inspired by that fic by @massharp1971 where Atlantis gets pissed at John for being a dick to Rodney after Trinity
AITA for throwing my favorite human into the ocean having a slight transporter malfunction?
One of my (several million years, NB) humans (M37) recently blew up 5/6 of a solar system. My favorite human (M35) is pissed at him. I wasn't there and they haven't written their reports yet, so I don't know exactly what went down, but Favorite is being an ass to the other one. I know for a fact that he is no angel himself. Also, I like the solar system blowing up one, he takes care of me and fixes stuff when it breaks down.
So when Favorite was done being mean and touched the transporter panel without looking (because he wanted to be oh so suave and cool), I sent him exactly where he touched the display — 10.8 meters off of the South East pier. He splashed down into the ocean and eventually got rescued, and I think he learned his lesson. People are saying I'm the asshole because I had to override six security protocols and two subroutines to get the transporter to malfunction, and the waves were high and there were shark-like things, but eh. Sometimes you gotta yeet people into the water to get your point across.
Some self-indulgent doodles, please don’t mind this
Since Faith chapter 1 is set in September 21 1987 (a week before the pilot episode of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” aired) and John was born in 1953, then it is within the realm of possibilities that John saw Star Trek when it first aired
just had the somewhat 🤔 realization that my favorite ship dynamic is without question two traumatized people who are 8000% ready and willing to kill and/or die for each other
okay I love the unholy trinity friendship. i really do. they are so precious to me. BUT... I was rewatching ep 2x22 "New York" and Quinn is legit having an emotional breakdown in the hotel room over the last two hellish years of her life, and Santana's like, "dw girl I know exactly what will fix you: ✨ new haircut ✨!!" LMAO??
then ofc S3 premieres and it turns out that the haircut did not, in fact, fix all her problems aksfhjsd
I had a dream where there’s a FAITH live action Netflix series produced and going to be released on 2025 and it has Hamish Linklater as John Ward and Samantha Sloyan as Amy Martin, then I woke up