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bartythebabygorljr · 2 days
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HEY SHITHEADS
I’m Barty Crouch JR [this is an RP blog]
tag me in any stuff u want me to react to rahhh
I got this weird muggle website bc idk I was bored lmaooooo
it’s kinda cool but the MLP stuff looks like my nightmares came to life, ate one another and threw up again 😇
he/they ❤️‍🔥
student at Hogwarts rahhhh ⛓️
my dad suckssss but unlike ur mother last night he doesn’t swallow 😉
prolly mentally ill but nah 🔥
ultra black monster is my best friend 😈
My friends r cool and also on here bc everyone finds it impossible to say not to me bc im the coolest:
@reg-can-swim - Reggie - says I ‘forced him on here’ 🙄🙄🙄 [I love tjat little depressed victorian boy]
@panda-is-pan - Dora💖 - cool ass witch and objectively one of the best people ever
@cas0meadows - Dorcas <333, she scares me but I love her
@prongsieb0y James. Ugh. Yawn. BORING. Hot. Not saying I like him but if it was a party and he asked to kiss me I’d probably fold like a deckchair 🧍
@remus-john-mo0ny-lupin - Remus. HOTTEST MARSAJFER BU FSR U GUYS
@siriuslyhotterthanyou - Sirius 😍😍😍 lowkey enemies 2 lovers - bitchkiller 4 life
@the-one-and-only-lily-evans - Lilyyyyy - I think she’s really cool :D
@mar-lean-into-me - MARLSSSS - chaotic platonic loml
Evan [coming soon]
(OOC: feel free to drop asks in my inbox and ill answer them in character :D also if u wanna join w a character we don’t have yet then DM me <3)
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a-lilypad · 2 days
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i feel like i need to just sit down with someone and discuss evan rosier and nothing else for a while to completely flesh out how i see him
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An eligible husband.. (a Jegulus and Rosekiller Microfic)
For @imheredisappointingmyparents TW: deadnaming
He knew it was stupid to laugh. He was asking for trouble, really. But it was too perfect. He couldn't help it.
"Evan?" he asked, looking at his mother.
"Yes, Regina. You must marry an eligible pureblood and carry on our line," Walburga explained, her expression steely.
Regulus looked back at Evan's picture and tried not to burst. "You want me to marry Evan," he stated, just to be sure.
"Yes, Regina. We're in talks with his family."
"Right. I...right. I have to go, Mother. The Hogwarts Express arrives soon," Regulus said with a roll of his eyes. In his head he knew that he was more likely to marry the Giant Squid than Evan, but it wasn't worth arguing with his mother now.
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When Evan joined Regulus and his other friends in their normal compartment, Regulus knew right away that he wasn't the only one who had received the exciting news. It was all over Evan's face.
So he decided to...share the news.
"Evan and I are engaged," He volunteered casually as Evan sat down next to Barty, who immediately yelped and started coughing.
"What? You're-" Barty asked, his face aghast.
But Regulus just grinned, enjoying the entertainment. "Yes, nobody's told you? We've been set up. We're going to be married after Hogwarts."
Immediately, Evan started calming Barty, rolling his eyes and saying he was not going to marry Regulus.
"But Evan! We would be such a good couple," Regulus deadpanned, fighting back a smirk.
"Just wait until your boyfriend finds out!" Evan retorted loudly. "He's even more territorial than Barty!"
Regulus paled, thinking about James's reaction. He didn't quite fancy holding him back from beating up his mother. "I want a divorce," he grumbled to Evan.
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mxskellington · 2 days
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𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆: You think I’m pretty?
𝗘𝘃𝗮𝗻: I said you were fucking petty
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bri-cheeses · 2 days
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Barty signing up for some advanced science class specifically because Evan did, and it ending up being one of the best decisions he’s ever made because of the way Evan’s eyes light up whenever they’re talking about things he’s particularly interested. Which in that class is like 75 percent of the time, so Barty spends more time staring at Evan than he does actually listening to the teacher.
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thatcoolguyeli · 2 days
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barty who loves to play with evans rings and tries them on but without fail he gets them stuck of his fingers. evan calls him an dumbass as he pulls them off and bartys sat there blushing like a idiot looking up at him
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corpsephrog · 2 days
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i love the golden trio and the lightning era characters but i primarily stick to the marauders side of the fandom because it's just like... an objectively better place to be
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Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.
He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)
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winnienora13 · 2 days
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I don’t think people understand just how old the marauders fandom is.
Because I remember when everyone apart from the marauders and Lily didn’t really exist(Barty,Evan,Pandora,Dorcas,Mary,Marlene,Regulus). We just never talked about them. At that point, I couldn’t even have told you what they looked like or who they were. James was the straightest man on earth but also the whitest. For some reason, at that point, everyone was white with no religion. The only two ships we had were Wolfstar and Jily. Ao3 wasn’t really known yet. So we had to read our fics on Wattpad🤧. Fan casting wasn’t really a thing yet nor was fan art. The rare pieces of fan art we had had to be drawn traditionally because digital art didn’t REALLY exist yet . The cosplays on tik tok were usually pretty sad. Anyways, it was a dark era.
I really don’t miss it.
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wulanvansunshine · 2 days
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Just saying but if I had any talent in the creative department I would be a FUCKINGG GOD
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fromagony · 3 days
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i wanna write jarty i wanna write bartylus i wanna write rosestarkiller i wanna write rosekiller i wanna write jegulus i wanna write a fuck fest but i don't want to write
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gasolinehornet · 3 days
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Evan is the type of guy to always act like he's scary and angry, but he just has the cutest doe eyes so he's just not able to do it.
Pandora is known in the friend group to always get what she wants bc no one can resist her doe eyes, and since Evan and Dora r twins, Evan can also get what he wants if he just realizes that he isn't scary at all
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lilyystarr · 2 days
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rosekiller invented dom bottom and sub top
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yoursdeadlynightshade · 17 hours
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It's Rosekiller.
But if one of them is dead the other would burn the entire fucking world.
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mxskellington · 2 days
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*reading Romeo and Juliet in muggle studies*
𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿: *reading stage directions*
Romeo dies
𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀 [reading as Romeo]: Oh thank fuck I’m dead, I can go back to my book now
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𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: I’m just glad I died before I had to marry THAT idiot
𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 [reading as Juliet]: *from across the room* OH FUCK YOU TOO LUPIN
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bri-cheeses · 3 days
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Barty having a lopsided smile is something that I don’t think I’ve mentioned before but is very real to me. And for a while Evan wanted to strangle someone whenever Barty smiled, because he just wanted to kiss him so bad in those moments. But now, just because he can, Evan simply… kisses Barty whenever he smiles in that way that gives Evan butterflies. Because he’s allowed to <3
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