#THERE YOU GO CARROT. THE DEED IS DONE.

[originalartblog]

Storm Bringer AU where everyone was too late and Chuuya didn't resist enough. (more details under the cut ↓)

Chuuya finished reciting the activation phrase the first time and released Arahabaki, which the lab could contain using their emergency water protocol (flash-flood the room like they wanted to in the video, since the room was a tank for holding water). They could then override Chuuya's "persona model", aka erase his memories for easier conditioning.

Verlaine would be a few minutes too late and find the room being emptied with Chuuya still hung on he wall. Chuuya being mostly unresponsive (that was a whole lot of physical and mental trauma in a very short time), the whole thing hit way too close to home. Verlaine unhooked Chuuya from his torture position, but left him there as he went to rampage through the whole facility and take revenge on the researchers (for himself or for Chuuya?) and find N.

In the meantime, Dazai and Adam are unaware of the situation and start off doing the exact same thing they do in the light novel, but then realize something's off compared to Dazai's predictions. Above events ensues.

what next? well. :) wouldn't I like to know

#THERE YOU GO CARROT. THE DEED IS DONE. #nawy does an au by changing one (1) thing and seeing how it goes part 983274 #i have ideas we'll see. don't expect a full story. just know that i don't do bad endings i just like putting my blorbos in situations #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #storm bringer #stormbringer #bsd stormbringer #bsd storm bringer #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd adam frankenstein #adam frankenstein #bsd dazai #blood #bsd dazai osamu #nawy's comics #sb reset au #<- i'm calling it that for now let's see where this goes #i did not have the strength to make a comic for the entire thing it would be WAYYYY too long i don't have that patience #so you get the crunchy part with adam and dazai and then some text for the rest of the context #i have so many thoughts about this scenario and how it influences everyone the character drama potential y'all have NO idea #watch me mess up 5+ characters by only directly fucking up one of them #they're getting shirase (by accident/luck) on the way back btw #is 11pm a good posting time? probably not but eh i'll just reblog it on main tomorrow if i need to

[voxphantasma]

i don’t have the ability transform thoughts and feelings into actual words but. making my way through the city watch books and i just. head in hands carrot ironfoundersson

[IMAGE ID’S: five photos of pages from a few different discworld books, all written by terry pratchett.

image 1 quote: “He could lead armies, Angua thought. He really could. Some people have inspired whole countries to great deeds because of the power of their vision. And so could he. Not because he dreams about marching hordes, or world domination, or an empire of a thousand years. Just because he thinks that everyone’s really decent underneath and would get along just fine if only they made the effort, and he believes that so strongly it burns like a flame which is bigger than he is. He’s got a dream and we’re all part of it, so that it shapes the world around him. And the weird thing is that no one wants to disappoint him. It’d be like kicking the biggest puppy in the universe. It’s a kind of magic.” from men at arms.

image 2 quote: “Carrot read a page, and turned to the next one. 'This is interesting,' he said. 'Exactly. But now we must remove this annoying policeman,' said Cruces. Vimes felt that he could see all the way along the tube, to the little slug of metal that was soon to launch itself at him... 'It's a shame,' said Cruces, 'if only you had—' Carrot stepped in front of the gonne. His arm moved in a blur. There was hardly a sound. Pray you never face a good man, Vimes thought. He'll kill you with hardly a word. Cruces looked down. There was blood on his shirt. He raised a hand to the sword hilt protruding from his chest, and looked back up into Carrot's eyes. 'But why? You could have been—' And he died. The gonne fell from his hands, and fired at the floor.” from men at arms.

image 3 quote: “Dorfl remained impassive. Carrot nodded. 'Anyway, you're free to go. What happens now is up to you. I'll help you if I can. If a golem is a thing then it can't commit murder, and I'll still try to find out why all this is happening. If a golem can commit murder, then you are people, and what is being done to you is terrible and must be stopped. Either way, you win, Dorfl.' from feet of clay.

image 4 quote: “White chicken feathers were scattered across the field. The farmer stood at the door of his henhouse, shaking his head. He glanced up as a horseman approached. ‘Good morrow, sir! Are you experiencing trouble?’ The farmer opened his mouth for a witty or at least snappy response, but something stopped him. Perhaps it was the sword the horseman had slung across his back. Perhaps it was the man’s faint smile. The smile was somehow more frightening. ‘Er, somethin’s been at my fowls,’ he ventured. ‘Fox, I reckon.’ ‘Wolf, I suspect,’ said the rider.” from the fifth elephant.

image 5 quote: “A few minutes later the crowd was gently nudged aside as Carrot edged his horse towards the pen. The hubbub died. A sword on a horse always commands respect; the rider is often a mere courtesy detail, but in this case it was not so. The Watch had put the final swell and polish on Carrot’s muscles. And there was that faint smile. It was the sort you backed away from.” from the fifth elephant. /END ID’S]

#HES JUST SOOOO #MOST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME #im a bit into the fifth elephant rn and carrot and vimes are constantly rattling around in my head #discworld #carrot ironfoundersson #my post 💻

[the-himawari]

A3! Miyoshi Kazunari - Translation [SR] Festival of Blooming (2/2)

*Please read disclaimer on blog

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Kazunari: Lookie, lookie. I’ve changed! How is it?

Muku: Wow, it feels strange to think you’re wearing my clothes. You give off a different vibe than usual. It’s cute! …Hm? Kazu-kun, are the sleeves too long for you?

Kazunari: Good eye! I kinda have sweater paws, right~! Your arms might be longer than mine!

Muku: Hah! It looks like there’s room to spare in your pants too… M-maybe I have thick legs!? I have to go on a diet…!

Kazunari: What, no! You used to do track and field, so you just have more muscle on your legs than me! Seriously, don’t even worry about it!

Muku: …Right, I have muscles. I have been running again these days, so I guess that makes sense.

Kazunari: Yep, exactly! Anywho, I’m gonna become you now~!

Muku: Sure! I can’t wait to watch…!

Kazunari: “Itadakimasu! *Nom, nom*… today’s meal was delicious.”

Muku: (Is this me when I’m eating food…? The way he eats is so similar.)

Kazunari: “Hm, what’s wrong, Tenma-kun? Ah, are there carrots in here?” “Is there really that much? No worries, I’ll eat those carrots for you.”

Muku: (Ah! Wait, could this be me doing my three good deeds a day?)

Kazunari: “Thanks for the food. …Eh, the carrots just now? They tasted great. Ehehe, I’m glad you’re happy, Tenma-kun.”

Muku: (Wahh, I'm happy to have a scene where I'm doing something nice acted out. But it feels kind of embarrassing.)

Kazunari: “…Mhm. Bookstores are so much fun, aren’t they!”

Muku: (Ah. The scene changed. I wonder what side of me is next?)

Kazunari: “Ah! Sorry, Kazu-kun. Please wait a moment.” “Excuse me, what seems to be the matter? …Oh, I see. Do you know the name of the theatre?”

Muku: (This is what happened with the old man the other day…!)

Kazunari: “I’ll hold your bags. Are these presents for your grandchild?” “I knew it! I’m sure they’ll be thrilled.”

Muku: (Kazu-kun’s been acting with a smile on his face the whole time. Does that mean I’m always smiling like that?)

Kazunari: “I’m glad we were able to guide you! It would’ve been sad if you couldn’t watch your grandchild’s debut stage. You came all the way here, after all.” “Please enjoy the play!” That’s all for my Mukkun skit! How was it?

Muku: I thought the way you acted when you were eating happily or when you were flustered were just like me! I realized that you’re watching me closely.

Kazunari: Ahaha, great! I’m stoked to hear the man himself say I nailed it!

Muku: But I thought you were going to act like me when I talk about shoujo manga. That was a bit surprising. I never thought it would be my three good deeds a day… I felt a bit embarrassed.

Kazunari: Ahh… Actually, I was also considering the times you go off about your shoujo manga. I was kinda torn. But this time, I thought I wanted to show and convey the “kindness” that you have in you, Mukkun. I wanted you to get another chance to see all the good things about yourself.

Muku: Kazu-kun…

Kazunari: Weeell, at the end of the day, maybe I just wanted to show off those scenes since I love how you’re kind enough to be able to help others out like that.

Muku: Ehehe… I’m overjoyed to hear you say that, Kazu-kun. Thank you.

Kazunari: Alright, let’s take the polaroid and we’re done! A lot of Mukkun poses come to mind. Which one should I do…

Muku: I can’t wait to see what you choose.

Kazunari: Ah! Forget about the pose. Taking it with your bestie William would be better! Hint, hint, Mukkun. Will you let me have William?

Muku: Yeah, sure thing!

Kazunari: Thanks, fam!

Muku: Okay, I’m taking it. 3, 2, 1… say cheese!

*click*

Kazunari: Ooh, killer shot!

Muku: William looks happy too!

Kazunari: Man, aren’t you pro at taking polaroids?

Muku: Ehehe, you think so?

Kazunari: Alright, let’s take a polaroid selfie with that big smile of yours!

Muku: Eh!? But what if Sakyo-san gets mad about us wasting the film…?

Kazunari: Mm… There’s still lots left. What he doesn’t know won’t kill him! ‘Kay, I’m taking it! Say cheese!

*click*

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#a3! #a3! translation #miyoshi kazunari #act! addict! actors! #LOOK HOW HARD I CAN CRY #SDFLJHSDFKHS

[sakumasmut]

oh my god. oh my god izumi x kuro. you have awakened something in me with this. please allow me to go off for a little while

(warning for ?? threesome and unrequited feelings i guess?)

consider: having a threesome with izumi and kuro.

you have been dating kuro for a while, he's always been the typo to accommodate for your every desire, you know he is a good man who'd do anything for his s/o. meanwhile, izumi has been pining on you SO BAD but couldn't bring himself to shoot his shot with you back then..... i like to see a pathetic izumi who acts like he doesn't care but definitely masturbates at night thinking about you. in this scenario, you two would still be close enough for people to wonder, you know? do you actually have a crush on izumi? or are you just friends? anyway, the guy is miserable.

so imagine his surprise when you ask him, completely flustered, if he'd like to have a threesome with you and kuro. you have always been interested in the experience but have never really known who to ask to, bc you dont really feel comfortable doing it with strangers. but if it's someone like izumi you'd be fine- but you understand if he doesn't want to, i mean, it's such a weird request to have and you dont wanna put pressure on him...

izumi would accept (not without teasing you for it at first), because he's a pathetic guy and this would give him the opportunity to have sex with you without really making his feelings known (even if he hates the idea of having to share you but beggars cant be choosers)

SO YEAH. they'd be a surprisingly good combo by virtue of carrot and the stick, you know? good cop and bad cop kinda thing. kuro would praise you for doing such a good job while izumi would degrade you for letting yourself get fucked by two men at the same time. kuro would worship you as izumi would tease you, making you desperate and a babbling, begging mess.

aftercare would also be so good bc you know kuro would be so sweet and caring and izumi would be as well in his own way (which means nagging and fastidious but done with the best intentions in mind)

after the deed is done, and after you have passed out, izumi would cling to you, glaring daggers at kuro bc izumi?? actually a jealous little man. i just like a man who is so pathetic.

and bonus points if kuro is just ????? so nice to izumi as well he throws his off balance. he'd say something like "im a lucky man for having sex with two beauties" and izumi would be a flustered mess telling him to shut up already

- a very deranged 🍊

@makur0

tbh I could see it. kuro is 100% accommodating, and like you said I can imagine izumi getting jealous for not making a move while he had the chance so he jumps on this sort of second wind to still be able to be intimate with you.

their dynamic really is just praise + degradation, huh? well, best of both worlds I suppose, and I’d think if this is a continued arrangement izumi wouldnt mind getting dicked down by kuro either (who wouldnt?)

#izumi x kuro smut #izumi sena smut #kuro kiryu smut #🍊 #nsft es!! #thirsts

[advernia]

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

ONE —

Silver is softly snoring in his chair. He has been for a good hour or so. The controller in his hands seems like it's going to slip off from his fingers, but it doesn't.

The water jug and the cups are empty, and so is the bag of chips on the table.

It is 1:38 AM, the clock on his bedside table reads.

All that and yet Lilia continues to stare at his monitor, a deep frown furrowing his brow. Should he, or should he not? Was it worth it, or should he abstain? Decisions, decisions - how is that making such a simple choice felt so dire? And why is it that as soon as the decision was made with just a push of a button, the consequences make themselves known to you immediately?

Lilia lets out a long exhale. He stares again, stares longer, stares some more; until he takes hold of his controller, and -

「 Do you wish to perform a 10-pull? 」

A signature weapon should belong to its rightful owner!

With that thought in mind, Lilia clicks the 「 YES 」 button.

Lilia squeals as soon as the deed was done, watching the screen shift from a menu to a sky; turning darker and darker until fireworks suddenly burst forth from the darkness, exploding in colors of blues and greens and reds.

"Oooh, here it comes!"

TWO —

"Changin' out of my PE uniform now's a hassle... Hafta get back to the dorm first, then..."

"Oh, mon dieu! Monsieur Cherry Apple, that's quite a bruise you're sporting on your arm!"

Epel yelps, a few expletives running out of his mouth. Thank Sevens, it wasn't Vil. But at the same time, did it have to be Rook?

"Ah... Um, it was a lab accident!" Epel says when he turns around to face his Vice Dorm Leader. "Something spilled on me, and..."

Rook let out a laugh as he strode forward and took hold of Epel's left arm, studying the angry skin of the wrist going down to the forearm. Terrible to look at, yes, but at least there was no bleeding. "An accident! I see, I see. I say, this was quite a mishap. Did a cat perhaps, spill whatever caused this bruising on your delicate skin?"

The man was smiling, but there was a sharper edge to his eyes that made Epel squirm. Darn. Did he know? Is that why he suddenly mentioned a cat? He probably did, and this was why everyone in Pomefiore recommended not to bother lying to Rook. But really, how did he know? Wasn't he in the Science club? Wasn't the Alchemy Lab far away from the Sports Field? Was he bluffing? Should Epel take his chances?

"N-no, I spilled it on myself - I wasn't watching where I was going, a-and..."

THREE —

"... Ya think he'll be okay?"

The ghost chefs glance at each other, whispering in some corner of the kitchen with their backs turned.

"Think so. He prepped the meat without nodding off."

"Yeah, but wasn't he about to when he was peeling 'em carrots 'n potatoes?"

"He nearly hit his head on the counter and woke up. He was good after that. You sure he added the demi-glace?"

"Y-ep. Ya can smell it from here."

That was true - a pleasant, savory smell had been slowly starting to envelop the kitchen for about five minutes already, so maybe everything was fine. Silver was doing good as a student: took to instructions well, knew his way around a kitchen, listened to feedback.

However...

One of the chefs turn around, towards Silver's direction - and promptly shrieks.

"Heeeeeeeey! Don't ya fall asleep while stirring ya stew! That pot's wide enough for ya pretty head to dunk in, y'know!"

FOUR —

As he's being led away by the Headmaster shortly after his overblot, the first place he's sure he'd end up in was the office. Imagine that, a Dorm Leader allowing himself to fly into a rampage, laying waste to his own dorm, and endangering the lives of his members! What punishment would the Headmaster sanction for such a shameful display? What would the whole of Heartslabyul make of him now? Was there still a place for him in Night Raven College after all he had done?

... What would mother, Sevens forbid, do if she knew?

Riddle shudders, vision going blurry for a second. A wave of weakness takes over his body, crashing deeper in his legs and keeping him in place.

"Rosehearts-kun."

The headmaster is calling his attention. He has to respond. Yet the words seem to die at his throat.

"Don't fear, now," Crowley says, "do raise your head."

There's a softness to the headmaster's voice that has him doing exactly what he was told, and what he sees immediately are touches of white. Curtains, pillows, sheets. All white. He looks around some more, and recognition comes to him. The infirmary.

Weren't they headed to the Headmaster's office?

"I think we're both aware of how urgent it is to discuss the events that had transpired," Crowley continues, one hand of his on Riddle's back and gently pushing him to move forward. He follows without resistance, and soon he stands in front of one of the beds. "However! I would be a failure as a headmaster if I allow you to carry on like this! Do get some rest first, then we shall deal with everything one step at a time. Understood?"

"... But headmaster, I..."

"I'd appreciate if you would thank me for my benevolence instead," Crowley smiles, the hand on Riddle's back now patting his shoulder. "You've gone through a lot today, and whether you believe it or not, you deserve to get some rest. I say this not only for your sake, but also for those who are waiting for your return."

Riddle closes his eyes and swallows thickly, the faces of his many dorm members a clear picture in his mind.

"... Thank you very much."

"Ah, now that's a good response!"

1: epel reappears for this batch! here's everyone's context:

lilia -> a touch daring!

epel -> sweating buckets over here!

silver -> ... so warm. so comfortable... (masterchef, riddle + silver ver.)

riddle -> ... where do i begin? (post overblot)

#twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge #epel felmier #twst silver #riddle rosehearts #a signature weapon should belong to its owner... LMAO cries loudly in other gachas with difficult weapon banners #more context for epel's: magift practice be tough my guys and i do think epel doesn't particularly mind it being difficult #he might forget to be careful with himself tho lol which... is a total no-no for both rook and vil for different reasons #q&a

[adt3]

Karma is my pet

28 March 2024

All of us have at some point in our lives witnessed the existence of karma. Karma is true—really, truly true! Let me tell you what Karma is truly called for those of you who are still trying to figure it out. According to Google's definition, it is the culmination of an individual's good and bad deeds throughout their current and past life stages, which are thought to have an impact on their future. I am aware that you were also unaware of this, since karma a bitch (don't smile) 🤦‍♀️. Karma accumulates on three basic levels, as we have previously seen: mental oscillations, chemical reactions, and experiences. The unconscious mind's external expression is the sensory body. A vast archive of karmic memory governs the unconscious mind. This karmic memory continues to show itself without your consent. Being an unconscious manifestation, it gives you the appearance of being a huge mess. However, if you give it some thought, it might be really helpful knowledge. Three forms of karma exist: kriyamana, also known as agami, sanchita, and prarabadha. While agami karma is the outcome of one's current decisions and acts, parabi karma is experienced via the present body and is merely a portion of sanchita karma, which is the sum of one's past karmas. Karma isn't really related to rewards and punishments. It has nothing to do with some tyrannical life auditor operating on rudimentary carrot and stick equipment in the sky.

It's got nothing to do with some nice god high in the sky. It's as simple as "as you sow, so shall you reap." The only trick you should be aware of is brainstorming.

I can recall every instance in my life where I felt a lot of karma. I am appreciative of my parents since they constantly serve me a reminder of KARMA. Few people who are close to me frequently curious about how this process functions and what consequences result from constantly acting in the right path. As I am too young to answer because I have to discover a lot so for now all I know is that sometime things are done badly so that you might learn from it, and we then ask ourselves, "Why me?" in response to the question of why we exist. The truth is that everyone works hard. Everybody is growing every day and everyone is suffering in their  सफर. Rather than crying to God, one must be prepared to learn from their experiences and emotions.

Recalling the day of my life when I experienced the real karma, I wrote few lines that says –

I doubt that I am who I am. I've evolved over time into someone who is essentially just a walking corpse that has been contaminated by the ruins of all the individuals I've already met and will continue to encounter.

I'm not the one doing anything I do, thinking, choosing, saying, or speaking in a certain way.

I think the people we have encountered throughout our lives have shaped each of us into the people we are now. Sometimes we take on someone else's accent, eating habits, song preferences, cafe preferences, places and dreams, dressing style, advice on how to look good on ourselves, perspective on the world, and manner of Everything about us—the way we enjoy the outdoors, our spirituality, beliefs, and superstitions, how we build relationships or choose to be alone, how we view other people, the songs we listen to, the lyrics, the emotions they evoke, our feelings of rage and anxiety, our habits, our characters—is shaped by the people we spend our formative years with, part ways with, or devote our energies to.

I'm trying to convey that you should be careful while investing in something or someone. For it's not only that we impact them; they also affect us. Make sure to concentrate on what you will become rather than what you currently desire. Desires never go away, but your inner vitality does.

In conjunction, we become what we are with.

Love & Peace on your way! ❤️

#karma quotes #daily blog #world #pets #life lessons #india

[discardpile]

What comes out of your mouth when your verbal dhiarreah starts in asshole trainset boy playing in traffic, nigger?

Apologies, or are you talking shit and trying to master trick shots in traffic from an overhead view camera nigger?

12:47am

Trying to watch "your" sea monkeys grow in your aquarium while you burn them nigger?

There isn't anything that you haven't teabaggged, nigger. I'd avoid getting married just to protect my spouse and inlaw's family from the sanctity being desecrated by your faggot tantrum throwing nigger ass. Make everything sacred worthless by your touch, then turn everything in the color palate to shit and start flinging mud you fatfuck hippopotamus egyptian river-pig nigger.

Why would anybody bother trying or putting their heart and feelings into anything when the person knows their creation is just going to be stepped on and disrespected and desecrated by some faggot who did none of the work pouring their heart out and putting their soul into anything, "WHILE" trying to stake a claim of glory for themselves nigger.

How hard would you try when creating something hoping to be praised or loved, knowing that it's only going to be sacrificed to the fucking devil because some faggot wants to make money off of my selfless creations and generosity and thoughtfulness, meant for the privacy of friendships and intimacy between them, as if that needs to be explained first before you can know how you're supposed to behave, nigger my blood sweat and tears while leaving me at the bottom to stay poor and disrespected while you get rich and famous and mock my downfall by your faggot jerkoff hand, nigger.

Are you telling me that my ex roomate appealed to a court to keep me in your nigger status until they can have what I have nigger?

Seriously what do you honestly think the climax of victory is going to be if all I have to do Is knock you the fuck down from the pedestal you put yourself on, and the high place you elevated yourself to, nigger.

I've gotten rid of you before nigger. You're a fucking disease and diseases take time to be "mercifully" destroyed and removed from the body and the immune system.

What else have you done with your life nigger "daddy", besides having a father-in-law that pays your way in power and luxury to be a glorified babysitter hovering over me and waiting for the opportunity to throw my words and my deeds back in my face whenever you think a guilt trip is going to manipulate what you want out of me nigger.

Maybe your life would have been better or maybe you would not still be a "slave to the system" if you had stopped lying to me to save your own face, and dangling a carrot of false pretenses and aspiring drug bust setups nigger. How many of you answer to a master that keeps themselves hidden from me nigger? Do I know them? How old was I when we first met? Are they related to me nigger? Is it the word setup or set that gets your rocks off nigger?

All you care about is preserving "your" throne and abuse of power through electricity, nigger.

I didn't ask you for consolation river-pig. I told you to get out of my life.

[returntosaturn271995]

Thursday, November 30th: Healthy Girl Era

Being an adult, much like staying hydrated, is never never-ending process. This is kind of nice in that there's no real destination you can be beaten to or end up in, but it's also kind of annoying to wake up and realize: wait? I have to do it again? But I did something mature yesterday!

That's how they get you. No good deed goes unincorporated into the daily schedule.

Today's outfit going into my date: Oversized cream turtleneck, Chanel necklace, light wash jeans, white veja sneakers. Hair in a loose bun, minimal makeup.

Excitement going in: 3/10. He's giving off kind of douchey vibes (used the word prolly), but this is more about my dating strategy than it is about our likelihood of getting along. Considering I'm given to limerance, my only goal is to enter a date to observe the other person as opposed to trying to seem datable.

Review pending. I'm also walking to Costa Brava because I'm trying to beat the little move meter on my phone and am giving my shins a rest from running today.

Little wins:

Homemade delicious bagel with lox, chicken salad sandwich, and epic carrot and spinach smoothie for health reasons. I will destroy my food-ordering habit and it will be O-V-E-R for these hoes.

25 minutes of leg stretching yoga action, I am currently over 30 hours of practice.

Meditated on patience with the recommended straight back, at this point it's just pleasant as opposed to mind-numbingly boring. My breath is actually under control.

Dropped off rent check early for once

Cleaned the kitchen and bedside table

Lookin' fly in my Levi's.

I'm so peaceful and healthy now. Sigh. Boring. Pleasent though, would cancel on this guy and nap if I hadn't promised.

Text out of context:

Erin Burks: I want to get an MRI done again but I do not want to look at the co-pay for it

Hannah Mcpherson: Lmaooo my coworker has the same insurance plan I do and she got one on her knee and it was insanely expensive

Erin Burks: Lol yeah, better to just stroke out. If I pass out make sure to call an Uber and not an ambulance, I’d actually rather lapse in to a coma that wake up in medical debt.

Hannah Mcpherson: Honestly depending on if during a coma feels like 2nd life or not could be fun!

Erin Burks: If they don’t take blue cross/blue shield, so be it! Bring on the next simulation

Hannah Mcpherson: What if that’s what were in rn 😇

Erin Burks: Then I’d like whose controlling mine to give me a roommate who gives me less intrusive thoughts Preferably Jacob Elordi in a white T-shirt and jeans while we’re asking for things

[vecnawrites]

Velvet, are you actually shy and reserved or are you kinky as hell?

Have Fun With This One. It Got Out Of Hand. Quickly.

“Oh, please! Everyone knows that Velvet is the shyest person in Beacon!” Weiss snorted, making the rabbit faunus blush and look down, rubbing the back of her head and scraping her shoe along the floor. “See!? Now, enough of this nonsense; I have to go and make sure Ruby studies, and Velvet has to make sure that dense dunce Arc doesn’t fail...even with Pyrrha’s help I don’t think that’s possible...” Weiss stomped off angrily, leaving Velvet alone in the hallway.

Glancing left and right, Velvet headed back into her own dorm, humming a happy tune as she entered the bathroom, carefully removing her school uniform, revealing that she was wearing a strapless leather bustier and leather framing her hips, but leaving her core and rear completely bare.

The tune she was humming getting more cheerful, Velvet pulled on thigh high stockings, loving the feel of the fabric against her legs. Looking at herself in the mirror, Velvet winked, before opening the door and marching back out into the bedroom. “Sorry to keep you waiting, sweeties! Ruby’s partner wouldn’t stop talking!” she smiled at her boyfriend and girlfriend, waiting patiently for her.

“MMMPH!” Jaune and Pyrrha both moaned through gags, tugging on their silken restraints, toys happily buzzing away at them. Jaune’s cock was hard and weeping, worsened by the bullet vibrator that was attached to the underside of his tip, while Pyrrha was squirming and shaking from the bullet vibrators attached to her clit and both of her nipples. They were on the lowest settings, meaning that it was the worst tease.

Velvet smiled, taking a deep breath of the air, saturated by the smell of their arousal, the musky, sweet tang making her loins soak. She sauntered over, swinging her hips as walked forwards, smiling at the desperate looks on their faces.

Climbing onto the bed, she smiled at her lovers, gently reaching out and cupping Jaune��s balls, humming in delight as she cradled the heavy, swollen spheres in her palm.

“Mmm...so full for me…” she hummed, eyes going to the band around the base of Jaune’s cock, preventing any of his thick, potent, tasty cum from escaping those swollen cum tanks. “You’ve both been so good lately...how would you like a nice reward? To empty those swollen balls of yours into Mistress Velvet’s belly? Or her womb? And you Pyrrha, would you like to be allowed to eat your mistress out?” Velvet smiled as both nodded rapidly, muffled sounds escaping their lips as both bucked upwards to her.

Velvet licked her lips, leaning forward and kissing both on the lips firmly, one hand cupping one of Pyrrha’s breasts and the other stroking Jaune’s cock tenderly and lovingly as she switched between them.

Grabbing the bits of fabric in Jaune’s and Pyrrha’s mouths between her teeth as she kissed them, Velvet jerked her head to the side, revealing that the gags were pairs of her own panties; innocent, childish pairs, pristine white with orange carrots all over them. Spitting them to the side, Velvet grinned down at her flushed, breathless lovers. “Did you enjoy my taste, sweeties?” there were no demeaning nicknames that Velvet used, this was an act of love and trust between the three of them.

“Y-Yes, M-Mistress Velvet…” Jaune gasped, arching as Velvet cupped his straining erection and pumped it, mindful of the bullet vibrator attached to him. “S-So sweet~” Pyrrha mewled, arching up and showing her moist lips to her lapin lover.

Velvet giggled, the sound a beautiful chime in the air. “You saw the sweetest thing, my lovelies...your mistress will let you do something special today~”

Jaune and Pyrrha, despite their pleasure, blinked, Jaune hissing as Velvet carefully removed the bullet vibrator attached to his cock, before carefully undoing the ring that had kept him from cumming for so long. The blonde moaned loudly, the sensations becoming that much more without the block.

“I know you love looking at your mistress’s bottom, Jaune…” Velvet began, smiling at the look of mortification on Juane’s face. Obviously, he hadn’t expected to be noticed admiring her backside. She kissed him again, this time on the tip of his nose while palming one of Pyrrha’s breasts. “There’s nothing wrong with loving your mistress’s body, Jaune.” she comforted, reaching up and fluffing his hair lovingly, kissing him and then Pyrrha sweetly on the lips.

Nuzzling against Juane’s nose, she hummed. “Better, sweetie?” she asked, getting a nod from her blonde lover. “Good~ Now, as I was saying, I know you like looking at your mistress’s bottom…” Velvet climbed onto the bed and seized the leash attached to Pyrrha’s collar as she straddled Jaune’s waist. “After all, I could smell your cock leaking precum, and don’t think I didn’t immediately realize why you always let me and Pyrrha go first!” the bunny wiggled her backside, giggling as Jaune’s cock lurched between her cheeks, slapping against the skin. “Hmm...I guess the Bunny Booty is irresistible, huh?” she bounced up and down a bit, feeling her cheeks pop and smack against his cock and one another, enjoying Jaune’s helpless moans as she shamelessly twerked her bubbly bunny booty.

~

Velvet had always know that she had a big butt; her sisters, the kids in her hometown, even her own partner, made sure she knew that. It embarrassed her so badly! Even as she grew older, her butt just grew and grew more, until her cheeks were the nigh monstrous, jiggly swells of fat that they were now, shaming her even more.

She had hid so long that she was frightened of telling anyone or letting anyone see her body...until she had met Jaune and Pyrrha, and had, quite literally, stumbled into the blonde’s lap, showcasing her hidden treasure hidden under her skirt as it smashed into his waist and hip, her skirt flipping up and revealing it in its entirety.

She had been mortified, but she heard the shocked little whimpers and felt the rising poke against her belly, making her look back in shock to see Jaune and Pyrrha looking as mortified as she felt, both looking down as though expecting to be screamed at, to be hit.

Something had come over her that day, and she had told both Jaune and Pyrrha that if they wanted to ‘make it up to her’ that they would do what she said...which led to taking the pair back to her dorm. All three of them had lost their virginities that day...as well as Velvet finding out that she thrived on control. And just her luck, both Pyrrha and Jaune thrived on being controlled and loved! The three of them were a match made in heaven!

~

She adored being loved and worshiped, and Jaune and Pyrrha needed love and positive reinforcement! Leaning down, she rocked her ass cheeks up and down Jaune’s cock, already feeling him leaking against her, her skin getting slick and sticky from his precum.

Part of her was torn; she truly loved the taste of Jaune’s cum (as did Pyrrha, the little scamp often tried sneaking it), since her sweetheart ate a very healthy diet, along with a healthy serving of pineapple with every meal, so it was one of her favorite treats! She often got an ‘all natural smoothie’ between classes.

But on the other hand, she loved bouncing on Jaune’s cock, riding him and draining those fat, heavy balls of his into her womb, carrying around his warmth within her belly of hours on end after the deed was done.

But which? Both of her sweethearts had been so good for her, not touching themselves beyond cleaning purposes for the entire past week (which must have been truly hard for Pyrrha, who she noticed trying to lean her head and look behind her), leaving Jaune’s balls swollen and overfilled for today. They both deserved the best.

She nodded to herself, making her decision as she leaned down and pressed another kiss to Jaune’s lips, giving her rear end another wiggle for Jaune’s enjoyment. After a moment, she sat back up and smiled down at him and Pyrrha.

“You’ve both been so good for me, sweethearts,” she hummed, “Mistress is going to let you do something you haven’t before…” leaning over, she unlatched Pyrrha’s cuffs, before hopping up and spinning around so her rear was facing the pair, squatting over Jaune’s cock as she tugged on Pyrrha’s leash, leading the redhead towards her front.

Looking back with a smirk, Velvet grabbed her fat cheeks and pulled them apart, watching Jaune’s eyes go wide and his cock throb, spitting out a bit of precum as his eyes locked on her twitching winking little hole.

“You’re going to be allowed to fuck your mistress’s bottom~” Velvet purred, smiling at Jaune as she lowered herself a bit, feeling the fat head of his cock wedge itself between her cheeks. She could feel large fat drops of his precum shuttling out and spreading against her little hole, slickening up the crevasse between her cheeks.

Rabbit ears twitching, Velvet smiled. “What do you say, sweetie?” she would forgive him for being for being speechless; he had been the same when she had sucked his balls dry the first time.

She heard an audible swallow from both of her lovers, before Jaune spoke. “T-Thank you for this gift, Mistress! It means so much!” her heart swelled as she heard the brutal honestly in his voice; he truly was grateful.

Licking her lips, Velvet pressed herself down, forcing herself to relax as she felt herself being spread open by her male lover’s thick cock. A tiny grunt escaped her lips as the wide head slipped inside her with a ‘pop’, the slight burn at the stretch making her flinch, but immediately being soothed away by her aura.

Locking eyes with her male lover, Velvet bore down more, her eyes hooding as she felt the intense stretch as she impaled herself upon Jaune’s cock. A muffled moan escaped both of their mouths as she eased further and further down his cock, both gasping and moaning, the bunny twisting her hips side to side as she slipped down closer and closer to the base, her pussy dripping her arousal as she came close to the bottom, feeling her rear touch his hips before flattening out, squishing against his skin as her twitching anus flexed around the base of Jaune’s cock, trying desperately to force the invader out.

“Mmm...you’re so deep inside of me…” she purred, squeezing around Jaune, getting a needy, keening whimper from him. She moaned as she felt a spurt of heat enter her backside. “Did you cum, sweetie?” she knew that Jaune hadn’t, after keeping himself backed up for a week for her, there would be far more than that little bit of warmth.

“N-No, Mistress! I...oh, Gods, so tight, so hot, feels so good…” she smiled as Jaune bucked his hips upwards a bit, his thighs tensing and straining underneath her, swollen sack twitching.

A whimper grabbed her attention and she saw Pyrrha looking at her leaking pussy desperately, licking her lips and staring hungrily. Velvet ignored that for the moment, reaching down and trailing her fingers along the stretched skin, her own flesh breaking out in goosebumps as she could swear she felt a sloshing noise in them. “Hmm...you really are backed up for me, aren’t you baby?” she purred, shifting her hips left and right, feeling Jaune’s cock throb within her as she stared into Pyrrha’s emerald eyes.

“Yuh...Yessss…” Jaune hissed out, his breath coming in rapid, harsh pants, his muscles tensing as he fought to keep from cumming before his mistress did. He didn’t want to disappoint her, or Pyrrha, not after all they did for him…

Velvet hummed again. “I’m going to start moving sweetie...feel free to cum, whenever you want~” she purred, before lifting her lower half and bringing it down with a clap.

Both cried out loudly, Jaune from the tight squeeze and heavenly sensations wrapping around his cock, and Velvet, due to the new sensations of her ass being filled so well by her lover. “Fuck~♥” she moaned out, wiggling her hips left and right, squeezing down hard on her precious lovers cock.

Looking down at Pyrrha, Velvet spread her legs a bit wider. “Go ahead, precious~” she cooed, before moaning as Pyrrha dove forwards, eating her out with a vengeance as she slowly rocked up and down on Jaune’s thick cock.

The trio writhed and the air was filled with moans, whimpers, and the scent of sex. Pyrrha in particular, was leaking heavily down her inner thighs, having no stimulation other than eating Velvet out. But, that mattered little, as the bunny could see that Pyrrha was twitchy, close to orgasm already.

Velvet was the first to cum, unsurprisingly, being pleased from both ends. The bunny’s ears went slack and her eyes rolled up in her head, her ass ruthlessly clenching down on the invader in her ass as she squirted, spraying Pyrrha’s face with her slick.

Pyrrha followed with a squeal, her hips going wild and humping the air, her pussy quivering and flexing around nothing.

Jaune came with almost a howl, his balls finally getting release after over a week of not having any relief after they were used to daily emptying, the fat orbs pulsing and pumping and shooting out every drop of fluid that they held within them, massive shots of his thick cum shooting upwards like a geyser into Velvet’s belly. His eyes rolled up in his head as he slumped back onto the bed, trying desperately not to black out.

Velvet moaned as her orgasm finally tapered off, despite the fact that Pyrrha was still licking her pussy with a fervor almost unmatched. She rubbed her belly, which had a large bulge on it from all the cum that had been pumped into her. “So...full…” she moaned softly, reaching out and stroking Pyrrha’s hair. “Hang on a moment, sweetie...and we can all start round two when Jaune gets his breath back...I know you’d like to be filled up too…”

The excited sound from both her lovers made her smile. It truly was wonderful having two submissive lovers to care for and love whenever she wanted...now the only question was…

What position would the three of them do next?

#Question #But Not Really #A Question Doesn't Turn Into A 2k Word Story #Velvet Scarlatina #Weiss Schnee #Jaune Arc #Pyrrha Nikos

[sun-critrole]

You see, the thing is, Liam created Caleb to have the intent of seeking out a way to travel back in time. That was his goal. He had nothing to live for, he felt he was trash, and the only way to fix it was to unravel the past and slip in corrections until the world he burned down didn't exist anymore.

There have been moments, glimmers of potential, throughout the campaign. I remember when the Nein first picked up the Beacon, when they first came to Xhorhas and truly learned what it was, when Caleb created spells with Essek. But never had Caleb thought he had the information to attempt time travel, nor did he think anyone else did. It was a pipe dream, the ramblings of a sad man, a shadow.

But now.

Now, Caleb has some shit to live for. We have established that he wants Veth to live happily ever after with her family, wants to teach Luc magic. He loves his friends. And now, after all the growth he's done, as they stand on the edge of the Astral Sea, he finds something.

Caleb finds not just theory, but actual experiments that were conducted. He finds machines capable of doing the deed. And sure, it's not perfect, but this little room in Aeor holds more possibility for Bren than Caleb ever dreamed of. And he turns around and finds his friends, the people he has grown to love like family. You have to wonder, does he see the faces of Leofric and Una in their midst? Does he see a joining of two worlds with this discovery, or does he see a new heartbreak should he go try to fix an old one?

And I didn't see it coming! Caleb's entire character was built with this goal in mind, of COURSE Matt is gonna turn it into a carrot. He's brilliant. I am so excited to see how Liam (and Matt, both as Essek and as a DM) moves forward.

Time Travel! It's more likely than you think!

#critical role #critical role spoilers #caleb widogast #cr meta #free pc check today

[rosiegeee]

Best MLP Couples

This is heavily biased and will only include canon couples from the tv show, not the comics or Equestria Girls, or parents of main characters, they will get there own list. Also almost none of these couples are bad despite what I rank them and truthfully half of these tied for first.

#10:  Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis

I see nothing truly wrong with these two ponies, the reason they are so low is Fancy Pants doesn’t really acknowledge his special somepony/wife. Making me feel that this relationship might not be 100% the heathiest, however they have such a limited appearance that I could be wrong and they might be in a mutually loving relationship.

#9:  Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich

I think they’re fine, and there child Li'l Cheese is adorable, however before the final I never got romantic vibes off of these two, just friendship, but they seem happily married now so they’re ok in my books.

#8:  Clear Sky and Quibble Pants

They are so cute, and I loved this episode for taking on the hard topic of divorce (or maybe parental death in which Applejack’s parents were the first, but I personally think it was divorce.), your parent finding someone new, and that someone new trying to bond with the kid. We don’t see to much of these two  as a couple this episode as its more about the future step daughter and her relationship with Quibble Pants, but the part we do see they so clearly care about each other and make each other happy and he thinks she’s the best mare in the world(and he’s met Daring Do.) 

#7:  Maud Pie and Mudbriar

Just like Pinkie, I didn’t like Mudbriar at first, I didn’t think Maud needed a boyfriend, but he grew on me and he clearly loves Maud and they make each other whole in a way I didn’t know was needed. (That and the innuendos in later episodes, that was unexpected and it made me laugh.)

#6:  Aunt Holiday and Auntie Lofty

When I first heard in the non-canon novel that Scootaloo stays with her aunts, and that the aunts may not be sisters I was over joyed, but I never thought it would go any further, than they appeared in the comics, and than in an episode dedicated to finally showing viewers Scootaloo’s living situation we met the two parental couples in her live, her horrible parents and her amazing gay aunts. These two don’t get much screen time, but there love is seem when they joke with each other and at the end when they are supporting each other and are hoof-in-hoof, I love them and my Gay heart wants to put them on top but there are more who deserve that spot.

#5:  Mr. Carrot Cake and Mrs. Chiffon Cake

We don’t see much of these two doing romantic things, but that’s because they are almost always seen lovingly raising there geneticly impossible kids together. They are always seen by the others side and they always seem to know what the other is thinking. The reason they aren’t on the parents list is because Pumpkin and Pound aren’t main character, in fact they have no lines.

#4:  Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops (BonBon)

MY BISEXUAL HEART!!! When they were given a truly proper introduction in Slice of Life I found that best friend didn’t fit what they were saying, they acted as a married couple, and as the show continued that was what they would become. They went from often being seen together, to the slice of life, to always being seen each other, to there dream selves being physically connected, to unmistakably being on several dates, to there engagement, to the little wedding photo, and than in the final being an old lesbian couple. They are the second of two confirmed LGBT couples on the main show and I wish they could be higher.

#3:  Cranky Doodle Donkey and Matilda

You couldn’t watch A Friend in Deed or Slice of Life without routing for these two loving Donkeys in the end. HE SPENT HALF HIS LIFE TRAVELING THE WORLD LOOKING FOR HER AND SHE WAS STILL SINGLE PRACTICALLY WAITING FOR HIM AND SLICE OF LIFE IS JUST SO GOOD!!!!!!

#2:  Big McIntosh and Sugar Belle

I used to ship Big Mac with Cheerilee, so when Sugar Belle turned into a love interest for Mac I was upset, but as there relationship continued, and Mac started opening up in ways only Drag had done before, I realized how sweet these two are together and there love is apparent from the very beginning, there future son Big Sugar is almost as cute as Li’l Cheese. There is only one other couple that outshines these two and if you haven’t guessed yet you haven’t watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

#1:  Princess Cadance and Shining Armor

There love has saved the world at least three times, once from the Changlings, a second time when Cadance collapsed it was Shining Armor’s love that gave her the strength to redo her shield spell, giving Twilight more time(He than later flung her at the crystal heart but that’s less love and more teamwork.) And than there love made Fluffy Heart and she also saved the Crystal Empire. There love for each other shone through even when they weren’t in scenes together and my favourite moment of them is when they supported each other as Cadance tried to keep the Crystal Empire safe from Sombra.

#Fancy Pants #Fleur de Lis #Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis #Princess Cadance #Shining Armor #Princess Mi Amore Cadenza #Princess Cadance and Shining Armor #Big McIntosh #Sugar Belle #Big Mac #Big McIntosh and Sugar Belle #Big Mac and Sugar Belle #My Little Pony #Friendship Is Magic #MLP #My Little Pony Friendship is Magic #Pinkie Pie #Cheese Sandwich #Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich #Clear Sky #Quibble Pants #Quibble Pants and Clear Sky #Maud Pie #Mudbriar #Maud Pie and Mudbriar #Aunt Holiday and Auntie Lofty #Aunt Holiday #Auntie Lofty #Mr. Carrot Cake and Mrs. Chiffon Cake #Mr and Mrs Cake

[fantasiesandbooks]

Hello I'm glad you're ok I'm your fan 😄sorry my messaged I sent to you is incomplete can I request a Christmas scenario with Chanyeol wherein you're best friends with him and you secretly likes each other and then whenz you make snowman together and it leads to confessing your feelings to one another. Thank you and have a good day! Advance Merry Xmas!

Hello lovely reader! Thank you for being my fan. I hope you have had a wonderful Christmas and Happy New Year :). Hope you enjoy it and let me know what you think of it.

Chanyeol x Reader

Genre: Romance. Kind of fluff

Word Count: 2.1 k

It was Friday night. The snow started to fall this morning and you were excited because you will get to continue with yours and Chanyeol’s tradition.

It has passed a couple of years now but you still remembered how it begun.

You didn’t have a lot time living in Korea when the two of you became friends. Winter was approaching and with it the snow.

“I’m so excited” You told him while you two were in his car, heading to the boys’ dorms.

“Why is that?” Chanyeol gave you a quick glance and return his eyes on the road.

“According to the weather app, it will snow tomorrow” You said cheerfully.

“And that’s exciting why?” He arched an eyebrow at you. He couldn’t understand why you were giving it a lot of importance.

“It will be the first time I get to see snow” You said.

Chanyeol looked at you incredulously “You are messing with me”.

You laughed at the face he made. “I am not”.

“So you are telling me that you have never ride a slide on the snow or make an angel on the floor?.” Chanyeol said as he parked the car and both of you were heading to the elevator. “Make a snowman?”

“Nope” You answered.

Chanyeol couldn’t fathom the idea of that and he found curious how he had never questioned himself about in which places don’t snow during winter. “What a sad childhood you must have had” The tall boy said to you.

You looked at him annoyed “Let me tell you it was a very happy one”. He laughed when you pursed your lips. One of his favorite things was to bother you.

“Anyway, I’m excited about it and that’s all that matters to me”. You said.

“So what are you going to do about it?” Chanyeol said.

“I will stay at home after work.” You said nonchalantly “Maybe I will go out and play at the park we have next to the building”.

After hearing what you said, you gazed at Chanyeol in concern.

“Will that be weird?” You asked him seriously “Me playing on the park”.

“Not at all... If you want to be the creepy lady on the park”. He told you mockingly.

“Then what can I do?” You asked him “I want to do that without people thinking I’m weird”.

“I can go with you” Chanyeol offered.

You raised a brow at him. “Really? The guy that has been mocking me wants to do that?”

At seeing your face he cleared his throat and looked at his hands. “I’m trying to be a supportive friend here. But if you don’t want me to I...”

“Is 6 pm good for you?” You asked him.

He looked at you and the corner of his mouth turned up. “Yes. I’ll see you at that time”.

“Ok” You were trying to hide your smile but he caught you and smiled too. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You were putting on your scarf and gloves when the doorbell rang. You looked through the peephole and saw your friend waiting for you to open the door.

“Hey Chan!” You smiled at him.

“Hi!” He tucked his hands in his pockets. “Are you ready?”.

“Yes” you said cheerfully. “Oh wait! Just give me a second. Let me go grabbed something”. You said and trotted to your kitchen. He was looking around when a few seconds later you returned with a bag.

“Ok, we can go now”. You said and closed the door.

“What’s that for?” He gestured at the bag.

“I got a few things that we can use to decorate the snowman”. You opened the bag and showed him.

“There’s a scarf, a hat, buttons and a carrot for the nose” Your eyes sparkled from excitement. 

Chanyeol smiled and shook his head in amusement.  It’s like hanging out with a little girl he thought. He put his hands over his mouth and released a breath in order to to warmed them.

“You didn’t brought gloves?” You asked him when you saw him do that.

“I forgot them in the living room” He said.

You rummaged through the bag and found a pair. “Here” You said and slapped his arm gently with them.

Chanyeol got startled but took them nevertheless. He looked at you surprised. “They were my brother’s” You said nonchalantly “I was planning to use them for the snowman but you can use them”.

“Thanks” He said shyly.

 Once in the park, there were a few children playing around.  Some were running and throwing snowballs, other making snow angels and snowmans just as you two. You noticed that aside from the kids’ parents, you and Chanyeol were the only doing that kind of activities.

“Ok. I’m not going to lie, I’m feeling a little bit uncomfortable doing this while the kids stare at us as if we were crazy” You murmured him, looking at the weirded-out faces some kids and grown up people passing by made at you. “Maybe we should had brought a kid with us. That way people wouldn’t stare at us like they are doing now”. 

“What are you talking about? I brought one with me” He said jokingly and you pushed him playfully, making him falling in the snow next to you.

He laughed and you rolled your eyes. Chanyeol lifted himself up and dust off the snow he had on his pants and focused his attention back the snowman. “Are you enjoying it? Doing this I mean.” He said quizzically.

“Yes” you answered.

“Then don’t mind what others think of it” He gazed at you and smiled. You couldn’t help but smiled back.

“What about you? Do you think is silly?” You asked him as you were sculpting the head and Chanyeol the low part of the doll.

“No. I just don’t do it anymore. I have been so caught up with work during this time these past few years that I can’t get to really enjoy the season...or the weather”. He explained.

That was true. Every year he had been so busy with concerts, rehearsals and TV shows that he had barely acknowledged the changing of the seasons only because the weather gets colder.

After and hour or so, the two finished building the snowman. Both of you sighed at looking your masterpiece completed.

“Madame. Would you do the honors?” He told you and offered you scarf tha was going to adorned the snowman’s neck.

“Thank you” You said and went to put it over it.

“Oh! It looks so pretty” You said excitedly.

“Let me take a picture of it”. You said and look for the right angle to take the picture.

“Thank you!” Chanyeol said, standing next to you.

“For what?” You said without looking at him.

“I guess seeing you all happy and excited made me remember the old times and regained my excitement for this things” Chanyeol said.

You stared at him and smiled. “You are very much welcome my friend”.

He chuckled at seeing your face full with satisfaction.

“Maybe we should make this a tradition” You said thoughtfully.

“Maybe we should” He said happily.

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“I think I am done” You sighed as you were standing up from you squat position.

“Oh Goodness! Did you hear that? My knees just cracked”.

“Well, it’s normal since you’re getting old” Chanyeol told you.

“Shut up!” You slapped his stomach, covered with three layers of clothes. “You are older than me”.

“And yet I feel like a 17 year old boy” He said proudly.

“And you behave like that sometimes too” You joked and he pushed you slightly. You laughed at his actions. 

“Ok, we are missing the scarf.” You said. 

“Could you pass it to me? It’s inside the bag?”.

Chanyeol walked towards the bench where you two left your stuff. He took the bag only to realized there was nothing inside of it. “There’s nothing here” He said out loud and looked around just in case it was around the other bags.

“What?!” You said surprised “That can’t be possible. I remembered putting it with the rest of the things. I put everything on the couch...” you realized what happened and facepalmed yourself.

“I must had left it there” You said.

“It’s ok” Chanyeol said “This year isn’t going to have one”.

“But it will look so... naked” You said sadly. The two of you kept contemplating at the figure, trying to come up with an idea so it will look well decorated.

You eyes settled upon Chanyeol when an idea popped in your head.

“What if we use your scarf?” You said.

Chanyeol frowned at you “My scarf?!. No”

“Why not?” You asked him. “You have tons of them”.

“You gave this one as a present, remember?” He pointed out.

“Yes. And I can give you another one. Now hand it over to me” You said as you came closer to him and tried to take it off from him.

“No! I don’t want to” He said and grabbed your hands in order to prevent you from take it from him.

“Stopped being a baby, Chanyeol!” You struggled to get your hands out of his hold.  “I’ll buy three scarfs if you want but give it to me”. You said.

“Why don’t put your scarf instead?” Chanyeol retorted.

“Because I’m cold” You said. “Besides your jacket is warmer so you won’t suffer if you take it off”.

“You don’t know that” Chanyeol huffed as he was trying to keep you away from him.

“Ok, look at it at this way...” you said “If a homeless passes by and needs it, he could take it and you will have done a good deed”.

“If you thought you could convince me with that argument, you are wrong” He said.

“Why are you being like this?” You said frustrated.

“Because you just don’t give away something that the person you like gave you that easily” He blurted out and you stopped struggling with him. 

You looked at him in utterly shock as he realized what he had said.

“What did you say?” You asked him baffled.

“I... l meant” Chanyeol said nervously. Still gripping at your wrists and trying to come up with a reasonable thought.

“You said you like me” You told him “You meant as a friend, didn’t you?”.

He looked intently at you. “No” he sighed “I didn’t mean I like you as a friend. I like you

y/n”.

He released your hands and you took a step back. 

“Since when?” You asked.

“A while now” He confessed.

“Why didn’t you say something before?”  There was still confusion in your features.

“I was waiting for the right moment, I guess?!” He scratched the back of his neck.

“Oh!” You said softly and nodded as all the information was sinking in your mind. After a moment that seemed like eternity for him, he asked you “Are you not going to say anything about it?”.

You looked at him, directing his eyes to the fingers he was fumbling with.

“Me too” Your voice cracked. He seemed not to hear you right so you said it again. “Me too” you cleared your throat and his gaze landed on you.

“I like you too” You took a step closer and engulfed him in a hug.

“Really?” His shock expression changed quickly to one of happiness.

You lifted your gaze at him an nodded. He let out a relief sigh. He put his hands around you and joined his forehead with yours.

“You don’t know how happy I am right now” He said and you chuckled.

“I can have an idea” You said amusingly.

He laughed at your response.

“So now our tradition has turn into a date?” You asked him.

“Lets keep our tradition as what it is” Chanyeol said “But do you have time for a date after this?”.

“I have plenty of it” You smiled and intertwined your arm with his as both started walking across the place, getting lost between the snowy path and leafless trees.

#chanyeol #exo au #park chanyeol #exo #exo chanyeol #pcy #exo writing #exo story #exo scenario #chanyeol au #exo romance #exo angst #winter au #chanyeol fanfic #chanyeol imagine #exo drabble #exo imagines #chanyeol fluff #chanyeol exo #chanyeol scenario

[shadowywerewolfqueen]

Hunting A Dragon

Didn’t have a chance to post this yesterday, so here it is!

“I’ll pay you handsomely if you get rid of the dragon that lives on the edge of my kingdom,” king Crowley said from his throne.

“How handsomely?” Dean asked with a smirk.

“Enough to own your own small castle,” the king replied.

“I guess you got yourself a deal. Any reason you want it gone?” Dean asked, not that he actually cared. He was only concerned with the small fortune he was about to make.

“That’s none of your business knight. I’m not paying you to ask questions, I’m paying you to get rid of dragons,” the king snapped.

Dean ground his teeth together in agitation. He plastered a fake smile on his face. “Of course, your majesty. I shall return when the deed is done.” Dean turned on his heel and walked from the throne room.

He hurried out the castle, hating the stuffy feeling that palace life always gave him. He enjoyed wide open spaces and freedom rather than gold and finery. He walked out the doors and took in a deep breath of fresh air. He grinned when he heard Chevy’s whinny at seeing him. He walked over to the large black mare and petted her forehead affectionately. “Hey baby, you miss me?” He asked as he pulled a few carrots from his saddle bag and fed them to her. Once she had eaten the last bite, Dean untied her reins from the post and hoisted himself into the saddle.

He patted her neck as she started walking out the courtyard back to the inn. He would need to grab his supplies and gear from his room before starting on his journey to the outskirts of Crowley’s kingdom. He knew the area well and internally moaned at the five-day journey ahead of him. He decided to stop by the marketplace as well to stock up on provisions.

After enjoying one last hot meal and flirting with the bartender, Dean headed out on his trek. Thankfully, the weather was mild this time of year and the days weren’t overly hot, and the nights were clear of rain. He made good time and ended up arriving to his destination a day earlier than planned.

The sun was setting by the time Dean stopped and he decided to explore the area tomorrow. Within the hour, Dean had a fire going and a freshly caught rabbit roasting over it. Chevy grazed a few yards away; Dean completely at ease with letting her roam free. He took a gulp of water from his canteen and stilled as heard the crack of a stick.

His hand dropped to his sword as he scanned the area around him. He was surprised when he saw a man walking towards him in the fading light. When the man stood just outside the glow of the campfire, he came to a halt. Dean looked him over and was stunned by his beauty. The man had thick, messy black hair and the most astonishing blue eyes Dean had ever seen. His skin seemed to be glowing and Dean assumed it was because of the campfire. He had a light stubble covering a strong jaw. Dean let his gaze wander down the man’s body and was just as impressed. The man wasn’t overly muscular, but Dean knew he had strength in his limbs.

“Hello there,” the man replied with a soft smile.

Dean eyed him curiously. “Who are you and what are you doing out here?”

The man walked closer and took a seat opposite the campfire. “My name is Castiel and I live here.”

“You what?” Dean asked incredulously. “Dude, there’s a dragon that inhabits this area.”

Castiel smirked. “I’m well aware of the dragon. I have no fear of him; we are friends of sorts.”

Dean’s mouth fell open. “You’re what? Why in the world would you be friends with a murderous beast?”

Castiel’s lips turned down in a frown and his eyes hardened. “Oh, and I’m assuming to a hunter like yourself that all dragons are murderers.”

“Well, aren’t they? I mean they kill and plunder for fun! If that’s not a monster, I don’t know what is,” Dean growled as he crossed his arms.

“I’m not saying there aren’t bad dragons; I’m just saying not all of them are bad,” Castiel snapped. “The one who lives around here has never killed or plundered anything. He lives out here because it is deserted, and it gives him the privacy he so desperately wants.”

“Well, I’ve never come across a nice dragon,” Dean retorted.

Castiel narrowed his eyes and lifted his chin slightly. “And just how many dragons have you come across?”

“Three,” Dean answered quickly.

“What were their names?” Castiel asked.

“What does it matter?” Dean argued.

“Just tell me their names hunter,” Cas growled.

“Dean, my name is Dean,” the hunter said angrily.

“Fine, Dean, tell me their names,” the other man insisted.

Dean scratched at the back of his neck as he tried to remember the names of the dragons he had struck down. “There was a big red dragon named Alistair. Another was named Lucifer; a big black brute that took me ages to finally bring down. The last one was a golden dragon named Naomi; she was a bitch that one.”

Cas relaxed visibly. “Well, it seems all the dragons you’ve killed were rather nasty and deserved to die. They cost many humans and even a few dragons their lives. I’m sorry for accusing you of wrongful murder.”

“Thanks. Believe it or not, just because I’m a hunter doesn’t mean I kill every monster I come across. If they haven’t hurt anybody, I let them go. It’s just every dragon I’ve come across and every story I’ve heard about them depicts them as murderous beasts,” Dean explained to the man.

Cas sighed. “Yes, well most of them are of the murderous beast variety, but not all of them. There are a few who just want to live a peaceful life.”

“Well, if what you say is true and this dragon has never hurt anyone, I won’t kill it. I’ll just ask it to leave the area,” Dean said as he stood up and removed the rabbit from over the fire.

Cas looked up sharply. “If the dragon has done nothing wrong, why must it leave?”

Dean pulled out a knife and started to cut the meat from the bones. “King Crowley wants the dragon gone and is going to pay me a small fortune to make that happen. If I can finish this deal, I’ll have enough money to travel overseas to be with my brother. Unlike him, I’ve never been able to get out of the hunting life even though I despise it.”

Cas tilted his head. “Why have you never been able to quit?”

“I’m not smart like my brother; I’m just a grunt. Hunting things and saving people is all I’m good for. My dad was a hunter and he forced both of us to follow in his footsteps. Sam was never cut out for the life, so he packed his stuff and got on the next ship to America. I’m hoping to be able to join him soon,” Dean described. He moved closer to Castiel and handed him a few strips of the rabbit meat.

“Thank you, Dean,” Cas said softly as he took the meat.

“Don’t mention it. So, you really think the dragon won’t leave even if I ask it to?” Dean asked as he took a bite of the rabbit.

“Would you leave the only home you’ve ever known just so somebody can make a fast coin?” Cas shot back before taking his own bite of food.

Dean stared at the ground as he slowly chewed. “I guess not, but it never hurts to try. If the dragon says no and he hasn’t hurt anybody, then I guess I will go back to the king and tell him I am breaking his deal.”

“But if you don’t get the dragon to leave, you’ll be separated from your brother for even longer,” Cas pointed out.

Dean shrugged. “Yeah I know but getting to see him isn’t worth killing an innocent for. I’ll figure out another way to make the money.”

“You’re the most honorable hunter I’ve ever met Dean. Most would only be concerned with stuffing their own pockets and wouldn’t care about the creature they are hunting.” Cas fell silent as he took another bite of rabbit.

“Yeah, what can I say? I’m a hunter with a conscious,” Dean replied with a chuckle.

“You certainly are.” Cas finished his rabbit and stood to his feet. “Well, I must be going. I hope to see you again before you leave Dean.”

Dean looked up at him and smiled. “Yeah, you too Cas. Tell your dragon friend I said hi and I’d like to talk to him tomorrow.”

“I shall relay the message,” Cas answered before walking off and disappearing into the night.

Dean didn’t stay up much longer once he finished his dinner. He checked on Chevy one last time before curling underneath his furs and going to sleep. His sleep was haunted blue eyes and a deep voice.

Dean was startled awake when the ground beneath him shook violently. He jolted from his furs, his sword already in hand. He froze when his eyes came to rest on the giant creature in front of him. “Oh shit,” he cursed as he stared at the dragon.

The beast was easily five times Dean’s height and nearly ten times as long. The scales were a deep blue and they shimmered in the early morning light. A large pair of leathery wings were folded against the dragon’s sides. He had a large sail running from the top of his head down to the base of his neck, thick spines every few feet that the skin of the sail attached to. He had a large pair of horns that started just behind his eyes and pointed straight back.

Dean swallowed thickly before saying, “So, I guess you’re the dragon that lives around here.”

The creature nodded his head once. He slowly laid down, wrapping his tail around himself. He lowered his head until it was level with Dean. The hunter stared into a large pair of sapphire blue eyes.

The dreams from the night before rushed to the forefront of Dean’s mind. His eyes widened in shock. “Cas,” he said, voice full of surprise.

“Hello Dean,” Castiel replied.

Dean’s legs gave out beneath him and he crumpled to the ground. Immediately, a clawed foot was reaching out to help him back to his feet. Dean was still shaky and leaned against Cas’ foot for support. He continued to stare, not knowing what to say.

“I did tell you the dragon and I were friends.”

“Yeah,” Dean huffed. “I would say you’re friends. I didn’t even know dragons could shapeshift.”

“Most don’t anymore, saying that our human form is weak and unbecoming. I love both of my forms equally.” The dragon paused before adding, “I meant what I said last night Dean. I’ve never hurt anyone. Crowley doesn’t want me here because I’ve made my home in a mine full of gemstones. He and I have a blood contract that states he will not kill me, so he is trying to find another way to get me to leave.”

“Why do you have a contract in the first place?”

“My brother Lucifer used to inhabit these lands and I managed to defeat him and run him out,” Cas explained.

“Shit, Lucifer,” Dean exclaimed.

“It’s ok Dean, I’m not mad that you killed him. He was a horrible being and deserved his fate. I feel no sympathy or remorse for him. The world is a much better place without him, Alistair, and Naomi,” Cas said with a firm finality.

“Ok then.” Dean looked at his camp and then back to the dragon. He slowly pulled himself away from the warm scales and walked over to the campfire. He kicked some dirt on it and watched it splutter out. He started packing his supplies and whistled for Chevy. He heard a nicker in the distance, her signal that she heard him.

“Dean, what are you doing?” The hunter turned around to see Cas in his human form, staring at Dean with confusion. “What’s it look like Cas? I’m packing up.”

The dragon shook his head. “Why? Do you not wish to be around me any longer now that you know what I am?”

“What, no! It’s just I need to return to the castle and tell Crowley that I won’t be the one to force you to leave. I could come back for a few days, but I’ll have to leave to find work. If I’m not hunting, I’m not getting paid,” Dean explained as he started saddling Chevy.

Dean looked up when Cas’ hand grabbed his own. “Dean, did you not hear me when I explained where I lived?”

“Yeah, a cave full of gemstones. What does it matter? You said last night you wouldn’t be willing to leave this place and I wouldn’t ask that of you.” Dean pulled his hand free and finished saddling his horse.

Cas rolled his eyes. “Are you always this dense?” Dean glared at him. “Dean, I can give you some of the gemstones from the cave to sell to earn enough money to go to your brother.”

“What, no, I would never ask that of you! They are yours,” Dean argued.

“Honestly, I’m not a collector of gems. I prefer my books and souvenirs from my worldly travels. I chose the cave because it looks pretty, but I’m not unwilling to part with some of the stones. Besides, I’m not sure how much longer I will call it home.” Cas dropped his gaze to the ground.

“Why would you leave this place? You said last night you wouldn’t,” Dean stated. “You also said you enjoyed your privacy.”

“You’re right. Never before have I considered leaving my home because I never had a reason. But now, I might,” Cas said as he lifted his gaze back to Dean, his cheeks stained a bright red.

“Cas, no, you don’t want me. I’ve got nothing to offer you. I told you, I’m just a grunt. Sam’s the smart one of the family,” Dean said as he backed away.

“Don’t say that about yourself. I have the ability to see souls and your soul is the brightest I’ve ever seen Dean. It attracts me like a moth to flame. I have lived most of my life alone and I’ve grown incredibly lonely. Last night, you proved you’re not like other hunters. You could have killed me and yet you haven’t even attempted to do so.” Cas stepped back into Dean’s personal space. “I’d really like to get the chance to know you Dean.”

Dean huffed. “I would be the hunter who falls for a dragon,” he muttered before leaning forward and lightly pressing his lips against Cas’. That was just the start of Cas and Dean’s love story.

Tagging: @lonewolf34500 @notwithd @starrynightdeancas @flowersforcas @cockleslovesdestiel

#writersmonth2020 #My writing #my OTP #destiel #dragon castiel #knight dean

[danwhobrowses]

One Piece Chapter 986 - Initial Thoughts

That’s some good juice there, though I still have some reservations Chapter 986 has its translations at last and it’s time to see what made the editor cry

Spoilers for Chapter 986, Support the Official Release

Dang they did Pound dirty like that, he finally reunites with his family and they are just put into such an overload that they bounce in disbelief

We begin with Kin’emon and Denjiro strangely having done a full rotation around Onigashima to meet up with the other Scabbards, I guess only half of their unit raided each side of the dome

Kanjuro’s limp body lay as nostalgia gets the better of the Scabbards, though I still am not sure I believe it, why show the cut hand? If he is dead (his paintings did disappear) then I’m fine with that too, it’s just dead bodies don’t tend to “POF” when being walked past...okay so maybe the week has gotten to me, turns out Kin dropped his hat over Kanjuro’s head, still reserve that he may not be dead yet

Izo here though to lift spirits, saying you’ve survived worse though...The Payback War leads to questions but that is a red flag

Back to Kaido’s ultimatum though, it’s unsurprising that Orochi’s men would join Kaido, they weren’t really one for respecting the Kurozumi, though the Oniwaban and Mimawari do seem to have doubts, interesting too was how Kaido acknowledged and respected if the Samurai refused to join him

Hyou however is about to throw fisticuffs over this dishonour, it does make me wonder though, could I really fault Orochi’s forces for choosing to live under a strong banner than die for an honor code you could still personally live by?

Things are not looking good for Nami and Carrot, who have been collected by Big Mom’s new homies and probably gonna be used as bait, I would have to guess that someone steps in for them, Sanji is the obvious choice but how’s about Robin, or Brook! He can Soul King those Homies away and he and Franky have been AWOL for months

Meanwhile Shinobu becomes accounted for as she charges in to rescue Momo

The Kozuki heir himself is given a lifeboat by Kaido though, his growing disappointment in Momo reaching a point where he doesn’t even want him to be Oden’s son, so he gives him the chance to leave that shadow, In a way it’s the same ultimatum as Orochi’s forces: dishonour your culture to live, or die

Yamato is getting kept up to speed too, now they know that Oden’s bloodline lives on and so do his retainers. I wonder if it changes them in any way, they wanted to ‘be Oden’ partly to achieve Oden’s will because they thought nobody else was left

The cuffs actually come off at last, seems that Luffy still needs to focus a little to use his Goken Armament, but at least we won’t faff about with that. It’s strange that Yamato as strong as they’re implied was so surprised by it too

News of Luffy and Yamato’s presence though has begun a convergence, Ulti and Who’s Who pictured (wonder where Drake, Maria and Pay-Pay are), Usopp and Chopper are now going in to save Momo from what looks like the storage room, Chopper seems to imply they’re around the numbers so that means God Usopp’s gotta slay some giants

We get a Supernova shot as well; Law be sneakin’, Kid looks a bit bloodied but having fun and Zoro is still not trying to exert himself. Only ones missing are Killer, Drake, Apoo and Hawkins for it to be all the Wano Supernovas (unless Bege somehow ends up in Wano from the cover story)

Thinking of Luffy and his parents, Momo refuses Kaido’s life boat, declaring himself to the world and finally cementing his goal, he wants to be Shogun, and he basically does it the same way Luffy does his Pirate King speech

Kaido did not like that though, and the crowd laugh at his ‘foolishness’, but as a blow is about to be made Yamato’s cuffs blow up! Kaido really wasn’t kidding

So of course, as any child would if they discovered that their parent had legitimately imprisoned them with explosive cuffs, Yamato denounces Kaido as their father. Though they are really choked up about it, the last panel of their hand is weird too

Luffy with the nicknames, Yama-o. I dunno if it’s some joke, Yama is a god of death but that’s as far as my knowledge goes XD turns out it’s just the same a Tora-o, so it’s Yama-guy. Luffy respecting them pronouns even though I’m not certain if Yamato still identifies as he, would be an SBS one for clarification

Luffy does that badass bait and switch ‘the raid has started, but not for us!’ - From the Back come the scabbards as Jack is given a blast from the past

Izo quickly disarming King was surprising, Neko disarming Kaido was even more

Mid Brag though Kaido sees it, the image of Oden before he was last cut, he still tells his men to be ready but he’s off the balcony already thanks to Kin and Denjiro’s lunge

Sunacci In Fucking Deed!

A big chapter of course, we are officially starting the raid now But it is still very crowded, and we haven’t even seen Brook and Franky, let alone Caribou, Apoo, Jimbei, Robin, Sanji, Hiyori, Drake, Marco, Perospero or Killer in this chapter. Straight off the bat I am still unsure if Orochi or Kanjuro are dead, I feel there may be more to it, but maybe the Nine Scabbards prophecy by Toki wasn’t for Orochi but for Kaido, and it is he who will know the brilliance of the dawn? This chapter mainly belonged to the Scabbards and Momo, the latter finally gaining his courage in the face of death. The Luffy and Yamato stuff was a bit simple, I am still not on Team Yamato for Nakama and Luffy getting their name wrong feels like it could be a hint (I can’t remember, has Luffy every gotten the name of a future crewmate wrong?) but who knows at this point Usopp and Chopper have Numbers to deal with, Law, Kid and Zoro are walkabouts, Nami and Carrot are captured, Sanji nowhere to be Stealth Black’d, it’s not even by the slightest bit evenly matched given that two Yonko are here. And while I expect Shinobu to make it to Momo, I don’t expect Kaido to be killed by the Scabbards like that.

But alas, I did not cry at this, maybe there’s some hindsight required or maybe the editor is a bit soft, we had a similar thing with a My Hero Academia chapter which while tense was not tears level for me. Ah well, good chapter all the same.

Oh, and mercifully no break, colour page incoming as well, time for Oda to wack us out again with unusual colour schemes

#one piece #op spoilers #one piece spoilers #wano #one piece wano #wano arc #wano country #wano country arc #kozuki clan #kozuki momonosuke #kurozumi clan #kurozumi orochi #kanjuro #kurozumi kanjuro #akazaya nine #nine red scabbards #izo #okiku #kikunojo #kikunojo of the lingering snow #Kin'emon #foxfire kin'emon #denjiro #shutenmaru #asura doji #nekomamushi #cat viper #duke dogstorm #inuarashi #kawamatsu

[themanicnami]

Love Magick Masterpost

Love Magick is something we have all heard about either from fantastical stories, romantic movies and fairy tales galore. It is also often spoken down to or mocked by certain branches of the craft seen as magick that is irresponsible or unchecked. Though this is a common place thought, love magick in itself is not dangerous or nefarious, though it can be that if so chosen to be by those casting it. But before we get into the ethics of the craft why don’t we touch base on what exactly is love magick how it is used.

(warning this post will speak about adult content pertained to sex and sexual organs though not in detail or with images, be warned if you do not wish to read about this. You can skip this content by skipping the section on Lust Magick and Sexual Magick/Fertility.)

What is Love Magick?

Generally speaking love magick is the craft and art of using the emotions of love, lust and sexual energies to get certain results from oneself, others or bonds you have. Often in media love magick is depicted as the craft of making a certain someone fall madly in love with the user, often with comedic or horrific results. This is generally rarely the case, unless the user themselves have very strong energies during their casting though this will be touched upon in more detail later.

There are several types of love magick, each a unique branch of it has different results and desires for the ones casting. In general the types of love magick that tend to be used are: romantic, lust, sexual, desire, captivation, family, friends, bonding, self love and anti-love. These will each be touched upon later on, but each have their own unique purposes. The most popularly used type of love magick tends to be self love magick. Despite what media depicts, rarely are experienced users of the craft seeking to brainwash and capture the minds of others in the sake of being in a relationship.

Romantic 

This is likely the most commonly thought of type of love magick. Sometimes it is referred to as Passion Magick as well though other witches will use the term of “passion” for Lust based Magick as well. This category covers everything from opening up oneself to love, to attracting romantic love into your life, to improving a relationship you are currently in to the much more taboo trying to have another fall in love with you. Though the later is taboo due to the fact many see this as breaking the person’s free will which is highly frowned upon in our community. Very few witches who practice love magick regularly are willing to help people with such deeds and will most likely turn down anyone who does ask for such. 

Often times people will turn to romantic spells when they are feeling lonely, the best thing to do in these cases are spells that are more general that are to attract love into one’s life often for a soulmate or good partner. It should be important to emphasize not to rush such spells, it is best not to attract messy or chaotic love. Put some focus into your spell and work on bringing in someone positive into your life. To your romance attraction spells be sure to add ingredients for happiness, peace and comfort - these can help improve who you attract.

Keep in mind again, that trying to force a specific person to love you is considered taboo and going against that person’s will. Very few people approve of this, and it is common courtesy not to force people into things against their wills.

Suggestions for Romantic Magick:

When casting romance spells to bring lovers into your life be sure to add things for happiness, peace, protection and comfort into the spell. These extra ingredients can help focus on attracting a healthy relationship

Write down the qualities in a partner you wish to have, try to avoid physical because that may not work as well as their emotional and  mental energies/properties; and add this list to the spell

Romance spells can often be used to strengthen pre-existing relationships similar to bonding spells though these should always be done with consent

Red Roses are often the most commonly represented ingredient for Romance spells, add white roses as well to bring in pure love and gentle love

Rose Quartz is commonly used in love spells especially romantic ones

Be sure to protect yourself during these spells to not open up any vulnerabilities to those who many wish to harm, warding to protect oneself from abuse and emotional turmoil is recommended

Lust

These spells are as the name implies, love spells that focus on lust. This is the use of sexual energies such as from orgasms or climaxes in the use magick. Several witches will use the energy they release during these “peaks” to store later into vessels and crystals to be used for spells or rituals. These spells and rituals can range from improving one’s sex life to bringing joy or more energy into one’s everyday life or to simply increase the effects of a spell casted later on. Many who use this type of magick express that they feel that the energy they release during sexual activities or masturbation is some of the strongest they experience and it is why they store it for later use.

Others will use lust magick to improve their bravado in the bedroom, hoping to make themselves appear more sexual and to increase the enjoyment and pleasure they feel during the acts of love making. These witches often perform a spell or ritual on themselves before the act of sex. Some witches even enchant certain items they use in the bedroom ranging from toys to condoms to bindings used for more kinky relations, to help improve their experience. Some will use lust spells to increase their sex drive, to allow them to continue going at a higher pace than usual or to extend their release time.

Also along with lust spells are anti-lust spells which people use to lessen their sex drives, remove lust from their lives or improve on lustful thinking. In these cases the witch will cast this on themselves or on another (with their consent) to remove sexual energies. This is often done by witches or individuals who find that they have a far too high sex drive, are often distracted by sexual thoughts or activities or have sexual compulsions they wish to remove. Do keep in mind, magick is no replacement for therapy.

Crystals for Lust magick tend to be red in color or maroon. The most popular ones used are red jasper, ruby, garnet, fire agate and sapphire. Many also will use jade, citrine and malachite as well. Do note that crystals, especially toxic ones like malachite, should not be put into drinks or water or used internally in any manner.

Suggestions for Lust Magick:

Female genitalia is often represented by shells, shellfish, flowers (especially roses and other tight petaled flowers) and fruits such as oranges, lemons, papayas, figs and pears

Male genitalia is often represented with elongated fruits and vegetables such as squash, zucchini, bananas, carrots, gourds and turnips. Often it is also represented with flowers with long stamens such as lilies, fruit nectar, honey and candles.

Apples and chocolate are common representations for lustful energy and foreplay and are common ingredients

Often couples will perform lust magick together, make sure both partners are comfortable before doing so. Often these rituals include (or are suggested to include): touching, kissing, transferring energy between participants, chanting, feeding one another, hair stroking and massages.

Do be careful when using sugar or honey in rituals, they do not belong near vaginas and can cause yeast infections (same with putting them in baths)

Lots of witches practice lust magick in the bath or shower while preparing for the activities so it is a good place to do a quick spell or ritual

Drinkable or edible spells are a popular option for this sort of magick, sharing said spell with your partner is also very popular and recommended

Sigils on sex toys can help with energy gathering or storage

Sexual

Sexual Magick often gets mixed up with Lust though there are key differences. Often Sexual magic can be interchangeable with Fertility and Infertility magick - the after results of sex rather than the process. Often it focuses far more heavily of gendered energy, which does not always have to relate to your birth gender but rather the gender you are wishing to be aligned with. Most often this magick is used by couples trying to conceive a child or avoid conceiving (though it should be noted magick is no replacement for safe sex and birth control methods).

For fertility in women apple blossoms and apples are often used due to their association with fertility deities in several faiths including Greek and Roman mythology. Female fertility is also often represented with figs or budding fruit, most fruits with seeds can be used to associate with it. For male fertility bananas, birch branches, daffodils, carrot and celery tend to be used. For general fertility in both genders or no aligned gender often cabbage, figs, grapes and hay are used. The colors of red, gold, yellow and green often associate themselves with fertility though male fertility often is represented with the color of gold and female with red or green. This of course can be interchanged as well.

Crystals for fertility tend to be green or gold in color though the most popular ones are used are chrysoprase, moldavite, rose quartz, smokey quartz, milky quartz, pearl, moonstone and jade. Many suggest burning incense are sage, rosemary, rose, cypress, lavender, chamomile and jasmine. Some recommend diffusing essential oils though I recommend only doing this if you know you and your partner do not have oil sensitivities, allergies, asthma or other health factors (and avoid diffusers if you have cats, dogs, rabbits, birds and small mammalian pets it can be lethal to them). If you choose to use aromatherapy oils in massages be sure to dilute the with a carrier oil and to not put them anywhere near your genitals for they can cause chemical burns (which would not be fun).

In infertility magick there are usually two goals of the person casting: either lesson their chances of fertility or lesson the chances of another. Sometimes these spells or rituals are seen as a form of cursing with the witch casting this on others who they feel need to be punished or as a method of binding to prevent another from having offspring. This is a gray area which can be approached differently by different people. In some cases people use infertility magick to try to prevent others who are neglectful or abusive from having more children rather than an act of revenge. Those casting on themselves tend to do so to help prevent the possibility of conception during sex. In these cases it should be noted that magick is no replacement for birth control methods and if you are on birth control pills or medication be sure to research what may and may not affect it. Consult with a doctor before ingesting herbal tonics or brews when on birth control.

For infertility crystals that are black or white tend to be used with obsidian being rather popular due to them being crystals of protection, banishment and in cases of revenge for cursing. Some say using salt and cleansing rituals before sex can also help prevent pregnancy though this of course should still never be used in place of medical methods.

Suggestions for Sexual Magick:

Similar to the lust magick section Female genitalia is often represented by shells, shellfish, flowers (especially roses and other tight petaled flowers) and fruits such as oranges, lemons, papayas, figs and pears

Similar to the lust magick section Male genitalia is often represented with elongated fruits and vegetables such as squash, zucchini, bananas, carrots, gourds and turnips. Often it is also represented with flowers with long stamens such as lilies, fruit nectar, honey and candles.

Milk and cream historically relates to motherhood and parenthood and is often used in fertility potions. If you are lactose intolerant using other options such as coconut milk is viable

In some circles and practices using coconut oil mixed with rose oil and lavender oil massaged on the stomach can help promote fertility before and after sex (keep it only on the skin and diluted, never ingest or use internally)

Rose tea or rose water are often added to fertility potions to help bring love into the process

Offerings of apples, bananas and other fruit are often done to deities of fertility to help promote it in relationships

Many will create a ‘fertility bath’ by adding milk, rose oil (diluted), chamomile oil (diluted) and sticks of rosemary into a bath and soaking in it can help promote fertility

To promote infertility in others often is done through binding up fruit in traditional binding methods, using rotting fruit or adding hot sauce/chili flakes to a fertility spell or potion to ‘ruin it’

Poppets are used often for both fertility and infertility

Desire

Desire Magick is something more traditional when one thinks of the media and love magick, it is the using of magick and glamours to make oneself more desirable to others. Often it does go hand in hand with beauty magick. Though the key difference between desire and beauty magick is that beauty focuses on purely appearances and often one’s own perception of beauty while desire magick is specifically used to attract the attention of others. In these cases desire magick can be done more than just appearance and can be used to make one’s actions perceived more attractive, make one’s voice more appealing to others and to improve on one’s social aspects. Some witches are more broad when it comes to desire magick seeking to attract attention of just a singular sex or both or just everyone they come across to a mild degree while others will do it in the sole purpose of trying to attract a partner while others will use it to try to attract a specific person, which the latter can again be seen as rather taboo and will be talked about more later on.

Desire Magick is greatly associated with the color of gold and red. Many who practice this particular sort of magick will use roses or other flowers to represent beauty and romantic appearances. As previously said, many will combine it with glamour spells particularly beauty, using this idea of a external beauty to lure and attract others. Due to this mirrors are a very common tool for this sort of practice. Some will use minor bits of this type magick during their morning routines to spice up their days.

Suggestions for Desire Magick:

Use a mirror or reflective surface to help enchant yourself with your spells

Roses, honey and honeysuckle are some of the most common ingredients for Desire Magick

Many as a safety net will make a way to end the spell if needed or when getting unwanted attention such as washing off their makeup, removing a piece of jewelry or saying a chant. This is done as protection when things get too intense

Many will enchant items to wear for this sort of magick and for easy removal when they want it to end. Jewelry items are some of the most popular.

Many will mix Desire Magick with ingredients for Confidence to help them express such energy along with their alluring auras

Captivation 

This type of magick is similar to that of Desire though in the case of Captivation it is usually more specified to make people pay attention to your words or actions rather than beauty. Some will argue that both types are the same which is quite fine for they are very similar. Many will cast captivation spells to encourage others to pay attention to their words, listen to them speak, be present for presentations and to help ensure they remember something the caster is doing. In these cases, this type of magick may not seem too love related though several will use Captivation spells to hold the attention of others for the purpose of flirting or in atmospheres where it is common to be seeking out partners such as singles nights. In these cases the captivation spells are often done to help the user not “fade away into the background”.

A bit of warning for those wishing to use this type of magick, it can hold the attention of others but not always of the ones you want. You may hold the attention of someone you are uncomfortable around or someone you do not click with, in these cases have a backup plan of how to ‘turn off’ this spell.

It is important to also know not to use this sort of magick in the pure intention of holding someone’s attention to force them to like you, this again, holds the taboo of removing a person’s free will. It is one thing to help someone notice you and listen more carefully to your words than to try to command someone’s will with your words.

Suggestions for Captivation Magick:

Many focus on their lips or eyes when using Captivation Magick seeing as they are the two most prominent facial features we use especially when communicating, due to this many like to use lipstick, chapstick, eye makeup etc when casting these sorts of spells

Cinnamon is often used in Captivation Magick as well as other spells wanting to heat something up

Mirrors like in Desire Magick, are very popular tools helping the caster to focus on their expressions and facial features

Sugar and honey are often used in captivation spells such as lip scrubs, due to honey attracting things such as attention

Often people will use spoken words, poetry, chanting or song lyrics in captivation spells especially ones focused on the voice, in such cases be sure to speak clearly and confidently

Family

Love magick involving family is often spells to create a loving home, to encourage positive bonds between family members, protection of one another and improved communication. Parents will cast spells in their home to help ensure their children feel loved and safe, siblings will keep bonds with each other from distances and during the holidays these spells can help keep a positive atmosphere for everyone to enjoy.

This is often a type of love magick that is overlooked, due to it lacking the romantic or sexual nature of other types. Though family love is still a type of love, and a very strong one at that. Many associate family love with warm, hearth associated colors like brown (especially rich browns), maroon, dark red and salmons. Apples are strongly related with family love usually green or yellow ones rather than red as well as golden pears, red grapes and wheat.

The crystals of brown (natural) pearls, brown agate, citrine, tree agate and garnet. Herbs often associated closely with family love are wheat, hay, basil, thyme, cinnamon, fennel and oregano. It is quite popular to use kitchen magick, sewing/knot magick and other types of cottage magick to cast spells related to family bonding and love.

Suggestions for Family Love Magick:

Potions using apples or apple cider are very popular to share as a family when casting spells for love and harmony

Many will get others of the family to participate in the spells actively while casting such as baking together (often bread), cooking a family meal and enjoying it or working on a craft project

Many will use brooms and besoms in family magick to sweep out the bad and sweep in the love

Enchanting toys and blankets are popular choices of parents who wish for their children to feel warm and loved when it is the cold of night

Family Magick is often done during the holidays such as Yule, when families tend to all be together at once

Friendship

Friendship Magick is often another forgotten or looked over type of Love Magick for it is all about the making and improving the bonds of friendship, creating better communication and ensuring a positive peaceful energy between another. Often, Friendship Magick can be used to also bring in new friends or attract positive people into your life for the intention of making new friends.

This is a popular type of magick simply because many people, being as we are a social species as a whole, seek to make friends and bond with others. Our minds crave and desire to bond with others, and that is why we suffer from loneliness when we are deprived of that. Due to these things, I personally feel that Friendship Magick or the love that comes from it is extremely strong and powerful on terms of emotional energy.

Often crystals that are used to improve friendship and the strength between two friends are green and yellow in color and include: peridot, aventurine, malachite and labradorite. Some other crystals used for friendship purposes are rose quartz, orange agate, blue agate and carnelian. Herbs for friendship are: acacia, apple/apple blossom, bluebell, gardenia, meadow sweet, myrtle and yellow and orange roses. For incense many say burning jasmine or rose incense in a window during dawn can attract new friends into your life.

Anti-friendship spells and magick are those to remove people from your life, end friendships (usually your own) and often are for cutting out people you no longer wish to interact with. These are often done symbolically by cutting a ribbon or thread like ‘severing’ the friendship. This type of magick is very popular for helping those overcome and remove toxic people from their lives and false friends.

Suggestions for Friendship Magick:

Many will practice this sort of magick together with their friend(s) in question to bond their energies and friendship stronger

Like all types of love magick, friendship should only be done with consent never force someone into a friendship

When using anti-friendship spells often tying two poppets or two names together with a thread then cutting it is used to represent the ending of the friendship.

Popular friendship rituals involve often tying of ribbons, sharing of sigils or runes, trading enchanted items or making one another sachet spells and trading them during a ritual

The color green is often used to represent a new and sprouting friendship, blue is used to represent strong communication and peaceful friendship and pink represents a supportive friendship. Yellow is also sometimes used to bring in positive energy and emotions into a friendship, specifically an existing or struggling one.

Bonding

Bonding Magick is the process of creating, improving and anchoring bonds with another person, object or creature (including familiars). This is a very broad area for it can cover everything from friendship magick to romantic couples bonding to wedding rituals to growing close to a new familiar to long distance relationships. Due to this, often this sort of magick is combined with others for more specified effects.

Though, in general Bonding Magick is magick related to the emotional connections and social bonds you hold with others and are often done in very special rituals that are held dear by those involved. Hand tying is a good example of a bonding ritual done between two romantic partners.

Due to Bonding being such a general topic it is difficult to list all of the many correspondences for it. Often it is safe to bet, that you wish to work with items that relate to the topic of your bonding spell or ritual. If you are wishing to feel closer to your romantic partner bring in ingredients for romance such as red rose petals and chocolates. For improving a bond with a dear pet or familiar include feeding or petting your pet during the ritual for that is one way to show them affection that they’ll appreciate it.

One thing to always remember during Bonding Magick, it does not work on its own. You must not only put in actual effort into the process and keeping the bond going but both/all parties involved must be willing participants. It is improper and highly taboo to try to force another into bonding with you, especially more serious bonds like life bonding or partner bonding.

Suggestions for Bonding Magick:

Often using ribbon, string or yarn to bind and tie one another together is a popular technique especially at weddings or other such major unions

Cellphones and laptops are popular to use when casting long distance bonding spells and to help improve communication between the parties

Blue, yellow and green are common colors in bonding magick when related to friendship and family, red is popular between lovers and romantic relationships

Sigil work is often used in unison with rituals or enchantments for bonding magick, often the sigils were designed together by the parties and hold important meanings.

Self-Love

Self-love magick is a commonly practiced variant of witches of all types, skill levels and ages. This form of love magick is used to help someone, usually the caster but sometimes a loved one or client, to help feel better about themselves and improve their overall emotional view of who they are. Many use these spells to help with treating themselves right, helping lift some emotional weight on them and to overall just feel better in general. Some use them to boost confidence while others use it to try to calm down any self-harm or hatred they may have. It should be noted this type of magick does not replace a therapist or medicines for things such as depression or anxiety.

The color associated with self-love is often pink, especially lighter ‘softer’ pinks. Many casters of self-love spells like using Himalayan pink salts due to this whether they be the lamps or salts used in a hot bath or face scrub. Popular crystals for self-love spells and rituals are rose quartz, pink tourmaline and selenite. Pink roses and salmon colored roses are popular in self-love spells as well as jasmine, chamomile, rosemary and sugary fruits. Often honey and sugar are also used in spells to help bring sweetness into one’s life though they should be used in very small moderation in baths or not at all.

Suggestions for Self-Love Magick:

Bath spells and rituals are very popular for this type of magick due to it being a time where someone can be on their own and indulge a bit with things they like (music, bubbles, bath bombs, candles etc)

It is popular to combine cleansing spells with self-love spells to help one rid themselves of negative thoughts and feelings

Many people use self-love spells alongside proper therapy and medical help (it should never replace it)

Self-love sachets left above a bed is a popular thing many witches do to help them feel relaxed when in the safety of their room and help improve their self-vision. Many will add rosemary, dried rose petals, sea salt and pink salts to these sachets.

Sweet, fruity or floral teas are often used in self-love spells

Anti-Love

Now the anti-love spell is the one that people think of when they think of losing your feelings for another, often the caster wishing to remove their own emotional (often romantic or sexual) feelings towards another often an ex, abusive partner or someone the caster knows they should not love. Some will also use anti-love spells on clients who wish to remove romantic feelings for another party. Some will use anti-love spells as a curse like method on someone, though in these cases it is often to make someone lose love towards someone who is abusive towards them or neglectful.

Anti-love spells often relate to ice and snow as to “freeze” the feelings and cool the heat of passion or lust the person feels. Many who use anti-love spells associate them with the colors of blue (ice, coolness, apathy), white (cleansing) and black (banishment, binding, cutting ties). Often dried or wilted roses are used for these sorts of spells as well as rose thorns and cutting roses from their stems.

Suggestions for using Anti-Love Spells:

Many who use these sorts of spells use ice or their freezers to help ‘freeze’ the spell to represent freezing one’s emotions

Some will use a candle burning and blow out the flame to represent extinguishing the flame of lust or passion

Some will use more motion based spells such as cutting images, cutting threads, tearing up love letters, etc

Many will use Garnet to ‘suck out’ the romance from something, some will wear garnets due to this after exiting or leaving a relationship

White crystals and black crystals are often combined in crystal grids or rituals to banish and cleanse away unwanted emotional attachments to those of the past

Etiquette of Love Magick

Yes there is quite a bit of expected etiquette in the world of Love Magick simply because, love is something not to be messed with for fun and messing with the choices and wills of others is highly frowned upon. So below are the basica taboos and expectations when practicing Love Magick and why:

Never force another to love anyone without their input or choice: as much as movies and media and books love to show it, making love spells to force someone to fall in love with you or another party like some love sick zombie is extremely frowned upon. This is removing their free will, their human right as a person, to choose who they date and love. Would you want someone to force you to love them? The answer is no. So why would you force another into that situation?

Never force another to end a relationship for selfish reasons: this one is a bit in the gray since I have heard arguments that what if the relationship is abusive or dangerous for those involved, this would be one of those case by case situations. But as a general rule if you or your client wants you to force another to person to dump someone so that you/the client can date or get with them - that is the same as above. You are removing that person’s choice and will on the situation, they have a right to choose who they date. Your jealousy and envy should never cause you to use your magick for ill-will.

Never force two together who do not wish to be together: this is again like the two above, forcing two people to remain together or get together when they are unhappy or one wishes to break apart the relationship is forcing two people together who do not wish to be. That is going against their will and wishes. Now, this is different from if they come to you to help strengthen their relationship. At that point, it is them giving you consent to help them strengthen their bonds.

Always get consent from both/all parties: Everyone involved with the love spell need to give their full consent, be sure everyone is aware of the process and is comfortable with it. This includes your own personal partners (romantic or not) and any other parties or clients who may be involved. It is best to have everyone talk it out and agree to terms before spells or rituals are done.

Do not use love as a punishment: this sounds confusion at first but some out there believe trying to use love spells to captivate someone’s heart and then crush it is a good method of cursing or punishment. Though this topic is debated, I personally and many other witches see this as a very dangerous game to play. Making someone obsessed and in love with you breaks their free will and then makes you the main target of their heartbreak when they look for an outlet for their pain. This can prove dangerous to the caster, some people can get dangerous after heartbreak.

Do not force life bonds: some witches see life bonding as an important part of romantic relationships, family relationships and friendships. But never force someone into a life bond, this is going against their wishes. If they say they are uncomfortable with the idea of it or the process, honor their wishes and let it be.

Love Magick and Other Magick Types

Often Love Magick will mix itself in with other types of magick for numerous reasons and for numerous effects. Below are some possible examples you may use or see:

Love Magick and Glamour/Beauty Magick - this is often done as previously mentioned with things such as Desire Magick and Captivation Magick to help bring attention to the caster’s appearance, eyes, voice and words.

Love Magick and Healing Magick - Often this is done for healing wounded or broken hearts after bad break-ups, failures of the heart and ended relationships.

Love Magick and Garden/Green Magick - this often relates to Bond Magick, some green witches prefer to create magickal and emotional bonds to their beloved plants they have in their care

Love Magick and Communication Magick - Often people will mix the two to help ensure that both or all parties in the spell/ritual are able to improve and keep good communication between one another. These two are very commonly mixed.

Love Magick and Divination -  Many will use divination to look into their romantic future and to learn from their past mistakes in the ways of heart, in these cases do keep in mind that the future is ever changing and not always for certain

Love Magick and Animal Magick - As previously mentioned in Bond Magick it is not uncommon for many with familiars to bond with them magickally or through rituals, in these cases ensure your familiar is comfortable and if they show any distress to cease the ritual/spell. Always research animal and pet safety

Love Magick and Spirit Work - Often this is related to Bond Magick and Friendship Magick. Be wary of actual romantic relations with spirits for they are apart of a plane we are not, many spirit workers head against this due to the emotional turmoil it can create. Always get consent from the spirit before performing bonding spells or rituals.

In Conclusion

Love Magick is more than just what we see in the storybooks, it is the connections to others both romantic and sexual but also through friendship and other tight emotional bonds. Love Magick is more than just making someone love you, which we have gone over as being taboo, but it is the power of helping yourself or others stand out, to remove unwanted emotions towards those who have harmed you and to create a special connection with another being who you wish to stay in touch with. Love Magick is a power tool and can be quite a dangerous one to weild, it has many taboos that need to be respected but it can be a great tool in a witch’s collection to help bring them some joy and joy to those around them. Remember, Love Magick is not a toy, it is not something we can just throw about at others for kicks. It is a serious and delicate form of magick, we must respect it and respect others involved when it is used.

***All information used in this post comes from my personal research, grimoires and experience. Do not repost this anywhere without my permission.***

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[tfcocktails]

THE DONKEY

Ingredients

3 oz Ginger Beer

1 oz Carrot Juice

1-2 Shots of Whiskey (Smokey)

1 oz Lemon juice

1 tsp Maple Syrup (1 sugar cube)

Muddled Basil Leaf

                Welcome, one and all, to the first ever installment of TFC. Transformation Cocktails are an art not yet exploited, and boy howdy do I intend to do some exploitation. We will start off with something simple. I call it simply The Donkey. The drink has roots in a classic Moscow Mule, but only at first. One drink and you will stubbornly refuse any substitutions.

             As with all proper creations, the ingredients are just as important as the whole. To break it down. Make sure to buy delicious ones! Have a sip or four to taste test. So long as you do not grow hooves early it will not cause a problem. I recommend a strong, painful to drink ginger beer. This is The Donkey, not the Plow Horse. It needs some proper kick. Secondly, check the label of your carrot juice. If it is not made with primarily carrots, there is a problem. You like carrots, right? You bet your ass. (In this case, you are your own ass)

             Luckily for me, a friend was growing some fresh basil. Unlucky for him, now he is just plowing fields growing more. I kid, he just plows the fields. Also buy a lemon. This drink is so simple any jackass can pull it off. Maple syrup is a bit tricky sometimes. Consider a case of sugar cubes if you cannot get the good stuff. Trust me, they will not go to waste. Now all you need is some whiskey.

             What do I mean by a smokey whiskey? This is not made with smooth, sipping whiskey. This drink needs alcohol with flavor behind it. If you can drink it straight and not want to cough and or bray, put it back on the shelf. I used a bottle of IW Harper bourbon. The floral notes mix well, and the stuff is harsh to be kind. Great for mixing. If you are on a budget consider some cheap Wild Turkey, or the like. Do not blame me if you wind up a gangly donkey though. Do not price yourself out of a quality transformation!

             That pretty much covers everything but the most important part, assembly! Put on your harness and follow me to the kitchen! Be careful on the floors. Hoof prints are a pain to get out.

             Gather up your ingredients like a good donkey. Everything needs to be on hand fast. One never knows how long they get to have hands. Put some ice in your shaker. Good ice by the way, not something that will melt and make it waterlogged. Now pour in your whiskey, carrot juice, maple syrup, and lemon. This stuff is going to create your base, and you want that extra cold. If one wanted to be fancy, you could muddle the basil at this step. Trust me though, you want it for later. It makes such a refreshing snack.

             Grab your shaker and do the deed. Make sure the lid is on while you still have some human intelligence. Shake it like there is no tomorrow. You will feel a sudden chill as the ice agitates in with the booze. This is a good thing. It will prep your hands for the coming numbness that goes along with hooves. Should you start losing some dexterity, that is fine too.

             Pour it as best as you can into a tall glass. This drink gets topped with the ginger beer. Think of it like a mimosa but for beasts of burden. You might have some trouble opening a bottle. I suggest using your buckteeth. Those should have grown in by now if you have been tasting your ingredients. Regardless, top with the beer. I used 3 oz if you need an exact measurement but use those eyes. Also, donkeys have a hard time reading. Best to go in prepared. Now, mash your basil with a hoof and drop it in the drink. Do try to resist eating it.

             There you have the donkey. You know you want to take that drink. Give in. The first sip is always the most exciting. Sweet carrots dance around with that spicy ginger beer on your tongue. Those bubbles eagerly pop on that thick tongue. You might feel the urge to sneeze. This is just your face gently pulling out into a muzzle. Go with the flow!

             Next comes the alcohol. If you used a properly flavorful whiskey it should make the back of your throat clench. Just give a loud HEE HAW! We have to find the new donkeys around here somewhere. The liquor is the perfect thing to grow those ears and put hair on your chest. Also, your face. Sorry, but that new muzzle is going to get very hairy. For once all that sweetness will not be rotting your teeth. Instead they are going to grow. Bray it proud as one of the herd.

             One might suddenly have this strange urge to stop drinking. Do not succumb. Take a deeper drink. Feel the fur spread out from your chest and down your arms. It is going to grow everywhere. Keep chugging. Enjoy the feeling of a tail ripping out of your backside. Why were you even wearing clothes? Those are for people, not donkeys. Just toss the rags into a heap if you can. Those can just be mucked out later. The important thing is to savor the drink.

             All the changes in your tongue should help you pick up on the floral notes in the mix. If done right, everything should be in balance. Everything but you. The halfway point is what I call the tipping point. At this moment, your body is lurching forwards with new mass, and your hips are no longer designed for two legs. There is only one way down, right to donkey town. Ball your fists if they are still there and hit the ground on four legs.

             Do your best with the new muzzle and try to slurp up the last bits. These will ensure a glossy coat, shiny hooves, and help buff away any of that troubling humanity. Warning: I am not responsible for permanent life changes should you consume an excess amount of The Donkey. Drink responsibly! Never drink and pull a plow. Above all, you must be of legal drinking age to enjoy. Not that I am worried about being sued by trotters, but I like to cover my bases.

             Afterwards you can chew on that delicious basil. In time someone should come and trot you off to a happy stable. There you will find plenty of company among the other asses.

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