#Pjo hermes

[apollosothertwin]

apollo has paintings all around his palace, all painted by him, but the special ones are all either in one specific room where only he goes or he has gifted them to important people in his life. Hermes and Dionysus have a few, Aphrodite has 1, Thanatos has a bunch, but Artemis and Leto have the most, along with an assortment of others.

#apollo #hermes #dionysus #aphrodite #artemis #leto #pjo apollo #pjo hermes #pjo dionysus #pjo aphrodite #pjo artemis #pjo leto #painting #headcanon #trials of apollo #percy jackson #rick riordan #toa #the trials of apollo #toa apollo #pjo hoo toa #lester papadopoulos

[softestaries]

Not Hermes dragging out their time at the casino by ranting to Percy Jackson about how difficult parenting is while Poseidon is literally waiting (🧍) to make amends with his son outside in the ocean as they speak

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson fandom #percy pjo #percy jackson spoilers #pjo #pjo hermes

[waterisntreal]

Ok no Hermes saying “Do you know what that feels like? To be so close to someone you love, knowing neither of you has any choice but to keep hurting each other? I know you do” to Percy and then making him have a flashback to sitting in the back of a car in front what I’m assuming is a school looking sadder than a 10 year old has any right to be was absolutely CRIMINAL

#and then walker/percy hit us with that fucking jaw tremble #i’m literally dying #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo #pjo spoilers #pjo disney+ #pjo hermes #pjo ep 6

[georgies-ftts]

Apollo theatre kids gonna be confused as fuck as to why their uncle is Alexander Hamilton

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #annabeth chase #grover underwood #percy jackson disney+ #pjo #pjo disney+ #nico di angelo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo hermes #pjo cast #lin manuel miranda #pjo luke #luke castellan #percy pjo #pjo spoilers

[frozenrose20]

The more I see this man the more I understand Luke's betrayal cuz what on Earth are you doing at the casino sir go visit your kids! Go claim Chris! You mean to tell me that the master bolt was stolen and that Poseidon and Zeus are about to go to war and this man is just shooting dice!?

#pjo #luke castellan #pjo hermes #percy jackson #I know he's probably there just to give them a message #but like why at the casino #chris rodriguez

[bullshit-and-sticks]

Hermes : my son.. pride is NOT the word i am looking for

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo #hamilton musical #pjo fandom #pjo hermes

[purpleshadow-star]

Listen, Lin Manuel Miranda ate as Hermes. Anyone who disagrees is simply wrong. Idk what to tell you.

#he was great #had me on the edge of my seat fr #riordanverse #rick riordan #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #percy jackson tv series #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson show #percy jackson #pjo hermes #hermes #lin manuel miranda #lin manuel appreciation post #percy jackson disney+ #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #pjo

[demi-gods-posts]

Pjo but Hestia has her own cabin and unclaimed kids go there because she’s the goddess of the house and home. So 1: the Hermes cabin isn’t so crowded and 2: so they can get claimed faster if all the unclaimed kids are in one area.

#percy jackson #pjo hoo toa #percy jackon and the olympians #rick riordan #percy and annabeth #percy pjo #pjo series #pjoverse #boo #pjo hestia #pjo headcanon #pjo hermes

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

UPDATED 1/29/24

this was inspired by @lubble-underscore's post and I decided to expand on the iceberg and see how much I could throw on it

thanks to the Discord server for filling in on things that didn't cross my mind! :D

feel free to save and highlight what you know :3 Links to many of these things are below - some are not tho!

Tier 1 - do we even need to SAY anything?

pathetic little meow meow

bisexual

unreliable narrator

Tier 2 - surface level/easy to see

superiority/inferiority complex

bitchsexual (i mean... points to commodus)

raised chiron (see CHB Confidential)

Tier 3 - complete read-through/reread; taking first steps into fandom

breaks cycle of abuse

polldona

great with kids, actually (see Harley, Georgie, ect.)

ordered pizza to chb (see The Hidden Oracle)

domains contradict

best godly parent

still heavily affected by past lovers (see The Whole Series)

Tier 4 - digging a little deeper

love life isn't actually terrible

definitely tried to bang frey at least once (see that One throwaway line in The Hidden Oracle)

malewife malewhore manslaughter

broke up the beatles because paul jilted him (Discord)

sees the faces of primordial gods (see The Hidden Oracle)

copollo could have worked

catboy but cats are competition (See The Tyrant's Tomb; submitted by @trials-of-apollo-my-beloved)

freakishly high pain tolerance (See THE ENTIRE SERIES)

Tier 5 - holy shit we're on to something

that apollo & jesus fic (Discord)

knew hades had kids in TTC

pressured to be the perfect son

fatal flaw is love

not as close to hermes as he used to be

seahorsed kayla

patron of CHB

roman apollo au (Discord: Creator chronictheorizing)

Tier 6 - wait what. OH!

was forced to punish halcyon green

deathsong (Discord: Creator @txny-dragon) (addition)

kids are greek & roman

michael yew is most like him

brings change by being his true self and not the fake one (Submitted by @/txny-dragon)

laomedon is why he hates slavery (Discord: Creator @ukelele-boy)

intentionally made the orientation video to communicate info on the gods

Tier 7 - what the fuck did we get ourselves into

directed travis & conner to tartarus tongs

Apollo x Orion is peek hateship (Discord: Origin in Tsari's server during Eclipse)

unlocked heavenly prophecy powers during trials

dated oscar wilde and inspired the picture of dorian gray (Discord)

half-titan theory

tartarus regenerated him

imperial kids were meant to usurp the olympians

Tier 8 - we're in too deep but will never come out

knows estelle is omen of end of the world

#the trials of apollo #toa memes #iceberg #trials of apollo #apollo #pjo apollo #toa apollo #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson and the olympians #the heroes of olympus #nico di angelo #kayla knowles #estelle blofis #toa commodus #pjo commodus #pjo hermes #camp half blood #camp jupiter #michael yew #travis stoll #connor stoll #halcyon green #thalia grace #luke castellan #pjo chiron #copollo #pjo ouranos #pjo gaea #polldona #arrow of dodona

[analeftthechat]

Was listening to Dear Theodosia and I just couldn't pass this up-

#percy jackson #luke castellan #percy jackson series #percy series #pjo memes #percy jackson tv show #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo tv show #hermes #pjo hermes #percy jackson and the lightning thief #pjo #pjo disney+ #pjo tv #lin manuel miranda #lin manuel appreciation post #hamilton musical #hamilton reference

[anotheroceanid]

Triton “I’m not particularly interested in my half-blood brother’s life, I just think…” ‘s opinions on some of Percy’s relationship outside the seafam:

Chiron: Should’ve been more careful with Percy, but overall okay given Chiron being an obviously underpaid and overworked old man

Grover: He likes him. It’s pity he didn’t marry Polyphemus, it’d be nice to have him in the family and maybe he would convince good old Polyphemus to start a healthier diet

Luke: Bad thing he betrayed Olympus, blah blah blah, but in a positive light he left camp before Percy’s hero worship turned into something more 👍

Annabeth: She… oh… okay… I guess I can’t write that, Triton. I’ll leave it here that you are strongly against her near your brother. What? No, I won’t say that either. What does Athena and Pallas have to do with this… Okay, enough. Next!

Apollo: Again, I can’t write that. I cannot call the god of sun a [redacted]!!! Okay, I’ll leave the message. Directly quoting Triton (not my words, Triton’s) “I know things about you, cradle robber. Don’t make me come for you!”

Hermes: Not bad. He’s happy that at least one god has restraining. Keep distance, either way. In fact, STOP visiting Percy with presents you were NOT allowed to gift him with.

Thalia: Surprisingly alright about their friendship, laments that she is the daughter of who she is, but she’s got points since she doesn’t like her father much, too.

Hazel: Best half-blood around (after Percy, ofc), says he’d like to have her and Frank over to dinner any day at the palace.

Frank: Basically family, he totally approves of Percy’s friendship with him. Pity he’s Roman and child of Mars, “no one is perfect, I guess”

Nico: In the name of Lady Amphritite, Lord Triton is asking you to eat more healthily. Mostly okay and “Don't crush on Percy again, if you know what's good for you.”

Jason: Roman. Jupiter. Multiple hisses… I don’t know what he meant with it, but whatever.

Beckendorf: He’s ranting for three hours about how great Beckendorf was. Terms such as “Honorary Percy’s Big Brother” were used.

Rachel: Very nice mortal. Poor taste in patrons, though.

#pjo triton #perpollo #permes #pjo hermes #pjo apollo #Percy Jackson #seafam #i would add more people but I'm lazy and I have to study for my exam now

[apollosothertwin]

no one had to know if hermes helped apollo a tiny bit during his trials. i mean, he is the god if travelers and apollo is certainly traveling

#pjo hermes #hermes #pjo apollo #trials of apollo #percy jackson #rick riordan #apollo #toa #the trials of apollo #toa apollo #pjo hoo toa #lester papadopoulos

[falconfrost]

no wonder may castellan fell so hard for hermes like can you imagine this guy showing up at your door 😍😍😍😍

#percy jackson #rrverse #percy jackson show #pjo hermes #losing my fucking mind and this is how i cope

[goblinwithartsupplies]

This is not my original post it belongs to @caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo who deleted their account but it’s so good and needs to be preserved

I like that there is just... A noticeable gap in the gods' under standing of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for this is "Well, Hermes stole Apollo's cattle right after birth so that tracks".

But now I have a theory that the gods don't rediv understand how mortal

children work and that's why they're so blase about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like...

Zeus: What do you mean 'first word'? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: Humans can only cry when they are born.

Zeus: Nonsense. When vou were born you didn't cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: Humans aren't the same though. They can't walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: …that's not true

Artemis: I'm afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: What the fuck

Later on...

Zeus: Did you know human babies can't speak when thev're tirst born?

Poseidon: that's so sad. Are demigods like that?

Zeus: I have no idea.

Poseidon: Mavbe we should ask around more. Athena was saying something about brain development.

Zeus: Their... THEIR BRAINS AREN'T DEVELOPED?!?!

Poseidon: I guess

Zeus: THESE HUMANS ARE WALKING AROUND WITHOUT FULLY FORMED BRAINS?!

Poseidon: I mean, so are you and I don't complain.

The quest continues...

Hermes: So... you're telling me that human kids don't know how to fend themselves at all? They need to be taught? I mean, fighting, of course, but outside of that???

Poseidon: Yeah, I thought it was like fish

where you just naturally know what you’re supposed to do. But apparently they have no idea and need to be shown everything

Hermes: I... that's awful. Why?

Poseidon: I don't know.

Suddenly all the gods are very concerned...

Ares: You mean to tell me that my kids are probably traumatized from war??

Hermes: That's what the research shows. Human kids aren't supposed to handle that kind of stuff and demigods are more human than we anticipated.

Ares: But... War?

Hermes: Idk what to tell you, bud. I'm beginning to understand why they hate us tho.

Everyone is naturally panicking

Demeter: YOU SENT MONSTERS AFTER MY BABIES WHEN THEY HAD NO BRAINS AND COULDN'T EVEN READ?!?

Hecate: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT DEMIGODS WEREN'T BORN KNOWING HOW TO READ!?!?!

Athena: Our children all have dyslexia.

Demeter: YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTERRUN AWAY WHEN SHE WAS SEVEN! SILENCE!

Athena:…And? She is very mature and had my protection. I'm not like the rest of you. rhave done my researcn on humans and led her accordingly.

Apollo: Think of it this way, Athena. She would have just started losing baby teeth when she left home.

Athena: What?

Apollo: According to my son, they shed teeth. Like, they fall out and get new, bigger ones when they re old enougn. Didn't you know that?

Hades: That's disgusting. Our children do that?

Athena: I... That's not true! Your son is a liar!

Apollo: I AM THE GOD OF TRUTH!

It's a whole thing on Olympus

Hephaestus: Wait, they NEED to eat?!?! It isn't just for fun???

Hermes: What about water???

Dionysus: How do none ot vou know these things. Maybe you all should be camp directors for awhile-

Hades: Eight hours? They need EIGHT hours of sleep? A Day? There's no way NICO Is getting that much..

Dionysus: Oh, are they? Yeah lol. None of them are getting that much.

Aphrodite: Oh my gods... What happens if they don't get enough? Do they become ugly? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE MY KIDS UGLY?!

Zeus: They're so fragile. Why are they even allowed out of the camp?! Chiron, explain!

Chiron: You... Uh, ask them to do stuff for you?

All of Olympus: *flips a table*

#pjo #percy jackson #ares pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo series #annabeth pjo #pjo memes #pjo gods #pjo zeus #pjo apollo #pjo aphrodite #pjo angst #? #pjoverse #percy pjo #pjo stuff #pjo hermes #pjo luke

[georgies-ftts]

gonna need a little more appreciation for the kids in cabins where powers are never mentioned

like c’mon. you’re telling me that hermes kids can RuN fAsT. i want a hermes kids that’s like Gwen from ben 10 and can put up glowing gold force fields

i want dionysus kids that can grow grape vines but can also mess with peoples sanity when they need too

athena is also the goddess of practical reason so athena kids should be really bloody persuasive kinda like charm speak with the aphrodite kids

hephaestus kids that can’t set themselves of fire but are just very heat resistant in general or can weld shit together with their bare hands, or can sharpen a blade edge just by running their fingers along it

hebe campers who can alter how old they appear to certain people

tyche kids who can quite literally determine anything, they can alter peoples chances at winning or losing, living or dying

these kids are the children of Gods and Goddess, no more of this

“the kids of the big three have these amazing strong powers, oh and the Apollo kids can glow, and some of the other main characters can do some cool shit” GIMME EVERYONE BEING ABLE TO DO COOL SHIT. GIMME PURE CHAOS.

#pjo disney+ #pjo series #pjo #percy jackson disney+ #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo ares #pjo hermes #pjo athena #pjo hades #nico di angelo #will solace #annabeth chase #grover underwood #leo valdez #hazel levesque #tw swearing

[frozenrose20]

Greek myth retellings are so funny to me because what do you mean these are all the same person

#hermes greek god #pjo hermes #hermes #greek mythology #epic: the musical #hades game #blood of zeus