#anything for my malewife

[kaiju-krew]

big grumpass cat

#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything* #he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT #yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy #gxk #godzilla #mothra #kong #shimo #mothzilla #mosugoji #my art

[oh-wow-im-still-here]

Im so sorry but I just cannot understand people that read the entirety of scum villain and then say they don't like binghe. He's awful, toxic, overbearing, ect. Like?? Yes, but also no??? Did you not read the book? Or even looked past the unreliable narration?

Like, I get it, you're reading it in the moment and sqq is a super fun and imaginative narrator, he easily traps you in the same mindset that he has. Trapping you in the world of genres, tropes, character archetypes, what makes a story a story. So it's easy to get clouded like sqq and just scratch your head and try to figure out what type of character archtype luo binghe will turn out to be. If he's not the stallion protagonist harem master anymore, than what is he? So you read book 2 and the start of book 3 and you think, "oh! If he's not gonna be the toxic male power fantasy anymore, than he's gonna be the toxic male love interest fantasy you see in BL!"

You know the ones. They're incredibly sexy, incredibly tall, needs an incredibly in depth course on the meaning of consent and boundaries, and the narrative never punishes them for doing weird and out of line shit, but actively romanticize it. Which fits binghe in some respects, but not all of them, same as the stallion protag box. So I can understand you and sqq's apprehension throughout the story. Waiting for the hat to drop already. Is binghe a cute wholesome wife or a possessive bloodthirsty demon lord?

But then you and shen qingqiu are supposed to learn the lesson near the end that binghe is a person!! With thoughts and feelings and grievances he wants addressed!!! That ultimately he is in the exact middle of the harem master protag to toxic yaoi male lead scale, but also not on the scale at all!!!

Because, ultimately, he is just a guy that desperately wants to be loved! To be wanted! That's it! And shen qingqiu realizes this and takes this complicated emotional wreck of a man and promises him that love and companionship. Shedding the notions of following some sort of thought out narrative and live out their happy ending. Because scum villain's story does end up happy. Messy, but happy. Shen Qingqiu is not suffering. He does not regret choosing Luo Binghe. They are both happy and in love and they both deserve each other. So like, what more do you want?

#conclusion: yeah hes toxic bingqiu is so toxic but also not but also yes in the sexy way but also not- #literally scum villain is not scum villain without binghe #hes sooo interesting!!! he is malewife demon emporer sweet maiden sheep disciple harem master bad at sex husband narrative power source ect #he IS the center of universe but also he wants to live out his lesbian cottagecore fantasy for the rest of his days #also ps i do absolutely believe binghe does understand bounderies and consent and is a gentlemen #xin mo the embodiment of toxic masculinity just had a grip on him for a lil bit but hes fine now hes a respectful boy #literally says he'd never do anything without complete consent in one of the extras #sorry my rambles arent very eloquent and dont make much sense lmao #luo binghe #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #svsss #scum villain #scum villains self saving system

[majunju]

Correct me if Im wrong, but I think you still like chilumi... Of course, you are more hyperfixated on other lumine ships

well i can never truly hate them bc they still remain very dear to me i just dont like interacting w the fandom 🤷

#asks #i cn only enjoy them when im like. 5 levels removed from anything related to them fandomwise LMGFKSGFKJG #like they r saur cute i still have lots of love for them! #how can i hate on my favourite girlboss malewife duo . how cld i

[xxragingdumpsterfirexx]

He's just so pretty I couldnt resist

#my gif #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #one piece gif #one piece gifs #malewife #hes just so cute #i love him #id do anything for him #honestly tho #i adore him #god i love him

[pencilofawesomeness]

I was so caught up in the euphoria of making shit up, I forgot I wasn't uncontested. Wild that canon exists and is ongoing. Wild.

#this can to applicable to so much but its jjk #the new issue leaks reminded me that my initial headcanon is looking to be correct #even though I ignored every implication of it when I dived into my new fic #i'm 45k deep sukuna is stuck with this backstory no matter what canon says #but #jjk spoilers #ill tag that so my blabbing doesn't ruin anything #i DID forget it was implied he had a brother #completely forgot #i gave him nameless siblings to kill but I very much forgot that canon bit #hm maybe whatever they throw out me this weekend will not change anything #also Jin I put too much effort into this loving malewife he's mine now #i did always think he was related somehow because of resemblance #but I was so lost in the fanfic sauce it was unimportant #eh its an au anyways #i'll subject yall to it soon enough #just had to meme and make fun of myself for a sec

[frecklystars]

I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"

and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE

#'the dude is homeless and unemployed basically. and has no phone' #'and he wouldnt even flirt he will pick up something you dropped and stare at you' #im already on my knees with a wedding ring in my hand #ken will you do the honor of being my malewife #my horsegirl boyfriend pathetic wet piece of paper of a malewife #i promise i'll make eye contact with you the entire time despite the obstacles my autistic ass trying to prevent me from doing so 😳 #love notes #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́- #the fucking way ryan is like. tired. sipping coffee and his voice is husky #bc he JUST FUCKING WOKE UP #nd theyre asking him these questions and hes politely like... ken would not do these things #every time someone asks him abt ken he's politely saying. oh. youre wrong FJDHGFKD #hes like. ken is the most loyal devoted motherfucker and his entire life is dedicated to Barbie #someone's like hey what's ken's favorite food and ryan is like ANYTHING BARBIE LIKES #i love the running joke in all these interviews that kens just huddle on the beach #margot jokes that they literally just go completely inert #while the barbies get beauty sleep the kens just stare into space completely immobile #and then snap out of it when the sun rises #i think thats more merciful than literally sleeping on the plastic pink sand #god i love these interviews im having a field day #ALSO in the beginning of the interview #margot was like 'wait why would barbie need to be on a dating app?' #and ryan's like 'HM. YEAH. WHY.' side glacing at her LKFDJJLSDFKJ #and he said 'ken picks up your phone you dropped and sees YOU'RE ON DATING APPS'

[seaquestions]

i am your home. okay?

#niksartstuffs #robot #robogore #(just a lil bit) #unreality #(for the camera imagery & the dialogue i think. jic. idk if it'd be a diff tag) #i lied abt there not being anything bcos ive been thinking abt this fucked up robot malewife i made up. #unfortunately the story he exists within in my head is kinda bare bones & depressing & scary & h*rny & im never writing it. lol

[belleski]

me consuming any media: oh im not that big of a fan of romace plots, they always distract from the main story and are so unecessarily dramatic -

Also me designing two side characters: hughhmmm oh but what if,,,,,,they where a family,,,,🥺🥺🥺

#girl help i accidently put a girlboss + malewife realtionship in my campaign and now i cant think of anything else #its also very important that everyone understands that the tall lady is also very smitten but is trying to act professional while at work #im not gonna white another essay in the tags but feel free to ask about these guys if ur curious #also i tried something new with the second drawing and it was vrry fun so i hope people like that #DND OC #original character #Gamer campaign #MY OCs #artists on tumblr #belleskiart

[collegeboysam]

been watching house of the dragon and the uncle-to-niece/nephew toxic staring got me fucked up. gothic romance but make it inbred dragon royal family

#completely altered my brain chemistry and 100% for the worse #thats some fucked up toxic violent gourmet in'cest show yessir #'you said i could have anything. give me rhaenyra' and then beheading when someone calls her kids bastards?? BOYYYYY #'take me to dragonstone and make me your wife' BOOYYYYYYYYYY #then the guys: i take your eye and you are obsessed with killing me the rest of your life but regret it the moment you do it? BOOOYYYYYYY #cant get enough of crazy targaryens being crazy for their siblings' kids lmao #daemon is my favorite character btw love his mansplain malewife manslaughter ass

[spotaus]

Pt 5.5! (Because I couldn't help myself lol-)

#utmv #oc #utmv sans #utmv oc #goldinsanity #do I have a gender bias? yeag #BUT I also haven't drawn a couple others (rip BG) #also #Ichor is the ultimate malewife but Hap is a close second (he has Wife/Himbo energy) #meanwhile Stereo is a huge fan of infodumping but also mansplaining everything and anything #and uhh. Pretender tricks people to kill them. idk if there's anyone more Manipulate than him #Orchid is my beloved girlboss btw

[floralovebot]

you can love a character and still acknowledge they aren’t a great person. i love riven and accept his flaws (none he’s perfect) and acknowledge that he’s messed up before (no he hasn’t) and that consequences in stories are a good thing (everyone else is wrong actually and he’s right)

#musa's inner dialogue: #also s1 riven's inner dialogue: #ALDJHGLADJGH #riven is so special to me because ill talk all day about how he isnt perfect #but if One person suggests he's evil and shouldve stayed gone im like. no actually he's perfect he's never done anything wrong <3 #winx riven #he's so baby girl to me he's my girlfriend my wife my discord kitten my silly malewife bimbo stud <3

[nyx-xp]

why is there so much rosinha slander

i will defend my girl let her be shes the girlboss to zé’s lazy malewife ass 😭

#three caballeros #the three caballeros #ze carioca #zé carioca #rosinha #like i know yall want the three gay caballeros #but she hasnt done anything wrong??? shes just an absolute girboss?? #shes so incredible #and funny #let my bbg be 😭 #zé (josé) has two hands #but he has three tail feathers #sorry #so sorry moots #and non brazillians #brazillians too ig i just called THE zé carioca a malewife #(i am perfectly justified and right) #but i rewatched the legend of the three caballeros #and went to the tag cuz why not? #then i saw rosinha slander blacked out and wrote this

[sctir]

oh right the most recent webtoon ch.. hahhaahhahahahahhahahaha. wow look at these yoohyunies!! he's such a handsome boy i love him sm 💜💜💜💜💜 don't look at the tags or anything i swear im normal.

#ob my god i need moon hyuna to do unspeakable tjings to me. so bad more than anything #wei.post #sctir #drags hand down face #only the tattered shreds of my dignity prevented me from whimpering audibly at thatlast panel of her cutting her hair #holy fudintg.. yehjrht. #moon hyuna i could be your babygirl i could be your malewife i could be your breeding partne[gets shot] #i dont even rmr what happened this ch cause as soon as i saw moon hyuna's bare arms all the blood left my head in .2 seconds #i got actually a little dizzy #i need her to ruin me. anyways‚

[xxragingdumpsterfirexx]

Caught me thinking about Crocodile again so heres a moment I could just stare at forever

#sir crocodile #gif #my gifs #malewife #i adore him #i love him #actually in love #absolutely feral #i would do anything for him #one piece #one piece gifs

[mitta-likes-moths]

Well this is a result that’s for sure I guess really just looked at me and called my ass out like ok

#I hope you all know I took this before watching episode one #so couldn’t subconsciously rig anything #and got Doppo Kunikida as my first result #both results I got basically said please get help #bsd #malewife cooks #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #insanity #you have me flabbergasted how dare you say things that are mostly true like damn who told you that #<-Knew damn well what she was getting himself into

[ratbimboy]

Y’all….I am now…also fixated on my dear hatchet man…help I signed up for both patreons I love these men so much I want them as my male wife’s please

#aesopsrambles #aesopsbesopping💀💀 #my dear hatchet man #alan orion #Alan #is #so #fucking #cute #on my fucking knees #would do anything for him #make him malewife #Alan = My husband #new ocs on the way 💀