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somerandomdudelmao · 7 months
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sitizelter · 4 months
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HAPPY NEW YEAR?????
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keferon · 3 months
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Well, there are instances other than fighting in which Ratchet could have gained his flexibility If You Catch My Drift
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To be fair. He had to learn fROM SOMEONE HAHA
Now I can't stop thinking about Drift...or maybe Deadlock teaching younger Ratchet some...interesting moves.
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ghostmustdiexoxo · 1 month
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Sometimes I'm thinking, then remember that Gerard Way touched his ding a lang ling while watching a horror movie
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bruhtasticbruhutau · 4 months
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💙💛❤️
𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐤𝐤𝐤𝐤
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astraskylark · 1 year
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This is stupidly funny why are you like this
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madame-mongoose · 3 months
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Wheatley does have a penis but they told him if he ever used it he’d die
BWAHAHAHAHA WAIT THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS
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ham-le-tii · 3 months
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Chaz is the first one to make the connection.
He thinks they sleep in a similar manner while Branch is under the influence of smooth jazz.
From this headcanon
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japannkenn · 1 year
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shiftythrifting · 1 year
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the clockwork orange guy as a baby
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thegreenishhues · 6 days
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hey. hey guys. guys..
dapper gets the kidnapping smoothie now :'D
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gu1lty-as-sin · 4 months
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dont ask for context idk what to tell u
rb for sample sizee
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ironbatpaperturtle · 7 days
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OOF approval?! Love?! it's all I ever wanted!
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lookinghalfacorpse · 2 years
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c!philza with a fiery past.  a young immortal with big dreams and some vague ideals about peace and unity-- a man who spends much of his time in nature and doesn’t understand why humanity can’t coexist as the pines and oak do.  the world is young then, and the solution to most problems is violence.  philza doesn’t count himself among the warlords-- he is a man of integrity who can tackle this problem himself.  he’s got the time, after all.  he barely remembers those days, and wouldn’t recognize that man if he saw him (though looking at dream seems like a mirror into the past)
c!philza as a chronic dreamer.  he spends much time pondering the expanse of his lifetime, the many things he could achieve during it, his fear of becoming complacent.  he daydreams about the rise from nothingness, the divinity of creation, the everlasting fingerprint he can leave in this world (and later he prays that this trait, among many, is not passed to his son)
c!philza as a lifelong veteran.  wars develop and change, but they always sound the same in his nightmares.  exhaustion settles in his bones at night.  loud noises used to make him startle, but now he barely reacts to anything at all.  (technoblade can make the earth tremble with every step, if he chooses.  philza remains at his side when he enters retirement)
c!philza as a man who carries tremendous grief.  loving something that can die results in heartbreak every time, and yet he can’t seem to stop.  he loves every child that has slept in his arms, every mother who has asked for his aide, every wound he’s helped to heal.  he traces a fingertip along the edge of techno’s scars.  he has a hard time crying.  (he emphasizes the need to let go of attachments when he talks to tommy.  it’s the best advice he could give)
c!philza as a man who forgets.  c!philza as a man who remembers everything, in a way.
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enluv · 5 months
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RIIZE COMEBACK JANUARY 5TH (seunghan better be there or sm will be hearing from me personally)
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