Posting this on Tumblr, because I couldn't find it anywhere here. By far, one of my favorite jokes in a movie (Top Secret 1984). Not because it's particularly hilarious, but because I relate to it so much and think of it often.
okay this started as a joke with my friend where we were saying Doc Holliday would main as Daisy in Mario Kart cause he's always saying "you're a daisy if you do" in Tombstone and it somehow evolved into me making a series of
"What Mario Kart characters Val Kilmer characters would main as"
and I had to commit to the bit so here, have these.
i deeply dislike top secret because there is way too much piss for me but god is it such a gay episode. house makes what i think is a joke about wilson having a nice dick??? (he says he's sad he's just missed seeing wilson at the urinals, and then says, of chase and foreman, something like "these guys know what i'm talking about). he's really curious about the marine who is weirdly familiar to him has been dating. "house'd do wilson before you do chase" to the person who is, in fact, doing chase. i know what you are gregory house