#Penelope Garcia headcanons

[bunwritesss]

Finding Penelope's finsta would be so fun 😭

She'd have taunted you, telling you she would accept you when you would find it.

The next day? You came to her desk with a gigantic smile, showing her your phone screen.

On your screen? @prettypenny222, with an adorable cat picture as the profile picture.

She gasped, eyes on yours.

'How did you do it?'

'I figured out you blocked me to add more difficulty, so I used my old tablet, and created a new account. Then, I went to Morgan's instagram, because thankfully this man's socials are always public, and I tried everything. Your name, your date of birth... Obviously that did not work.'

She was nodding along your every word, captivated by your train of thought, a small smile on her lips. You really were listening to her tips!

'So I went on Derek's followings list again, and I tried everything BAU related. This still did not work. And then, I went on his last picture, and I saw a comment calling him a " gorgeous and sexy marvel of a man" when I saw he responded with "babygirl", I knew I found you.'

'That's such a good way to proceed, I'm so proud of you!'

She gave you a big smile, taking her phone from her desk and furiously typing for a few seconds.

'I just unblocked you! You, my dear, will have access to my every thoughts and pictures.'

'That's exactly what was missing in my life, thank you, Pretty Penny.'

You gave her a small wink, going away as you accepted her friend request, the blonde watching you go away.

She would never tell you she made your quest easier on purpose, you seemed way too proud for her to do so.

#penelope baby ♡ #penelope garcia x reader #criminal minds headcanons #criminal minds x reader #penelope garcia x you #penelope garcia headcanons #bun writes

[jester-jpeg]

Maybe Penelope garcia Cg! Mood board? I never see one 😟

˗ˏˋ penelope garcia !cg board ꕤ*.ﾟ♡

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she would be such a playful and awesome caregiver, totally perfect for keeping you entertained and happy <33

hcs under cut REQUESTS OPEN

(my eyes kinda hurt so requests are still open, but i won’t get to them until tomorrow aka nov. 29th)

✧──── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ────✧

penelope garcia caregiver headcanons:

≫ she has a n64 (obviously) and buys all sorts of games she thinks you’ll like, but she mostly looks for 2p games so she can play with you

≫ she collects Zelfs for you, the toys on the top right of the board (please look them up, they’re so awesome, i had one when i was younger and they are so garcia vibes)

≫ she 100% jumps on any opportunity to read you dork diaries and diary of a wimpy kid. she likes to read them to you in order and keeps a sparkly bookmark matching the cover in each book. she carries one of each series (each being the book you’re currently reading together) and sometimes you catch her practicing the voices for the characters. she likes to do the voices becuz it makes you smile and she loves that

≫ she has a whole TON of stuffies for you at her apartment (you two have already discussed which plushies are for you to play with, and which ones are hers that aren’t for playing)

≫ she’s very sweet and tender about scolding you, always making sure that you know exactly what the problem was, why it’s a problem in the first place, and how to do better next time.

≫ whenever you get overwhelmed/overstimulated/etc. she’ll say it’s time to take a “breath break” and hold your hands while saying “deep breath in the nose… 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, hold… 1, 2, 3, deep breath out the mouth… 1, 2, 3,” she has you both repeat this until either she can tell you’re calm or you tell her you are

≫ tea parties are her specialty, she bought you the cutest little tea set and you two play all sorts of dress up for the tea party. she’ll pretend to be different characters attending the party, like one time she dressed up as the queen of hearts for the tea party and kept saying “off with her head!!” making you laugh and smile

≫ when you’re sleepy or just in the mood to relax, she’ll snuggle you into a blanket burrito and pull you into her lap while you two watch your favorite shows. occasionally she’ll kiss the top of your head and will check in on you to see if you’re uncomfortable or bored

thank you so much to everyone who read this, i love you all so much, and i hope you have a fantastic day. never dread a day that hasn’t started yet, prepare for bad things, don’t expect them. good things are attracted to energy, don’t scare it away by accident. you’ve all got this <33333

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[spritehouse]

THE BAU AT GYM LEADERS because i can't pick just one pokemon for them

here are my thoughts:

spencer as a psychic type

team: espeon, hatterene, reuniclus, munna, & 2 meowstic (leaders)

- he also has an espurr, but it doesn't like to battle so it just hangs out

- double battles because he appreciates/enjoys the strategy involved

- absolutely spoils his pokemon but also trains very hard (while making sure it's enjoyable)

emily as a dark type

team: houndoom, mightyena, umbreon, absol, zoroark, liepard (leader)

- despite having a mostly canine team, she's still a huge cat person

- new trainers are absolutely terrified of her. she has a reputation of being unforgiving in battles

- actually a huge softie around her pokemon and the other gym leaders

jj as a water type

team: lapras, mantine, floatzel, gastrodon, kingra, milotic (leader)

- has the reputation as the nices/least intimidating gym leader, but still a fierce battler

- she has. so many pokemon. a lot of which aren't even water types, she just loves them all.

- also has a vaporeon who a lot of people see as her "partner" because she's usually seen walking around with it

derek as a steel type

team: copperajah, metagross, aegislash, mawile, steelix, aggron (leader)

- tries so hard to be intimidating. fails because he won't stop making jokes during battles and is constantly seen hanging out with penelope and spencer

- surprises trainers who underestimate him with great strategy. many new trainers think he'll be focused on attack and easy to beat. they learn they're wrong the hard way.

- losing a constant prank war to spencer because his team is so much bigger that it's hard to be sneaky

hotch as a dragon type

team: garchomp, dragapult, alteria, kommo-o, salamance, haxorus (leader)

- fucking terrifies every trainer. he wears a suit to literally every battle??

- no one sees altaria coming. it's arguably one of the strongest members of his team.

- has baby/unevolved forms of his whole team (gible, dreepy, swabalu, jangmo-o, bagon, & axew) and loves them so much

penelope as a fairy type

team: clefairy, togepi, tinkaton, comfey, floette, alcreme ("leader")

- not actually a gym leader. she runs a bakery/pokemon supply shop for trainers and pokemon to hang out, relax, and have friendly battles. a lot of newer trainers come here to see her friends, the gym leaders train

- also has so many pokemon. it's all hands on deck running the bakery, so she doesn't have a fully defined "team" but these are the 6 she brings with her while traveling

- fiercely protective of her friends and pokemon. she isn't a big battler, but she can hold her own if it means protecting someone, even if it's just until backup arrives.

this was the Dream Team™️ i'll probably do more in the future because i love making these

#lex rambles #criminal minds #spencer reid #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #aaron hotchner #criminal minds hcs #criminal minds headcanons #spencer reid hcs #spencer reid headcanons #emily prentiss headcanons #jennifer jareau headcanons #aaron hotchner headcanons #penelope garcia #penelope garcia headcanons #pokemon

[chin-chilla-7]

Gender and Sexuality Headcanons - Criminal Minds Characters

These are my sexuality and gender headcanons for the main BAU team from Criminal Minds. My sources are me: a queer and trans person. All right, let’s get into it.

Aaron Hotchner

I see him as bi, but it’s not something he really thought about until after the divorce.

He and Hayley were highschool sweethearts, he really didn’t need to think much about his sexuality.

And he thought it was normal to think guys looked good. He can tell when someone’s attractive, doesn’t mean he’s attracted to them.

Even though in this case, he was.

For gender, I guess cis? If you ask him, that’s what he’d tell you. He uses he/him pronouns. He’s very confident in his masculinity and he likes it.

But it’s also not something that really matters to him and who he is, ya feel?

Spencer Reid

He’s trans and bi.

Basically had to raise himself to begin with, and learn how to care for his mother while raising himself that adding trans care to the mix was something he had to put off until he was eighteen.

Though, this does mean that he’s read a lot of trans-care articles in the time he couldn’t put his research into action.

Because he’s felt like a boy since elementary school. It’s just something that made sense to him so he went with it.

Derek Morgan

He has the potential vibes to be trans, you know what I mean? I personally like both sides of this for him, so I’m not hard stuck one way or the other.

I do see him as presenting straight, preferring to appear straight even though I think he’s also probably bi.

Despite being bi, he most likely leans towards women more often than not. This is both due to preference and a little bit out of fear of being with a man.

I think he’d have to really trust the man if he followed through with those feelings. 

Emily Prentiss

She is a lesbian.

Men do not interest her. She does not care about men. She does not care to date men.

She’s pretty open about it when you ask, but it’s not something you’d probably suspect from her (but also she had that goth phase in high school-)

Gender-wise, I’m open to the headcanon of her being a trans-woman! Honestly I think that’s iconic. But, like Morgan, I’m not really hard stuck one way or the other.

J.J.

Bi. She’s dated a few women in her past.

She does, though, really only give me cis-women vibes.

Anyway, it’s not something she really talks about cause it’s not really a ‘thing’ for her.

She dates who she dates, and it she doesn’t make a big deal out of it.

David Rossi

Okay David. He’s like - he’s never been intimate with a man, but there’s a certain emotional intimacy that he shares with some guys that give fruity vibes, you know what I mean?

So technically, he’s straight because he’s never slept with a man, but there’s vibes there is all I’m saying.

Also a cis-man. He’s too old nowadays to care about that.

Penelope Garcia

Okay queen. I think she’s pan. She loves and she loves and it doesn’t matter who you are (unless you’re mean and nasty and hate kitties) she has a lot of love to give.

And she gives she/they energy, you know what I mean? They like being girly, but it’s in a fun, androgynous way.

The most fluid with their gender out of the group. Again, a queen.

#criminal minds #criminal minds headcanons #aaron hotchner #spencer reid #derek morgan #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #david rossi #penelope garcia #aaron hotchner headcanons #spencer reid headcanons #derek morgan headcanons #emily prentiss headcanons #jennifer jareau headcanons #david rossi headcanons #penelope garcia headcanons #my writing #headcanons

[lilveeblog]

cg penelope headcanons ✿

the epitome of soft caregiver !! gives you space, positive reinforcement, lots of cuddles and luvs!!

finds it easier if you’re in toddler space or middle space as she enjoys playing with you and interacting with you.

will do ANYTHING to cheer you up (inc dragging derek into tea parties)

loves to bake, do crafts or make forts with you!!!

dries your tears and gives your chocolates when you’re sad!!

always throws the best little parties for you and allllll your friends !!

you hardly ever get in trouble with her but when you’ve been really bad, she’s more disappointed than angry will tend to just make you write lines

makes sure you get the respect, love, care and happiness you deserve from everyone!! if anyone even looks at you the wrong way, she does something about it

never fails to make you smile

loves to take you to the zoo, rescue shelters, aquariums or any animal place (that is ethical)

#criminal minds #little space #penelope garcia #cg!garcia #penelope garcia headcanons

[sabage101]

Card declines at therapy and they bring out the parents of the boy who was alive yesterday

#CM #criminal minds headcanons #criminal minds #season 5 #spencer reid angst #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #derek morgan #dave rossi #penelope garcia #Mosley lane #spencer reid x reader #aaron hotchner x reader #bau team #bau x reader #angst #episode16 #whyyyy #ouchie

[parkersbliss]

your instagram when dating spencer reid

inspired by @/happiesthotch @/hotchaways :)

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ssa(y/n) love his clown feet 🫶🏼

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spencephd love her baby feet ❤️

rossisrotini I didn’t know they could be nice to each other

→ jjareau she texted me after posting this and said he slam dunked her with a pillow

→ ms_emilyp @/ssa(y/n) use two exclamation points if you need help

→ ssa(y/n) HELP‼️‼️‼️‼️

→ agenthotch wheels up in 20, you heard her

d.morgan oh to see pretty boys feet

→ ssa(y/n) my eyes only 😡😡

→ spencephd im not sure how to feel about this

→ garciagirlie I could get you photos of lots of feet

→ agenthotch I think we need to have a talk about this

→ garciagirlie i meant my feet with fresh new nail polish* 😁

→ agentahotch 😐

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ssa(y/n) pov garcia & morgan are on the phone

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garciagirlie where’s my chocolate thunder

→ d.morgan right here baby girl 😏

→ spencephd we can’t escape them

→ ssa(y/n) but we can do worse ;)

→ ms_emilyp @/agentahotch do something about this

→ agenthotch no

rossisrotini I beg of you both to not become like them

→ spencephd now you’re just tempting us to do worse 🤷‍♂️

→ ssa(y/n) I await those glorious hands of yours, doctor

→ jjareau what have we started

→ ssa(y/n) ITS FOR A MASSAGE CHILL 😭

→ d.morgan could’ve fooled me tbh

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ssa(y/n) someone didn’t pass the physical fit test

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d.morgan is he looking for a trainer 👀👀

→ garciagirl no. never again with you.

→ spencephd literally leave

→ jjareau we’re doing just fine without you 😘

ms_emilyp reid looking to outrun his paperwork

→ ssa(y/n) more like reid running to catch some bitches

→ spencephd so I’m chasing after you?

→ ssa(y/n) 😡😡

agenthotch who’s not doing paperwork 🤨

→ rossisrotini exposed like the lazy kids you are

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ssa(y/n) got my bitch <3

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Spencephd 😐

→ ssa(y/n) notice how you didn’t correct me

→ spencephd can’t even tie her own shoes smh

→ ssa(y/n) LMAOOO that’s what you’re for SIMP

garciagirlie the love birds are at it again

→ jjareau love birds sounds more like enemies these days

→ d.morgan isn’t that the fun in it?

→ ssa(y/n) yes, he literally just threw the shoe at my face 😇

rossisrotini @/agenthotch got another case for ya

→ ms_emilyp that’s the sound of the police reid 🚨

→ spencephd you know statistically, it takes the police an average of 7 minutes to get to the scene. I could be long gone by then.

→ d.morgan I can hear him through my phone

→ spencephd :)

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ssa(y/n) candid of my favorite nerd 🤭

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spencephd I’ve been exposed 😟

→ ssa(y/n) wanna be exposed in a different way?

d.morgan looks like we got competition @/garciagirlie

→ garciagirlie 😏 been exposed for years to you baby

ms_emilyp 🤢 I’m moving back to london fr

→ jjareau take me with 🙏🏼🙏🏼

→ garciagirlie GIRLS TRIP

→ ssa(y/n) LETS GO

→ ms_emilyp not you ❤️

rossisrotini 🥂 cheers you two but keep it in your pants

→ ssa(y/n) hard to when he’s this fine 😫

→ spencephd actually die

agenthotch this is what we call a hostile work environment

→ d.morgan you weren’t even there for that hotch

→ agentahotch I have my ways

→ garciagirlie please don’t bring back such traumatizing memories

→ jjareau clearly we need to have this conversation again

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a/n finally got around to writing some criminal minds stuff 😫

#spencer reid #dr reid #dr spencer reid #spencer reid x self insert #spencer reid x fem!readr #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #jennifer jareau #penelope garcia #david rossi #emily prentiss #criminal minds x y/n #spencer reid headcanon #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid fic

[reidsc0nverse]

pov: your instagram when dating spencer reid

inspired by @parkersbliss (theirs is so cute i love it go check it out)

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(y/n) "i think they make me look cool" -the biggest nerd of all time

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spencerreid1 Firstly, I'm not THAT big of a nerd. Secondly, they do and I stand by that.

-> (y/n) ofc you do baby but i can't lie to you and say i'm wrong

-> derekm Anything you say pretty boy

-> emilyprenty spencer stop typing like an english teacher

-> (y/n) @/emilyprenty AHAHAHAHAHHA

-> spencerreid1 @/(y/n) :(

paparossi are those mine???

-> (y/n) no....

-> spencerreid1 y/n did it

-> (y/n) @/spencerreid1 WTH SNITCH

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(y/n) Penelope's Halloween party got lit asf ‼️

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princesspennyg seems like i was successful in my goal of getting boy wonder drunk 😌

-> (y/n) yeah thanks for that

-> spencerreid1 That was your GOAL?!

-> princesspennyg you have a serious stick up your butt sometimes 🙄

-> (y/n) tell me about it

AaronHotchner I'm so glad Jack wasn't around to see this

-> jjareau Don't worry there was a kiddy table for the boys so he could've come 🤷🏼‍♀️

-> princesspennyg i always think ahead 😇

-> (y/n) We're all great babysitters

-> AaronHotchner Not when you're all intoxicated

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(y/n) He bought me a pair so we could match 🤭

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spencerreid1 It's only fair 🤷

-> (y/n) 🤍

derekm You guys are such dorks it's sickening

-> emilyprenty says the married man

-> (y/n) do i need to tag Sav??

-> paparossi the drama

-> derekm I take it back 🙄

emilyprenty that's cute and all but WHAT KIND OF SOCK IS HE WEARING

-> spencerreid1 They're stylish, Emily, leave me alone.

-> princesspennyg yknow i gave those to him 🥳

-> emilyprenty @/princesspennyg in that case then theyre great (i'm lying)

-> (y/n) it doesn't take a profiler to figure that out -> spencerreid1 You all suck.

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(y/n) the loml (plus spencer)

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emilyprenty i miss you sugarplum 😔

-> (y/n) @/emilyprenty i miss you more pookie bear 😪

-> spencerreid1 ???

-> jjareau how romantic

-> AaronHotchner Don't make me get PDA in here

-> spencerreid1 ⁉️⁉️⁉️

-> emilyprenty i took your bitch hoe

paparossi LOL

-> (y/n) thank you for your blessing

-> paparossi anytime

Okay that's it this is my first post sorry if it was bad lol but seriously go check out @/parkersbliss one it was so cute omg

#spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x y/n #criminal minds #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #derek morgan #david rossi #aaron hotchner #spencer reid headcanon #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds x y/n #spencer reid x self insert #spencer reid x fem!readr

[amekeii]

Criminal Minds Characters as Cocktails

SPENCER REID - ESPRESSO MARTINI vodka vanilla | coffee liqueur | brown sugar syrup | espresso

AARON HOTCHNER - OLD FASHIONED bourbon | sugar | angostura bitters | orange twist

EMILY PRENTISS - AVIATION gin | maraschino liqueur | simple syrup | lemon juice | crème de violette | cherry

DAVID ROSSI - NEGRONI campari | gin | sweet vermouth

PENELOPE GARCIA - PORNSTAR MARTINI vodka vanilla | passoã | passion fruit puree | pineapple juice | passion fruit half | prosecco

JJ JENNIFER JAREAU - GIN & TONIC opihr gin | yuzu tonic | lime wheel

DEREK MORGAN - MAI TAI dark rum | white rum | orange curacao | almond syrup | lime juice

PART 2

#source: im a bartender #criminal minds #ngl reid might straight up have absinthe with sugar #tbh i was struggling with morgan because he doesnt seem like the type who would order cocktails #omg i accidentally match garcia and morgan first pics <3 #side note strawberry negroni is divine #spencer reid #david rossi #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #jj #jennifer jareau #penelope garcia #derek morgan #headcanons #my fav cocktails are the first two #cocktail #tw: alcohol

[bunwritesss]

Just thinking about watching a horror movie with Penelope, as someone easily spooked :')

After Derek gave you a scary movie recommandation, you decided to watch it with Penelope. Your little strategy was simple: you and Penelope, all cuddled up on the sofa, watching people getting murdered on screen, and you comforting her everytime she would hide in your shoulder. You'd comfort her and make silly jokes and she would call you her knight in shining armour...

In reality, it did not go that way. Derek lied, it was not just "a bit scary", it was fucking terrifying. You were spooked within the first ten minutes of the film, shivering and hiding your eyes behind your hands because of the numerous jumpscares throughout the movies. And, on the other hand, Penelope was absolutely unphased. She was used to seeing scary things everyday, and tried to cover her laughs as she saw the bad special effects.

Though, she tried comforting you as soon as you started getting startled by the jumpscares. Quickly grabbing a side of the blanket, she put an arm around your shoulder, bringing you against her.

"Come here, sweetie!" She whispered against your ear, without any trace of mockery. "We can't let the mean guy scare you."

And to make sure to comfort you, she explained throughout the movie exactly how the BAU would have found the killer, and how reckless and stupid he was, leaving fingerprints everywhere and staying for too long at the crime scenes.

"This guy is an amateur, believe me, we'd have caught him within an hour!"

#penelope garcia x reader #penelope garcia headcanons #criminal minds headcanons #her <333 i love her so much awww #bun writes

[elsie-talisman]

…

Emily: when was that?

Morgan: do you remember when you came back from the dead?

Emily: no?

Morgan:

Morgan: do you remember when hotch had a beard?

Emily: ohhhhhhh… yes!

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #paget brewster #aaron hotchner #hotchniss #derek morgan #spencer reid #thomas gibson #criminal minds funny #david rossi #jennifer jareau #matthew gray gubler #penelope garcia #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds #criminal minds canon #criminal minds evolution #Lauren Reynolds #criminal minds headcanon

[spritehouse]

anyways jj and spencer are fem/neutral presenting / masc/neutral presenting genderfluid solidarity & emily and penelope are all black / so. many colors gnc solidarity friends

#criminal minds #spencer reid #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #criminal minds hcs #criminal minds headcanons #spencer reid headcanons #spencer reid hcs #jennifer jareau headcanons #emily prentiss headcanons #penelope garcia headcanons

[blueisdoinghisbest]

*Hotch looks up from his desk with a grimace*

Hotch: It’s too quiet.

*Hotch looks out and sees the bullpen is empty, his eyes narrow. He leaves his office and finds the break room empty, the conference room empty, and then he hears it, shouts from down the hall. He approaches Garcia’s door with caution and swings it open*

JJ: You can do it Emily I believe in you

Rossi: She’s got no chance, all my money on Morgan

Reid: Statically, it’s actually probable that the outcome will be-

Garcia: NO TIME FOR STATISTICS! Ready! GO!

*Prentiss and Morgan drop to the ground and start doing push-ups, Reid is sitting on Morgan’s back, and JJ is sitting on Prentiss’*

*Hotch sighs and exits*

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #headcanon #incorrect criminal minds #jennifer jareau #derek morgan #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #david rossi #penelope garcia

[thegrantwater]

imagining reid, prentiss, and rossi all getting drunk at a team dinner and screaming at each other in italian and then prentiss and reid shit talking rossi in french or russian or something and rossi yelling even louder in italian while the rest of the team is attempting to piece together what started this in the first place, quietly sipping on their wine and enjoying the dinner theatre

(reid tells jj and morgan that emily started it by joking about rossi's cooking, emily tells hotch that rossi started it by making fun of reid's hair, and rossi tells garcia that reid started it because "he looked at me funny." emily will later attest to only making a joke about rossi's cooking after he joked about reid's hair because "gotta have a brotha's back," immediately taking this statement back when she finds out he said she started it and later smothers him with a couch cushion for having the audacity to lie. it takes morgan and hotch to get her to back down and she is forced to sit on the floor the rest of the evening)

#criminal minds #criminal minds hc #criminal minds headcanons #spencer reid #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #david rossi #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #jennifer jareau #bau team #bau headcanon #bau hc #bau found family #the bau is my favorite chaotic group of blorbos i swear #cjwritescm

[thesiriusmoon]

Headcanon that one time all the agents of the BAU were hitting the Griddy and when Morgan asked Reid to do it he hit Gideon because he thought it was a new nickname for him

#criminal minds #spencer reid #derek morgan #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #david rossi #moreid #jemily #Penelope Garcia #Jason Gideon #thesiriusmoon cm fun #thesiriusmoon cm family #thesiriusmoon talks cm #thesiriusmoon cm headcanons

[reidsc0nverse]

pov: your instagram when dating spencer reid pt 2

TYSM FOR THE LOVE ON THE FIRST PART IM SO GRATEFUL 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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(y/n) The phds are in idiocy

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dr.taralewis hes surprisingly very light

-> spencerreid1 Or you're just incredibly strong.

-> (y/n) spence...let's not lie to ourselves now

-> emilyprenty weren't you literally called a pipe cleaner reid??

-> spencerreid1 That's besides the point.

AaronHotchner You guys know this isn't what the jet's used for correct?

-> (y/n) yes dad 🙄

-> dr.taralewis it was for scientific purposes i promise

-> AaronHotchner @/dr.taralewis that being?

-> spencerreid1 How much further up I could get when we're already 15,000 feet above ground.

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(y/n) date night was a success 🤍 (it took three hours to actually make it since spence kept throwing flour)

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paparossi What the fuck is this abomination.

-> (y/n) pizza..?

-> paparossi Absolutely not, I'll be there in twenty, get ready to get schooled

-> emilyprenty LMAO you're in deep shit y/n

princesspennyg AWWW MY PRECIOUS BABIES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH @/derekm take notes

-> (y/n) love you garcia 🫶🏼

-> derekm Babygirl that pizza looks like shit

-> (y/n) @/derekm better than what you could make 🙄

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(y/n) He got a little wet

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spencerreid1 Why do you always bully me?

-> (y/n) it's out of love hun

-> emilyprenty because it's funny

-> (y/n) @/emilyprenty that too

jjareau Yet he still has a coffee in his hand

-> (y/n) you mean his cup of sugar and milk with a splash of coffee

-> princesspennyg i don't see a problem with that

-> (y/n) diabetes?

-> spencerreid1 That never stopped me before.

derekm pretty boy can swim????

-> (y/n) more like float and flop around

-> derekm Now ik what to add to the physicality test

-> spencerreid1 The world's just against me isn't it.

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(y/n) Arrested for being too sexy 😩

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Will_LaMontagne That's my wife??

-> emilyprenty not for long

-> (y/n) um emily what abt us 🙄

-> jjareau 3-way?

-> emilyprenty yes

-> (y/n) yes

-> Will_LaMontagne What..?

-> spencerreid1 You get used to it.

thanks again for all the love on the first part i love y'all omg lmk what else you guys would want to see!!! 🤭🤭

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