#and its literally like only on tiktok

[twd-obsessed-bitch]

People shipping Dale and Shane is so fucking funny to me because at NO point does Dale look at Shane with anything short of disgust and distrust

Truly and enemies to lovers crack ship I adore you all

#twd #the walking dead #shane walsh #dale horvath #dale x shane #its so funny to me every time i see it #and its literally like only on tiktok #its second runner up to ships that confuse and amuse me is Daryl/Dog because thats. thats just fucking weird #(i use the term amuse loosely it mostly just makes me laugh because i DONT understand it at all) #also is this a real ship? i genuinely cant tell if its all a big joke or not

[svtskneecaps]

ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it

and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain

and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen

like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that

#qsmp #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp mariana #shut up vic #block game brainrot #their dynamic is among the best things to have come out of this #and genuinely it was the thing that got me into qsmp in the first place #((even tho i only dove in for real after flippa was gone LMFAO)) #also shoutout to cellbit losing his shit when slime says me-WH*RE? #oh and for absolute clarity that ain't my tiktok lmao #probably obvious but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's 3:30 am i like to be Certain #i missed this live because LITERALLY I WAS WALKING IN THE DOOR FROM A SHOPPING TRIP EXACTLY AS IT HAPPENED #i am being so serious like i looked over my sibling's shoulder like 'so how are awards?' and there's FUCKING MARIANA #AND THE FUNNIEST PART IS THIS HAPPENED DURING THEIR PURGATORY INTERACTION TOO #I WALKED IN FROM BEING OUT RIGHT AS FUCKING SLIME AND MARIANA WERE GOING TO SPAWN TO MEET #SO I CAUGHT PART OF IT BUT NOT ALL OF IT #basically what i'm taking from this is i need to go out more often bc they have a tendency to exist together when i touch grass for reasons #that are not 'going to my job' #long tags #i'm not at the mariana convo in my rewatch yet so i may or may not have more to say when i hit that #but yea was thinking about it #this is the qsmp at its finest >:D its most base form #sillies being sillies together who might never have met otherwise >:D

[thekidsarentalright]

just saw someone on tiktok showing what their skips were for each fob album and erm. some ppl should not be allowed to say theyre fans of their music actually!!! how could u admit you skip get busy living, thriller, coffee’s for closers, heavens gate, bishops knife trick and favorite record w your whole chest!!!!!!!!

#this wasnt even all of them these were just the ones i remember jfkrnf #literally how could u have any skips actually the only fob song i consistently skip is grenade jumper #i use tiktok incredibly sparingly and seeing shit like this. makes me use it even less bc its so scary NFJDND #txt #p: 100

[gods-favorite-autistic]

People who are like “Omg gen z theatre kids only know *proceeds to list every single musical that came out after 1999*” are the most annoying assholes like hey maybe we just don’t like shit from the 1960’s or we have specific tastes have you ever considered that

#something can be said for people who are like annoyed with people who only know like Hamilton and heathers and ast like they know everything #but they’ll be like ‘gen z only knows Hadestown six bmc deh wicked in the heights heathers rtc-‘ #like just say you don’t like modern musicals and move on??? #they completely forget that like with different eras you’re gonna get different styles #like of course some people only like musicals from the past two decades that’s just their style #same with people who only like classics #people do this shit with everything like #you know what pop culture is right #could you imagine if we did this shit with like regular music #no shit saw someone say something ab people who only Hamilton and heathers and people were in the comments making whole ass lists and like #SOMEONE SAID LES MIS. THATS ISNT EVEN A POPULAR MODERN MUSICAL AT THIS POINT ITS JUST A CLASSIC #LIKE THAT MUSICAL CAME OUT IN 1980 AND THE BOOK IS LIKE OVER 100 #LIKE LES MIS CAME OUT DURING THE CIVIL WAR YOU CANT BE ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY AB IT NOT BEING SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH FOR YOU #sorry for ranting tiktok pissed me off #but didn’t we literally go through this on tumblr in the 2010’s? #I thought we all agreed that was horrible and to not do that again but like when has tiktok ever learned from tumblrs mistakes #madurday night live #musicals #musical theatre

[jacarandaaaas]

if I see one more “mirabel was so lucky to not get a gift comment” I’m gonna lose it. Way to miss the point of her character arc everyone!

#encanto #encanto disney #disneys encanto #mirabel madrigal #saw an edit on tiktok and it was the first comment like shut uppp #like yeah she was so lucky to be ostracized and feel worthless for a decade instead of being pressured #LIKE ITS ALMOST LIKE THE MOVIE ISNT ABOUT COMPARING SUFFERING BUT RECOGNIZING HOW TRAUMA AFFECTS PPL DIFFERENTLY #mirabel was not lucky like Idk how anyone can watch the movie and think that #she was lucky that she never let her internal bitterness and jealousy consume her and continued to be a positive uplifting person #like that’s the only thing lucky about her #LITERALLY ITS ALMOST 2024 PPL NEED TO STOP DISREGARDING MIRABELS TRAUMA #sorry I’m very passionate about this #mirabel get behind me

[lesbianralzarek]

not tagging this because i have manners, but while there were absolutely a few people jumping on the wyllstarion train after patch 6 for the sake of "moral highground" like shipping is activism, pretending theres this shipping war going on thats so bloody you need to put that take in the tags is weak shit and you would not have survived any prior era of fandom culture. are the legions of aggressive wyll stans hellbent on ruining your fun in the room with us right now? the wyllstarion tag updates, like, 5x a day. you can literally just block all of us

#maybe im just on the chill side of the fandom (i love the block button) but ive literally never seen a wylls//tarion fan drink #haterade outside of the privacy of their own goddamn home #i bet it happens sometimes and i just dont see it but i can only CONFIRM it happens from the other direction #i am of course referring to a ship that starts with b and ends with eave #'why cant we just be peaceful with each other?' we.... are? outside of a handful of people on likely both sides? #obviously im drinking haterade rn (bitching about people bitching about 'ship wars') but its my post so its still my lane #sorry you saw a dumb tiktok but thats a different app and not my issue and also tiktok. #so.

[blue-sunflower-bee]

The fnaf movie novel really be punching securitywaiter shippers in the gut, huh

#first they make ness a fucking teen #then mike is so obviously having a crush on vanessa #like damn #i didnt read it only saw some pages on tiktok and stuff #seeing this stuff kinda confused me because they all give me arocace vibes #especially Vanessa #and i feel like any kind of romantic storyline is sooo unnecessary in those kidn of movies #you dont always straight romances on movies tho #i love securitywaiter because its a crackship which i always adore #and i have so much creative freedom with it #to the point they literally feel like my ocs #idk just random #fnaf #fnaf movie 2023 #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #securitywaiter #mike x ness #ness x mike #dreamtheory #movie novel #dont get me wrong #not hating on the vanessa x mike shippers tho #its just not for me #when i watched the movie i went back from the movies i was literally like #mike needs a bf #then i saw people shipping him with ness and i was sold

[junotter]

what i think is the reason I'm Just Ken is a good/as popular as it is is because the way it somehow explores both what its like to be a woman and man just through ken.

like the line "I'm just Ken. Anywhere else I'd be a ten." just feels very hitting as a woman in a social media world, especially if you've seen the truerateme subreddits and the ways they judge women.

and of course the fragility and inability to find meaning/self worth outside of a romantic relationship due to the strict boxes placed on men and male relationships (and even friendships between men and women).

theres more and i know im getting annoying with the barbie posts but i did really like the movie, regardless of how "bland" its feminism is. also just all the chronically online feminists complaining about how basic it is, like oh should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite andrea dworkin.

like is it perfect? no. does it lack in intersectionality and have poc characters act as the support to white characters? yes. should ken probably of apologized? yeah. but many things can be true about one movie.

#barbie #barbie spoilers #tiktok feminists hate me cause i dont think this movie is “impossible for men to understand” or “not for men” #once again no gender will be free unless all genders are free #also the way r*dfems are instantly trying to make some gender critical gender essentialist take from this movie #once again i wanna state the movie is not perfect!!!!! but truly women cant do anything without someone barking at their ass #cause you know who was moved by this movie? the mothers who took their daughters because they both grew up playing with barbies #and ended up watching a movie that they saw themselves in more than they expected #also all the people being like “when it was the kendom the barbies were treated like objects but in barbie land the kens were just ignored” #and its like? yeah the kens were also treated like objects? half the kens jobs were just be at the beach #and they were really only there to fill the ken part of barbie and ken #also like either they all dressed the exact same and like half were just shirtless/had open shirts most the time #is it one to one #no #but cmon #r*dfems literally fully believe women are pure beings who can never do bad things while men are inherently evil like women can sexualize me #is the sexualizing of men the exact same as women? no. but barbieland is not the real world #no “you must hate waffles” shit under here you will get blocked

[ssaseaprince]

Every time someone says that Hannigram isn't canon, I lose another year of my life

#some girl made a post on tiktok being like “whats a show that made you think a pairing was going to be canon but wasnt” #and literally half the comments are saying hannigram #And I was like y'all they are literally canon #and now all these people are arguing with me that because they didnt “officially date” theyre not canon at all #And I'm like the director + cast + writer + showrunner + producer all say they love each other #And they admit to being in love MULTIPLE TIMES in the show #that is the definition of canon #but theyre saying because they didnt “date” its not canon #like im not going to keep arguing but people are so dense and have no concept of media literacy #because if the only way you can see that characters are in love is if they kiss and them literally admitting it doesnt count to you #thats a you problem #anyways rant over #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal nbc #hannigram #hannibal and will #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #oh yeah also like 90% of the people say they arent canon are straight girls so take from that what you will

[hella1975]

hi hella do you have thoughts on the tiktokification of ethel cain (given her leaving social medias) anyway sorry if you dont i just love the way you think xx

i think a very simplified explanation of what tiktok does to music and why it fundamentally always Grates on me is that people on tiktok cannot just listen to a song. it's no longer enough to enjoy a song or an artist. you're not a 'true fan' if you just simply listen to the music and find any level of enjoyment from it. you have to instead know every single lyric, and every meaning of that lyric, and then when that isn't enough because the masses are now also doing that, you then need to know what the artist's thought process was for the lyrics, where they were when they wrote it, exactly what they mean by it. interpretation is no longer allowed because the 'true fans' correct you with what the artist said in a niche interview from 2019 and 'if you really liked the song you would know that'. it doesnt matter what the song means to YOU because it now needs to be consumed in the Exact Way Tiktok Says It Should Be. and then of course it all becomes narrower and narrower and all the while the fans are TEARING the artists apart in an attempt to be the one individual listening to them most often and most correctly and with the most thorough understanding, and the artist is just. some guy. like literally just a person behind a screen reading every stupid as fuck thing and seeing the same stupid as fuck comments over and over and over again and it's like yeah. that would drive me fucking insane too actually

#there is no correct way of consuming media. like this need to be special and the snobbery it creates is something even ive been guilty of #like i will say ive only ever joked about it (like i made a post a while ago about tiktokers not realising gibson girl #was about drugs and prostitution) but i cant think of a time ive ever been ACTUALLY pissed about it #and that was more me being annoyed the tiktok crowd had got ethel cain anyway like IN GENERAL lol #but people on tiktok are actually IN that mindset. like they truly believe there's a correct way to listen to music #and they WILL police you on it if you dont adhere to that and they NEED it to be memeable so they can feel like they have inside jokes #with the artist despite them being a fucking stranger and it's WEIRD and more than anything it's fucking ANNOYING #and at the end of the day someone who listens to gibson girl bc it hypes them up and they have no idea about the lyric meaning #or its context in the rest of the album or in fact who ethel cain even is #are doing just as much justice to the art as people who listen to every single song religiously and know every single meaning #ultimately music is created to make people feel things. art is created to make people feel things #if you felt something listening to it then great. that is literally the only requirement needed. you dont need the artist's social security #number and worst traumatic experience in order to be considered thee fan of all time #ask

[im-sorry-what-ii]

I just showed my friend my TikTok page where I make gay top gun edits and honestly fuck coming out that is the scariest shit I have ever done

#actually terrifying #bc ik she doesnt have a problem with gay stuff #and she is literally reading wattpad next to me #except its straight people Wattpad #but anyways #scary as fuck #its so embarrassing as well #like oh yeah not only is it gay its also top gun gay #top gun for the non Tumblr population tends to be peak straight person stuff #the shit i post is definitely not peak straight person stuff #icemav #top gun #TikTok #top gun Maverick #top gun 1986

[rewritingcanon]

this is me after spending my night arguing with marauder stans on tiktok, calling them all npcs, calling sirius black and james potter overrated flops that get bodyslammed by golden trio characters (hermione, specifically), pretending to be a snape stan so i can argue with them more, and calling the band of ‘james potter stans’ an actual cult that he would bully irl if he did exist

#i only do this to mean and very condescending marauders fans btw not all of them #but theres A LOT who are super mean by being patronising and putting others down for not having the same opinion by condescending them #so every mean reply from me is literally serotonin shot into my bloodstream. its like drugs #i be going to bed with a mf smile on my face fr #tiktok will not hear about this #only tmblr 😽👍 #marauders #james potter #rant #anti marauders FANS #sirius black #idek what to tag this #severus snape #hermione granger #harry potter #hp #the misogyny as well from these fans. i literally cannot comprehend #rewriting

[stinkrascal]

tiktok has made me terrified to befriend other women irl (and people irl in general) because i keep seeing these videos where women will be like “it’s such a red flag when girls are too nice, it comes across toxic” or like their boyfriend’s best friend will have a girlfriend and he’ll introduce her to the op and op will be like “i just don’t trust when his friend’s girl wants to be my friend, huge red flags” and everyone in the comments of these posts will be like ‘yessssssssssss girl totally agree’ but like what???? why?????????????? is there something im missing here?????????? and this is why whenever i mention wanting to befriend new people let it be known im specifically talking about wanting to befriend neurodivergent/autistic people because i genuinely dont understand what the fuck neurotypical people are talking about 80% of the time ahahadhfpogisrjgori

#im sorry but i dont want to spend the rest of my life trying to decode whatever neurotypical people are getting at anymore its so stressful #its so funny though. because i'll read these posts and be SOOO CONFUSED #but then everyone in the comments is like 'yesssss girl totally agree. red flags all around' and those comments get 17k likes #and im like WHAT are you guys talking about. literally what is going on #i wish everyone was autistic the world would be a much nicer place #im not dissing those people either like youre allowed to have your boundaries. and im allowed to be forever confused by them lol #also the only reason i just mentioned women here is bc ive only seen women make these posts on tiktok #but im 100% certain there are men who make these weird comments too i just havent seen them #in general this just seems like very neurotypical behavior to me lol

[euphoniouspandemonium]

booktok and its impact on publishing....... it's bleak !!!

#supposedly it's ''making publishing accessible'' #but then you look at booktok books and its all the same 10 white american writers with no substance or nuance in their work #who are just good at marketing #the only books getting translated from english where i live are colleen hoover and stuff and i GET IT like i get it publishing houses need t #to eat #(?) #but how is our culture supposed to actually develop and thrive when only mediocre bestellers are translated and our own authors #literally cant be funded so all we get is shitty covers and bad formatting . and like. what use is social media if your book isnt in english #and likely won't be trasnlated in many other languages if you live in a small country with an unfunded underdeveloped publishing industry #like id LIKE to see that effect of tiktok discussed .

[im-a-freaking-joy]

Im really tempted to follow the therian tag on youtube just so I can comment on these poor kids's videos something kind and let them know that if they arent hurting anybody they can do whatever they want forever

#do I. fully understand it? #not at all #but the amount of outright hate these poor kids get #so i think they should be making youtube shirts or tiktoks when it looks like theyre like 11 or 12? also no #but they need support to some degree #they need to hear that some people dont understand but dont hate either #because these kids are just having fun and expressing themselves #its honestly pretty relateable in an odd way #like as a neurodivergent kid i did all sorts of “weird” or “cringe” things that i WISH somebody saw and just went #i dont really get what this is #but im glad youre happy! #it would have literally helped me avoid so much pain and depression #the amount of small kids? critters? idk how they like to be reffered to #like i said i dont really understand it #who have pinned my comments or done the youtube love thing? #because they only have like 10 comments but theyre 90% outright hate and bullying? #i think people on the internet should relearn that if you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all #plus i get to reccomend these critters/kids look at maia arson crimew! #i get to let them know that even though im not a therian there are big important powerful people out there like maia who are! #who have a whole group of people who admire and support them! #anyway the tldr of this is i may have adopted a community of weird youtube kids even though i dont really understand their interest #and i feel like the old grandpa you run imto at the library about it if that makes sense

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

What song are you obsessed with atm?

Easy.

Like A Kennedy by Heart Attack Man

(bc of the version that came out featuring Awsten Knight lmao. I LOVE Heart Attack Man, tho so that collab was mind-blowing to have came out. Found them a year ago because some girl was talking about their Fake Blood album in a vinyl haul. Decent Pop-Punk if your into it.)

We Need More Bricks by Neck Deep too. (That album has been in rotation since January. Oh my god bro FINALLY a good fucking Neck Deep album. Past two projects really were mid in comparison to Life's Not Out To Get You. The Peace and The Panic being better than All Distortions imo bc of many of its tracks, but I remember hearing Heartbreak Of The Century when it dropped and being as flabbergasted as I was when FOB dropped Love From The Otherside-only difference is that the album didn't come out as being v mid to me when it dropped. S/T is literally how you make a bomb ass pop punk album.

There's more I'm listening to but I'm not gonna insert a long list of songs here. Might make a playlist later.

#idk but ye #thanks for the ask!! #i can talk an ear off abt pop punk bc like its my bread and butter i will always love it #i HATE the tiktok mainstream of it though dont even get me started bc i hate mgk so much he is SO trash #mf trying to resurrect the pop punk genre w travis barker when literally the only reason you sound good is bc u ripped off blink #ur sound is literally stolen lol. “pop punk isnt deadddd” no its not but u literally are putting a giant shit stain on the genre by creating #music bruh #fake ass wannabe #sorry but like he irks me so bad #he opened for fob back in the maina tour for me in 2018 and he was just SO bad live #anyway. music is subjective i just wish there was more innovation in the industry bc now days everything sounds the same #AAAAA #sorry ill shut up