#a: 👹

[wandasaura]

i decided to be nice and not individually send every thought i’ve had in the last hour, you’re welcome babygirl.

reader:

- getting a drunken tattoo during the mommy and daddy don’t know they went out request

- wrecking (minorly) with daddy on the bike

- getting high asf and causing mischief w/ yelena while mommy and daddy are out and them coming home to absolute chaos

- run away reader run away ready run away reader

- car breaks down on the what was it? 40 minute drive? to westview from campus in the middle of the hottest summer ever, thanks global warming

- breaking something in the house or something along those lines and losing her shit because her real mother would kill her for something like that

- slipping while running around the pool after mommy has literally punished her for doing that previously. hurts herself, could break something, cries like a baby while wanda just sighs with her hands on her hips with that “i told you so look” until she can’t stand not holding babygirl

- someone gets sick (hurt/comfort) or baby gets sick and get literally everyone sick, rip squad

- mommy and daddy finally realize how few actual meals reader eats and institutes the sticker chart to earn stickers and eventually a super special treat

- mommy and daddy make reader get life360 or an airtag attached to her after running away so much

- 👹

i was waiting to answer this until i finished what i needed to do. but okay let me ponder all of this:

— r would get a henna with monica and be absolutely distraught when she wakes up the next morning and there’s a mini palm tree on her hip bone. it would take natasha literally holding her down on the bed to get her to see it’s literally only temporary

— never going to happen, absolutely not. if natasha has even the slightest bad feeling she’s calling wanda to come pick you up. she’s a reckless driver, but after her accident she’s reluctant to even get on the bike but she knows that you adore it so she does it for you. she’s not willing to risk your safety even if she knows that logically nothing would’ve happened had she kept you on with her

— after the first time you get high yelena offers to show you an actual good time, more so you stop associating weed to ill practically greening out lol. she makes you wait half an hour between hits, slaps your thigh when you take a hit too hard/deep. she’s a total mother hen which is funny considering she’s the most chaotic person you know. when you’re high enough, you and her try and make wandas cookie recipe bc you’re properly suffering from the munchies and guess who walks in right as you drop flour all over the floor… wanda and natasha who had been out at a business dinner that you’d willingly elected not to attend. you practically fling yourself at natasha and giggle about how wanda’s face is as red as her hair.

— she accidentally knocks a certificate off the wall when she tries to open up the window in natasha’s office. it’s only a small crack in the frame, but her mind sends her back to a place where any minor infraction was punishable. she’s an inconsolable wreck when natasha gets home but it’s reassured that it’s only a frame and it can be fixed.

— no because r would eat absolute shit and wanda doesn’t know whether to rush over and assess the damage or reprimand her for once again running next to the pool, but when he notices the blood that’s slowly tainting the pavement she’s at your side in minutes trying to calm you down

— the little bug gets a bug and she’s down bad. it’s only a day before natasha gets sick too, and wandas the last man standing. she never thought having two girlfriends would become having two whiny and clingy toddlers but alas she’s found herself in a position that’s not at all dissimilar. you’re clinging to her whenever she’s around and natasha’s whining for kisses despite turning her head away everytime wanda tries to give her one. “don’t kiss me, you’ll get sick too” and wanda just rolls her eyes because natasha’s fever is so high there’s no doubt she’ll forget by time she’s better. you and natasha get better and a week later wanda is sick… which nobody wants

— they compromise and let her have coconut shrimp and literally nothing else for dinner because apparently that’s “the only thing that i’m going to eat, my brain has been demanding it all day”

— no because i think it would come into play when natasha has to leave for another business trip! she’s suggests the life360 so you know where she is and that she’s safe if she can’t text back right away… and it does come in handy when you inevitably take off again

it is fucking brutal trying to type in the rain

#yail: asks #a: 👹 #answered. #𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 ꔫ

[nosleep83]

When

Like if you agree

#👹👹👹👹👹 #tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt #tmnt mikey #tmnt donnie #tmnt b team

[sirenium]

Stimming isn't enough. I need to violently vibrate out of existence

#autism #asd #actually autistic #actually adhd #adhd #actually audhd #autism memes #adhd memes #me whenever I see anything related to Shadow The Hedgehog or Sonadow #like I actually start foaming at the mouth on the spot (not really but shabsjsbsjsb) #h a p p y 👹

[aivy-saur]

REPOST CUZ IT WASN'T IN THE TAGS PUTCHA 👹

#tUMBLR 🔪🔪🔪🔪 #DON'T BE A BITCH PLS AND THANK U 👹 #anyhoo 🥰🥰🥰 soft clingy Leona with dilated pupils because AWAWAKWJSKWHELXHWODHQNRLCUWO2HOXJA92HTPK4TPKQ #I was feeling sad so I had to retaliate rq #Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Disney Twisted Wonderland #Disney TWST #Leona Kingscholar #TWST Leona #TWST Fanart #aivy is simping once again

[thirsty-koi]

A souvenir

Ghost brings back enemy heads for 👹! Soap after missions

(He gets kisses as rewards)

Part 3? of this

#cod mw2 #cod au #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #call of duty #ghost x soap #soap x ghost #cod modern warfare #soapghost #👹! Soap

[serendippertyy]

to be loved is to be changed 🖤💜

#GOINGG INSNANEEEEEE #they r ........ #this is all I've cared about for the past couple days im not the same person i once was im jumping off the walls biting the bars of my cage #go season 2 spoilers #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable bureaucracy #ME: 👹👹 #my art

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate chuuya canonically drives a 2006 sparkly barbie motorcycle

#for the love of god someone pls take away my artist privileges #this came to me in a fever dream except i wasn't actually sick just delusional #the pink leather jacket was a gift from kouyou for his sixteenth birthday and he's obliged to wear it everytime he takes the motorcycle out #dazai finds it absolutely fucking hilarious and probably takes blackmail photos except you can't blackmail a bad bitch like chuuya so #every time you open his photos he's probably the only one getting embarrassed bc it's all pics of his partner👹 #anyway he looks so bbygirl in pink i wish he changed his outfit for smth other than official art #but alas #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #lotus draws

[helpallthenamesaretakenblog]

rereading hoo, its so fun to see the characters get absolute whiplash from percy

+ bonus:

Not just the other five who have known him for a few days, EVEN ANNABETH

#Hazel saw percy’s thought process go from #“🤪you have a feast for tuna😯” to “observing from your behaviourisms #i conclude your eagle has been stolen again🤓” #Piper had to see him go from #“👹🤬LEO HOW DARE YOU BLOW UP-😡” To “😊hi piper😇” #All of this in a span of two to three days #percy jackson #rick riordan #pjo fandom #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #heroes of olympus #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy and grover #percy pjo #percy series #grover #pjo art #percy and annabeth #annabeth #Smart percy jackson

[hazbin-a-blood-bag]

That sudden shift in tone took me out 💀

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll #wyll ravengard #he went from 👹 to 😇 in a split second #icchi's edits

[jolyonvane]

me and who

#fight club #soapshipping #I've watched this movie like 10 times and I'm feeling a rewatch on the horizon....... #oh the infodumps my friends are gonna have to put up with 👹 #idk why i never got into the fight club fandom i just scrolled thru an hours worth of content yall are funny asf #my art

[babkaboy]

one of the requests was a medieval au with dragon!anakin and physician!obi-wan and naturally i cheated and drew targaryen prince anakin and grand maestre obi-wan

#obikin #anaobi #one would say he’s a dragon… from a certain point of view 👹 #sorry i just binged GOT and HOTD again and had to take this out of my system #also i hc obi-wan coming from de riverlands and i will die on this hill #(​yes he’s wearing the river stone qui-gon gave him)

[wandasaura]

v random idea I just had for a fic where mommy asks for something from r and r is like “oh it’s in my bag can you just grab it” because she’s busy with something. While mommy is digging through her school bag out comes a pineapple coconut ice vape that belongs to r’s friend and must have gotten picked up when they went out to lunch earlier. There is only so much time to explain that as mommy loses her shit on r🫶🏽😃

-👹

i’m actually going to pull a rapunzel and bonk you over the head with a frying pan

#rip pineapple coconut ice #a: 👹 #answered. #𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 ꔫ

[anantaru]

GUYS.

#daddy is back and spread his legs 👹 #๑•ᴗ•๑ yoru approved'

[byallmeans1]

#fr im so excited for this story dhskajsj #levihan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #aot #hanji zoe #attack on titan #levi ackerman #hange zoe #myart #levi: OpEn YoUR EyEs FFS👺👹 #also levi: sshhh youre alright 🥰😇

[kaiminluu]

HOW DO YOU CALL YOUR LOVERBOY?

new chapter of close to me out NOW (fondly dubbed by wayli and i the sea monster crawl chapter) - please refer to the "love is strange" dance scene in dirty dancing if you are unfamiliar bc this scene is

find chapter 7 on @wayward-sherlock 's ao3 !!

#close to me #ctm #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #byler fanart #st fanart #byler fic #my art #byler au #byler x dirty dancing #oh sylvia?? #yes MICKEY #HOW DO YOU CALL YOUR LOVERBOY #COMERE LOVERBOY 👹👹👹 #and if he doesn't answer? #OH LOVERBOYYYY #and if he STILL doesn't answer? isimplysayBABAYYYY #ngl this song jams so hard

[mudg0bln]

#unintelligible goblin noises #goblincore #bastardcore #frog #froglife #gremlincore #goblinposting #gremlin #goblin #frog culture #goblin culture #cryptidcore #aesthetic #goblin things #phrogz #phrog #picnic #👹👹