I like to think that pre-tadpole Durge and Gortash done really evil, yet really goofy shit. Like I mean Megamind level shenanigans. And Ketheric would be highly unimpresed and just have to endure (and most likely clean up after) whatever they were both doing
adam is the slut, ronan is the princess, gansey is the loser. i actually did research so this is a scientifically accurate conclusion. i don’t make the rules.
Both halves of Spiderbit have a very specific country music sub-genre attached to them
Cellbit: Dark Folk/Gothic Country, aka all those songs about meeting with the devil at the crossroads at midnight or drowning or getting murdered and suffering the sins of your fathers and forefathers as you bleed slowly into your lover’s arms
Roier: Cuntry, aka all those real cunty songs about murdering your cheating boyfriends (coughs qSpreen) or the police or just random fucking people ig, who cares, it’s cunty as hell
And I’ve already got 6 men in my inbox asking me ‘understand what’ ‘about’ and asking me ‘what would I do if a guy bet me I couldn’t knock I him down with a kick to the balls’ like wtf ?! 🤣 why are they so pressed 💀