#a bear grylls kinda guy

[swordsmans]

i just really, really love the idea of zoro having no real "survival skills" because he had a much more traditional (if atypical) childhood/youth than most of the crew. bandit heritage aside, he was raised in a tight-knit and relatively peaceful community with (at best) agricultural outskirts. he doesn't leave until he's much older, at which point he becomes a bounty hunter as a way to make money (to pay for food, shelter, etc. presumably in villages, towns, and cities). we know from the non-canon johnny and yosaku backstories that he "hunted" for bounties in cities/towns, at least partially.

meanwhile luffy has been running around the wilderness since he was like seven years old, securing his own food, building fire and shelter, and just generally toughening up/learning how to live in nature. we know he had a pretty extensive knowledge of bugs and how to catch them, so with that + his childhood i don't think it's a stretch to assume he also has an understanding of edible plants and non-monstrous wildlife (even if its not all applicable outside the East Blue). he's survived on his own in the wilderness for years at a time at least twice in canon.

i think it's fun to think of them having... some sort of "zoro is lost in more ways than one" kinda vibe early on in their journey, especially since they're constantly broke pre-timeskip and we know that at least by little garden the crew has started hunting and foraging to supplement their stores. you could absolutely rope the rest of the east blue grew into this, but zoro is still sort of the outlier with his background.

i dunno. maybe i just like the image of luffy trying to teach zoro how to hunt or fish and both of them just having the dumbest time with it. luffy would be really earnest but impatient--and zoro would be stubborn about admitting he doesn't know shit but would still listen and absorb anyway.

luffy having no clue how to start small and work up to new skills, so they end up going after massive wild boars or something as a first or second lesson and zoro just rolls with it because sure, yeah, thats normal. what the hell does he know? (and also hes fucking. zoro. so.)

or luffy teaching zoro to fish normally but also like a bear fishes (standing knee-deep in the water and catching fish with his bare hands) because it looks more fun that way and he cant. and zoro just fucking up soooo bad but getting really competitive anyway, even though luffy is just, like, sitting on a nearby rock yelling (frankly terrible) directions at him or something. zoro catches nothing and luffy tells him he looks stupid getting angry at the river so of course zoro is going to master fucking. bare-handed fishing because the man's got one braincell and its 99% stubborn pride.

he fucking sucks at starting a fire, wouldnt even consider building proper shelter, and in general would not make it 0.2 seconds outside a populated environment without his captain--a guy raised by the jungle and ace, who was basically a wild animal himself.

idk. survival-competent luffy is very near and dear to my heart.

#not really a country/city dynamic because its like... not that. but luffy is basically the east blue les stroud and thats so funny to me #a bear grylls kinda guy #which is to say nothing of their differences in formal education #dunno if ill write another fic about it but its like... the other side of math/bilingual zoro headcanons to me #i think about this more often than i should tbh #zolu #gyro.txt

[leorawright]

REQUESTS OPEN???

Anything with Sniper PLEASE Anything with Sniper-

I'm foaming at the mouth- I NEED more headcanons/one shots for my fictional boyfriend aughhhhhhh

Either something with general hcs or like, fluffy stuff with a romantic s/o PLEASE I NEED THIS AUSTRALIAN SO BADDDD AHHHH 😭

U can pick, but here's some that I thought of (u probably already did them tho lol)

-artist s/o

-genderfluid s/o

-ultra affectionate s/o

-environmentalist s/o (this one I think is neat bc Sniper to me is definitely a nature guy. A Bear Grylls meets Steve Irwin type of guy lol. Hunts just for survival and utilitizes the whole animal, never shoots does/fawns, respects wildlife, stuff like that... ...Actually this may be my fav lol. Someone who's in tune with nature and shit x someone who's fighting for it :3 [me] I'm into researching, making art, writing, and passionately rambling about the topic, and I'd go to protests if I was able to. :D My S/I to ship with him is an environmental scientist outside of the merc work ^^") Ack- that turned into a ramble, oops I'm sry 😅

-bee anon 😅 (I'm so normal I swear lol)

Of course I can my beloved Bee anon!! (Sorry it's kinda short)

Sniper with Environmentalist s/o

When he notices that you're as into nature as he is, you bet he starts taking you on nature dates

Just sitting in the woods and pointing out different bird and plant species is more than enough for him

He'll listen to you ramble with a smile and occasionally chimes in his agreement

He's not a big protest person, but if you go to a protest, he may or may not be in a nearby building ready to take out anyone that might try to hurt you because you're protesting

He's actually pretty good at drawing so sometimes he'll draw a cute bird that he sees while he's out and gives it to you :)

#bee anon #tf2 x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #sniper x reader

[spontaneousspirit]

Hey Bestie!! thank u for the ask!! ^^

@lunadademon14 you don't gotta read it all, but thanks sooooo much for giving me a reason to rant about him!! ^^ I got soooo much serotonin!! Yippee!!

UHM. SO. SNIPER. YEA. SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT HIM. 😳👉👈

Uhhhh, he likes his job as a mercenary, and he actually takes it pretty seriously, unlike his teammates who are ✨️silly lunatics✨️, BUT he's kinda lazy in his spare time and is a huge introvert/hermit. I imagine he spends most of his days off from the battlefield sleeping till noon and just existing (with many thoughts or none at all, with or without a cold can/bottle of cheap beer.)

He's a chill guy, a simple man.

He's a self-proclaimed "bushman", so basically he's into living in the wilderness and into survivalist stuff like Bear Grylls and Steve Irwin. Even tho he's used to living in a camper van in the middle of the Australian Outback (the Bush), once in a while he goes out into some spot of the New Mexican desert (where the TF2 stuff mainly occurs) and camps out when he's feelin homesick or just wants some peace and quiet away from his chaotic teammates.

Uhh, he doesn't really have a favorite food, I feel like he's the type of weirdo to only eat bc he HAS to, like, just to live and get it over with. He doesn't give a fuck what he puts in his body, at long as the chances of it poisoning him are less than half. (this is sooo definitely canon, I'm not even kidding, that's 100% a him thing to do)

He's used to surviving in the wild, so he tended to hunt like, whatever he felt like or came across. He didn't hunt for sport or anything, solely for food, and then used as much of the animal as he could. (Bro keeps crocodile teeth and leather, bird feathers, animal bones, etc). I imagine he made some stuff out of it, like clothes, jewelry/trinkets, maybe sold some, since he can't be hoarding it all. He probably cooked the meat in like, roasts and stews, and so I figure he has a fondness for good stew, but again, he won't typically go out of his way to make them and he's not very picky abt meals.

#tf2 sniper #tf2 headcanons #mutuals #ask #asks #frien!!! #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 hcs

[leggerefiore]

You know how you had a bunch of ghost hunters at Chandelure! Ingo’s place, you mention Galavantula Emmet getting a nature documentary done of him. I could just imagine some Bear Grylls kinda guy trying to document him or try to wrestle Emmet. Meanwhile Darling (s/o) is entering the cave and sees this happen while carrying a bag of groceries wondering what the hell is going on

"I leave you alone for thirty minutes and I come back to this!" you screech seeing the strangely dressed men in your mate's den. One is holding a camera and recording the other one and Emmet. Somehow, the other guy managed to flip the Glavantula hybrid on his back. His four, spindly legs kicked endlessly in an attempt to get back on his feet. At your shout, the two turn their heads to you, holding a bag of groceries.

"It wasn't my fault this time!" Emmet called out, "Help me!" You place the bag down and go to flip him back while shoving the guy out of the way. He seems stunned with the ease at which you handle the giant spider hybrid. Emmet immediately poses to attack, unhappy by the unwelcome guests in his den and the fact that they had overpowered him, but you stood in his way.

"Get out!" you yelled at them, "This is our home! Leave!" They stared at you with big eyes before nodding and mumbling some apologies. Once they're gone, you turn to your mate. "You managed to lose?"

"Shut up!" he hisses with a childish pout, "They caught me off guard!"

#emmet.ima #pokehybrid au

[mihari]

Beach Date, Cafe Date, and Hiking for Teisel because god those are gonna be some fun answers

Hoo boy.

[BEACH DATE] ~ What’s your favorite season to do fun things in? What about your F/O’s?

I'm big on autumn funtimes. Lots of walks through the fallen leaves, baking seasonal desserts, cuddling together on those chilly nights just before Winter hits, stuff like that. Teisel seems like he'd enjoy those well enough, mostly reaping the rewards of aforementioned baking because you know how this man gets around food.

Teisel honestly strikes me as the kind of guy who would really enjoy stuff I imagine would be the most fun in summer. Stargazing, going to festivals, cook-outs, and things like that. I instantly perish in the heat but I persevere for that dorky-ass grin of his.

...And now I'm imagining what he looks like in a yukata 😳

[CAFE DATE] ~ If you and your F/O ran a small business together, what would you sell?

Considering the nature of how the department store he tried to run between Legends 1 and 2 flunked? I can kinda see us running a small hobby shop of some kind. Lots of varying model kits, board games, trading card games, and TTRPG paraphernalia. Just utterly stacked to the brim with dumb nerd shit. Maybe a little in-shop service where you can hire a servbot to DM a tabletop oneshot for you and your friends.

I don't know if it'd do explosively well, but considering he hates making the same mistake twice I think it'd be a nice little source of income.

[HIKING] ~ If you and your F/O were out lost in the wilderness, what would you do? What would happen?

I'll go ahead and assume that we can't contact the Gesellschaft for whatever reason.

I have some middling survival skills. I'm absolutely not Bear Grylls or some shit like that, but I know some of the basics like fire starting and making a lean-to. Unfortunately I'm also very anemic! So strenuous physical labor tires me out easily!

Combine that with Teisel having random bits of knowledge that he probably learned somewhere but never actually put into practice, we'd probably survive until Bon and Tron could come bail us out. But we probably wouldn't be thriving.

First order of business would probably be to make shelter, and then do our best to make a signal fire without setting the whole damn wilderness ablaze. I'd also imagine Teisel would want to try and find civilization or at least someone who can help. Cue me grabbing him by the ponytail because I've been lost in the woods before and everyone tells you to stay put for a reason.

#What's in the box? #Bones & Clovers #virus-selfship #''I don't have the energy to finish my current comfort fic'' #She says as she proceeds to write at least four short paragraphs about the exact character from that comfort fic for an ask game. #I put waaaay too much fucking thought into that hiking ask. It triggered my deep love of (actually good) survival craft games.

[monstersmutpeddler]

Star Crossed: A Sci-Fi Alien Romance (Forbidden Mates Book 1)

By: Heather Guerre

Monster Scale

Level 02: Mostly Human But Minor Differences

Muscle man with slivery skin and white hair/beard. Golden, slit eyes. Saliva/cum acts as an aphrodisiac.  

My Overall Rating For The Book

“Not A Fan Personally, But Some Scenes Are Cool and I Know Other People Might Like It”

World building for this was really cool, but the plot kinda went everywhere. I’m going to keep reading the books because I’m interested to see what this world offers and I really like Heather’s books. 

Overly Simplified Summary

Lyra and her team gets abducted by a group of unknown aliens, and when she escapes, she runs into another member of the same species as her captures who is trying to stop his species from kidnapping women. So they team up!

Now they are trying to NOT fall in love.  

Keep reading for ‘This Book Has Everything’ and possible Trigger Warnings.

This Book Series Has Everything

[x] Touch them and I’ll kill you vibes

[x] Love interest that you want to smack across the face at some point

[x] Main character that you want to smack for making some DUMBASS decisions

[x] Big buff love interest 

[x] Smut first plot second

[x] Love interest goes on a rampage when main character is either hurt or kidnapped

[x] Girls are abducted by bad aliens and then rescued by good aliens

[x] Girl ends the book pregnant or is pregnant

[x] Straight 

[x] Main character gets chased in the woods by the love interest at some point

[x] Couple bonds in a Bear Grylls survival situation 

[x] Forced proximity 

[x] We’re escaping from the bad guys' prison/lab/etc.

[x] Main character and love interest talk about their problems or tragic pasts and heal together

[x] There is something wrong with the current female population, hence humans 

There are no woman members of this species. 

[x] Do they betray each other at some point

[x] Lead or love interest gets injured and the lead or love interests drop everything to take care of them

[x] Happy Ending Guaranteed

[x] Super scary/dangerous but very gentle and sweet with the one they love

Here’s a link/buy the book!

Trigger Warnings

[x] Kidnapped/held captive against their will

[x] Forced prostitution

[x] Drugged up without consent

[x] Dubious Consent 

[x] Loss of a loved one

[x] Love interest or lead accidentally seriously injure the other

#Do they betray each other at some point #Lead or love interest gets injured and the lead or love interests drop everything to take care of them #happy ending guaranteed #Super scary/dangerous but very gentle and sweet with the one they love #There is something wrong with the current female population hence humans #Main character and love interest talk about their problems or tragic pasts and heal together #We’re escaping from the bad guys' prison/lab/etc #forced proximity #Couple bonds in a Bear Grylls survival situation #Straight #Main character gets chased in the woods by the love interest at some point #Girl ends the book pregnant or is pregnant #Girls are abducted by bad aliens and then rescued by good aliens #Love interest goes on a rampage when main character is either hurt or kidnapped #Smut first plot second #Big buff love interest #Main character that you want to smack for making some DUMBASS decisions #Love interest that you want to smack across the face at some point #Touch them and I’ll kill you vibes

[be0mcore]

hi!! can i ask to write hcs ride in the motorhome with txt? it would be interesting to read! thanks in advance, good luck and inspiration!! ♡ (sorry, my english is bad)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ camping with txt

notes: hi anon! sorry for taking so long, ty so so so much for being so patient with me! i've written it as a camping trip as it was easier to write the hcs ahaha. tysm ur so lovely!! <3

genre: fluff, crack

tw: none

❥˗ˏˋyeonjun ´ˎ˗

◦ mother has arrived

◦ he's so so excited but also so so concerned

◦ like we'll only be gone for 3 days y/n why do we need two tubs of icecream?

◦ at the same time he tries to hide his bag full of ramyeon

◦ starts preparing at least a week in advance

◦ has a whole list of campervans to choose from, and has analysed each and every one

◦ you have to remind him you're living on a $20 budget so your choices are kinda limited buddy

◦ he's so excited that you're camping in a van, it means he can still wear his pretty outfits

◦ the drive there is super relaxing

◦ although mans had to fight tooth and nail for the aux chord

◦ he plays the spotify playlist y'all made together so cute

◦ has one hand on the steering wheel, other hand on your inner thigh

◦ he's very tempted to start doing something frisky but remembers that he's literally driving a moving vehicle

◦ we must stay focused brothers we must stay focused

◦ you guys decide to park the van in a cute little camping ground in the forest

◦ he takes hundreds of photos of you

◦ but then makes you take thousands of him poor y/n

◦ is extremely romantic the whole time

◦ fairy lights, soft music, warm meals, fuzzy blankets,,, he really gave you the premium experience

◦ and he gets his opportunity to be frisky afterwards too ;)

❥˗ˏˋsoobin´ˎ˗

◦ mother pt 2

◦ although he's a bit more stressed than yeonjun someone give this man a break

◦ he's superrrr organised and has lists of everything you need

◦ is honestly excited but can't show it because he's too preoccupied with feeling stressed

◦ you gotta calm him down at one point like bro its okay

◦ everything has to be perfect!!

◦ he decides that you guys are gonna be parked at a beach

◦ even though he can’t swim mans did not think that one through

◦ the ride there he is so nervous. do we have everything? did we forget anything?

◦ when you get there you wanna go straight in the water

◦ as soon as he sees you in your bathers he starts malfunctioning

◦ no thoughts head empty just you half naked

◦ you're having a blast in the water while soobin is just like,,,, drowning

◦ you pretend to give him CPR, which is just an excuse to give him a little smooch

◦ he ain't complaining though ;)

❥˗ˏˋbeomgyu´ˎ˗

◦ oh my goodness girl good luck with this one

◦ he's SO EXCITED

◦ like it's the only thing he's been thinking of in the past few days

◦ somehow convinced you to rent an RV and park it in the woods

◦ not even in an official camp ground either, but literally in the middle of nowhere

◦ you've seen wayyyy too many horror movies so you're like lowkey thinking he's gonna murder you or smth

◦ but he swears he isn't, he just wants the authentic camping experience sure buddy

◦ even though he's super excited, he won't start packing until 3 hours before you leave

◦ you're like bro. seriously.

◦ the ride there is absolute chaos

◦ he insists on driving because he's a 'gentleman'

◦ ends up getting pulled over for driving too slow

◦ you have to take the wheel, and you bet your ass he's gonna try annoy you on the way there

◦ when you get to the campsite he's just absolutely overjoyed

◦ insists on building a campfire even though the RV literally has a stovetop

◦ you don't wanna burn down the entire forest so you initially say no

◦ but beomgyu really wants to make smores and go stargazing

◦ so you're like "fineee but i'm in the charge of the fire"

◦ overall camping with beomgyu is very fun but very chaotic

❥˗ˏˋtaehyun´ˎ˗

◦ omg this mf

◦ he's ready to go full bear grylls

◦ is sorta confused as to why you're renting an RV like,,,, you scared of some dirt y/n??

◦ but because it makes you happy he obliges

◦ he's honestly pretty relaxed when it comes to packing. brings like one backpack and you're like???? you gotta bring more than just underwear tae

◦ and he's like no y/n i've got this

◦ you think he's lowkey losing it but just like beomgyu mans wants that authentic camping experience

◦ probably jokes about hunting your own food as well

◦ you find it funny but in all honestly he was only half-joking

◦ he calls dibs on the drivers seat

◦ no music, only taehyun mentioning cool facts

◦ which is music to your ears anyways

◦ the entire camping trip taehyun is prepped for survival

◦ but as soon as night comes he gets scared and starts snuggling up to you

◦ like wow ok who's the scaredy cat now huh?

◦ he swears he's not complaining but you pepper his face with kisses anyways

◦ and he's defs not complaining

❥˗ˏˋkai´ˎ˗

◦ so excited he's practically bouncing off the walls

◦ i mean cmon,,, three days away from txt while hanging out with his favourite person? hell yes.

◦ overpacks like crazy. i mean its better to have something you don't need than need something you don't have, right?

◦ you guys end up leaving two hours later than planned because kai couldn't figure out what plush he wanted to take

◦ he finds the RV so cool. like y/n there's a whole stove in here???

◦ honestly won't even leave the RV. it's his home now.

◦ you guys decide to go on a mini roadtrip. and boy is he excited.

◦ the entire drive is just kai screaming

◦ you switch from listening to music to laughing about something to arguing about who would survive in squid game

◦ you guys take snack breaks like every ten minutes. its not your fault you brought the entire snack cupboard with you.

◦ when you finally reach your destination, kai practically jumps on top of you

◦ cmon y/n its been like 5 hours without cuddles

◦ he needs to recharge for like an hour or so and then he's good to go

◦ you guys do a whole movie night in the RV

◦ it's a little cramped and kai's long legs keep falling off the bed, but its still perfect

◦ he insists on watching a horror movie

◦ you both end up absolutely petrified by the end of the movie

◦ when its time to go to sleep y'all are literally wrapped up as one

◦ but honestly you wouldn't have it any other way

#kpop #txt #tomorrow by together #tomorrow x together #txt headcanons #txt reactions #txt fluff #kpop reactions #choi yeonjun #choi beomgyu #choi soobin #kang taehyun #hueningkai #yeonjun x reader #beomgyu x reader #soobin x reader #taehyun x reader #kai x reader

[karahalloway]

Pay back time 😜

9, 11, 12, 14, 16 (no is not an option), 18, 21

You really made me ruminate about some of these...! 😅 But here goes:

9. Favourite aspect of them/their relationship dynamics?

Probably the fact that they’re each other’s ride or die.

Some of my favourite chapters / moments to write have been where one of them is in trouble (big or small) and the other immediately jumps on their white steed to gallop in and rescue them without a second’s thought (like in Helluva View, Lean on Me, Gunpowder and Lead for UA; Drive for Intentions; and First Impressions for Sleepless) because it’s tense and sexy at the same time.

11. If they aren’t a canon pairing, how would you get them together?

Any means necessary! 😅 As I said in one of my answers to the previous set of questions, I’ve already come up with one AU meeting as part of Sleepless, and I’m sure I’ll more ‘set-ups’ in the future (see answer to Q12 😉).

12. If you had to take them and plunk them into another fandom, what fandom would that be? Why?

Hmm... Not something I have actually thought about doing until you and @petiteboheme asked this question 😅 

But having pondered this a bit, I would say Shipwrecked (can you image Drake going totally Bear Grylls in a Lost situation...? 👀👀👀)

I mean…

I had to... Sorry... NOT sorry! 😇

But back on track… maybe also Big Sky Country (because...cowboys 🤠), and possibly even Witness (Drake’s already a Guard, so why not go all the way? 😎)

But outside of the PB universes, I don’t know...

That said, I am pre-planning an original story in the background that is a Lara Croft x Jack Ryan archaeology heist type-tale and the male lead (even though he’s British) is already taking on many Drake characteristics... So maybe I’ll just be lazy and transplant H&D into this universe 😅

14. Is there a pairing that you think rivals them

Hmm... In TRR probably not (and by that I mean I don’t think there is a pairing to rival Drake x MC, not specifically H&D because I’ve read a lot of great Drake x MC stuff, and everyone I’ve read has had so many amazing insights into the relationship that I can’t really compare them and say one pairing is better than another).

Outside of TRR, I would say it would be Mac and Jericho (my other favourite OTP) from the original Fever series by Karen Marie Moning (they kinda lose their groove in the sequel series, but I have yet to read the final book). But they have a similar dynamic - Mac is quiet a happy-go-lucky American (though she is forced to badass up as the series progresses) while Jericho is the definition of the strong, silent, protective, tall, dark, and handsome alpha male (I guess I have a type lol).

16. Which character of your pairing would be the one to break up with the other? Why?

Harper.

And the reason I say this is because this is pretty much what’s gonna happen at the end of Intentions (as you are aware). Even though I’ve read a lot of fanfics where Drake is the one who breaks up the relationship (usually because of a perceived/actual threat to MC), I can’t really see my Drake doing that as I think he’d fight before he’d push Harper away i.e. if there really was a life or death or blackmail situation he’d hide her somewhere, hunt down the bad guys, and then come back and shag the hell out of her 😏

That said, @angelasscribbles mentioned that Drake would be the one to break up the relationship if he truly believed that it was best for MC if he left, and I do agree with her on this, but I think the number of situations where this would happen would be very limited because as i said, I don’t think he’d give up on MC without a fight.

18. Did you once/ever dislike one/both of them?

Nope! 😊

Even when I was playing TRR1 the first time, I didn’t have the knee-jerk eugh reaction that I know a lot of people had with Drake being less than friendly towards MC. And the more I write Drake, the more I fall in love with him 🥰

And Harper is my gal (we’re quite similar in many ways) so I could never dislike her - I may disagree with some of the things she does (same with Drake), but they’re like family / my kids so I could never stay mad at them 😇

21. Favourite genre for them? (Angst, fluff, etc.)

Banter! 😁

I know it’s not technically a ‘genre’ but one of my favourite things about H&D is the never-ending back-and-forth (especially when they’re having sex 🙃).

Apart from that, I guess it would be fluff - I love writing the little gestures and micro-expressions that they send each other to show what they’re thinking / feeling 🥰

Thanks for the asks! Hope I satisfied your queries! 😉

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[ronpatrash]

oh boy i am gonna talk about my experience with danganronpa v3 and the ending. tldr i loved it and am incredibly haunted by it! now where do i begin

First off, if you wanna get your friends into danganronpa, stream the game on sporadic discord/zoom calls with everyone (my friends and i were a group of 5), and get everyone to narrate the characters. trust me. It may take you guys months but prolonging it makes the brainrot last longer! It's crazy how quickly we formed attachments to the students too because we're all having fun with these destructive teenage characters, and we all get to hang out and goof around again like we did in college irl before early 2020 went down

did i also mention drv3 is my introduction into this bonkers series? yea. what a great way to start! I was really rooting for kaede from the start....after class trial 1 i was hooked on the series and then prozd and jay started their dr1 playthrough, so it was a great time to get started on hyperfixating on this series in may.

also after class trial 1, i went on the danganronpa wiki page so i could read more about kaede. No new fan...should do what i did. i read like one sentence about everyone's memories being fabricated and i just. stopped and tried to purge it from memory cause i really didnt want to get spoiled further ahjfjdjfdkj

also do not look up their sprites on the wiki page, or google i guess. i looked up tsumugi and.

right there. it was unavoidable. i knew tsumugi was the mastermind and had to try purging that memory too. fortunately, it happened to most of my friends too while they were looking for refs of tsumugi to draw hAHA

so. by the time we finished class trial 5 (and ho fucking boy. class trial 5 took us till 3am on a weekday cause we all desperately wanted to know who the fuck was in that exisal and what really happened), I had known these spoilers:

- everyone's backstories are fake, flashback lights created false memories

- rantaro's title is the ultimate survivor (idk. what it really meant. i just thought he was like bear grylls or smth)

- tsumugi is the mastermind

we were all already playing along that tsumugi was the mastermind and calling her out on her pretend bullshit during investigation for chapter 6, it was very fun

class trial 6...we were all already unsurprised when tsumugi revealed herself to be junko. but we didnt expect that she was still,,, cosplaying. we didnt expect the entire thing to be cosplay, or the previous dr games to be fictional within this fictional universe...or that everyone pregame were volunteering themselves for this truman show killing game.....or the whole undertale-esque breaking the 4th wall gameplay. that was siiiick all of that was so fucking cool

anyway. danganronpa v3.......what a nice send-off. I feel like the ending was a warning for fans who get too immersed in any form of media, but it kinda makes it funnier to think about pregame characters now. they were all huge weebs!!!!! they might've been wanting to throw away their lives cause they needed an escape! the ending leaves a lot to think about too, like how shuichi, maki and himiko are gonna cope with the knowledge that everything they thought they knew and were was a lie. i wanna draw...so much fanart. i get why people love this series now.

cant believe i thought danganronpa series was a meme cause of all the komaeda x sans memes my friends were sending. this series is great. drag more of your friends into it tbh, but uh. make sure everyone's like college-age lmao be safe with this heavy stuff

#spoiler talk #my friend had that tweet from kodada saved and sent it to us while we were playing and it was great #text

[zeb-kunny]

Obey me! Q&A Takeshi

Questions asked by: @yukinonshi​ @thebluestmage​ @mbvsfo @belladonnarosso​

1.  Which of the Boys are they the most like? Lucifer surprisingly. Takeshi takes great pride in her standing as the strongest warrior, she’s just more open to surrendering when the time needs it. They are both very family oriented, but she does disagree with how far Lucifer goes to protect his grown ass brothers.

This is also why she dislikes Lucifer very much at first.

2.  Which of the Boys are they the least like? Belphegor. She’s always up and alert no matter the circumstances. It’s a habit she can never outgrow even when her memories were erased. Another thing is their views on the human race. Takeshi doesn’t deny that humans can be terrible, but she knows that people never truly began from sin, so she still fulfills her duties and a warrior and protects them.

4.  How does your MC Sleep? [On their side, on their back, with a partner, etc., in PJs, etc.] Something like-

5.   If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your MC, what would it be and why? Goldfish - Wet bandits. The elements of drifting away and letting go of a loved one paints Takeshi pretty well imo. I always listen to songs of this genre too-

6.  Did they come from a religious family/culture? Do they practice a religion? She’s lived through so many Catholic and protestant reforms that she disassociates with religion in modern times. Her experiences also cause her a great distrust in anything that was associated with God, angels and sometimes even demons.

12.  First impression of the Angels & Solomon? She kinda felt dumbfounded at Luke’s snappy attitude and how Simeon just straight up looked like the least angelic angel ever. Solomon expresses more interest in how Takeshi is a Claymore, as yoma are a lot more discreet in the modern world.

13.  What is a skill your MC has that the Boys would be surprised by? She’s like the reincarnation of Bear Grylls. Getting kicked out of towns does that to you.

She’s also really good at calming children down, whether it be by singing or playing with them.

16. Do they eat the strange demon food? She lived a life of poverty. She doesn’t complain.

18.  What does your MC miss most about the human world? She has a lot of memories of her family and the humans she’s met, so visiting the places where she’s had them is a must. She misses the feeling of intrigue when she meets the descendant of someone she knew.

19.  What does MC spend most of their time doing/with who? She’s either with Mammon, Levi, and Beel just hanging out, or with Satan discussing how they both lived in certain eras. Takeshi also discusses much of the societal changes of Europe and Asia the the fascination of Satan.

Side note: I’m currently putting together the character interview to celebrate 500+ followers!!! Still juggling this with a couple of art trades and school so hopefully I’ll still be breathing pfpffpft, thank you guys for the asks. I loved doing this soooooo muchh ;))))))

#queue #obey me #obey me oc #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #oc questions #interview on the way #Takeshi #Claymore

[buckys-old-habits]

Code 231

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 3.2 k 

AU: Police AU!

Inspiration: Brooklyn 99 | Season 3, Ep. 10 

Warnings: Mention of guns, slight violence

“Do you have a present for Vision already?”, Wanda asks while stirring the dinner she decided to make.

Confused you look up from your laptop and frown, fingers hovering over the keys. “Why would I have a present for your boyfriend?”

The woman on the other side of the kitchen island stops the swinging of her hips and slowly turns around. It looks overly dramatic and you can't help but chuckle a bit at her movement.

“His birthday is tomorrow and he invited you to his party. Don't you think it's rude to show up without any present?”, she raises her eyebrow at you and your eyes go wide.

You forgot, you completely forgot.

“It is tomorrow?”

Wanda nods and taps her dark red nails on the stone counter of the kitchen island. Slowly her fingers creep to towards your laptop and you snap it shut protectively.

“The shops are open for”, she glances at the clock, “thirty more minutes. If you go now you can get something for him in time.”

You glare at her but grab your laptop and your books, stand up and walk to your room. Quickly you dress in something you can go out with and snatch your wallet, phone and keys.

“I'm going”, you yell back at Wanda in the kitchen and open the apartment door.

“No cologne. I got him some already”, she yells back and you roll your eyes. “And drive carefully. Love ya.”

“Love you too”, you close the door behind you and jog down the stairs to the garage and get into your car, driving to your favorite and nearest market. 

“No, no. Wait!”, you run full speed to the closing glass doors, the man shutting them watching you bored but not stopping. 

“I just need one present, I already know what to get. I will be in and out in like five minutes. Please!”, you beg, but he just shrugs and turns away, leaving you standing in front of the door. 

You bite your lip and look around, maybe they have a back entry? You know it’s illegal, but you are desperate and what are a few days in prison compared to the wrath of your best friend? Basically nothing, that is. 

Sneaking around the back of the building, you see the back door and pray to whoever is listening that the door is open. 

Pressing down the handle you cheer, when it clicks and you pull open the door, quickly walking inside and silently closing the door behind you again. 

The lights are already shut off and you sneak along the aisles to the section you think the perfect gift for Vision will be. You will just leave a note and some money on the counter, so they know that you paid. 

Arriving at the aisle you knew the gift would be, you startle when a muffled voice shouts something near the front of the shop. You press yourself to the shelf and listen to the voices, fearfully realizing that they are coming closer. 

The shop is closed, why are there so many people all of the sudden? 

“Keep walking!”

You glance around the shelf and cover your mouth when you see the masked man dragging along the man that shut you out.

You scold the little voice inside you that tells you that it serves him right for locking you out. 

That’s not an inspection or something like that, it’s a robbery. And you are in the middle of it all.

“Vision owes me something after this”, you mumble when you duck behind another aisle, escaping the sight of another masked man who is spraying the cameras. 

Maybe they didn’t get to the exits yet? 

You sneak past the guy and to the door you came in, but another robber is locking it. 

“Great…”

Slowly backing off, eyes on the man, you don’t notice the other person behind you and nearly scream when a hand clamps on your mouth. An arm is wrapped around your waist and pulls you back between the aisles. 

“Sh, sh. I’m not gonna hurt you, just stay quiet”, a rough voice whispers in your ear and you feel the breath of the man fan over your skin. 

You nod slowly and the grip on your mouth loosens, making you take a breath and look behind you at your captor.

The man grins cheekily at you and you frown, mustering his face. He has blue eyes, sharp cheekbones, and short, fluffy hair. He is handsome, you have to admit. 

“Name’s Bucky. And I hope that you aren’t a robber, it would be a shame”, he chuckles softly and you raise an eyebrow at him. 

“What?”

“Ah… sorry”, he lets go of your waist and takes a step back, still smiling. “I was just stating that I’m not one of them and I hoped that you were also just an innocent bystander.”

“I.. I am”, you answer and he nods.

“Good”, he whips out his phone and touches the screen a few times before holding it to his ear, winking at you. 

What the hell is wrong with this guy? He is in a hostage situation with armed robbers and he is… flirting with you? 

“Hey, Stevie”, he says when the other person picked up. “I’m kinda in a situation? And I need the squad.”

He sighs and listens to the voice on the phone. 

“No, I didn’t do that again, I told you that I learned my lesson. Look, I’m in a hostage situation, the robbers are armed and I have a civilian with me. So if you could please get the squad to the mall, that would be great.”

A moment of silence. 

“No, I don’t have my gun. Yes, I will be careful and make the civilian a priority. Steve, I’m not in the academy anymore, I know what to do. Bye.”

Bucky hangs up and smiles apologetically at you.

“Sorry about that.”

“You are a cop?”, you frown, confused that a man of the law would be in this store with you. You broke in, but what is his excuse. 

“Yeah, I am. Detective Barnes, my pleasure”, he chuckles and outstretches his hand, which you take and shake while stating your name. 

“Now that we are past the pleasantries, let us see what those guys want here. You stay here and hide.”

“What?”, you hiss at him and he raises his eyebrow at that. “I’m not staying here alone. What if they find me?”

Bucky tilts his head to the side and sigh, taking your hand and nodding. 

“Alright. You seem like a hard-headed person. I’m scared you will sneak after me if I let you stay here.”

The warmth of his hand seeps into your skin and you grin, knowing that he is right. You would have snuck after him. 

“Okay, I counted four guys when I looked around before. They seemed to get in from the front door and just hung around until the shop closed”, Bucky explains in a whisper while he guides you around the aisles, hand still in yours. 

Looking around the corner, you spot of the four men. Bucky gently pulls you back behind the shelf. 

“What now?”, you whisper and he frowns softly. 

“You have to stay here, doll. I can’t put you into danger, you are a civilian.”

“What? No. You can’t leave me here. What if I get caught?”

Bucky groans softly and looks around, before pulling you into a corner with cereal boxes around you. 

“Please. I can’t work like that. You were never meant to get into here. Be a doll and stay here, please.”

Bucky’s lower lip pushes forward and his eyes grow bigger, making him look like a toddler. 

“Are you sure you are a cop?”, you ask and Bucky’s pout drops immediately, replaced by a feigned hurt look. 

“I am. But I’m off duty.”

“There is a hostage situation”, you hiss back and he winces, scratching the back of his neck. 

“Okay, for real now”, Bucky straightens up and his face gets serious. “You stay here, make yourself small and wait until my squad rolls in. I will go and see what they want here.”

“But…”

“No, stay here. That’s an order from an officer of the law”, Bucky points to the corner and you want to argue, saying that he treats you like a kid, but that would probably prove his point. 

“Fine”, you huff and cower down beside the Cinnamon Crunch and the Fruit Loops. “Just.. be careful.”

Bucky grins and his serious demeanor drops for a moment. 

“Will be, just stay here and I will be back in a second.”

In a hurry, he is around the corner and you sit down, listening for the men in the store. 

Your heart is suddenly beating faster, Bucky’s presence somehow kept you calm and his weird attitude shifted your attention from the hostage situation. 

Now that he is gone, you feel the situation settle on your shoulders again, the pressure and fear of getting caught and something terrible happen. 

A few minutes pass and you shift in your crouching position, your feet slowly falling asleep. You wonder where Bucky is, the squad doesn’t seem to be here yet. 

“I can’t do this… I’m going insane”, you grumble and slowly look around the corner, listening for the criminals. 

They were silent for a while now and you slowly creep around the shelf and search for the tool and hygiene section. 

Thank Wanda for having a weird survival phase. She watched every Bear Grylls episode and showed you a lot of these DIY survival kits.  

In one they showed a makeshift flamethrower. Just take some hair spray and a lighter and tadaa… you got yourself a flamethrower. 

That’s what you sneak around for and collect them, quietly putting them into your purse, promising that you would pay for them later. 

While you were getting the things, you noticed that the men moved from the buying hall to the back rooms. 

Taking a deep breath you walk over, lighter and hairspray in hand and ready to fire, literally. 

The closer you get to the office of the supermarket, the clearer you can hear the voices. 

One is familiar and you groan inwardly when you notice that it’s Bucky. 

“If my squad rolls in, you are going down”, Bucky taunts and you roll your eyes, how is he supposed to be a detective? 

“So you are alone? Makes it easier to silence you”, a deeper voice says and you hear the click of the safety from a gun.

“Hey, hey. Let’s take it slow for a moment. Yes, I’m alone, but I still have my cobblestone abs with me.”

You can’t listen to that anymore and step forward, meeting eyes with the two men standing at the door to guard it. 

“Back off or I will burn your face off”, you hiss at them and to demonstrate the truth, you press the hairspray and a darting flame appears, lightening up your face. 

Both men seem unsure, but walk backward slowly when you press it again. 

You ignore your heart jumping in your chest and you finally look at Bucky, who is confused and worried at the same time. 

“What…”, he clenches his jaw and you see the shift in his eyes, from playful to serious. Now he has you in the line of fire again. 

“Oh, a visitor”, the tall man says tauntingly and you swallow, holding your weapon up and on the ready. 

“I told you to stay”, Bucky says and tries to get closer to you, but the men behind him step forward, making him stop and raise his hands. 

“Chill. I’m not gonna do anything.”

“I have a weapon and I’m not afraid to use it”, you straighten up and hope that the bad guy won’t see your hands shaking. 

“That’s cute. I have one too”, he answers and holds up his gun, stealing the breath from you. It really looks more threatening than your little DIY flamethrower. 

Bucky looks from you to the guy and his jaw clenches. He has to get you out, no matter what. Enough with the games, now it’s serious. 

“Hey, what do you even want here?”

The bad guy turns back to him and Bucky feels a sense of relief, the gun no longer trained on you. 

“Why should I tell you?”, he grunts and Bucky looks around, seeing the equipment they brought with them. 

“There is a bank through that wall. Judging from the drill and shovels, I guess you want to rob that. Nobody would notice that the supermarket is closed because it’s too late. It’s clever, I have to admit.”

You look to the wall, only now noticing that they started to dig there. So Bucky was smart after all…

“Congratulation. You figured it out. Too bad that I have to silence you now”, the bad guy says and holds up his gun, clear line at Bucky’s chest. 

You can’t watch this, not today and not ever. Feeling a rush of adrenaline, you step closer and press the hairspray and the lighter, a flame bursting out and you close your eyes. 

Your face grows warm from the fire and you hear some commotion behind you, shouts and footsteps. 

Then you feel arms around your waist and you scream, thrashing around, trying to get loose again. 

“Hey, hey. Doll, calm down. It’s me”, Bucky whispers in your ear and pries your weapon from your hand, the hairspray can clatters to the floor. 

“Shhh, it’s over. My squad got it under control.”

You snap your eyes open and Bucky wraps his arm around you, safely tugging you into his chest and shushing you gently. 

Only now you realize that you started crying, tears streaming down your cheeks and your hands are trembling. Bucky catches them in one of his and presses a kiss to your fingers. 

“Hey, look at me, doll”, you slowly look up and see the soft smile on his face, the reassurance that you are okay, that it’s over. 

“Bucky”, a voice says behind you and you glance at the blonde man coming closer, his blue eyes flickering between you and Bucky.

“Stevie, you took your time”, the brunet answers and Steve scoffs. 

“I had a family dinner. Peggy will rip me a new one. And she wants to have a word with you too.”

Bucky winces and you look up at him again, his expression deflating slowly. So he already knows what’s coming for him. 

“Hello, I guess you are the civilian that got caught up in this all”, Steve says to you and you nod, swallowing hard. 

He probably wants to know why you were still here and how you got in. So you will get in trouble and…

“We need a medic”, Bucky interrupts your thoughts and Steve’s further questioning. He takes your hand and holds it up, showing off the burn wounds where the flame got to close to the skin. 

“Oh”, you breathe softly and look at the angry red skin. You didn’t even notice. 

“An ambulance is waiting outside. Let’s get you out of here. Enough adventure for today”, Steve says and Bucky leads you out, arm around your waist. 

“Dodged a bullet there, doll. Steve can be persistent if he wants to”, Bucky says lowly, so only you can hear while walking out the building. 

“He seems nice”, you say back and Bucky laughs a melodic and deep sound. 

Smiling, he shakes his head and wipes away fake tears. 

“You are funny, doll. He can be so strict and annoying. Always tries to play Captain.”

“Because he is, dumbass”, a red-headed woman says from the side and Bucky rolls his eyes. 

“Hey, Nat. Love you too”, he calls back and quickly guides you to the ambulance that is waiting. 

A few questions and bandages later, you are sitting beside Bucky on the bag of the ambulance, shock blanket on your shoulder and a water bottle in your hand. 

“You feeling better?”, Bucky asks carefully, his fingers playing with the cap of his own bottle. 

“Apart from being tired now and still having no present for my friend’s boyfriend, yeah.”

“So that’s what you wanted in there. You snuck inside because you needed a present?”, Bucky smirks and takes a sip of water, nearly choking when you punch him in the arm. 

“Yes, I was on time, but they closed the door on me. My friend will be really mad”, you sigh and then blink up at him, chuckling at the way Bucky looks down on himself, seeing if he spilled something.

“What were you doing in there? After closing?”

Bucky tilts his head to the side and you see the blush forming on his cheeks, making him look like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar. 

“I wanted some snacks”, he answers sheepishly.

“What?”, you start to laugh, making Bucky pout again and he nudges your shoulder. 

“Don’t laugh”, he whines and you laugh harder. 

“Why”, you giggle and try to calm yourself down. “Why didn’t you go to the next gas station?”

“Because they don’t have the snack I wanted.”

“Oh my gosh… You are an idiot.”

“Now that is mean”, Bucky calls out and pokes your cheek, making you giggle and swat his hand. 

“I’m sorry, did I offend you, Mister ‘Cobblestone abs’.”

Bucky stares at you, his cheeks growing red and he groans, shaking his head.

“You heard that?”

You nod and drink your water, side-eyeing the embarrassed man beside you. 

“I’m surprised you didn’t say anything about your eyes like diamonds and your jaw as sharp as steel.”

Bucky chokes on his water and you smirk at him, watching him pound his chest to stop his coughing.

“What?”, he asks with a raspy voice and you shrug. 

“It would have fitted your style.”

Bucky watches you and shakes his head, not believing that you can be so cocky again, after everything you just witnessed. Then he stops and tilts his head, nudging your shoulder. 

You hum and look at him again, having watched the people around you. 

“Does that mean that you think I’m pretty. You know, eyes like diamonds and such”, he grins widely and this time you feel your cheeks heat up. 

Did you mean that? He isn’t bad looking, like at all. He is buff and his eyes are beautiful. His features are nearly god-like. 

Shrugging seems to be the only thing you can do and Bucky grins, quickly fishing for his phone in his pocket and holding it out for you. 

You are confused and it seems to show on your face because Bucky chuckles. 

“I wanted to get to know you better over a second date. Maybe something not as dramatic as this.”

“Second date?”, you frown, but still take his phone, typing in your number and calling yourself with his phone. 

“I mean, we just spend an hour high on adrenaline and I feel that we bonded. So yes, a second date it would be.”

“You are weird”, you hand him back his phone and Bucky just smiles, taking your hand and kissing your burned and wrapped up fingers. 

“I know. And I have a feeling that you aren’t that much different.”

“Maybe, Mister ‘Cobblestone abs’.”

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #police au #reader insert #franca writes

[gayoperatorgunclub]

Could you do the full list for nomad?

of course!! here you go :) 

1 (Their physical weak spots) - her ears!!!! queen is serious about ear protection when she’s out exploring, so they are blessedly untouched by the elements. the back of her neck, sadly, cannot say the same :(

2 (Their emotional/moral weak spots) - she has extreme difficulty taking jokes about her upbringing, or in any way being referred to as a soft rich girl (i hate to unnecessarily mention men, but while pondering this i realized she’s almost the opposite of doc in terms of how they feel about their upbringing 😳 i smell dynamics)  

3 (Scars or painful spots) - she’s got one that goes from the back of her neck, circles around to her front, and twists around her torso before continuing its vine-like pattern to her left leg, coming to an end right in the middle of the sole of her foot. no one knows what it’s from, and she changes the story every time someone asks. (her favorites are “hogwarts” “missed the school bus and i had to walk the fifty miles to school” “you should see the other guy” “didn’t your mother ever tell you to never ask a woman’s age?” and “i’m just really good at sex”) 

4 (Best places to kiss on their body) - her chest, but NOT her tiddies unless you plan on being ~sensual~ 

5 (Guilty pleasures) - it is so bold to assume she feels guilt for things she enjoys. honestly i couldn’t think of anything but i guess she might be embarrassed about liking gIrLy things 

6 (Their vices (physical or emotional)) - she CANNOT back down from a challenge. this lead to her almost accepting tachanka’s challenge of seeing who could drink more before they passed out (doc managed to distract her by saying that he could beat ace in a fight faster than she could, and she had to prove a bitch wrong) 

7 (Their tickle spots) - anywhere from the bottom of her ribcage to her knees. be warned, she doesn’t cut her nails

8 (Bad memories/experiences) - when kapkan tried to bring her on a hunting trip. the two of them are now wanted in the majority of the EU, and no one has any idea what they did. the only hint either of them will give is the words “international waters” 

9 (Humiliating memories) - when she drunkenly called kaid dad. it was a rough few days. when he gave her a birthday card and signed it “your more powerful father” she almost stabbed him

10 (Fears/phobias) - deforestation and climate change

11 (Bad or petty habits) - very passive-aggressive about people not recycling and stuff. also very elitist about her own exploratory pursuits. she can and will mock you and your fucking “paved trails”  

12 (Grudges and vendettas) - coal company owners. the rich, and upper-middle-class people who take personal offense when you talk shit about the rich (personal anecdote: i said eat the rich in front of my mom once and she got all pissy and said “you can’t judge people for one thing” and proceeded to say that there was no difference between me saying eat the rich and her saying eat the brown ones so. Cringe) 

13 (What gets them flustered) -  anyone mentioning her childhood or acknowledging her skills in the outdoors 

14 (Ingrained habits/forces of habit) - she responds to any minor inconvenience by sighing heavily and saying “better drink my own piss” it’s very upsetting  

15 (What it takes to make them cry) - she doesn’t cry. she just got some sand in her eye, you bitch. doesn’t matter that she’s inside watching bridge to terabithia. give her a fucking tissue you swine

16 (Dark secrets/’skeletons in the closet’) - you know that john mulaney bit “the one thing you can’t replace”? she has a closet full of family pictures that are NOT of her family, and other such family heirlooms 

17 (Regrets) - not running away from home as a child to live as an orphan on the run, which is the inherent dream of all children 

18 (Things they’ll never admit) - she has a great sense of direction when it comes to the outdoors, but when it comes to buildings? let’s just say she lives by the buddy system

19 (People they’ve hurt or indirectly killed, and how it affected them) - no <3

20 (What-ifs/Alternate Timelines) - kinda wanna see her as a queen of the amazons-type lady 😳😳😳

21 (Turning points in their life) - when she rejected the teachings of madonna’s material girl 

22 (People who’ve influenced them greatly) - kaid. who else? perhaps a bitch like bear grylls idk

#ask #anonymous #r6s nomad #thank you for interacting!

[birbwell]

I don't know if anyone has ever asked you this, but what got you into shipping Saxwell?

my god well, certainly wasn’t my intention. i didn’t care much about the mann co. boys in the first place, even when i’d read their parts in the comics a lot by then. i guess i got really into the Ring of Fired one and started really like the scenarios these guys got into?

it really entertained me that there was this one suit working alongside a CEO and- they clashed so much, their personalities and styles in general. here’s bear grylls but amped up to ten, and an assistant who couldn’t give less of a shit about any of those things and just seems tired. and yet, CEO man still seems jovial towards the suit guy. lack of characterization (bc theyre kinda minor characters) spurred me on to craft their personalities and stories myself, and along the way i ended up shipping them??? my god i know it doesnt make sense but with all the compiled shit in my head ive made up about them, there’s a whole bunch of stories and tidbits that are intertwined and just. make sense. and it’s fucking wholesome

i love them sm :’0 :’0 

#birbwellspeaks #thank u for the ask i love talking about these nerds #tf2 #saxwell #inkyashiya

[lostinthewoods-kristoff]

Kristoff Eindride Bjorgman Character Sheet

Birthday — December 31, 1990 Zodiac Sign — Sagittarius MBTI — ISTJ Enneagram — 9 Temperament — Phlegmatic Hogwarts House — Hufflepuff Moral Alignment — Neutral Good Primary Vice — Envy Primary Virtue — Diligence Element — Earth

Overview:

Mother — Anna Bjorgman (née Olsen) Father — Ole Bjorgman Mother’s Occupation — translator, with knowledge of Sàmi, Swedish, Danish and English Father’s Occupation — Park ranger at Hardangervidda National Park Family Finances — comfortable bit not particularly wealthy Birth Order — oldest Brothers - none Sisters — Freya, 12 years younger, and Agnetha, 14 years younger Other Close Family — The Stone trolls! Best Friend — He doesn’t have one :( Other Friends — The Stone trolls! Enemies — All humans Pets — None, but growing up he had a dog called Kipper and the trolls kept bringing him little baby badgers and deer and things and he just kept calling all of them kipper Home Life During Childhood — serene honestly like he grew up in a valley between two mountains, he spent all of his time outdoors playing, he got to spend a lot of time out in nature Town or City Name(s) — he was born in Oslo, but they moved to Odda for his dather’s work when he was very little Any Sports or Clubs — He played ice hockey and his mam was teaching him to play the guitar Favorite Toy or Game — Schooling — he never went to school! He was too little when he went missing Nationality — Norwegian Culture — uhhh Stone Troll? Religion and beliefs — None

Physical Appearance:

Face Claim —  Boyd Holbrook Complexion — paler 👏🏻 than 👏🏻 pale 👏🏻 Hair Colour — himbo blonde Eye Colour — listen Boyd’s eyes are blue but kristoff’s brown eyes are so important to me so we aren’t talking about it Height — 6’2 Common Hairstyle — sort of long-ish like longer enough to get into his face and v floppy he only discovered scissors like a decade ago Clothing Style — comfy and warm in the winter, comfy and cool in the summer. Fairly basic boring clothes to be honest Mannerisms — mumbles to himself a lot! has a habit of whistling songs the tolls taught him. Yikes face constantly.

Health:

Overall (do they get sick easily)? — he’s probably had a few colds and sniffles since coming to swynlake tbf Physical Ailments — none Allergies —  None Grooming Habits — oh you wanna talk grooming habits with a man who is essentially a yeti? Honestly even tho he probably really enjoys a hot shower after years of bathing in a freezing cold river all that water probably still feels super wasteful so he’s deffo an every few days kinda guy, and yes he is also a seven-in-one conditioner-shampoo-shower gel-lotion-toner-toothpaste-hair removal cream kinda guy why have lots of bottles when you can have one (1) Sleeping Habits — a surprisingly heavy sleeper for someone who lived in the open, but then maybe that’s because he had the trolls to protect him (and also they wouldn’t shut. up.) Eating Habits — eating CONSTANTLY the best thing and one of the only good things about living in town is FOOD what the hell is a cronut and why isn’t there one in his hand right now but honestly lots of fruit and veggies surprisingly healthy Exercise Habits —  he treks in the woods like for a living I guess that’s it Body Temperature — warm always big tall radiator Sociability — he’s trying but it’s early days 3/10 Addictions — none Drug Use — what is a drug Alcohol Use — I figure he once found like a bottle of whiskey or smth in a backpack im the woods one day when he was like 11, took a sip and was like ew and that’s been it ever since

Your Character’s Character:

Bad Habits — being moody af, constantly distrustful, and also nail chewing, and whistling too that’s annoying Good Habits — thoughtful!! Fixes things without being asked, helps old ladies cross the street Worst Memory — probably getting dragged out of the woods by the rescue team when he was 16; the trolls were his family by then and had been for longer than he’d known his birth family so he would’ve been traumatised by getting pulled away from them like that Best Memory — I think probably a more bittersweet memory, one he looks on as being positive is the trolls finding him when he’d gotten lost Proud of — himself, for making it this far Embarrassed by — everything and nothing he’s a complex dude Driving Style — awfully good. Not like *posh British accent* “awfully good” like “he’s simultaneously good at this and going to get us all killed”. He was taught by a farmer one summer so whilst he can’t legally drive, he can actually drive pretty well, but he goes very fast and he doesn’t believe in checking mirrors Strong Points — independent but deeply caring about the people he loves, very resourceful Temperament — he can be quite moody at first but he’s very Soft once you get to know him Weakness — again he can be quite moody and he also pushes people away a lot he isolates himself even if he doesnt necessarily want to be isolated!! Fears — being completely on his own Phobias — enclosed spaces Secrets — i guess he doesn’t have any?? He was like Big News at one point so I guess people know his business Regrets — I honestly don’t know? Like maybe sometimes he regrets not being around for his younger sisters but honestly he does Not regret leaving his family sooo Feels Vulnerable When — he’s not in the forest/with the trolls Pet Peeves — People talking loudly in public places/generally being rude in public places Short Term Goals and Hopes — get a job, make sure he can hold a roof over his head Long Term Goals and Hopes — manage to live in town and be less of a strange in between yeti mam Sexuality — he doesn’t know yet!! He’s never really bwen part of society he doesn’t really know what sexuality is!! He’s had a few Experienxes in the past (he has had his first kiss and that is It) but he needs to learn! Day or Night Person — day Introvert or Extrovert — introvert king Optimist or Pessimist — pessimist tbh

Likes and Styles:

Music — he likes cheesy old 80s songs he remembers them from when he was little and he’s been rediscovering it now, loves it Books — he’s a pretty slow reader so he doesn’t really have any favourite books. But he has a lot of favourite stories that the trolls told him! Magazines — again he’s a real slow reader but he loves those magazines you get from the supermarket that are like,, free and have loads of recipes and shit in Foods — all the foods. All the big ones. Loves ‘em. Will put literally anything in a sandwich because society has not taught him what is and is not acceptable to slap between two slices of bread Drinks — he complains that tap water in town tastes wrong but he’s taking a real liking to coffee, love that shit Animals — all of them!!!!! They’re better than people!!! Color — green and/or blue Jewellery — he doesn’t actually have any jewellery but he does have lots of really cool pebbles that his stone troll fam gave him

Where and How Does Your Character Live Now:

Home — he lives in benbow now in one of the ground floor apartments and he’s still getting used to it Household furnishings — minimalist af the only furniture he has is what was in the place when he got it so it isn’t much but there’s lots of decoration!! Lots of trinkets!! Favorite Possession — the aforementioned rock collection Relationship with Family — he’s still very close with the trolls, even though he’s living in town now. He misses them a lot!! As for his biological family he doesn’t ever rlly think about his parents but he does think about his sisters every so often he wishes he knew what was going on with them Car — be doesn’t have one but he would like one! Career — is there a word for someone who goes and gets things from the forest for a Price Dream Career — I think he’d like to do smth in nature he honestly isn’t too sure Dream Life — honestly I don’t know, and I don’t think he knows either!! Love Life — nonexistent lmfaoooo Talents or Skills — survival skills? Puts Bear Grylls to shame. Singing voice of an angel.  Intelligence Level — honestly like he’s fairly smart just not Book Smart Finances — get this man a full time job STAT

#( journal. ) #it's ma boi!!! #also thank u to mk who i stole this from lmfao

[gromvillage]

all odd numbers. do it coward

jesus fucking christ i love you

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

probably one of my friends when we went to the mall the day before homecoming?? it was a while ago

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

i can’t wait to see my cousin again but i also have this one really cool uncle that i’d like to see again. actually i’d like to see a lot of my family cause they live far away but i don’t know when i’ll see them next

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

i never want to be drunk but i think they definitely would 

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

i’d like to say yes because i’m a thirsty bitch but the answer is prolly no

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

negative ghostrider, my friends are tired of hearing me talk about me being thirsty

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? 

me yelling at my friends about how i want to be on bear grylls’ show, cause i think him and i would have a great time hanging out

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

oh hell yeah, my friends got acrylics a couple months ago and i was literally begging them to play with my hair and scratch my head

15. What good thing happened this summer?

lots of good things happened this summer! i went to scout camp, went to washington/canada with some friends, and went to europe for the first time!!   

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

i’d like to think so! but also,,,,i think it’s probably not like little green dudes sadly, prolly just like microscopic shit that happens to be alive

19. Do you like bubble baths?

i haven’t taken a bath since i was really young, the idea of sitting in your own water is gross

21. What are you bad habits?

oh lots...picking the skin around my nails, i can be really lazy, not tidying up my room as often as i should which then makes me feel weird, the list can go on and on

23. Do you have trust issues?

oh you bet baby, i don’t really have reason to cause no one has done anything absolutely horrible to me (yet) but i am constantly questioning the intents of the people i’m close to

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

my face but also the fact i have no thighs and my arms are super scrawny 

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

darker, i have such a hard time tanning and i’m high key pale

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

h a h a have to have been in a relationship to have has an ex 

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

yeah one tiny one on the top of my head

33. Spell your name with your chin.

paigved

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

ohhh tough...probably tv though cause i stay listening to music all the time

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

hi welcome to chili’s

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

rei or any outdoor store really, small independent stationary shops, target kinda slaps, really any little shop that’s along the main street of a smaller town

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

negative ghostrider

43. Do you smile at strangers?

not really, i’m super self conscious about my teeth and also think i look kinda creepy when i do it

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

the fact i have to go to school sadly but my goal is to one day get out of bed and be excited to do a job i love

47. Have you ever been high?

negative ghostrider, that kinda shit freaks me out

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

yeah there’s a couple things

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

all the time, i stay wishing i was an olympic skier or pro mountain athlete or literally anyone more interesting than me

53. Favourite makeup brand?

i don’t wear makeup!

55. Favourite blog?

@friendlydinosaur of course but also big fan of @perpetualpatchwork and a bunch of bon appetit blogs

57. Favourite food?

bread/pasta/sweets

59. First thing you ate this morning?

really lame breakfast sandwich thing on a piece of toast with cream cheese and lunch meat cause i’m lazy

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

no but i kinda wish, i have too much of a fear of authority/my parents

63. Ever been in love?

not yet

65. Are you hungry right now?

not super hungry but i could go for some ice cream

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter, i’m not a 40 year old lady jesus christ

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nope

71. Craving something? What?

someone to hold me but also really wanna go skiing or on an adventure in general

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

that’s gonna be a no

75. Favourite animal?

ohhh i stay being a closet horse girl but also think elk are pretty cool! also just generally love dogs

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate (but vanilla if it’s the really good shit)

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

maroon! i stay wearing this color all the time

81. Favourite tv show?

i still haven’t finished turn but i do like it a lot! also i just think i finished watching something on netflix but i can’t remember what?? but i feel like i liked it?? thinking is hard

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

never seen either sadly

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

see above

87. First person you talked to today?

my mom

89. Name a person you hate?

there are a couple but i’m not bouta drag em on tumblr

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? 

oh i could come up with a few people....

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

sadly only two pairs but i want more

95. Last movie you watched?

part of ratatouille with this girl that’s kinda like a little cousin to me

97. Favourite actor?

i don’t really have a favorite but i’m big on timothee chalamet at the moment

99. Have any pets?

a sickly beta fish i inherited from my brother when he moved

101. Do you type fast?

i’d like to think so

103. Can you spell well?

oh hell no

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

a couple, though none recently sadly 

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

a few times!! again, closet horse girl

109. Is something irritating you right now?

the fact i’ve left some major work till the last minute, this one really painful pimple on my face, the way i stay wasting my time

111. Do you have trust issues?

this is a repeat from 23?? but the answer is still yes

113. What was your childhood nickname?

paigey, but a lot of people still use it! also foo foo the snoo was something my mom called me as kind of an inside joke rhyme thing

115. Do you play the Wii?

not anymore, though i was big on wii sports resort and the wipeout game when i was younger. oh also the lego harry potter, cause i liked to collect all the coins while my brother did the Actual Gaming for the levels

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

not really, the noodles are always super mushy and i just don’t really like the flavor

119. Favourite book?

i sadly haven’t been reading a ton lately and have forgotten literally every book i’ve ever read but i really enjoyed on jon krakauer’s  eiger dreams that i read this summer

121. Are you mean?

sometimes, yeah

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

i kept a pair of white slip on vans pretty clean for a while! the trick is to use scotch guard

125. Do you believe in true love?

i haven’t thought about it a lot but i guess? 

127. What makes you happy?

oh lots of things! nice weather, spending time outdoors, good food, time with good friends, ice cream, exploring, creating things

129. What your zodiac sign?

sagittarius (almost my birthday!!)

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

now that i think about it i don’t think i have a best guy friend?? but if i did i guess if i didn’t like them i’d try and be nice about it cause i’ve had a crush on close friends and know it sucks when they don’t feel the same way

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

“but if i get my shit together this year maybe i’ll be a ten” -10/10 by rex orange county

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

oh i’m sure i told some dumb lies when i was a kid but i can’t remember any right now

137. How tall are you?

barely 5′1″

139. Brunette or Blonde?

brunette

141. Night or Day?

depends on the mood

143. Are you a vegetarian?

i really should be for the earth but meat bruh

145. Tea or Coffee?

i don’t drink either!

147. Mars or Snickers?

snickers

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

not really but the other night i woke up to my waterbottle falling off my nightstand and that was some freaky shit

love you dude, i really needed this tonight

#grom village replies #if you have questions about even numbers #hit me up boys

[monstersmutpeddler]

The Mirror (Dark Spirits Fairytales)

By: S.J. Sanders

Monster Scale

Level 02: Mostly Human But Minor Differences 

You know Pan? He’s kinda like that and can shapeshift. 

My Overall Rating For The Book

“I Bought The Ebook or Will Read On Kindle Unlimited” 

This was a fun read! Because of the ties this book has to Forest of Spirits (my fav in this series of stories so far) I’ll probably buy the physical copy. I liked this take of Snow White where the Evil Queen is not only the protagonist, but the good guy. ;w;

Overly Simplified Summary

The ‘Evil’ Queen loves her stepdaughter, but one day she goes missing and the kingdom believes she is the one to blame. She goes on a journey to find her stepdaughter with the help of a silvani that was trapped in a mirror by her own mother.

Keep reading for ‘This Book Has Everything’ and possible Trigger Warnings.

This Book Series Has Everything

[x] Touch them and I’ll kill you vibes

[x] Soul mates or fated mates

[x] Plot first smut second 

[x] Love interest goes on a rampage when main character is either hurt or kidnapped

[x] Straight 

[x] Couple bonds in a Bear Grylls survival situation 

[x] Forced proximity 

[x] Dude got an interesting dick

Has a thing at the tip that latches and shoots aphrodisiac venom. 

[x] Love interest has to fight hard to win the love interests heart

[x] Main character and love interest talk about their problems or tragic pasts and heal together

[x] Open communication 

[x] The couple has equal power in the relationship

[x] Lead has a superpower of some kind

She’s a sorceress. 

[x] Lead or love interest gets injured and the lead or love interests drop everything to take care of them

[x] Happy Ending Guaranteed

[x] They purr like a FUCKING CAT

[x] Super scary/dangerous but very gentle and sweet with the one they love

Here’s a link/buy the book!

Trigger Warnings

[x] Main character had a really bad relationship with an ex at one point

[x] Kidnapped/held captive against their will

#Touch them and I’ll kill you vibes #Plot first smut second #Soul mates or fated mates #Love interest goes on a rampage when main character is either hurt or kidnapped #Straight #Couple bonds in a Bear Grylls survival situation #forced proximity #Dude got an interesting dick #Love interest has to fight hard to win the love interests heart #Main character and love interest talk about their problems or tragic pasts and heal together #Open communication #The couple has equal power in the relationship #Lead has a superpower of some kind #Lead or love interest gets injured and the lead or love interests drop everything to take care of them #Happy Ending Guaranteed #They purr like a FUCKING CAT #Super scary/dangerous but very gentle and sweet with the one they love