#STOP BASHING HER!!!

[tenpixelsusie]

"Rick is the better scientist!" "actually, Reagan is the better scientist because-!!" shut up shut up shut up we all know the best fictional scientist is ALPHYS from UNDERTALE

#jeremy hater moment #hate hate HATE looking up reagan on anything and seeing her compared to rick like leave my girl alone !!! #STOP BASHING HER!!! #istg anytime i see rick and reagan in the same post i'll think ''god help me''. this is making me hate r&m fans so bad #where was i. oh yeah #in comparison to both of these characters i personally think alphys comes out on top both in a better written and better story arc stance #like don't get me wrong!! i love reagan!! but alphys will always be first in my heart #alphys is an amazing example of the ''good person who's done bad things and has to live with themselves'' character archetype- #what with the amalgamates and locking them away and hiring mettaton to stage stuff for the human just so alphys could be apart of it all- #and her arc about forgiving herself and finally giving the families closure and bringing their relatives back home and confessing- #what she had done and just. overall- everything about her story and her time interacting with frisk and undyne and everyone- #it's amazing how toby fox created this- this AMAZING little dino gal and wrote her with so much love and. just. AH!!! #alphys is. an amazing character. and i wouldn't have had her story go any other way. #(also if any of the details here are inaccurate please be nice 😭 i haven't replayed undertale in fuck knows how long) #like i said i think she comes out on top for any fictional (mad?) scientist in any media tbh. she's so sillay ♡ #(sorry to reagan. even if i love her character and overall just. her in general i'm giving alphys this one. she's the og 💥‼) #one last thing: outside of everything i've mentioned alphys is just SUCH a charming character overall ! #alphys appreciation club 4eva *peace sign* #(also i think reagan and alphys should meet and become friends right... neow!!) #(should i tag rick and reagan??? i'll tag em for organizational purposes) #reagan ridley #rick sanchez #tw rick and morty #<- for blacklist #inside job netflix #im not tagging r&m LOL #alphys undertale #undertale #dr alphys #this is ok to reblog by the way

[vypridae]

Funny brokerdoll idea: Carmilla at first mistakes Velvette's gifts and displays as her trying to court Odette or Clara, completely misinterpreting Velvette's signals.

AAHAHAHASGHD HELP WAIT YES UR RIGHT . odette and clara cannot actually believe that their mother is thinking velvette is courting one of them rigth now . they are absolutely BAFFLED

#meanwhile velvette is bashing her head against the wall trying to think of how to make carmilla stop being STUPID and DENSE #xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll

[rexscanonwife]

Not me making a s/i for a game that I'm probably not even gonna play myself 😭🙏 here it is folks some simple ref of my bg3 tav!

She's a half-elf Paladin and a follower of Oghma, the God of Knowledge, with a sage background ♡ she's got an insatiable and somewhat macabre curiosity that leads her to explore things that are sometimes considered a bit disturbing but she finds fascinating! She has a bit of a manic edge that can make her seem a bit inconsiderate at times because she talks faster than she can think, but she means well and is very sweet! And of course she's catching feelings for a certain someone 😊

♡taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @changeling-selfship @crushes-georg @squips-ship @drjohndisco @adoredbyalatus

#artfarts #self insert #self ship #bg3 tav #bg3 self insert #bg3 #crush: 🗡 #OUGGH I NEED A SHIP TAG 😭😭 #thats the only thing i need to make wyll an official f/o...👉👈 #GOD IDK HOW I FELL FOR HIM LIKE THIS #i cant help it he's so fucking sweet and romantic and he's so so so devoted to u when u romance him 🥺💖💖💖💖 #maybe thats it devotion is a huge thing for me ajfjfk #if ur character will love with everything they have then im gone. and if the character is good with kids ajfjfk #WHICH WYLL IS BOTH #and idc if i dont have the game thats not gonna stop me uwu #i gotta draw us soon but alas...the call of dinner and needing to make it #but yeah her belt buckle has the symbol of oghma and her outfit is pretty simple but thats ok #between her studies she'll bash ur head in btw 😂 shes got no tolerance for nonsense #can u tell shes imbued with autism? specifically my autistic fixation on dark things #all my s/is have autism but the specific FLAVOR varies between them #and oughghh she'd be so enchanted by wyll 🥺🥺 #and shed be so interested in karlach and astarion bcs she does a lot of reading about vampires and tieflings #she's just never met them before #thats what i mean abt MAYBEEE being a lil insensitive bcs she might not be the most soft about what she knows #but once they all get to know one another she'd be a very good friend to them and she'd throw down for them without hesitation 😤😤😤 #speaking of karlach. uh 😳 uhm 😳😳 uhhhh #might want her too ngl 💘💖💘💖💘💖

[loopyarts]

Here’s a digital coloured sketch spread of pikmin doddles that I made throughout a few weeks and play around with different brushes and effects.

Also I saw a reblog of my moss doddle, saying how Olimar wife would annoyed at first but warm up to Moss very quickly. I mean of course they would she and Moss have a special connection they kinda similar in a way they both are sweet yet fierce and they care deeply for Olimar and honestly they both wish he just take a break and go on holiday with his family. Also I love the idea of Moss helping her with the kids and shopping. :3

(Another headcanon for Primrose aka Olimars wife is she find it very hard when Olimar leaves for months on end for work and being a single mum for their kids while he away, she gets lonely and sometimes get frustrated by Olimar leaving for so long. She understand that he doing for them but can’t help bit be a sad sometimes, she him misses so much.)

My favourite doddle is the one with Louie and the blue pikmin at night and the one I put the most effect into, also I love the idea of Louie taken in the beauty of Pnf 404 and despite how dangerous it is it has calm peaceful relaxing air to it. I see why Louie like Pnf 404 beside the nearly dying multiple time bit ha ha.

#Pikmin #pikmin alph #pikmin louie #captain olimar #olimar's wife #pikmin moss #loualph #alph x louie #doddles #digital doodle #Coloured doddles #Digital sketch spread #Also can we please stop bashing Olimar wife for one mistake she made before I bash my head against the wall literally Louie has done crimes #Not saying what she did is okay but I find buffing that Louie get a pass when he done way worse #On a gameplay scale it meant to punish the player for taken too damn long I think that was the intention to make players hurry their ass up #I think Pikmin 4 has helped with balancing her out and I think how Olimar talks about her is so sweet #Also I think Pikmin 2 is definitely playing boy my wife spread all money am I right men and also capitalise sucks money make people selfish #artist on tumblr #Experimenting with different brush’s and effects is fun

[britneyshakespeare]

the fact that all grown up ran for five seasons is unaccountable

#they're all on paramount plus #text post #i remembered the show recently out of curiosity #and i'm not bashing it don't get me wrong. that show's been bashed enough #and frankly i haven't watched a single episode since i was like 11 so i can't judge #rugrats also ended when i was kinda young. and i've seen that show since but like. i'm not a Rugrats Kid #i never appreciated it as much as some ppl. it was just kinda another show i watched. i missed the big phenomenon of it #i think #but i never knew a single person growing up who was really all that into all grown up #it seemed like whenever someone talked about it they were just like 'why' #i knew a girl on my bus in like 2nd/3rd grade whose mom stopped letting her watch all the 'cool' shows #i dont remember why. but all of the sudden she was complaining about how all she watches anymore is like #all grown up and life with derek #loooool #LIFE WITH DEREK WAS ... LET'S JUST NOT TALK ABOUT IT #those 2 shows were not incredibly popular and the main networks never showed them that much #so like. hm? FIVE SEASONS #im assuming at the end they sent it to nicktoons network to die but still. five seasons #is it good actually? im thinking of rewatching it just to see

[userchappell]

nancy wheeler antis are actually so weird to me. and honestly, I'm done playing the nice card of, "not trying to be rude" cause I am. I'm simply just so tired of it and I don't get it. ESPECIALLY with the bullshit reasons yall have for hating her by bringing up, "oh, but she hurt poor baby steve. she's such a bitch" look, I understand steve's feelings in that situation but I feel for nancy SO MUCH MORE. because yall CONSTANTLY ignore her trauma and call her a bad girlfriend to steve and even going wayyyyy out of line and saying she ABUSED him? and even if she is a bitch, she's allowed to be anyways. I support her rights and her wrongs. and also some of you guys are the same people who stan the CANONICALLY racist abuser known as b*lly flopgrove. like be for real with me right now

you guys are weird, you're high key misogynistic in my opinion, and your takes suck and you should stay off my blog and never have an opinion on nancy wheeler ever again or you're getting blocked

#like yall spend so much time hating on a fictional character who can LITERALLY murder you #and that she's a million times better than you flops anyways #especially hating on her because OF A MAN????? like get a life and a hobby outside of being a dick rider for a man who doesn't even exist #i absolutely love steve but i HATE how people baby him & trash nancy all at once like SHUT UP. stop using him as an excuse to bash nancy #it is getting so old and irritating at this point #stranger things #nancy wheeler #anti billy hargrove #jaiden rants

[rtlstuff]

JKR Writing Fleur Delacour: So this french bird is super sexy but she's also incredibly shallow and vain and snooty, y'know how the French are. She's high fem which is a bad thing, tomboys are the best. She's also just incredibly annoying and full of herself. Constantly making herself the centre of attention even though nobody likes her and they call her phlegm behind her back. Hilarious, right?

90% of Fanfics when Writing Fleur Delacour: At first she comes off as entitled & full of herself, but as time goes on it's clear she's actually incredibly kind, compassionate and loyal. She also has a keen sense of matters of the heart. For the younger characters she takes on the role of a wise older sister. She's loyal and nurturing and and will always be there if you need someone to talk to. She is from a noble matriarchal race of fierce warriors and will fight tooth and nail to defend what is hers.

#harry potter fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 #fleur delacour #veela #in almost all fanfics with Weasley bashing Bill and Fleur are usually the reasonable ones #if someone gets kicked out of the Burrow they usually go to Shell Cottage #I've read the synopsis for a couple of queen bitch Fleur fics #but I think all the fics I've read have her as good and kind #such a departure from her 2d depiction in canon #the rich irony that JKR loves tomboys and hates high fem is so great #just look at the main female characters #Hermione Ginny Tonks are all tomboys to a degree #I do wonder if she's actually deeply closeted ftm #she often talks about how she'd be turned trans if she grew up now #like it's a perfectly cis thing to want to be the opposite gender #personal #i'll stop rambling now

[buddiesmutslut]

I’m actually laughing at the people who are shocked & amazed about the fact that there are fics that are anti-Tommy. Like, have you guys BEEN on AO3, ever? There’s so many anti-Ana & Ana Flores bashing fics and SHE WAS BASICALLY AN NPC 😂 She didn’t do anything other than exist and get broken up with, & I’m 90% sure she has the most bashing fics written about her on that site. Did you REALLY think Tommy was going to get off scot-free just bc YOU like him???

Tommy as a character is cool, & I ADORE Lou, but I’m not obsessed with the way he & Buck are together, so I’ll probably read & maybe even write one of those fics, and if you don’t like it, that’s totally valid! You don’t have to read it! Nobody is going to make you, or get pissed that you don’t love Tommy bashing fics! If other people’s art isn’t for you, that’s totally fine!

However, as an enjoyer of bashing fics (of basically ANY character myself), I’m going to get my little drinky drink & scroll on my little website and enjoy whatever comes my way 😋🤭

#911 abc #evan buckley #bucktommy #tommy kinard #911 s7 #I’m pro Tommy but anti-BuckTommy #LET PEOPLE READ & WRITE WHAT THEY LIKE IN PEACE & WITHOUT JUDGMENT #some people literally write MCD fics & you’re mad about someone writing a character not being nice #most of them are tagged OOC or character-bashing and nobody is making you read it #but there are people who enjoy them so quit getting pissy about it #also no hate to ppl who write MCD fics but like #are y’all okay? who hurt you? & also pls stop hurting us 🤣 #ana flores #Ana literally just existed and we all decided to hate her and make her a homophobic psycho abelist harpy & that’s hysterical to me #writing is an art & people deserve to make their art and express their opinions especially if it doesn’t actually hurt anyone #there’s a way to exclude tags for a reason my dudes

[iwasbored777]

I hate it that whenever I hear a Marinette stan it's always "she's not perfect but she's amazing and she's trying and she's always leaning towards the better and she's getting better and better" - which is how I feel and how they say it in the show too and it's totally ok and true, but for every other character the fans are always like "the most perfect character ever, the best and the only normal character ever in this show", and it sucks cuz no one in this show is perfect nor normal nor flawless and they've all made mistakes and I'm tired of pretending that Marinette is the only one for whom we can say so cuz you don't seem like real stans to me. You either accept both character's wrongs and rights and stan them for their rights only or you stan them for their wrongs only (which is something you do for villains mostly). But I'm sick whenever I hear someone turning a character into a saint who's never done anything wrong just because they like them. Every character is in their story and they do things that are right or wrong in their story and that's how it is. They all fight for their places and you don't have to love them all but stop acting like your favourite is immaculate and everyone else is bad.

#It took Adrien stans too long to understand this also Kagami stans are never gonna understand this they're perfect my ass #Their parents say they're perfect cuz they are feathers #The other day I watched a Marinette bashing video how they hate her for being jealous of Kagami #And I said as if Kagami wasn't jealous nor a bad girlfriend #And one chick was like oh c'mon that was seasons ago #And I said and this was seasons ago too and Marinette stopped being jealous way before Kagami was but I don't see you mentioning this #The double standards here #When they say I hate Lila for being a crazy bitch but I love Félix cuz he's a crazy bitch unlike Lila who's only a crazy bitch #Or like why can't y'all embrace Chloé as a whole instead of turning her into a flawless saint #She's abused she had good and bad moments she chose evil in the end why can't y'all stan her for being complicated #Also Luka stans wow he's so perfect wow leave me out of this #No one is perfect here why can't you accept that #You stan them all you want but saying they are absolutely flawless is sick knowing that no one is and Marinette is the only one #Who got that title that's cuz y'all don't like her and want her to be less than your favourite #miraculous ladybug #Ml fandom salt

[bellarkeandclintashaandsuch]

Emotional roller coaster of an episode. Just a few random thoughts.

Love any and every scene we get of Jeng and Jaab. And Jaab comforting Jeng was so sweet.

Pat’s parents are so cute. But Pat’s stepdad doesn’t come to visit with his mom?

Your chef dad was at your house cooking, Pat, so where was the chef’s hat?

They really had me worried something bad was going to happen to Ae and Kanun’s baby there. But then they kept cutting to the two jokers on the bike.

Everyone looking at the photo Ae posted and having their own issues they’re going through, but congratulating her and being awed by new life was poignant.

But they just threw us into the end of her pregnancy. I’m not clear about when the time skip happened. But did they also get married for real? Because I think they also referred to each other as wife/hubby in ep. 1.

Jeng has such attractive friends.

I loved Tiger going to timeout because of Jeng.

Does Pat have a heart-shaped birthmark?

I hope Krit tells his family about Chot eventually 🥺

Did not like all the Jeng tears. Or Pat's. But Jeng's were more unexpected.

#step by step #step by step the series #jeng x pat #pat x jeng #I don’t know why they’re out here spoiling multiple kiss scenes in the preview though??? #I hate when they do that #or on YouTube when it’s in the thumbnail #or even in the trailers #stop spoiling the kisses! #I feel like Jane doesn’t really have a right to be mad at jaab though #he kissed jaab while dating someone else #so jaab has a right to be hurt because after Jane kissed him #it really seems like he knew he was flirting with jaab all along #so of course that would hurt jaab #I mean of course jane can be sad and hurt #but don’t be out here bashing jaab and jeng? #also nan came back for a half second! good to see her #ae giving birth and posting a pic and tagging pat and jaab is hilarious #also i was hoping pat would run to jeng's condo after he got those snacks since he knows where it is but alas

[beananium]

oh its all so painfully real

#vent #transphobia #fuck. #i can barely compose my thoughts. im so upset and pissed off at my family #my grandmother screams my deadname on top of her lungs to call for me when i need to do something for her #and idk tonight i just got set off by it and started crying #eventually i composed myself only to be met with 'thats your name. its what i gave you' by my dad and... #idk i feel like i'll never be fucking accepted for who i am at all #it feels like i'm wearing a heavy mask that just wants to snap my neck if i move wrong #like i'm in the wrong for wanting to change my name due to it not reflecting me anymore #like everyone sees me as a basket case just waiting to be 'fixed' or whatever #its so... ..... i can't stop crying #my grandmother also said she cant change her ways and its making me want to bash my head into a wall until my brain turns into paste #IMAGINE IF I CALLED YOU DENNIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? WOULD YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT??? #i'm so stressed and upset i don't want to do this anymore #im probably just going to listen to music to de-stress. don't have energy to do anything else

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

Millie’s backstory is actually so lame. She wasn’t even bullied for it. No one called her “run-of-the-Millie” because she wasn’t good at anything? I expected something deep, that would explain why she’s so obsessed with Priya’s parents, like her parents were so kind to her that she can’t stomach being forced to do all that. Instead she’s kinda disappointed.

Like geez, she’s mad at her generation for not curing polio- POLIO’S VACCINE WAS MADE WHEN JONAS SALK WAS 41. AND he was born in 1914. How is that your parent’s generation!? That’s the Lost Generation! And God forbid teenagers be a little immature when they are young. Their brains are literally wired differently. Anyone who obsesses over development (as I do actually, I study adolescent development for fun) would know that!

Also, assuming she did publish that book she was writing- who is it for? The show is being AIRED on television. People could SEE Ripper and Chase and whoever be morons. Ripper adamantly mentioned his record desire on camera. She’s not selling underground information. The only people who would care about these findings are people who ALREADY subscribe to the idea teenagers aren’t productive human beings. And those people don’t need some “insider information”, because the show already exists. They have DIRECT quotes to source from the other contestants. Why would second hand from Millie do anyone any good? Because she’s willing to punch down and throw her generation under the bus? They’re not going to protect her. The older people who hate them too hate her just as much. She didn’t even try to cure polio.

#also why do none of the other contestants care that Millie bashed them? they saw her confessionals after they were eliminated #it devolved into Priya's feelings only. are they suggesting literally none of them care because they're used to being shat on for their age #that's almost profound. but not canon #total drama #total drama spoilers #character hate #idk if anyone tags that for blacklist but yeah there you go #trust me her being carried was like the 3rd worst thing about her #she wasn't even funny... #correcting people's grammar is really obnoxious #Bowie correcting Wayne calling cabbage 'fruits' is funny tho because it's absurdist #saying ''um you mean well :)'' is so 12-years old #trust me I was KINDA like Millie... when I was 11-13 years old and stopped cold when I realized it sucked #piggy's TD posting

[glindyupland]

I just think it’s silly that so many people complain about Villain Amaya as “wasted potential” and that “we were robbed” like-

My pals, post canon fan fiction is right there. The desire to free her husband is right there. Either by touching an evil book while being too eager to remember the obsidian oil, or being possessed by contact (ie what she believes is true loves kiss) when trying to reason with him in the dungeon.

We don’t need a rewrite, we can have a continuation. Both can be true. Amaya is a complex character, she can handle it.

#Wish #Queen Amaya #I assume I'm going to get hate for this but like #I know it's not store bought and you have to still make it yourself but also #I'm kind of just tired of seeing a lot of people sh*tting on Wish because it's not the concept art #And I'm kind of over here like how about we love it recognize it has flaws and THEN try to make something new without bashing the OG? #I just love Amaya and she definitely deserves more #but her good character is so interesting and complex #she still knows how to have fun. She still can be sassy or bite. #Like she's still Magnifico's perfect partner you know? and Magnifico isn't perfect? #A truly pure person wouldn't click with Magnifico the way Amaya does...? #I would rather build on Amaya's character than say she can only be good and boring or a villain? #Amaya is so smart yall. I know you can't see it all just on the movie but like she's read every magic book in Magnifico's library #THOUSANDS OF BOOKS. #And knows basic protection spells #She's a devoted leader. #Like. #Idk #She both loves her husband and recognizes that she has to go against him. #She doesn't /turn/ on him. She addresses his flaws and tells him that it's not okay? #She still jokes with him even though she has to put him in time out. She's complex and strong and wise and kind. #And I just hate seeing so many people so quick to just say 'the concept art was better' when like... the idea might be more appealing to yo #But I hate the level of cynicism and pretentiousness I see of people saying their personal ideas of what Wish should be- #-Is better than the piece of media they claim to care about? #Like their personal vision of Wish based exclusively off the concept art is somehow intellectually superior? #And I'm not saying stop doing your rewrites or AU's or anything! Like there's definitely beautiful creativity happening! #I just hate seeing people so negative and like honestly mean. It hurts my heart to see everyone calling Wish garbage? #It's not great but I really really dont think it's as bad as everyone is saying. Like its no like Oppenheimer but it's a children's movie.. #Like I personally love the Teens and Amaya #And everyone saying they stink makes me sad... Because they're just great characters?

[liu-yu-xin]

Really fascinating that the group of ppl who have the most problem with lisa doing the burlesque show are chinese ppl (u would not believe how many video essays have been made about this from the moment it was announced to now the topic is literally inescapable everywhere u look and theyre acting like this single event is setting feminism back 50 years) BUT guess who were the ppl searching lisa 疯马秀 on twt for video footage and flooded the tag with porn bots. ALSO chinese ppl. The fucking irony of it all. Now i am aware these are probably not the same ppl and the pearl clutching group probably takes the most issue with the second group but this is YOUR fucking problem in YOUR society and youve decided to have this fight over the body of a woman who is a) not chinese b) not active in china c) not doing this performance in china like why do u even care??? And its gotten to the point where theres outrage about the two chinese actresses who went to fashion week and also went to lisa’s show saying they should be blacklisted and theyve ruined their career by associating with this like its just ridiculous

#and the wildest comment i saw was ‘this proves we have better feminism in china bc we would never let a woman degrade herself like this’ #its like. from what im hearing u are doing most of the degrading here. AND its an issue thats so unanimously one sided that #men have felt comfortable making commentary disapproving of it and some of the stuff they say is just straight up misogyny again #like… congratulations u have gone from we have better feminism than the west to u have circled back to regular sexism #I really thought it would just die down but basically everyone in china who even knew who she was has turned on her #like do u think it’s feminist to attack the way she looks and call her names for dating the rich louis vuitton guy. #and i dont even want to defend lisa bc i also think its a weird career choice but thats IT. just say its #weird and move on!! stop inventing new forms of misogyny wrapped in feminism wrapped in misogyny wrapped in feminism #i am soo sick of ppl talking about this and bashing lisa for easy feminism points #lisa #blackpink #sidney talks shit

[satoruin]

xiao and sparkle haver now :3

#[☾ ] lee stop posting challenge #GUYS I’M SO BORED bc i am being snowed in by this storm 🥲 #also alr had xiao’s spear so it was obv just meant to be #sparkle was a little bitch though had to go to 80 just to get a yanqing con and the to 80 again to get her and i lowk need her lc #and i still wanted to pull for jing yuan bc i only have serval atm but i am so out of jades #luocha better not have a rerun anytime soon bc i will cry i need him for my dhil team (currently gonna be sw + sparkle) #also also bought stardew valley for $7 the other day for my switch so i want to play it over the weekend maybe #BUT might be having my friend sleepover while her roommate throws a birthday bash so yuh

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Based on @sillymanwithocs idea of Vicki Vale helping Talia clean her name from slander and bad representation and Joker clear his name from having a cause and good representation.

Penguin: Miss Vale, I have a proposal...

Vicki: Absolutly not. You are a capitalistic mob boss who once feed a guy to a penguin I'm not joining your P.A departament.

Penguin: You don't understand-

Vicki: The media is prejudiced against you somehow and you aren't actually that bad?

Penguin: No, no. I mean I would preffer if they stoped making mean coments about my apareance and focused more on my crimes but that wasn't the point.

Vicki: Oh I can do that.

Penguin: Help me look like a good guy because I paid you a lot?

Vicki: Hell no! I'm not Jack Ryder!!! But I could try to make so they stopped focusing on your looks?

Penguin: And how much would I have to pay?

Vicki: To stop assholes being capacists and fatphobics? Nothing. I'll do it hapilly!

Penguin: Thank you, Miss Vale. I do have another question...

Vicki: I have no idea where Jack lives or how much you would have to pay for him to help you with your schemes.

Penguin: Well thanks anyway. I'll look around.

[...]

Scarecrow: But-

Vicki: NO! I'm sorry but I can't even begin to think of a way to explain that even if I somehow was insane enough to want to help you there's absolutly nothing I could do to make your "research" peer reviewed!

Scarecrow: You could at least publish it.

Vicki: Why though? It's unetical, isn't reviewed and it literally starts with a creepy laugh and you screaming "fear me, mortals"!

Scarecrow: But you published the first one.

Vicki: I didn't published it. I mentioned it on the program BECAUSE it was an interesting, ethical and peer reviewed research. Is not my fault you went insane and became a maniacal chemical terrorist.

Scarecrow: I preffer improved my reshearch tecniques.

Vicki: Well when the rest of the scientific comunity agrees with you, we talk.

[...]

Jervis: Please!! Please! I could be mind controlling you but I'm actually asking isn't it enough to show I have good intentions?

Vicki: Look while I understand it must suck to be wrongfully called a pedophile if I just publish an article saying you aren't one no one will believe me. I can try to help you. But you will need to actually act less predatory.

Jervis: I'm not predatory!

Vicki: Well not intencionally...

Jervis: What you mean?

Vicki: You mind control people, mostly woman, to play tea party with you, has zero notion of personal space and calls everyone pet names.

Jervis: Okay. Gotcha. So all I need to do is be rude and kidnapp more guys, enbys and elders.

Vicki: That not ... you know what sure.

[...]

Waylon: *enters*

Vicki: Sure. I will totaly help you.

Waylon: Eh? I was going to ask if you know where Harley is... I hear you two are friends now and since it is apparently unsanitary to keep it on the sewers she has my coffe machine.

Vicki: Oh. She is on the apartenent upstairs with Pam, they're hidding from Batman.

[...]

Vicki: Pam, I love you but I can't.

Poison Ivvy: Why not?

Vicki: Because while I understand where you are coming from I can't just write a piece about how we should genocide the human race barr some people.

Poison Ivvy: But it would solve the enviromental crisis! That's not fair.

[...]

Riddler: Hello, Miss Vale.

Vicki: Look I'm really tired I have actual jornalism to do, I can't stop just so I can try to make people stop calling you "poor man Joker's".

Riddler: They are still doing that? You make a jokey riddle ONCE!! Stupid fucking people and their inability to distinguish really different concepts!

Vicki: I also can't stop them from calling you "fairy" and "weird" and "not a treat" or "not a real villain"

Riddler: That's so rude! Who the fuck is even saying that???

Vicki: Jack Ryder and his viewers.

Riddler: That moron can't even solve the riddle of the Spinx! How dare him??

Vicki: Uh okay is that about the recent mayor discourse after you went to Arkham using you as an example and calling you a manchild and insulting you outfit? Oh wait is it about that famous gotham tiktoker theorizing you are an incel?

Riddler: Now you're just being mean.

Vicki: Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out what you want me to clear in your image so we can finish this conversation quicker.

Riddler: I didn't want to improve my image!! This was supposed to be a hostage situation but you ruined it!! Apparently everyone just made a laughting stock out me...

Vicki: *ackwardly* Not everyone... Just a bunch of people on the internet... and on TV... and the mayor.

Riddler: *crying* It's been a really though month, okay? I just wanted one thing to work out. But noo is just another lost for stupid Edward. Guess I'll just go home. *to his hiding henchmen* Sorry guys no heist today.

Vicki: *even more ackwardly* You can still kidnnap me if you want to?

Riddler: *angryly* I don't need your pitty. *leaves*

Randon Henchmean: That was really mean of you! I hope you're happy.

Vicki: I didn't... what just... what is my life?

#vicki just wants to help people and have a good day of sleep but the rogues aren't helping #this was not suppose to have Riddler angst #originally it was just eddie complaining about being compared to joker and being represented as an edgy boi #but my brain had other ideas #jack ryder bashing #oswald cobblepot #penguin #scarecrow #jonathan crane #vicki used to divulge jonathan pappers and psychological discoveries before he went rougue and jon wants her to keep doing it #jonathan research pappers are insane #no one knows how he even was able to put an audio file there #jervis tetch #heavilly based on the harley quinn joke of him being an accidental creep #and on my wish that dc stops portraying him as one #waylon jones #killer croc #madhatter #waylon is the best #he eats cops and protects homeless people #pamela isley #poison ivvy #i love ivvy but also she does want to destroy humanity except her small friendgroup #edward nygma #riddler #@sillymanwithocs