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wabblebees · 1 year

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HAPPY FEAST OF FOOLS YOU FOOL

THANK U SO MUCH I LOVE THEM WITH MY WHOLE WHOLE HEART. I AM A VERY HAPPY FOOL

#THANK U FOR THIS. MWAH I LOVE IT #ive been waiting to acrivate them ALL DAY bc i was too busy and then TOO EXCITED #but NOW I AM FREE #(and i updated my app Finally) (bc i wanted to make sure theyll work lmfao) (so i also assume ill be able to see polls now? maybe?? hfksgh)#AND NOW. WE CRAB.#EDITING TO UPDATE: I HAVE SO MANY GOOD GOOD LIL DUDES SCOOTIN AROUND ON MY DASH. 10/10 ITS FUCKEN WONDERFUL #(69 crabs to be exact)(nice)#also my dash is Almost unnavigable now lmqo #bUT.#NOT QUITE #SO MORE CRABS IT IS #yOU CAN CAPTURE THEM?!?!?!#369 and going strong lmfaooo. ohh tooelfy u are too fucking kind #this was the exact enrichment i needed in my enclosure #UPDATE AGAIN AT 420 CRABS. ITS NIGH IMPOSSIBLE TO SCROLL BUT I LOVE THEM ALL.#Y O U C A N B E F R I E N D T H E M ?

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crabsnpersimmons · 3 months

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a little wip for a little thing i'm working on!

#fnaf moon #fnaf dca #dca fandom #traditional art #when you pat your robot coworker on the head and then he makes it WeirdTM #it's all fun and games until you realized you're touch starved #this idea has me by the throat #it has been occupying all my attention since i got my exam marks back #(i passed by the way! hooray! my reward is more courses!)#cuz i want to get it done before i start my second course #or i will not know peace #so hoping to get it done some time this week #also! a little extra sneak peak for those of you who read my tags #(love you all by the way!)#(my tags are where i tell all my best and worst jokes)#this will be angst #>:)#crab art

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official-crab-posts · 3 months

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hey everyone, i know this is a silly gimmick blog but i feel i need to clarify that zionists aren't welcome here. people who think the violence in gaza right now is in any way justified or proportional to october 7 and support the genocide being committed against palestinians need to get off my blog. leave.

people who use this situation as an excuse to be antisemitic also need to get the fuck out of here. it is never okay to be antisemitic and trying to use your support for palestine as a shield is pathetic. i dont want you around and i do not like you. when i find you i will block you. save us both some time and just unfollow me right now.

i just wanted to make my position clear. free palestine. 🇵🇸

#not a crab #the crab speaks #free palestine #from the river to the sea #i just wanted to make this clear after i saw a couple people followed me that i do not want following me. thanks.#also to be clear obviously this didn’t start on october 7. it’s been happening for over 70 years now #but i specifically wanted to address the claim that this is somehow a proportional response to that day #i didn’t get into the historical context in this post because it was meant to just be a quick response after i had to block some zionists #but it has gotten way more notes than i thought it would and also has led to a couple zionists bothering me so i just wanted to add this #also like dw about the zionists who show up sometimes. i just block them now. it’s not worth it to take the bait

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gayforbagels · 2 years

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Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight

#text #op #dancing crabs #and many more #sorry if I missed you trust me when I say I am still popping the FATTEST bottle for u TONIGHT #edit: guys I copy pasted a shit ton of countries from fucking Wikipedia for a shitpost it’s not that deep #edit: the amount of y’all that are tagging this as ‘except us and Canada’ are missing the fucking point #it isn’t cute lol #EDIT: WHATS UP GUYS IT’S ME YA BOY COMING LIVE FROM. GLASS ONE OF WINE #I CHANGED MY MIND FUCK IT IM ADDING EVERYONE I MISSED INTO THE OP #AND ANOTHER THING #SOME OF YALL HAVE TO REMEMBER THERE ARE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN CANADA AND THE USA TOO #SAYING THE USA AND CANADA DOESNT DESERVE TO POP BOTTLES IS DISMISSIVE OF EVERY INDIGENOUS LIFE DAMAGED BY THE BRITISH EMPIRE #AUSTRALIA TOO #THE MONARCHY HAD A VERY PROMINENT ROLE ALONGSIDE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AND COLONIAL VIOLENCE #IN SETTLER HISTORY #ALSO TO ANY OF MY BRITISH HOMOES I AM SO SORRY YALL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT PROPAGANDA MACHINE RN #GFGFGFFGGG I’m not changing that

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midnight-moth · 2 months

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There’s a darkness at the heart of my love or something

#I know I drew a papa #more ghouls next #satanic crab rangoon looks so tastyyyyy #do you think it’s filled with cream cheese #I need to use the same backdrop as a place for ghouls to kiss #the lighting and ambience is romantic #cardinal Copia #papa emeritus iv #papa emeritus 4 #the band ghost #the band ghost fanart #DATHOML #ghost bc #midnight moth draws

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thursdaylast · 7 months

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finally figured out a Bdubs design! not sure if i'm happy with it yet but oh well! he is extremely glare coded to me but like in a scary shadow creature way and I love that for him <3

#i make all my favorite characters look scary its one of my love languages #bdoubleo100 #Hermitcraft #anyway methinks glares are kind of like hermit crabs in that they inhabit other things #but instead of shells its plants #and as they grow older they take up more and more space so you can have little baby glares that only take up one little shrub or ancient gl #this has very little to do with the design i just wanted to talk about it

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qt-kt · 7 days

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Went to the Homestuck Rave and Renn Faire this weekend. Both were v fun (thoug in vastly different ways) I hung w some pretty cool peeps and served cunt along the way

#i forgot to get a group shot w all of us at renn faire #but i saw the beloved crab gamers today as well #😌 shoutouts to mab dianne and cara love yall #god i should have taken more photos at renn Faire I'm kinda mad i didnt....not even of the joust!#i should have brought a tote or something today tbh then i wouldn't have been so busy w all the shit i was holding and i could #have taken a few more (ie: any)#i didn't even get one of my new corset while it was on :(#kaite's face

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raphwshere · 10 months

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im like that one crab

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chemevan · 7 months

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the oldmanification of pre hiatus fall out boy

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mildcrow · 1 year

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elliott doodles. there's just.... somethin about him idk

#bro is just so majestic #have a newfound love for him recently #its strange bc i used to be a sebastian stannie ONLY #hahaha...... right #sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley elliott #sdv elliott #digital art #art #also peep my lil farmer oc in the corner hehe #i really dont get why people hate him sm like ..... they obviously just cant handle how babygirl he is #also he has a pet crab. what more could you want in a guy #fungusart

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britcision · 9 months

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I’m pretty sure the people bitching about not giving money to tumblr are the same ones who complain when AO3 or wikipedia ask for donations, so I’m just gonna clarify something

Running a website is not free

Even if they made no changes and did only maintenance, they still need to pay for server costs, expert programmers for when something goes wrong, storage (although frankly storage is cheap as chips these days which is nice)

They need to keep up with the capabilities of new tech like improvements to web browsers, never mind their own apps keeping pace with old and new tech developments

Backwards compatibility (being able to run the updated app on old tech) is a massive problem for apps on a regular basis, because there are people out here using an iPod and refusing to update software

There’s a reason every few years apps like Animal Crossing will issue an update that breaks backwards compatibility and you can only play if your phone is running more recent software

This shit costs money even before you look into the costs of human moderation, which I’m not exactly convinced is a big part of their current budget but fucking should be if we want an actual fix for their issues with unscreened ads and reporting bigots

Ignoring that it’s apparently illegal for companies not to actively chase profits, running Tumblr is expensive

And advertisers know we fucking hate them here

They’re still running ads, which we know because they’re all over the damn place, but half the ads are for Tumblr and its store

Other ad companies know we are not a good market, so they’re not willing to put the money in

Tumblr runs at a $30 million deficit, every year, because hosting a site is expensive

They are trying to take money making ideas from other social medias because they’re not a charity; they need to make enough money to keep the site going

If you want tumblr to keep existing, never mind fixing its many issues that require human people to be paid to do jobs like moderation, they will need money

Crabs cost $3

One crab day a year can fix the deficit and hammer home for Tumblr that:

A) we do want to be here and want the site to keep going

And B) they do not need to do the normal social media money making strategies we all hate

They need a way to make money if you want the hellsite to exist, because we live in a capitalist hellscape and cannot all be AO3

If they think they can make enough to keep running without pulling all the tricks we hate, they have no reason to pull said tricks

But they need money

And a way to make money

And if we can show them we can do that, there is a significantly higher chance they will listen to us, the user base they need money from, than if we don’t

Tumblr isn’t perfect, or anywhere close. They need someone to actually screen the paid ads they put through, they need to take the transphobia, antisemitism, and bigotry seriously

These Are Jobs That Will Cost Money

People Need To Be Fucking Paid For Their Work

Tumblr Is Not Run By Volunteers For Free And Nor Should It Be

Paying People Is Good Actually

So if you wanna get all high and mighty over $3/year, by all means, go spend that hard earned cash elsewhere

Good luck finding a perfect and morally pure business to give it to though

Being a whiny negative asshole isn’t more appealing just because you’ve put yourself on a moral soapbox, it just means the asshole is a little higher up

For all the whining about “all the new updates are terrible this site is unusable”…. It’s one fuck of a lot more usable than it was in 2017, 2018, 2020

And yeah, it’s going back down and most of the newer ones have been fucking annoying and I would also like them to stop

But it got up somehow and that means it could do that again

Hope is more fun than edgy nihilism

August 1st is a good and exciting day to summon a crab army

#tumblr #crab day #fuck if i know what a profitable plan for tumblr as is will look like #since half the user base are entitled assholes who think they shouldn’t pay for less than perfection #and tumblr themselves are entitled assholes who think $5/month is a good base proce #motherfuckers would have so many more people if it was $2-3 #totally not paying $5/month for this shit #but $3/year? yeah that’s okay

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crabsnpersimmons · 4 months

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I love the art you drew of DCA wearing a raincoat!! 💗💗

And this is a small gift! ( •͈‎ ̫ •͈ ꢏ💝ꢖ

Haruka!! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN! YOU'RE AMAZING!

I love love love everything about your art! The rainbow in the background! The ripples in the puddle below! The flowers and trees! The lighting! The little sun and moon in their raincoats and boots!! They look so cute in your style! And! You even incorporated the textures in moon's hat! Oh my gosh your attention to detail is amazing! Your art is such an inspiration!

I drew a little response from the boys:

The boys love it too! They haven't budged from the fridge all day! I'm not judging, I have this beautiful art set on my phone and my desktop wallpaper. It brings me so much joy! Thank you again, wonderful friend! ♥️♥️♥️

#fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf dca #dca fandom #ahhhhh I can't say enough about how beautiful this art is!#just know that sun and moon's reactions are 100% my own reactions #I'm just in awe #I have amazing friends #I'm also glad so many of you enjoyed my little raincoat dca doodles #they just started off as a doodle to give me a boost during my course work #but you'll definitely be seeing more of them!#other people's art #crab art

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vordemtodgefeit · 6 months

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BYE BITCH 👋 👋

#uk politics #AND NEVER COME BACK #i know there was a theory that she was trying to get sacked so she wouldn’t go down with the sun(a)k ship #but regardless of the truth of that - it DOES mean that she’s FUCKING OUT #and so the crabs emerge once more #ukpol #british politics #suella braverman

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cozylittleartblog · 1 year

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swatchvember: "beach episode"

an appropriate use of swatch's powers: drastically renovating the cafe every other month For Funsies! just shove a whole entire normal beach in there. why not. wear the worst outfit of your life. why not

they can't swim

#deltarune #swatchvember #swatch #swatchlings #kris #susie #queen #i mean ok they can swim but its very hard when you're Feathered and Still Clothed and got Thrown In Unexpectedly QUEEN #art #this is one of those concepts ive had sitting in my brain waiting to be microwaved and now i can microwave it #its always fun getting to look at their powers more the ability to draw things into existence is so op and they use it for the SILLIEST stu #stuff. this is probably the most extensive retheme they've done this is a completely different location #also they only drew one crab. they meant to draw more. they forgot. there is literally just One Crab #thats him there in the last one :) one crab #[falls in through the ceiling a day late] BTW MY SWATCH USES THEY/THEM PRONOUNS ONLY #january edit - the fact that i used my main blog queen tag and not the regular queen tag lmfao

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51-queer-frogs · 16 days

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apotheotic-cravings · 2 years

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What was meant to be a sketch of Harrow in formal wear quickly devolved into a shitty comic of perhaps my favourite scene in htn

#the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #ianthe tridentarius #harrowhark nonagesimus #augustine quinque #mercymorn #wtf is her last name… ouogh #mercymorn the first #john gaius #dios apate minor #THESE GUYS HAVE SO MANY ALIASES ID RATHER DIE THAN TAG THEM ALL #semi related- I drew this before god asked harrow if her and Ianthe were having safe sex. which is also. SUCH a scene #ALSO?? Whooooo gives a fuck if they weren’t having safe sex they’re literally lyctors….? couldn’t they just necromance away the crabs like #my art #fanart #comic #also I love how exactly you can see how much effort I put into which panels lmaoz #it’s partially because I’m lazy but also partially because sometimes a more simplistic style can evoke the right emotions better #if anyone mentions the disappearing glasses they three of them are fucking while casually shredding their soles on a pile of broken glass k

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