#a million dollars but

[flyin-shark]

Opinions on snails 🐌🐌🐌???

I would absolutely avoid an immortal one for a million dollars

#196 #shark sayin stuff #a million dollars but #Gavin free is so funny

[shufflerock-jam]

i must not lie down on my bed with my phone. lying down with my phone is the time-killer. lying down with my phone is the little mistake that brings total academic obliteration. i will face my phone. i will permit it to show me my updated tumblr feed. and when i have scrolled past a few posts i will turn over my phone and place it down. where the procrastination has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

#any1 wanna give me a hundred million dollars so I can drop out of school pretty please

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

#camera talks #disability stuff #this is for my chronic migraine girlies (gn) <3 #i think we should all get 1 million million dollars everyday actually #this is the worst fucking night of my life (everytime i have migraines) (specifically rn tho) #chronic pain #chronic migraine #migraines #chronically ill #disabled

[mwagneto]

it's all be gay do crime and eat the rich until the rich actually get eaten and then suddenly it's nooo don't be cruel human life is precious 🥺🥺 these are people who have never been in touch with human life and thus i am unable to view them as anything but a fascinating story and a major L in return. stupid games stupid prizes and so on

#maybe if they didnt want to die horrible deaths they shouldn't have paid a million dollars to get into the horrible death machine #how about that #titanic #oceangate #the titanic

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

imagine getting twenty four hours of a fraction of a taste of what marginalized bloggers on this fucking site have been told "doesn't break TOS" for the past 15 years and deciding to openly threaten to just nuke the entire website lmfao

#op #you know what makes people hesitant to fork money over to tumblr? #the fact that the leadership is so incredibly out of touch with the reality of this place #that his paper thin skin chafes at the mere thought of transparency and accountability. #you're a grown man worth hundreds of millions of dollars #stop pissing and shitting in your diaper about your feelings being hurt and do your fucking job

[aurora-doll-333]

red, white, blue is in the sky 💋 summer’s in the air and baby, heaven’s in your eyes

#born to die #lana del rey #lizzy grant #national anthem #coquette #dollette #marilyn monroe #girlblogger #vintage americana #americana #50s aesthetic #vintage #lana del rey lyrics #ldr aesthetic #nympette #summer #angelic #dream girl #this is what makes us girls #million dollar man #summertime sadness #60s #lana unreleased #this is a girlblog #just girly things

[kaiju-krew]

monarch made him merch

#spending millions of taxpayer dollars on making goji merch of his wife to keep him happy enough until she returns is a good idea trust me #didnt miss her at all btw #nuh uh #godzilla #mothra #mosugoji #mothzilla #kaiju #my art

[fluttershyes]

my comic rendition of @swollenbabyfat 's post

#mine #my little pony #mlp #fluttershy #tree hugger #tw drugs #all of the car shots are directly traced from goofle images exept the first one #and the intersection #dude u could not pay me a million dollars to learn to draw cars🫡 #long post

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i lose 80% of respect for a movie the moment a female protagonist wakes up in bed with artfully tousled hair and a full face of unsmudged makeup what is that mcfuckery

#don't care how good the movie was up until that point #the director clearly has no meaningful grip on human reality #maybe i'll finish the movie but from this moment on i am watching a grown man playing with dolls in a sandbox #which is actually a bit insulting to kids as metaphors go #bc i've MET kids who have way more empathy for their dolls than this man apparently does to his female characters #who the FLIP gave this man a 50 million dollar budget. he has never met a woman

[hoegender]

kaishin nation i am so, so sorry

#shuakemi nation hang in there #ive been laughing hysterically for the past hour its actually hilarious #im so glad i was here for this #detective conan movie 27 spoilers #m27 spoilers #the million dollar pentagram #detective conan #magic kaito #dcmk #shinichi kudo #kaito kuroba #kaishin #thihart #thiha goes insane

[heraxic]

date night with wintersberg ft karl in a metallic/copper-colored suit

evie as they were leaving: ‘finally taking the TRASH OUT??’

i imagine (for karl esp.) the transition from being used to feeling and looking like shit to adjusting to a comfortable lifestyle would be pretty jarring sometimes

#re8 #re8 ethan winters #ethan winters #re8 karl heisenberg #re8 heisenberg #ethan x heisenberg #wintersberg #fanart #my art #sketch #playing dress up with fictional characters #person who guesses what the last panel is referenced from gets a million dollars

[theveryworstthing]

"Welcome! I'm glad to see that we still have people interested in volunteering. We have 6 positions open this Riverseason, 3 at each of the base camps. After you fill out your paperwork I'll take you to meet the new Companions and we'll see who you connect with!"

every few years after a heavy rainy season the river swells and a lush, high, patch of forest grows around its fattened middle in a matter of days. during this time strange Creatures emerge to nest in the surrounding area, which is seemingly a safer place to rear young than the forest, and then migrate back when the river begins to lower in a few months. neither the creatures nor the Townsfolk know why the forest appears or what exactly is going on with the river but they learned long ago to (mostly) live in peace. 

while the forest makes most people uneasy, some are very eager (maybe too eager) to explore it. this includes some young Creatures who seem equally compelled to Enter. experience says that mixed teams have a better chance or survival (little guy with Powers + person with thumbs and camping supplies is a pretty good combo even if communication can be rough sometimes) and so that is how the scouting trips operate. scouts start at either upriver or downriver base camps just outside the forest and try to follow the river the entire way to avoid getting lost.

it is so easy to get lost.

most people lose sight of the other scouting teams about half a mile in even though they're all following the same river and going in the same direction. best case scenario is that you make new discoveries, map out a few things, and make it out the other side in way more time than it should really take to walk to the other side. worst case is you can't find your way out before the river starts to dry up and you hope the rain is heavy next year. 

pictured above are the little Companions ready to hike in with someone this season. you will only learn their names if you connect with one, but in loose power typing terms we've got:

a prophesy type (omens good and bad. tea leaves, smoke, tiny bones)

a wander type (never settled and never has to be. a shifter of sorts)

a fungal type (more than it seems. eager for friendship)

a celestial type (looking into the void. navigating by starlight)

a dirt type (grounded and persistent. a terror to terrors)

and a sylph type (the air in your lungs. the invisible belief)

which Companion will you choose? what name comes to you when they choose you back? 

#body horror #monsters #they're just little guys #what if someone gave me a million dollars to make the weirdest pokemon game ever created? #if i actually did this i think the player character would also be non-human. probably make them a goblin. #you shepherd the creature and also you are a creature :)

[thebibliosphere]

There’s a house near me that’s a beautiful old Queen Anne that I’d love to share with all of you but can’t because I don’t want to doxx myself, but you’ll just have to trust me when I say it's exterior is gorgeous. Just beautiful ornate gothic latticework. Think gingerbread Addams family house. There you go.

Anyway, I found out it went up for sale the first thing I did was look it up to catch a glimpse of the inside.

Now, this could just be the PMDD talking, but I think if you’re the type of person to gut an 1880 house of all its original features and replace them with faux white marble floors and beige farmhouse chic walls, I’m not saying you should be torn apart by ravenous wolves.

I’m just saying I should be allowed to eat your heart in the marketplace.

#if i had several million dollars I’d spent the rest of my life restoring her #but alas we live in the bad place

[shesnake]

girl help there's people saying the multi-million dollar toy advertisement is going to save cinema

#as opposed to the regular multi-million dollar toy advertisements we're used to (everything by disney etc)

[coughloop]

tumblr is acting awfully cheeky for a site i have no reason to believe wouldnt sell to musk in a heart beat if he offered 0.1 percent of what he payed for twitter

#for those who arent good at math thats 44 million dollars #aka 41 million more than wordpress bought it for

[faith-gigliorosa]

Detective Conan: The Million Dollar Pentagram Airdate: April 12, 2024

#this hit me hard! #dcmk #kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #kaito kid #nakamori ginzo #magic kaito #the million dollar signpost #the million dollar pentagram #movie 27 #detective conan #case closed #meitantei conan #magic kaito 1412 #gosho aoyama #animanga #gif #dailygifs #fyanimegifs #fyeahanimegifs #fyanimanga #anime #mygifs #faithgigliorosa