#and have so many dumb ideas

[dillydallydove]

Shitty Dnd Character Ideas

- a rat that was turned into a human by a warlock. They are desperately trying to act human while trying to hunt down the warlock that did this to them

- a changeling going through an identity crisis and joined the campaign on a quest to “find their self” (they just turn into whoever they kill)

- a bard that performs with yoyos and wants to prove themself to the yoyo master so that he will teach them. Because when they asked the master for help the yoyo master did not answer. He just kept on yoing.

-an old woman that tied knives to the bottom of her walker. She keeps offering pies to her enemies and telling people to “kill them with kindness” (the pies are poisoned)

- Chad, a human who thought he was joining a frat but actually joined a cult by accident. The cult members know this and keep him around cause they actually like him

- a character that is named after your dm and acts as much like your dm as possible

- a barbarian that has been seeing a therapist for their anger issues and has a lot of knowledge about psychology and mediation

- a british druid that keeps narrating everything like a nature documentary

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #character concept #because i have a new campaign starting up #and have so many dumb ideas #plz comment more i want to make the dumbest character i can

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me. #he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt. #also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

[pencilscratchins]

can’t shake the idea of amanda making the kids spend a harvest season on uncle trip’s and aunt t’pol’s pear farm in washington. this is basically a “the simple life” au where sybok forms a cult of personality, michael frees all the frogs from a local high school, and spock gets a crush. classic boy meets world stuff. (twitter) [ID in ALT]

#star trek #sybok #michael burnham #spock #s’chn t’gai sybok #s'chn t'gai spock #trip tucker #tpol #star trek tos #the original series #star trek enterprise #tos #star trek discovery #art #my art #tripol #this is so dumb i’m obsessed with it #I could talk about this for HOURS #i have so many stupid ideas for this

[baskeigh-ball]

So. How bout them rottmnt body-swap fics/comics huh

I may have realized that I can just make my own, so. I did that. As for how they got switched up, it was just some mystic nonsense. Likely the aftermath of fighting a mutant that uses magic like Hypno, or even a case of Donnie's inventions going on the fritz

And no this isn't one of those swap stories where the characters inexplicably keep their original voices (which always makes zero sense imo, they switched minds not vocal chords). Just clarifying in case the use of color-coded speech bubbles causes confusion

Donnie physically cannot wear his goggles now but made up for it by giving himself eyebrows. Mikey is on a power trip soon-to-be identity crisis. Leo is suffering as the official shortest brother, but also will definitely be trying out Mikey's mystic powers soon enough. Raph is...dealing.

#i am cringe but i am free #this is so dumb #i have so many ideas for this but im also open to suggestions #look i haven't drawn anything but au content for a while let me have this- #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #my art #mind swap drabbles #rottmnt mind swap

[majimasleftasscheek]

kazumaji week 2023 👀 day 1: first meeting

#kiryu's big dumb eyes mean everything to me #I have so many first meeting ideas so it was hard to settle on one djkfllkddlk #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #kazumajiweek2023 #my art

[borealwrites]

I see your (general) “Kakashi expects children to be half as smart as he was at that age” AU and raise you a “Kakashi thinks children are way dumber than they actually are” AU. His only in-person experiences with pre genin are himself, a year at the academy, and Naruto.

So he’s convinced that Iruka is some kind of god for wrangling 17 half-feral children (and Naruto) into real human beings who can read and write and use chopsticks and deadly weapons. Yes, clan children probably learn a bit before, but still.

Kakashi: can’t believe you taught them almost everything they know

Iruka: I didn’t??

Kakashi: I watched you turn 18 hellions into mostly functional members of society

Iruka: most of my kids were well behaved

Kakashi: they absolutely were not, I once saw baby Shino bite Chouji and Hinata took out Gai’s kneecaps because he stood still long enough for her to catch him

#dumb ideas #storm writes #kakairu #iruka tries to point out he only started teaching them when they were like 6-8 #I’m actually having a really tough night and had to retype this three times #please have mercy if it isn’t as funny as I think #why is delete a draft/post always on the right #I have so many silly kakairu ideas I want to share #because I don’t think I’ll ever write them #how did this nonsense get 100 notes #you are too kind thank you uwu

[bloobydabloob]

Exclusively stupid stuff. Comic con today

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #dirkjake #jake english #Dave strider #Jane Crocker #I’m a hot knife IIII’m a hot knife #sorry for the total inactivity this week. I’ve been busy #and by busy I mean : reading fanfiction for the first time in my life #I definitely want to do actual art for at least one of the fics I read #which I will do. When con is over. #I should also credit Borzoi Lover at least partially here #considering that the dumb comics were just… part of a conversation we had on twitter #I wasn’t going to post them but I just have absolutely nothing to post. #I have so many ideas… I swear. #I will draw them all. Maybe #Maybe.

[natsmagi]

i have been in this fandom for nearly 3 years and i only today realized that switchs color schemes are likely inspired by the day cycle thanks to the new album songs

MORNING: yellow eyes like the sun, red hair like the morning sky

DAY: yellow hair like the sun, blue eyes like the day sky

NIGHT: yellow eyes like the stars, blue hair like the night sky

#I FEEL SO DUMB #ofc this is just speculation and this might just be a coincidence #but if its not then wow. the amount of attention to detail put into their designs is actually insane #bc they have so many motifs like these #switch i love you so fucking much u have no idea #sunset lesbian natsume real #also soras hair is reminiscent of the sun in general......... #if we're going by this then tsumugi and natsumes hair highlight the sky itself #while soras hair highlights the sun that lights up the day........... #much to think about #nat rambles #nats enst posting

[beanghostprincess]

This title card was playing in Luffy's mind during the whole season

#i have......... too many ideas with iasip's title cards for one piece #i am laughing very loudly rn #this is so dumb i am sorry wefkjwbejf #one piece #opla #one piece live action #cat burglar nami #nami #monkey d. luffy

[uncanny-tranny]

If I'm honest, the whole "love in every stitch" saying for fiber artists does not apply to me, like. I'm trying to get this fucking hook into stubborn yarn and I'll be stabbing it like it owed me money. Is that love because I hope not 😭💀

#art #crochet #honestly the closest thing i feel to love when crocheting is this feeling that this is bigger than me if that makes sense... #...i think it'sthe feeling of knowing how old the craft itself is and knowing that millions of people have done the same as you... #...millions of people have stabbed their crochet hook into the yarn because it's stubborn but so are you... #...millions of people in the past have sat and devoted their time and effort into all of this... #...millions of people have passed on this knowledge and kept this thing alive... #...and it's the feeling of knowing that humans across millenia aren't THAT different #to our core we are more or less similar - across the ages across the colours across everything. that really comforts and humbles me #have you looked up ancient textiles? because that also sparks these emotions in me #it makes me think about the tupes of people to make the textile but also about who wore it #and so many of them are still beautiful and colourful and it shows you SO MUCH about the people who made them #even the ones that are tattered and faded and stripped of colour still feel beautiful... #...because it has SURVIVED. it is evidence of a people who made it and a people who had technical skills #and THIS is why i HATE HATE HATE the idea that ancient people were just 'dumb' and 'uneducated' #that is so unfair to them and cruel and just. wrong. (and often it reeks of white supremacy) #i'm sorry i rant and rave about this so much but i canNOT be normal about this. i can't be normal about humanity #i am learning to love humanity and learn about us and learn everything and it'll never be enough - i will never know enough #i will never know everything about everybody and it will be the death of me #okay the only thing i liked about the greatest showman movie was Never Enough because that is me thinking about all this

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever

#jrwi fanart #cw blood #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #arthur bennett #OUHH THIS ONE WAS SITTING IN MY WIPS FOR SO LOOOONGwhen i took it out there was mould on it :sob: #BUT i think i was able to fix it up okay #i keep seeing SO MANY MISTAKES RRAAAHHH BUT YOU DONT SEE THEM RIGHT?? THATS ONLY ME. RIGHT?? EXACTLY. #THE KEY IS TO SAY. AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 'FUUUCK IT WE BALL #so anyway. arthur bennett huh? grizzly says that arthur is reaal fuckin difficult to play. and i SUPER get that. i mean LOOK AT HIM.. #grizz often needs a minute to think abt what hes gonna say in a way that matches w that Stoic Personality. which is FAIR but also that #ends up making way for awkward confrontations like: the lady in the parky lot. he took too long to answer and scared her away.& I LOVE THAT #arthur is tragic and sad and cool and stoic but hes ALSO awkward and silly and kinda dumb and short sighted. HE HAS COMPLEXITIES #I LOVE WHEN TTRPG CHARACTERS HAVE A GOOD SET OF SHORTCOMINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN U FIND THEM ONLY AS U PLAY THEM. #I COULd go on and on saying the same things w different words abt arthurs intriguing and entertaining character but i shall spare u. for no #ILL ALSO MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS FLAVOR THO.. I LOVE TALL HOT BOY WHOS ONE W THE DARKNESS.. I REMEMBER WHEN HE FIRST MENTIONED THE #BADLUCK. N I WAS LIKE OOOHH THATS WHY HIS DESIGN IS SO COOL N CHAOTIC N ASYMMETRICAL. HES UNLUCKY!!! i love love love his design so much... #GRaaauruguguraguhhghghgh what else what else is there for me to spew on abt...i think im reachin a limit here..OH MAGNUS. i hope that #we get to know more abt how magnus and arthur met.. like How they became besties... ouuhh... I ALSO WANNA KNOW MORE ABT MARY DAVIS. LIKEHOW #he also apparently spent alotta time in a zone dominated by edward twilight? all he remembers is constant partying? I WANNA KNOW MORE.. #i think i got room 4 one more ramble SO. THE ART PIECE.as i said its gone a lil stale BUT. im still very proud o the bits where hes allScar #I WANNA SEE HIM GET SCARYMORE. I like the idea of shadows solidifying to make him strange and eerie.like TEETH n CLAWS n SPINES n YESS #also the SILVER EYES.no1 does silver eyes like the show Claymore. they make em look so striking and eerie...i also like to think that #human arthur had deep beautiful brown eyes.just in my beaitufl heart.i mean look at him..i wanna cook him n eat him.ANYWAY #i think thats all my ramblin for this piece. now i gotta go cancel a single day i had ata hotel bc my work schedule change last minute FUCK #feel free to ramble in my tags aswell tho i read all of them and i chew on thenm and i love them so sos os mcuh

[iintervallum]

sketch of beau because I miss her

#art #fanart #critical role fanart #my art #critical role #critrole #c2 #beauregard lionett #sketch #digital art #never not thinking about her honestly #have so many headcanons for her man #i've thought of creating this dumb idea of a pre campaign comic of teen!beau #where she pitches an idea of diversifying the winery after months of planning in between studies and working #only to get dismissed entirely by her father because shes “distracted” and needs to concentrate on what shes “good at” #aka just keeping silent and sticking to book keeping #so she finally realizes that she cannot live up to her fathers expectations and begins lashing out by being a criminal #meeting tori and tony and experiencing being a rebel for some time until she gets found out through getting arrested #instead of her father getting mad at her he instead just silently grounds her to her room #where shes there for some time before in the middle of the night being dragged out by force #and tada the rest is what we know #alas i don't have the skills to plan that out properly but #i will one day do it(no promises)

[komipacket]

Poem anon here! I don’t mind a bit! I think your idea is perfect and so very them! 🤣 I’m glad you liked the poems and even included them in the comics ☺️🥹🥹

YAY! Glad you like it!

Heres a page of kyle reading them at home trying to guess who are those poems about

Pretty soon ill finish their dialogue in the school!!

Next part

#sp kyman #south park #kyman #kyman lost hat #IM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS COMIC #I have so many ideas!!! #I just need some time to draw it all!! #my art #kyle broflovski #Kyle is being dumb fr 😭

[buwheal]

Hello Spamton! Lets say, hypothetically, if i was intrested in potentially buying something from you, which product would you recomend the most?

#[you've got mail!] #ask19 #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #sorry if youre not the same anon lmfao im sure you'd understand why i was mistaken #i feel so dumb for not reusing and editing frames i have already made... i did this SO fast and i can get my brewing ideas out faster #there are so many ideas i have cause these asks keep getting better lol

[side-b-bumblebi]

Men who view women as their intellectual equals 😍

#pro tip for the boys: a lot of girls will respond a lot better to a stimulating conversation than to a guy trying to show off #ignore the movies they're lying to you when they tell you you need to be a show off #and if a girl wants that it's maybe not the best sign y'know? #but most girls just want to be treated like we're capable intelligent humans #that's all!! the movies and shit make it way more complicated than it has to be #and yes some girls do make things awkward and complicate everything #but maybe you wanna be careful about that because those girls generally have a lot to unpack #being friends with those girls is fine!! just make sure you have strong boundaries in place #and make sure she's doing some work on herself before considering a romantic relationship #but anyway i've had a lot of men in my life that i feel like wanted to be so much smarter than me #and not to be rude but they weren't?? i was just as smart and sometimes smarter #i didn't care that they were confident in their intelligence but i felt like i needed to dumb myself down #and it. freaking. sucked. i have no idea how i did it for so long #and i would even make jokes about like the guys i dated being smarter than me and nobody ever said anything?? #and again these guys weren't smarter than me. that's not an insult to them just acknowledging i'm smarter than i was gave myself credit for #i'm outgrowing the notion that i have to dumb myself down for men and it's so freeing #and you know what really helps me actually? being in college #and especially being in college with so many intelligent men who know they're smart #these guys KNOW they're smart. and not in an arrogant way in a secure and confident way #them knowing they're smart makes them the OPPOSITE of arrogant actually #it's weird but i stand by my observation and it makes sense when you think about it #if you're secure in yourself and your intelligence you don't need to proce yourself by making other people look dumb #these guys are secure in their self-image and masculinity. they don't need women to be dumb and weak to feel strong and intelligent. #and it's so freaking endearing. i love that for these guys so much. #i am just so thankful for people in my life who are taking me seriously and who are helping me to understand i'm worth taking seriously. #wow these tags are long but anyway #guys you don't have to prove anything girls you should never have to dumb yourselves down live long and prosper

[barghest-land]

I highly recommend weed, if you have access to it. I personally like edibles

i don't, it's illegal here; plus i don't think it's a good thing to recommend to someone, because the effect depends on the person and i don't think it's a good idea to prescribe it yourself without the supervision. just as any medicine you never know what someone is already taking and how it goes with weed/edibles, what condition someone has, etc

#i'm not against weed in medinice but i do think it's a dumb idea to use it when u don't know how it works #especially if u have so many things that can change the effect of it #i'm at the point where i'm trying to not harm myself even more so please don't recommend any meds :/ #without knowing anything about my body #thanks #or anyone really. recommending any treatment to a stranger on the internet is kinda bad tbh