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bcbdrums · 9 months

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But why would they have kids? Drakken's too stupid and Shego hates kids

ohhhkay then... while i admit, the first thing that comes to mind is that maybe Shego quit teaching because she discovered she didn't wanna deal with kids after all.... nah i don't think she hates kids.

since i'm on that, i'll mention my headcanon... i think she genuinely tried to teach but she was just...completely unprepared for it. life didn't prepare her. i do not think she was perfect mommy to the wegos. did she help care for them as a sister cares for baby brothers? yes i do think this. but i don't think she just...had this perfect natural mothering develop in her, no matter what you think happened to the Team Go parents... no matter when they got their powers... no matter how much the older three siblings had to raise the twins, or not...

teaching is nothing like raising your own kid. so yeah my headcanon is that Shego was just wholly unprepared for it and after giving it an honest try, not having a clue what to do with actual children, and receiving little to no valuable help... that coupled with Team Go complications and feeling the draw toward evil, she quit. easier to quit than to be vulnerable and keep failing. Shego isn't the type to be vulnerable OR to let herself fail in front of anyone.

okay anyway. so your actual ask... not sure why you characterize Drakken as stupid, but i'll deal with the primary topic. Drakken would actually be pretty good with kids? he clearly had a great mother. i think when the kid got old enough to talk back and argue he'd have trouble with the being a dad versus being a friend, thing. i can envision a brat like Martin Smarty's son Artie and a childish combative period between Drakken and son.

but remembering that he'd have raised the kid from infancy, that would actually smooth at all of that relational stuff. as i said, he clearly had a wonderful doting mother. she doesn't smother him in his adulthood. and you can bet she'd be around more to help with a baby. i think Drakken would be like any new parent and ask for advice where he can get it (his mother) and fumble over some things and then be great with others. and you can absolutely bet he'd want to raise a little evil successor to his empire. i think he'd be both terrified, icked out, and thrilled at the idea of a kid. a kid completely changes one's life, because they become your life. and between he and Shego and occasional visits (more early on) from his mother, they'd have a pretty solid start and he'd continue with world domination plans, just now with a child. and he'd absolutely adore that kid... the way he goes all-in on things, he'd just worship that baby. my opinions, at least.

Shego i think would be the harder sell. she'd be afraid of messing it all up, cuz her life as a hero didn't prepare her to be normal. she would be very ehhhhh about childbirth. but because of Drakken, she'd go through it. i feel like she'd be pretty tough on him during pregnancy but they'd do research together to try to figure out how to raise a kid. once she gets past her fear and denial, she'd do the job of mother just fine. i think she'd be in a kinda endless fear/denial cycle though for a looooong time... probably would recur through the years as the kid gets older. she'd rely on Drakken a lot. her laziness would come out in spades at any time she perceives something as difficult...

but, their strength is...they have each other. Shego's trust in Drakken would really start to show when they're parents. Drakken's all-in attitude and just pure love for that kid would infect her. not saying it'd be sunshine and roses, it would be a wild ride. i mean, would the kid get Shego's powers? Drakken's plant mutation? other Team Go powers? none at all? they'd wanna raise the kid to be evil, but they'd also be wanting to instill normal morality along with it. it's necessary to raise a mentally healthy person.

so..... yeah.... long and short of it. Drakken's not stupid, i've commented on his intellgience in many posts. he'd adore a kid. and there's no evidence anywhere that Shego hates kids. they'd be good parents together and raise kids just fine.

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riddles-n-games · 6 months

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Hawthorne Poultry: The Specialties

Welcome to part four aka part two of part three of the poultry headcanon! Once again, thank you to the lovely @hathorneheiress for sharing her expertise on chickens in her posts of this headcanon series and her contributions to this collaboration. It's been lovely working with you and tossing ideas back and forth.

Nash: Given that he's a bit of an old fashioned guy, this man really just opted for turkeys. He used to raise Bourbon Red but then turned his efforts to the Royal Palm breed. Some are still around in a small flock, his old show birds, but it was getting to the point the workload was too much and he didn't want to be in that anymore. However, because he is still most comfortable with chickens, he has been experimenting with raising the ancestral species they come from; the Red Junglefowl. Nash wanted to give them more of the natural habitat they'd be used to so he set up an area of the greenhouse where they could in a humid environment with plants and food that they would normally encounter. So far, they have been doing well and he's been a successful breeder with every generation further along. One time, when he was ten, in a rare, once-in-a-lifetime moment in the documented history of the Hawthorne family did the old man and him have a genuine bonding time when his grandfather planned a surprise for Nan and Zara by unveiling a new section in the garden from his annual additions to the estate with a gorgeous pond with aquatic plants and light up fountains. He wanted to add some nice birds and to help with that, Nash suggested swans and so Tobias bought a pair of Mute Swans. Zara and Nan were delighted. The swans regularly have cygnets that can be seen on the property roaming during spring and summer. In recent times, now that Nash got engaged to Libby, he wanted to get something special for her and Avery told him that she loves birds, peacocks being near and dear to her. So, some new additions to the estate include Green Peafowl, Spalding (Indian x Green Peafowl), and Congo Peafowl. With their beautiful plumage, they're quite the sight to see when strolling in the gardens and are great companions when one has ice cream in hand. Libby loves them and Nash got her peachicks to raise herself as well.

Grayson: He prefers pheasants and raises three species; the Ring-Necked, Golden, and Lady Amhurst's. That is, until he fell in love with Silver Pheasants which are just as majestic. Gray always loved their colorful feathers as a child, collecting them and making feather crowns. He'd run around and play King of the Forest with Jameson and Xander sometimes. The Lady Amhurst's Pheasant is his favorite and at times, when he needed a distraction or a time out from everything, he would take one of the birds and just pet them. Somehow, he never had strugglers, they always liked sitting on his lap and would peck at him if he stopped petting them so of course he would have to start again.

Jameson: His biggest investment and love of birds lies with ducks. His grandfather got him his first set of Indian Runners when he was a kid and the ducklings loved following him around. Eventually, his collection of ducks grew when Nash found an old Muscovy female with a bad leg abandoned at a rundown poultry farm. Strangely enough since Xander was the one who usually connected with the rescues most, it was rather odd when it was Jameson instead that became attached to the duck. She loved him too and would happily vocalize whenever she heard his voice or saw him coming. He named her Martha but he likes to call her Smarties or Marty. Dramatic Xan likes calling her Martine in a ridiculous French accent or Martini. After that, their grandfather got a few additional ones to stay on the property. To this day, she’s still around with the Muscovy Bunch as the brothers call them and Avery loves her, too. Jameson also shares a Chinese goose pair with his younger brother that are the first attempt at Hawthorne guard geese. He owns the male that he named Boris and though the male goose didn’t respond to his mate at first because he was a bit shy, he soon became really protective of her and their goslings. One of Jameson’s newer projects, inspired by Nash, is owning Ocellated Turkeys, very brightly colored birds. He and Avery are teaming up to explore this uncommon choice of poultry for raising alternatives to see if there are any advantages and unexplored benefits compared to the industry's current standards. It is one of their newest exploits in the agriculture expanse of research they're funding under Avery. He also personally owns a few emus as pets. When he was a toddler, one of his favorite shows was Elmo's World so when he got his first and his aunt tried to get him to say emu, he said Elmo instead. Elmo is his oldest male in the flock and still running the joint. Also, he loves Australia and so after one visit there, he wanted a part of it to always be with him because he couldn't live there since everybody forbade him (he and Max are basically besties because they have no self preservation since who the heck wants to live in one of the SCARIEST places on Earth where there are literally some of most venomous species of spiders and snakes, the largest crocs, and sharks???????????????; they probably went on vacay together at one point and Avery and Xander were praying for them every other moment they were there). He also hates ostriches with a passion. Probably from that one time where he got chased as a kid and one singled him out constantly.

Xander: He has the best of them all; an ostrich! There's one female that he accidentally imprinted on when she was hatching and of course, he was given the very hard task of being a single father at the very young, unfortunate age of five. Day one, he came back to his room sweating and fell asleep on the floor with a very happy ostrich chick running around him. It was a great day in memories for the photo albums. Xan named her Shea Butter because, of course, five-year-olds think everything is a great name. She is now a third time parent but even though she is still a part of the bigger flock belonging to his grandfather, Shea is considered a pet. She acts like a very big dog that sometimes has to be reprimanded (the Cowpalooza of 2010 is a testament to that but more on that later). Xander decided that one ostrich is already enough work but enjoys their smaller distant cousins known as rheas. He has a trio and yes, they all are named after Pokémon counterparts (it wasn't just a phase, he said, and still stands by them); Dodrio, Doduo, and Staraptor (that last one is debatable). Two are females and one is a male. They are also pets but Xander does love a good rhea egg salad (surprising, I know) occasionally. As said before, he and Jameson share a goose pair and he has ownership of the female who he calls Honkette (not his best naming according to Jamie). She is the fiercer of the two and scares away anything and anyone (even Xander at times if she accidentally mistakes him for another; he cries in his room after these great betrayals). The only person she does trust around the babies is Xan, though. Now, Xander is the pigeon expert in the family and the only one that tolerates the cooing buggers (Nash and Jameson both have... grudges to say the least; that trip to Venice was not a good one). Grayson is the only one that has expressed interest in breeding them and he loves the ones with feathered legs (Xander is surprised it took him so long but it finally happened). He breeds Indian Fantails-they were his introductory birds to fancy pigeon breeding-Oriental and Parlor Rollers, and his absolute favorite; Homing Pigeons! He mostly got into these guys because he loves the history surrounding them: espionage, mail and wartime message carriers, and their cool ability of being able to find home with a magnetic component in their beaks that gives them this capability. He has been trying to use them here and there to spy on his brothers from the outside; his brothers sometimes have said they felt eyes on them from somewhere outside and a curious cooing of a pigeon.

#nash westbrook hawthorne #nash hawthorne #grayson davenport hawthorne #grayson hawthorne #jameson winchester hawthorne #jameson hawthorne #xander blackwood hawthorne #xander hawthorne #hawthorne brothers #hawthorne shenanigans #hawthorne headcanons #hawthorne pet headcanons #animal headcanons #the inheritance games animal headcanons #the inheritance games #tig

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iced-american0 · 17 days

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shiveratic · 11 months

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HIGHWAY TO HELL: PLAYLIST (season one)

HIGHWAY TO HELL: AC/DC

SOUL KITCHEN: THE DOORS

SMOOTH OPREATOR: SADE

MAD ABOUT YOU: HOOVERPHONIC

MOONLIGHT; KALI UCHIS

GURELLIA RADIO: RAGE AGANIST THE MAICHENE

GOO GOO MUCK: THE CRAMPS

PEPPERS: LANA DEL REY

FIENSE: BRUNO MARS

UPTOWN GIRL: BILLY JOEL

HOUSE OF MEMORIES: PANIC! AT THE DISCO

VICTORIOUS; PANIC! AT THE DISCO

AIN'T NO MOUTAIN HIGH ENOUGH: MARVIN GAYE, TAMMI TERREL

AS IF IT'S YOUR LAST: BLACKPINK

EVIL: MELANIE MARTINIEZ

HIGHWAY TO HELL: PLAYLIST (season two)

HIGHWAY TO HELL: AC/DC

LIVING DEAD GIRL: ROB ZOMBIE

GOSSIP: MANESKIN, TOM MORELLO

SHE KEEPS ME UP: NICKLEBACK

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE: GUNS N' ROSES

RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM: MAXINE NIGHTINGALE

MARIA MARIA: SANTANA, THE PRODUCT G&B

SOAP: ENTRO

LUXURIOUS: GWEN STEFIANI

THE CHAIN: FLEETWOODMAC

LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA: RICKY MARTIN

RYTHM NATION: JANET JACKSON

LOVE SHACK: THE B-52'S

MAMMAMIA: MANESKIN

PHYSCO KILLER: TALKING HEADS

WALK THIS WAY: AEROSMITH

HIGHWAY TO HELL: PLAYLIST (season three)

HIGHWAY TO HELL: AC/DC

REMEMBER THE TIME: MICHEAL JACKSON

LOVE SHOT: EXO

SHINUNOGA E-WA: FUJII KAZE

KNEE SOCKS: ARCTIC MONKEYS

HOUSE OF CARDS: BTS

PARTY MONSTER: THE WEEKEND

WHERE DID YOUR HEART GO?: WHAM!

ULTRAVIOLENCE: LANA DEL REY

GET FREE: LANA DEL REY

VICTORIOUS: PANIC! AT THE DISCO

I DID SOMETHING BAD: TAYLOR SWIFT

OFF TO THE RACES: LANA DEL REY

PROM SONG (GONE WRONG): LANA DEL REY

SMARTY: LANA DEL REY

CALL ME BABY: EXO

BECAUSE OF YOU: LANA DEL REY

BLACK SHEEP: METRIC

HIGH BY THE BEACH: LANA DEL REY

HIT THE ROAD JACK: JEFF SAVAC, THE CAERTTS

TREAT ME LIKE A SLUT: KIM PETRAS

THEY WANNA FUCK: KIM PETRAS

RUNAWAY RUNAWAY: MARS ARGO

HOUSE OF BALLONS / GLASS TABLE GIRLS: THE WEEKEND

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NUMBER ONE: CELESTE PIRCE

NUMBER: UNO

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "There's my pretty girl, long time no see!"

ABILITY: REALITY SHIFTING/ MAINUPLATION, CAN SHIFT PERCIPITIONS OF REALITY, LIKE MOVING THROUGH MIRRORS, MAKING BUILDINGS MOLD, WALK ON BUILDINGS, TURN PEOPLE'S PERCEPTION UPSIDE DOWN, AND ABILITY TO FORM THINGS FROM REALITY MAINUPLATION, USUALLY WEAPONS.

DRAWBACKS: CRIMINALLY INSANE USER, CAN DRIVE PEOPLE THE ABILITY IS USED AGANIST TO THE POINT OF MADNESS , DIZZINESS, OVERUSE OF THE ABILTY CAN CAUSE THE USER TO HAVE SEVERE HALLUICANATIONS AND BLOODLUST.

APPEREANCE: SHE HAS BLACK, SHORT MESSY AND CURLY HAIR. IT STOPS RIGHT AT HER LOWER NECK, AND IS USUALLY TUCKED BEHIND HER EARS. SHE IS FLIPPINO WITH A TANISH, OLIVE SKIN COLOR. SHE HAS A ROUND NOSE AND SLANTED BRIGHT GREEN EYES. SHE HAS LONG EYELASHES AND A MOLE RIGHT BELOW HER BOTTOM LIP. SHE HAS A JAWLINE, BUT HER FACE IS SOFT AND ELEGENT. HER BLACK BANGS ARE USUALLY VISIBLE BUT SPILT IN THE MIDDLE. SHE IS 5'8, AND HER BODY TYPE IS MEDIUM/ BUFF. SHE USUALLY WEARS A BLACK DRESS, WITH PUFFED SLEEVES AND A LITTLE CLEVAGE SHOWING WITH LACE DETAILING. IT STOPS AT HER HIGHER THIGJD BUT SHE HAS A PINSTRIP BLAZER. IT IS USUALLY BUTTONED IN THE MIDDLE AND FLARRED OUT AT THE BOTTOM. SHE ALSO IS USUALLY SEEN IN BLACK HEELS OR PLATFORMS

NUMBER TWO: RUTH PIRCE

NUMBER: DOS'

AGE: PHYSCIALLY (16) MENTALLY (34)

QUOTE: "Someone please shut Celeste the fuck up."

ABILITY: PORTAL MAKING/ CREATION, CAN CREATE PORTALS TO ANY AREA USER DESIRES, USUALLY NO LIMIT UNLESS IT IS BACK IN TIME OR BEHOND USUAL PHYSICS LIKE OUTERSPACE, CAN MAKE PORTALS ON ANY SURFACE HER HAND TOUCHES AND CAN ALSO CREATE THEM WITH HER FEET OR FLICK OF THE WRIST, TECHINCAL TELEPORTATION, CAN PULL RANDOM OBJECTS OR PEOPLE OUT FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTAL.

DRAWBACKS: PORTALS ARE NOT ALWAYS STABLE DEPENDING ON THE USERS STATE, VERY RARELY TAKES USER SOMEWHERE DIFFERENT FROM WHERE THEY WANT TO BE, POWER IS PRACTICALLY USELESS IF ARMS AND LEGS ARE TIED UP, POWERS AUTOMATICALLY SHUT DOWN WHEN INTOXICATED.

APPERANCE: RUTH HAS SHORT AND MESSY DARK AND PINK HAIR. IT IS SPLAYED OUT IN ALL DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AND VERY SOFT LOOKING. HAD BANGS THAT SHADOW OVER HER MAGENTIC AMBER BROWN EYED THAT HAVE HINTS OF WHISKEY GOLD IN THEM. SHE IS MEXICAN AND HAS THE BODY OF A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD DUE TO CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. HAS FRECKLES AND A BUTTON NOSE AND BRUISED LIPS. SHE ALSO HAS HEAVY EYEBAGS. SHE IS ALSO 5'1, AND IS USUALLY SEEN WEARING A ACADEMY UNIFORM. IT HAS A RED, FORMAL BLAZER WITH WHITE OUTLINE AND IS USUALLY BUTTONED IN THE MIDDLE. IT ALSO HAS CUFFS AND A EMBLEM OF A SHIELD ON THE TOP RIGHT CORNER. UNDERNEATH IS A BUTTONED UP WHITE SHIRT WITH A COLLAR AND RED AND GOLD TUCKED IN TIE. FINALLY, SHE USUALLY HAS A RED MID-THIGH RED SKIRT ON WITH WHITE SOCKS AND BLACK MARY JANES.

NUMBER THREE: ASTRO PIRCE

NUMBER: TRES'

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "After everything, it's still you.."

ABILITY: ELECTROMAINUPLATION / ELECTRICTY & LIGHTING MAINUPLATION. CAN SHOCK PEOPLE, LIGHT THINGS UP, ELECTROCUTION, LIGHT MAINUPLATION, ELECTROMAGNETIC WATER, SLIGHT SOUNDWAVE MAINUPLATION AROUND ALOT Of LIGHTS.

DRAWBACKS: USER CAN ACTUALLY BE SHOCKED THEMSELF, CANNOT FEEL BELOW HER LOWER ARMS, NUMB NERVES AND STRAIN, NAUESA, DIZZINESS, USER CAN FACE PREMENT NERVE OR EYE DAMAGE FROM OVERUSE.

APPERANCE: ASTRO USES SHE/THEY PRONOUNS. SHE HAS LONG, WAVY AND DAMP LOOKING WHITE HAIR. IT IS USUALLY TIED UP IN A LOW PONYTAIL AND HER BANGS SHADOW OVER HER EYES. SHE IS KOERAN AMERICAN AND HAS PALE SKIN. SHE ALSO HAS MOLES AND A FAINT SCAR ON HER BOTTOM LIP. HER EYES ARE SLANTED AND A YELLOW- LIGHT HAZEL SHADE. SHE HAS A ROUND JAWLINE AND HAS RED MARKS UNDER HER EYES. THEIR HEIGHT IS AROUND 5'7. THEY ARE USUALLY WEARING BUTTON UP SHORTS THAT HAVE BUTTONS AND THE ENDS OF THEM ARE USUALLY ROLLED UP OR CUFFED. AS FOR A TOP, SHE USUALLY WEARS A WHITE SHIRT WITH STRIPES AND SHORT SLEEVES. SHE ALSO USUALLY HAD SANDALS OR BROWN CONVERSES ON.

NUMBER FOUR: VIOLET PIRCE

NUMBER: CUATRO

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "They're all emotionally stunned children..my god."

ABILITY: INVISIBILTY, THE ABILITY TO TURN INVISBLE AND NONSEEING, CAN TOUCH AND TALK TO PEOPLE WHILE INVISBLE, CAN HOLD UP TO SIX HOURS, SLIGHT REALITY MAINUPLATION LIKE MAINUPLATING REFLECTIONS.

DRAWBACKS: CAN FLICKER IN AND OUT OF BEING INVISBLE AND VISIBLE WHEN WET, TOUCHED BY SOMEONE, OR EXTREME EMOTIONS, CAN BECOME STUCK INVISBLE FOR DAYS AT A TIME IF OVERUSED, EASILY SPOTTED IN SHADOWS.

APPERANCE: VIOLET IS A YOUNGER LOOKING GIRL. SHE HAS BLONDE HAIR THAT IS USUALLY TIED INTO A BRAIDED BUN. SHE ALSO USUALLY HAS A BLUE RIBBON HOLDING IT TOGETHER. HER BLONDE BANGS ARE USUALLY DISHELVED BUT HOVER RIGHT BELOW HER EYEBROWS. SHE HAS TAN SKIN BUT SHE IS WHITE. SHE IS ALSO BRITISH AND HER EYES ARE A DEEP BLUE COLOR. SHE HAS A ROUND JAWLINE AND A BEAUTY MARK NEAR HER RiGHT EYE AND BOTTOM LIP. SHE ALSO IS USUALLY WEARING A BUTTON UP WHITE SHIRT. USUALLY THERE IS A BLUE TIE AROUND IT AND SHE HAS A WHITE AND BLUE CARDIGIN ON. VIOLET IS AROUND 5'4. SHE ALSO USUALLY IS WEARING A LONG WHITE SKIRT OR IT STOPS ABOVE HER KNEES. SHE ALSO HAS WHITE SOCKS ON AND BLUE CHUNKY SHOES, BUT SOMETIMES THEIR BEAT UP CONVERSE.

NUMBER FIVE: HIRAEITH PIRCE

NUMBER: CINCO

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "Can't just pull a dead person out of the ashes to talk to them and have tea, not how it works."

ABILITY: CAN TALK TO THE DEAD AND USE THEIR ABILITIES, CAN BECOME POSSESED, PHASE THROUGH WALLS (POSSESED), CAN TURN INVISIBLE (POSSESED), ENHANCED FIGHTING ABILITIES, EXTREME FLEXIBILITY, TECHINCAL IMMORTALITY??

DRAWBACKS: PARANOIA AND HALLUICANATIONS, SOMETIMES CAN'T BECOME UNPOSSESSED AFTER A WHILE, SOMETIMES GHOSTS AREN'T FRIENDLY, FATIGUE, NAUSEA, WEAK IMMUNE SYSYEM.

APPERANCE: HIRAEITH HAS SHORT, CURLY BLACK HAIR. IT IS USUALlY TUCKED BEHIND HER EARS, SHOWING OFF THE MULTIPLE PIRCEINGS SHE HAS. SHE IS ONLY 5'3. SHE IS MIXED WITH KOERAN, ITALIAN AND MEXICAN. SHE HAS A RASPY AND TIRED SLIGHT ITALIAN ACCENT, FROM HER TIME IN ITALY AND BEING RAISED THERE BEFORE SHE WAS ADOPTED. SHE HAS BLUEISH INDIGO EYES WITH A ALMOST PURPLE UNDERTONE. SHE HAS A SHARP JAWLINE AND ALMOST SCARY APPERANCE. SHE USUALLY IS WEARING A BLACK DRESS OR SWEATER. ALTHOUGH, SHE USUALLY WEARS A TIGHTFITTING BLACK LONG SLEEVE SHIRT WITH WHITE LACE DETAILING. SHE ALSO WEARS A PAIR OF BLACK LOWAISTED JEANS OR A BLACK JEAN SKIRT. USUALLY HER LEGS ARE COVERED BY LEGGINGS, OR FISHNETS AND HIRAEITH USUALLY WEARS COMBAT BOOTS.

NUMBER SIX: CHIYO PIRCE

NUMBER: SEIS'

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "SOMEONE TELL RUTH TO STOP SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY!!"

ABILITY: SEDUCTION / THE ABILITY TO MAKE ANYONE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER, WHEN IN LOVE PEOPLE BEND TO HER WILL, MIND MAINUPLATION, HYPNOTIZIM, SELF-SACFRICE.

DRAWBACKS: PEOPLE THE ABILITY IS USED ON USUALLY BECOME OBESSED WITH HER, VICTIMS USUALLY COMIT MURDER IN HER 'NAME', PARANOIA.

APPERANCE: CHIYO HAS SOFT, TIED BACK PINK HAIR. IT IS USUALLY TIED BACK INTO TWO SMALL PIGTAIL BRAIDS AND PINK FLOWERS ARE TIED INTO IT. HER LOOKS ARE OTHERWORDLY, ALMOST ANGELIC. SHE IS KOERAN AND HAS PALE SOFT SKIN, SHE HAS ALOT OF MOLES AND BEAUTY MARKS ON HER FACE. SHE HAS BANGS THAT ARE DISHELVED AND HOVER ABOVE HER EYEBROWS. CHIYO ALSO HAS A BUTTON NOSE. HER FACE IS DIAMOND SHAPED WITH A TOUCH OF SOFTNESS TO IT. SHE USUALLY WEARS DRESSES, ONES THAT ARE WHITE AND HAVE FLOWER DESIGNS. SHE ALSO USUALLY HAS PUFFY SLEEVES AND SOME OF HER CHEST IS SHOWING. ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HER NECK, SHE HAS A HEART SHAPED BRITHMARK. SHE ALSO USUALLY HAS WHITE TIGHTS OR FISHNETS ON. SHE FINALLY, USUALLY HAS GREEN PLATFORMS OR CONVERSES ON.

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NUMBER SEVEN: NOEL PIRCE

NUMBER: SIETE'

AGE: 24

QUOTE: "For the last time, I don't eat brains."

ABILITY: LIVING DEAD GIRL / ZOMBIE ANATOMY, HAS THE APPERANCE OF A ZOMBIE (CLASSIFIED INFORMATION), TELEKNISIS, CAN WITHSTAND MUCH MORE THEN A AVERAGE HUMAN (NOT IMMORTAL), CAN CONTROL PLANTS, HYPNOTIZIM.

DRAWBACKS: CHRONIC BODY ACHES AND MIGRAINES, BLOODLUST (DOESNT EAT BRAINS), BELIVING THAT SHE'S IMMORTAL, SOMETIMES HAS EPLITIC EPISODES, POTS, VERY LOW IRON.

APPERANCE: NOEL HAS THE APPERANCE OF A ZOMBIE, HER SKIN IS A FAINT PALEISH GREEN. SHE HAS RATTED, WHITE HAIR WITH A FEW GREEN HIGHLIGHTS. SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY SPOTTED DRY BLOOD IN IT. SHE HAS FADED GREEN EYES, ALMOST LOOKING BLIND. SHE HAS A LARGE BONE MARK IN HER NECK BUT IS USUALLY COVERED WITH HER TURTLENECK. SHE HAS A ROUND JAWLINE AND SHARP NOSE. SHE IS AROUND 5'5. SHE HAS A BONE STICKING OUT OF HER HIP, AND LEFT WRIST. SHE ALSO HAS ALOT OF NASTY SCARS BUT SHE COVERS HERSELF UP. SHE IS USUALLY SEEN WEARING A GREEN OR BLACK TURTLE NECK, LONG SLEEVE SHIRT. SHE ALSO WEARS BLACK AND PALE GREEN ARMY SKIRTS. HER LEGS ARE USUALLY COVERED IN TIGHTS AND BEAT UP, DIRTY SHOES.

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NUMBER EIGHT: CARMEN PIRCE

NUMBER: OCHO

AGE: 24

QUOTE: “Oh no darling, I just want your head on a pike! That’s all!”

ABILITY: FIRE MAINUPLATION, CAN CREATE FIRE OUT OF NOTHING, CAN MAKE THINGS BLOW UP, FIRE CONTROL, CAN TOUCH FIRE WITHOUT BEING BURNED, CAN AIM FIRE AT PEOPLE, SET BUILDINGS ON FIRE.

DRAWBACKS: WHEN USER FEELS INTENSE EMOTIONS LIKE EMBRASSMENT OR ANGER FLAMES CAN BECOME OUT OF CONTROL, UNSTABLE EMOTIONS, POWERS SHUT DOWN WHEN INTOXICATED, POWERS EASILY ACTIVATED.

APPERANCE: SHE HAS BROWN, LONG HAIR, IT IS IN A BLOWOUT AND WOLF-CUT STYLE. SHE IS MEXICAN AND HAS BROWNISH RED EYES. SHE IS AROUND 5'6. AND SHE HAS A LARGE SCAR THROUGH HER LEFT EYE. SHE HAS MORE SHARP FEATURES AND HAS A DIAMOND FACIAL SHAPE. SHE HAS A ROUND NOSE WITH FRECKLES. CARMEN USUALLY WEARS A RED, LONG SLEEVE SHIRT. USUALLY WITH A LACE DETAILING AND THE SLEEVES START PAST HER COLLARBONES. SHE ALSO HAS ON EITHER A JEAN SKIRT OR BLACK OR RED BAGGY PANTS. USUALLY WEARING RED CONVERSES AS WELL. SHE HAS ANOTHER SCAR IN HER CUPIDS BOW LIP. HER BROWN HAIR IS USUALLY PUT HALFWAY UP WITH A HAIRCLIP AND HER BANGS ARE BLOWN OUT AND PUSHED TO THE SIDE.

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NUMBER ONE: CELESTE PIRCE (THE INSANITY)

NUMBER TWO: RUTH PIRCE (THE WEARY)

NUMBER THREE: ASTRO PIRCE (THE RADIANCE)

NUMBER FOUR: VIOLET PIRCE (THE LONELINESS)

NUMBER FIVE: HIRAEITH PIRCE (THE BELDAM)

NUMBER SIX: CHIYO PIRCE (THE AMOR)

NUMBER SEVEN: NOEL PIRCE (THE WALKING DEAD)

NUMBER EIGHT: CARMEN PIRCE (THE BLAZE)

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you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be · 10 months

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Alright then smarty pants what kind of weird niche of characters do YOU love?

Oh far weirder

fucked up guys with bats see

1 the batter from off

2 little slugger

3 any angery woman

any coward character (dustfinger, Douglas Effiel, ect)

sentient landscapes. Is it a town, a spaceship ai, and haunted house? Does not matter I love them

this is less of a love more of an annoyance of tropes but hate the whole thing with parasite characters that want a body being treated as evil. Bestie you want your body too?

anyone who is at least a little unsettling or outright creepy but in a fun happy autistic way (RAT ARCHIVE 81 MY BELOVED, L death note, mob psycho sometimes, mister teatime from discworld)

Class clown with bpd or something similar and trauma, makes references to voices in head (Hawkeye, Eiffel again, sometimes Juno Steele but he isn’t intentionally funny enough for this maybe)

any mute character I almost always fall in love with immediately no questions asked. Love me a mute character

NARRATIVES. The thing controlling them or people who are in them and know it. Narrator from Stanley parable, sans undertale, David Ward of Eskew, literally if you break that fourth wall and make it a little sad I WILL go feral.

give that bad boy parentification issues. Not parental abuse, parentification. (Martin Blackwood, Dean Winchester, ect)

Bad ass pushover who grows out of being a push over (David 7, Guillermo de la Cruz, Martin again-)

Any baby monster. No I don’t just mean Frankensteins where he legit did very little wrong and just needed love though he is included, I’m talking I watched Vivarium and saw that little coocoonest child destroy those peoples lives as part of a long chain of doing that and went “well maybe raise him better”. This also applies to species that are grown but are new to humanity and commit atrocious by accident.

characters who have so much love in them. Not necessarily babyish optimistic characters, but characters that will stop on a walk to check out the plant coming out of it and tells people openly that they love them and that’s their whole thing. Thinking Nona the ninth and Hawkeye Pierce again. Also Henry Oak Garcia

Any character that’s chill with death. Not suicidal, they just genuinely do not mind dying and see it as a very natural, easy, if not upsetting part of life when it happens to them ((still are against other people dying they are simply not scared of doing so (do not get me started on the graveyard book do not I am loosing my mind) thinking of Nona again also leave me alone))

my interests are very very specific but also I am very basic and will automatically eat this out of the palm of your hand if given to me

#Obv I love characters and tropes outside of this #Like reigen rn is my ultimate Blorbo #But he doesn’t really fit any of these #And I do love looser characters #But they aren’t a catch all like these other ones

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sivarcher-sivvie · 1 year

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Does anyone somehow want to read an idea of Criminal!Kevin and NYPD!Raymond?

I see it goes two ways, both are AUs though.

With one it's like how they met, so the timeline goes way back to maybe 70s or 80s, when Kevin is a smarty big brain master mind behind some big crime circles (somehow I'm picturing Prof. Moriarty but that's not really it). He and Martin the duo brothers are the famous big bosses of the crime game (the no one messes with them type). And Raymond is just a fresh new detective in Brooklyn that tries to prove himself in the NYPD.

Somehow one case led Raymond to dig too deep into the brothers lair, they got him and Martin wants to kill this nosy cop but Kevin is having a second thought where he let him go.

And so their cat-and-mouse chase game begins. Kevin lets Raymond think he has advantages every single time then vanishes at the last minute while in the meantime non-stop flirting with Raymond.

Raymond eventually found out Kevin's history and his past, like why he does what he does. And a few times more of the chase, then he was confused and lost, because all these times he was attracted to this criminal and he doesn't even know if he himself wanted Kevin to be caught anymore.

I have to stress that I can't see that this will be a happy ending because, well Raymond has that strong sense of justice that even at a young age I don't think he'll ever accept Kevin and Kevin know that.

So in one case, Kevin let Raymond win, once and the last.

I'll just try a small snippet here:

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"You know I have to do this. Cozner, you have to pay for what you have done." He pinned down Kevin and finally, finally cuffed him with the cuff that he always saved for him. Weirdly enough it makes him have a feeling of owning the man, like he is finally his.

Except that he never was.

Kevin's pale blue eyes are somehow looking deep to him, like he is doing this on purpose, like he had seen right through him.

Then he smiled, not the cunning and cocky smile he had, not the flirty smile he had, not the warming smile he had on that one time.

It was somewhat a relieved and sad smile.

"I know." He finally said.

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He could not believe that he finally got him. It's still surreal to him when he was back at the precinct to write the report for it. He got the big boss of New York.

Raymond finally puts an end to these years of chasing, he should feel happy, excited, relieved and proud for himself.

But he only felt hollow, like he was losing some piece of him.

What on earth had happened to him? What is this weird, overwhelming emotion for that criminal?!

That... That sly, snobby, shrewd but also responsible, loyal and honest man is intruding his brain, how dare he do that?

While he's writing down the name in the form, as he is writing down KEVIN, he realized something that he never thought before.

He never called him by his first name, despite the other man constantly calling him Raymond, or even Ray just to irritate him.

Raymond looked at that name, his minds was replaying Kevin's face when he call him, when his voice is so smooth and soothing and it makes him want to cry.

"You know, you can call me Kevin. I won't bite."

"I will never call you like a friend, Cozner."

He stares at the name and his lips trembling.

"...Kevin."

And in that moment he knows, he just knows.

He will forever be alone, for his heart has been gone.

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Okay that was depressing I know but I really couldn't think of how they can have a happy ending on this 😞

Then the second one is the show timeline, with Kevin being a previous master mind second boss in a crime org, and he got out of it because of Raymond and so he never told him.

One case led the team to the crime org and they have been careless and got themselves caught by the crime boss.

They have gone missing for days, people are frantic over it. And Kevin found something and knows what they are doing. So he decides to be a hero and save his husband and the squad out of it because he knows how that crime org works.

So and so he did it swiftly and successfully but the squad had also found some old documents in the crime org that shows Kevin involvement. And also Raymond recognized Kevin in the rescue action even with the masked on. Because for Gods sake he will never not recognize his husband.

Then drama begins. With the ending maybe Kevin helps the team dissolve the crime org and so he will not be charged because of his contribution.

But Raymond will never see his husband the same, ever again.

This piece I can see a happy ending with them slowly building back the trust and that people can change (providing Kevin doesn't do any non-forgivable crime at the time I think)

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"...Kevin?" Raymond could not believe his eyes, the man that was untying him, helping him to stand, leading him across the room, in a crime organization building.

This is his husband.

He will never, never get it wrong.

This is his husband. Even with the masked on and unfamiliar clothes.

The man remains silent when he pushes him to the back of a van ready outside, then he jumps in as well.

All the other team members are here, but Raymond could not care less and his eyes glued to the masked man sitting across him.

The van is starting to move, he still didn't get a response.

"I know my husband when I see him, Kevin." Raymond hated his voice is now trembling, it shows a sign of weakness.

The man still says nothing, but his hands start to pull out his mask.

And with that sweaty face revealed, it was his handsome, soft-featured, blue eyes professor after all.

He was beyond speechless and he felt like someone had shot him in the brain because an explosion of mind is what he's experiencing now.

"Can we talk when we are back?" The honey voice speaks, at last.

And this time, Raymond is the one who remains silent.

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"What do you want from me, Raymond?" Kevin looked at him sorrowful, he never wanted his husband to have this expression and his heart breaks when he sees him like this.

But what can he do? For decades he thought Kevin was the sweet, kind and lenient classics professor, turns out he was a somewhat master mind of a big crime organization.

'But he backed out from it, he had done a lot to help dissolve that organization.'

'Everyone makes mistake. Does he not deserve forgiving if he tries his best to make up for it?'

His mind is torn between these small voices.

"If you do not wish to see me again, I'll move out, Raymond. And I swear you will not have me in your eyes anymore." Kevin was desperate, he could see his dark circle below his eyes, his pinkish ears and nose due to crying, and his hands kept tapping his pants to show his anxiety.

"Please, Raymond. Say something." His voice is nearly pleading, he never heard his husband use this kind of voice before.

With the chaos in his mind, he finally speaks.

"I... I do not know."

For everything that happens, for all these things that they went through.

He still loves his husband, after all.

And that is an undeniable fact.

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So that's two of them! I think both of them are angsty and depressing actually but one can have a happy ending eventually.

But what can I do? Criminal!Kevin and Cop!Raymond is destined to be angst in my book.

Maybe one day I will actually be writing them... I hope... Because this idea has been very intriguing and interesting to me 🤪

#this blog has become my idea storage #again im not sure im capable to write things like this but i feel like i want to try #this is a long post as well lol #thank you for anyone who reads this #holt x kevin

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Joey King, Steve Martin, KGB Spies, Beyoncé, Miley, Pimm's Cups, and More ...

Shall we make a little room for Spring? Dreary as life gets, you can hardly depress a daffodil. That’s the sort of thing you notice when you bob up from your phone. We’re hardly licensed to give advice, but we dispense it in any case: This Easter weekend, go find yourself a sunny spot and turn your face up to the sky like a grateful tulip (ever so briefly, warns our translucent dermatologist). Read more - https://jdheyman.substack.com/p/hello-smarty-its-your-weekly-recs-0d5

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iloveyouemanuelmarco · 1 month

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I'm bored and stuck at home due to the weather so here's atleast a few weird and dumb stuff I thought or experienced as a kid that in randomly thinking about now I guess:

1. I remember it was sometime in grade school and I remember it was either near or was Black History Month so out teacher wanted us to write something based on Martin Luther King Jr. and I sorta remember the concept was something along the lines of how modern day life would be different negatively if MLK didn't make the change that he did in society when it came to combating segregation and anti-blackness. Nothing bad happened but I remember something silly which is when at the end of my essay or paragraph(I don't remember how long it was supposed to be I was too young and barely remember anything more recent in a clear state anymore anyways so *shrug*)but I remember thinking that my mom was a black woman because little me didn't know yet that there were more than white and black people or that biracial people could exist(my mom is a latina person and I don't think a white latina either unless she's just naturally more tan and has more non-eurocentric features I guess? Btw I am very clearly a white latine person if you were to meet me irl atleast sooo). I don't think anyone caught up on that in hindsight but I just thought it was interesting.

2. For a lot of my academic career aka school days, I would go to a very catholic and patriotic family-oriented school for all grades except high-school since my mom mostly ran the household at the time I suppose and wanted me to follower her faith since she grew up with it. Not saying that's bad or whatever obviously, but I remember chatting as a girl to another girl at the lunch table one day and I don't exactly remember how the convo got there, but she brought up the idea that if your parents live eachother very much and are good people who believe in God or something that they'd get a baby and not yk...having sex or something since we were little kids. I then brought up the new information to my dad later that day when he came home after helping me with homework, feeling like such a smarty-pants I guess you could say before he sat me down and told me that it was technically more than that(My dad's a Christian btw, so he wasn't saying that it was wrong to love God). He then sorta attempted to gently explain the "Birds and the Bees" to me since maybe he felt like it was important for me to learn before I ended up freaking out and feeling nasty. Idk it was sorta blurry but it's still funny to remember sometimes heh.

3. Since my mom is not from the USA originally and instead was from a Spanish speaking Latin-American country(not gonna be explaining the specifics due to safety and privacy atleast just incase), she obviously had different customs and cultural traditions along with other practices she wanted to share with me since she got here from knowing those from North America. Nowadays the idea is good and my mom was atleast right in attempting to get to know new stuff from a non-white point of view, but I remember the music being played in the background and people chatting amongst eachother being really loud atleast in the ears of little girl me and it made me sorta annoyed at her side of the family(Not in a racist way obvi, but more like in a "Omg my family is so embarrassing can you guys stop being so crazy??"type of phase that I believe some kids go through).Eventually, now that I've grown older I've grown more appreciative of those types of experiences as it's very important for children to try new things and for those who may have varying heritage to try out non-american stuff related to them.

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Post-AGT Appearance 1270: Scott Shannon in the Morning October 4

Nothing unusual would be happening in the House of Representatives this week.

Word that Charles III was not the last name on Phillip's list would quickly reach Britain and my agent would wake up with dozens of interview requests and some proposals for me to perform there.

I would sleep in New York then visit Scott Shannon in person about 8:30.

Shannon: That last song of course is not a classic oldie like we usually play but a song actively working its way up the pop and country charts. It's called Canadian Wildfires, sung by Anthony Martin Murphey with some assistance from our friend Phil Cole, who joins us now in person. Phil, how are you?

PBC: I'm doing better after a touch of heat prostration.

Shannon: Well, it's getting hot today in New York. Can you handle it?

PBC: This is nothing like New Mexico and Arizona, so yes. Out there it's 85 with the air conditioners going full blast.

Shannon: So, you also have some breathing trouble...

PBC: Yes, the smoke from the California wildfires never left me. I sleep with a cpap machine and take 3 inhalers daily.

Shannon: Speaking of wildfires, that song is doing alright on the charts, with all the profits going to help victims and firefighters.

PBC: yeah.

Shannon: How much money have you raised to date?

PBC: I don't get daily updates, but the record sales and related products have taken in over $50 million for the various charities.

Shannon: Great! Now you also have a movie playing Demon Dress. I saw it. It's quite a story and not too dirty for a family.

PBC: That was our goal.

Shannon: And did it exceed expectations?

PBC: Yes, by a long shot. That's good. We really need the money.

Shannon: Because of lost revenue from lack of performances?

PBC: Yes, I performed only 6 times in the month of September and it took a lot out of me every time.

Shannon: Yes, now I have to talk about last night on The Late Show. King Charles is not the last name on Phillip's list.

PBC: Yes, he is not.

Shannon: How soon may we find out who it is?

PBC: If the person dies it won't be long. If Phillip dies, it won't be long.

Shannon: Now, for those of you who don't know, our friend Phil here is the leader of Phillip and Cole's Variety Team. Phillip is one of several characters, parts of Phil's personality, but he treats them like real people with real medical and personal problems. Did I describe the situation right, Phil?

PBC: Yes, just like I wrote it.

Shannon: Ha ha, well, recently one of the characters, the Ranting 109-Year-Old Man passed away. Why is that?

PBC: Because there aren't many living 109 year old men, and I don't want to defy nature.

Shannon: By that reasoning though, Batman for example would be about 115 years old now.

PBC: And if it was up to me he would have died and stayed dead over 15 years ago.

Shannon: So you believe in realism at all cost.

PBC: Yes.

Shannon: Now, though the 109-Year-Old Man is gone his routines remain and you said you have an album coming out.

PBC: Yes, November 15, his best routines.

Shannon: It's a spoken word album I take it?

PBC: Also available in Braille for the hard of hearing.

Shannon: For the hard of hearing ha ha. you...you cracked up my whole studio team with that one.

PBC: He does sing his theme song Ode to Smarties.

Shannon: I don't recall that one.

PBC: You know Sinatra...And though I love my wife, I prefer Smarties.

Shannon: Oh yes, what else is on the album?

PBC: A little story about his days playing minor league baseball, a story of life before the great depression.

Shannon: Because no one remembers that anymore. We have to take a break. Phil has another song going about the wildfires. We'll play it after the break. Don't go anywhere.

#scott shannon King Charles III canadian wildfires

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This is purely hypothetical and what if’s for fun, which member of team possible (Kim, Ron, Wade) do you think is more likely to turn into a villain? Which one do you think is least likely? And what makes you think that way?

ooooooooh. okay. going from least to most.

Kim is least likely. for Kim to be Kim, she cannot have that moral bent whatsoever. to willingly choose evil...idk, she just wouldn't. she'd be more likely to quit heroism and just...live an average life, before she'd choose evil. it's simply not in her character. i'll refer you to the meta i linked in in yesterday's ask answer for a more comprehensive explanation.

Ron is next most likely to become a villain. he'd do so not for evil's sake but for self-serving reasons. probably under the guise of some moral absolute he's convinced himself of. an anti-hero more than a villain. like...example, Martin Smarty's tween son who wants to free all the animals. letting the animals run loose was wrong and more a detriment to them than a help, but it's under the guise of his personal morality about animals in cages. so Ron, i can see him convincing himself of something and becoming an anti-hero in that regard. but! this would only happen if he was no longer with Kim. his canon role is Kim's side-kick and he likes that role. he'd only choose some alternate path if being with her in any capacity was no longer available. his entire life from preschool has been to be her support. so that would first have to be stripped away.

Wade.... he is most likely to turn villain. was just talking to my friend about this actually. he is only moral because...probably because he's a child and hasn't seen the villainous path. but he's shown villainous tendencies. let's start with his constant power moves. reading Kim's diary. having Ron chipped. these are all morally ehhhhh not so good things. he's always showing off, making a point to say how hard something is just as he accomplishes it. he wants the glory for being the best at what he does. but then we get to an even worse one, what he did to Monique.

this episode more than Grande Size Me is one that disney could have done without... you've got Wade, who is...what in S4 he'd be 12 or 13 years old...inventing a love ray to make any girl fall in love with him. and he uses it repeatedly on Monique is 17 or 18. he's old enough to know better! yes, kids' brains aren't fully developed and kids make poor judgment calls. usually selfish judgment calls, cuz human nature. but. nothing about this was okay, and Ron going along with him was not okay. this makes every mind control scheme of Drakken's look okay by comparison. how far was Wade gonna go with that thing? would he have gotten to the point of ick, kissing? i say ick cuz of the inappropriate age difference and extreme lack of consent going on. this is one sitch where age absolutely matters. these are children and it's not okay.

maybe, maybe when Wade is older he'd see the error of his ways. maybe you can chalk a lot of it up to his youth. but for a supposed good guy, for a supposed hero.... he sure does a LOT of morally not so good things. and Ron going along with this... and really, Kim going along with him microchipping Ron... no one is calling him out on these things. if they serve the greater good, the moral line gets ignored. (like Kim blowing up all the villain lairs but that's its own topic...)

but yeah to get back to the point... Wade is most likely to turn villain. he'd love that glory. it would initially be working for some morally ambiguous gov't or something i'm sure, some anti-hero thing, but he could easily turn to villainy of his own right. something self-serving. idk what his goal would be but...yeah. Wade is no innocent kid.

#queued post #kim possible #ask answer #ron stoppable #wade load

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Have we not learned?

I do not ask this question in a smarty pants tone. Okay, maybe I am being a little snarky, but the ridiculousness of the world today is everywhere. Here’s where my head is today if you want to know, but if you don’t want to know you know what to do. There is always a choice. We, Barry and I, have been searching for a spiritual community in a church that we can call our spiritual home. This morning church took a back seat because the home needed some attention and that community starts at home. I got cleaned up and started on my morning prayer routine ending with a communion with my husband. What’s she getting at? It takes a minute to get there.

Here’s the tea. I began to listen to a local Episcopal church. The announcements started off with a invitation to a workshop about anti-racism. I instantly rolled my eyes. This is becoming a tiresome topic. Why? Our sin as a nation began to heal in the 1960s with Martin Luther King jr. marching for equality for black America and continuing to teach that God’s commandment is to “Love Others as you wanted loved”(paraphrased). This topic of Anti-Racism is like the overbearing parent constantly pointing the finger after your wrongs were already pointed out and the learning to correct the sin. The Episcopal church has always been a front runner on loving all people regardless of Faith, Race and Sexual Orientation. The idea that we have to shout to the roof tops that we are anti-racist has bastardized the church. We are all human. We as a nation have learned to correct ourselves in all generations. The previous generation has forgotten the work already accomplished by the Baby Boomers and their children Generation X. The Greatest Generation won the war so that Baby Boomers can thrive and teach. Generation X sealed the deal with the election of one Barack Obama. As Generation X I am not looking for praise. I am looking for the next Generation to stop and realize that in all their efforts the one thing they are missing is GRACE.

The Episcopal church is no longer worshipping Christ, but worshipping self instead. They are worshipping the idea of acceptance and tolerance. The sin of the people and of the church was bought and paid for on the cross. I am not saying that racism doesn’t exist. It does exist and its evil. MLK didn’t want division of the people he wanted a American people that held the idea of this country that, “ all people were created equal” “people should not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.” All of this is expressed in scripture, “Love your neighbor as yourself” Mark 12:31. This one scripture envelops all people. We are all important. We are all children of God. When we separate into factions we are no longer worshipping the God of our Fathers. We are worshipping something new that is evil and is leading a nation to a dark hole that if in too deep we will continue to fall and never land.

Where do we go? What do we do? I really don’t have a answer for that. I know how to fight the evil ahead of us and that is on my knees praying to God. If he leads me to go to the Anti-Racist workshop then I will go. That reminds me of something that Glenn Beck said on his radio show. I am paraphrasing, “If the Holy Spirit says Go! I will Go.”

~Natalie

#alllivesmatter #episcopal #scripture

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