#THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE SOMETHING!!!!

[noiivvern]

I hope for pokemon day they announce an end to the franchise <3

#Guy who kind of wants black and white remakes still or another legends game but knows better than to trust pkmn company #I hope they announce some stupid mobile game like pokemon go to the grocery store and buy healthy food #and then they're gonna announce some Unite event and something about pokemon go tour and maybe raid events in SV #and that's it. That's all we get. #Gameboy R/B/Y and G/S/C ports for the switch if we're lucky they just gotta export the 3ds ones #We finally get Let's Go Togepi and Pichu #Oh and how could I forget an event for Pokemon Master Sex

[burymeinblack2022]

serious question besties, do we think there's an actual chance that paramore will do a eu tour after this or considering they're apparently opening for tayl*r sw*ft in all of eu that counts as their eu tour....bc i dont really care for ts at all and ik tickets for that would be an arm and a leg and a kidney, my future firstborn child and a blood sacrifice but there are literally 2 shows in lisbon and im literally catastrophizing it all so what do we think....bc at this point im just 😬 🫠🥴

#they refuse to announce the goddamn eu dates and then we get this im losing my mind #and like. i already know its gonna be a shitshow bc its ts to the point they're not even announcing #how much the tickets cost which is BAD. and girl i dont want to go to ts #and we all know that shit is gonna sell out faster than coldplay did and that was minutes...i just want to see pmore !!! #god gives his toughest battles to his most portuguese soldiers.... #i'm in a dark place (portugal)...... #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #welcome to the circus #paramore #this is why #Taylor swift #Eras tour

[illdothehotvoice]

Look at them

#ut #ouugh toriel is so cute!! #depending on how Apollo looks or if they announce Trucy or something today I might get frisk instead #watch they're gonna announce like #pearl today #or somethign dsghjkdfnh

[corbinite]

I don’t want a fionna and cake series. Please hbo just let this show have a narratively satisfying end pleaaase. The ending of adventure time was so good and such a good sendoff and it only WORKS if it’s an actual ending, it only works if we’re actually saying goodbye. Literally the whole message of the finale was that sometimes you have to let things end and accept that things will never be how they were, and that there’s beauty in that acceptance because no matter what changes it doesn’t erase what you had. You cannot literally have that be the entire THESIS of the last three or four seasons and then keep drawing it out for cash and nostalgia

#mine #at #adventure time #also I'm gonna say it the fionna and cake episodes do not hold up #they very much fit into the early days of adventure time when a simplistic and normative mythos of boyhood was central to the premise #and fionna and cake stood to contrast that which is why when it comes to gendered things fionna got treated *so* different by the writers #like how the narrative in the early seasons was pushing finn to 'get the girl' meanwhile the narrative within fionna and cake #was more about self-acceptance regardless of a man (keep in mind they were both like 13 at the time) #that's VERY gendered and it's the kind of thing that the writers clearly realized they were doing wrong #given how they recontextualized the gender stuff into something way more productive starting in the flame princess arc #and I get that they were all in ice king's imagination but let's be real that's not why those episodes aired #so the in-universe logic for why fionna was treated so differently than finn don't really make sense #anyway this is basically the same thing I was saying when they initially announced distant lands #and I still think they never should have released distant lands (even though I do love some of the stories told) #there's just no ending they could ever give the show that's better than the initial ending #and even if it was possible to give them a satisfying new ending they're NOT going to reach it by dwelling in nostalgia #because that's completely antithetical to what makes an ending good #at least antithetical to what made adventure time's ending good

[nitratekisses]

warrior nun fans trying to get amazon prime to pick it up they haven't even renewed a league of their own yet we're in the trenches Alright back off

#JOKES but they need to announce something about it or i'll go insane #if they're gonna renew something it has to be the one with the butches

[andthebeanstalk]

It's important to play a "LEVEL UP!" sound effect in your head whenever you get better at a skill because the world is flawed and so this does not happen automatically.

Often, in this life, we must provide our own sound effects.

#original #life advice #you can read this as a metaphor but i literally do mean that today i learned a lot about drawing backgrounds and upon surveying my work #i took a moment to imagine - as vividly as i could - a garbled video game announcer voice going LEVEL UP #it's garbled because sound files on classic video games were compressed as fuck and i am imagining like... a ps1 era game. #the kind where it holds up really well to this day and in all of the continuing sequels they #still use a lot of the same sound effects because they're so recognizable and iconic. I can picture the graphics and everything. #what does yours sound like or look like? #it isn't actually important that you do this specific thing but it is good to recognize when you're getting better at something #my favorite thing about learning to draw is when I can focus on a really good tutorial and #improve a skill so quickly that it really feels like I filled out a skill tree with my XP #it isn't always an immediate improvement but i am so low level in background illustration that i still level up with just a little XP #whereas if I want to get better at drawing expressions I don't think there is a single tutorial that will cause me to level up on its own. #just because this is the thing I've always focused on for most of my life and so a lot of the tutorials don't have new information for me #so that skill is at a point where it's just gonna improve slowly as i practice and pick up tips over time. #but I know so little about drawing shops or castles that literally one page of information is increasing my knowledge by 20% at least #Pro tip: the Etherington Brothers tutorials are so good and I was able to find several hundred for free on their website #so good #etherington brothers #how to think when you draw

[jimimn]

Wait so I’m confused, what was the big announcement everyone was talking about / that we were waiting for???

i dont know exactly but i have a vague idea that it was gonna be about enlistment i think? but it didn't sound logical to me because i didn't think they'd announce something like that in a concert. ofcourse it's gonna come up in the future but i really didn't think they'd do that in the concert and i was right lol 😭

#but it could be something else too I'm not sure bc i just saw a few people say things about this on twt before the concert rip #that they're gonna announce that 🤡 #anonymous #replied

[widevibratobitch]

Polish Witcher fans are just evil fucking people and i hate them so much <3

#this is very random but #yeah. brought to you by: i am stupid and i looked at the comments in a polish wither group under the new cast announcement post #despite knowing full well that im gonna see horrible disgusting far-right cishet boys being absolutely cruel racist fatphobic etc #whether you do or dont like the netflix series is absolutely irrelevant. this is just like. basic human decency. #they're not even shitting on the show anymore. they're insulting and degrading an actress because she's black and fat #because sapkowski described the character (yes there is blatant sexualisation of women in the og witcher books) #as having a figure more beautiful than Yennefer's #and that the statues of nymphs and goddesses would be eaten by jealousy if they saw her naked #(again. sapkowski's words not mine. old creep) #and guess what. the actress they hired is fat. note how sapkowski never once used a word 'thin' or 'skinny'. just 'beautiful'. #there is pure hell in the comments under that post. #pictures of pigs. 'disgusting fat hog' 'those statues would either laugh or throw up if they saw her naked' etc. #people arent even mad about her being black because they're so preoccupied with her not being skinny #i just dont get it. i genuinely dont understand why would anyone be so cruel. what do they get out of this? #like i dont usually wish bad things on people. but this is the exception. i genuinely fucking hope something horrible happens #to every single one of these people <333 not only them. from the bottom of my heart i wish bad things on people who are so disgustingly #racist fatphobic homophobic mysoginistic who are just cruel and take pleasure in other people's pain #having said that. the witcher community here on tumblr is amazing. generally people here are great. not only in this fandom. #and then i come out into the real word and i am forcefully reminded that poeple in general (especially here in this fucking country. #piles upon piles of young edgy boys obssesed with their beloved fascist political party. treating women as objects. insulting everyone #who is different. i am so sick of this. hate upon hate upon hate. like i really genuinely dont understand it. i just dont. #maybe im fucking stupid and naive but i dont want to believe that the majority of people. of men. is bad. #but then i see comments like these and i am just. speechless. i am honestly stunned with how horrible these people are. #anyway. its 3 am and im having a little breakdown over people on the internet being mean lol but i am an oversensitive little bitch so #whatever

[soy-sauce-and-mothra]

Hey! Are there blacksmiths in your story? I'm a hobbyist blacksmith and I'm here to help!

Blacksmithing is one of those things that a lot of people get wrong because they don't realize it stuck around past the advent of the assembly line. Here's a list of some common misconceptions I see and what to do instead!

Not all blacksmiths are gigantic terrifying muscly guys with beards and deep voices. I am 5'8, skinny as a twig, have the muscle mass of wet bread, and exist on Tumblr. Anybody who is strong enough to pick up a hammer and understands fire safety can be a blacksmith.

You can make more than just swords with blacksmithing. Though swords are undeniably practical, they're not the only things that can be made. I've made candle holders, wall hooks, kebab skewers, fire pokers, and more. Look up things other people have made, it's really amazing what can be done.

"Red-hot" is actually not that hot by blacksmith terms. when heated up, the metal goes from black, to red, to orange, to yellow, to white. (for temperature reference, I got a second degree burn from picking up a piece of metal on black heat) The ideal color to work with the metal is yellow. White is not ideal at all, because the metal starts sparking and gets all weird and lumpy when it cools. (At no point in this process does the metal get even close to melting. It gets soft enough to work with, but I have never once seen metal become a liquid.)

Blacksmithing takes fucking forever. Not even taking into account starting the forge, selecting and preparing metal, etc. etc. it takes me around an hour to make one (1) fancy skewer. The metals blacksmiths work with heat up and cool down incredibly fast. When the forge is going good, it only takes like 20 seconds to get your metal hot enough to work with, but it takes about the same time for it to cool down, sometimes even less.

As long as you are careful, it is actually stupidly easy to not get hurt while blacksmithing. When I picked up this hobby I was like "okay, cool! I'm gonna make stuff, and I'm gonna end up in the hospital at some point!" Thus far, the latter has yet to occur. I've been doing this for nearly a year. I have earned myself a new scar from the aforementioned second degree burn, and one singe mark on my jeans. I don't even wear gloves half the time. Literally just eye protection, common sense, and fast reflexes and you'll probably be fine. (Accidents still happen of course, but I have found adequate safety weirdly easy to achieve with this hobby)

A forge is not a fire. The forge is the thing blacksmiths put their metal in to heat it up. It starts as a small fire, usually with newspaper or something else that's relatively small and burns easily, which we then put in the forge itself, which is sort of a fireplace-esque thing (there's a lot of different types of forge, look into it and try to figure out what sort of forge would make the most sense for the context you're writing about) and we cover it with coal, which then catches fire and heats up. The forge gets really hot, and sometimes really bright. Sometimes when I stare at the forge for too long it's like staring into the sun. The forge is also not a waterfall of lava, Steven Universe. It doesn't work like that, Steven Universe.

Welding and blacksmithing are not the same thing. They often go hand-in-hand, but you cannot connected two pieces of metal with traditional blacksmithing alone. There is something called forge welding, where you heat your metal, sprinkle borax (or the in-universe equivalent) on it to prevent the metal from oxidizing/being non-weldable, and hammer the pieces together very quickly. Forge welding also sends sparks flying everywhere, and if you're working in a small space with other blacksmiths, you usually want to announce that you're welding before you do, so that everyone in a five-foot radius can get out of that five-foot radius. You also cannot just stuck some random pebbles into the forge and get a decent piece of metal that you can actually make something with, Steven Universe. It doesn't work like that, Steven Universe.

Anvils are really fucking heavy. Nothing else to add here.

Making jewelry is not a blacksmithing thing unless you want jewelry made of steel. And it will be very ugly if you try. Blacksmithing wasn't invented to make small things.

If there's anything here I didn't mention, just ask and I'll do my best to answer.

#yes some of this was directed at steven universe #the only thing su got right was bismuth crying when her anvil broke #cus those things are goddamn expensive and hard to transport #blacksmith #blacksmithing #writing #writing prompts #writing advice #writeblr #writer #writer problems #writerblr #writerscommunity #writers on tumblr #writers and poets #writers

[wikagirl]

so um...apparently w.i.t.c.h is getting a reboot in the form of a visual novel and I've seen a couple videos of people dunking on the artstyle a lot

and I literally do no see the issue like shit shit's cute as fuck what do you mean this looks bad/bland?????

also I'll 100% get myself into some hot water with this opionion, but I've always been a hater for their original magic form outfits, like the colours never really vibed for me and the blocky striped leggings that all of them had didn't help at all

so this is a total upgrade in my book especially considering that they'll probably get a power upgrade later down the line that'll make them look fancier. For a base/first form this is totally fine and I LOVE that they swapped the stripes for these swirly flowy patterns and that the outfits better represent their personalities/ interests where as the originals pre-powerup always kinda looked like an unstructured mess to me with too much going on at once while at the same time being bland as fuck somehow

#not gonna fandom tag it because I like being alive #like honestly it bothers me how every time they announce a reboot of something people are only interested in ripping it to shreds right awa #especially people who were fans of the original #like babes this isn't even out in english yet maybe have a sit and wait until you can actually read it before you dunk on it #I saw this a lot in the n/nja turtles fandom when rise came out #with a lot of 2012 fans dunking on rise simply for it's artstyle and flat out refusing to watch it simply because it wasn't the same as 201 #and then go online to trashtalk something they haven't even seen like they're experts on the plot #if the artstyle of every reboot were the exact same as the first version people would also throw hissyfits #for “trying too hard to be like the original” and for them not being able to come up with something new #also I wanna make it clear that this is PURELY about the artstyle in the case of w/tch because so far the visual novel is #only out in 3 languages. those being italian. french and polish and In read/speak none of those #I grew up with the original (both comics and show) and we allready know that there are some changes universe wise #so I'll wait til it'S out in eng or ger and give it a read then #but so far the artstyle is nice and I don't really see why people are complaining other than nostaliga not being met

[iwantyoursexmp3]

also waking up realising I posted an excerpt that I didn’t really want to post in hindsight but it’s okay bc this sites algorithm is so fucking bad barely anyone saw it 👍

#algorithm flopped successfully #but also in general god I hate posting stuff on here sometimes now bc of the algorithm #LIKE!! most of the stuff I post with excerpts is not even the type of stuff I want to put a taglist on #bc they’re such quick and causal posts and a tag list doesn’t feel quick and casual #i dont like using taglists im fine when other ppl tag me in things tag me in anything but i feel awkward #'announcing' myself that i have content especially on posts where im just having fun liveblogging a writing session #those posts arent content they're just me having fun!! so i feel weird taglisting them!! #but it feels like the only way to get ppl who want to see things to see them #this is why I’m not doing my writing updates on here #like yeah idc about notes but I don’t want to spend hours on something that means smth to me and then have it fed to an algorithm #like I barely have the energy to read other peoples stuff rn im not gonna spend energy on something only for the algorithm to be like no x #it just sucks the fun out of it being hyperaware of the Algorithm and the For You Page #it’s like idec how many ppl see something but I know the people who would want to see it aren’t being shown it the way they used to be #like yeah that post I made abt just scrolling through ppls blogs I want to do that but I don’t have the energy #I shouldn’t have to bc it should be on my feed!! I don’t follow a lot of ppl!! #I’m probably due a following purge bc I get like the same five blogs I follow on my following feed all the time #and like I don’t mean this necessarily negatively but its like i barely even recognise the blogs LOL?? #like the blogs in my following arent the ones i interact with the most?? those are in my fyp?? #which is also a mess of content that i am not interested in at all??

[gender-euphowrya]

the way this is phrased is uh

#it's something like they're gonna build a giant database of cells to help medical research or sthg like that #but for a second i read it as like. ''humans are a parasite on this earth and mark zuckerberg announces plan to end humanity'' gkfjfjd

[burymeinblack2022]

Currently fighting with someone in the pmore SA/LatAm tour post comment section bc apparently the UK is all of Europe and ppl from Europe don't get to ask to have a good time bc bri'ish people only think abt themselves and as long as they get what *they* want that's all that matters I guess 💁🏼‍♀️ woe is me 🙄🙄

#Like lmao first I was like 'maybe ur just confused' and gave them the benefit of the doubt and shit #Bc I commented where are the eu dates and they said 'oh scroll back they already did' even tho I KNEW that was bs #Bc they had only announced UK so I said sure it's a part of Europe but there are more countries #If that's eu then I guess I live in Narnia and they literally just went "well I got tickets no prob #If u lived where I do u wouldn't have any problems with that' like NO FUCKING SHIT guess u don't get to have a good time then? #Oh my God what an asshole I am for asking to see one of my fav bands my poor little European peasant self 🙄🙄 GAG #It was just sooooo condescending now I'm seeing red you tried it bitch #That's not the exact wording of what they said but it lowkey got me abt to ask someone to hold my purse bc I'm gonna act out #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #You can take your atitude and shove it up your ass while you're at it... Fucking British people... #I literally dk if they're British but I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume bc the whole thing was abt the UK #Yes it was on the SA leg post bc that's what's abt to start lol #Either way if they're not I don't rly care bc the way they said it just sounded like they get shit without having to ask... So UK #Bc they always get shows for everything but ik it's not the same for LatAm #*I don't get get not u it's 3am give me a break bro (in the 3rd tag)

[tsurangaconundrum]

panem dash simulator

peeniss4everlark Follow

NOOOOOOOOOO

officialsenecacrane Follow

me when i lie

districtfun Follow

i heard from my uncle who works at hunger games that they're only pulling from everlark shippers when they do the quarter quell

gurlonfire

thats funny because when i was fucking your uncle last night he told me they're only pulling from bitchy district one stans

catohead69 Follow

we poppin the biggest bottles when cato wins

catohead69 Follow

theeclove Follow

okay but is anyone else pissed how the district 11 guy literally did favoritism for late districts or what

rues-song

the careers literally did an alliance r u fucking kidding me i hope u get reaped

theeclove

clearly SOMEBODY doesnt understand the strategy of the games

career-sweep Follow

PLEASE tag your hunger games spoilers. this is literally common sense the games have been going on for 74 years you should know better by now

#hunger games spoilers #SOOO pissed rn theres never been a live announcement and now i found out from fucking everlarks

maytheodds Follow

Yes I'm a 30 yr old hunger games watcher. I've been watching kids die since you were in diapers. You have NO idea the tragedies I've endured. Hunger games is escapism for many of us when I come home from a long day of logging the last thing I need is for some 13 yr old tribute dying in a high stakes competition that we ALL knew was high stakes starting a riot and destroying all the nations grain

corholeanussnow

lmao. get a load of this guy

girlalcoholic Follow

haymitch stans rise tf up

#yes girl get that salve #i would fuck that old man

cinnagirl3000 Follow

i wld nvr survive in thg fr baby im killing myself

#thnk goddddd im cap 😁 #i woulda stepped tf off that platform cinna its been an honor

caeserflickerwoman Follow

does anyone else think it was fucked that peeta invaded ceasar's space when he CLEARLY wasn't comfortable with being SNIFFED by a STRANGER

softgreenpillow

fuck you this is clearly so fucking capitol-centric no one in the capitol would ever be comfortable with any districtperson doing ANYTHING these days. it is capitol-boot-licking scum like you that holds the movement back. get BLOCKED idiot

butchjohanna Follow

Just something I've noticed I think we as a fandom have gotten WAY too comfortable using the phrase "get reaped" as an insult, when it's a very serious reality that many children live with and should not be taken this lightly. Some people online have had to put their names in more for necessities like bread or water and the absolute terror that grips a person waiting for their name to be called doesn't leave you even in adulthood. Please think before you speak

#many of you are not acting in a way that johanna would be proud of. get it together #reaping mention

starcrossedluvrs Follow

#thank you team

[trashno0dle]

so there's a lot of speculation whether or not they're gonna have mike be michael or not in the fnaf movie. and so far even i thought it was pretty unlikely considering the little things we've been shown. but now that the full trailers been revealed there's something that caught my eye. and maybe i'm puling a matpat here and over analyzing one little frame but. just hear me out alright. so in the little snippet we see of a phone call between mike and william, it's pretty normal and well, there's nothing to show that they know each other. clearly mike doesn't know who he's talking to, he just wants a job.

and honestly for me i was losing hope that they were gonna have mike be revealed to be michael. since initially i thought this was just them confirming that he's not since, surely if he was michael then he'd recognize his fathers voice? but. that might not be the case.

my theory/speculation for the route they're going (again, emphasis on the theory i'm not saying this is 100% canon) is that it's heavily implied there's going to be SOME kind of flashback with mike as a young teenager, since a boy was cast and listed as "young mike" too. and this information about his character given back when casting for the roles were announced.

"riddled with guilt over a tragedy in his past" which only further strengthens the possibility of a flashback to the bite of 83 where michael pranked his brother and inadvertently caused his death. it's the aftermath of this event with determines how this theory could work. either, william and his wife divorced shortly after, and his wife got custody of mike - they married into another family, the schmidt's. this could lead to abby either being his step-sister or his half-sister.

OR. mike was taken away from william either because of the bite or because the police were heavily suspicious that william was responsible for the missing children. he was put into the system and adopted by - again - the schmidt's. and the reason he doesn't remember anything is because the trauma and the guilt from the bite of 83 and the death of his little brother caused him to heavily repress those memories and in turn, a lot of others (william) without realizing.

so mike doesn't recognize william's voice here. but william?

this is the frame that caught me here. his expression, the subtle smile on his face. the gears are turning in his head, something clicked.

what if william was keeping tabs on mike this whole time? and he carefully plotted to ensure he got the job at freddy's. for reasons unknown. maybe he just wanted to mess with him, make him remember everything he repressed from his childhood - he's trying to get him to remember by bringing him back to the place where it all started. he remembers his son, but mike doesn't remember his father.

BUT that's just me i'm a little insane. anyway i needed to make this post and write down my thoughts or i'd explode.

#i think theyre making us think mike isnt michael #theyre misleading us on purpose #so that when it is revealed. it hits a little harder #thats just me anyway #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #william afton #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf theory #sorry guys idk what happened here i think i got possessed by matpat #pre fnaf movie #pre fnaf movie theory

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Very funny Staged-like opening of BAFTAs 2024 with David and Michael! :D ❤

David: Can you hear me? Michael, how is it going.

Michael: Yeah, I don't have time for pleasantries, David. Some of us are big in America. In fact, I have a zoom with LA in ten minutes.

David: It's 04:00 a.m. in LA.

Michael: Well, that was the only time I could fit them in, so they're getting up early. Anyway, look, I just wanted to confirm, I'm going to drop the new dog off on Sunday morning. We've called him Bark Ruffalo. It's cute isn’t it?

David: That is actually quite good. But listen, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. I'm afraid I can’t dog sit on Sunday.

Georgia: Oh, hi, Michael.

Michael: Yeah, hi, Georgia. Look, I don't want any of your excuses, David, you promised. I can't leave him with a neighbour because he peed in her kitchen.

Georgia: Right. Whereas we are desperate for him to come and pee in our kitchen.

David: I know that I did promise to dog sit on Sunday but since I promised, something else has come up and I-

Michael: Well, that sounds like a you problem.

David: Hi, Stan how are things?

Stanley Tucci: Hi, David. How are you?

David: Okay, listen, I need a favour. Michael Sheen has asked me to look after his dog on Sunday, but I agreed to host the BAFTA Film Awards on the same day. I was wondering if you could look after his dog for me?

Stanley Tucci: I would love to do that for you, David.

David: Oh, Stan, you're a lifesaver. Thank you so much.

Stanley Tucci: Is there anything else I can do for you?

David: No, looking after the dog is... I mean, that's obviously amazing.

Stanley Tucci: I could wash your car or something or the windows in your home.

David: You're not really gonna look after the dog, are you?

Stanley Tucci: And the BAFTA for Catching On Very Quickly goes to...

David: Himesh! Oh, Himesh, I think your computer is frozen. Oh, no it’s not frozen because I just saw someone.

Himesh Patel: Look, I know you're just calling because you want something from me.

David: Yeah. What are you doing on Sunday? Oh for crying out loud. Tom Hiddleston!

Tom Hiddleston: Hey, David. What's the pitch?

David: Pitch is dog sitting for Michael Sheen.

Tom Hiddleston: Wow. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. I'm guessing that we're going for, like, funny.

David: Could be funny, it’s a cute dog.

Tom Hiddleston: Yeah, I suppose the dog sitter initially could present as benign, and then he and the dog get up to all kinds of hijinx and ultimately disrupt stuffy old Michael Sheen's boring life. But for the better.

David: Listen did your agent tell you that I wanted to talk to you about a film?

Tom Hiddleston: Well yeah, obviously, unless you're actually, you know, calling me to ask me to dogsit for Michael Sheen.

David: No. Oh. Dame Judi. Long time no see.

Judi Dench: I thought you were going to be that beautiful Michael Sheen. What do you want?

David: Well, I wonder if you'd be up for a bit of dog sitting. I promised to look after Bark Ruffalo for Michael on Sunday, but I'm double booked.

Judi Dench: David. Bark Ruffalo. He pees everywhere. And anyway, I shall be watching a BAFTA Film Awards with a big glass of champagne. What's with the kilt?

David: Wait and see.

Judi Dench: Ooh.

David: Hi, David Tennant signing in. There's a courier here with something for production.

announcement: David Tennant to stage. David Tennant to stage.

David: Hi. Hello. Hi, everyone. Hi. Hi. Hi there.Sorry. I've got-Are you good with dogs? Yeah, and not on your dress. I'm sorry. Thank you. Hi. Hi. Sorry. Hello. Hello. Hi. This is fine. This is fine. This is. Michael? Michael?! What? What is this?

Michael: What are you doing there?

David: I'm hosting the show.

Michael: What?!

David: This is why you wanted me to dog sit, so you could sit there?

Michael: Yeah.

David: You going to have to take the dog.

Michael: What? What if I have to go up on the stage to be given an award? Yeah. All right. Give me.

David: Yeah. Come on. Get that one. You take that. And this weird thing.

Michael: Was this Scottish man mean to you? All right, come on to me. Oh, darling, hello, hello.

David: Never work with animals or Michael Sheen. Not a great start. Not a great start. Don't worry, though, tonight is going to go smoother than Ken's chest. For one thing, he's not a dog anyway. He is actually being played by Andy Serkis. Look at that. What a performance. Andy.

#david tennant #michael sheen #staged #david and michael #funny #videos #transcripts #bafta 2024 #awwwww #stanley tucci #himesh patel #tom hiddleston #judi dench #Youtube