Rogue Tav who treats picking locks the same way the Lockpicking Lawyer does
Oh nooo it's locked *jams the lockpick in and wiggles it around with the most bored expression and it opens in a second* Wow sooo secure
Astarion challenging them to see who can open a padlock faster and Tav is like okay sure
They ask for two padlocks. Astarion thinks they're going to try showing him up by unlocking them both before him
The timer starts
Tav hits the padlock open with the other and stares dead at Astarion as he's only just got the pick in the lock
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I'm so ready for 🃏Arlecchino🍷 (Genshin Impact)
She better comes home when it is time because this took me so long to make xd
Note to self: mirrors are scary, hands are scary, mirrored hands are HELL (so i hope it was worth it)
Anyways as per usual I will go feral over her here bc no irl friends on tumblr hopefully 👀 oh what a great day it is to love women AH
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i am a pointy eared alistair truther but only slightly pointy bc all his life he thought he was human and its important to me that ‘your mother was an elf’ if like a sock filled with rocks to the face
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Susanoo is looking for you like:
WHERE'S MY GIRL?
IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!!
Don't worry, darling! We're gonna snuggle up and drink hot tea together~♡
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Scribbles
Fresh inspiration – tearing from a vein
Fresh inspiration – feeling just like pain
Amateur scribbles – about things long passed
Amateur scribbles – can't describe the past
Gaze of longing eyes – making me so sick
All those pretty lies – really make things tick
Tick and churn it does – self-harming clockwork
Doesn’t reach the eyes – but there is a smirk
Same inspiration – deep in arteries
Same inspiration – can't tell what it is
Repeating scribbles – much alike last time
Repeating scribbles – using the same rhyme
Not gladly thought of – false hopes, for a way
Not truly told off – so can’t stay away
Worthy of a scoff – these sweet thoughts I loathe
Something to write of – untruths to unclothe
Old inspiration – an escape it seeks
Old inspiration – drink it, if it leaks
Recycled scribbles – differently disguised
Recycled scribbles – just slightly revised
The point fades quickly – already unmade
Was it felt deeply? If it was mislaid?
Forgotten swiftly – as should be the case
All gone, finally! Was too hard to face
Stale inspiration – flowing there and back
Stale inspiration – coloured deeply black
Unchanging scribbles – looping and looping
Unchanging scribbles – lower still, stooping
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I was doing my haha teehee post for this scene when I realized that Batman is a walking Trigger (capitol T) for Guy Gardner.
Sad Boy Hours: Guy Gardner
Guy Gardner has severe physical and psychological trauma. His dad is canonically physically and verbally abusive. Guy is pretty frank about it. So, Guy had problems before his frontal lobe got scrambled like an egg.
There are multiple times in the series where Bruce just has to give Guy an order and, counter to the way Guy acts with everyone else, Guy does what he's told. Now, it isn't every time. It wouldn't be Guy Gardner if he didn't try and piss off every human in existence. He knows they're going to find a reason to hate him, call him a piece of shit, so he'll give it to them on his terms. Because that's one way to cope with being the punching bag your whole life. Own it before someone else does. But, there are times Guy becomes timid in response to Bruce.
Guy Gardner doesn't know how to be quiet. There is nothing about this man that allows for subtly. It is physically impossible. The only reason Guy would be quiet is if it was to be bitchy and petulant, but that's not happening here. He's whispering and his eyes are on Bruce's hand, the hand that is gripping his shoulder hard enough to wrinkle the fabric. Guy looks stricken. The little motion lines around his head look like shaking. It's a jarring switch from the frothing man in the panel before.
All Bruce did was tell Guy to say he was sorry. Just to apologize. And he grabs Guy's shoulder. Guy doesn't have all his social tools anymore, but he has muscle memory and flight-fight-freeze, and he's using what he's got.
The "It's a start." is so disappointedly paternal. "It's a start" implies there will be more later. And later is never good.
I know it's not that deep, it's the 80s, they needed someone to be the team asshole. But, I'm also right because my brain is so juicy. Bruce is a walking trigger for Guy Gardner with his perpetual "Angry Dad" energy and the the fact that Bruce is the only one who can get away with bossing Guy around is a by-product of how thoroughly fucked up Guy's head is.
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