digital art #my art #mermaid #mermaid art #merfolk #i really like this design for her #she looks so soft and calm #i was thinking of making her hair completely straight falling of only one shoulder like a waterfall but i like this #shes picking up drowned peoples treasurers #and then adds some clams or pearls of her own liking #osse probably also gives her a bit #i completely forgot about this i made it like a month or so ago and only needed to finish it up with the bling #maia of ulmo

[tomurakii]

Struggling to pick an ending w the whole Gale/crown thing because I feel like he could be a good God. And that I'd rather he have it than Mystra or any of the other options. He could, in fact, do so much with it.

Like I understand that it's a repetition of Gale's folly and his overambition. And depending on how he acts about it (like if he says "I could do good with it" versus "I could be powerful") my opinion could change, but recognising that you don't HAVE to be good doesn't mean that he shouldn't help people EVER, right? If the alternative is leaving the crown in the ocean, why not let Gale take it?

And then also just from a romance plot perspective, I don't know if he'll go back to dying from the orb if he loses the tadpole, but if the crown would keep him alive then I'd want him to take it? I've seen people frame the orb as being "the consequences of his actions" but if those actions were taken because he was trying to prove himself to his teacher/Goddess/lover (ew) then I don't think he deserves to die or continue suffering when there's a way to cure him. He could be a good God. Or even just happy and alive. Ambition as a whole isn't a bad thing, Gale's was bad because he was self-destructive and put it above connecting with others, like how Astarion's is bad because it comes at the expense of others.

I mean I guess if Gale decides to leave Tav when he gets the crown then that is a symptom of destructive ambition. But my ideal outcome would be him getting the crown and studying it, potentially surviving from it, and maybe eventually gaining strength he could use to help people? And is that really a bad thing? It feels like the Gale plotline wants you to talk him down from being powerhungry, and then talk him down further into apathy and a fucking. House-husband lifestyle.

I would understand if the game is trying to say that power corrupts, but in a world that already has so many Gods I feel like it doesn't apply as much as it does in the real world. If Mystra the Groomer can be a God, why couldn't Gale? Especially since he wants to you know. Help the helpless

But I don't know if this opinion is normal or if I just also have the same Must Be Good And Useful compulsions lol.

#idk I have thoughts #also I guess it'd be sad if he did become immortal given that my Tav is a tiefling that don't live much longer than humans anyway #but I also wouldn't want to hold him back from having a like. world-changing life goal and exploring his abilities just for his mortal gf #like he really loves magic. he really loves learning everything about it. I feel like it's fucked to try and convince him to give up on #his passion and stuff. #this is the same way as how I feel when you marry Sebastian in Stardew Valley and he goes from talking about wanting to live in the city #and having career goals. to living on a farm which is basically the opposite of that just to be with the PC #gale dekarios #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #shut up maia

[lunarcovehq]

JAMES BENNETT (CASEY DEIDRICK) IS LOOKING FOR…

Connection: Half-Sister(s) (1/3)

Suggested Name: First name(s) and last name UTP!

Age Range: 27-34

Species: Witch preferred, Human and Werewolf negotiable!

Suggested FCs: Anyone who could pass for Casey Deidrick's half sister(s)! They only share a mother, so the sisters' father can be any ethnicity. Suggestions; Alycia Debnam-Carey, Danielle Campbell, Lily Collins, Chloe Bennett, Lily James, Liz Gillies, Maia Mitchell, Adelaide Kane.

Connection Description:

TW: Divorce, Cancer, Death

Jamie Bennett is a 35 year old witch who has called Lunar Cove his home most of his life.

His mother divorced his father when he was only a few months old and married his little, half-sisters' father shortly after.

He has three little half-sisters in total.

They all grew up in Lunar Cove, active members of the witch community.

in 2015, their mother was diagnosed with cancer. In early 2022, she passed.

The siblings are all very close and speak often, except for when Jamie disappears from town from time to time to get out of his own head. He returned home in Spring of 2024 because 1 of his 3 sisters is expecting their first child.

Open to plotting more about their family and building their story together!

Please be sure to contact the player before applying:

Ash is available for DMs on @jamesaugustbennett!

#alycia debnam carey fc #danielle campbell fc #lily collins fc #chloe bennet fc #lily james fc #liz gillies fc #maia mitchell fc #adelaide kane fc #human wc #werewolf wc #witch wc #open wc #open connection #familial wc

[anarchistbitch]

i love going on the catgirl hackers website cuz fuck the government(s) lol, but also! they have the little kitty who follows ur mouse around on the site!!!

#top ten contributions to humanity #maia arson crimew #m

[rxin3akamallory]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY GUYS YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!

#self portrait #self insert #self insert oc #art #birthday art #persona #maggie finding nemo #maria onward #makoto bh6 #marigold encanto #marjorie mr. peabody & sherman #marnie fish hooks #maeve madagascar #machelle sing #maddison the office #marcella rabbit awb #mara frozen #marley regular show #marcie geah #madeira super mario bros #maci detroit become human #mackenzie the florida project #madeline wreck it ralph #mabelle cars #mary ann the muppets #magril gotg #mae acnh #martha snowfur mlp #maia ice age #maleficent rotg

[coraleethroughthelookingglass]

The Gift - Chapter 4 (NSFW), The Decurion’s Wife

Not all gifts are expected, some don’t even make themselves known until weeks after they’ve been given.

#haladriel #haladriel romance #galadriel x halbrand #the rings of power #trop fanfiction #human halbrand defense squad #and now I’m exhausted #might need to tag this as Celebrian half maia too

[soldier-poet-king]

Cemeteries of amalo bk 3 isn't out til next year but maybe I'll reread the first two again just to ruin me bc thara is The Most Of All Time for me in every single way imaginable and I know I say that about a lot of shit on this web site bc I love hyperbole but it really is true about thara. Top 5 Fran coded characters of all time bc it's in literally every single dimension of his being

#its june so yknow. extra pain #franposting #like. hes depressed. hes got a guilt complex. hes always sleep deprived #hes lonely. he likes cats #he has this duty to other people. hes deeply religious. he has a firm belief in a calling to help but is also burdened by it #his god never answers him. hes pathetic. hes kind. he doesn't think he deserves any respite or happiness #because the duty is all and it always comes first #hes lost his sense of self completely #the barest minimum of human kindness and decency breaks him #hes the most introvert. he loves trashy novels. he has like two (2) friends but he cant even be convinced of their regard for him #hes got FOOD ISSUES #he is so so sad and he tries so hard and it is about duty and he will run himself into the ground for it #he has absolutely no regard for himself or his wellbeing #im just. oh boy. finished thr sparrow 2 and its like. yeah actually maybe thats right. #its a thara world for me #tge is objectively way more comforting and softer and kinder and just a lovelier book #but the cemeteries books are the ones that get me. specifically. in a way maia's hope doesnt #and somedays i cant e #*cant bring myself to have that hope for myself. not truly. ill take a grim stubborn not quite hope. equilibrium I guess. a bitter one. #take it over the soft kindness i want but isnt realistic. not really #sometimes u rlly just do gotta look the horribleness in the eyes. and say. okay. i see you. we are the same. inseparable. and thats that

[lietpolski]

insane to me how there is no rusbul content considering the real official himaruya-made scene where ivan literally ties him up naked and bul's like really into it and THANKS HIM for it because he's a little freak

#HOW IS THIS MAN FOR REAL #i dont even like russia haha but i'd read any bulgaria ship im a bulgaria liker first human second #maia talks

[their-name-is-fake]

As a Muslim on one hand this list proves I’m still not viewed as human on the other hand this is the funniest way we could get receipt that the TSA was doing this

#no fly list #maia arson crimew #holy bingle #islamaphobia #racism #us politics #politics #TSA #united states #Islamaphobic #once again barely human #lmao this is funny tho

[ethereal-maia]

The Women I’ve Seen In New Mexico

I’ve visited New Mexico a handful of times in my life, and each time I’ve gone, there’s been an older woman who really stands out to me. She defines the whole trip for me. This could be called a tier list but they were all such interesting people that I don’t think that’s fair. They’re all 10/10 experiences. I’ll just give them emojis instead to try and show you the vibe I associate with each of them.

Sock Magic Woman: ♥️🐓☕️/⭐️. She worked at a sock store with hard-to-track hours. She was much older than me, maybe in her 60s, but she was lively and helpful and you could tell she loved her life so much. She said I reminded me of her, that I looked like how she used to when she was about my age. She had short, flat, grey hair, and it grounded me a moment to imagine her many years younger, with curling dark blonde hair down past her shoulders. I bought a blue pair of socks with chickens on them, and she admired them, and noted that her own were red with chickens. She went on to say she was the oldest of three siblings- like I was. I’m 200% convinced I met a kindred spirit that day, maybe a future version of myself. 10/10

Purple Woman: 💜👒👀/⭐️. She was sitting on the curb of the plaza as I walked by with my mom. I paid hardly any attention to her, she was a nobody for now, but I noticed she wore a purple-and-green flowered tank top and sat with a man who she seemed to know like a son. I walked past her and forgot her existence. On our way back from whatever store we had walked to, we passed the woman again. This time, she was ranting to the man, seemingly about another woman who had walked by recently, and had done something rude (?). Me and my mom stayed silent as we passed her, not wanting to get involved, but we almost broke down laughing as she yelled “CYANIDE IS YOUR BEST OPTION, YA LITTLE BITCH!”. I think about this a lot because it was such an unhinged response. Honestly one of the responses ever. 10/10

Rosary Woman: 🤍⛪️🧺/⭐️. This woman was at a church service I went to in Santa Fe with my family when I was about 9 years old. She sat in the pew right ahead of us, and she wore dark sunglasses, a gauzy kerchief on her head, and a white coat. Once the service was over, she turned to me specifically and held out her closed hand. She flipped it over and opened her palm to reveal a white-beaded rosary. I think I looked at her blankly, but she gestured for me to take it, and so I let her place it in my own palm as she told me “So you can pray to Jesus” with a smile. I thanked her and pocketed the rosary as I left the church with my family. I told my mom later that I didn’t like it, but it was nothing to do with the woman. It merely had to do with the metal of the chain (I don’t like metal on my skin; it’s too cold and… cold… so jewelry is a no and this rosary was not good for my senses). I think about how kind this woman was to give a young girl like me such a gift out of the blue. The only thing that doesn’t compute about this exchange is… why did she give the rosary? Was she looking to get rid of it? Did she just have a stash of them with her at all times so she could hand them out as she saw fit? Did she only give them to children? Did they all look the same? Mysterious and confusing. 10/10

All three of these encounters with these women have done wonders to my psyche, and I hope I remember them forever.

ps this^^ post was inspired by this post!! thank you @iidentifyasapotaato!!

#maia can write #ooh humanity and interactions and their impact on your brain ✨ #long post #women