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owtenen · 11 months
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hc where tango knows that the more the dungeon is built the more it requires from him. hc where tango knows as he goes deeper into decked out his biology changes (cough cough blue fire tango) and he just… can’t be away from the beasts for too long. hc where, despite everything that pulls him to the surface, tango knows the only way for the dungeon to be truly complete is that he becomes part of the deepest depths of decked out and never resurfaces again
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kedreeva · 2 years
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Went to my mom’s house today to have dinner with her to celebrate her birthday and told her I would need to leave in time to get some fresh Mint from a nearby grocer and she told me she had lots of mint in her garden. Then she disappeared into the rain and returned to stand outside of her own glass door, holding handfuls of plants that had just been torn from the ground. She knocked, and my father let her in. She brought me the plants, which were actually lemon balm, and then dragged me outside to prove that she definitely had mint, and I know she used to have it, because I have seen it before (which is why I believed she would be able to get me some), but we found none mint.
Which makes my mother the first person in the history of the world to accidentally eradicate mint.
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watchyourbuck · 21 days
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Hi! How is Buck bisexual/queer now? I don't watch the series so I don't know the context but I thought Buck and Eddie were together before? I'm just curious because I've always seen the gifs and it seemed like a big deal to the fandom.
they’ve never been together actually! until last night’s episode, Buck and Eddie were both presented as straight. then Buck kissed a boy 🤭
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authenticcadence18 · 2 months
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SWAMPY LIKED MY AAAAAAART
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the-chaosbringer · 10 months
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James: *applying mascara*
Sirius: *stares*
James: ...what?
Sirius: nothing. just thinking.
James: about?
Sirius: *smirks* about how much I'm gonna enjoy seeing that mascara run later
James: *stunned*
James: *blushes*
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mccoys-killer-queen · 8 months
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okay
SO
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LOOK AT THE DAY I'VE HAD
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bweoo · 7 months
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I had a weird dream where I was a sugar mommy for Dante lmfao
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the-ace-with-spades · 7 months
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Day 9 of trying to talk my sibling into watching Pacific Rim with me...
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trio-of-chaos · 9 months
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if you ever crave for violence, get a boyfriend with abs
he will let u punch his abs as hard as u want
the only bad part is that he then hugs me and kisses me and I don't like cuddling when I'm in my violent mood
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ladystardust147 · 7 months
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Ok I finished watching Henry Danger and Danger Force, and I can't help but think, that these shows are like a PG-Version of The Boys and Gen V. I mean, come on. Captain Man is literally Homelander! They're the boss, they both have very creepy mommy issues ( like Homelander? Ok. Captain Man? WTF?), they both are very selfish, narcisstic, and there's an interview where Cooper Barnes thinks Captain Man might do drugs. Not to mention that both the shows spin-offs are about a group of kids who get superpowers.
Eiter way both shows are great and I love the similarities between Captain Man and Homelander.
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jess-21990 · 7 months
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XD
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stephaniejuhnay · 1 year
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I often think abt the fact that I had multiple twitter interactions with Bill Lawrence in 2020 before I left the app around Ted Lasso. When he must’ve had like…google alerts on for it because I did not tag him, but he found my tweets. And liked and responded to them.
And I should’ve told him then to tell Jason I said what’s good. Ugh. Stephanie you fool.
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justisco · 2 years
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fuckin massive storm outside, think god saw the gangbang post 
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necromimetics · 6 months
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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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suiheisen · 10 months
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i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)
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