#and this happens

[kipkiphoorayy]

everyone panic

#went to go comment on a new update #and THIS HAPPENS #ao3 #fanfic #fanfiction #archives of our own #ao3 down #best of kip (apparently)

[teecupangel]

Random thing: I just wanna imagine that scene where Desmond gets hit by Bill and just the second that his fist connects Desmond’s mom appears ready to go mama bear on this jackass for punching her son.

Desmond has no idea what just happened.

One moment, he felt then the pain blossoming from his cheek, his feet staggering a few steps back, his mind reeling as his body reacted instinctively to weaken the blow he just received.

Then…

Shaun and Rebecca shout.

For a moment, he had thought they screamed because of what happened to him.

But that was impossible.

Their reaction was a second too late.

They did not expect Bill to hit him but they also didn’t believe they had any right to go between them.

His head was still ringing when he saw her slap Bill with enough force to topple him to the ground. She wasted no time, kicking him while he was down.

Their shout had been a warning of her appearance.

Her movements were meant for speed, not strength, but she had always used that to her advantage. She tried to teach him that.

She also taught him to fight dirty and always aim for the weak spot. And that was what she was doing.

Her first kick was aimed between his legs.

As was her second.

Her third.

On and on, she continued to focus her quick strikes between Bill’s legs.

It was the Assassins who came with her that tried to drag her away from Bill, begging her to stop and to calm down.

It took three of them to drag her away.

He recognized them.

They were from the Farm.

What were they doing here?

Desmond has no idea.

She didn’t bother to say anything, pulling away from their hold and walking away from Bill who remained on the ground, twitching as he coughed up saliva.

She walked towards Desmond and placed her hands on his neck, his hands warm.

“Desmond…”

When he was growing up, he had always found her to be cold and distant.

But reliving Altaïr’s memories…

He finally recognized the softness in her gaze. The way her tone would becomes a bit gentler.

She reminded him of the many Levantine Assassins Altaïr had seen, unable to show their love for their children under Al Mualim’s reign.

So he smiles even if his cheek ached.

“Hey, mom.”

(Desmond’s mom’s main combo is Altaïr’s bitch slap followed by nuts or nothing)

#the link takes you to a youtube clip of nuts or nothing #you wanted her to go mama bear mode #i am hit by the idea that yeah #altaïr would have definitely aimed for the balls given a chance #and this happens #william miles suffer lol #assassin's creed #desmond miles #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #ask and answer #desmond miles' mom #that's not really a tag #william miles

[bibannana]

Fox *walking into the kitchen*: Are you trying to romance me?

Riyo *blinks at him, tired as hell making herself a pot of caf*

Fox *puts down his favourite mug*: Because it's working.

Taglist: @soliloquy-of-nemo @staycalmandhugaclone @nekotaetae @sexy-rex @jiabae

#no fox #no she was not #she just wanted her caf #and this happens #but yes she made enough for the both of you #so drink up #and share! #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the clone wars #tcw #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #corrie guard #coruscant guard #commander fox #riyo chuchi #fox #riyo

[rt-closetcryptic]

POV you’re doing a thing for your roommate/discord bud and they some of the wildest things.

#haven’t been doing much art due to sewing #oooops #but also unsure what to draw next #then my roommate asks me to edit a catnap for them #and this happens #poppy playtime #dogday #catnap #rtcc draws

[from-the-working-classman]

Tumblr Live is shutting down

…shutting down, shutting down

#Excerpts #tumblr live #I take a sabbatical #and this happens #Of the Written Word #A sprinkle of salt‚ a smatter of words

[fandomsandassortedgoods]

Buzz seeing Woody: :D

#you ever think about pete jessie and bullseye in the back watching this unfold like wtf are you serious we convince him to stay #and THIS happens #toy story #prideyear #ts #py

[ishgard]

so sad thinking about the modpocalypse now. tbh most of my characters are not very reliant on mods but aria sure is and I've been having so much fun with her

edit: modpocalypse = the probable incompatibility of current mods with post-7.0 graphics updates

#poor girl #finally get her a look i like #and inspiration for her #and this happens #...that's just her luck tbh

[that-veela-girl]

yesterday i got waxed for my birthday tomorrow but i didn’t know you can’t get it done on your face while on medication and-

THE WAX RIPPED THE SKIN BETWEEN MY UPPER LIP AND NOSE??

#what the fuck do i do #will this pass?? #i need a perfect face for tomorrow #and this happens #şevval rambles

[toccata-i-voir]

A RABBIT?!

#I literally just went to water my orchids #and this happens #rp #V

[moonchild-in-blue]

Listening to Sleep Token is all fun and games until YouTube decides to pull this:

Literally one after the other. I was doing my makeup before going out too, crying was NOT the plan.

#i usually just listen to the albums but today i decided to have a little random silly goofy moment #and this happens #drag me under always knocks me out so that was fun #sleep token

[littlegalerion]

....Moon took her friends to the circus only to find out that everyone present considers themselves "intimate" enough to take a "lover's test" with her...

Moon and Gale, at Karlach and Halsin:

Karlach and Halsin, in response:

#she is exclusively with gale #i havent even had halsin confess to her yet #kharlach hasnt even confessed #NONE OF THEM HAVE CONFESSED SAVE FOR GALE #moon is not happy #the ONE TIME she ignores her sheer hate towards something like a circus and opts to take her friends out #and this happens #my oc harvest moon #gale of waterdeep #halsin #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #karlach

[fate-defiant]

not to have a nother one of my brain spasms but fakir diving into the lake after ahiru and ahiru seeing rue in the gear window and wanting to go after her but being held back BUT NOT BECAUSE SHE HAS TO STAY THERE NO bu tbecause ahiru can save her once shes back on the surface herself and rue letting the ravens drag her away into despair in mytho's stead and mytho coming after her and them leaving hand in hadn THE ORPHEUS AND EURIDICE OF IT ALL.

#princess tutu #fakir #rue #mytho #fate.txt #all the time i tell myself #yea im normal about this show. like i had my Summer Of Hyperfixation when i was 12-13 but that was the Most Of It #and then i run across a quote #not even a quote just [ORPHEUS turns] #and this happens #and dont get me started on the oak tree episode and the tutu is kidnapped episode we'll be here all day #duck

[swallowtailcherry]

I broke Apollo, ladies and gentlemen

#random post #How'd that happen 😂 #all i did was tease his ass #and this happens #record of ragnarok #record of ragnarok apollo

[red-prince]

WHAT THE F WAS THAT AND WHAT HAVE THEY DON TO FERRARI

#i swear it’s like you don’t watch practice sessions FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE— #AND THIS HAPPENS #f1 #formula 1 #f1blr #formula one #f1 fandom #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari #ferrari #f1 love #carlos sainz jr #singapore gp 2023

[sharkbatez]

Bob’s Burgers | Season 12 - Episode 21 Some Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade Runner

When Tina's new shirt is ridiculed by Tammy and Jocelyn in a Wagstaff News segment called "Wow or Weird," she goes to her fantasy world and writes about a futuristic world in which she is a robot.

#bob's burgers #bob's burgers season 12 #bob's burgers S12E21 #I'm not crying you are #definitely not ugly crying #Tina hasn't had a birthday in a decade #and this happens

[justremuslupininamask]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

#ao3 #ao3fic #ao3 down #wtf #I finally had enough time to complete the force of gravity #and this happens #bad luck #the force of gravity #byler #< target audience #will byers #mike wheeler