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so earlier today, we had an endoscopy. heres some of the things we apparently said while waking up from anesthesia:
us: *hears heart monitor beeping* blitz?
mom, to the nurse: thats our birds name
nurse: ig it does sound like a bird
us: u have a bird?! what kind of bird?!
mom: no, she doesnt. our bird.
us: oh. what kind of bird is it?
mom: the birds we own.
us: yeah but what kind
us: candy (our snake) shed on friday
mom: oh yeah?
us: but it was in pieces all over her enclosure so i think she didnt have enough humidity
nurse: ill go get u another warm blanket *leaves*
nurse: *comes back* i couldnt get one
us: fuckers stole my blanket. cant have shit in detroit.
mom: ??
us: there was this guy & he had to go to the bathroom in detroit but they stole his toilet. cant have shit in detroit.
mom: *looks at nurse*
nurse: *shrugs* i told u they have no filter, they just say whatevers on their minds
BONUS: before going under, we made it our goal to tell a specific joke to the anesthesiologist. heres how our mom said it went.
us: i got a joke first
anesthesiologist: whats ur joke?
us: how do u keep a room of anesthesiologists in suspense?
anesthesiologist: ..how?
mom: 10, 9, 8...
anesthesiologist: how?? OH, is that the punchline? ive never heard an anesthesiologist joke before
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The price for being the best patient this week in the OR goes to the totally French named Canadian guy who won me as his anesthesiologist for his TEP hernioplasty. I wanted to practice my French so based on his name and his nationality I approched him speaking that language introducing myself and asking if he wanted to speak Hungarian, English or French. He just shrugged so I continued to ask the perioperative questions in French. He understood the questions and answered all of them in English. We had a fluent conversation but he always replied in English. After some time I told him in English that I saw his preferred language was rather English, not French. He replied: ยซย Non, pas du tout, รงa mโest รฉgal.ย ยป, meaning he didnโt care at all, it was all the same to him. I sticked with English, he sticked with French. What a troll.๐
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Allan Zacher is a kind, gentle retired physician who enjoys taking photographs of the beautiful landscapes near his North Carolina home.
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Getting ready for surgery? ๐ฅ Remember, your doctor might ask you to fast for 6-8 hours before general anesthesia.
Fasting reduces the risk of complications during surgery.
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