#criminal minds hcs

[sreidisms]

Hiya! What do you think spending a day at home w Spencer would be like? Xx

Thank you for the request! And such a cute one at that <3

Spending a Day at Home with Spencer (HCs)

Spencer Reid x GN!Reader

Spencer would be DYING to have a day off from work, just to relax

More often than not, he'd lay in bed with you till late because he rarely gets the time to do that

You'd wake him up with butterfly kisses across his face (mgg reference 😙), or he'd wake you up that way

He'd snuggle up to you closer than he already he is - because let's be real, he probably clung to the side of your body the entire night - and bury his face in your neck

"You're so warm"

You'd stay like that, just absorbing each other's presence, until one of you gets hungry - time for breakfast!

Breakfast always leads to an argument over who should cook and who should stay in bed, but unless Spence is still exhausted from the previous case, you compromise by making your food together

Spencer MUST be on coffee duty because he's a snob about it and can't cook to save his life either way

While he makes his coffee and your tea/coffee, you're on cooking duty

Now due to Spencer's sensory issues, you'd have to learn to avoid certain foods, mainly eggs, avocados, and porridge (RIP I adore those foods)

Toast with some jam or chocolate spread is his go to, but sometimes you'll make pancakes or waffles to spice it up

After sharing a lovely breakfast, a day at home is going to be lazy if Spencer's around because poor boy is exhausted from work

Depending on his mood and how tired he is, the activities vary

If he's feeling energetic and happy, you'll have movie marathons where he explains the entire cinematographic history of each one - he'd definitely be into German expressionism and French new wave (existential bastard)

If the previous case has worn him out, you'll read near each other or even read to him if he's in need of extra comfort

Other possible activities would be baking, doing chores together, and letting him teach you chess

For lunch and dinner, you'd probably just order take out because cooking just "takes too much effort" according to him

You'd definitely share a nice bath together to wind down, because it's also a wonderful way to spend time together and take care of each other simultaneously

Spencer would most definitely dose off mid-bath

After drying off and changing, you'd either chat over dinner or some more tea/coffee because your boyfriend is a chatter; OR you'd sit on the couch and do your own thing, parallel play kinda

Spencer reading a book or solving a crossword puzzle, and you on your phone or listening to music

I HOPE THIS LIVED UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS, I tend to go into a lot of detail 😭 a flaw of mine

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[illdowhatiwantthanks]

Emily Prentiss x Reader Headcanons

Mostly SFW, but a few lil spicy ones throughout (below the line).

Chews on pens/pencils when she's anxious or deep in thought and it's inexplicably hot.

Has a glass of very nice, very expensive red wine every night.

Fluent in Arabic, French, Spanish, and Italian. Passable in Russian.

Seems quiet and mysterious at first but is actually just a huge dork.

Breaks down crying every time before starting her period and will say, "I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm so emotional today," and you're like... "Babe, don't you start tomorrow?"

Usually a no-strings-attached-sex kind of person, mostly because relationships are hard with her job. You're the exception.

Will fold like a wet napkin for nice chocolate.

Notorious for ghosting lol. Sometimes even used a fake name. A bad habit from her undercover days.

Not subtle at all when coming on to you. Pretty much asked you for a date out of the blue.

Loves that you can talk about the deep, dark stuff, but can also make her laugh like no one else.

If for any reason you wake up in the night–stomachache, nightmare, scary storm–she is up with you. She'll claim she can't sleep either, but really she just wants to hold you and make sure you get back to sleep okay.

Watches you breathe at night. She finds it deeply comforting.

Takes you once a year to her grandfather’s cottage in the French Alps, where she spent a lot of time growing up.

Grew up Catholic. She’s not religious anymore, but sometimes she still likes to listen to old hymns and chants, like they had at the mass she and her mom attended in Italy.

Opens every door for you always. In fact, she’ll be hurt if you don’t let her open the door.

An incredibly good listener. She loves hearing about your day, no matter how mundane it was, because her days are usually filled with the darkest, most horrific things.

Has two tattoos. (1) On her ankle. A word from the Qur’an (لِّتَسۡكُنُوۡۤ) that roughly translates to “that you may find tranquility.” She got it in Italy when she started to realize she liked girls, because girls were the only people in whom she ever found tranquility. (2) On her hip. A small asterisk a la Kurt Vonnegut.

Insanely protective. She will not let anyone touch you, say anything to you, even look at you with nefarious intentions.

Has a little note on her phone where she writes down your favorite things–takeout, flowers, ice cream flavors, the brand of tampons you use–so she'll always remember.

“Call me when you get there.” Has to know where you are at all times. You gave up arguing and just constantly have your phone location shared with her. It’d be suffocating except that, given her job, it makes sense.

Loves that you are so independent. She’s watched too many BAU relationships fall apart because their partner was frustrated with the demanding BAU work schedule. You don’t really mind. Of course, you miss her, but you also really like your alone time, so things balance out nicely.

Puzzle fiend. There’s almost always a puzzle going on the coffee table.

Queen of leaving people on read. It’s nothing personal, it’s just that texts usually fall by the wayside when she’s in the field.

Secretly loves it so much when you brag about her. She’ll act all embarrassed about it, but it means a lot that you’re proud of her.

A hipster in the sense that if something is popular, she automatically decides she doesn’t like it. You make fun of her a lot for this.

Falls in love with you every time she notices one of your little gestures–having a second go-bag packed and ready at all times, doing the laundry, packing little granola bars in her purse because you know she forgets to stop for lunch, returning books to the library for her, etc.

Incredibly stubborn. Thankfully, you are, too, so you’re well-matched. On the downside, sometimes it takes forever to make a decision because neither of you are willing to back down.

Swears like a sailor when she’s not at work.

Kind of quiet with other people, but will talk with you late into the night, until you fall asleep. You love that you get to fall asleep to her voice.

Touches you like you’re made of gold, like you were made to be cherished and held on to.

Cheek/nose/forehead kisses. all. the. time.

Kisses you good morning and good night, every time, no matter when she gets home or when she leaves.

You would never guess it, but she lives for gossip. She doesn’t want to be part of the drama, but she sure as hell wants to know about it.

Drives her wild (in bed and out) that you are 100% hers. It is not in your nature to cheat, you are wholly devoted to your person, and she is over the moon that she’s that person.

Acts like a top, is a top.

Can drink coffee at midnight and be conked out twenty minutes later.

After a particularly hard case, she’ll come home and want to just hold you really tight against her chest, sometimes for an hour or more. You always let her.

Big spoon, always. She likes to feel like she’s keeping you safe.

Favorite food is the sweet potato burrito from Muchas Gracias, but they only have them at lunch and she is never in DC at lunchtime, so sometimes you go buy her one and pack it for her for lunch the next day. It makes her day every time.

Honestly it’s a struggle when you have to get up before her because she has you in a ninja death grip that is almost impossible to get out of.

Her feet are always cold, so she has a huge collection of fuzzy socks.

Movie buff. Has a giant checklist of all the Oscar noms during awards season, and you watch one almost every night she’s home.

Loves to shower with you. You will get clean, but you’ll get fucked first.

A wizard with a wand (iykwim).

She still gets butterflies when you hold hands.

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[spritehouse]

OKAY hear me out

so luke with whistle stims/tics, right? yes. but, they get worse/more frequent with stress (totally not self projecting here)

so spencer and derek start associating his whistle with luke being stressed/having a hard time, and they start whistling little tunes and bits of songs back to him—nothing too long or disruptive, but often songs that luke likes listening to or just generally happy tunes—until he starts picking up on them and whistling them back

and after that, whenever luke starts to get stressed out, he starts whistling the songs and they help him calm down/ground him and remind him to take a step back to breathe

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[permanent-rose]

I get really pissed at Jemily (or any other ship) headcanons in which Emily is portrayed as some kind of overgrown child who can't care for herself or the kids without doing something irresponsible.

Do people realise she is at minimum in her late thirties? She has lived on her own for over a decade, been undercover, dealt with unimaginable horrors and people are convinced she can't boil an egg or remember a grocery list??!?! She isn't some comedy goofball who breaks rules for fun and damages stuff, she only breaks the law to save kids and protect her family.

She would be an attentive partner and a good parent who could set proper boundaries and be responsible. Stop infantilising someone who is proven to be independent to her own detriment and is highly capable!!

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[ragingstillness]

How I think the various members of the BAU would fare were they given Spencer’s prison plot line

Note: this is based off of how prisons are depicted in the show and in fiction in general and these are my personal hcs

Emily:

I think Emily is about the only one who could survive in prison personality unchanged. Maybe slightly more unhinged, but she’d make her strength known quickly and probably become the leader of a girl gang

JJ:

JJ would play up the Halo Effect Killer aspect, using unsubs she’d seen as a model for behaving like you used your beauty to escape consequences for your crimes. She’d master a dead-eyed stare and not speak often

Penelope:

Penelope would be perceived as weak at first and might face some bullying, but if she tapped into her hacker persona and used her actual crimes she’d gain prison cred. She wouldn’t be a member or leader of a gang but she’d have a few hanger ons and people wouldn’t mess with her

Tara:

Tara’s height and natural physicality would serve her well in prison. She’s also got a very good intimidating stare. People would be afraid to start with her. She’d also immediately begin working out in the yard, showing how very bad an idea it would be to mess with her

Kate:

Kate wouldn’t have a good time in prison. Her heart is too big. She’s definitely end up in a big sister position for some of the younger inmates and would likely often get into conflicts with the guards for being too rough

Ashley:

Ashley would walk into prison with cred. She would be unbothered but her volatile temper would only get worse

Elle:

Elle would not have to fight to get respect. She exudes this do-not-fuck-with-me energy that promises that she can be scary if pushed. She also wouldn’t be afraid of anything and calm under pressure. If someone did mess with her, her vengeance would be swift and untraceable

Jordan:

Jordan would get into a lot of fights in prison. She would win, but she’d get into a lot of fights and she’d fight dirty. Eventually she’d become a lieutenant in a girl gang

Alex:

Alex couldn’t be messed with because she’s too unbothered. She wouldn’t get involved in any arguments or rise to provocation, just dismiss it all with a cutting word. Her age would grant her respect as well.

Derek:

Derek would survive prison but he’d be quite traumatized by his experiences. He’d be stoic on the outside and horrified on the inside. He’d try his hardest to not join a gang, probably inventing some sort of reason why he couldn’t. Like Kate he’d get thrown in solitary for fighting with the guards over abuse of power and that’s when he’d silently cry over everything he’s seen

Stephen:

Stephen would be very chill about the whole thing. He has such kind vibes that as long as he stayed in his lane he wouldn’t be messed with, the type to form genuine friendships on the inside.

Luke:

Like Stephen, Luke would get along with people easily. He’d only become angry if directly provoked. Lots of posturing, not a ton of real physical follow through although Luke certainly could if he wanted to

Hotch:

Hotch has the strongest case of don’t-fuck-with-me face that I’ve ever seen. So he’d be fine, so long as he didn’t let anyone find out he was an fbi agent or a father. I think the former would be harder to hide and also more dangerous to reveal.

Dave:

Dave would have a leg up because of the stereotype surrounding older Italian men in prison. He’s just gotta be part of the mafia right? As a storyteller and a profiler, Dave would be able to weave just enough truth into his stories to make himself seem very intimidating and impressive. As long as the ruse holds up, and it would hold up to most scrutiny, he’d be just fine, if a bit lonely

Matt:

Matt would kick ass in prison but he wouldn’t have to very often. His arms alone would deter most attackers unless they were a group. Even then, they might make it out alive but not unscathed

Spencer:

Frankly the way they portrayed Spencer felt pretty in character to me, but that could just be confirmation bias talking. I am amazed that Spencer never came up with the idea of escape, I feel like he’d turn to that before other crimes like drug running. I also expected him to make up an entirely different identity for himself rather than slowly just become a bit darker

Would love to hear people’s thoughts, but not looking to start an argument

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[flinttcanwriteipromise]

Spencer Reid Headcanons

Dedicated to the simps specifically reading this at….. 2:46AM.

Summary: Reid headcanons because I want to go back to my roots… wherever that is-

Pairing: Idk, maybe an x reader? This is just things I think he’d do, maybe they can be things you notice as a lover, friend, or family member? Nothing specific.

A/N: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 👽

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Spencer loves Fantastic Mr. Fox, the book and the movie, he knows he can read the book within a few minutes but he still likes rereading it. He’s a Kristofferson kinnie btw.

Switched through jobs so fast as a kid, he wanted to be a paleontologist, then a marine biologist, maybe a teacher???? It’s all because he likes a lot of things, alright? We appreciate a well-rounded man okay?

He has fake conversations with himself, only when he’s alone. But why he be getting good conversations and advice out of it for no reason at all??? Who gives him good advice? I have no idea.

He has a long list of tv shows that interest him and he keeps to a tight schedule of watching so it not only gives him time to get hyped up for watching the next episode but gives him time to theorize as well.

When he was a kid he was forced onto the track team because his coach thought his long legs would help him. His lungs on the other hand… did not.

Thinks peanut butter is weird.

Doesn’t get the hype over zodiac signs, like he could probably tell you info, just not excitedly or anything.

Doesn’t know how to spice his food.

Knows how to survive in the woods, just doesn’t have the strength to do it.

Thinks he eats healthy, his diet says otherwise

Doesn’t know how to swim, he’s just tall enough to keep his head above water and that’s all he needs

He’s watched the Now You See Me movies and he broke down all the magic tricks and whether they’re possible to do or not.

Believes in ghosts, and absolutely terrified of them.

Deadly afraid of bugs, bro would accidentally step on a ladybug because he refuses to get a good look at the bug. (he’d start sobbing when he’d find out lol)

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[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

*Spencer zoned out*

Derek: What are you thinking about?

Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.

Derek: What's wrong with you?

Spencer: Do you want a list?

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[phefics]

You posted those pictures of spencer and now I wonder how each of the Criminal Minds guys would do oral. I DON'T KNOW IF I WRITE

i think u sent this without finishing lol ?? but i hope u like these lil hcs <33

aaron hotchner gives head the way he does all things — with his whole chest, totally determined, never giving up. he loves to sink down between your thighs and make you cum with a mixture of his tongue and fingers before he fucks you, making sure you’re nice and wet for his cock.

derek morgan wouldn’t say he gets much pleasure from giving head, but he is gonna do it enthusiastically. he sees it as worshipping your body and a fun bit of foreplay before he fucks you. he likes to talk during sex a lot, so having his mouth occupied is a little inconvenient, lol.

spencer reid should hate eating pussy, being such a germaphobe, but he really loves it actually. he knows anatomy very well, so even if he’s inexperienced he can find all the right places. he would just bury his face and stay there as long as it takes for you to be completely spent.

#💌 𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗. #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner smut #derek morgan x reader #derek morgan #derek morgan smut #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid #spencer reid smut #criminal minds #cm hcs #ophelia’s hcs

[mandarinmoons]

It’s well past midnight and the only sound that can be heard in the house is the sound of the clock ticking. Normally it would be accompanied by the sound of your boyfriend Spencer’s light breathing and occasional mumbling in his sleep, but sadly he was not home as he was away on a case.

You had just snuggled into your covers only minutes ago and as soon as you closed your eyes to get some snooze you heard the front door open and close in a very gentle manner. Hearing that only made you smile because you knew who would be coming here at this time of night.

You stayed still in bed and kept on listening as you heard someone slip off their shoes and shuffle through the hallways until the bedroom door creaked open and a moment later the bed dipped, which was followed by ruffling of bedsheet and arms being wrapped around you.

“Hey,” you turned your head and were met with Spencer’s surprised face, he expected you to be fast asleep, but here you were, awake as ever.

“Why aren’t you sleeping?”

“I just turned in about 10 minutes ago, I wasn’t tired but I knew I couldn’t stay up for much longer without it turning into a problem for you.”

Spencer chuckled and brushed the hair out of your face as he pressed a kiss to your forehead, while mumbling an “I missed you,” into your skin.

“I missed you too, so much.”

Spencer hummed and leaned down as he pecked your lips, which turned into another kiss and another one, and deeper one, after that.

“Spence, please, I have work in the morning.”

“Didn’t you say you weren’t tired?”

“Well, yeah…”

“Then how about I kiss you for a bit so I can help tire you out a bit,” Spencer took your face into his hands gently as he continued his attack of kisses which only made you laugh.

Time spent apart from one another was both grueling for both of you, especially for Spencer because of the horrors of his job and when he needed to go away for a case that was halfway across the country, he just didn’t sleep well without your comforting presence.

Now that he is finally home with you, who were you to deny him of spending a little bit more one on one time? After all it was benefitting for the both of you as Spencer had you caress his head in a loving manner while he was dozing off and your worries were put to rest because you knew that your lover was right next to you and safe from any harm.

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[reidsc0nverse]

pov your instagram when dating spencer reid pt 4

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(y/n) i think derek got fed up with his statistics...

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spencerreid1 This was frightening to say the least.

-> emilyprenty Maybe stop giving us daily lectures on a topic we brought up one time

-> paparossi @/emilyprenty I second that

derekm This is also me after he wins EVERY card game we play

-> (y/n) did you know there's a mathematical equation to every card game that guarantees the chances of winning 🤓☝️

-> jjareau not you too y/n..

-> spencerreid1 She's actually not wrong.

AaronHotchner I hope this isn't what you guys do when I'm not on the field with everyone

-> (y/n) 🤷‍♀️

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(y/n) finally convinced him to read og fairytales and watch the movies afterward

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spencerreid1 ❤️

derekm Reid definitely seems like a rapunzel guy

-> (y/n) his favorite was actually belle

-> emilyprenty @/(y/n) shocker

jjareau Now you've just gotta show him Twilight

-> (y/n) that's next 🤭

princesspennyg This is so cute!!!!!

-> (y/n) until right after the movie he started telling me all the inaccuracies were in it compared to the story

-> paparossi Dont sound too surprised

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(y/n) i might've gotten a little carried away

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emilyprenty that should've been me

-> (y/n) come over.

-> derekm @/spencerreid1 you're just gonna let this happen??

-> spencerreid1 I've come to realize there's nothing I can do.

jjareau And to think we thought he'd never get any action

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(y/n) found this gem going through my pictures, it was too good not to post

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emilprenty JUMPSCARE WARNING

-> (y/n) ⚠️

-> paparossi After the 30 something years I've worked in the FBI, this is probably the scariest thing I've seen

-> spencerreid1 :(

spencerreid1 Why does Derek look like he's going to kick you down like one of his doors?

-> (y/n) HAHAHAHAHAHAH DID YOU JUST MAKE A JOKE SPENCER REID???

-> derekm at least i don't look like sixth grader at his graduation of middle school

-> (y/n) @/derekm yeah and you look like his bully that steals his lunch money

what other things do you guys wanna see? there's a bunch of stuff i can do similar to this just lmk!!!

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[spritehouse]

one headcanon hill i will DIE ON is luke alvez being a natural lefty, but he taught himself to be a righty because he was raised catholic in the 70s

but he still retained his left-handedness to some extent, and as he got older and redefined his relationship with catholicism, he started alternating between hands and became ambidextrous, but still prefers his right hand in most day-to-day activities after favoring it for so many years

and then he joins the bau, and as luke gets more comfortable (1) with himself and (2) with the people around him, he stops putting so much conscious thought into which hand he uses, and maybe he gets injured or something, but at some point, spencer notices luke writing with his left hand and brings it up while they're alone, which leads to luke kinda just spilling his guts about how some older and less tolerant parts catholicism still affect him, and for the following weeks, spencer just starts writing with his left hand too because he's technically ambidextrous (his handwriting is god awful with both hands)

its just a small gesture, but it helps luke feel a little less isolated and he eventually starts using his left hand pretty regularly until penelope, the team's resident lefty since hotch left, finds out, and she makes a huge deal out of it and gets him all kinds of pens and a collection of other odd trinkets designed for lefties, and luke just feels so seen

also he's good with both his hands iykwim ;]

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[reidsaurora]

Can you do a head canon of Spencer comforting his gf when she’s sad/stressed/having a panic attack etc?❤️

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S. Reid Headcanons

(comforting edition)

DISCLAIMER: i headcanoned most of these on my own but i will credit any ideas i'm borrowing from anyone else because a lot of other people's hcs are very accurate to the way i see Spence

KING OF BOUNDARIES!!

If he sees you're upset in any way, he's never gonna hug you or get too close without your permission

CEO of asking "Is it OK if I hug you?"

Should you accept his offer of a hug, he's never gonna let go

Always makes you let go first so as to make sure you've received the correct amount of attention that you needed

A perfect mixture of holding your hand and rubbing your back when you have a panic attack

Also I feel like he's the type to be whispering sweet things in your ear

"It's gonna be OK, I've got you"

ALSO KING OF DISTRACTIONS!!!

If he evens senses you're thinking about crying, he's on it with the distractions

I feel like when it gets really bad, he becomes such a gift giver

Telling jokes to cheer you up, asking about your favorite things, giving you random statistics and facts since that's what he knows best

"Hey, did you know that male penguins propose to female penguins by gifting them a pebble?"

I've talked about this before but he loves words of affirmation

So, this obviously bounces onto you

And he puts little sticky note mantras on your desk at work or on your mirror if you live together

"You've got this!" - pretty boy <3

"Focus on the current step, not the whole staircase!" - your lover boy :)

"I bought you a bottle of bubble bath. It's your favorite scent." 🥺

I feel like he really likes to give you shoulder massages when you're stressed

I know he isn't really a religious or spiritual person but I feel like when it gets really bad, he prays for you and asks the team to pray for you too

If you're one of those people that skips meals when you get sad, he always makes sure you eat a little something.

"My love, I brought food from that restaurant up the street that you like. It would make me happy if you tried to eat something for me."

He's definitely a "pros outweigh the cons" kind of guy

So while he's on his lunch break, he writes you a whole list of reasons why he loves you

He wants to wait to give it to you after work but he gets too excited so he gives it to you as soon as he finishes the list

Overall, he's just a sweetheart with the perfect balance of giving you attention and giving you your personal space

you cry over said list in front of all your coworkers

He always makes sure you get enough sunlight by taking a walk with you in the morning before work

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[de4dlyniightshade]

I read the vocal Spencer hcs and I saw u wrote Abt him being the Prince of overstimulation, you got any more hcs revolving that? (And/or aftercaree🙏)

abso-fucking-lutely i do >:3

would literally let you overstimulate him until he passes out and can't stop shaking, he just can't get enough of it.

hardly ever cums just once bcs he's a little greedy and will absolutely almost burst into tears if you stop after just one, whining and begging for more.

loves the way that overstimulation makes him feel, the way it makes his mind go completely blank and he doesn't have to think about any of his worries bcs he physically can't.

always has to have you in his lap either riding him or straddling his thighs as you use your hands bcs he just can't keep still, constantly rutting his hips into you and arching his back.

sobs. every time. honestly sometimes he cries so hard that it worries you that he's actually in pain or not enjoying it but any time you slow down to check on him he whines and begs you not to stop.

likes restraints but not anything too much, just his wrists, having his legs restrained just stresses him out.

absolutely owns a little vibrator for you to use on him and loves it, the feeling of it pressing against his sensitive tip making his whole body shake and making him let out pathetic sobs and whimpers.

loves dumbification! especially when you say stuff like "what's the matter smarty? can't even think for yourself?"bcs he literally can't. his 187 iq out the window.

loves handjobs more than blowjobs bcs he gets to watch your hand stroke him and loves when you kiss him while you do it.

will never admit that he likes to be covered in his own cum after a session, something about the way his skin looks coated in his own release making him lightheaded.

literally wont leave your side afterwards, even following you to the bathroom when you go to get a washcloth.

will shake and tremble for a good while after you overstimulate him a lot, his thighs constantly twitching.

needs lots of reassurance and praise while you hold him.

loves when you give him gentle kisses and play with his hair and will fall asleep pretty quickly at the feeling.

gets really quiet afterwards and just wants to be by your side, snuggled into and draped over you.

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[flinttcanwriteipromise]

Sorry to my cm fans atm: I mainly watched Criminal Minds Netflix.. and as we all know.. IT’S GONE. I CAN’T WATCH IT ANYMORE. So- Criminal Minds is unwatchable until i find how to watch it again.

Until then, you guys can send asks in for characters I have in my directory (pinned posts) and I might come up with some content like headcanons, blurbs and little oneshots. You guys can also send in your own headcanons, I’d love to talk about them with you!!

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[thyme-in-a-bubble]

be a rebel, be bad, stay here and cuddle with me

kinktober, day seventeen

warnings: spencer reid x reader, smut, established relationship, aftercare, kissing, cuddling

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“What’s so funny?” Spencer pointed out your toothy grin and the airy giggle that ever flowed from it. 

“Nothing’s funny,” completely boneless, you gazed up at your partner as he tossed the spent condom into the nearby bin, “that was just-… wow…”

Curling his arm behind your neck like an extra pillow, he smiled, “it was pretty wow, wasn’t it?” 

Locking eyes with him, you then uttered in utmost adoration, “I love you so much,” craning up to kiss his lips softly. 

“I love you, I love you,” he murmured between pecks. Tangled in the sheets, his long arms still enveloped your form as he peeked up at the small clock on the bedside table behind you, a heavy sigh promptly escaping his lungs as he read the time, “but I really gotta get up and go to work…”

“No, don’t!” you locked your arms around his neck, “be a rebel, be bad, stay here and cuddle with me!” 

“I would love nothing more, but have to,” he cocked his head glumly to the side, “baby, please don’t look at me like that.”

“Like what?” you loosened your jesting grip a bit, “I’m not looking at you in any sort of way. Go to work, save the world, I’ll see you later.” 

Eyes narrowing for but a moment, you then heard him utter, “…I could just tell Hotch that there was a problem with the metro this morning,” causing the bright grin to return to your lips. 

“Or that you had a dentist appointment you forgot to notify him about.” 

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[radiant-reid]

Hi could you write one about spencer realizing he has a size kink/ innocence kink because of reader before they start dating

can i do like a hc thing? i just feel like it works well for this

-late season Spencer, of course, he's got that sexy, wise thing going on. he sees you, so precious and delicate, and he just wants to ruin you

-he first realizes when you don't get a joke Emily tells which she probably shouldn't be telling as your unit chief that even he gets, and he never gets sexual jokes

-he takes it as his opportunity to lean over and whisper the explanation to you and enjoys that blush that spreads over your cheeks

-he puts his hands on your waist one time and very quickly has to hide his hard-on because his hands are so big in comparison

-makes it his mission after that to touch you more, nothing sexually harassing or dubious, just resting his arm on your shoulder or cradling your face to check you're not injured

-one time you're having a slightly heated discussion and you're bodies are close and that's when he finally notices how much taller and biggest he is than you

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