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#Park Chanyeol Incorrect Quotes
yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year
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Incorrect EXO
Baekhyun and Kyungsoo:
[screaming]
Chanyeol, running into the room: Kyungsoo what's wrong?!
Baekhyun: Why are you only asking him?! We are both screaming!
Chanyeol: Because Kyungsoo doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.
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what-if-nct · 11 months
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Kun: What's going on in here?
Yangyang: Knife club.
Kun: What's knife club?
Renjun: We sit around and play with knives.
Yangyang: And Renjun threatens to stab Haechan at least once.
Haechan: He almost did it today.
Renjun: Next time you won't be as lucky.
Haechan: And I'll still love you.
Kun: Chanyeol was suppose to watch you guys.
Chanyeol: Okay guys I got the blow torch let's go outside and try to cut the sidewalk.
Kun: Chanyeol?
Chanyeol: Young Suho this isn't what it looks like.
Kun: What is....Young Suho? You think I'm young? Well carry on go have fun boys.
Yangyang: So calling Kun young will let me off the hook? Not worth it. Bye Grandpa.
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avocadoshake-00 · 2 years
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Suho: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Kai: *turning to Sehun* How tall are you?
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bbaekhyvn18 · 2 years
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Chanyeol: When you feel really happy and content, that's your brain releasing a bunch of endorphins.
Kyungsoo: Unrealistic.
Sehun: Can't relate.
Baekhyun:
Baekhyun: How would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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incorrect-sm-ent · 2 years
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Jongin: If it excites you and scared the crap out of you at the same time, it means you should probably do it.
Chanyeol: Well then it’s time to slap Kyungsoo while he’s sleeping.
Jongin: waIT CHANYEOL, NO
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kkeke99 · 3 years
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Junmyeon: The floor is lava!
Jongin: [helps Baekhyun get onto the counter]
Kyungsoo: [kicks Chanyeol off the sofa]
Junmyeon: As you can see, there are two different types of family here.
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dreamsinarcadia · 3 years
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Chanyeol: Why is Kyungsoo crying?
Sehun: He did one of those 'which Exo member are you' quizzes
Chanyeol: Oh, who’d he get?
Sehun: You
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imbicuriousyeah · 3 years
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Baekhyun: so if 'k' is short for 'ok', and sometimes you call your grandpa 'pop', in reality k-pop equals 'ok boomer'
Suho: please stop it’s 3am
Chanyeol: he’s got a point tho
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baekxytocin · 2 years
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Chat #14 - Yehet!
Baekhyun: Tell me some any quotes, proverbs, words of wisdom.... I'll start. Light shines in the darkness.
Chen: Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, forever to recover.
Xiumin: A room without books is like a body without a soul.
Kai: Dance is the hidden language of the soul.
Suho: When you get tired, learn to rest, not quit.
Lay: Life is all about balance.
D.O.: Practice makes perfect.
Sehun: Yehet!
Chanyeol: What's wrong with you?
Baekhyun: It's his famous line though.
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incorrectaekook97 · 3 years
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Chanyeol: name one thing that’s better than a dog.
Sehun: two dogs.
Chanyeol: oh, shit. YOU-
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theloldombruh · 3 years
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Exo
Sehun: What are you most afraid of?
Chanyeol: definitely kyungsoo
Kyungsoo: firstly, I'm a "who" not a "what"
Kyungsoo: secondly *grabs a knife*
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yeoliesbabygirl · 1 year
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Incorrect Chanbaek
Baekhyun: I think we should adopt another kid
Chanyeol: No
Baekhyun: Why?
Chanyeol: Because by “kid” you mean
“dog” and we already have 24 of those
Baekhyun: [unzips jacket] 25
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what-if-nct · 11 months
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Taeyong: Okay here's his things, Haechan has his laptop and if you leave him to his own devices he won't bother you.
Ten: Haechan go to Yangyang's room. Renjun's there too.
Taeyong: You have my number if you need me.
Ten: I know, don't worry he's in good hands.
Taeyong: *leaves*
Kun: Yeah right, like I'm leaving those three alone with you. Boys get your things together.
Kun: Okay here's their things, you just have to separate them and keep them distracted with cartoons and coloring books.
Chanyeol: Okay come in boys.
Kun: They're in better hands. He's older and wiser. Surely more responsible than Ten.
*inside*
Chanyeol: I have illegal fireworks in the back of my car wanna go out to the woods and set them off?
Yangyang: Can we strap a squirrel to one so it can go to space?
Chanyeol: We sure can little buddy we sure can.
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avocadoshake-00 · 2 years
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Baekhyun: Who the fuck-
Suho: Language!
Baekhyun: Whom the fuck-
Suho: No.
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bbaekhyvn18 · 2 years
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Chanyeol and Baekhyun: *sitting on a bench together*
Jongin: Why do you guys look so upset?
Baekhyun: Sit down and we’ll tell you
Jongin: *sits down*
Chanyeol: This bench is freshly painted
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exo0t9-forever · 4 years
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Baekhyun: Come on
Chanyeol: Where are we going?
Baekhyun: We're going werewolf hunting.
Chanyeol: Wooooo
Baekhyun, squinting his eyes: The fuck did you just say?
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