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Can someone come just blow me up, I think work is finally starting to break me
#what does the owl say#AAAAAAAHHH#AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH#aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh FUCK#FUCK#FOR FUCKS SAKE
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i actually really try not to be like this but everybody i know irl makes me so mad like i do not like anybody. everybody pisses me off so much. why isn’t there a single person i can stand to be around
#the dnd people texted me this morning to tell me we’re doing it tomorrow and i’m soooo mad i’ve been dreading it all day#but i’ve already blown them off 2-3 times so i have to go#and usually i just drink a lot of beer but i can’t even bring my own beer because i don’t have my id!!!!!#so i’m probably going to have to tell this girl that i got my wallet stolen and i would rather die#bc she’s the one who made such a fucking scene about me planning to go to chicago alone last year#oh my godddddddddd aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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#i am so angry right now and i do not understand how to experience it#anger is an emotion im so uncomfortable with#i just want to S C R E A M#AHHHHHHHHHHHHH#AYUUUUUUYGHHHHHHH#AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH#this feeling will pass but i fucking hate it#AAAAAHHHHHHHH#ok screaming into the void is over#i need to uncleanch my jaw and relax my muscles but i am so uncomfortable#one last scream#AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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When all of this is over (*this meaning: when I get through my godforsaken list of 10 wips) I am writing a fic where everyone is just in love with Misa and she does whatever she wants, I have seen TOO MUCH, people do not GET IT.
#maybe she turns into a warped version of r. flowers and all the other characters fight to the death to date her. idk. I don't have#a specific idea. I'm just tired.#'she was so HARD to LIKE it was the AUTHOR'S fault unlike [literally any horrible man from this story]'#HARD TO LIKE HUH. ONLY IF YOU'RE A *COWARD*!!!!!#HOW many times have I seen people make EVERY effort to expand on the internal world and psyche of the most#straightforwardly bad and boring male characters. but THIS character is where you draw the line??! MISA is where you draw the line???!?!?#I'M GOING TO /BREAK/ SOMETHING#ALSO GO WATCH/LISTEN TO THE FUCKING STAGE MUSICAL#AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH#(also I'm not talking about people who just genuinely do not like her because they don't like most of the characters in this piece of media#(I'm specifically talking about The Double Standards which. look I'm tired. you all know by now.)#(you will NEVER convince me that she is somehow more annoying or more unlikeable or less sympathetic(??) than the#central protagonist of this franchise. I WILL in fact. die on that hill.)#UGH where is long-distance best friend we've literally screamed about this very thing together. hashtag imprinted-on-misa squad#anyway vote misa in all the polls she appears in <3 please and thank you
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Feral buddy on the lost light is so fucking funny, especially if their actually very intelligent.
Ratchet just fixing up some bot who hurt themselves doing something stupid - hey first aid could you-
Buddy who is currently dragging what ever tool Ratchet was about to ask for towards him - ....
Ratchet - how did you...
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Getaway - hey ki- OH WHAT THE FUCK
Tailgate with a buddy on his head whos currently hissing a Getaway because they can clock in a piece of shit from a mile away - don't worry, they're harmless.
(they are infact not harmless)
this is followed by
Rodimus - megs... do you... want some help?
Megatron whos currently having his thumb nawed on by Buddy - ...they don't seem to understand that their jaw isent big enough to bite my thumb
Its just very funny to imagine them doing very intelligent things that leave the crew very confused and a little scared and its paired with all the times their like a feral cat.
FERAL BUDDY!!!!!
More tomfoolery and shenanigans!
Hope you enjoy!
Feral Buddy with Skids, Ratchet, and Rewind
SFW, Platonic, Human reader
MTMTE
Skids
Skids and Buddy are vent friends.
They usually find each other running through the vents or just popping out of nowhere.
Skids is one of the only bots on board who can almost fully understand what Buddy's grunts and gestures mean.
He is willing to throw servos with anyone who tells Buddy that they are unintelligent.
Doesn't mind Buddy climbing things around the ship.
But he does keep an optic out if they are getting too high or if there's anything hazardous around.
Buddy is willing to slow anyone down so Skids can continue any shenanigans he wants.
No one knows why, Buddy just does it.
"SKIDS!"--Getaway
Skids running past him.
Buddy descends from an open vent straight to Getaway's face.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"--Getaway
Rewind
Rewind was one of the first mini's to get comfortable with Buddy.
How did he do it?
Not even Rewind has the answer to that.
It just happened.
But he definitely has this over some boys helms when it comes down to bragging.
Chromedome now has an extra shadow following him.
Buddy has jumped on Rewinds back many times it just becomes second nature.
Rewind and the minis have a documentary series on the life of Buddy. Consisting of random moments in Buddy's life with commentary.
Buddy is trying to open a pickle jar.
They keep trying until they yell at it and throw it against the wall, bouncing off the wall and hitting them in the head.
"Pickle jar 5. Buddy 0."--Rewind
Ratchet
As one of the first bots that Buddy met, it was understandable why Buddy got attached to the medic.
Buddy after accidentally breaking their arm once, was now quiet fond of him.
Buddy likes to perch on his shoulder when he is doing work.
Many times Ratchet has found himself explaining the process to Buddy.
He doesn't approve of Buddy climbing on the medical supplies.
And Buddy does respect his wishes.
The one thing that will forever confuse Ratchet is how Buddy knows which tools he was going to get before he could say anything.
Will fight anyone who calls them dumb.
"Can someone pass the--"--Ratchet
Buddy holding up a pair of pliers proudly above their head.
"...Thanks..."--Ratchet
Happy human noises intensifies.
#transformers x reader#maccadam#human buddy#mtmte x reader#mtmte x platonic reader#mtmte skids#mtmte ratchet#mtmte rewind
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REMEMBERING WHEN KAGURA WAS LIKE "NOW NOBODY WILL TAKE ME AS A BRIDE" AND SOUGO CAME IN WITH "HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU THEN?" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WE WERE SO CLOSE FUCK FUCK
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Keeping up with the Olympians
#kuwto
Episode 8:
Preview: Zeus and Hera finally reconcile! Poseidon and Amphitrite face a new problem. Apollo is on cloud 9 with Hyacinthus, while Ares and Hephaestus have a big fight. Athena and Artemis decide to take the next big step in their relationship. Many more to follow on this unholy episode!
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Scene 1: (Ares and Hephaestus)
Hephaestus' confessional:
It was a nightmare having Athena bring here Ares' shield. But what can I do? Ares wouldn't come to talk if I asked him to...
Ares: There is my shield!
Hephaestus: Yeah, here it is!
Ares: And why did Athena leave it here?
Hephaestus: Actually, I wanted to talk to you...
Ares: Be done! I don't have all day!
Hephaestus: Well, I wanna apologize for my behavior. I know I shouldn't have intervened in your relationship with Aphrodite. You already built a family together! I did all that because I needed the reassurance that I was important and that my presence in this mountain isn't vain! I know it is not a justification of my actions, but I understand my mistake now and I wanna apologize to you because you are my older brother, and my behavior towards you was egotistical and cruel!
Ares: Are you done?
Hephaestus: Yeah, unless you want to say something back!
Ares: Does that apology make you feel good?
Hephaestus: Not entirely, but it is something-
Ares: Cut it! An apology doesn't erase what you did!
Hephaestus: I know but-
Ares: I don't wanna hear anything! All my life I was nice to you, and you stabbed my back!
Hephaestus: You were nice? I don't think you really were nice to me ever!
Ares: Oh really?
Hephaestus: Exactly!
Ares: When everyone was making fun of you I didn't even flinch! You were crying alone while I explained to everyone how awful it was of them to make fun of you! Even Athena made fun of you but you hold her in a higher place than everyone! And that's one of the reasons no one likes me on this stupid mountain!
Hephaestus: Wait, really?
Ares: Yes!
Hephaestus: But you never came to console me?
Ares: You think that only your life was a living hell? I was neglected too when I was young! And don't make me remember that no one came to look for me when I was trapped in that fucking jar!
Ares turns and leaves
Hephaestus: And I guess there is bad blood again!
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Scene 2: (Apollo and Hyacinthus)
Apollo: Babe! Are you having a good time?
Hyacinthus: Yes!
Apollo's confessional:
That pool party we have established every weekend is simply great! Just me and him with no clothes! (winks)
Apollo: What do think about moving in with me?
Hyacinthus: Really? You want to live with me?
Apollo: Yes! Absolutely honey!
Hyacinthus: Don't you think it's a little early to think about it?
Apollo: You have all the time in the world to think! I don't pressure you!
Hyacinthus: Ok, I'll move with you!
Apollo: That's what I like to hear!
Insert Kiss scene with both of them naked
Artemis: Apollo, you won't believe-
Artemis: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Apollo and Hyacinthus cover themselves frantically
Artemis: My eyes! My eyes! Where is the bleach!
Apollo: What are you doing here?
Artemis with her back to them: I was looking for you to tell you something, but you traumatized me for life?
Apollo: What is it?
Artemis: Where is the bleach?
Apollo: What do you want it?
Artemis: To erase that image off my mind!
Apollo: Stop being silly! What did you want to tell me?
Artemis: Are you covered?
Apollo: We have wrapped towels around us, turn around!
Artemis turns around
Artemis: Ares and Hephaestus fought badly, and Poseidon with Amphitrite decided to help in Hera's satanic plan to catch Zeus in the act!
Apollo: NO WAY!
Artemis: YES WAY!
Apollo: Let's go!
Hyacinthus: What about me?
Apollo: I'll take care of you when I come back! (winks)
Artemis: Eeeeewwwww!
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Scene 3: (Hera, Poseidon and Amphitrite in Poseidon's sea getaway)
Amphitrite whispering to Poseidon: I don't think that helping Hera is a good idea!
Poseidon: She is my older sister, I don't really have a choice here!
Amphitrite: Low blow.
Hera enters
Hera: Well, I tried to track him through the monitor detector on his wedding ring but nothing! I can't detect his location!
Poseidon: Are you sure?
Hera: I tried it over a 100 times!
Amphitrite: Maybe he took off his wedding ring?
Hera: What?
Poseidon: Oh no!
Amphitrite: I mean, if he is with another woman why would he wear his wedding ring?
Hera: You are dead!
Poseidon: Calm down, you'll cause a typhoon!
Amphitrite screaming: Poseidon help! This bitch pulls my hair!
Hera: Who did you call a bitch?
Amphitrite: You of course!
Hera: Poseidon!
Poseidon: Ladies, we can solve it in a peaceful way! And this is not what you should be doing now Hera!
Hera leaves Amphitrite's hair
Hera: You are right...
Amphitrite: Well, deal with it yourselves, I don't wanna meddle in any drama!
Amphitrite departs
Hera: Now what?
Poseidon: I have an idea...
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Scene 3: (Hermes, Dionysos and Ariadne)
Dionysos: I love you babe!
Ariadne laying on his chest: I love you too!
Both are ready to kiss until Hermes barges in
Hermes: What are you doing here you little lovebirds?
Dionysos: Now that you barged in like that, nothing!
Hermes cheekily: Did I spoil your fun?
Ariadne: Anyway, what did you want?
Hermes: Did you forget that we were about to have a Pyjama party tonight?
Dionysos: Oops!
Ariadne: And I was horny!
Hermes: Well, I can leave the room and I'll be back in 5 minutes.
Dionysos confused: 5 minutes?
Hermes: Will it take longer?
Dionysos: Excuse me?
Ariadne: Not this again!
Hermes: How long do you two fuck?
Dionysos: I'm the god of parties! Do you think I fuck in just 5 minutes?
Hermes: I don't know man!
Dionysos: Wait!
Hermes: Don't you say it!
Dionysos: You only last 5 minutes?
Hermes: No! I was just teasing you!
Dionysos: No way!
Dionysos falls back in laughter
Ariadne: I guess no sex today....
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Scene 4: (Athena, Artemis and Hephaestus)
Hephaestus: So all that happened with Ares....
Athena: Wow, I must admit he was right...
Artemis: I agree.
Hephaestus: I feel so bad!
Athena: Look, Ares loves you. I think you should give him time. He won't hold grudge against you.
Artemis: Even though his ego is big, he is an understanding person!
Hephaestus: I guess it was too early indeed!
Athena: Well, don't worry. Everything will be okay.
Hephaestus: I guess so.
Artemis: Well, let's talk about something happy!
Athena: We have something to announce!
Artemis: It was a hard decision, but I think it will worth it.
Hephaestus: Come on! Do tell me!
Athena: We'll take the next big step in our relationship!
Hephaestus: Honestly, you are made for each other...
Athena holds Artemis' hand with big eyes
Hephaestus: Well?
Artemis: We'll adopt a puppy!
Hephaestus:..............
Athena: I thought you would be happy...
Hephaestus: I am, but I expected something more tremendous.
Artemis: Like?
Hephaestus: I don't know, something like moving in together like Apollo with Hyacinthus did.
Artemis: Eeeewwww! Don't remind me!
Athena: What happened?
Artemis: I saw them kissing by the pool! Naked!
Athena: Oh....
Hephaestus: I mean, sounds logical to me.
Athena: We assexuals don't relate!
Hephaestus: I think I'll turn assexual too.
Artemis: Why so?
Hephaestus: No one loves me, so...
Athena: No, don't say that!
Artemis: You are great just the way you are, others are idiots for not seeing that!
Hephaestus: You say that? You both were making fun of me being ugly! Only Ares didn't!
Athena:........
Artemis:..........
Hephaestus: I'm leaving!
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Scene 5: (Demeter, Persephone and Hestia)
The three of them shake their salads and proceed to eat them
Persephone: What will Hera do?
Demeter: I don't know honey, she and Poseidon are on some wild shit right now.
Hestia: Why all that drama? Can't they just sit down like grown ups and solve their differences?
Demeter: Sometimes it is just too much!
Hestia: Persephone what will you do with Hades?
Persephone: I decided to give it a chance. It may not be bad afterall.
Demeter: In this case I agree.
Persephone: You never agree with Hades, so this time that you did agree I decided to go for it.
Hestia: Mother-daughter time is the best!
Demeter: When are gonna leave?
Persephone: Probably tomorrow. He must be so alone!
Hestia: What do you think about the Ares-Hephaestus thing?
Demeter: I kinda agree with Ares on this one! The boy always loved his brother!
Persephone: I agree too! We were all awful to the both of them.
Hestia: I think they will reconcile, they love each other.
Persephone: Oh! I didn't tell you!
Hestia: What?
Persephone: Artemis walked in on Apollo and Hyacinthus making out naked by the pool!
Demeter: WHAT? WHEN?
Persephone: Artemis wanted to rip her eyes off!
Hestia: I don't blame her!
Demeter: Hilarious!
Persephone: So much happened this week!
Demeter: That's good fir our show actually!
Hestia: No money, no honey!
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Scene 6: (Zeus, Hera and Poseidon)
Poseidon: It will sure work!
Hera: I hope it will!
Poseidon: Hug me, here he comes!
Hera and Poseidon hug each other romantically to make Zeus jealous
Zeus: What's going on here?
Poseidon: I realised that I was married to the wrong woman all this time!
Hera: Me too! Thanks to your infidelities I found my true love!
Zeus: You are joking, right?
Poseidon: Not at all!
Hera: I'm dead serious!
Zeus: I will also be dead serious when I bury you alive Poseidon!
Zeus storms onto Poseidon
Hera: Babe! No!
Zeus: Don't call him babe!
Poseidon: Why? Jealous?
Zeus: I'll kill you!
Hera: Enough! Both of you! Zeus, it was a set up!
Zeus: Huh?
Hera: I wanted you to see what it is like to be cheated on!
Poseidon: Yes dude, now get off me!
Zeus: Hera, I love you! I never wanted to hurt you!
Hera: I love you too! But do you promise to be faithful?
Zeus: I swear on Styx I will never cheat on you again!
Poseidon: ON STYX?
Hera: I'm also surprised...
Zeus: Yeah, on Styx! I swear eternal faithfulness!
Zeus' confessional:
I really mean it this time! Enough is enough!
Hera's confessional:
I was taken aback, but alt least I get to sleep peacefully again!
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Scene 7: (Hades and Persephone)
Persephone: Hades!
Hades: Honey!
Persephone: I'm so sorry babe! I shouldn't have acted like that!
Hades: I'm sorry! It was stupid of me to do such a thing!
Persephone: No, no! You were right. I thought about it and I concluded that it was not bad afterall.
Hades: Really my love?
Persephone: Yes! I love you!
Hades: No I love you more!
Persephone: No, I love you more!
Minoas: Not this again!
Hades: What did that little piece of shit say?
Persephone: He was happy to see us together again!
Minoas: Yes! That's it!
Hades: I'll let it slide this time...
Persephone: Hades, I missed your hammer!
Hades: Let's take you to see it then? (winks)
Hades lifts Persephone up and takes her to their bedroom
Minoas: Hammer?
Minoas:..........
Minoas: Oooooooohhhhhhhh! I gotta go!
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AND THAT WAS EPISODE 8!
I know it took a long time, but university is hectic!
Anyways, I hope you will have a happy new year filled with love and happiness!
See you soon, in a next episode.
2 more to go!
😜😎😀🎆🍗🌲
#greek mythology#incorrect greek mythology#greek gods#incorrect quotes#incorrect greek gods#ares#aphrodite#apollo#hermes#zeus#hera#zeus x hera#ares x aphrodite#poseidon#amphitrite#poseidon x amphitrite#dionysos#ariadne#Dionysos x Ariadne#hades#persephone#hades x persephone#demeter#hestia#artemis#athena#hephaestus#apollo x hyacinthus#keeping up with the olympians#kuwto
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I GOT HIM!!!!!😭😭😭😭
LIKE FUCK IT IM NOT RISKING IT AGAIN BUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!💙💙
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN RESERVING, HOBBY GENKI HAS HIM UP FOR PO BUT DO IT NOW!!! IDIA IS SELLING OUT AND MANY SITES ARE NOT PUTTING UP THE PAY LATER OPTION! USE PAYPAL’S PAY-IN-4 INSTEAD!! DO NOT WAIT TO GET HIM AFTER MARKET BECAUSE HE WILL GO UP IN PRICE AFTERWARDS!
#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst idia#idia shroud#it’s hurting my wallet right now but i don’t want to risk it anymore#I think I will be making some tough choices to accomodate for this#but it will be worth it💙
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Das war so schön. Jokos Kopf auf Klaas' Schulter und Klaas der dann liebevoll lächelt. Klaas der so halb seinen Arm um Jokos Schulter legen will und Joko der dann sofort knutschen will. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Nun, ich...
...weiß noch nicht so ganz, was ich sagen soll.
Was zur Hölle war da los?
Hören die jemals auf, so zu sein?
Ich erspare euch das endlose Scrollen auf dem Dashboard und packe den Rest unter den Cut. Ich habe mich mal wieder verlabert, aber die Schuld dafür weise ich zu 1000% JK zu.
In diesen 20 Sekunden passiert so viel, ich weiß gar nicht, wo ich anfangen soll.
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-> Zuerst einmal erinnern wir uns hoffentlich alle daran, dass Klaas diesen exakten Move schonmal bei Halligalli gemacht hat.
Im Gegensatz zu damals scheint es Klaas aber diesmal überhaupt nicht unangenehm zu sein. Bei Halligalli wirkte es schon so, als hätte er sich ein wenig ertappt gefühlt und wäre zumindest peinlich berührt gewesen, weswegen er die Bewegung sehr überzogen nachahmt. Auch das Geräusch, was er dabei macht, hat er absichtlich übertrieben. Es soll bloß keiner auf die Idee kommen, dass er tatsächlich so den Arm um Joko legen wollte (I see you, Klaas).
In dem Moment aus dem Kommentarvideo kann ich ehrlich gesagt nicht die Spur einer Unsicherheit erkennen - eher ein bisschen diebische Freude.
Seht ihr dieses softe Lächeln? Und sorry, aber dieses Geräusch, was Klaas da macht, ist mal wieder lupenreines Flirten. Ich kann das nicht anders einordnen als wie ein suggestives "Komm her". Es ist nicht übertrieben laut wie damals bei Halligalli, sondern leise und nur auffällig wenn man verrückt ist wie ich und darauf achtet. Es scheint eher für Jokos Ohren bestimmt und nicht für unsere. Und überhaupt scheint das auf mich keine Show zu sein, sondern eher von selbst, also im Affekt, aus Klaas herausgekommen zu sein.
Er zieht die Hand danach auch nicht hektisch zurück, sondern legt sie wieder ganz selbstverständlich auf Jokos linke Schulter.
(Entschuldigt die grottige Qualität meiner Gifs, der Wille zählt)
Während Joko das Ganze schon sehr witzig findet und beinahe albern wird, wirkt Klaas auf mich eher... selbstzufrieden? Ein bisschen süffisant? Er hat manchmal so eine Energie im Zusammenhang zweideutiger Momente mit Joko, die ich schwer beschreiben kann. Es ist wie, wenn etwas in einer Show genau nach seinem Plan/Willen abläuft. Er lacht dann auch genauso vor sich hin, wie er es in dem Ausschnitt tun. So, wie er sich auch bei LNB aufgeführt hat, als Joko ihn sehr ungeniert angestarrt hat. Es ist ein bisschen wie ein inneres Aufplustern, vielleicht auch wegen der Aufmerksamkeit, die er bekommt und wegen der er sich geschmeichelt fühlt.
Selbst auf Jokos angedeutete Küsse und die doch sehr eindeutige Aussage, dass wenn sie privat gucken würden, sie schon längst zum Knutschen (ich hasse dieses Wort und mit wie viel Liebe Joko es ständig benutzt xD) übergegangen wären, nimmt er sehr offen, und eben mit diesem speziellen Lachen auf.
Spannend fand ich aber trotzdem, dass er dabei die Hand zurückzieht und die Arme vor der Brust verschränkt. Er wirkt dadurch nicht abweisend auf das, was Joko gesagt hat (dafür grinst er viel zu offensichtlich), sondern eher ein wenig so, als würde er sich zum ersten Mal bewusst werden, was er da gerade eigentlich tut.
Das Arme verschränken ist zwar keine Abwehr, aber eventuell doch als ein minimaler Rückzug zu sehen, denn huch, sie sollten eigentlich ihre Show kommentieren und huch, da stehen ja Kameras - und huch, Joko redet schon wieder über privates Rumknutschen. Blöd, dass das immer und immer wieder passiert.
Worauf ich mit der ganzen Sache hinauswill, weiß ich selbst nicht. In Gedanken schreib ich das alles hier eher in Capslock, weil mein Kopf mich seit ein paar Stunden ununterbrochen anschreit, dass die beiden fucking unhinged sind und mich in den Wahnsinn treiben.
Die halten es wirklich keine zwei Stunden in einem Raum miteinander aus, ohne sich sehr nahe zu kommen und sehr ungeniert zu flirten. So, da habt ihr meine Zusammenfassung xD
Hier noch ein Bonus-Gif, wie Klaas Joko anstrahlt, während er sagt, dass es ein "absoluter Horror" wäre, nach dem Knutschen mit Joko (?? meint er das) mit so einem komischen Gefühl aufzuwachen (???? wovon spricht der Mann und warum weiß Joko scheinbar sofort, was er meint?)
Glaubt der den Schwachsinn, den er da erzählt, eigentlich selbst? Oder ist das Hirn gerade so auf Joko, Joko, Joko konzentriert, dass er selbst gar nicht weiß, was da aus seinem Mund kommt?
Ich habe Fragen.
Und finde keine Antworten.
Aber das kennen wir bereits.
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Joko revanchiert sich für die Aktion dann auch auf seine Weise. Ich weiß zwar nicht, was er da mit seiner Hand auf Klaas' Rücken veranstaltet, aber Klaas' Blicke sprechen Bände.
Und Joko setzt sein unschuldiges "Was denn?"-Gesicht auf, das er gerne mal verwendet, nachdem er mal wieder etwas unanständiges gesagt oder getan hat - siehe jeder Halligalli-Teaser jemals.
Jokos sehr verwuschelte Haare und Klaas' eher unentspannter Blick direkt in die Kamera drehen dabei mein Gedankenkarussell auf extrem unangemesse Weise in die falsche Richtung an xD Ich kann manchmal wirklich kaum glauben, was ich da sehe. Vor allem, weil man außer Klaas' Irriation wenig erkennen kann. Nur Jokos Selbstzufriedenheit, die kann man hier förmlich bis nach Hause spüren.
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Was mich bei der ganzen Geschichte so nachdenklich macht, ist dass sie es ja auch anders können. Sie können ganz natürlich die Arme umeinander legen, einander anfassen und dabei eine Selbstverständlichkeit ausstrahlen, die nichts mit Flirterei zu tun hat. Das haben sie in der vorherigen JKP7 Staffel perfekt gezeigt.
Das ist einfach so passiert. Es fühlt sich innig, aber überhaupt nicht suggestiv an, sie so zu sehen.
In derselben Folge haben sie Berührungen aber auch auf eine ganz andere, viel bewusstere Weise der Kommunikation eingesetzt, wodurch das ganze unmittelbar in eine Flirterei abgerutscht ist - über diesen Unterschied habe ich hier schon einmal gesprochen.
Warum es manchmal also in so eine extreme aufgeladene Stimmung kippt, kann ich nur auf ihr Verhalten und eine gewisse Form der Absicht zurückführen, weil JK sich offensichtlich in solchen Momenten mit großer Freude und wenig Blick für die anderen Anwesenden/Zuschauenden gegenseitig hochschaukeln.
Sie müssen nicht flirten, aber sie tun es ganz eindeutig.
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Fazit: Es gibt Tage, da will ich nur ins Kissen schreien und wild auf das gestikulieren, was die da treiben. Heute ist so ein Tag.
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AU Thursday: Smiler's Otherland -- Outfits!
Time to cover what Smiler's wearing during all these adventures in Alice's Wonderland, Victor's Otherland, and their own Otherland! My attitude toward their various outfits can be summed up thusly --
AAAAAAAAH WHY DID I GIVE EVERYBODY SO MANY DOMAINS WHY DID I DO VICTOR VERSIONS OF ALICE'S DLC STUFF NOW I FEEL OBLIGED TO DO THEM FOR SMILER TOO SO MANY FUCKING OUTFITS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*coughs* Uh, yes -- got rather a lot to get through here! ^^; And I fully admit that I am struggling to come up with an outfit for every domain and situation -- as indicated above, it's a lot of fucking outfits! Especially when you remember that I also have to do outfits for Alice and Victor for Smiler's domains... *facepalm* Anyway, here's what I have settled on for the time being:
Smiler's Outfits:
Smiler's Own Otherland --
Smile Always: The equivalent of Alice's "Classic" blue dress, this is what Smiler wears in their own Smile Street domain, as well as any domain in Alice's Wonderland or Victor's Otherland that doesn't prompt a unique outfit (such as the Vale of Tears or the Living Dead Forest). It's a yellow-and-black-striped suit (think the variant Beetlejuice suit (courtesy of @the-crypt-o-club) my Smiler Van Liddelton Sim sometimes wears in their vampiric dark form -- actually, don't think that, let me just show you:
Cripes, remember when Smiler used to live in Britechester? This is a blast from the past...)
Anyway, yes -- yellow-and-black-striped suit jacket and pants like the above; black waistcoat with decorative yellow stitching; a yellow-black-and-white spiral tie (picture one of the eyes of The Smiler logo overlaid on a tie); white shirt; and black shoes with yellow laces. They are basically the exit tunnel from The Smiler coaster in human form. :p Oh, yeah, and if their eyes don't naturally glow bright yellow, they do now! Which holds true for all of their Wonderland outfits.
Neurological Reprogram: The outfit for their X-Sector domain, based off of Dr. Gladwell's outfit from the Smiler Takeover "Fear Test!" Gladwell's outfit, for reference, is a white labcoat that buttons up in the front (in a kind of wrap-around style, though it doesn't go very far around), a white shirt, a black-and-white-striped tie, black pants, black shoes, and yellow glasses. Smiler's outfit is very similar in make, but is a little more colorful, as is their wont -- a yellow wrap-around labcoat; a white shirt; a yellow-and-black-striped tie; black-and-white-striped pants; black shoes; and yellow spiral goggles. Gotta lean into that yellow!
Let Me Entertain You: The outfit for their Musical Mayhem domain, based off Felix E. Lated's outfit from the Celebration Stage! Felix's outfit, for reference, is a glittery yellow jacket, a yellow shirt, a black-and-white-striped bow tie, black pants, and white shoes. Once again, Smiler's outfit is similar in make, but has a bit more color and a few more patterns -- a slightly longer glittery yellow coat (going down to about the top of Smiler's thighs) covered in sequined black and white spirals; a yellow shirt; a rainbow-striped bow tie; black pants with white stripes; and white shoes with yellow laces. Because they gotta stand out on that stage. :p
Ministry: The outfit for their Sanctuary domain, which in this case doesn't have a specific inspiration (though it is supposed to have Kelman vibes, at least) -- a pale gray suit jacket and pants; a white shirt; a slightly darker gray waistcoat; a white tie with the Sanctuary Logo stitched on it in black; and black shoes. Basically, this outfit is meant to be completely clinical and colorless, which Smiler absolutely hates. But well, this is the suit that goes with the domain where all their fears and anxieties live, so why should it be something Smiler LIKES?
Alice's Wonderland --
Splashdown: Smiler's Deluded Depths outfit! This is an old-timey bathing costume like the one Victor wears, only Smiler's top is more like a tank top, and their shorts are shorter, as they're more comfortable showing more skin. The suit has alternating black, white, and yellow stripes, with the yellow stripes glowing. And instead of Victor's seaweed tie and waistcoat, they have a straw boater hat dyed black with a yellow hatband, attached to them with a black chin strap -- so it can be worn on their head or left to float slightly behind their neck. Nice and summery for the waters of Wonderland!
Fifty-Two Pickup: Smiler's Queensland outfit -- and for those of you who remember the first "Sharp-Dressed Victor" post and are like "wait, isn't that the name of Victor's Queensland outfit?" -- well, Smiler's stealing the name because I feel it suits them better. XD (I'm trying to come up with a new name for Victor's outfit -- "Aces Wild" sounds good...) Anyway, it's a dark purple suit jacket and pants; a white shirt; a dark yellow waistcoat with decorative purple stitching; a white tie with the card suits embroidered on it in red and black stitching; and black shoes with purple laces. Figured this one would be a good one to lean into the purple with, given that "royal purple" is a thing.
Advocate: Smiler's Dollhouse outfit! The inspiration behind this one are the various costumes the actual ride employees wear, because I figured it wouldn't be hard to put a more "kiddie" spin on those. As such, the outfit consists of yellow overalls over a black-and-white-striped shirt; black-and-white-striped high socks; and purple shoes just for fun. Very bright, and something I could see a young Smiler wearing under the right circumstances.
Hysterical: Smiler's "Hysteria Mode" outfit! Yes, they get access to Hysteria Mode, though in their case they're not so much bloody as they are glitchy -- the inspiration for this suit is the static and glitches that show up in the various Marmaliser videos and the Smiler Shop TV. We have a white suit speckled all over with lots of little multicolored squares (black, gray, yellow, red, green, and blue) that are meant to look like pixel-y static, with larger concentrations on the left shoulder and right leg; a matching white waistcoat with more squares sprinkled across it; a white shirt; and black shoes. Their eyes also become full black-white-yellow spirals, like in The Smiler logo, with yellow "blood" leaking down their cheeks, and their grin stretches PAINFULLLY wide across their face. Their weapons all end up splattered with yellow and purple "blood" as well -- and as indicated in the Weapons post, this is the only time any of them do direct damage, instead of just stunning enemies or turning them over to Smiler's side. Basically, Smiler is Laughing Mad when they're in this state -- best to give them their space!
Victor's Otherland --
Paintbrush Person -- Smiler's Sketchbook World outfit! Which, as you might imagine, is inspired by a paintbrush. XD Look, Victor's suit for this world is inspired by his sketchbook, while Alice's dress is inspired by the pencil she favors for sketching -- I had to keep to the theme! (And yes, after realizing I called Victor's suit "Paperman," I decided Alice's dress had to be "Pencil Girl," and thus...) Though I partly chose a paintbrush because it was an easy way to get some yellow tones into the outfit -- gotta keep on theme there too. Anyway, this is a suit with a golden jacket and waistcoat (to represent the metal "ferrule" that holds the bristles); a black shirt with a pinstripe pattern (for the bristles themselves); a tie that's all multicolored splotches like paint splatter; black pants patterned with grey swirls to suggest wood grain (for the actual handle); and black shoes.
Still In Progress --
Hatter's Domain: This is one of the outfits I've been struggling with, since -- well, as seen above, Smiler already has a "tech domain" outfit for their own Otherland, and I wanted to make this one distinct. The best option I've come up with so far is to base it off of the magician from Meet The Ministry, since that's guy's black outfit with the long black coat actually matches Alice's Steamdress and Victor's Steamsuit aesthetically the most. (Though I imagine Smiler's will have yellow worked into it -- maybe a yellow shirt or waistcoat?). I also don't know what I'm going to call it -- feels like it should be Steam-something, but... *shrug*
The Mysterious East: I have no idea what I'm going to do with this one -- I guess by necessity it would have to look like Victor's jacket and pants, and I could probably do purple silk with yellow, black, and white patterns, but I don't know what those patterns would be and how to make their version more unique. Hmmm...
The Butterfly Jungle: I almost know what I want to do with this one -- I want it to be based off Sir Algernon (or possibly Sir Algenon, I've seen both spellings), the explorer character who's become a kind of mascot for Alton Towers, and call the outfit "Sir Algie." I'm just having a little trouble pulling it all together -- especially since there's two distinct looks to work with. The Sir A animatronic on the airship in the Alton Towers hotel sports a classic flight cap with a propeller on it and a pilot's brown jacket with a fuzzy collar; while the Sir A performer is a much more classic steampunky gentleman, with a long brown coat, a waistcoat, and a fancy top hat (along with long flowing curly locks). I really like the propeller flight cap for Smiler, and the waistcoat -- I KIND OF want the jacket as well, but I worry that it'll be too hot for the Jungle. Just something I need to think about more.
The Magic Tower: I really don't know what this one will look like yet, I just know that purple and yellow swirls are a MUST. Though, thinking about it, I always have them as having a love for chemistry, so maybe something that makes people think "alchemist?" Hmmmm...
Orchestralia: Another outfit where the problem is "they have their own musical domain and thus their own musical domain outfit, so how do I make this one distinct from that?" Looking at Victor and Alice's stuff, I went with "stripes and musical notes" as a key theme for both -- maybe Smiler has something similar, only their stripes and notes are at an angle or otherwise a bit wonky? And their version would definitely have to be more colorful... Pondering continues!
Victor And Alice's Outfits:
Updates To Previous Outfits --
Beloved(s): Okay, so -- you know how I've been calling Victor's blue suit that matches Alice's dress "Classic" or "Alice Classic?" Well, I had a brainwave a little while ago, and decided that it should instead be "Beloved" to reflect the fact that he's dressing like his beloved. :) And thus, when he's in a situation where he's with Alice AND Smiler, the suit changes to "Beloveds," and gains elements to reflect both of them! Basically what I was thinking is that the suit jacket and pants stay Alice blue, and the shirt white, but Victor now has a yellow waistcoat, yellow socks, and a tie that has a smoky yellow-and-purple swirl pattern on it. And their tie clip is now a silver A and a golden S joined together. All of it reflecting just how much he loves both of them. <3
Smiler's Otherland --
Joytide: Alice's X-Sector dress, based on the outfit the Agent Joytide actors wore in the Fear Test! Because if Smiler's got the Gladwell look going on... It's sort of like the Dollhouse dress when it comes to the basic fit, but the top is black leather with big yellow buttons, while the skirt is yellow and black plaid patches that don't really line up with each other. Her boots also get yellow laces, and her eye shadow turns yellow, natch.
Agent: Victor's X-Sector suit, based on the outfits of the wandering Ministry agents during the Takeover! It's a nice simple black suit with a bright yellow shirt; a black-and-white-striped tie; a spiral-patterned yellow and black waistcoat; yellow socks; and black shoes. Oh, and sunglasses if appropriate. :p I thought the look suited him well.
Get Corrected: Alice's Sanctuary dress, based off -- well. Based off the straitjacket "dress" she gets in the Rutledge section of Alice: Madness Returns, because Sanctuary is a horrible asylum along those same lines! Though, at least in THIS dress, Alice has her arms free if she needs to fight... The outfit itself is a drab, off-white, sleeveless gown with a limp skirt hanging down just below her knees, and a bunch of black leather belts around the bodice, secured in the back, with the Sanctuary logo stitched above her right breast in black. Her signature omega is tied around her neck with a fraying string. Oh, and no boots -- much like in the Rutledge hallucination, she has to go barefoot. I'm sure she's thrilled. :p
Cedars: Victor's Sanctuary suit, based off the outfits of the male patients in Alice's Rutledge hallucination! And also the kind of stuff Miles Cedars was wearing during his time as Kelman's patient in the Smile Always series, hence the name. It's a dull gray t-shirt top with the Sanctuary logo stitched over the right side of his chest, and matching dull gray drawstring pants that don't QUITE reach his ankles. And yes, again, no shoes for the "patient." Someone get these people some socks at least, I'm sure those floors are cold.
Still In Progress --
Musical Mayhem: The only thing I know right now about Victor and Alice's outfits for this domain is that they'll have to be glittery to match Smiler's. I suspect Alice will be in something blue and white, but I'm not sure exactly what the dress will look like yet...and Victor's suit is a complete mystery. I'll come up with something, I'm sure, but I need to think about it some more.
Whew -- yeah, it is a lot, isn't it? And I haven't even finished all the domains yet...or done Smiler versions of the A:MR DLC dresses. *thunks head against desk* Basically, expect an update to this post at some point in the future, once I've puzzled a few more things out.
#valicer#wonderland#otherland#otherlands#smiler alton#the smiler#smiler otherland#fashion#sharp dressed man#(or nonbinary person in this case)#I also keep wanting to give Alice a yellow apron on her Classic dress whenever she's in Smile Street#it just feels appropriate you know?#anyway yes here are the outfits I have managed to puzzle out for your enjoyment#it's been a while since I've done stuff like this#I'm out of practice#kind of want to make some sort of master doc for Alice Victor and Smiler's various Wonderlands#listing domains common enemies most notable inhabitants#all these fucking outfits#stuff like that#perhaps I will one day#more likely I will forget once this series is over but#it's nice to dream :P#I do at least want to finish coming up with Smiler's outfits for Alice and Victor's worlds#and Victor and Alice's Musical Mayhem looks#that's the core stuff#we'll see what happens!#queued
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Hi, I can't keep this inside any longer. I rewatched The Boys recently and I'm not sure how this didn't happen the first time around, but this time my brain is ROTTING and it's all Homelander's doing. I just fucking love him 😭 How DARE he be so psycho and babygirl???
Anyways, your fics have had me in a chokehold and I can't stop reading them. You've got me screaming, giggling, kicking my feet, sobbing, levitating, and gnawing on my walls. Keep up the great work, you're amazing 🧎🏻♀️🩶
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hello! haha, thank you so much! i'm both delighted and sorry (only a lil) to hear that you, too, have fallen ill with Homelander brain rot. enjoy your stay.
my infatuation with this man definitely comes with an element of schadenfreude. i'm thrilled to know my fics have you clawing at the walls as much as i was when i wrote them! 😂
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