The Foxes As Things That Have Happened To Me & The Gang
This, but they progressively get WORSE. Doing the girls on a different one (eventually b/c I feel like I need to know their characters a ‘lil better before) cuz I love them too much to slander them like this ‼️
Matt: Got peer pressured into joining the play because he was left alone and was approached by the ISS (in-school-suspension) teacher, who basically stared him down until he joined because they needed ‘smart people’ (decided to give him something mild because it’s MATT).
Aaron: Got hit by a car while biking to school
Kevin: Ran to the bus ‘cuz he was gonna be late, fell, and face planted into the cement road. Got stitches and a semi-permanent pothole on his face.
Nicky: Got sent to the Dean for allegedly making anti-religious jokes, so he reported them for homophobia
Neil: Made a whole plan to run away from their toxic father, snuck out of the house by pretending to take the trash out which had his backpack in it instead, and then proceeded to wait for the police ‘cuz they’d been called, all while texting his friends b/c he was having a panic attack about potentially getting killed by his dad. Fast forward and there’s now an ongoing court case that’s about to rap up.
Andrew: Almost getting SUED for defamation because of creating a petition to get two people together, and then writing a fanfic about the entirety of the school, each with their own arc, progressively getting more and more worse.
Seth: (Didn’t happen to us, but to the school overall), brought guns to school/threatened to shoot up the school, and then got put on trial in-front of a judge for it, and was found innocent. (I’M KIDDING SETH I LOVE YOU I SWEAR).
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Think you could do some Nora’s Arc quotes based on Bob and Linda Belcher from “Bob’s Burgers”?
Think? Good sir, I KNOW I can do it!
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Nora: I guess I'll just have to stick with plan "Don't get hit by a bus".
Jaune: No. You know what, Nora? Whatever we do after you're gone, I just want us to be together. So if you want your ashes spread somewhere crazy, or you want to be dropped into a volcano, then that's what I want, too. I just wanna be with you, even if we're dead.
Nora: Aw, Jaune~. Hey, you know what? Maybe being buried won't be so bad. It'll be like laying around in bed on the weekends before the kids came along.
Jaune: But what about the worms?
Nora: Eh, maybe they'll get you first and then be like, "This place sucks. Let's try another cemetery."
Jaune: Thanks, Nora... I think.
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Baker: Oh, well, my bad! I guess we can't bake enough in one day for your wife's fat hands! There's only so much dough in the world!
Jaune: ...What did you say?
Magnum: Ohoho! You should NOT have said that, you poor, dumb baker! Here comes the thunder!
Jaune: (Grabs loaf) Guess what? (Throws it) No one! (Grabs another loaf) Talks about! (Throws it, Baker tries to catch it) My wife's! (More loaves tossed) Big hands! (Grabs shelf)
Baker: Stop!
Jaune: (Pulls shelf, Loaves fall by the dozen) ON HER BIRTHDAY!
Magnum: (Picks up loaf off the ground, Eats) Except us!
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Jaune: Nora, I... I learned a lot of new stuff about you today. Things I didn't know after being married this long. Things I... gotta give respect to. Sort of. And I'm glad to say that I'm still finding little surprises.
Jaune: Also, I wrote that down on your birthday card. See?
Nora: Oh yeah! Aw...
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Nora: Aw, poor Jauney!
Jaune: Hold me!
Nora: Oh, come he- OW! OW! Watch it with the sword!
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Nora: Aw, look at you with a broom in your hand. You look like a pretty witch~!
Jaune: Thanks, that's what I was going for.
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Jaune/Nora: (Simultaneously, To the kids) Your mom/Your dad will take you. (Turn)
Jaune: I don't want to take them.
Nora: Well, neither do I!
Jaune: ...Thumb war on four?
Nora: Deal.
Jaune/Nora: One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. (Struggle)
Jaune: Oh!
Nora: Yes! Good on me for marrying a man with dainty thumbs!
Jaune: They're so beautiful, but so useless...
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Nora: Hm... You think I could squeeze half a glass of wine out of this rag?
Jaune: I mean, I wouldn't.
Nora: No, no, of course not. But let me just suck on the rag once. (Chup!) AGH! (Coughs) Ugh, that rag is disgusting!
Jaune: (Chuckles) I love you.
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Jaune: (In the rain) Yes! We win! ...Sort of.
Nora: Oh, Jaune! (Kisses him) Here, now lift me up like in that one romantic movie we saw! (Jumps)
Jaune: (Catches her) Ngh... Nope. Nope. Too heavy. Too heavy. ...Sorry.
Nora: Eh, it was worth a shot.
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Ren: Wait, are you both really going to round off ten thing you love about each other?
Nora: What? No! Ten is way too much!
Jaune: But maybe just a few more? Like, how I love the way you say "vroom, vroom" when you turn on the coffee maker.
Yang: Ha! I got that on my list for Ren, too!
Nora: I love how your beard kind of flutters when you sneeze.
Thrum: I guess Mom and Dad are doing their Beloved's Day speeches. Out loud. And in front of everyone.
Magnum: Romantic sons of bitches. Tai Ren?
Tai Ren: Baby making music?
Magnum: You know it.
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Jaune: You should have married Ren. You would have been better off with him, instead of being stuck here with me in this... this place.
Nora: Oh, Jaune, please!
Jaune: It's true! I can't even satisfy you with my kissing! (Looks over) I'm sorry you had to hear that, kids.
Thrum: It's okay.
Magnum: Thanks for sharing, Dad.
Nora: Jaune, listen to me. I would rather be married to a suspected war criminal who can't kiss for jack and still have dreams high as the sky, like you, than a thin-lipped quiet guy who never had a dream to begin with.
Jaune: You would?
Nora: No doubt about it! You're a hero to both of your kids, and to me. Now come inside and whip us up some pancakes~!
Jaune: Aw, Nora! I'm comin in! (Go to door)
Magnum: (Click!)
Thrum: (Giggles)
Jaune: Open the door.
Magnum: (Lifts hand)
Thrum: (High fives)
Jaune: Okay, very funny. Now open the door.
Magnum: (Walks away)
Thrum: (Follows him)
Jaune: KIDS!
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