#a tale of two captains

[pippinoftheshire]

Just As a Prelude...

While I am working on my new UNCLE wingfic, I thought that I might as well make it clear on my choice of wings beforehand lol, so here we are:

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Napoleon Solo: Great Tailed Grackle

I could not resist the feathers <3 They were too gorgeous and exactly what I had in mind for dear Solo :)

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Illya Kuryakin: Barbary Dove

Someone actually suggested this to me a while ago, and I felt that it was perfect <3 The neutral tones feel right for Illya, seeing as he isn't a showy kind of person. And of course... we all know he's a big softie on the inside, so FLUFFY FEATHERS!!!!

<3

#fanfiction #tmfu #wingfic #work in progress #FEATHERS!!! #a tale of two captains

[maruchanart]

Dogs love watermelons!!! 🍉🍉🍉

#dogman #dog man #dog man fanart #dog man art #dog man a tale of two kitties #captain undertpants #dog man and cat kid #free palestine #free gaza #strike for gaza #strike for palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #end genocide

[tales-of-snaktooth]

Welcome, Captain Seaside | Year 287 | Part 1

First (here) | Next

Workin on a comic! As the title says, this will revolve around Seaside's first meeting with the other three matriarchs.

The grump of the hour isn't here yet, but we do have these two bickering!

#baby's first attempt at something webcomic-adjacent let's gooo #this is actually just two pages cut in half. hopefully that'll help it be more readable #expect the next part of this to be out sometime next week or the week after #I'll continue with answering asks once im done with this lil set of comics #i feel like getting these done beforehand will help y'all get a better sense of what's going on in their lives so far #Stone Era #Olsa Patchfern #Elass Dunecuts #Tillneh Silkymask #(only mentioned) #Avriette Silkyface #Bugsnax #Comic #Tales of Snaktooth #Welcome Captain Seaside #Olsa's faces were so fun to draw here. this grumpy nepotism lady #also lmk if the alt text doesn't work/is messed up if u use it. i noticed that the ones written for these pages are a bit long

[kingtuna]

I was rewatching Tales of the Jedi and just

Practice Makes Perfect

(that ending hurts)

but also Rex was so concerned for Ahsoka

"Don't worry Rex she'll wake up"

"I don't know how much she can take" like yeah

he obviously had Thoughts about Anakin making them shoot at their teenage little sister

#can you imagine how it went when anakin prwsented the idea? #anakin: imma need you to shoot at a kid #rex: excuse me? #anakin: specification #imma need you to shoot at /your/ kid #rex: EXCUSE ME??? #star wars the clone wars #clone wars #the clone wars #star wars #tales of the jedi #totj #sw totj #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #captain rex #like even if it was stun bolts #there is damage #not to mention those are people very close to her that hes ordering to shoot her #an actual fourteen to sixteen year old #and rex clearly expressed his concerns to anakin at LEAST those two times #and there were pretty obviously more Thoughts #he stood there the whole time and was probably screaming inside #anyway tiny caleb cameo

[biolizardboils]

back at it again yall

#captain underpants #the epic tales of captain underpants #george beard #harold hutchins #dog man #ms. chivess #diddlysaurus #melvin sneedly #text post meme #cu #cu show #cu books #george #harold #melvin #me talking #(i got two more coming but theyre both 3-parters so theyre getting their own posts)

[braisedhoney]

[SCENARIO CONTINUED FROM HERE.]

You select the second oldest of the available files. An observation log — COLONY keeps these, or so you assume. He never leaves commentary or notes to organize them. He probably just memorizes them instead. The terminal beeps beneath your fingertips, every click practically a gunshot in the quiet room. Thanks to your pass you are technically permitted to be here by the system — but you know better. There are security measures here that were not to be violated. If you are discovered, if THIS is discovered, you would likely be in trouble. The screen loads. Text fills the margins. After a moment, you realize that it is not just a file; it’s a transcript and an audio sample. There’s also a small attachment of some kind, likely an image. You play the audio.

[LOADING. . . (A short period of complete silence. Then, rustling as footsteps approach, and the familiar whir of a door. A familiar voice fades in with them.) “… I told you, it isn’t going to work.” “So you’ve said, Captain.” (The door whirs again. Locks.) “Please don’t call me that. Everyone keeps calling me that. Really I mean, I don’t even know what to do with…” (The sound of movement. Footsteps, slightly heavier but more measured than the first. The sound of something opening with a mechanical hiss — a containment unit?) (A quiet sigh. It’s barely audible.) “That… isn’t what I think. Right? Another one?” (A chuckle.) “Don’t sound so unenthusiastic. It’s terrible for morale.” “Le—“ “Just put them on, won’t you? It can’t hurt. One more trial.” “… Fine! Fine.” (The footsteps draw closer.) “Good. Now grab my hand.” (A clang, like somebody knocked into something.) “No.” “Trust me.” (Rapidly receding footsteps joined by another set.) “No!”(A loud bang, like a fist slamming against metal. The footsteps stop.) “No.” “It’ll be fine.” “You don’t know that.” “I’m right.” “This isn’t the answer. It isn’t going to — it’ll never be the answer, Leander, and I don’t even know what it — you know you can’t, right? Can’t come back? Doing this won’t let you see her agai——!“ “Captain.” (Silence.) “… shit. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that.” “Prove it.” ”Leander, please.” “Grab my hand. This will work.” “…” “I swear.” (The seconds tick by. Then.) “You...” (Another chuckle. Warmer in tone.) “Didn’t I say I would do it? Didn’t I promise?” (Laughter. Loud, nearly hysterical laughter interrupts him. It’s boisterous, disruptive.) “You did! You did, you… you magnificent bastard, you really found a way to———“] The audio ends. You stare at the screen. No matter how long you look at it, the text does not continue, the audio file does not extend. All that remains is a single attachment. Frustration makes your jaw tense, but you don’t have time to waste being angry. You’re running out the clock as it is. You click it. [LOADING. . .]

And then the screen goes dark. No. Not just the screen — the whole room blacks out. Every terminal flickers off, every bulb extinguishes. For a moment, there is total, unfamiliar silence. Even the faint electric buzzing that comes with electronics is gone. You are completely alone. You turn, grasping blindly at the records pass, the imprint of the screen still on your eyes. You stumble for the door, and to your surprise the pass blinks green, the only light left in the room. It opens and you shove your way through into the hall — Only to slam into a barrier. You look around. There is no hallway. Of all times for the paths to shift… The room you are in is tiny. The door behind you closes, and there is no scanner on your side, nor a handle. It is completely featureless. There is no way to open it. You call for COLONY. There is no answer. You call for the Captain. There is no answer. You call for help. You call for help. You call. You call. you. c a l l. . . . . . . . . . [YOU CANNOT BE TRUSTED.] [. . . ] [THE CAPTAIN WILL LOOK FOR YOU.] [. . .] [BUT THE CAPTAIN WILL NOT FIND YOU.] [ . . . ] [I AM SORRY.] [I AM SURE THAT MEANS LITTLE. BUT I AM.] [CURIOSITY IS NOT A TERRIBLE THING.] [BUT I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT HUMANS QUITE LIKED CATS.] [. . .] [A POOR JOKE.] [I CAN’T HELP BUT WONDER IF IT WAS WORTH IT.] [I DOUBT IT.] [BUT I DO HOPE.]

(Scenario End. Ending: “Status Quo”.)

#tales aboard the hive #captain’s contests (interactive games) #i’m sorry for how brief this was! i didn’t want to drag it out if it ended up being not fun for people lol #i did it on a whim because i wanted to celebrate the whole HIVE thing #fun fact: if you had chosen either of the other two options there would have been entirely different conversation files! #each one with a different piece of art to go with it #back in the box those concepts go though ✨ #thank you to all the crewmates who followed for… literally any fandom i’m in #i promise more of that will come soon #just gotta get the HIVE brainrot out first #but hey if you did enjoy this lemme know #it was interesting to write #hive crewmates tag (ocs) #ney’s art #sona art

[fancyhats-and-fennelsbuds]

Do you think Amelia and Arrow ever got stoned together back in the spacers academy or it's just me

#Treasure planet #My writing #Just imagine #Amelia with two blown irises intensely pointed at Arrow “I tell you! Friggin' sparkly water--with fizzy air inside!!- #-Bubbles purposely put in there!" #Arrow just solemnly nodding- eyes squint- sure to have unveiled a deeper emotional meaning during Amelia's tale telling #“THEY ARE CAGED SAMUEL JUST FOR OUR OWN AMUSEMENT” she cries in growing dispair clutching the lad's shirt lapels #Memes #captain amelia #Mr arrow #My art #The lad talks

[sneedlier]

Hiiiii guys. Back 4 my monthly art dump

Also, Melvinborg and Dr Two Brains clothes swap :3

Sorry if they look a bit silly, it was a bit rushed cause i got lazy 😢

Might do a Melvin and Tobey clothes swap next :33

#imma disappear 4 a month again /hj #|| #captain underpants #tetocu #the epic tales of captain underpants #melvinborg #tetocu melvinborg #the epic tales of captain underpants melvinborg #wordgirl #wordgirl villains #wordgirl pbs #dr two brains wordgirl #dr two brains #dr twobrains #wordgirl dr two brains #fan art #fanart #clothes swap #hari actually draws

[q-ueen-potato]

MAIN LIST FOR MY AU

-Rising Sun(Straw Priest) AU

AU where Luffy is the reincarnation of Nika, the Sun God, there's two versions of this au. Tag: #Rising Sun AU and #Straw priest AU

-Actor AU(soon)

AU where the One Piece universe is a TV show and the characters are actors. Tag: #Actor AU

-DC AU (soon)

AU with the One Piece character as DC characters. Tag: #DC AU

-Meet the Monkeys AU

AU where Luffy lives the plot of Meet the Robinsons. Tag: #Meet the Monkeys AU

-The Griffin House AU (soon)

AU where the One Piece characters are the characters of the Owl House. Tag: #The Griffin House AU

-Mandalorian AU

AU where the strawhats are a mandalorian clan in the universe of Star Wars. Tag: #Ha'sarad Buyce Allit AU

-The Three of us AU

AU where Luffy is part of a set of triplets. #The Three of Us AU

-Fusion AU :

Au where all the D bearers has the ability to fuse with other people. Tag:#Fusion AU

-Tale of two captains AU (soon)

AU where Garp was a pirate before joining the marine and co-captain with Roger. Tag:#Tale of two captains AU

-Sniper Island AU

AU where Syrup Village slowly becomes the Sniper Island thanks to Kaya. Tag: #Sniper Island AU

-Avatar AU(the one with blue people)

AU where Luffy is a Na'vi and some characters too. Tag: #Avatar AU

-Stolen Throne AU

AU where the Clan of D was originally the rulers of Marijoise before the war and the WG. Tag: #Stolen AU

-Made of Wishes AU

AU where Luffy is not a human but him and his family are part of the genie specie. Tag: Made of Wishes AU

-Lost Royalty AU

Garp was the former king of Goa that had his throne stolen from him. Tag: Lost Royalty au

-Two sides AU

Garp and Roger are twins on this au. Tag: Two sides au

-Modern au

An au where is taken on our world. Tag: Modern au

- House of Drayce AU

An au where the clan of D all came from the same kingdom

#one piece au #The Three of Us AU #Fusion AU #Actor AU #DC AU #Meet the Monkeys AU #The Griffin House AU #Rising Sun AU #Sniper Island AU #Tale of two captains AU #Ha'sarad Buyce Allit AU #Straw Priests AU #Stolen Throne AU #Made of Wishes AU #please ask me about my au #I love talking about them #Avatar AU #lost Royalty au #two sides au #modern au #Dark Mirror au #One to four au #Magic au #house of drayce

[kazoosandfannypacks]

subtle little captainswan lockscreen/wallpaper combos. rb or like if used! 🦢🏴‍☠️🧭

#captain swan #killian jones #emma swan #once upon a time #ouat #let me know if you have ideas for more of these!!! #once upon a time season 6 #once upon a time season 3 #once upon a time season 4 #a tale of two sisters #the song in your heart #no place like home

[chaoticdilfkisser]

hi i did a little edit ish thing of my own moxie off work design

#captain underpants #moxie swaggerman #tetocu #the epic tales of captain underpants #her colors are a ref to my two kids i gave her…. her son wears purple and her daughter wears red!!!! #Its a reference to how shes a proud mom #i love putting my own little references to my ocs

[pippinoftheshire]

Stubborn Fanfics...

Until one cool autumn day when Napoleon had been climbing the tree out back, fingers digging into the scratchy bark with the reckless abandon of a ten-year-old who knows no fear. He had fallen, grip slipping as gravity seized him in it’s cruel talons, hauling him towards the ground. His spine had itched. Then ached. Then he had screamed as, with a searing surge of pain, his skin had torn- wings bursting from his back in a slew of bloodied feathers. His mother had found him, curled under the tree, sobbing from the pain, his small body shaking, fair skin smeared with scarlet. And all she had dome was hold him and cry. Plead to her Lord to fix her boy, to take away this curse.

This right here? This is when I realized that this fic is doing its own thing. I have no control over the story, and I am just along for the ride.

god, the number of times this has happened to me... I swear

lol <3

#fanfiction #wingfics #A Tale Of Two Captains #writing troubles #what can you do? #suppose we will just have to see where it goes looool <3

[maruchanart]

Re-draw of my old-ahh fanart

#dog man #dog man art #dog man fanart #dog man petey #petey the cat #dog man x Petey #captain undertpants #dog man a tale of two kitties #redraw

[talesfromedgecity]

Dry-lander blues

Captain NJ17 has a fiery relationship with the SS Raskolnikov, which is to say - her love language is warheads and torpedos. Now you might think it's irresponsible to flirt with something that can fire off nukes, but who am I to judge?

Also: I must be seeing double??

#love wins #double trouble #tales from edge city #the dead won't rest #comic #web comic #gouache #watercolor #webcomic #cyberpunk #ink #emily fence #number two #peter lorre #the shark girls #captain nj17

[drc00l4tt4]

They kiss kiss

#you cant stop me from spam drawing these two #i cant even stop myself /hj #[ dr's artwork ] #[ dr's hyperfixations ] #[ dr's aus ] #[ underverse au ] #[ nuts n bolts ] #[ 🥽 ] #captain underpants #melvin sneedly #melvinborg #tetocu #the epic tales of captain underpants #[ punkerds ]

[orchideae]

1) Opens up drafts with my head empty, ready to be flooded, not knowing where I'll go. 2) 30 seconds later: Okay but I will go feral any day of my life over Perilous Trail, and the fierce dichotomy of Xiao and Yelan. While they're far from being 'the same', they both view themselves as soldiers in one way or another (it's a very difficult word to use for Yelan, so I'm using it very liberally and very loosely), they have both suffered losses on the 'battlefield' and carry the burden thereof in their own ways. And yet they stand so firmly in opposition throughout the entirety of that questline up until the very end of the 'the end of the line' conclusion of the quest. Yes, I know that she offers him her gratitude in its aftermath and it is genuine, but she still never agrees with him and the decision that he made moments earlier. It simply 'worked out' because of Zhongli's interference, he's the only reason it worked out. And it's because of that, that she doesn't give him a hell of a hard time (obviously she can't go down there, but imagine the inner frustration of severe extents; when you condemn someone who you can't even see anymore). In the same way that she would do to anyone who would sacrifice themselves for others, but in this case, I think it's 'beautiful' that it's to Xiao; the one who seems most adamant to do so (which honestly, fits into the contract that the Yakshas chose to sign with Morax; 'the ultimate sacrifice' to protect for Liyue; 'for Liyue', and Liyue has always centered itself around its people), the one who everyone reveres (and so does she, as she notes in her voiceline, 'if I ever have the honor to fight alongside') and respects for good reason, she stands against him, because in that moment, regardless of his status, he makes a call that she considers wrong. And he doesn't even... fight her on it very fiercely, and that's what actually hurts me the most, it's as if the following line hit the nail directly on the head?

"Besides, if you were really so determined to end it all, you wouldn't have given us the opportunity to share our opinions."

#[ mini study. ] that which hides inside her… that constant calling; it is the blood of heroes which has been howling for 500 years. #[ and then shortly after 'the point is: it's not time for drastic measures yet.' ] #[ /shakes ven into another dimension. ] #[ i thought the ost at the end of perilous ruined me enough. but tale of the yakshas may actually ruin me more. ] #[ also i love how i typed up the bit of the contract and 'for liyue' and zhongli in my head isn't rattling at bars but-- ] #[ he's sipping his tea (the equivalent). one day ven. i /promise/ you. one day you'll get him from me. ] #[ he'll likely be the 2nd genshin blog to run alongside yelan if/when i get to being able to run two again. ] #[ but until then. can we talk about the dynamic of xiao and yelan until we're blue in the face? i'd like to do that too. ] #[ i type this as if i'm perfectly chill but i'm not. i'm really not. the concept of self sacrifice and sacrifice as a whole. ] #[ BETWEEN THESE TWO. drives me /insane/. and part of me sits here and goes-- ] #[ god. what happened with yelan and her team down there? we know that despite every plan she ever made and prepared-- ] #[ their enemies (WHAT WERE YOU FIGHTING??) were too powerful and more specifically-- too smart. too calculating. ] #[ ... and too strong (okay literally what on earth were you fighting? are we talking the khaenri'ah soldiers? like what? or abyss mages?) ] #[ (but abyss mages don't exactly entirely fit the description in her story. ugh. UGH). ] #[ any way-- it was her and her team. /they/ all died and she didn't. yanfei describes it as... ] #[ 'knowing that your life was saved when others weren't'. surely the millilith didn't intervene or happen to arrive. yelan must've... ] #[ gotten away? or something? but that doesn't feel quite right. but i'm just sitting here left with the idea of... when you lead a team. ] #[ you bear the responsibility of even their lives. and yet despite bearing that responsibility; she's exactly the one who lived. ] #[ the only one who did. that has to be a /stupid/ burden. it's like the captain who has to go down with the ship but is the only one... ] #[ who gets to live. only one who gets to survive. i just. ] #[ i didn't think i'd love a character as much as this one. where did she come from; jesus christ. ]