#Papyrus is really terrible at making friends

[the-aberrant-mouse]

Papyrus and Alphys are two Characters who barely interact with each other, which is probably the reason why their relationship might appear uninteresting. Whenever I see fanwork of them, people only seem to think about the scene where they go on a jog together after the date with Alphys. And while there's really not so much to say about them, I think there's still a bit more than that.

Let's look at what Papyrus says about her:

He calls her great, follows her online and for some reason wanted a puzzle of her so badly that he asked Undyne if she could ask Alphys for him. It seems he likes her quite a lot. Well, he likes her at least so much, he wants to befriend her by showing her his "huge biceps":

… and guess what, that's exactly what he does (or tries):

Alphys, however, is (understandably) not very impressed.

That he's trying to get her attention, is something that can be seen mutliple times. Whenever he hears she's hanging out with someone or going somewhere, he immediately asks if he can join, too.

That one is a joke, but still...:

This is more obvious in the alarm clock winter dialogue:

Papyrus could've picked his brother for hockey, but instead he chose her (Sans wasn't even part of his team). And the way he talks about her, is almost … cute?

But what about Alphys? Well, she has never talked about Papyrus, so it's not so easy to tell what she thinks of him. Though, if you look at her reaction to his awkward tries, you get the impression that she doesn't like him very much. She seems to be weirded out and confused or even visibly annoyed, like in the date scene in the garbage dump:

Well, that's not gonna stop the great Papyrus from trying! So, what can be said about this in the end, is that Papyrus likes Alphys. He's trying to befriend her and he's really bad at it. Alphys is not impressed.

#Undertale #Undertale analysis #alphys #papyrus #Papyrus analysis #I've never seen anybody pointing this out #so I made this post #Papyrus is really terrible at making friends #isn't he #don't worry Alphys #he's just trying to be nice #though #I have to admit #I'm not sure what to think of all this #depending on how much you want to read into it #it could mean different things

[simping-lya]

A Napping Skeleton

UT!Sans x Reader Fluff

Words: 1084

Koala Sans is cute and makes me happy so I wrote something about it :] Not Proofread so sorry for any mistakess

-----

You woke up from the nap, sluggish from sleep with your mind still dreaming but one thing was clear to you—you had to use the bathroom.

Bleary-eyed, you attempted to sit up but was stuck underneath a weight on your chest. Your inability to move cleared your sleepiness away, now alerted and confused by what was keeping you on the mattress. Moving your gaze downward, you found a familiar white skull that belonged to a snoring skeleton. Sans was laying on your right side, skull pressing into your chest with his arms wrapped around your torso and legs entangled with yours.

Oh right. Now you remember what happened before you fell asleep. You and Sans were in his living room, watching the show you both liked to watch together, when you had started feeling sleepy. Sans must’ve noticed you falling asleep and moved you to his room. It wouldn’t be embarrassing to find yourself napping in his room since you are usually in here but this was the first time you two napped together. Usually, it was Sans who napped on you. You would have felt your embarrassment for a moment longer if the need to use the bathroom so badly wasn’t your major issue (damn Papyrus and his worry for your water intake).

You felt bad for waking him up but you had to do what you gotta do as a human being. Still, Sans was a deep sleeper and trying to wake him was often difficult. Still polite to try it first, though. Shaking his shoulder, you called his name. In reply, Sans let out a sleepy groan and just held you tighter, surprising you with a nuzzle into your chest. He didn’t wake up, more snores coming out of him.

Okay, that was cute but you didn’t have the time to appreciate it because you really gotta go. With Sans trying to use you as a giant teddy bear, you decided to move onto your second plan, pulling him off. It shouldn’t be that difficult. Skeletons were light in nature and Sans had less physical strength than you so the many times you’ve done this, you were able to get him off of you. But for some reason, in his slumbering state, he had strength that even you couldn’t defy. His grip on you was extremely strong and tough for you to dislodge. It didn’t help that each time you would try to get out, he would mumble in his (cute) sleepy state and grip you harder.

Did he somehow get stronger or have he reached a level of comfortness that in his sleep, he was unwilling to let go? He was usually clinging onto you during his many naps with you being his pillow but never had he clinged onto you so stubbornly like now.

You were trapped, stuck with a sleeping skeleton on you and a terrible need to go.

You couldn’t even call for help. Your phone was probably where you last left it—charging in the living room—so you were left being a giant pillow.

Then you heard it. The sound of your savior. It was so faint but you knew there was hope. It was the sound of the front door opening and that meant—!

“Papyrus!” You shouted, calling for your last hope. “Papyrus, help me!”

The sounds of footsteps climbing the staircase showed your hope wasn’t in vain and you stared with relief as your friend opened the door to Sans’s room, his head peering in with urgency.

“WHAT IS THE ISSUE, MY DEAR FRIEND, FOR YOU TO BE CALLING FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS’S ASSISTANCE? ARE YOU INJURED?”

His sockets soon found your gaze on the mattress as you waved your free arm in the air. You replied, “No, but I’m stuck with Sans on top of me. Could you help me out here?”

Papyrus stared at you for a moment.

And took a picture.

“Papyrus?!?!”

The tall skeleton laughed, his expression showing no sympathy for your embarrassment as he pocketed his phone. “SORRY SORRY, BUT I HAD TO TAKE ONE TO SHOW SANS LATER! HE’LL BE SO EMBARRASSED!”

He walked over to you and assessed the situation as you huffed at him underneath Sans’s sleeping form. In one quick hand motion, he managed to separate you two and put a pillow in your place, which Sans instantly clung onto. He mumbled something into the pillow before nuzzling it, no sign of noticing the switch-a-roo.

You patted Papyrus’s shoulder, mumbling a quick thanks, as you ran to the bathroom. Once your urgent matter was done, you stepped back into the hallway, letting out a relieved sigh. There, you found Papyrus exiting Sans’s room, shutting the door behind him.

“You are my savior,” You told him as you walked over. “If it wasn’t for you, I would’ve died.”

Naturally, Papyrus took your compliments to heart. He struck his signature pose with his scarf magically swinging behind him in an invisible breeze (you stopped asking for questions a long time ago). “IT’S ONLY NATURAL FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS TO SAVE THE DAY! THAT IS WHAT THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOES AFTER ALL—SAVING HIS HUMAN FRIENDS IN CASES WHERE THEIR HUMAN NEEDS MUST BE FULFILLED!”

You chuckled as you walked with him down the stairs. “Yes, and your human friend right here appreciates it a lot.”

Papyrus grinned at your words and patted your shoulder. It “AND I APPRECIATE YOU FOR PUTTING SANS IN SUCH A COMFORTABLE STATE JUST NOW! USUALLY I WOULD SCOLD YOU FOR BEING INFLUENCED BY HIS TERRIBLE HABITS BUT I WILL LET YOU GO THIS TIME. I RARELY SEE HIM SLEEP LIKE THIS AND AS HIS CARING BROTHER, I THANK YOU!”

“Ah, well, you’re welcome, Papyrus.” You felt a bit embarrassed but also confused? Why were you being congratulated by his usual sleeping habits? You expressed this to Papyrus with a question, “But, Sans always sleeps like this though?”

The taller skeleton only stared at you, making you wonder if he misunderstood your question. Not wanting to cause a misunderstanding, you explained yourself.

“I mean, whenever he naps on me, he’s usually like this? Like all clinging and refusing to wake up. Isn’t he like… this…” Your voice got quieter and quieter as Papyrus’s eye sockets began to shine.

Then he grabbed your hands and with glittering eye sockets. “THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS A BRILLIANT IDEA!”

You, wide-eyed and confused on what was happening, only let out a, “Huh? What?”

“YOU SHOULD MARRY MY BROTHER!”

“What?!?!”

#writing is fun i always forget #lya writing #sans x reader #sans x you #sans x yn #sans x y/n #sans undertale #reader insert

[sukifoof-art]

hyperdeath asriel :) thinkin about how hyperdeath asriel is probably the most. genuine asriel... some Thoughts under the cut 👀

 a lot of “flowey” is pretty much an act built from self hatred and a need to protect himself-- he needs to justify his self hatred in a way that makes sense, so he takes it out on others and acts terrible and rationalizes that as the reason he hates himself. its also definitely a wall he puts up so that he doesnt get close to someone and lose them again... while “prince asriel” is more of him just trying to live up to who he used to be,, and flowey in the no mercy route kinda also follows this!! hes with who he believes to be chara so he immediately puts on his Perfect Friend act where everything is fine... but hyperdeath asriel is kind of more of an unfiltered asriel u know?? hes very clear about how he wishes he could go back and how he wants to see chara again,,, and he finally lets go and talks about how alone he is... its only him and frisk so he doesnt have a need to act any certain way,, theres another part to it where hyperdeath asriel himself isnt anyone that has been seen before. asriel can act however he wants as hyperdeath asriel and Not feel Weird about it. it also allows him to be truthful with himself and accept what hes done and who he is now,, i think about this a lot........ theres plenty of times where his flowey act seems to break too,, like when he took care of toriel and how he says theres no happy endings and the way he gets defensive over his gift from papyrus..... i really like that hes comically the level headed guy in the cast despite his extremely annoying persona where he constantly tries to rile u up. i think he gets annoyed easily but in a less explosive way,, like Yeah hes explosive but in the stinky older brother way where he WILL insult u if u piss him off and most of the time if hes annoyed hes like “UGH this is dumb” hes just kind of a pathetic loser and i appreciate this about him. thinks about the hard mode dialogue so hard

anyway read growth spurt and ask fallen royalty they get asriel so well i think about them all the time. one day i will work on my two asriel centric aus i prommy

#undertale #utdr #asriel #asriel dreemurr #flowey #god of hyperdeath

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

S/O and skeleton play Just Dance

Main ten plz

Undertale Sans - He's sitting on the couch and lazily moves the controller from there. The thing is clearly monitoring only small movements, why would you even tire yourself out when he can make a high score by doing nothing? You're raging so much.

Undertale Papyrus - He puts all his soul into this. But, uh... Papyrus is very expressive when he's dancing, and that's at least the fifth time he accidentally smacks you at full force in the face with his controller. He swears he's trying to pay attention but he has too much passion in his heart.

Underswap Sans - He insists on playing the highest difficulty because the easiest ones are not challenging enough. After like twenty dances, he's still as fresh as new while you're coughing your lungs out and can't catch a breath. You want to stop, he refuses. He's having too much fun. You're going to die you think.

Underswap Papyrus - He's doing his best but, uh, it's not really good. He's a terrible dancer and it's hilarious to see. He's completely oblivious to it though. He's having fun and he really doesn't care about what he looks like, he just wants to win.

Underfell Sans - He's doing the bare minimum to please you, but that's really not his thing. He's moving a leg or an arm from time to time, that's it. Every time you're looking at him, he blushes furiously and ignores you. Stop staring you're going to lose.

Underfell Papyrus - He didn't want to play but then you said it's just because he knows he's going to lose. Now, he's destroying you on the dancefloor. You're getting crushed, beaten, and crushed again as he wins dance after dance. Now who's the loser, uh?! LOSER!

Horrortale Sans - He can't coordinate his legs and arms properly and the instructions are going too fast on the screen for him to proceed. He gives up after ten minutes, defeated, and just sits on the couch to watch you. He's tired just looking at you move and eventually falls asleep.

Horrortale Papyrus - He can't participate because of his back, but he's cheering you and appreciating the show. You swear he's staring at your butt and he's not even hiding it. When you call him out, he simply wiggles his non-existent eyebrows at you. What is that even supposed to mean?

Swapfell Sans - He keeps whining saying the game is boring and that the devs would win so much more money if they put effort into doing a similar thing to train royal guards. Is he the only one to see the potential of this thing? What's even the point of dancing in your living room? Do you have so few friends you express the need to have the TV as your friend? Yeah, that and definitely not crying because you're better at the game than he is.

Swapfell Papyrus - He's a dirty player and will try all he can to distract you from the game to win, even pushing you into the couch so you lose a few seconds. After a few minutes, both of you completely forget the game as you're fighting on the floor playfully trying to make the other fall. He can't take things seriously.

Fellswap Gold Sans - You call this dancing? This game is for babies. He'll show you real dance! He throws the controller, grabs you, and makes you dance with him for real. After ten minutes, you're so tired you can't even walk anymore. Wine calls you weak but says you have potential for a royal prom. That's sort of a compliment you guess?

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He doesn't want to play at first, shy, but the more you're playing, the more he comes to you. Eventually, you manage to convince him to try, and now he won't stop dancing. He's not that bad, adding to that. You help him to discover something about him this day.

#undertale #underswap #underfell #horrortale #swapfell #fellswap gold #sans #papyrus #undertale ask blog #undertale asks #undertale imagines #undertale headcanons

[trashisstillhere]

Some Ninja Randy related art I just wanted to post right now. But it’s not just the og, but some different versions of him that I had made long time ago and decided to try drawing again today!

Oh boy, I haven’t thought of these guys in a very long time until now. Some of you who has seen some art from both my old account and the old ones in this account may know of them (expect for Bad Ending!Randy, I never really showed him, I think). And yes, I will kinda explain each one of them since the rest of you probably don’t know about them at all so here we go.

1. Evil! Randy

an evil version of Randy, with all the chaos pearls in his disposal now that the sorcerer is fully gone. And no, not in the way like in the season 2 finale but like…well.. let’s just say, he’s still trapped.

staying in the now abandoned norrisville high school (what happen to everyone in there? No body knows), Evil! Randy is mostly alone by himself, plotting and thinking about what to do next now that everything with him has changed.

If he ever does get a visitor in the school, he seems quite calm and wise towards them, showing them around and even asking them for favours to help him a little around the place, give him company as he haven’t had some in so long…..but don’t be fooled. Remember, those green orbs corrupts whoever has them and this Randy is no different.

Howard’s and the Nomicons whereabouts in this au? currently unknown.

The only new thing about him right now are those few green glowing cracks on his suit and all, I thought those would look cool on him.

——

2. Horror! Randy

Now you can easily find this guys story and first drawings of him on my account. Just click on the Rc9gn tag while staying on my account, scroll far down and you’ll find it. Easy peasy. But if you’re too lazy, I’ll give you a short(er) and quick version.

This Randy’s story takes place back in season 1, right after he just became the ninja and a few days passed. He meets some evil spirit who takes a form of a ninja and tricks him into thinking that it’s from the nomicon and that there’s people who are monsters in disguise’s that he has to ‘get rid of’. Because of this along with illusions from the spirit to make it more believable, he ends up killing lots of innocents, even Howard which he immediately feels tons of regret and guilt for.

At the end, Randy becomes a lonely mess, a lost cause, a paranoid psycho ninja who now can’t tell the difference between an actual monster and a human thanks to the manipulation of the fake ninja spirit who is now suddenly gone along with the illusions.

Basically, this is a fucked up Randy who suffers a lot and is very lonely. He does kill though.

—-

3. Disbelief! Randy

This Randy is kinda based on and inspired by the disbelief Papyrus Undertale Au. But instead of Papyrus with Sans jacket on, it’s the poor ninja boy with Howard’s. Most of this one is just Randy wearing the only thing he has left of his dead friend, trying to avenge him. Who or what got Howard killed? From what I remember (I never wrote any of these guys stories down) it was Mcfist and Viceroy, it was an accident with a robot of theirs. They never meant to have it kill the guy but it just…happen.

Damn, I have two au’s where Howard is dead. Good lord-

—-

4. Bad Ending! Randy

One I have never shown here before.

This was first a ‘what if’ thing. Like what if at the season 2 finale, in the battle between the sorcerer and Randy, it ended up terribly wrong? With Julian and Howard coming in too late, The sorcerer successfully stabs Randy deeply in the chest, making him be the one to lose and slowly die. The last things he got to see and hear at the end is a concerned Julian, a devastated crying Howard and the laughter of his enemy in the background.

After dying with one last breath, Randy ends up in a void. A blank, white, empty void with no one else but him, who is now mostly black and white, expect for the bleeding wound on his chest, a painful reminder of his defeat. Well, the nomicon is with him. However, he can’t communicate with it anymore.

Why? Because the book, that is also lost of color like the boy, seems to be corrupted. Not like evil corruption but just some kind of corruption that keeps it shut and quiet, no glowing, no beeps, nothing, having this sort of ink all over the cover that never stops dripping and keeps its pages sticky and shut tight.

Randy doesn’t understand this and the place he is stuck in but all he does know is he can’t get help anymore and he can’t even get to see what is going on in his home right now, though he assumes that it’s now slowly turning into a chaotic wasteland thanks to the sorcerer. All he can do now is cry and cry, mumbling to himself and getting mad at himself for losing so easily like that, probably even developing self hatred in the process.

There is actually some continuation i made for this with a good ending, where Randy somehow is able to fix the Nomicon, get out of the endless white void, get revived, reunite with Howard along with many others and finally defeat the sorcerer once and for all. Though that one never got finished and from what I remember, it’s not really canon and not a true ending to this au so….oops.

——————

But yeah, these are my Randy Au’s. There is kinda a few more but not really.

#rc9gn #ninja show #rc9gn randy #randy cunningham #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #ninja #au #evil au #alternative universe #doodles #drawing #fan art #bad ending

[battlemaiden13]

I have many thoughts on this anti Harem business!

I have been thinking about this AntiHarem thing a lot! I love the concept of all the love interest initially hating MC for various reasons before slowly warming up to them and I have ideas. 

I’ve read a few that involve the skeletons and I’ve noticed similar patterns through all the ones I’ve read. MC is living with the skeletons, the skeletons are all dating someone else (who is usually abusive and they are lying about MC to drag their reputation down) Mc has a kind soul or is an overly nice person all the time and there is always one skeleton who sides with MC since the beginning. If I were to write one I’d change a few things. 

MC wouldn’t live with the skeletons. I imagine them living in an apartment building on about the third floor and the house over the fence belongs to the skeletons where the MC can see into their backyard and maybe a few rooms from their balcony. 

The skeleton’s don’t have a s/o, some of them have hook ups but none of them are in a serious relationship. Instead they hate MC because of things they do (Accidentally) that directly affect the skeletons. 

MC isn’t a kindness trait soul. In fact they don’t really care about a lot of things. They are still nice but more rough around the edges. They’re personality is quiet, calculating and calm, they smoke and are pretty sharp with their tongue. 

Each of the skeleton’s hate Mc for different reasons, most of which are purely misunderstandings or cases of wrong place at the wrong time. Mc really just has terrible timing with each of the skeletons. I have figured out why most hate them too

Sans he just doesn’t like humans and then he sees MC getting irritated at Papyrus (or that's what it looks like)  and he really doesn’t like them. Then the human keeps messing up his research. 

Papyrus always seems to find MC yelling at someone for one thing or another and he’s heard MC say some awful things about others but doesn’t know the relationship MC shares with those other people. 

Edge is his manager and pretty bossy to him. Edge assumes MC likes torturing him but MC is really just trying to help, although a badly timed laugh doesn’t make things better. 

Red and Blue are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Mc turns around to fast and throws a cup of coffee on Blue by accident. She runs into Red and makes him drop the thing he’s holding. They both walk in to see MC yelling at their monster friend in a huff, or playfully shoving them. 

Orange hates Mc because they seem to be constantly lying to him but MC doesn’t know Orange so why would they tell this strange skeleton anything?

Berry thinks that MC is blackmailing him. They aren't, they couldn’t care less but Berry is just a paranoid idiot. 

Syrup just doesn’t feel anything towards MC but if his brother hates them then he will automatically be cruel to them. 

As you can tell I haven’t been thinking about this at all. . . . Nope. not once did it cross my mind…. I really like the concept XD

#undertale #anti harem #so many thoughts #cool concept #I have too many things to write #must resist

[sukifoof]

sometimes i think about the way asriel interacts with people and how he seems to believe that theres like. rules to friendship or something of the sort. maybe not Rules exactly but he seems to think there's a Correct way to act. he needs to do everything Right so he can get his Happy Ending. and the thing that really gets me about that is we only see him directly talk to two (2) people and that's chara and frisk. with chara it's like he's desperately trying to be as nice as possible and he just kind of goes along with whatever they say to keep them as a friend, and that only breaks once he feels like he's done something wrong (an example would be when he goes to asgore after getting scared by them). and how he says "i'd Never doubt You chara" despite obviously doubting this plan is so. yeah he's a people pleaser alright.

and Then there's frisk. flowey doesn't seem to see a point in befriending them for several reasons whether it's jealousy or an uncomfortable reminder of who he lost or that they remind him of himself. he talks to them as if he's thinking out loud, talking to himself. the only times he slips back into that persona is when he's trying to get the player to do what he wants like "oh maybe She has the key to your happiness :)" and this is Exactly why he NEVER believes anyone when they're genuinely kind to him. he thinks it MUST be an act because he thinks that's what his kindness is. he's so firm in his belief that he Must be terrible that he could never be genuinely kind or genuinely care about anyone. he's stuck in this cycle of self hatred from grief and his inability to Stop Masking For One Day Of His Life

so then it makes me think really hard about the way he interacts with papyrus. papyrus is really interesting cuz he's genuinely kind without just letting people do whatever they want to him. he has his boundaries and flowey knows how he'd respond to anything he says. and papyrus pretty much goes "wowww cant believe u would say that about urself" whenever anyone's a jerk to him which i'm SURE was amusing to flowey. we don't know much about how they talk to each other but they can probably understand each other's loneliness but i also think a lot about how sans says that flowey gives him praise and predictions. it just makes me wonder if he's Once Again falling back into his people pleaser habits with those he's fond of out of fear of losing them even though he knows how papyrus would react if he Was a jerk

flowey believing he can't feel and that this is so horrible of him is probably a result of him masking his whole life whether it's as the prince or someones friend and going "oh god this isnt really Me... what Is really me and did the Nice me die along with chara???" i just think. he's so unbelievably traumatized and clearly autistic (and probably has ocd tbh) and he doesn't know how to deal with it when he's done something that results in an unhappy end. that's Also why he blames himself so much he just thinks if he just did everything right everything would have turned out right. he's so well written in every aspect and it always makes me happy to see a well written character that i can relate to as someone with both ptsd and autism... thank u flowey i love u

#undertale #utdr analysis #utdr #flowey #asriel dreemurr #asriel #papyrus #hi im being regular about my big favorite again as u can see.

[septic-skele]

“Can we talk later, brother?” Blue suggests. It stings more than it should when he doesn’t even glance in Papyrus’ direction. His laugh at the mountains of paperwork around him, however, is even more painful, high-pitched, desperate in a way he never should be. “I’m afraid I sorely underestimated how much paperwork the queen left behind—but the paperwork underestimates me! I really am incredibly busy conquering it!”

“Too busy for me?” Papyrus tuts softly, knowing it’s a low blow, but it does the job. Blue flinches almost imperceptibly, eyelights tearing instantly away from the lists and reports and—

Stars, his gaze has never looked so wide and wan and lost. You’d never notice it unless you were Papyrus, Muffet or Alphys—because no matter how many friends he has among the townsfolk, how many of them really know anything of him behind the uplifting grin?

“No. No, Papy, never,” he assures, lying through his smiling teeth, forcing himself up from the desk on his last legs to welcome him into a hug. Because he thinks he has to, because he lives to serve. Service is his duty. Duty gives him purpose. Purpose gives it all meaning. Meaning is a light at the end of this terribly lonely tunnel. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to imply anything of the sort. I always have time for you. I’ll make time! I…I’m the King, after all. I operate by no one’s schedule but my own now! Heh…”

Papyrus hums something vaguely like agreement, keeps his breathing slow and steady and his grip tight. Maybe if he holds on long enough, if he makes enough time, Blue will slip. Maybe he’ll relent, crumple or cry or (dare he even think it?) finally sleep and Papyrus can take care of him for once.

#undertale #underswap #sans #papyrus #swap sans #swap papyrus #neutral route #king sans #fanfiction #ficlet #triple drabble #angst #brotherly love #blue's always making time for everyone but himself #:(

[punsmaster69]

15/NOV/20XX

HELLO!

IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS.

I KNOW HOW THIS SEEMS, BUT I PROMISE SANS ISN'T GRAVELY ILL OR ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

I'M TAKING ON THE RESPONSIBILITY OF WRITING FOR HIM TODAY AS PART OF OUR AGREEMENT.

...

DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

BASICALLY, SANS KEEPS DOING THINGS THAT ARE CONTINUALLY TERRIBLE FOR HIS HEALTH,

THAT HE THINKS ARE GOING TO BE BETTER FOR HIM,

BUT ARE REALLY JUST MAKING HIM FEEL WORSE IN THE END.

SO!

I CAME UP WITH AN INGENIOUS PLAN: A SET OF 'GUIDELINES' FOR HIM TO FOLLOW!!

ONE OF THEM IS,

"DON'T KEEP CONVINCING YOURSELF TO WRITE WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN A STATE TO. I CAN ALWAYS TAKE OVER IF NEED BE!"

THEREFORE, I HAVE THIS FOR NOW!

AGAIN.

ELABORATING ON BEFORE, HE'S NOT TERRIBLY SICK OR SUFFERING ANY AWFUL PAIN OR ANYTHING. (......HOPEFULLY.)

WHAT HAPPENED IS THAT OUR HEATING SYSTEM BROKE, AND HE SPENT THE WHOLE DAY FIXING IT.

HAVING A FUNCTIONAL HEATING SYSTEM IS POINTLESS TO SKELETONS, RIGHT? SINCE WE DON'T GET COLD..

HOWEVER!

WE HAVE TEMPERATURE-AFFLICTED FRIENDS OVER TOO OFTEN TO LEAVE OUR HOUSE FEELING LIKE A FREEZER!

EVEN IF WE SKELETONS CAN COMPLETELY HANDLE IT.

IT WASN'T COLD FOR US AT ALL.

.......

IT WAS A LITTLE COLD.

...

SANS WORE A BEANIE.

I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE HE STILL HAD ANY, TO BE HONEST.

HE SAYS THAT EVERY TEENAGER GETS A 'BEANIE PHASE', BUT—

HOLD ON.

HE'S...

HE'S TALKING IN HIS SLEEP.

——

I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE NIGHTMARE...?

STILL, I....

..I THINK I'M GOING TO STOP WRITING HERE.

WHAT IF IT TURNS INTO A FULL NIGHTMARE AND I'M NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION?!

WHAT IF HE STRUGGLES BECAUSE I'M NOT BY HIS SIDE??

WHAT IF HE'S ALREADY STRUGGLING???

I—

I'M SORRY.

I HAVE TO GIVE THIS GOODNIGHT EARLY.

#journal #undertale #papyrus #sans #sans and papyrus #papyrus and sans

[mar64ds]

trying to be better

(ID: A comic of 6 pages about Papyrus and Flowey from Undertale. In the first panel, Papyrus is looking up with a concerned look on his face. He says 'Flowey, we were worried about you! And now... I'll admit it, it's cool that a human soul let's you be taller, but that's besides the point. You can't really believe this is a good idea. Hurting people that aren't your friends it's still hurting people'. In the next panel, we can see that Papyrus was talking to Flowey, who has acquired a human soul, changing his appearence a little bit. He is bigger now, his petals are pointy and he has a human soul in his left palm. He looks slightly confused and replies 'I care about... you guys or whatever... but who cares about someone I don't know? Besides, they won't even be permanently hurt!'. Papyrus then tells him 'Do you really believe that?' Flowey smiles an evil grin and says 'Heheheh, why is it so hard to believe? Maybe I want to be cruel again! I'm at least good at that! I know how to be awful and terrible, being nice is way too hard. Maybe I should just accept who I am instead of keep disappointing people'. In the next panel he looks up to a save point, like the ones they show up in the game and says 'Besides, I miss all the power, all the fun, all the possibilities! Being a god! Why would I want to give that up?! Heheheh!' Papyrus looks skeptical, he stays quiet for a second looking at Flowey, then says 'I don't believe you. I don't think you miss being like this'. Flowey asks 'What?', confused. Papyrus then explains what he means, 'I think you are scared and you want to go back to something familiar. You think it might be easier to be cruel than to be nice and feel guilty when you make mistakes' Flowey is taken aback by this, he is nervous and looks away from Papyrus. He tries to deny it and says 'That's not-' but is interrupted by Papyrus who says 'But Flowey, this isn't you'. Flowey replies with 'This is me, this is who I really am'. Papyrus tells him 'This could be you, but you can choose not to be. You can be this Flowey or you can be the Flowey that likes spending time with his friends, the Flowey that takes care of other flowers, the Flowey that gets annoyed when he loses in a videogame, the Flowey that apologizes when he makes mistake but tries again the next day' Flowey is quiet after this, he looks at his hands with a sad look on his face. 'Why are you always so nice... Hahah...' he says. We can see that the left hand has the human soul, while the right hand has the red ribbon Papyrus gave him a while ago, he still kept it even in this form. He keeps talking, 'You know, I was really scared of any of you seeing me like this... I thought it was because I was worried you would try to stop me'. Tears fall from his eyes and land on his hands, he sobs and says 'No, it wasn't that, heheh...'. Flowey takes the human soul from his palm with the right hand with the ribbon on it, and returns to his regular form. Flowey looks down and cries quietly while offering the soul to Papyrus, knowing it will be safe with him and he will find a good place for it. Flowey sniffes and says 'Here it is...', Papyrus smiles at him and replies 'Hey it's okay you made the right choice'. Flowey says 'Well, the right choice hurts'. Papyrus then asks 'Where did you get this soul anyway?'. Flowey explains 'I don't know, I just... found it. I saw it the other day, just laying there. And... I don't know' In the next panel, Flowey is holding the soul with an upset look, he continues 'I was upset that day and the idea just came to me. I could just take this soul and no one would notice. I could have my powers back. That sounded fun, even if I felt sick just thinking about it, it sounded fun.' Flowey gives the soul to Papyrus while he keeps talking, 'Maybe if I hurt someone else that aren't my friends, this could work. That's what I told myself. There are so many people in this world now... and besides, I could just reset everything again, so I'm not doing anything bad, right? It still didn't feel right but... at least it was something I knew. Maybe it was the familiarity of cruelty, or the familiarity of hating myself. But it was familiar' Flowey looks upset but is hiding part of his face with his petals, he finishes with 'So for a second, I wanted to go back to something like that. But then you found me and...'. Papyrus looks at him concerned and tries to change the subject to make Flowey less upset, 'We were worried about you, Flowey, you were gone for a couple of days. The others are looking for you too. You can talk to us, just don't run away like that, okay?' Flowey doesn't reply, he seems lost in thought, and suddenly he cries. 'What is wrong with me? Why would I try to do that? I'm so disgusting...' he tells to himself. Papyrus sits down next to him and says 'I'll admit, it wasn't a good idea, but you didn't do it'. Flowey is trying to dry off his tears but he can't stop crying, he says 'Only because of you...'. Papyrus continues, 'But you made the choice. You didn't want to do it deep down'. Flowey isn't convinced, 'But I was going to anyway'. Papyrus tries again, 'But you didn't! You should be proud of that! You...', he sighs and continues, 'I get it, you feel guilty. I'm not saying you should feel okay about this or that you didn't do anything wrong. Sometimes guilt is necessary, it helps you realize your mistakes, it helps you grow' Flowey doesn't say anything, he keeps crying quietly, but he seems to be concentrated on what Papyrus is saying. Papyrus continues, 'Flowey, don't run away. Don't make yourself miserable and hide from everyone else, that's not going to help you or me or anyone. But you know what would? Being there, and try being better, no matter how small you might think your acts of kindness are. And if you make mistakes? You learn from them, that's all. That's what would really help' Flowey sighs and stays quiet for a second until he says, 'Okay'. Then he looks at Papyrus with a sad expression, 'Papyrus... I'm really sorry'. Papyrus only smiles at him and says 'I'm proud of your decision, Flowey'. Flowey smiles at him after that and says 'Golly, you always know what to say, huh?' and Papyrus replies with 'I'm a wise skeleton'. / end ID)

#deltaruneundertale #my art #safeutdr

[ivyprism]

Ink Fellswap Papyrus, Ink Swapfell Papyrus, Error Swap Papyrus, and Error Fell Papyrus (Info Dump)

Warning: Strings, cool boys, violence, etc.

Owl - Ink Fellswap Carnelian Papyrus

Personality: He's a really artistic and tranquil skeleton. He's a body painter and tattoo artist. He's pretty cool. He can be fairly tough, and he is extremely meticulous and focused on his work. He has a fierce temper and is not afraid to assert himself. He enjoys children and cares for them whenever possible. He cares about others and, when necessary, defends his loved ones. He is slick, focused, and little flirtatious. When he is working, he exudes a tranquil and attractive air. He enjoys playing innocent pranks. Many people look up to him. He is quite friendly and charismatic. He is unforgiving when it comes to protecting his family and loved ones.

Appearance: He is a tall skeleton with two large scars on his eye that form an "x" on it. He also has a golden tooth. He has a tail. He has deep red eyes. He has a tongue piercing. He has a few tattoos on his bones. He has a begonia tattoo on the back of his neck paired with butterfly weed. On his ribs is a heart tattoo with a daisy in the center. He has a sleeve of flower tattoos on his right arm (there seem to be mostly red roses, heliotropes, and purple hyacinths. but it doesn't seem to take up his entire arm.)

Granite - Ink Swapfell Amethyst Papyrus

Personality: In general, he is a quiet and solitary person. He manufactures jewelry and appears to be very focused on his craft. He helps Owl manage his tattoo shop and performs piercings. He designs all of his jewelry by hand. He takes his job seriously and decorates on occasion. He can be charming and tough simultaneously, but he can also be sweet and caring toward others. He is really shy and finds people fascinating. He is wary of anyone he believes poses a threat. When someone makes fun of him, he has the skill and willingness to be unpleasant and harsh. When faced with danger, he can be cruel and vicious; but, if they show that they are.

Appearance: He is a tall skeleton. He has dark purple eyelights and three scars on his left eye that are extremely jagged. He has a piercing on his tongue. He has a rhododendron tattoo on his throat. He has a jasmine tattoo on his ribs. He has a large flower back tattoo (includes honeysuckle, gardenias, and daffodils.)

Vi - Errorswap Papyrus

Personality: He's a lovely and entertaining skeleton. He keeps to himself and can be really rude. He prefers to be sure of his strings before pulling innocuous pranks. He's chilly and detached from others. He's destructive, and he combines a sweet approach with a seductive one. He is genuinely enthusiastic and does not hesitate to express it. He enjoys practical jokes, terrible puns, and puzzles. He occasionally smokes and eats lollipops, but he avoids causing trouble for his companions. He helps others whenever possible. He has a protective mentality and is often tense. He is normally lazy since he balances off his younger brother's eagerness, but he acts when prodded. He enjoys teasing his buddies and is a touch flirtatious.

Appearance: He is a skeleton monster. He has a scar on his right eye and a scar on his nose. He has large canines. He also seems to have orange strings wrapped around his arms and legs.

Diesel - Errorfell Papyrus

Personality: He, too, is a prickly and belligerent individual, but he is more tolerable. He's a doctor. He moves quickly and makes effective use of his strings. He is both regal and casual. He is simultaneously silent and dangerous. He's unpleasant and cruel, but with enough work, you can win him over. He is highly protective of his friends and may appear combative to defend them; but, if accepted, he is a sensitive and sweet individual. He'll gladly carry you if you ask. He is highly clever and brilliant. He never gives up and knows how to explain things. He has a bad temper and will not tolerate harm from anyone.

Appearance: He is a tall skeleton. He has deep red eyes. He has two scars on his right eye. He has, what looks like, red strings wrapped around his bones.

---------

#ink swapfell amethyst papyrus #ink swapfell amethyst #ink fellswap carnelian papyrus #ink fellswap carnelian #errorfell papyrus #errorfell #errorswap papyrus #errorswap #info dump #info #lots of info #ut au imagines #ut au headcanons #undertale headcanons #undertale imagines #undertale au headcanons

[bigoltrashpile]

Won't Leave You Alone (Papyrus x Reader)

Hey everybody!! This is a commission from the amazing @g0nefischin for donating to the PCRF! If you'd like to get your own commission, go ahead and see this post for more details. I hope you guys enjoy, I'm really happy with this one! :3

Everything felt like shit.  You groaned as you tried to pry your eyes open.  To your disgust, you had several of those eye crusty things sticking your eyelashes together.  Quickly, you rubbed them away, ignoring the pounding in your head and sat up.

Okay.  You still felt terrible, but you weren’t covered in puke, so that was a win.  Your stomach also wasn’t nearly as queasy.  Maybe you could finally keep some food down.  With that thought making your stomach growl, you forced yourself to your feet and stumbled to the kitchen.

You didn’t even notice the sounds of movement until you were faced with the person in your home.  A small scream of surprise escaped you.  “Papyrus??”  How did you not notice the tall skeleton in your home?  How long had he been there??

Papyrus jumped, and a pancake went soaring out of the pan he was holding.  It stuck itself firmly to the ceiling.  “STARS, YOU STARTLED ME, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE AWAKE!”

Damn his voice was loud.  You winced.  “Um, yeah…what are you doing?”

“Making Breakfast.”  Thank the stars, he lowered his voice.  “How Do…How Do You Feel?”  As he spoke, his eyes firmly looked everywhere except at you.

“Better, I guess.  But what are you doing here?”

“TAKING CARE OF MY VERY COOL VERY GOOD FRIEND, OF COURSE!  MY VERY FRIENDLY FRIEND!!!  THE FRIENDLIEST FRIEND I’VE EVER BEFRIENDED!!!!”

“Papyrus, you’re acting weirder than usual,” you muttered, wincing again.  “Are you okay?  Did something happen?”

“Sorry, Sorry.  Um…Well, Do You….Remember What You Said Yesterday?”

“No, did I say something stupid?”

“No, Nothing Stupid, But…”  Papyrus fiddled with the spatula.  Still not looking at you, he started to try and scrape the pancake off the ceiling.  “I’m Afraid You’ll Regret It.”

That last sentence was the quietest you had ever heard Papyrus.  You could barely make out his words.  “Regret it?  What could I say that I’d…regret…”

Your eyes widened.  Oh fuck.  You remembered.  The memories came flooding back to you, and your head pounded as you were flung back to yesterday morning.

--------------------------

You tossed and turned in your bed, trying to find the most comfortable position.  You knew you needed to get some sleep, to let your body recover, but nothing was working.  Everything was too hot with the covers on, but too cold with them off, and you kept sweating and shivering, making your pillowcase absolutely nasty.

A loud, enthusiastic knock on the door made you almost yell out in pain.  Every sound made your head feel like it was splitting in two.  You tried your best to ignore the knocking, but to no avail.  The knock rang out again.

You groaned and literally rolled out of bed.  You wrapped the blankets around you and shuffled to the front door, looking a lot like a huge slug.  Fuck, the walk down the hall was such a monumental task, everything kept spinning and the door seemed like it was getting farther away.  After what felt like an eternity, you finally made it to the door and swung it open.

“THERE YOU ARE!  SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, ARE YOU READY TO-Oh.  You Look Terrible!”

“Gee thanks,” you grumbled.  “What are you doing here?”

“We Were Going To Get Lunch Together, Remember?” Papyrus asked.  As he spoke, he took in your appearance.  “Although It Doesn’t Seem Like You Are Well Enough To Go.”

“Uh huh.  Sorry, can we reschedule?” you asked.  As you spoke, the world started spinning again, and you leaned against the doorframe.  You didn’t notice the look of worry that crossed your friend’s face.

“Of Course We Can!!!  Now Come, Let’s Get You To Bed!”  Before you knew what was happening, Papyrus had swept you off your feet.  He was holding you bridal style, like you didn’t even weigh anything!

You squeaked.  “P-Papyrus, put me down!”

“And Let You Fall?  Nonsense!  You Look Like You Can Barely Stand, Let Alone Walk!!”

He had a point.  You wouldn’t have made it two feet if you tried to walk on your own.  Oh well, you were too sick to fight back.  Instead, you just curled up closer to his broad chest.  He was so warm…

Papyrus’s steps seemed to falter for just a moment, but he kept going.  Carefully, he set you down in your bed.  You had never seen him so gentle, he was treating you like you were made of glass!  When he pulled away, you noticed he had a slight blue blush on his face.  “I-I’ll Go Get You Some Juice!!” he squeaked.

“I have some medicine in the bathroom, can you bring it?” you mumbled after him.

Papyrus gave a “nyeh” of approval.

Fuck, he was adorable.  You smiled a bit to yourself.  Thinking back to when he carried you, you couldn’t help but wish he did that more often.  He was so strong…and so handsome…and so cool…

Yeah you had a crush on him, but how could you not?  He was really the best, and here he was helping you out while you were sick!  Sans was right, Papyrus was really the coolest!

Before you knew it, Papyrus was back, triumphantly carrying a glass of orange juice and your medicine.  “Here You Are!  It Said To Take Three Of These, So Drink Up!”  

You quickly swallowed the pills, and took a gulp of juice.  Shit, you didn’t realize how dry your throat was until you had a drink.  You finished the entire glass in just a few breathless seconds.

“Golly, I Didn’t Realize You Were So Thirsty!  Do You Want Some More?” Papyrus asked.

“No, thank you, but I should get to sleep,” you said, smiling gratefully at the skeleton.  “These pills always mess me up a bit.”

“Well Then, I’ll Get You Some More When You Wake Up!”  As he spoke, he climbed into bed next to you, and you let out a surprised yell.

“W-what are you doing??”

“Getting In Bed?  What’s It Look Like??”

“B-but shouldn’t you be going?”

“Do You…Do You Not Want Me Here?” Papyrus frowned.

“I do, I do!”  You couldn’t stand the look of hurt on his face.  “I just…I don’t want you to feel like you have to take care of me!”

“But I Want To!!”  For a skeleton, he was very good at giving you puppy dog eyes.  “I Want To Take Care Of My Very Cool, Very Special Friend!  Pleeeeeeeeease?”

You laughed and tried to push his face away.  Partly to get him out of your face, but mostly to stop him from seeing the blush creeping across your cheeks.  “Okay, okay, fine.  But only if you promise you won’t get sick from me.”

Papyrus cheered a bit and snuggled closer to you again, throwing an arm over your shoulders.  “Your Petty Human Germs Can’t Affect Me!  Our Biology Is Completely Different!”

“Good point.”

You wiggled a bit closer to him.  Somehow, he was very comfortable.  He was warm enough that you just needed a light blanket, and he was somehow very soft.  Must be magic or something.

No need to think about it too hard.  You just sighed happily and let the medicine carry you to sleep.

--------------------------

You woke up a bit later, to the pain of a very dry throat.  You groaned and rolled over.  “Papyyyyyyyyy.”  Everything was blurry and had a soft glow around it.

Papyrus was on his phone, but quickly put it down to look at you.  “Yes, Cupcake?”

“Can you get me some juice?” you said.  Your voice was slurred, and you giggled at the sound.

“Of Course!!”  He jumped up and ran out of the room and returned with a tall glass of juice.

You cheered sleepily and grabbed the glass with two hands.  “You’re the beeeest Papy!”

“Nyeh, Thank You!”

“Like, really the best.”

“Th-”

“Wanna kiss your face.”

“NYEH????”

You gulped down the rest of your drink, ignoring all the juice that completely missed your mouth and ended up on your shirt.  “Mmyeah,” you giggled.  “Wish I could kiss your silly face and hug ya all the time and make you feel as good as you make me feel,” you rambled.  You tried to put the cup on the bedside table but missed.  It landed on the ground, spilling a bit of liquid onto the used tissues scattered around.

“Hey.  Hey.  Don’t tell anybody,” you whispered loudly.  You grabbed the collar of Papyrus’s shirt and pulled him close.  You held up your other hand to cover your mouth, like you were children gossiping on the playground.  “I’ve got a biiiiiiiiiiiig crush on you.”

“YOU DO????”

“Yeah, it’s a secret.”  You flopped back into bed, eyes already drifting closed again.  “Don’t tell anybody.”

“I WON’T????”

You laughed softly as you fell back asleep, leaving a baffled and flustered Papyrus standing next to your bed.

--------------------------

You buried your face in your hands and sat down at the kitchen table.  “Oh my god, I can’t believe I did that,” you mumbled to yourself.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!  THAT MEDICINE MUST HAVE REALLY MESSED YOU UP!” Papyrus laughed good-naturedly.  “MAKING YOU THINK YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME, THAT’S RIDICULOUS!”

“What?  Why is that ridiculous??”

Papyrus still had his gaze fixed firmly on the ceiling.  “BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU?  IT’S OKAY, IT WAS CLEARLY THE MEDICINE TALKING, I DON’T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU.”

“But it’s true?”

“TRULY THE MEDICINE TALKING, I KNOW-”

“No, I really do have a crush on you!”

Everything seemed to freeze.  For a few moments, everything was still.  At least, until the pancake finally unstuck itself and fell to the ground with a comical “thwap.”

“Y-...You Do?”

“Of course I do!”  You fiddled with the hem of your shirt.  “You’re so sweet, and you take care of me, and you’re handsome-like, really handsome-and you make me laugh, and-”

“HOLY SHIT!”  Papyrus fell into a chair next to you, like his legs couldn’t hold him up anymore.  “THIS IS…WOW.”

“I understand if you don’t feel the same way, I’m sorry for being so-”  You were cut off by Papyrus pressing a passionate kiss to your lips.

Your eyes widened as Papyrus pulled away.  “SHIT, FUCK, I’M SO SORRY, I JUST-I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT, PLEASE DON’T HATE ME!!!” Papyrus squeaked.  He wrung his hands together.  “THAT WAS VERY OUT OF LINE, I JUST-”

You took the chance to cut him off this time.  You gently kissed his teeth, and Papyrus stiffened, before gently cupping the back of your head.  This kiss lasted much longer, and when you pulled away, you were both gasping and flushed.

“...WOWIE!”

“Yeah, wowie,” you grinned.

“So…Um…I Guess I Don’t Have To Worry About That Anymore!” Papyrus giggled.  “I’ve Been Stressing About Confessing To You For Weeks!”

“Yeah, same here!  Ha, we could have been dating for a long time if we both stopped being such dummies,” you laughed.  You felt so light, like a huge weight had been taken off your chest.

“Yeah!  Oh Well, No Time Like The Present!!”  He leaned towards you again, but you stopped him with a hand on his chest.

“M-maybe I should brush my teeth first.  Oh, and get some food.  I’m starving!”

“OH, YES!  YOU BLEW ME AWAY, BAD BREATH AND ALL!” Papyrus joked.  “I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH CLEAN TEETH!  YOU CLEARLY HAVE A LOT TO TEACH ME IN THE ART OF DATING~”

“You’ll pick up on it fast, I’m sure!”

“I DON’T KNOW, I MIGHT NEED A FEW EXTRA LESSONS~”  Papyrus winked, saying the word “wink” as he did.

You laughed.  Sick you may be an idiot, but at least they got you a handsome boyfriend.  You silently shot a thank you to the bottle of pills as you brushed your teeth.  With Papyrus by your side, everything would be okay.  You beamed as you skipped back to the kitchen, eager to begin the next “lesson.”

#my garbage #writing #commissions #papyrus #papyrus x reader #sick fic #fluff #thanks again g0nefischin!! #you're awesome and your art is so tasty i put it in my mouth

[deltaswapjevil]

A Different Undertale: Main Cast Summary

Content warning:

Frisk: Climbed Mount Ebott when playing with their friends. Fell and got amnesia. Actually takes the name of the first fallen human because of this. Goofy and childish. Naive. Easily manipulated because of their amnesia and general nativity and gullibility.

Flowey: If a monster body can't handle determination how would a lowly flower be able to? That's the logic I went with here. The determination and continued resets take a toll on Flowey's body. Due to his constant suffering he views the world through a pessimistic lense. More like a travel buddy for Frisk, constantly manipulating them to their bidding. Doesn't actually want to harm anyone, especially not Frisk, as they feel genuinely grateful for their help, but steal the souls to try and stop or at least delay his own demise.

Toriel: After being banished to the Ruins she lost all hope and began to deteriorate mentally. Delusional and has blotchy memories. Still kind and gentle but keeps mistaking you for her children. Doesn't remember who killed her kids but knew it was someone she loved and trusted. Somehow she begins to believe you killed her children and that's why you want to leave so soon. Similar to Horrortale and Underfell Toriel.

Sans: His magic became too strong and due to a combination of over exertion, low stats, laziness, drug addiction, and his loss of hope, his body began to deteriorate. He's basically a walking body made of dust puppeted by his soul. The only thing giving him a reason to live is taking care of his brother. Using magic, including shortcuts, causes him great pain. Smokes and drinks. Buys drugs off Grillby. Similar to Underfell Sans. Eye glows....grey. One hit is all it takes to shatter him completely. In genocide he doesn't even need to dodge as he's basically just dust now meaning your attacks have no effect.

Papyrus: Suffers from extreme autism and ADHD. Has little control over his body and magic. Still an expert with puzzles but they're more of his pastime. Needs constant attention and stimulation. Sans usually keeps him on a child leash to make sure he's not mugged or shanked or something. However most monsters actually really like him and most gangs even help him. A shining hope in the underground, showing there is good out there. Similar to Horrortale and Axetale Papyrus. Almost completely mute only speaking in jumbled words and an occasional NYEH. Sans translates what he means to the best of his ability.

Undyne: The cruel captain of the Royal Guard. Ashamed of the person she's become which is why she rarely removes her helmet. Sent to execute innocents and usually follows through. Refuses to kill children or queer people (as long as being queer is their only "crime") so she "accidently" lets them get away. The only person who can access Alphys. Secretly lesbian but won't come out due to fear of being removed from the Royal Guard.....or worse. Stays in the Royal Guard only because she's afraid of someone worse taking over. Still hates humanity but comes around pretty easily. If anything were to happen to her friends she might just finally snap.

Alphys: A "criminal" due to possessing human objects, being bisexual, and also illegal experimentation (honestly that's the only real crime here). Ashamed of herself. Isolated and hidden in her lab which has high security designed to only allow humans and or Undyne. Due to her isolation she has terrible eyesight. "Sees" by sensing Infrared heat like snakes. Nervously shakes ALOT. Has a lisp and a stutter and just generally has trouble talking. Has a huge crush on Undyne but doesn't want to get her in trouble.

Asgore: Has a genuine hatred for humanity after they sealed his kind underground and cursed them suffering. A cruel leader who hates anything the humans made. Doesn't even burry the humans just stores their corpses in his corpse room to intimidate the next humans. Doesn't even want freedom. Just likes killing humans. There's a small bit of his original kind and gentle self in there. Similar to Underfell Asgore. Cold. Destroys the Mercy and Fight buttons. Forcing you to just stall.

Mettaton: He was able to avoid execution for being so....Mettaton by promising to "bring hope and happiness to the underground." In other words....he's a sex worker. Hotland has become one big strip club. Many monsters hate him because he avoided execution by offering over his body. He's viewed as a cheater and able to be free. But really he's just as trapped as everyone else. Forced to stay in his ex form 90% of the time and has come to hate it. He's also come to hate Alphys for ditching him. He's become almost as pessimistic as Napstablook now. He buys drugs from Muffet to cope but they don't really have an effect besides gunking up his machinery. His body was also made more sexually appealing and even more feminine. All of his dreams of acting have been taken away and replaced with an eternity of dancing poles. He's similar to Lusttale Mettaton and Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel

Napstablook: After his cousin left their dying snail farm Napstablook turned to drugs. They smuggled them from Grillby's as they didn't want to be seen but at least they always left money on the counter on their way out. Unfortunately the drugs dont do anything for Napstablook because they're a ghost and the drugs are corporeal. If they would've asked for ghost drugs Grillby probably would've asked Muffet to make them since who would pass up an opportunity for a whole new group of customers but Napstablook doesn't like to talk to people and prefers isolation. They are also suicidal and similar to most Horrortale Napstablook interepretations they make a noose with their tears which is what they're doing when you first meet them. Unfortunately since their a ghost they can never truly rest in peace.

Monster Kid: Hangs around with other gangs who are a bad influence on the child. They're violent and aggressive. They still admire Undyne (though they pretend not to, to seem cool) and get under her skin and she comes close to killing them a couple times. They actually do die in the neutral and genocide routes. In neutral they fall off the bridge before anyone can save them and in genocide they are killed before Undyne can arrive. They are incredibly petty and jealous towards those with arms which is almost everyone.

Temmies: Tem has taken advantage of her intelligence. She runs a cultist gang of Temmies worshipping the all knowing egg. She keeps the loyal by manipulating them and getting them high on Grillby's drugs. She believes herself to be too smart for college and just wants all the money for the hell of it. Sends her Temmie hordes on heists and has them donate their riches to the egg's donation box which just so happens to lead to Tem's underground weapons shop. She sells great weapons at high prices and is a pretty influential terrorist of the underground. The only Tem she hasn't converted yet is Bob. He sits in the corner of the abandoned Tem Village (they relocated to a new area known as Tem Empire or Tempire) and thinks about how far he let things get out of hand....and if he should just follow everyone else.

Grillby: A drugs dealer in Snowdin. One of the kinder monster though. He's greedy and will kill anyone who pisses him off. But won't go out of his way to hurt anyone and at the end of the day he's just trying to provide for his family. He doesn't make drugs just sells them though sometimes he spices them up with fire magic. He's well liked in Snowdin....too well liked as he's afraid someone's gonna let slip about his underground operation. He makes sure to butter the dogs up with treats in his "apartment" and let them play poker. Misses his daughter but was forced to move away to Snowdin when Muffet threatened not to supply him with anymore products if he didn't move further away from her shop.

Muffet: Money isn't the root of all evil. It's people's greed that makes them evil. And none are more evil than Little Miss Muffet. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet making her joint and weed. When along came cops who told her to stop but they're just food for her pet to eat. She makes all the drugs in the underground and sells them to other vendors only asking for a third of the revenue. She may sound like a great boss. But if you don't pay her in time you'll find yourself on the wrong side of her web. She already helped save the spiders from the Ruins due to her immense influence. She just wants the money to fill her putrid black heart. She may be cruel but deep down she's really just a scared little girl. Trying to prove herself to adults and not get pushed around. The only people who truly understand her are her spiders.

Mad Mew Mew: She's already transitioned due to her dummy body being destroyed in a fit of rage from Undyne and her finding this body dumped in the trash by the guards who raided Alphys human junk. Shes content with this body. But the underground doesn't take to lightly to queer folks. Asgore thinks it's something the humans made up and thus must be evil. And so Mew Mew is considered a criminal just for being herself. But if she's gonna be a criminal she might as well own it. She's gonna be the Undergrounds greatest criminal. Cause if she's going down she's taking all these other motherfuckers down with her. She leads a gang of other oppressed people and commits small misdemeanors and attacks those rude guards. Always being careful to avoid capture. She's one of the top crooks on Undyne's radar. And yet Undyne can't bring herself to capture and execute her. Undyne understands her struggles but doesn't agree with how she goes about dealing with them. They fight on the battlefield but in secret they hang out. They have a frenemy relationship. Undyne is trying to convince Mew to join the guard to at least offer her some protection but she's decided on raining hell in the Underground just to see the look on the guards face when they realize they messed with the wrong trans kitty.

River Person: Hope can be found in the strangest of places. River Person has gone quiet. Communicating through actions rather than words. Ferrying those who are worthy and drowning those who aren't. They drown very few people though. They try to see the good or rather potential for good in everyone. They believe there is hope for this world. That people can and will change. And that one day very soon peace will be returned. Until then they'll just hum their little tune in their riverboat and pray for a better tomorrow.

Annoying Dog: God has left this world

Asriel: Hopes and Dreams are a thing of the past. Asriel was born in a world with no Hopes, no Dreams, no Love. They befriended Chara but were distant from the rest of their family. They helped Chara move in their wheelchair and wanted to believe humanity was good....but one day disaster struck. Asriel and Chara were picking flowers. Chara knew very little about flowers and made a pie with them for Asriel's 12th birthday.....and poisoned him. The buttercups they picked poisoned the young monster and he passed away soon after.... As Flowey he blames Chara for everything. For the way the underground is. For the way he is. And for giving him hope that humanity was capable of anything but cruelty. He hates humans he hates monsters and wants them all to burn in hell alongside him. Even after regaining his true form he's covered in melting scars like a decaying corpse. Because some wounds never heal.

Chara: The first human who fell. They climbed Mount Ebott to bring joy to Monsterkind but ended up falling and breaking countless bones. They became wheelchair bound but Asriel and Toriel cared for them. They loved flowers and baking but weren't good at recognizing flowers. This lead to Asriel's death. Chara was stricken with grief and blamed them self which may be why they didn't fight back when Asgore killed them. It's said that when you enter the King's throne room you can still hear their laughter.

Gaster: His fall into the Core was no accident. He saw the decent of Monsterkind. And didn't want to around long enough to see it. So he fell into the Core. However even in death monsters are doomed to suffer. As he didn't die. He's stuck watching the world he tried to help spiral into hell unable to help. In intense pain his new goal is finding a way to put this world out of its misery.

#sans #undertale #napstablook #papyrus #toriel #undertale aus #asgore #Flowey #chara #frisk #asriel #undyne #alphys #temmie #mettaton #Monster Kid #grillby #gaster #Muffet #Annoying Dog #river person #mad mew mew #A different Undertale #Dark themes #Content warning #I put those tags at the bottom because yes #If you're still reading these tags you're probably bored

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

how are the main 10 when drunk, and whats a funny story because of this?

Undertale Sans - He doesn't drink that much so it's pretty rare when he's actually drunk. But the rare times he is, he turns into a chaos goblin, pranking everyone repeatedly until someone has to restrain him to make sure he stops messing with people. Friends, family, perfect strangers, drunk Sans fears no one. The worst being when he's drunk with Toriel. The two of them are laughing hysterically to the point they can't breathe anymore for no reason. If Sans' laugh is pretty discreet, Toriel... is absolutely not.

Undertale Papyrus - Papyrus doesn't drink except when he's hanging out with Undyne, and somehow, it always ends terribly wrong. There was that one time they woke up on the roof of the highest building only wearing duck lifebelts or that time they crashed a wedding and begged the priest to marry them together, which he actually did because he was terrified of them. To this day, they are still legally married as Undyne doesn't want to divorce because she thinks it's funny. Papyrus thinks it is not, but he can't drag her in court to divorce their drunk marriage, that's so embarrassing!

Underswap Sans - He's the same when he's drunk, just really hyperactive and excited, bouncing and running everywhere, completely forgetting his inside voice and trying to ride every royal guard dog he can find to run in the park on their back. Toriel usually keeps him on her lap when he's starting to cause too much chaos until he passes out after running out of energy lol.

Underswap Papyrus - He doesn't take alcohol very well. Usually, he feels dizzy after a glass or two, goes to a corner and naps there for twelve hours straight. The only problem being no one can wake him up and he usually ends as a dead potato bag on Asgore's shoulder when it's time to go home.

Underfell Sans - He needs to have someone to watch him over at all costs because he will provoke a brawl. Red is searching for fights, and for people to fight each other. He can't help it, when he's drunk, it's his favorite thing ever. He's not authorized to drink if no one can watch him, because one time, he made Toriel and Asgore fist fight in a party and it took 30 monsters and the entirety of the Royal Guard to stop the two boss monsters from trying to kill each other while he was just cheering in a corner and taking bets...

Underfell Papyrus - It doesn't seem to affect him, but alcohol makes him a lot more sensitive to compliments and teasing. Just a little sentence can turn him bright tomato. Unfortunately, alcohol prevents him from defending himself too. His mind is blank, he has no control of the situation, and the more you tease him, the more red he gets. He hates it when he's like this, so usually, he doesn't drink before everyone is already drunk.

Horrortale Sans - Alcohol makes him sick and he hates how it tastes so no thanks. He's fine with a soda or water.

Horrortale Papyrus - He's a big baby when he's drunk and will get emotional at anything. Any compliment, anything looking cute, just giving him back something he dropped on the floor will send him sobbing hysterically in the other person's arms and crushing them to death in a hug. He accidentally dislocated Grillby's shoulder like this once. Then he came to his bar every day for two entire months to apologize again and again lol.

Swapfell Sans - He's his usual self, but without the filters. Instead of bitching on everyone in his head, he's bitching on everything and everyone out loud, and not a lot of people actually like that. It's not like he cares. Well, he cares when some giant monsters smashed him into a wall several times to make him shut up, but otherwise, he's answering back to people coming to argue with him. Half of them leave crying because he beat them up verbally.

Swapfell Papyrus - He's flirty as hell. He will flirt with everyone, but also everything looking vaguely monster-like, like a pillar, or a bush, or a car. He even went to an airport to flirt with what he thought was a Tsunderplane for three hours before someone asked him why the hell he's kissing a random plane.

Fellswap God Sans - He goes to find Alphys to antagonize her so they start fighting. He doesn't care if Alphys is on the other end of the city, dating Undyne or in the middle of an important meeting with the Royal Family, he will fight Alphys. Alphys is a bit paranoid now in the evening, scared he might crash through a window to throw bones at her.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He has a confidence boost for about an hour, does crazy things like inviting Napstaton to dance, and suddenly he realizes he's dancing with Napstaton and that everyone is looking at him and he randomly screams and jumps by the window to run away. Yeah, he's not good with alcohol.

#undertale #underswap #underfell #horrortale #swapfell #fellswap gold #sans #papyrus #undertale ask blog #undertale asks #undertale imagines #undertale headcanons

[weirdducky17]

Personal Headcanons (UnderTale AUs Edition!)

(Part 1/?)

UnderTale, UnderFell and Underswap!!

Tis my personal headcanons of the skeleton brothers! I hope you like my interpretations of these wacky skele dudes!

UNDERTALE:

SANS

Ultimate Pun Master

The Sans-ational Sans

A very humerus comedian

One depressed mf

Very distrustful of anyone outside of his circle of friends and acquaintances

Closed off and introverted but can be extroverted in certain situations

I feel like he's not really someone interested in romance??

If he did have a romantic interest, he would definitely figure out his feelings very quickly but won't act upon them

Papyrus is his #1 Top Priority

Sorry fangirls but papy more important than you :[

Chugs the shit out of straight, black coffee

Naps a lot but is very hyper aware of his surroundings

A light sleeper. Often wakes up at night, def has insomnia.

Bottles up his feelings a lot until someone makes him snap

Very traumatized from the resets which in turn makes him have a very pessimistic view of the world and how he interacts with humans

He needs some loving, this very squishable skeleton :(

I kin him, he's me to a T.

PAPYRUS

The most hyperactive dude you'll ever meet

Wakes up at the ass crack of dawn fs

He has a lot of energy and most likely experiences a long period of burn out as a result

He has anxiety about not doing something active, he's not really someone who likes sitting still

He tends to put a lot of effort in different interests

He can cook great food, he just cannot grasp how to cook proper and edible spaghetti

Coffee gives him headaches so he prefers to drink tea instead, Sea Tea more specifically

Hides his emotions as well from his brother, worries that he's just adding more to his older brother's overflowing plate

If he had a romantic interest, he would he more bold in his displays of affection, sometimes outright declaring it.

His dating manual comes in very handy

Sans needs to pick up his goddamn sock >:[

Easily stressed baby

He needs a well deserved break

UNDERFELL

RED

My favorite boi 💕

Kind of a dick ngl

Very perverted and aint afraid to show this judging by his very suggestive and flirty comments

Wears a loootttt of gold jewelry, he looks great with them okay?

A simp must simp!

He's verryyyy touch starved, so bad its kinda sad—

Gamer boi, very cultured in the gaming community

Is a very pleasant guy once you get pass his flirty and kinda dick-ish behavior

If he had a romantic interest, he would try to deny it as having "vulnerable feelings" is considered a weakness in his underground

He got used to shoving his feelings deeeppp down and kinda just sucks up

But he's still the more expressive one, gets aggressive easily, him being upset is very obvious to tell and when he's happy it's more concealed but he's quite genuine

He's very proud of his brother, he'll do anything for Edge which is why he took the submissive approach in their brotherly dynamic

Doomfanger fucking hates him lol

EDGE

Mr Egotistical

Napoleon complex but taller

Quite an understanding person once you earn his respect

He has high standards and expects people to meet them

A real good cook, one of the few papyruses that makes great food... unless it's lasagna. It's a 50/50 if his lasagna has glass in it—

Best Cat Dad! Doomfanger is a spoiled baby, high quality tuna and fresh milk only for the bestest of kitties

I would hang out with him if I'm in a good mood ngl

If he had a romantic interest, he would expect them to make the first move 100%. This man had no idea how to do love

Def a tsundere

A tea enjoyer, golden flower tea is his favorite

UNDERSWAP

BLUE

No, it's not UwU Blueberry. We don't talk about him 😬

Is actually quite mature despite being quite hyperactive and have a childish nature

Very responsible and loves being active

He is a terrible cook but a great baker! He makes great cupcakes and cakes, needs work on presentation but its the thought that counts 💕

Is an empath, hyper aware of how people feel around him.

Secretly depressed

Gets annoyed pretty quickly

Doesn't back down easily and stands his ground very firmly if he believes he's in the right

Flirts casually and a cheeky person

Secretly insecure about how people see him

Hates being called short and treated like a child

STRETCH

My favorite Papyrus AU 💕

He snores loudly and prefers to sleep on the couch more than his own bed

He tries cutting down on his smoking by eating candy

Is just as distrustful as Sans but more overprotective of Blue

Will actually consider murder if someone hurts his brother

Flirts casually and isn't as interested in romance

He's very touch starved but he prefers to only show it if its his family or his future s/o

How to trust people 101

Very stressed which is why he took up smoking as a stress reliever

He has adult magazines hidden under his mattress, you can't convince me he doesnt— COUGH COUGH

He's a hoarder and quite messy, he has some cigarette butts still left over in his room

Hope you like my headcanons for them!!

Next headcanons are the Star Sanses and then the Bad Sanses!!

#undertale #undertaleaus #ink sans #nightmare sans #undertale au #underswap #underfell #underfell sans x reader #underswap x reader #undertale x reader #dust sans #sanssweep #sans the skeleton #sans

[maiuoart]

Headcannon time

HC all about Swapfell Red and the Mutt man, perhaps with the extra family content.

Papyrus; Mutt, Russ, Russell

Papyrus has only given his name back when he was a young tyke and didn't understand the ability it would give others to know his name. As an adult, he doesn't speak of it, though still responds to it silently. (Most beings who knew his name are either dead, or used another name to the point that they forgot completely of what he used to go by. Only Sans, Undyne, and Queen Toriel know of it.)

Close friends he trusts, he gives his nickname 'Russ'. He's taken up a habit of using a more human name, since Monsters see him more as one due to his own imagery. Yes, double S's, because he's chosen the 'Human' name of Russell.

The nickname 'Mutt' comes from his brother Sans, more in a means of playfully bantering with him that came from childhood, though people have taken it as a negative meaning. Sans and Papyrus use that to their advantage; He plays the lazy, undeserving, drunken and drugged-out brother, whose so low on his luck that he has to undignifyingly rely on his baby brother.

It's such a habit to call himself 'Mutt', play the role of a womanizer, that most others think he's part of a Wolf Pack. Russ isn't, but he enjoys hearing and getting others to believe he is. And if he's caught? Well, his fleeing powers come in such good use! Even better if he can get two Clans against the other... Better yet if he can earn Favors from them, however- Something he's done quite a few times before.

He recalls who has given him life, his name, his powers; though his 'Creator' has thankfully lost his mind, memory, and parts of his Soul. There's reasons why he stays away from the Snowy part of town, and it isn't because of the terrible snow storms. Not like the cold bothers him, anyways.

He enjoys Human company the most. It's more along the lines of what was first an addiction, slowly morphed to understanding, then a spark of what he'd never thought he'd have; Life. But even though that feeling ended in pain, causing a small habit of drug taking again to form; Russ still finds solace in beings who he looks more apart of compared to others. He bleeds like the humans, perhaps he was one back in the days?

He knows where the Blood-red Echo's come from. It pains him how the White and Pink Echo flowers are made... He's just glad he was able to keep His Human from becoming those when she was here.

He might look lazy; Look like someone you'd REALLY not want following you... But honestly, probably the best thing to have happen to you.

Russ is notorious to be someone who can hide easily; No one but the Judge has seen how he works. Not even Sans.

Queen Toriel had wanted to make him her right hand man; But he declined it for his own personal reasons... Instead, taking up another type of job- Earning the nickname 'Watch Dog'.

Sans; General, Commander, Tyrant, Regal

Sans has one of the worst tempers in the Underground; Most beings can't believe he hasn't turned yet like the last General did with all the power he has gained over the years.

He will only stand down if personally told by Queen Toriel, otherwise he is head strong, high strung, and will always be victoriously vicious in whatever he's doing.

Doesn't care for many other beings; Has been called all the names in the book but most Civilians call him 'Tyrant', though it's for their own good with the rules he has placed.

The only ones he has looked up to have died; Both physically, like his adopted father and the King, and Mentally, like his brother and his adopted sister. (It will only be after a few years out of the Underground will he see his brother as, once again, someone he can rely and count on and finds something to help his sister regain her consciousness from LVL-overdrive.)

Teenage Monsters enrage him to no end; It brings back terrible memories and annoyances that his own brother had pulled back in the day. However, he does find some twisted joy in scaring the shit out of these ones.

Young Monsters, he tends to ignore if they are being cared for. But under the guise of the Queens Rules; He allows himself to show no mercy to those who need a helping claw, though there have been some he's been far too late to save...

Knows that everyone who tries to befriend him only want his protection. Only friends of his brothers, he tends to be slightly less toxic to... However, there is one Monster he wouldn't mind befriending...

Though he can be toxic, extremely narcissistic, & ego driven; He does have a calmer side to him... It's shown when he drinks. Sans favorite thing to do after a specifically long and exhausting day is to get wine from Gillby's and, perhaps, bring home some healing waters to relax in.

Bribes normally don't work on Sans; But if it's for a good cause...

Sans has always gone by; 'Sans the Malevolent', and because he doesn't have a last name as far as both brothers are aware; Most of those under him call him 'General/Commander Malevolent', etc...

Sans is the voice for both him and his brother; However, he does look and read his brother for expressions and other telling tales that only he can translate due to their sibling bond.

Extremely well tuned in body language, more than his brother is.

Has pure hatred for so many things... It's easier to list what he actually likes.

#mai rambles #swapfell #swapfell papyrus #swapfell red #mai talks #swapfell sans #SFR #SFR HC #Headcannons #Just a personal taste of wtf is going on in my brain. #These boys are taking over again in my brain