#WHO DIS BITCH?!

[sunflowergraves]

#the memes are spicy today #synopsis of TSATS #solangelo #tsats #will solace #nico di angelo #pjo #the sun and the star #im literally craving more solangelo content and its only been 3 months since the book released #AND GUESS WHO WON BITCHES #whoever reblogged with that tag i love it

[inkblotdemon]

quick q is it normal to see ur conscience wearing little lab coats and bickering with each other asking for a friend

#my art #it's BEEN A WHILE #house md #hatecrimes md #greg house #lawrence kutner #amber volakis #fanart #op #drawing tiny kutner and amber was so fun tbh they're adorable #they (your employees who died tragically and are mirrors of certain aspects of yourself) can be your angle or yuor devil #cutthroat bitch #hugh laurie #kal penn #anne dudek

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s? #big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter?????? #is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad. #if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then????? #and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

[jesterbabey]

#ted spankoffski #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #nightmare time #he’s so cringefail #gets no bitches dies in every timeline #jester's originals

[lazycranberrydoodles]

COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN

#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started #tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but #from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character #which i totally understand. #BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE #HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS #also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here) #hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend #they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame. #gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!! #hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time #he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples #and is also a self conscious loser <3 #his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10 #he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market #also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes #HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO #he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras #this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant #tgcf #art #poll #hua cheng #lmao #my art #tian guan ci fu #hualian #xie lian #hob #heaven official's blessing

[liberty-barnes]

me looking at everyone hating on tsats like yikes

sorry you couldn't see that this book was literally about nico learning to accept that his trauma is part of him but doesn't control him and he can live alongside it without shoving it down or letting it take the lead

sorry you didn't realise that the underworld was literally killing will and just overall being a physical manifestation of everything he was taught to fear, hate, and fight against but he still managed to do a complete 180 and accept his own darkness as well as nico's because he wants to be better

sorry you didn't realise how the mere fact that this book, part of an extremely popular franchise read by children everywhere, will help literally thousands of kids accept themselves and their identity by constantly showing us non cishet people and couples and talking about the struggles of being queer but showing that it's very much possible to achieve happiness

sorry you can't see how amazing this book is

couldn't be me

#libby rants #tsats #the sun and the star #tsats spoilers #nico di angelo #will solace #rick riordan #mark oshiro #lgbtq #literally if you hate on this book #there's the door bitch #do not talk to me do not engage with me just do not #go and seethe over there im just gonna be happy with my peeps who can appreciate this work of art

[chiangyorange]

hey why s2 got the messiest worstest terrible awful fucked up compelling tangled dirty filthy complex nasty ass family drama ever. mianite was killed by his father using his mother's sword. how fucked up is that. hey do you know how fucked up that is. hey. hey wake up h

#mianite #mianitefa #mianite the character #ianite #dianite #mcyt #my art #i hate extrapollating compelling narratives of a chara bc every one of these clown dont realize how good of a story it actually is. #also s2 ianite was a bitchass coward but yall arent ready for that conversation yet #and before you even START i do not hate her she kept running away from her problems and when she DIED she did the same fucking thing oh my #HEY WHEN THE MOST HONEST GOD OF S2 IS THE GOD OF CHAOS? HEY? HEY WHAT? FUCKING. HUH? THE ONE WHO INVENTED ECONOMY? THAT BITCH? #full believer that alyssa countrybat would NOT fuck w/ s2 ia for obvious reasons but WILL fuck w/ s1 ianite bc at least s1 would tell her #she burnt down her fucking home village. #WHAT DO YOU MEAN S2 IANITE TAUGHT ALYSSA HOW TO SHOOT A BOW AND GENERAL KICKASSERY #i OBJECTIVELY refuse.

[benoitblanc]

shoutout to the tenth doctor spending his final five episodes in the throes of a grief-induced god complex rampage, gotta be one of my favorite genders

#this is how that meme works yes? #anyway the time lord victorious is very important to me. every other regeneration is this quiet accepting almost joyful thing #meanwhile ten effectively kills donna tries to become god and then immediately dies like the messy bitch he is #arwen.text #doctor who #tenth doctor

[scarycranegame]

you know kosa is a horrible fucking idea when even the kids it's claiming to protect are rallying against it

#not fandom #let's get serious #kosa #kosa bill #kids online safety act #stop kosa #i hope whoever came up with the IDEA of kosa dies and goes to hell #i fucking hate the us government so much. how did we get to this point #''uuu think of the children'' BITCH THE KIDS ARE AGAINST IT TOO!!!! #i guarantee you that kosa has NOTHING to do with protecting kids online. all it has to do with is suppressing resources for minority groups #ESPECIALLY queer resources (specifically resources for queer youth) #if nothing else. please sign as many petitions as you can to stop this shit from happening #for the sake of literally everyone who uses the internet #scary crane rambles

[theysangastheyslew]

“Levi look!

They’re still here!”

.

.

.

.

“…yeah.

They are.”

#levi ackerman #hange zoe #levihan #levi x hange #aot #snk #snk fanart #shingeki no kyoujin #srry for the lack of comics i know thats what most of yall are here for #art block is a bitch :') but between trying out different styles and working on collabs imma make it MY bitch #wasnt planning this to be part of my #132 who? #series but idk it couldve turned out worse #cw: scars #cw: burns #i maed dis #titan footprints make great tide pools i dont make the rules XD

[fullcolorfright]

The Airship "Norge's" Flight Over the Arctic Ocean (1926)

#polar exploration #roald amundsen #lincoln ellsworth #norge expedition #my screencaps #1920s films #polar #this was good quality & airships are incredible but I mostly enjoyed this to find out that the pilot who Amundsen spends 100 pages of #his own autobiography bitching about #(who Amundsen later died over the Arctic trying to rescue when he crashed his next airship) #was a really weaselly-looking fellow #goddamn it I wrote the year wrong and this got notes. sorry amundsen

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Au in which

Miriel comes out of the halls almost the minute finwe dies, and makes a beeline for her son, only to arrive just after the feanorians have taken the ships to ME,

But Miriel promptly goes “fuck that bullshit” and highjacks another boat (all while the nolofinweons are watching in fascinated shock and horror) and books it across the ocean

And makes it just in time to prevent Feanor from becoming flame broiled bbq curtesy of the balrogs AND shows off just how badass she is.

That’s one hell of a way to reunite with her son, let me tell you.

#Miriel is the one who shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks (a sword) and saves everyone’s ass #Miriel is the cool parent #miriel coming across finwe in the halls: bye bitch #miriel is feral #give miriel a personality 2023 #feanor #feanor has no idea how to process this #his (thought to be dead) mom shows up right after his father died and saves his ass #mama miriel #miriel #miriel therinde #feanorians #noldo #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr elves #silmarillion #house of edireth #tolkien

[britcision]

So.

Watched The Giggle.

Guys.

Guys.

About 10-15 years ago I went on an Old Who binge. Like, raided Daily Motion, downloaded the full episodes list from Hartnell to Baker and then every episode with the Master or the Rani

And went for every “lost episode”, a bunch of which are on Audible

And

You know who my favourite was?

My most favourite Old Who thing that I went on a jillion tweet rant about how they should bring back immediately?

The fucking Toymaker

I LOVED him

Favourite guy

And you know the other thing? That… complicates the memory?

I don’t visualise. At all, ever, so I also don’t really remember things in visual aspects, so not being able to visualise what those episodes looked like? Meant nothing to me

That’s normal

I spent the whole damn episode with just the very most nostalgia and delight and also yes, the feeling of “this is so very familiar but I don’t know what it should look like”

Like… I knew it was black and white cuz it was Hartnell

But I couldn’t remember a single visual aspect of those episodes, but it still felt so… perfect. So right

Guys

Guys

There fucking ISN’T video of the first three fucking episodes in that arc. There just isn’t. It’s gone. We have the audio and some stills and some saint has made a kinda audiobook version and then shackled themselves to Audible for some ungodly reason and given us the arc that way

I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER VIDEO FOR EPISODES I KNEW I LOVED BUT HAD ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN BUT I COULD NOT TELL BECAUSE I AM GODDAMN APHANTASMIC AND CAN’T VISUALISE THE EPISODE I JUST WATCHED

this is all the Toymaker’s fault and Neil Patrick Harris was so fucking perfect and I loved that he came in to do a musical number and then left for no fucking reason

He gave me life and also epic catch was Fine I Guess but someone needs to challenge the Toymaker to a ttrpg, particularly one like DnD or Pathfinder that does not have a win condition because I feel like that would upset him so much but also he wouldn’t notice for like 8 years

#dw spoilers #doctor who spoilers #the giggle #it was the full magic of childhood man #like a christmas special has never given me such pure nostalgic joy #the toymaker was just… iconic #fucking ILLEGAL they never brought him back before now #the salt thing was ridiculous fuck that nonsense just gimme that trickster bitch i’ll fold him into a paper airplane #the toymaker #the celestial toymaker #he was q before there was q #the light in my life the star in my sky #give me one (1) silly bitch with a penchant for deadly games #fucking daily motion lost all the good who too #and my fucking download app died #i lost all of it

[nedlittle]

sometimes you hear the bullet scrambled me like an egg

#mash #the bulk of my mashposting is happening over on the other blue hellsite #if you want to keep up with such astute thoughts as 'these bitches would have loved dnd' #and 'merry christmas to klinger trying to kill frank with a grenade' #anyway love lost. ***I*** lost. i had to pause my tv and stare blankly at the screen at least twice #i think straight people in the 70s were watching a very different show than the one i am watching as a dyke in 2023 #like what was the reason for tommy to be hawkeye's childhood friend who he basically dies in his arms #what was the reason for his line where he said hawkeye used to be a sissy as a kid (i mean. we know but) #what was the reason for him to crossdress to try and avoid the draft and also admit to being a communist #WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR HIM TO IMMEDIATELY KISS HENRY

[mediumgayitalian]

i’m so very invested in ur naomi fic; it’s both kinda tragic but also very heartwarming to read abt her struggle to hold everything together but have so much determination to make everything work out, and i’m rooting for her so hard (even though i know she’ll be ok, it’s still that feeling, ya know?) all this to say i love ur version of her very much (and di is a delight tbh)

it IS upsetting….she is scraping the barrel!!!! she is nervous!!! things are only going to get harder!!! and yet. she is GOING to handle it because she has to. because there is no one resilient and stubborn like naomi solace. and of course di is there even if she’s grouchy about it :D

#i’m obsessed w the idea of a girl forced to become a maternal figure by circumstance and scared of it #and a woman forced to become a maternal figure by circumstance and being scared of it #and handling it in very different ways #because the circumstances are very different #di has never had children and never really wanted them but this little brat who does not respect her authority and never stops singing for #one fucking second #well. #she can’t just leave the bitch to sleep in a CAR. #that’s not on her. #anyways di i love you too #and i want y’all to think of what di might be short for #and how that might be a fun on the nose name in a universe w the gods lol #ask #naomi solace

[ninicaise]

damen and laurent ARE codependant but like. they never find out

#captive prince #damen x laurent #everyone else knows bc it's obvious and they ruin the lives of everyone around them constantly bc of this #but they rlly are blissfully unaware <3 either that or they just don't give a shit #thos mfs would commit suicide if thw other died and leave their countries in ruins with civil wars bc of how obsessed they r w each other. #like canonially. #me personally i love an insane couple. completely bonkers toxic bitches. etc #i just think it would be funny if they were acting Like That #and they were both like we are normal. what do you mean. this is how normal couples who aren't all the other has left in this world behave. #We Are Normal #sorry about the three thousand typos in the tags btw