#ahs rant

[dragonpyre]

In my heart of hearts, I know. That Damian Al-Ghul reads Warrior Cats

#he goes on autistic rants about them #mostly during slow patrols #and long car rides #Damian Wayne #Damian ah Ghul #dc #Batman #Robin #text post

[huachengslastbraincell]

Loid is so funny to me. Because when we first get into spy x family and see this ulter cool super awesome top spy, we would think that that's going to be his character. Like his personality would be all mysterious and spy like but then we start reading and come to understand that he is infact a normal man who adores his family, an anxiety dad trying his best if you will, even though he won't out rightly admit it because he's still scared of being attached to anyone or anything he loves in fear of losing it because of his childhood.

But I adore those moments when he's like, "Yes, I'm going to adopt this child and raise her in the most supportive and healthy way possible....FOR THE MISSION."

"Yes, I'm gonna think my wife is the most amazing woman ever and look at her with heart eyes....FOR THE MISSION."

"Yes, I'm gonna be the best and most supportive husband to ever husband....FOR THE MISSION."

"Yes, I'm going to spoil my daughter and give her anything she asks for....FOR THE MISSION"

"Yes, I'm going to walk around with the photo of my family and show it to my co-worker and gush (brag) about them....FOR THE MISSION"

He's just so dumb, I love him.

#i just wanted to rant #ah to have a dad like loid smh #twiyor #anya forger #loid forger #yor forger #yor briar #twilight #twilight x thorn princess #thorn princess #spy x family anime #spy x family manga #spy x family #spyxfamily #anime

[honeyrabbit17]

i just wanna be one of them th1gh gap bitches tbh. lol <3

#tw ana diary #ana trigger #ana bllog #ana rant #ana buddie #an0rec1a #ed not ed sheeran #tw ed but not sheeran #coquette #wl motivation #ana meal #girl interupted syndrome #black swan #lana del rey #lizzy grant #ahs murder house

[growinguparo]

edit: hang on i'm remaking this post to add a correction

[icantdothistodaybruh]

yea sooooo I may have or may have not watched and instantly rewatched all kuro musicals in existence in a spawn of one week and now have roughly 40 screenshots to redraw from

I think I might be insane or something

#it's all sebaciel of course #god I wish I could erase my memory and rewatch the most beautiful death and tango on the campania #the latter I watched like 3 times but death I found a long long while ago so now it must've been my tenth or so rewatch #and I'm still so not normal about the final song and overall parallels between sebaciels and alan x eric i'm fijsdfdjfo #and sebastian is so dumb he is sO BLIIIINDDDD IT'S CRAZY #“me? going against my nature and principles over some tiny human? I could neve-” yeah bro mhm talk about it after the gwa and rciel reveal #also fellas is it gay to *pretend* to try to wake up your master just so you can have an excuse to carry him? #and then sing about how every night you fantasize about kissing him and holding him? #is it fellas?? #and the whole scene of alan's death when in his memories he and eric VERY PLATONICALY look at falling petals and he goes #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :)” #and fucking moments later sebastian kills eric the souls are flying everywhere just so ciel could go #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :|” #I'm going fucking insaine I hate it here every time is like the first #"some things are simply meant to be beautiful” proceeds to STARE AT CIEL FOR A GOD DAMN ETERNITY #I can't I literally can't I'm miserable #sebaciel #was so busy with my rant I even forgot to include the tag at first oh my god

[singsofecho-misc]

Me, an hour into explaining the plot of the first third of CoH: and then he goes with this elf guy to this other elf guy, his name is Thingol-

My sibling, only paying a little attention: wait isn't that the guy who banned quinoa

#i'm crying about it gang its so funny #ah yes #my favorite conlang #quinoa #i love them theyre so funny sometimes #don't worry they ranted back at me #song being loud

[gwekkuu]

No new autumn piece this year 😔

So let me share some old ones I still like :0

#duckverse #donald duck #huey dewey and louie #gyro gearloose #sikyu art #can I just…rant a little in the tags for a moment?? #this entire year has been a rollercoaster for me #working at the MK ride has been EXHAUSTING since it’s opened in Feb #we’re only STARTING to slow down at the tail end of October :/ so I’m TIRED #oh yeah then ya girl gets hit by a wicked flu about TWO OR THREE TIMES 👀✨ #seriously during each of them I had an awful fever for a week as well as a nasty cough #I just stayed in bed whenever I could #ah yeah and then ya girl has been suffering artblock since early rhis year #I am just tired bois and I wanna sit down and draw again but ffddf life stops me #OH SHIT and I’m in the process of moving to a new place and I’m tired of that already??

[pro-birth]

My aborted sibling was unknown to me for the first decade and a half of my life. I did not know them and by extension had no relationship or emotions towards them.

Instead, I had a relationship with my post-abortive parent’s alcoholism, trauma-based parenting, selective and conditional love, and other BS that fucked up my psychological health.

No, I did not know my aborted sibling. But I knew the hole their death left behind. I was only able to finish the pieces of the puzzle about my own trauma when their death came to light. Knowing their wrongful death was painful but allowed me to make better informed decisions about my mental health and current relationships. NOT knowing about this would have harmed me greatly.

Post-abortive siblings and their complicated relation to this identity are 100% safe on this blog, regardless of their stance on abortion. It is normal and natural to have a negative impact from being one. Don’t let anyone guilt and manipulate you about your lived experience.

#post abortive sibling #AHs on either side of the debate will be blocked #ranting

[httpscolacherry]

(I never should have watched this movie)

anyways, crazy boyfriends <3

#pinterest #rants n rambles #just girly thoughts #rambles #tumblr girls #girlblogging #tumblr #female hysteria #tate and violet #tate langdon #ahs murder house #ahs fandom #ahs coven #american horror story #jd heathers #jason dean #heathers #evan peters #ldr #scream #slasher movies #ghost #ghostface #billy loomis #black girls of tumblr #coquette #girlblog #lana del rey #girl interrupted #girlblogger

[thottybrucewayne]

The realest advice I was ever given? "Never trust Black folks who wanna be the only Black person in the room."

#thotty speaks #thotty rants #I hope she heals. I do. Like you talk about how Black people don't like you ah ah ah but then you do everything in your power to side with #Whatever white person is speaking it doesn't matter if they deadass wrong... #Also picking up that habit of calling every person who speaks about transness in an 'embarrassing' way a 'tenderqueer' when the 'tenderness #in question on display is someone criticizing a show you like for having bigoted jokes/themes its like... who's really the sensitive one? #Tbh I should have so the red flags when we was talking for that lil while but now that I know her whole story and who she runs with now? #Things are starting to make WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much sense

[54625]

people can keep coming up with angsty headcanons about why qPac passes out (crashes) so much- like he's got low blood pressure from not eating properly or he's exhausted from not sleeping properly- and I accept that

but to me he's just that one character in a kids movie that keeps getting injured as a gag. like he's just constantly tripping over roots and whacking his head off the ground, birds just constantly seem to drop rocks specifically on his head, people just keep inexplicably slamming doors into his face without realising it. qPac is just such a cartoon character to me I'm sorry

#ah the age old question- character angst or funny gag? tis a tough decision #qsmp #pactw #qsmp pactw #qsmp headcanons #if i can rant a tad bit here for a second - I'm not really huge on angsty headcanons or fan content about qPac I'll be honest #so much of his character and story in canon itself already feels just like.. idk how to explain it. misery porn? #he's sad and traumatised and things just keep going wrong for him #it gets a little tiring after a while #I'm not a huge fan of stories where the entire point is EVERYTHING SUCKS <an insane sentence from a WH40K fan but that's besides the point #anyway point is i like letting qPacs character breathe a bit #there's more to him than being the resident sad boy #and i don't love treating him like his only character trait is being extremely unfortunate cause it's just kinda boring #i don't have any huge moral problems with it it's just kinda boring #pactw tag

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

[hamartia-grander]

I'm a real tragedy enjoyer but Luis's death is no longer narratively enjoyable for me, now it just feels like an insult. I'm tired of characters having to die to be "redeemed". It's not their death that is the redemption, it's the fact that they were willing to die in the first place; it's the intent of sacrifice. I much prefer a narrative where Luis survives and is forced to every day atone for his past mistakes. I much prefer when characters don't get the respite of death, when they have to live with their demons, when they have to face their past and maintain their growth. And it's especially maddening when the only reason Luis dies is because he did in the original. They'll change his character so much to give him substance but they won't change his fate? I don't want that.

#Rant I guess. Idk the more I think about Luis's death the more I realise why it's never really satisfied me narratively #resident evil #Luis Serra #Luis Serra Navarro #Resident evil 4 remake #Resident evil 4 #Re4 #Re4 remake #Re4r #Luis Babygirl Serra #Like. One of the things I love so much about star wars the last jedi. Besides it being the best SW movie. Is that Finn doesn't die. #He is so ready to sacrifice himself and that's a big significance to his character development. But he doesn't. Die. #Because it's not death that redeems you it's the intent of sacrifice in the first place #If someone wasn't willing to die for a cause and they did that doesn't make them a martyr that doesn't mean they're redeemed #Look at kylo ren! Fuck that guy! He wasn't redeemed at all! Yet he died #Idk I'm just. I'm just tired of Luis's death not being given more thought like the rest of his character was #At first I was like ah yes I love the tragedy of it but now I'm just tired

[kelocitta]

What a worthless animal

#oc: siggy #first image is babies attempting to figure out their ideal limb count #anyway having a bit of a 'never trust how you feel about your life at 3am' moment but i think the artfight brain plague is beginning to hit #dont worry about me im fine #just feeling a lil bad about maybe not being able to clean up the revenges i would like too and theres sooo many i didnt even get to sketch #and am only at like 50% of how much i 'scored' last year so it makes me feel a lil eh like im not doing as much #but ultimately i did way way more revenges even if it mightve been a mistake LMAO so at least thats something #although i feel bad cause i didnt even revenge some of the coolest ones i got!!! augh!!!!!!!!!! #ah well beetles dont have to deal with these problems we should be more like them #if you read my tag rants sorry about the lore on how my brain works you should check out the wooly chafer beetle

[honeyrabbit17]

march will be your month and mine <3

#tw ana diary #ana trigger #ana bllog #ana rant #ed not ed sheeran #an0rec1a #ana buddie #tw ed but not sheeran #girl interupted syndrome #ahs murder house #b0n3sp0 #b0dy ch3ck #b0dych3x #b0dy check #ana meal #tw mia

[ghostfoolish]

You know someone has terminal online fandom brainrot when they say, “this is what the antis wanted all along and I hope they’re happy now” in response to actual books being banned and trans rights being taken away…

#I cannot stand proshippers #like how can you look at the voices of queer people and poc being silenced by conservatives and be like ‘ah yes…the antis strike again’ #KILL MEEEEE #moth rants #proshipping #this is why I don’t like them THIS IS WHY #people are dying Kim and your only focus is winning some stupid internet fandom war