#anyway i am so fucking hungry now goodbye

[lunarharp]

scribbly first date type affair (continuation of my modern au stuff)

#witch hat tag #orufrey #idk when the next modern au thing will be so i'll just post this by itself. hehe #that art was one of qifrey's first drawings. it was of a creepy eye. (it was around the time he got glasses as a kid) #(and was told that he might lose his sight completely one day so he became an emo because he already wanted to be an artist #like beldaruit who ran his foster home where he encouraged kids to draw art to express their feelings.) #and an insidious deviantart group called The Brimhats idk stole it & reposted it. he never got to the bottom of who exactly did it. #but one day. they will fucking suffer. #(he believes their goal was to develop AI art as they said stuff like 'all art should belong to everyone anyway' & 'there shouldnt be rules' #but actually they were probably just regular mean ppl who have moved on to new things in life than stealing kids' art on deviantart. #who knows though.) i want people to retain their disabilities or general tragedies like beldaruit would be in a wheelchair #and coco's mum is in a coma. but its just so funny if qifrey just has regular bad eyesight #and it's so cute that he would say he doesnt think of beldaruit as a dad & is distant with him but now basically runs a foster home too #where he doesnt just encourage like he was encouraged but actively teaches kids from sad backgrounds to become wonderful artists one day #anyway i am so fucking hungry now goodbye #P.S. BELDARUIT IS NOT OLD !!!!!!! i mean if qifrey is late 20s or older in canon like i want... i guess he..but.... NO !!!!!! 😭 #*edits in some follow-up drawings* #oru: i couldn't c-c-confess my feelings bc it always seems like he's worried about something..i shouldnt bother him.. #qif: *always worried about how to confess his feelings* #ive decided meeting at 7 on da is kind of ridiculous actually. i think they probably meet at like age 10 in canon..not immediately =_= #since beru-sama is like 'he finally found a friend'. whatever... this'll be my last art post for a while probably so see ya <3

[leclerced]

sweet dreams

Summary: Oscar getting a lot of head.

Warnings: 18+ minors dni. some degrading language, blow jobs, face fucking. balls briefly in mouth.

Author’s note: hi. here’s this. enjoy. sorry for typos or other mistakes i am tired.

She's been itching for him all day, and he’s been in meetings all day. He was gone before she woke, he didn’t even wake her for a goodbye kiss before he left. She woke hours after he left and found a note on the fridge, morning baby! there’s a pastry on the counter for you, we have a lot of meetings today so i’m not sure when i’ll be home. xx

She plucks the note off the fridge and retreats back to their bedroom, flopping on the bed before grabbing her phone from the nightstand.

osc

baby

when are you gonna be home?

Oscar's phone buzzes in his pocket and he jumps in his seat. After glancing around to check that no one noticed his startling, he slides it out under the table. He feels his stomach flutter at his girlfriend’s contact on the screen and he clicks on the new texts.

morning honey

are you you hungry? i got you a pastry

Her nose scrunches at the mention. He drove all the way to get her breakfast when they could have had a quickie. He's so kind and thoughtful it’s infuriating.

no. i’m horny and you aren’t here.

i wanted your cock in my mouth as soon as i woke up

rolled over, reached for you. and you weren’t there ):

i’m so wet for you right now, i’m literally dripping.

Her left hand drifts between her thighs and she whines at the feeling. she was exaggerating for dramatic effect but she’s not wrong. Her thighs are sticky and she barely has to ghost her fingers through her lips before they’re coated.

The first text comes through right after he hits send. his phone buzzes in his hand and he glances down, nearly choking on the breath he’s taking as the next text comes through, followed by two more in quick succession. his cock twitches in his jeans when he reads the last one and he grits his teeth.

nows not a good time, i’m in a meeting

She rolls her eyes. she knows that, it doesn’t change anything.

when are you going to be home?

i have two more meetings. expected time is 45 each. could be longer or shorter, depending.

A sigh leaves her and her pussy throbs under her fingers. She lifts the coated digits to her lips and pulls them inside, sucking them clean. she can almost pretend they’re oscar’s instead of hers so she leaves them, swirling her tongue around her fingers to try to sate the craving she has for him.

can’t you fake sick? i could suck your cock three times in that time

jesus christ.

you really are horny huh

sorry, ill try to be quick

It’s a pointless claim, there’s nothing he can do to speed it along unless he agrees to everything, and that could end up with more meetings in the future because he gave the wrong input because he was rushing. She bites her finger tips as her thumb fumbles across the keyboard, checking for typos before sending the next string of texts.

do you wanna know what i dreamed about?

i was sucking your cock for eternity

you know that dreamy feeling? where you know you’re gonna be there forever? like it’s heaven?

it was like that, and i was sucking you off. i lost track of how many times you came, but i swallowed it all

honestly impressed with dream me

i think i grew gills because i didn’t have to stop and breathe once

who needs air? not dream me

anyways.. i really wanna suck you off for eternity but that’s not possible so i’ll take as many times as i can get

and the sooner you get home. the more i can suck you off

After a few minutes of no response, she gets bored. It's no fun sexting when they aren’t sexting back. She rolls onto her stomach and presses her cheek into the pillow. She’ll go back to sleep until he’s home, maybe she’ll keep dreaming about his cock and when she wakes up, he’ll be home.

Oscar can hear the blood rushing through him as he reads the texts coming through, the chatter of his bosses and team members around him fading into nothing. His cock throbs in his jeans and he backs out of the chain of messages as soon as he reads, sucking your cock for eternity. He presses it face down in his lap and stifles a groan when it vibrates directly on his cock. He slides it down his thigh then tucks it underneath his leg. It’s muffled between the weight of his thigh and the plush cushion but the vibrations don’t stop tickling the back of his thigh for a minute.

When someone prompts him, he lets out a weak sound and squeezes his eyes shut, “I’m sorry, i was thinking about the brakes last race.” It's the worst excuse he can manage and brings on more questions.

Someone immediately curses, “Was something wrong? Why didn’t you say something earlier?”

He shakes his head quickly, cheeks flaming red, “No! They were good! I was thinking we had a good balance and should keep that in mind and I just got stuck. My brain is kind of mush right now.”

Lando lets out a noise of agreement next to him and he’s suddenly reminded of his teammate’s presence. “Yeah, same. I missed the last five minutes.”

Andrea nods, “Well, I think we can finish this next bit up without you guys. get some sleep, come in with a clear head tomorrow." They both nod thankfully and Oscar takes a look around the room and feels a bit guilty that they’re being let go early because they can’t focus. He sees Lando stretching from the corner of his eye and suddenly can feel the tension in his muscles from sitting in the same office chair all day. Even if it’s cushy and expensive and comfortable as hell, sitting in one position all day kills his body. He does one better and stretches as he stands, reaching above his head and groaning softly as his muscles finally feel some relief they didn’t know they needed.

If he had a tail it’d be wagging. He’d be chasing it around the room. He's never been so relieved to hear those words. He turns to grab his phone from the chair and swipes it up before another text can come through. He's opening the text thread again as he walks out of the mtc, casting a quick glance over his shoulder before he unlocks his phone. Each one feels like a punch to the gut, his mind going thick as he rereads them. He starts typing out a text that he’s coming home, but he erases it. she can wait until he gets home.

She’d barely fallen asleep when she’s harshly woken by someone yanking her to the edge of her bed. A grumble leaves her throat as she tries and fails to pull her legs back up, to curl into herself and fall back asleep. The hold on her ankles is solid though and she gives up after a single pull. There’s not a care in the world about who’s touching her, Oscar almost laughs at the thought. Oscar's voice immediately rouses her, though, when he commands, “Sit up.”

She jolts up, rubbing her eyes and sighing, “Opie, you’re home.” She drops her hands to her lap and looks up at him with glossy eyes. He’s already stripped down to his boxers, she can see the bulge he’s sporting and it makes her mouth water. He looks into her eyes for a moment before glancing down her body, down the little nightgown that was forced up her body when he pulled her down. It slumped back down on her hips when she sat up, but he can still get a peek at her cunt and it’s just as she described. “On your knees. on the ground.” His voice is sharper than usual and it buzzes in her ears, sending a shiver down her spine.

He releases her ankles as she slides off the bed in front of him, clasping her hands behind her back obediently. “Like this?”

He nods, “Just like that. Open your mouth.” She blinks up at him and does so, tilting her head back for him. She’s not sure what he wants, his cock isn’t out yet, so that’s not-

She flinches as a glob of spit lands on her tongue and he says, “Swallow it.'' Without a moment's hesitation, she does so and lets her mouth fall back open to show him it’s gone. He smirks and lets out a huff of air. “You’re fucking filthy. went right back to fucking sleep, did you? Couldn’t have the real thing so you went to your little dream land.”

Her brain is still foggy with sleep but the words float through the clouds like rays of sunshine. She nods up at him, “Thought you weren’t gonna be home for awhile.”

He gives her a soft smile and tuts, “I’m home now, aren’t I? Why don’t you give me a warm welcome?” Oscar pushes his boxers down and kicks them aside, she instinctively reaches and he shakes his head and she freezes, “No touching, unless you need to tap my thigh for me to stop, okay? Keep them behind your back.” She whines at his words but complies, licking her lips before dropping her mouth back open. She's not sure what to expect, but she’s happy to take anything he’ll give her.

Oscar steps closer and curls a hand in her hair, wrapping the other around his cock. He taps it against her tongue, “Show me what you dreamed about.” A contented murmur bubbles up from the back of her throat at the taste of him hitting her taste buds and she flicks her tongue across the head before wrapping her lips around the tip. She swirls her tongue and sucks softly before flattening her tongue and taking more of him into her mouth.

The head of his cock hits the back of her throat and she lets out a noise as she forces her throat to relax so she can take more of him. He pets her head softly as she bobs her head, taking more each time. The soft grunts he’s letting out make her clit throb and if he hadn’t already told her to keep her hands behind her back, she’d be reaching between her legs. Her eyes flutter shut as she moans around him, squeezing her hands into fists to will herself to take more, to take all of him.

“This is what you wanted?” Oscar's voice makes her eyes pop open, low and thick like molasses. She blinks up at him twice. Yes. He licks his lips and lets his head fall back as a moan tumbles out, then drops his head back down. “All day? That’s what you want?” Two more slow blinks. yes again. He cups her face and strokes his thumb over her hollowed cheek as he coos, “I’m gonna fuck your mouth now. Did you dream about that?” She blinks quickly this time, yes, before he even finishes the question. Just before he thrusts, she taps his thigh and pulls off with a gasp.

She presses her forehead to his thigh and he can feel her quick breaths all over it, hot and steamy on his skin. After a moment, she sits back and nods, “Okay, ‘m ready. I just wanted a breather so I could last longer.” Oscar could come just from the fucking words she’s speaking. Pacing herself to suck his cock? Jesus Fucking Christ. He taps his cock against her lips, pressing into the warmth as soon as she parts her lips for him. A shudder runs through him as she sucks on the tip and her eyes flutter shut like she’s enjoying it.

He pushes the hand cupping her cheek back into her hair and curls it into a fist, sighing at the softness between his fingers. his hips jut forward to test the waters and she presses her tongue to his cock as if to urge him. Oscar works his cock into her mouth with slow steady strokes until he’s buried in her throat. He moans as she swallows around him and he pushes further into her mouth. A shiver courses through him when she gasps for air through her nose, cool air hitting the part of cock that hasn’t made it into her mouth yet.

He suddenly pulls out until just the head is inside, she takes the moment to suck on the head before he gives another thrust. “My pretty girl, so eager to suck my cock.” He teases as his cock hits the back of her throat again. She can feel a different fog taking over her brain, much better than the sleepy dreamy fog she’d been in. She’d pinched her own ass when Oscar told her to get on her knees, half convinced this was a hyper realistic dream. No. Her boyfriend really did just come home early minutes after she fell asleep. And now she has what she wants, his cock down her throat, drool down her chin and what will likely become an ache in her jaw.

She blinks her eyes open to look up at oscar as he slowly fucks her throat, not even fully fucking her throat. His head is tossed back and he’s letting out soft moans every few thrusts. She feels like she’s being teased in a way, but she’s not going to, nor can she, complain. She lets her eyes flutter shut again and moans around him, rubbing her tongue against the underside of his cock.

Oscar tells himself not to over do it yet, he doesn’t want her jaw aching or her throat sore this early in the day. Not when he has plans to be in it all day like she wants. He gives another slow thrust and moans, pulling back until just the head remains tucked between her lips. she flutters her eyes open when he doesn’t move. The look in her eyes really does it for him. “Make me cum.” She blinks twice up at the orders and begins bobbing her head again, moaning when she feels his cock throbbing against her tongue. His hand tightens in her hair, his abs contract and his hips jerk forward as his orgasm hits. A string of praises and curses mixed with her name tumble from his lips as she swallows him down until he tugs harshly at her hair. She flops back and leans into the bed, gasping for air.

Out of habit, she raises her hand to wipe the drool from her chin and then feels it down her neck and gives up before she starts, the back of her hand would be no help. Oscar seems to have the same thought process because before she’s even realized what he’s doing, he’s grabbed his shirt from the ground and is crouching in front of her, wiping her clean.

An hour later, she’s had three orgasms and they’ve had a shower. Oscar has her on the edge of the bed with her head hanging off. “You sure this is okay?” She nods eagerly, opening her mouth to agree, but he stops her. “You told me about the dream. I’m convinced. Just triple checking.”

She reaches out to brush one of the freckles on his hips, “I love you for that.” She lets her mouth fall open after the profession and he repeats it back to her as he pushes his cock back into her mouth. It’s different than usual, her tongue is pressed to the top of his cock when normally, on her knees, it’s the underside. It feels a bit neglected now that she’s rubbing her tongue along it as he presses into her throat. A moan punches its way out of his throat when she gags around his cock, he jerks his hips back as an apology.

The hand on his hip squeezes as if to say it’s okay and he presses forward again. Oscar works up a quick pace, marveling at the sight of his cock in her throat. For God’s sake, why hadn’t they done this before? Everything about it is incredible. The feel of her mouth, her throat, the angle, the sight of her naked and spread out on the bed. He should get a mirror to put opposite him so he can fuck her throat and watch her touch herself.

Oscar comes suddenly, hips stuttering as he watches her press her fingers into her pussy, thrusting them a few times then waving them at him teasingly. It’s like she read his fucking mind. He plants a hand next to her shoulder on the mattress as his orgasm rocks through him and his hips jerk into her mouth. She swallows it all, sucking at his cock and petting his hip until he’s suddenly oversensitive and backs away with a grunt. It’s funny watching him stumble back from her upside down angle, bring his hands up to rub his face as he groans, “Fuck. Movie?”

She lets out a raspy giggle and rolls over, “If you carry me.” He steps back towards the bed and she pushes herself up onto her knees and makes grabby hands. Her hands wrap around Oscar's neck as he hooks his hands under her thighs and lifts her up around him, crossing her legs around him. He can feel her slick coating his abdomen as he walks and his cock is already perking up for another go.

They don’t even finish the movie before Oscar pushes her down between his legs for another go, telling her to suck him off while he watches the movie. She’s happy to do it at first, and then he actually goes back to watching the movie and hasn’t looked at her or said anything in the ten minutes since she got her mouth on him. The only sign that he’s even interested in what she’s doing is the way his chest rapidly rises and falls, or his cock occasionally twitches and spills precum into her mouth.

She's determined to make him lose focus. Each time she peeks up at him, he still has his arms folded behind his head, head turned with his cheek pressed to his bicep so he can see the tv. She pulls off his cock and spits on the head to get a reaction out of him, but he doesn’t spare her a glance as she strokes her thumb over the tip and spreads her spit along his length. when he doesn’t react to that, she licks from the base to the head, sucking on the tip when she reaches it. His thighs twitch and she can see his lashes flutter, but he doesn’t look at her or say anything.

She bites back a whine and goes lower, sucking softly on his balls as she strokes his cock. He lets a little noise slip and she continues, taking the rest into her mouth. As soon as she does it, he’s jerking his head down to look at her while a shocked moan falls from his lips. She bats her eyelashes up at him before pulling away, “Why wouldn’t you look at me?”

He squeezes his eyes shut, “Trying not to cum. That did not help.”

She whines and squeezes his thigh with her free hand, “Kinda the point?”

He pops his eyes open, “Not if it takes two minutes.”

She swipes her tongue out over her lower lip and sucks it between her teeth momentarily. “You make me cum in two minutes.”

He shakes his head, “It’s different. You can have a few back to back, I've gotta wait a bit. Plus, I could cum in two minutes anytime with my hand and a photo of you, no offense to your mouth, but that’s my record on you.”

She nibbles on her lower lip, “I think you should cum.” At the same time she says it, she begins flicking her wrist faster.

He juts his hips up, “Thought you were gonna swallow everything?” In lieu of responding, she dips her head back down and wraps her lips around the tip. She swirls her tongue around it twice, goes for a third swirl and he lets out a low moan as his body shudders under her and he spills into her mouth for a third time. She keeps her eyes locked with his as she swallows him down, challenging him to look away from her again. He does as a final spurt of cum coats her tongue, pressing his head back and gasping her name. she pulls away from his cock with a pop and wipes her hand on the throw blanket half wrapped around them.

He’s still twitchy under her as she climbs up his body and presses a kiss to his lips, sucking softly on his lower lip. He sighs against her lips and presses back, pulling a hand from behind his head to cup the back of hers and hold her there as he licks into her mouth. Oscar can’t help but moan when he tastes himself on her, but wants to taste her. “Swap places?” He murmurs into the kiss, sliding his hand down her back and around her thigh for leverage to flip them over on the sofa.

The movie was never finished, they fell asleep shortly after trading orgasms. she wakes first, the afternoon sun peeking through the open blinds burning through her eyelids. It was nice to open them in the mornings and let in natural light, not too nice to wake up to. She turns her head away from the windows and presses her cheek into the pillow, willing herself to fall back asleep. Oscar's sleeping on her and the weight is so comfortable and warm she never wants to leave. Her bladder has other plans. she succeeds in slipping away from him without waking him and tip toes to the bathroom.

When she returns, Oscar's sitting up on the couch. “My pillow grew legs and walked away,” he grumbles, the lines from her shirt pressed into his cheek. She rejoins him, straddling his lap and wrapping her arms around his neck.

She presses a kiss to the tip of his nose as she curls her fingers through the back of his hair. “Your pillow is back now, had to take a bathroom break,” she teases.

He wraps his arms around her waist and pulls her closer, dropping his head to rest on her shoulder. “Hate waking up without you. ‘specially when i fell asleep holding you.” His words move through her like notes of a song and she coos. “You keep saying things like that i’m gonna fall in love with you.”

A disgruntled noise leaves his throat and he pulls back to look at her, “And here I was, thinking you already were.”

She giggles, soft and sweet and rubs her nose against his as she agrees, “I fall more in love with you every day.” She doesn’t think truer words have ever been spoken, at least from her lips.

“You keep saying things like that i’m gonna fall in love with you.” he hums, leaning in to press a kiss to her lips, then to her cheeks, forehead, and nose. It sends butterflies shooting around her stomach and she forces back the urge to smile like an idiot.

She ignores the lovesick feeling and teases, “I suck your dick so much, you have no choice but to be in love with me.” Her words make him snort.

Oscar nods in agreement, “I would stay for the blowjobs, if nothing else.”

She bats at his chest and gasps, “You’re supposed to say, no I love you for other things.”

A wicked grin takes over his features and he squeezes her hips, “Oh, trust me, I love you for other things. Your pussy for example-” She presses her lips to her mouth to shut him up, he breaks the kiss immediately with a loud laugh, tilting his head back. She should have expected it really, after she made the blowjob joke. Oscar slows his laughter and sighs, “I really do love you, every little thing about you.“

She presses a kiss to his chin, “Ditto, Opie.”

#oscar piastri smut #formula one smut #op81 #my writing

[doki-doki-imagines]

Should they teach you how to swim? feat. Bllk

Characters: Eita Otoya, Itoshi bros, Ryusei Shidou, Michael Kaiser

tw: suggestive in some hcs

Eita Otoya:

-You knew from minute one that he accepted to teach you just because he wanted to see the fauna of the local pool.

-But, BUT he may check you out too! Maybe he’ll feed your delusional mind.

-Anyway Eita tries for real, you both get inside the cold water, and tells you what to do.

-Too bad he is too worried looking at other people than your pitiful attempt to do something more than float.

-“Eita! You dumbass, what are you doing here?!” His head snaps towards the voice so fast you almost hear his neck snapping.

His sisters, all of them, are at the local pool. What a pain.

-“Let us teach you, there is no way this idiot can teach anything in his life”

-That’s how you ended up bonding with your crush’s sisters and learned how to actually swim, meanwhile, Eita sunbathed with glasses on so he could check out people without being caught; sneaky ninja.

-Rate the experience: 8/10. Actually, you didn’t spend that much time with Eita, but his sisters know a lot of juicy content that they spilled too easily. Knowing you had a chance with him helped your self-esteem, imagine how big it would have gotten if you knew Eita just checked you up for the entire afternoon, other people around him completely forgotten.

Sae and Rin Itoshi:

-Look, you didn’t want both of them to teach you. It just happened-

“I’ll go ask Rin if you don’t.”

“Mh? Yeah, go ask that loser, then.”

“Oh! Rin said that he’ll come!”

You could feel Sae’s hair standing up like quills, eyes wide like an owl.

“I’ll come too then. No way that lukewarm idiot of my brother can be of any help to you.”

-That’s how you find yourself in between the Itoshi bros, spending more time glaring at each other rather than teaching you anything.

-“Are you a donkey? This way they won’t even learn how to float.”

“You talk so much, but I didn’t hear you saying anything useful ‘till now shitty brother.”

-If the tension wasn’t so thick you would have already run home, but they are keeping you still in the water each gripping one of your arms.

-“C’mon (Y/n) tell Sae to fuck off, tell him I am the best teacher to you.”

“(Y/n) choose me and say goodbye to Rin, the heath must be doing something to his peanut brain, he needs to go home”

-Rate the experience: 0/0. Not only you still don’t know how to swim, but now you are the main key in this sibling quarrel. Plus you caught them more than once checking your ass.

Ryusei Shidou:

-His grin take 80% of his face when you told him you wanted to learn how to swim, canines shine and tongue poking out to lick his lips; you are so brave.

-He actually teaches you??? You are so surprised too.

-Not only you can float now, but even move your arms and legs around and twirl around like a fish; you feel so free!

-But nothing really comes for free with Ryusei.

-You may not have noticed it, but he looked at you while he taught you how to move your legs. Your hands gripping the pool, legs swaying up and down, ass up. Ryusei noticed them, droplets of water falling on your back and rolling down your spine ‘till they reach the bottom of your swimsuit, other simply hit your buttcheeks, shining under the sun; what would he do to be the chlorine water of the pool.

-Ryusei licks his lips like a hungry lion, his mind wanders, but his hands never touch you suspiciously, not even when you start to play together in the water.

-Rate the experience: 10/10. You know how to swim and had a lot of fun with him. The vote would be lower if you knew what was going on in his mind.

Michael Kaiser:

-“Excellent choice to ask me. I’ll be the best teacher ever, you should already know.” He smirks.

-He doesn’t know how to swim too. It’s all just an excuse to see you in a swimsuit. A good way to check him out too

-Michael will ask Ness to teach you both, he doesn’t see the midfielder as a threat.

-SO SO WRONG. Michael is fuming. It doesn’t matter how much time Ness spends teaching him how to swim, the bare minimum touch of the other boy's hands on your body makes Michael go crazy.

-“(Y/n) come with me”

“Is everything fine Michael?”

“Yes, just come.”

-Cut to you making out in the changing room. Ness doesn’t dare to move from his spot and keeps swimming in peace.

-Rate the experience: 10+/10. Look, you don’t even know how to float, but Michael’s tongue in your mouth, his hands so desperately gripping your hips make up for it.

#bllk imagines #blue lock imagines #bllk x reader #blue lock x reader #bllk headcanons #blue lock headcanons #otoya eita #otoya eita x reader #sae itoshi #rin itoshi #sae itoshi x reader #rin itoshi x reader #shidou ryusei #shidou ryusei x reader #michael kaiser #michael kaiser x reader #bllk x you #blue lock x you

[mywrittings]

destiny / geralt of rivia

𝓈𝓊𝓂𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓎: Staying at Kaer Morhen was an unexpected event in your life. After getting a room assigned you realize the room actually belongs to someone whom you'd often see by chance... or because of destiny?

𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉: 4.5k

𝓌𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈: 18+ ONLY! dirty talk, kissing, pussy eating, handjob, riding him, him fucking you... basically smut

a/n: hello everyone! I have been writing this for a while now but I have finally finished it! This story has a lot more dialogue and I hope you don't mind that. Also for anyone that is still waiting for my next chapter of lust series, it's coming! I am still in the process of writing it. Anyways hope you like reading this one!

Vesemir had called up on you to come stay at the Kaer Morhen for a while. Since it was winter time most of the witchers returned to this place to refuel and relax, your job was to keep the order and help with making elixirs. It was a sudden decision from Vesemir, an emergency to be precise. With many more blood hungry monsters, he wanted to make sure that all the right elixirs would be ready by the time winter is over, so naturally you were the best mage that knew how to make them without needing any recipes.

He showed you to your room where you would be staying for the next upcoming weeks. All the rooms at this place seemed the same but for some reason this one was way bigger than the rest. It had a lovely window that overlooked the training station outside, a large bed that looked comfortable, a fireplace to keep you warm and a small wardrobe. It almost felt like this room did not belong to Kaer Morhen but rather an inn.

‘’Get some rest, tomorrow I’ll tell you what you’ll need to do.’’ Vesemir said his goodbyes to you as he closed the door behind him

You had a long journey ahead of you today as you also made some stops in between, hence why your muscles were aching. You were desperate for a bath but weren’t so sure where you could find one. Also since it was winter outside, the weather completely changed. Snow took over the entire property, the leaves fell off the trees and the once green grass was covered in its entirety.

Stepping out of the room you walked along the many hallways that lead to different rooms while others lead to other rooms that had equipment. With each door you opened you kept getting more and more upset - there was nothing. All there was, was just a bunch of random stuff that didn’t really have a place or a pile of junk. 

Feeling even more devastated than before you decided to return back to your room. The night by now has fallen, as the lamps lit up the place, making it feel more cozy. The chatter coming from downstairs was still up and about. After all it was the first day, when most witchers returned to their home, so it was only fitting for them to catch up with one another. 

As you open the door to your room you suddenly scream out loud, while covering your eyes.

‘’What are you doing in my room?!’’ you exclaim at the figure that was standing by the bed, with their shirt off

‘’Your room? This is my-...’’ and in that moment you recognize his voice as he does yours

‘’Geralt?’’ you put your hands down but still keep your eyes closed shut

‘’What on earth are you doing here?’’ Geralt asks as you hear him make a step

When it comes to Geralt, you very well knew who he was. The greatest witcher of all times. The best hunter for monsters. Most of the time alone or accompanied by his friend Roach. He always did what he had to do and he did it perfectly.

But when it comes to you two, often your destinies would collide with one another and whenever you’d see each other, there would be tension between you too. You've always thought you did something to him since he gave you the strangest look when you first met. As a result, you automatically did the same to him.

‘’Just put on a shirt first!’’ you extend your arms out, as a way to prevent him for coming further even though he only made a step to turn to you

‘’Why would I? You are in my room, you barged in here.’’ he argues back and you hear the shirt shuffling in his hands

‘’Excuse me?,’’ you let your hands down ‘’Vesemir had told me this was my room while I’m staying here.’’ you point to the ground as you hear Geralt snicker

‘’Staying? Are you staying here?’’

‘’Yes? Did you not see my stuff I put in the wardrobe?’’ your eyes were still closed shut as you hear the door of the closet creak open

‘’Why are you here?’’ he asks, closing the wardrobe ‘’And also you can open your eyes, it’s not like I had my-...’’

‘’Okay!’’ you squeal quickly, opening your eyes to see Geralt wearing a black linen shirt that was tucked in his pants

‘’Do you mind leaving now?’’ you gesture to the door

‘’No? It’s my room.’’ 

You really did not have the time to argue with him but you did not wish to give up the room under any circumstances. If this was someone else asking for their room you’d give in already but since it was Geralt that was off limits.

‘’Geralt, I do not care if this was your room it’s mine now.’’ you point to yourself 

Geralt huffs in annoyance, throwing his head back as his hands were on his hips. You now understood why this bedroom was his. He was the best witcher out there so I guess it was only fair to give him best of the best, as he caught many monsters and dealt with different quests. But you knew how other rooms there were. Most had a small bed with no fireplace and there were even rats around as nobody really took care of that. 

‘’Then we share it.’’ he suggests and your eyes open wide

‘’Share it?’’ you were in disbelief that he even said that

‘’I’m afraid all the other rooms are occupied.’’ as he says that you peek your head out to the hallway and notice that sure indeed all the rooms were full as light came from each of them under the door

When the winter comes around all the witchers return back to this place to have some rest as there aren’t many monsters at this time. And when they do return this place is full of chatter, laughter and them sharing stories among one another. But you did not understand why Vesemir gave you this room if he knew it was Geralts.

‘’Can’t you sleep somewhere else? You could share a room with another witcher?’’ you look back at him as he gestures ‘no’ with his head and that’s when you thought that maybe it was unfair of you to just kick him out of his room that he earned fighting along many different creatures. However you were still going to stay in this room no matter what.

‘’Fine but what about the bed?’’ 

‘’I’ll take the floor.’’ he answers as he rushes past you out of the room

You watch him leave unsure as to where he was headed but in the meantime you decide to get ready for the bed. You took the duvet off and quickly jumped in, tucking yourself in afraid he was going to change his mind.  

Soon Geralt was back in the room with a pillow, a duvet and a fluffy carpet. He closes the door before throwing everything he held on the ground. The carpet he placed on the floor which you realized it was for him to lay down but given the fact he was tall and bulky, the carpet practically disappeared underneath him. You watch him fiddle with the pillow and the duvet, tossing it one way and another, he was getting frustrated. 

‘’Geralt.’’ you call to him and at first he doesn’t acknowledge your voice

‘’Geralt.’’ this time you said it louder and finally grab his attention

He whips his head and pierces his eyes into yours. You knew this wasn’t a way for him to sleep, especially because you did not know how long you were going to stay here. It was weird as you had some pity for him but then despised him, still you knew how hard they work and how desperately they need their sleep to recharge for the next season.

‘’We can share the bed.’’ you offer as you scoot over to one side and he just looks at you confused

‘’Just a few minutes ago you didn’t wish to share a room with me and now you want to share the bed?’’ 

‘’I do not have time to bicker, take this side of the bed or have fun sleeping on the creaky wooden floor.’’ you turn your back to him, taking half of the duvet covering your body in it

For a second there it was quiet, there wasn’t a single sound to be heard until the floor slowly creaked from behind you. A ‘Hmm’ left Geralt’s mouth before you felt the bed dip, the weight of the bed shifts as the other part of the duvet is being thrown to you. 

‘’I got mine.’’ he shortly says as you hear his covers shuffling before he settles in the comfort of the bed

The setting was strange, sharing a bad with someone you did not like. Every little move he would make with his body the bed would creak but that didn’t bother you as the weight of your eyes took over you and you fell asleep.

Somewhere in the middle of the night you began tossing and turning as you were starting to get cold. The fire in the fireplace burnt out and the room suddenly changed temperatures. The duvet wasn’t doing you any justice as well at that point. Your body was freezing underneath it and because of that you were unable to sleep even though you were exhausted. But you weren’t the only one that couldn’t shut their eyes.

‘’When do you think you’ll stop?’’ you hear Geralt’s raspy voice

‘’When I get warm.’’ you didn’t even turn around to him, instead just mumble that under your breath. You wanted to start the fire in the fireplace but you didn’t have the will to get up and get even colder so instead you decided to shut your eyes and tried not to think about the coldness and eventually the sleep took over you.

Some point a little later in the night you had to switch sides and you had completely forgotten that you were sharing a bed with Geralt. It wasn’t until you opened your eyes slowly to find his yellow golden gaze staring at you. He didn’t say anything once the two of you met each other's gazes and suddenly the only thing you could hear in the room was you two breathing.

‘’Why are you looking at me?’’ you whisper, as your eyes were half open now, holding onto the duvet in your hands

‘’You are the total opposite when you sleep.’’ he remarks in his low voice

‘’What do you mean?’’ 

‘’You don’t say much. You’re quiet.’’ Geralt said while you narrow your eyebrows at him

‘’Fuck you.’’ you lift your head off the pillow as you say that, Geralt just snickers back at you

‘’Such pretty lips saying all that filth.’’ he all of the sudden says and you widen your eyes at him. His were fully focused on you now, wavering around your eyes to your lips. You could feel your heart beating faster and faster and you weren’t sure why you were having these thoughts.

‘’Huh?’’ 

Geralt quickly closes the distance and places his lips on yours. It was such a gentle kiss, without any strong pressure. He let his lips remain on top of yours for a few seconds whilst you closed your eyes, unsure how to respond. 

His lips leave yours before he returns, significantly stronger this time as he removes his hand from beneath the covers and softly places his thumb beneath your chin. You now respond by spreading your lips as he leans in and you kiss him back.

He moves himself closer to you as his hand begins traveling down from your face to the back of your head before pausing at your lower back. You too took your hands from beneath the covers and delicately touched his face with your fingertips. You could feel his rough skin along with his stubble he had not shaved. His hair tickled at your skin once he deepened the kiss by slipping his tongue in your mouth evoking a moan out of you. His tongue danced with yours, every now and then he’d pull away just to kiss you again before going back in to bite on your bottom lip, everything was becoming more heated.

‘’Geralt…’’ 

‘’Yes?’’

‘’What are we doing?’’ you confusingly ask once you two stopped kissing

‘’Kissing each other.’’ he replies, as his thumb traced your lips

‘’But I hate you.’’

‘’Oh you do? Show me how much you hate me then.’’ he says quietly, his eyes were yearning for more you and the desire inside of you, it was like a spark that was waiting for a while before it ignited, that’s when you swiftly remove the duvet and straddle him

Your legs were on the side of him and he immediately put his hands on your hips. But first he assists you in removing  your dress as you help him get rid of his linen shirt. Your breathing hitched once you felt something hard underneath you, poking at you but it felt good.  You lower yourself to him, just inches away from his lips hovering over.

‘’Kiss me.’’ he orders before you close the gap and kiss him hard. Geralt’s hands came back at your hips, aiding you to move and you felt your pussy getting increasingly wetter and wetter each time you’d feel his cock twitch underneath you

"For someone that was visibly annoyed by me, your hard cock is saying otherwise." you add in between kisses.

That’s when he backs up and within seconds he moves you away from himself. He gets out of bed but turns around to face you, his knees slamming into the bed frame. His massive cock jumps out as he quickly takes his pants down. As you were on your knees, staring up at him, he drew you closer and grips your neck.

‘’Open your mouth.’’ he urges and you don’t even think twice because you wanted him, you needed to taste him in your mouth and you didn’t care about anything else

You do as he says and he shoves his cock in your mouth, while keeping his hand on your neck.

‘’That’s more like it you fucking cunt. Got you all quiet now huh?’’ his dirty talk had your pussy throbbing and you wanted so badly to touch yourself but Geralt had a different idea

‘’Put your hands behind your back.’’ he instructs, eyes watching you as you keep taking him in your mouth

Geralt began moving his hips back and forth, as you bobbed your head to the pace he was instructing. Your eyes were looking directly at him as he threw his head back once he placed his hand to the top of your head. 

‘’You take this cock so fucking good,’’ he growls as he takes his dick out of your mouth ‘’stick your tounge out.’’ you obey him as he slaps his dick on your tongue, repeatedly before putting it back in your mouth

He was fucking your mouth, his head went back once he pushed it all the way and that caught you off guard. Your entire body was in a state of euphoria, that feeling of him completely within your mouth was driving you mad. You loved his taste.

‘’Fuck, that feels so good.’’ he purrs as he takes his cock out and a trail of saliva comes out of your mouth. Your lips were red, swollen from how much he pounded his dick in your mouth.

His face lowers to you and he crushes his lips on yours while making sounds. He tugs and licks at your lips, his hand resting on your face and you couldn’t keep your hands away from him. You had to touch him. So you tug at his hair as your other hand pulls him closer, causing him to collapse on top of you. He didn’t seem to mind that as he began slowly grinding on your pussy.

‘’Look how fucking wet you are cunt.’’ he says mid between kissing you as you feel his hard cock, grazing over your wet pussy. Both of your hands were now in his hair, his were at the either side of your body, holding himself up as his cock was drenching in your juices.

‘’Geralt…’’ you mutter his name 

‘’Mmm, yes princess?’’ you feel his finger on your pussy and you jolt in your place

‘’What did you want hm?’’ he asks, his voice so sinful, wishing you to have more of him but you couldn’t make up any words. It was difficult to talk while he was playing with you, a cocky expression on his face knowing he had every inch of you he desired.

‘’You need to tell me princess, so I know what I need to do to make you feel good.’’ he leaves a trail of wet kisses along your jawline as your eyes roll back from the feeling

‘’I…I want your…’’ you gulp and lick your lips as Geralt watches you with hungry eyes ‘’I want your mouth on my pussy.’’ you finally croak out and he kisses your lips before going down to your legs.

‘’You want me to lick your pussy?’’ he opens your legs further apart, getting access to your exposed dripping cunt. His arms wrap around your legs holding you in place before dipping his head and licking a strip up your pussy.

‘’Like this?’’

You nod as he snickers and goes back in, flicking his tongue repeatedly, up and down in any direction he could think off. His tongue was velvety making you fill up with pleasure. He looked so handsome this way, the window from the roof was shining just enough on him, outlining his back and arm muscles. His hair was falling at his face and his eyes would occasionally peek up at you.

As you glance further down his body you could see his hard cock, jerking every time you’d moan or call his name. Just thinking about him being inside you made your body melt, you felt tingles from your spine traveling throughout your body. 

Geralt seemed to take notice of your eyes as he smiled in your pussy ‘’Do you want something else, I can give it to you.’’ he removes his tongue off of your cunt and retrieves his body back to yours, as he licks his fingers before locking his lips back to yours. 

‘’Yes.’’ you whisper, unable to control yourself

‘’Do you want my cock?’’ he says as he glances down and reaches for his cock, taunting you with his tip at your pussy

‘’Yes.’’ you were pleading by this point now

‘’Do you want me to fuck you?’’ 

You bit at your lower lip, he was driving you insane. His tip alone was enough to make your brain dizzy, let alone his deep voice, which sent shivers down your body every time he talked to you dirty.

Finally you nod and he pulls you closer to him as he enters you, slowly at first, filling your insides. He was big, you could feel every bit of him, stretching out your walls. You gasp out loud, your back arching, clutching at the sheets as Geralt muffles your sounds by kissing you. 

‘’Shit. Such a tight little pussy huh?’’ he asks, as he moves in and out of you. You were clenching around him, he knew where to find the right spot, your moans were the response to his movements.

The room was filled with sweat, moans and Geralt’s grunts as he began moving faster. He leaves your lips and grabs at your legs, placing them around himself as he was on his knees. As he’s holding at your legs, he keeps going faster and faster. His body was glistening with his sweat, his perfect v-line flowing down to his cock, while he pummeled into you, flinging his head back.

You were still grasping at the sheets, closing your eyes in between, nobody has ever made you feel this good. You could feel your pussy pulsing from his cock around your walls, his cock fit perfectly in you.

‘’Come here.’’ he suddenly says as he pulls you to himself and smother’s your face with his lips. He was kissing you all over your face, his tongue was licking at your cheeks, it’s like he wanted to devour you from head to toe - you tasted sweet to him.

Geralt then lays down on the bed and has your back facing him. He helps you as he eases you onto cock,holding you and fucking you again. Your hands were trying to support you but because of him you didn’t need to do so. You didn’t mind this position, the only issue is that you couldn’t see him and the sight of him in this state made you wet all over again.

He leans you back into him, your back now colliding with his chest as his head pops across your left side, where he turns your head and kisses your lips. His lips were hot, as he sucked and pulled at them. His hand slithers down your body to your pussy. You had no idea it would make you feel even better, but it did. He began circling around it, driving you insane.

‘’Geralt…fuck.’’ you moan unable to control yourself

‘’Only I can fuck this pussy, you understand?’’ 

‘’Mhm…’’ 

‘’Say it.’’ he demands as he kisses you again

‘’Only you can fuck this pussy Geralt.’’ you repeat and he smiles into the kiss

‘’Make me cum with this pussy.’’ he says as you squeeze your pussy, knowing it would drive him over the edge and you were right

‘’Cum with me.’’ he lastly says before you feel his heart beating faster

Geralt’s hand is continuing playing with your pussy as you feel him twitch inside of you. His cock was pulsating as you felt yourself getting filled with his warm cum. His lips were pressed to yours, he was groaning in your mouth, you moaning back into his. Both of your bodies went to a new state. Your vision went black once you reached your high and the sensation overtook your entire body. 

‘’Fuck.’’ you cry out, biting your lip while arching your back

His heavy breathing slowly came at ease but your body was still buzzing from the orgasm he just gave you.

‘’You’re shaking.’’ Geralt says as he takes his cock out and quickly places you at his side, wrapping your body with the duvet. He pulls you close to himself, wrapping his arms around your frame to keep you secure and in place.

‘’Geralt, did we really just fuck?’’ you mumble and feel his hands caress your back

‘’We did,’’ he takes a moment to look at you ‘’do you regret it?’’ he asks, his eyes speaking to you

‘’No, I don’t. Do you?’’

‘’No. I always wanted to be inside you.’’ 

You playfully bump your head onto his chest and giggle as you see a smile on his face as well. He removes a strand of your hair away from your face and places a soft kiss on your lips.

‘’So all you needed was to fuck me and suddenly you don’t hate me anymore?’’ you say, as you trace the features on his nose

‘’The only thing I hated was that this pussy wasn’t mine. Until today.’’ his hand moves to your ass where he slaps it and right after squeezes it

‘’When did I say it was yours?’’ you joke but he slaps your ass again making you jump in your place

‘’This pussy is mine. Only mine.’’ he kisses your nose before nuzzling you back into him rocking you with his body

It felt so good laying with him like this, the warmth wrapping around you and hearing his breathing was the perfect combination to make you fall asleep but not before he said ‘’Our destinies always seem to be colliding Y/n.’’ that made you think of all the other times you had seen him. Sometimes you’d see him in random places, unturned areas yet and he’d be there. Each time you’d see one another, each time your eyes would be different. But it never came to your head that this all was in fact destiny. It never came to you that the feeling you had was true - you wanted him to be yours.

‘’You are right. Maybe we belong to one another after all.’’  you reply and his hands came to your face, lifting it up

‘’Not maybe, rather yes, we do belong to one another.’’ the sides of his mouth lift upwards and he leans in kissing you but with the biggest passion yet

“I never hated you.” he suddenly says as he keeps his hands around you and takes his eyes up the window on the roof “I wanted you, each time I’d see you I felt something in me, it was pulling me in to you.” he licks his lips before continuing ''But I always thought to myself 'Why would someone like her wish to be with someone like me'.” he looks back at you, his eyes were heavy and sleepy

''Someone like you?'' you scoff and sit up ''Do you know how strong and amazing you are Geralt? You are the most powerful witcher out there,'' you point to the window ''there is no one that could beat you.''

Geralt takes your hands in his lap and sits up with you ''That's all I am Y/n. I kill monsters and get their blood all over me. I reek of their smell.''

''You are protecting us. Protecting the people. Without you, this world would have eaten us by now.'' you boop his nose with your finger and he grabs your hand, placing it himself on the side of his face and the weight of his head falls into your hands

''You are such an extrodinary woman Y/n. I'm sorry if I was...''

''Grumpy? Annoying?'' you cut him off and snicker

''Yes. I was trying to push you away for my own being which was a very dumb decision...'' he wavers off, he was troubled by this

''I mean I did the same to you, only you did it first to me and then I did it and then I thought 'what did I do wrong' because you were always so mad when you'd see me and I-...'' Geralt stops you from talking as he smashes his lips onto yours, breathing in your scent

''You're mine Y/n. That's all that matters to me now. I have you.''

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[spacebarbarianweird]

Hello) Playing with a high elf noble Tav right now and just thought... Astarion and Tav with a Noble background headcanons?

Noble Tav is an interesting choice! I will stick to Noble Tav \ any race, but, if you want Noble High Elf Tav, let me know in the asks! There are a lot of things to write about Tav, who is an Elven royalty.

And I also found there is a sub type of Noble Background called Noble Knight. Basically a member of the nobility, who chose a life of adventures and helping the less fortunate, which I also can write, if you send me a request.

Astarion x Noble!Tav

Masterlist

Headcanons

You were born to luxury and power, being a member of an ancient house whose lineage can be traced back to the first centuries of the Dawn of Humanity.

Will you choose the life of power? Or would you prefer to thrive on your ancestor’s legacy by simply having fun?

Since childhood, you’ve learned a lot about the history, culture, and politics of Faeurn.

You are intelligent, well-behaved, and hungry for power.

That’s why your family chose you to be sent to Baldur’s Gate to establish connections with local lords.

Baldur’s Gate looks like a dumpster to you - too loud, too dirty, too vulgar.

You receive the message that your mother has gone, and you have to return home to rule your lands.

But you are kidnapped by Mindflayers.

There is a positive side to being spoilt-rich from birth.

It’s the desire to live.

Being confident in your skills and luck, you not only manage to escape the inevitable death, but also embrace your legacy as a powerful leader.

You are going to be in charge, kick everyone’s asses and no god will bestow their will upon you.

But there is also a lesson of injustice, unfamiliar to you.

Your vampire lover and his horrible past.

You don’t believe he was a bad person.

And even if he was, he didn’t deserve this cruelty.

Besides, you see through his lies. He tries to look like a nobleman to you, with his mannerisms and habits.

But you know they are as fake as theatre decorations.

If anything, Astarion looks like a former slave trying to blend with his former owners but remaining inferior to the people of power.

Using your skills for diplomacy, you make a lot of allies - and you also think that an army of 7000 spawns is a very good dowry

What if you need them in the future?

You win and accept the title of the Baldur’s Gate hero.

Once Astarion starts burning in the sunlight, he runs away from you and you are afraid he will never come back

He does. But he wants to say goodbyes.

“Darling, I appreciate everything you‘ve done for me. But your future is without me. You are an heir, a fucking nobility. What will your people think about me being a vampire? What will your family think? They will either kill me or kill us both. Live your life, I won’t forget you.”

Before you manage to object, he disappears in the shadows again and you return home brokenhearted.

You feel lonely in your palace and helpless with things you have to do.

Laws to introduce, alliances to make, and shit to deal with.

But one day you wake up, feeling that someone is in your room.

Before you snatch your dagger, a cold hand shuts your mouth.

Astarion sits on your bed, wearing a traveller hunter suit.

“I missed you, love” he whispers, pinning you to bed.

You yell at him. You curse. You are actually so loud you wake up the guardians but when they rush into the room they get an order to treat Astarion as your guest.

You are still angry and you need time.

Astarion has a proposition. “Let’s run away! There is a world to see together. I am free but there isn’t much worth from it if I can’t share it with anybody”

You refuse. You have duties and you won’t abandon them.

You ask him to stay. To rule with you as your “dark consort”.

Besides, it’s always better to have a vampire of your own than having to deal with a vampire you don’t know.

First of all, you forge Astarion a noble ancestry. Anyway, mostly all of the ancient elven families left for the Isle of Evermeet a century ago, and it’s always possible to pretend to be one of them.

Then, you make a good excuse for his nocturnal lifestyle.

A curse. As ancient as your own house. Can’t go into the sunlight, very believable.

But you also offer a reward to anyone who will be able to bring you either a Sunwalker Ring or the Cloak of Dragomir.

Astarion helps you deal with the most difficult legal mess left to you by your ancestors.

He knows about such things much more than your court.

Astarion is your consort, your advisor, your right hand. He rules from shadows, meanwhile you shine in the sunlight.

Astarion enjoys this life of luxury to the extreme.

The best fabric for his clothes, the softest bedlinen, adornments you could buy a village with.

He is also very good at managing the palace - especially the dungeons below it, which hold thousands of secrets.

And Astarion often calls himself “your trophy husband”.

Well, he is. As the Baldur’s Gate savior, you returned empty-handed.

A beautiful prince is the least you could claim!

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[octuscle]

Uhm chronivac support?

I have a bit of a personal request. You see, I love body hair and facial hair. i L O V E it. But i am at a bit of an impasse. I have not a whole lot of body hair and I can't really grow anything on my face that isn't patchy.

Most preset I see only gives 5 o'clock shadow so I wondered if they're were any presets or package I could use to make sure I grow hairy and have a luxurious beard and a nice stache?

I want to be beastly, bearish. I want to be able to stay warm withou any shirts on. I want to be so hairy that I need to comb my fur.

The first thing you notice in the morning when you brush your teeth is your hair under your armpits. You had trimmed them a few days ago… And now there is a bush again. Shit, you're already late anyway, the first lecture starts in 20 minutes, you'll take care of that later.

During the lecture you are totally unfocused. What do you care about European history… You are interested in your dick. It is permanently hard. Shit, you mumble an apology and disappear to the toilet. You've never jerked off on campus. But once is the first time. As you open your pants, you smell a waft of sweat and musk. Your cock is hairy, your balls are hairy, your pubic hair is bushy. It doesn't take you long to cum. And your cum clumps the hair around your cock. You rub your smeared hand on your fine rib undershirt. Fuck, didn't you have a normal t-shirt on today? No, you always wear wifebeater. You open the second button of your button-down oxford shirt, so that your undershirt is visible. There are a few hairs curling on your chest.

With effort you have struggled through the morning. Now you're hungry. A ravenous appetite. But not for the vegan organic crap from the cafeteria. You get into your Prius and drive to a diner. It smells like barbecue and frying fat. Yes, that's what you're hungry for now. A huge portion of spare ribs and fries. And a large Coke. With sugar. No diet crap. As the waitress serves the portion, you can already see that the meal is going to be a mess. The sauce looks delicious. And there's plenty of it. To be on the safe side, you take off your shirt and hang it over the back of the chair. Most of the other guests seem to be long-distance drivers, they don't care. The waitress doesn't either. After the third portion is served, she even pats you on the head and says she loves a big lad with a good appetite. The patting feels strange. You run your sauce-smeared hand first over your stained undershirt and then over your head. "Wayul, it gist feels lahk whut uh bald head feels lahk," you mumble to yourself as the food rests hang in your beard.

The third serving is also your last. Fuck, now you're finally full. Your belly is bulging out between the waistband of your jeans and your wifebeater. You tuck your hairy belly and let out a mega burp. Yelling, laughing, applause in the diner. You laugh too. In a booming bass. You also have to fart. But you go to the bathroom to do it. You also have to piss before you have to go back on the road. You wash out your sauce-smeared undershirt briefly in the sink and hang it on your belt. It dries in the breeze afterwards.

Back at your seat, there's a college boy. Clean-shaven with a freshly ironed shirt. Wimp! You tell him he's sitting in your chair. He looks up at you.

The arrogant snob says that maybe it used to be your chair and if your seat wasn't on some combine. You bend down to him, pull your jeans vest off the back of his chair and maybe you wouldn't have had to press your armpit on his face. But you're just a dumb, clumsy trucker, not a cool college boy. You bend down to him again after you have put on the vest, burp in his face and mumble an "'Scuse may, mister".

You say goodbye to Maggie with a kiss on the cheek. She is your favorite waitress. It's always nice when a tour brings you here. But now you have to go. Your 36-ton baby has to get to Austin today.

Best bears always @once-a-cub

#male tf #reality change #chronivac #male transformation #age progression #bear tf

[foullegacyslut]

I love how you write Kazuha and Xiao! They’re so sweet and caring 😭😭❤️ Can you write one of Kazuha and Xiao (separate) making love to you on a grassy hill?

i’m physically incapable of writing mean kazuha.. anyways enjoy!!

here’s the yummy yummy

he finds the most beautiful place in inazuma under a maple tree on a soft plush hill, gentle winds and no people. you think it was going to be a simple cuddly date. boy were you wrong he is going to fuck you silly thank you and goodbye

You heaved and panted, feeling your legs about to give out. “Kazuha… How much.. longer.. until the top of this hill? I’m about to collapse.” You tiredly paused and closed your eyes. It didn’t help that it was already past your designated sleeping time.

Unlike you, Kazuha barely broke a sweat, holding your hand. “Not very long. Want me to carry you?”

You usually would decline, but right now, it was kind of what you needed. So you nodded, feeling large hands scoop you off the ground, feeling coarse bandages around your waist and his delicate palm on your ass, holding you up close to his body.

You sighed in relief, nuzzling into his neck, and before you knew it you were dozing off in his arms as he carried you up the hill.

You felt plush grass under you, as you opened your eyes. It was beautiful. Maple leaves falling down, and a beautiful boy right in front of you.

“Kazuha.. Did i fall asleep? Am i dreaming?” You rubbed your sleepy eyes and looked up at him.

“Indeed you did. Are you feeling any better? You looked so peaceful, one would expect you to feel quite refreshed, and no, you aren’t dreaming. I’ll prove it.” He leaned in and pressed a hot kiss to your lips.

You kissed back, waking up a little. “Kazuha.. Why did you bring me here again?”

“Well, i thought we could cuddle.” He noticed your non convinced face and smiled. “Although i do admit, i had..” His hand gently pushed you to the tree. “Ulterior motives..” You flushed a bright pink, looking at him.

“Oh..? Well.. It’s a beautiful place.. I like it a lot.” You gulped in nervousness and embarrassment at his hungry eyes looking you up and down.

“You are so cute.. Heavens i could just.. Eat you up.” That’s when he leaned for a neck kiss, and you felt a jolt of pleasure. A gentle sucking sensation graced you, and teeth grazed over your most sensitive spots making you mewl.

“Kazuha!” You exclaimed, feeling his hand press against your clothed cunt.

“May i?” He asked, seeing your head nod feverishly. “Alright then.” His hand rubbing gently against your folds, before pulling down your bottoms and pushing your panties to the side.

“So wet. Are you already that prepared? Look at it on my fingers, Dove.” He spread his fingers, letting you look at your juices on his fingers glisten.

“Kazuha! That’s embarrassing..” You mumbled, hearing him get out of his pants. “Ready?” He questioned, before he tried anything.

“I’m ready.”

“If you say so.” He aligned his cock with your cunts hole, gently prodding the tip at the entrance, and it stretched your tight hole.

He sighed in pleasure as you cried out gently.

“You’re so warm..” He caressed your face. “You’re very.. endearing.”

You leaned into his hand, feeling him start moving. His thrusts were precise and hard, yet delicate and graceful.

Your core ached for him, wanted to feel him deeper and harder.

You looked up at him, pleading.

“Use your words. I cannot read your mind you know?” He pressed a kiss to your forehead.

“Please. Go harder. Faster?” You asked, looking at him.

“You should have just asked. I didnt want to hurt you, that’s why i haven’t sped up yet. You’re quite small.” He thrusted into you, definitely faster and deeper.

You squeaked, feeling him gently hit your cervix, his moaning sounding like song in your ear.

“Kazuha.. M’ Gonna cum.. Please.” You pleaded, tears welling in your eyes as he pounded relentlessly into you.

“Good. Reach your climax with me.” He kissed you, his tongue in your mouth as a tears rolled down your cheek when you came, pulsing around his cock. You moaned into the kiss, then feeling him pull out before cumming onto your stomach.

He caught his breath, pulling up his pants and yours aswell, smiling sweetly as he pulled you close and cuddled you.

“Do you feel good?” He asked.

You mumbled a yes, before napping in his arms as he massaged gentle soothing circles on your sore hips.

eeheehee this may or may not have been based off a dream i had.

LOLL HMM he probably takes you here to have a nice almond tofu date but ur hornee… you filthy animal..

“Xiao! It’s beautiful!” You gazed at amber formations on a gentle sloping grassy hill, as you sat down and placed your food basket on the grass.

“I thought you might like it..” He blushed, scooting a little closer to you. You smiled and practically pounced on his lap, kissing him.

“小鸟！Warn me before you.. do that!” He mumbled, gently pulling you closer to him. “Well.. do you want to start eating? It’s what we came here for.

“Oh? Eating? Ok!” He fully expected you to just get off his lap and take some almond tofu, you did, but then you were on his lap again, kissing him and having the almond tofu go in his mouth.

He hungrily licked your lips and tasted the sweetness of the tofu, twisting up your tongue and slowly letting his hands wander.

You sneakily undid his belt and pulled his pants down.

“What are you doing?” He exclaimed, blushing.

“Just.. Nothing!” You batted your eyes at him, seemingly innocent. He sighed and continued to undress himself.

“You want me to do this? Again?” He scolded, knowing you weren’t going to bring sore tomorrow, and he’ll have to carry you around.

“Please?”

“Well? I’m undressed. Don’t expect me to do all the work. I’ve done too much for you.” He looked away as you lowered yourself onto him.

You moaned out, and he hissed out profanities, grabbing your waist and urging you to bounce on his cock.

You complied, moving up and down, his hands on your waist, gently moving you to his liking.

His hand met your clit as he rubbed circles around it, you melted at his touch, feeling a knot form in your tummy.

“I’m gonna cum.. Please XiaoXiao..” You moaned, speeding up your pace as his hand moved faster on your sensitive clit.

“Cum.” He didn’t have to tell you twice, you moaned as he thrusted up into you as you clenched around him.

“Thank you..” You said, kissing his lips.

“Are you ok? We can go back to wangsheng if need be.” He offered, but you shook your head no.

“We can.. rest here then we can continue our picnic.”

“Alright.”

EHE!!

#genshin impact #genshin xiao #xiao genshin #xiao smut #xiao x reader #xiao x reader smut #kaedehara kazuha #kaedehara x reader #kazuha genshin x reader #kazuha smut

[talesofoldandnew]

Runaway (modern!HOTD): chapter 2

Summary: Growing up to be Helaena Targaryen's best friend naturally meant to become friends with her brothers as well, especially Aemond. Since your early childhood you spent more time at the Targaryen household than at your own home. Always on the road with your mother and your younger brother you never settled anywhere, always seeming to run away from something, until you finally moved to King's Landing and everything felt right for the first time in years.

But some things unfortunately never change and at the age of 13 you see yourself forced to move away once more.

7 years later you come back to King's Landing, facing truths and feelings long buried..

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Chapter warnings: sliiiight angst, swear words

Getting into college wasn't as easy as you always imagined. You had applied to 5 colleges already and only received negative replies so far. You sighed deeply, staring at the screen of your laptop. There was only one college that you didn't dare applying to so far: King's Landing College. Helaena and you used to dream about attending college together, maybe even share a flat, being inseperable. But life had other plans for you as it seemed..

You had several arguements with your mother about the topic of attending a college already "We didn't move away for a reason" she said with concern but there was also that kind of sadness in her eyes again. "What do you expect me to do? Just doing one lousy job after another in a shitty small town? Sorry, mom, but I am not you..". The words slipped out of your mouth before you knew it and you regretted them immediately "Sorry..I.." you started to say but your mother just sighed, defeatedly. "I can't protect you forever.." she said absentmindedly. "Protect from what mom? There is nothing you have to protect me from" you said in confusion and she looked at you with a tired, almost exhausted smile "You should better start applying by now, or soon they won't have any free spaces left". With that she turned and left the room.

"Oh fuck it" you said to yourself and started applying to King's Landing college, not expecting anything at all anyways.

"Dinner is ready" your mother shouted from the living room and just as you finished your application you headed out to get some food.

It's been 7 years since you left King's Landing in a hurry.

You remember the shocked faces of your friends that were almost like a second family to you.

Your mom gave you some time to say goodbye to everyone. Helaena sobbed into your shoulder and clung onto you so tightly you had troubles not just breaking down into her arms. Alicent smiled warmly at you but there was a sadness into her eyes that you wouldn't forget.

Aegon hugged you shortly but tightly and you parted with a nod.

And Aemond..oh Aemond. He looked at you with wide eyes, his skin even whiter than usual and his lips drawn into a tight line. You gulped visibly and stood in front of him awkwardly. Just when you thought he would simply turn around and leave he did the most unexpected thing: he hugged you, he hugged you tightly. You could feel tears prickling in your eyes and your breath hitching in your throat. He looked at you with an expression that you could not quite decipher. "Take care honeybee.." he said so quietly that only you could hear it and you swore you could feel your heart shatter. Before you knew it, you kissed his cheek softly and felt him momentarily stiffening and when you looked at him again his face was full of unreadable emotions.

"..and then he said I could ask him that again tomorrow. Y/n? Y/n are you even listening?" your mother said, a concerned look on her face.

You fumbled around with the bee pendant of your necklace and stared at her blankly "Sorry what?" you said and heard your brother giggle at that. "Are you allright?" your mother asked, now seriously concerned "Uh yeah sure..Just not very hungry. College stuff and all, y'know" you murmured and then excused yourself, heading back into your room.

You let yourself fall on the bed with your back. A big sigh left your lips and you closed your eyes.

Three days later you woke up with a headache, the sun just started to rise. Groggily you got up and went to check for any letters. You were so sure already to not find any anyways when you noticed a single letter in the mailbox. You opened it and your eyes almost popped out of your head: You had been accepted. You had been accepted to King's Landing college.

You swallowed the lump in your throat which you hadn't even noticed before.

After 7 years you would go back. You would see the forest again, the beautiful oldtown..and them. The Targaryens. Would they even want to see you? Did they still live in King's Landing? What if they hated you for leaving? Especially Helaena and..Aemond. You sighed heavily and felt a tear roll down your cheek as you sat down on the couch. "Honeybee, breakfast is r-..what is it sweetheart?" your mother asked and sat next to you, softly taking your hand in hers "I..I have been accepted to college" you said quietly. She nodded "Where?" "King's Landing.." you almost whispered back and you could hear her sigh softly. "I am sure you will be the best of your class" she said and you looked at her "Mom.." "Darling, you cannot stay with me forever, I know that. For gods sake, you are 20 years old. Go and live your life, make bad decisions, have fun..as I said, I can't protect you forever" she said softly but her brows furrowed in concern. "Protect me from what, mom? What are we running away from for so many years anyways?" you pleaded "There are just people that..aren't good in this world. Promise me just that you will stay in contact with me when you are at college" she said, avoiding your questions as per usual. You sighed defeatedly "Of course I will mom.."

A week later there you stood. The gates to King's Landing college greeting you with all its glory. You took a deep breath and went inside.

The yard was already filled with dozens of students, loud chatter filling the air.

You made your way through the crowds, feeling slightly anxious. Crowds of strangers always scared you and the only person who could ever calm you down was Helaena. You sighed deeply and started to look around for the entrance when you suddenly bumped into someone "Fuck sorry I didn't see you there.." you started to stutter when you looked into a pair of eyes. One blue like the ocean, the other with a white shimmer. "Ae- Aemond?" your eyes slightly widened in disbelief, it felt like all your breath had been sucked out from your lungs. He looked at you, no, stared at you for what felt like an eternity before he finally said "You gotta be fucking joking" and then he turned around and stormed off. And everything around you started to spin.

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[hixfaith16]

Mafia Boss Turned Mafia Husband

Chapter 4: Things Get Kinda Steamy

Kenzie’s POV

I’M GOING TO MEXICO. I’M GOING TO MEXICO. What is my life. Nothing and I mean nothing could have prepared me for this. I have always wanted to go to Mexico. Fuck I need to pack. 

In order to pack I gotta get new clothes cause there is no way in hell I am going Mexico without new clothes. Just as I’m scrolling online for new clothes, there’s a knock at my door. “Kenzie. Can I come in please?” The voice says. “Yea sure.” Low and behold it’s Jungkook. “This has to be quick because I have a meeting, but i’m taking you shopping for Mexico today. So get ready. We leave in an hour sweetheart.” Jk says with a smile.  

Honestly it’s like this man knows what I need. “Okay thats for letting me know.” I say with a smile as he leaves my room. “Well it’s a good thing I was about to shower anyways.” I say to myself. 

Time Skip to after shower(cause im lazy) 

It’s honestly still kinda warm outside so I think I’m gonna wear the cute blue sundress Jimin got me for my birthday. As I finished getting dressed I realized I was hungry. I wanted to see if Jk was hungry but he said he was in a meeting.  

While I’m making my breakfast Jimin walks downstairs. “Good Morning Kenzie” he says with a kind smile. “Good Morning Jimin” I say back. “Whatcha making” “Umm just eggs and bacon right now” “Ahh sounds good but currently I am slightly hungover so just water and sleep for me. I’ll see u later.” He says grabbing a cup and going back upstairs. As Jimin goes upstairs Jk comes downstairs. “Has it been an hour already.” I say washing ny dishes. “It has sweetheart. Are u ready to go.” Jk say.  I nod going to grab my purse but Jk stops me. “You’re not paying. It’s on me. Let’s go.” He says walking the door. 

Another time skip to the end of shopping.

As the shopping trip comes to an end. We walk past a lingerie store. I needed some new ones. “Jk can we go in there please.” I say with a smile. He says nothing but nods. I giggle as I walk into the store. I picked out so cute lingerie but me being me I wanted to tease so I slipped on a baby blue set to show Jk. “What do you think Jk” I say stepping out of the dressing. The minute I see him look up, his eyes darkened. “You look beautiful sweet girl.” He say walking up to me and places his hands on my hips. “Go change so I can show how beautiful you look.” He whispers. I’ve never changed so fast. 

As he pulls up in the driveway of the house we barely make it too my room before his lips are on mine. “I’ve wanted you from the moment we met sweetheart.” He says kissing down my neck. I had now words just mumbled moans and whimpers. As things start to get steamy, his phone rings. He groans and answers it. “What” He answers angrily. “I already talked to them about the shipment Jin. Okay i’ll go join it now.” He says as he hangs up. “I’m sorry princess but we will have to finish this another time.” He says as he kisses me goodbye. “Okay i’ll see u tmr for the flight.” I say flustered. As he leaves my room, I can’t help but giggle. I almost had sex with my boss. 

Well looks like this Mexico trip is gonna be fun. Time to pack and head to bed. 

#bts #bts mafia #bts mafia fic #jeon jungkook #jungkook #kpop #fanfic #writing

[annaphoenix1994]

Ch.86 - Mother's Touch

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Kiera and Baler meet whilst in the middle of a harsh goodbye.

"I don't know why I gotta do this shit." Bud grumbled as he got into the driver's seat of his truck. 

Kiera giggled, getting into the passenger seat, "Because you're getting older, daddy. Somebody has to make sure you're okay inside and out." 

"The only manhood I'll have left is my big toe after all of this is over." 

"Good lord, dad. You complain just as much as Frankie," Kiera sighed, buckling her seatbelt. "It's just a colonoscopy." 

"Least I'll be gettin' some good sleep." 

"Finally, you're seeing a positive outcome." She huffed, pulling her phone from her jacket pocket to send her mother a text message to remind her that the children usually woke up hungry around eleven as well as seeing a text message Simon had sent her:

Today, 7:34 AM

Simon: I'm not sure what time I'll be home this morning love. We got a call that involves a kid and we're taking him to the hospital to get checked out. Fucked up shite. I'll see you soon. I love you

Today, 8: 16 AM

Kiera: I figured you had to work overtime. I'm taking dad to the hospital for his routine colonoscopy. He's not a happy camper. Mom is watching the kids while I'm gone. I'll see you at home. I love you baby

Once at the hospital in town, Kiera was escorted by one of the nurses after her father was wheeled away towards the operating room, stopping once she had laid her eyes on Simon attending a small briefing with his team to conclude their operation. She grinned, squeezing his bicep as she walked by, knowing that he hadn't felt her presence until she had walked by, unaware that he had kept his eyes on her after she walked by, his breath hitching of impatience as he hoped the briefing would end soon so that he could talk to her, mentally noting that she had gone outside to get fresh air instead of being in the waiting room, the pair knowing that she deeply had permanent anxiousness when it came to hospitals. 

She sat on the bench outside, taking a deep breath before crossing her right leg over her left, waiting a few moments before hearing the door open, seeing Simon removing his balaclava and clutching it between his fingers as he took a seat next to her, his free hand cupping her knee. "Rough day at the office?" 

"Rough is an understatement, love," He scoffed. "Captain said if the man dies, then they'll try to charge the kid for first-degree murder." 

"Oh, shit. How old is he?" 

Simon shrugged, "Fifteen I think. Just a kid."

"And if they sentence him, he'll be serving the rest of his life in juvenile detention. Unless they rule it as self-defense."

"I know, but that's only if the judge rules it as self-defense and if his father lives through. For a teenager, he beat that bastard pretty bad." 

"Wow," Kiera sighed, wrapping her arm around his and leaning her head on his shoulder. "I hope it all works out for him." 

"It all happens for a reason," He huffed. "Want me to stay here with you until your father gets out?" 

"If you want to, babe," She smiled. "You know I'll never reject your company." 

"I was hoping you'd say that. You'd just have to drop me off at the station so I can get my car." 

"That's fine with me. I pass it anyway on the way home."

He smirked, turning his head to kiss her forehead, the pair ignoring the sound of the exit door opening. "Hey, Riley. Captain said he needed you to come with us to file paperwork." 

Simon huffed, shooting Cook a glare for interrupting his and Kiera's moment, "Now?" 

"No, he just told me to come and tell you while he and Chris are going to the car. Yes, now." Cook scoffed.

"If you had just as much common sense as you had sarcasm, maybe I wouldn't have to watch your six every time you storm through a building," Simon scoffed. "I'll be there in a minute." 

"We'll be waiting on you." 

"No, I figured you would've left me after telling me we needed to leave." 

"Is he always this grumpy, Kiera?" Cook opened his arms. 

"Not with me," Kiera shook her head. "Never has." 

"It's because I know better," Simon corrected. "I'll meet you at the car. Just give me a minute." 

"Captain said he wanted to see me bring you along. He knows you're distracted." Cook arched his brow. "So you won't mind me French-kissing my fiancé while I tell her how excited I am to be home?" He arched his brow sarcastically, knowing that Cook would finally leave him the hell alone when it came to spending time with Kiera. 

"R-Right. I'll be inside." 

"That's what I thought," He scoffed, standing to his feet before offering his hand for Kiera to take. "Well, so much for staying here with you." 

She giggled, "It's okay, babe. I know you have work to do-"

"I do, but I was supposed to be off an hour ago. Now I'm just eager to get home and sleep after I greet you proper and get to spend time with our children." He sighed. 

"Well, the doctor told me that his colonoscopy should be about an hour. After that and he spends some time in recovery, I should be home by noon." 

"Okay, love. I'll probably be home before you." 

"Don't forget that mom is watching them right now. She insisted on watching them while I took dad so that we could spend some time together." 

"I'll pick them up when I get back to the ranch. I'll lay down when I know you get home." 

She smiled, wrapping her arms around his neck as she pulled herself closer to him - as close as she could given his heavy tactical vest separated them even more, "I could use a power nap, too. I'll see you at home." 

"I love you." 

"I love you too." 

He smiled into the kiss, his hands resting on her hips as he truly didn't want to say goodbye, but simply knew that it wasn't a goodbye, just a see you later.

*

Kiera sat on the bench outside, the smell of Simon's lingering cologne still on the sleeve of her jacket. She smiled at the thought, looking at the time on her phone to see that the operation was only a half-hour in. Scrolling through her photo album, she mused at how she was able to sneak so many pictures of Simon, her favorites being when he would have a simple baseball cap turned backwards on his head, when he'd be riding a horse learning how to cut off a steer or rope with her father's encouragement, when he'd tend to his children with a soft and loving touch. 

"You-You got a cigarette?" A voice asked her. 

She looked up from her phone, seeing a boy that looked to be in his teens, brown curly hair and brown eyes staring back at her. She could see he had been treated for his wounds, leaving only a stark bruise around his right eye and a split bottom lip. 

"Sorry, kid. I don't smoke." She forced a smile, looking up at him. 

"What happened to your face?" 

His question pissed her off, any ounce of empathy fading for the boy in front of her. She scoffed, "What happened to yours?" 

"My dad," He shrugged. "He's dyin' you know." 

"Mine thinks he's dying, too. Except it's his pride that's dying. What's killing yours?" 

The boy scoffed, "Heroin and bad luck." 

"And I'm assuming you were his bad luck?" 

"You're damn right, lady." 

Kiera couldn't help but chuckle, seeing herself in the teen's words and attitude, except his demeanor reminded her exactly of Simon, somehow seeing an exact portal to how Simon was at his age. "What's your name, kid?" 

"...Jonah..." 

"For someone who was honest about beating the shit out of their dad, you're a bad liar when it comes to telling me your actual name." 

He stuffed his hands in his pockets, looking down at his feet, "Baler. L-Like the-"

"Tractor attachment. I know," She grinned. "Easy to remember." 

"Yeah..." He nodded, cautiously putting one foot in front of the other before sitting on the opposite end of the bench. "That man who was with you... He was the one who brought me in."

"I know," She assured him with a smile. "He told me." 

"He doesn't seem like a man who tells a lot."

"He's not, but we tell each other everything."

"Is-Is that how it's supposed to be?" 

It was then that Kiera recognized that Baler had never had any type of guardianship in his short fifteen years of life. "It is."

"Excuse me? Mr. Harrison? You should come with me." A nurse said, clipboard in hand. 

"Am I in trouble?" 

The nurse shook her head, "No, you're not in trouble. Are you a relative or friend in the family?" 

Kiera's jaw dropped, knowing exactly what the nurse was trying to say without saying it at all.

"I guess I am now..." Kiera sighed, standing to her feet to follow Baler inside, sensing his nervousness. 

They soon entered a room located in the Critical Care Unit, seeing a man around his forties on a ventilator. "Is-Is he dead?" Baler asked the doctor. 

"Uh, no, son. We...We don't have any brain activity."

"So, he's dead?" 

Kiera saw how the doctor didn't want to respond truthfully, not wanting to make the situation any harder on the young man. "You can tell him." Kiera nodded at the man, watching him sigh. 

"I'm afraid there's a negative sign of brain activity. The...The only thing keeping your father alive at the moment is the ventilator." 

Baler nodded, "O-Okay." 

"Want me to give you some time?" 

"He'd like that." Kiera spoke up, watching the doctor nod in agreement. 

"I'll give you a few moments."

Kiera stood aside as she watched Baler take a deep breath, putting one foot in front of the other as he slowly approached his father's bedside, refraining from grasping his hand in one last attempt, "If only you weren't a piece of shit, I'd probably be upset in this situation right now," Baler whispered. "If only you weren't a piece of shit, I'd call you dad. But I'll tell you what you've always told me: you're a worthless piece of shit."

Kiera nodded, pursing her lips, impressed. "I like your style, kid." 

"I don't have a style." Baler scoffed. 

"Well, you have a way you say things." 

"I say what comes to mind," He shrugged, forcing away the tears welling in his eyes. "Shit happens, I guess." 

Kiera watched as he shook his head, shrugging his shoulders as he looked the opposite way away from her worried gaze. He couldn't help the quiet whimper that left his lips. He wasn't crying due to the loss of his father, but the loss of a once-father - a man he remembered to only show affection when he was a child - that loss. She frowned, reaching out to place a comforting hand on his shoulder. 

A mother's touch.

#simon riley #simonriley #simon ghost riley #simonghostriley #simon riley ghost #simon riley call of duty #simon ghost riley x og female #simon ghost riley fanfic #simon ghost riley cod #simon ghost riley fanfiction #ghost riley #cod ghost #ghost mw2 #ghost cod #ghost simon riley #simon riley x og female #simon riley x oc

[aleksa-sims]

RL Sims-Story (18+)

CW: addiction

A few days later I went with my sister and Sandra for the weekend at a lake. It was the last week of August, so time to say goodbye to summer & Ana. 😞 That’s why we made this short trip. Ana will go to university in 4 weeks. 😭 But at least I will see my sister on the weekends and when holidays are. 

Ana wasn’t feeling well, she was rather quiet the whole time and mostly retired. I think she used these two days there, to finish with this terrible incident. 😔 

Sandra wasn’t in a good mood either, but she & her baby were fine, that’s the main thing! Since I left home, I’ve met Sandra once or twice, to clear this thing up with her, why she told me off. My dad put S. under pressure! He said, if he finds out that Sandra lied to him, she can’t come to us anymore. Yeah, that’s why she told him, that I relapsed and that Daniel’s a drug addict too. As for Daniel, I felt a bit bad. This weekend was his birthday on August 22nd. But exactly on this day, I will be back home in time. 

Ana: Come with me! I wanna show you something!

Sandra: Hey, wait for me! I can’t move that fast with my fat slug! Where are you dragging A. and me??

Ana: Into the abyss! 😉

Me: I’m sweating myself to death but as long as I don’t stink everything is fine! 😬 🤷‍♀️

Ana: At least you know, your deodorant works! Otherwise, I'd be dead by now.

Sandra: I wanna yell at the world. 😈

Me: Just do it, S.! No one hears us anyway.

Sandra: Ok, who wants first?

Ana: That’s totally ridiculous. This damn lake here is not the world!

Sandra: But it’s part of the world and...ugh, I just have to! 📢 Hey world! .........Fuck you! 😕

Me: 🙉.....Uhm, that’s it? 🤨

Sandra: No, there’s much more! But I wanted to keep it short and summarized, it just means, fuck you! 🤷‍♀️ And you?

Me: Idk what I have to say to the world? Except... I am tired and hope everything will be fine.

Sandra: Then say goodbye here & now to what makes you so tired.

Me: No! I’m going back, I’m thirsty.

Ana: I’ll stay here for a while! I think I need a bit longer to say goodbye to some things.

Sandra: Sure babe! But if you need us, we’re there!

Ana stayed at this place, while Sandra and I had a snack. Sandra was hungry all the time! She constantly ate something. Honestly, we spent all our money on food, but S. was pregnant and had certain cravings.

Later, Ana told me that she felt a bit sick. She suspected, it was of all the drugs she took over the summer.

Me: Please hold on! After a few days it’s over! It’s not so bad with you, you can do it. Or we could take you to a doctor and you’ll get medication, but we’ll stop it right away. Just like P. did. 

Ana: No, I try without it! I don’t really have pain, but I feel so sad and everything seems so hopeless & gloomy to me.😞

Me: That’s not real! You’re developing a mental addiction! A Part of you is already addicted to this drug and of course it wants more! But you don’t have to go through this alone! Maybe we should really take you to a doc? 😟

Ana: I’m so sorry, A.! It’s all my fault! 😞 I brought Daniel into our lives and now you’re gone. And Mom, she’s been so weird since you left, she doesn’t talk and she cries all the time.

Me: NONE of this is your fault!! Even without Daniel...I would have called Sofia and done this shit with her or alone. And as for Mom, I’ll take care of that. She’s just very sad because grandpa died. 😔

Ana: No! It’s because of Daniel & you! And without me, you would never have met him. 🤦‍♀️

Me: It’s not your fault I like him so much.

Ana: You don’t just like him, you love him! 🤨

Me: Please don’t say that! I didn’t want this to happen! And you can’t help it because I’m so stupid. 🙈

Ana: You don’t have to be ashamed of your feelings.  I get why you fell for him. He’s nice! Not like the others who weren’t nice to you, and I don’t mean Philip!! 

Me: Yeah, but he’s not the way he was recently. I mean, he’s still nice to me and all this....but, idk if he loves me too.

Ana: He’s totally crazy over you! I was there often enough, I saw it!! And I can’t say anything bad about him except he’s on drugs. Talk to him! 🤷‍♀️ ......But, you think you can make it A.? 😢 I mean, you’re quitting drugs, even with him?

Me: If you make it, I’ll make it too! You have my word on that!! 🤗

Ana: Deal! 👍... I go back and lie down, I want to take a shower and rest, or should I wait for Sandra and you?

Me: You don’t have to wait. 

At home my parents were with Ana in that addiction clinic because Ana wasn’t well. The doc said, Ana will feel very sick in the next 4-5 days, but he will prescribe her pills to alleviate her symptoms. But he won’t give her more pills. He didn’t want her to become a pill addict! It just wasn’t necessary!! After these 4 days,  Ana still felt a bit ill but not as bad as before. Just the mental withdrawal unfortunately took a bit longer. She suffered from anxiety and had nightmares about that party drug, but she made it. I was so proud of Ana! 😭

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Hundred Eleven. Part 3

Pressing a kiss to his cheek, he slept through it all being small spoon and I’m glad because he was really driving me crazy with the constant getting out of bed and also I felt bad he was struggling, I’m awake now anyways so I’m going to get out of bed and see where we are at and see what Tianna is doing. I am so invested in this friend, and he said we can go on a date together, who is this man and why do I not know him. Grabbing his hoodie and and sweatpants; I am wearing his stuff, more comfort for me really. Tightening the sweatpants around my waist, putting the hoodie over my head as I left the room, these are all awake and the bus has stopped so I guess we are at a service station. Making my way to the seating area “morning” Tianna smiled “look at you in the corner half asleep, who bought you this?” Sitting across from her “Wadz got me a coffee but I need to get off and get some things, I was going to wake you actually, to see if wanted something. How was it? He’s knocked out mhmm?” She smirked “I don’t know why you are smirking nothing happened, we just spoke for a while then he said he’s tired, so we went to sleep, we snuggled and spoke which was nice, but he was horrendous in bed, like I think” I giggled “he kept getting turned on, and I felt it against my butt and he kept getting out of bed and then back in, so I don’t know how many times he jerked off” Tianna yelped out “oh my god, why didn’t you help him? Ok sex maybe you want to wait but your hand works? Spiteful whore” I blushed “shut up” putting my head down “nah I would be helping my man, and you did nothing, what did you do?” I shrugged “pretend I was asleep” Tianna snorted laughing “then made him small spoon” Tianna is laughing at me, what a bitch “now if that was me, I wouldn’t have sex with him but you damn right I’m nursing him” I gasped “shut up” I spat “you are such a prude, what is wrong with you, like girl. You should have done something, he suffered” I huffed out “his hand was on my boob at one point too, I moved it” Tianna is giggling “ok, so like maybe. I mean up to you, if that happens again. Just like I mean, maybe make out with him, no harm in hands used and then he can be a feign” my mouth hung open “you’re like mom!” I spat “I am” she laughed “oh I don’t know” I said, “not everything had to be sex, you can still give him a goodbye present and you know make him happy” Tianna is really like my mom “why am I not like you?” Tianna chuckled “no, Rylee you are you and clearly Oakley loves that, he ain’t mad at it either” she has a point “I heard my name” he is awake “asking that if you wanted anything from the service station” I said “yeah” he leaned down and pressed a kiss to the top of my head “morning, let’s go then. My treat” Tianna smiled at me.

Oakley made his way over to me “these chicken stick things are weird and nice, you want a latte” nodding my head “I do, what does it taste like? These are new” he held it out to me, taking a bite. Picking up some cheese puffs “this is nice, get me some. Did you have a nice sleep?” I asked him, I know he didn’t though “erm it was ok, I was happy to have you in bed with me though. Did you?” Nodding my head “I did, but you did wake me on few occasions. Huffing and puffing” he chuckled “oh shit, so you know” I smiled at him “I do know” he sighed out “I’m a man, and you are sexy. What can I say?” I sighed out “but I feel bad, how many times” he smirked as he ate “a few, it was a hard come down I give it that, it’s cool. Allow it though, I’m glad you’re here for a few days. Come, let’s get a hot drink” he walked off, maybe Tianna is right “try these though bro, they taste nice. Ti, do me two latte please and thank you” Tianna side eyed him “you have hands my boy, you fucking up them chicken stick aren’t you” Oakley laughed “breakfast, I am really hungry though. We need to stop over somewhere” walking around him “where is Imani at though, you know where her place is at” I mean we should just ask “erm, Ybeez can find out. Ask her manager which is your dad but then really I don’t want him to think there is issues, I just think it’s not my place but like YBeez ain’t liking it, he’s like she’s missing and we having to get a DJ out so when you see her tell her she needs to come out this time” nodding my head “Ti, text her. It’s ok I’ll find out” we need to see that girl; I mean by all means have fun but not at the expense of being on tour and fucking your name up and. Then being rude to Oakley, she will get it from me “I don’t know who gave her whippets, was it you telling about that” he pointed at Rimz “yeah, it was me. I saw her though; I was like in that friend group. Scoping some girls and yeah, I’m like oh. But I ain’t lie, I swear” looking at Ti, we need to see her today.

Tianna wants me to go easy on Imani and I am, but she better not make me mad, she opened her hotel bedroom door in utter shock “hey little sister” Ti said “yes hey little sister” I added and Tianna hugged her, I just smiled “hi” walking by her “how come you both are here? I didn’t know you both were here?” I am glad she didn’t know “well you went so quickly from Toronto, why?” her room is tidy, where is all her bags “do you not stay in here?” I asked “I do stay in here, just waiting on my bags but how come you both are here? Are you both touring” I can’t lie but I don’t have it in me with small talk “why haven’t you been performing?” I asked “I was unwell, my voice. I told dad and he was ok with it” Tianna looked at me, but I am not having her shit “yeah so why were you rude with Oakley? He checked on you and you called him dad spy and your friend made a remark? You allowed it” Imani sighed out “oh my god, why couldn’t he come to me?” she spat “because he is respecting dad to not air you out for having whippets, we know Imani” she gasped “Oh my god! His friends are so fucking annoying, they are the ones being nosey, I never did it” raising an eyebrow “be real, come on. We all have tried it but I want you to be truthful, if you have then say it?” she look so guilty, one thing about Imani, she can’t lie so this is her poor attempts at trying “we was just having fun” she shrugged “so you did?” Ti asked “I may have” shaking my head “so you did then, just say that then. You listen to me, you apologise to Oakley and that little friend. If they say another word to him I will whack her, and you! You should know better, and you do not take drugs, I will tell mom and dad!” I shouted “oh fuck off” Tianna gasped, I was about to go for her, but Tianna stopped me but she ran off into the bathroom, I am not having her shit “just relax, we haven’t come here to attack, she probably feels backed into a corner” I kissed my teeth “she is a spoilt bitch, please. Come back out here right now!” I shouted, who is she telling fuck off too.

Imani eventually came out “I was so close to hitting you, you should be glad Tianna is here for you. Don’t ever swear or tell me to fuck off got it? I am older then you we care you stupid bitch, those friends don’t! And Willow that ugly rat, let me catch her” she put her head down “just everyone getting at me, his friends are annoying. And whatever, I just tried it!” she spat “tried it and got unwell but if you do it again I will tell dad and you do not attack people for caring about you, once again I am telling you that you better say sorry to him. Who ever these hippie friends you got, they need to watch it” I don’t really bother Imani, but I won’t have her ruining herself “I just wanted to try it, I tried weed too. Oakley friend gave me that, didn’t tell you that did he?” rolling my eyes “maybe he didn’t know that, but I will be sure to tell him but weed is weed, I am not mad at that. Whippets is no! don’t fuck with that at all, have weed live life but please!” just drama for nothing “Rylee is right, weed is a pass, but Whippets we don’t fuck with that, you need to be realistic with that and know it was wrong right?” she nodded her head “also Oakley said if you don’t come out this time then YBeez will be telling dad, you lacking. You know what Imani; you should be glad we care. Those friends don’t care about you clearly, letting you have drugs, dumb bitches” I don’t like them now “they not bad people, we all try things! Please, I won’t do that again, just don’t get on my case. Oakley friends aren’t in the clear, they bad too” I huffed out “I can’t account for his friends, only him. You on about Wadz?” I asked, she shook her head “no them other ones, Rimz and some other guys. The ones that are on our bus” I frowned “why are they on your bus?” she shrugged “don’t piss me off Imani, why?” it's making me mad “Juke kissed me in a game” I groaned out “I mean he isn’t over thirty, he is young. But still, you know what” this wasn’t a good idea “I am not upset about it, we all played a game. Oakley older friends are with him but like Juke and his friends, the younger ones are with us, we have fun” Tianna cringed “I am going to kill him” I mumbled “it’s not a bad thing! Oh my god, this is why Oakley came, he checked on me and I just called him dad spy, he said that he would remove his brother but like we just having fun, they ok” I don’t even know what to say, “how old is Juke?” Tianna asked “he is three years older then Imani” I said “not bad, I was like oh hell nah” did Oakley know this, I am annoyed.

I am still waiting for Oakley to get off a call with Drake, he is with YBeez, I have all the boys in the hotel room, how annoying really “you mad?” Wadz asked “how do you know?” I asked, “seem it” I shrugged “I didn’t know Juke was on tour, why is he on my sister bus with his friends?” I asked him “there is only like two other friends of his, we was being boring he said and then he been getting all friendly with them and he jumped on with them, why?” Wadz asked “Juke kissed my sister in a challenge, but my sister isn’t mad at all, she is just saying but why” Wadz laughed out too loud “relax” Ybeez said to him “sorry but Rylee, your sister is not a baby you know. Allow her man, just yeah. Juke trying to slip in there, man. That guy” maybe I am protective “just, it’s Imani. I get protective when it comes to boys that is all” Oakley made his way over to me “I didn’t know Juke was on this thing?” I said to him “oh yeah, he is why?” he wrapped his arms around me “yeah and kissing my fucking sister though?” Oakley gasped “no way, what? Why?” he said shocked “a challenge I don’t know, she isn’t mad or upset but like what the fuck” Oakley chuckled “wow, I did check in and things were fine. Just that drugs thing isn’t the movement that is why I said it but if my brother is moving reckless I will move him” shaking my head “leave it, I am just being protective. I see boy and Imani I get protective” I laughed “you sure, I can like move him. I didn’t know he was moving like that” Oakley laughed “yeah, leave it but she will be saying sorry to you. I got to let her live, but she cannot be doing drugs, that’s a no” Oakley keeps smirking I am going to slap him “sorry, it’s cute. You get all uptight, Imani going to have a man one day. That footballer likes her anyways, relax” he got a point really.

Imani is in my room, she won’t go to Rylee knowing that she wanted to beat her ass earlier “Rylee isn’t pissed at anything but you being rude to Oakley you know how she can get so just apologise, what be happening on this tour bus? I’m intrigued to know” looking back at the mirror “where are you going first? You look pretty” I cooed out “I am going out for a meal with Rylee and Oakley, and a friend of his, just seeing what he is like that is all” Imani gasped “Oakley! A friend of his? What friend is that? They aren’t the best looking and are slow” I chuckled “stop it but I don’t know, I’m scared. He keeps laughing at me too, well not at me but he knows I want to know so bad and he won’t give me any detail on who, I keep thinking I’m going to walk in there and it’s just Wadz say there but he isn’t the worst person” Imani laughed “have fun but on the bus we just vibe and talk, we was playing truth or dare and that’s how the kids came about but it was harmless. The only thing Juke gave me was weed but like I hope he isn’t in trouble” I shrugged “as long as you’re ok but do not and I mean it, no drugs!” I spat “do not follow people, look how that turned out with North, please. Learn from us sister” she needs to not let people influence her “I am having fun though, like I am enjoying myself, but I will be good now promise. I only enjoy weed that is all, nothing else happened. I won’t try that again” she said but I want to know who gave her that “so who gave you Whippets?” I am guessing Willow “nope, but a friend of Willow” I knew it “right” I just shook my head; I hope she learnt her lesson to not ever listen to idiots.

I wish Rylee and Oakley waited for me but no, they said meet us all here and now I feel so nervous because what if it’s Wadz, what do I do and how do I react, bitch Rylee isn’t fucking telling me anything, she just said hurry up and I even asked again and she ignored it, I am nervous. I do hate meeting new people, but I am here with my sister and I am praying Oakley don’t do me like that “come on Ti” I said to myself as I walked into the food eatery, cute little place this “three people are already here” I said to the waiter “Tianna?” she said, nodding my head. I am so nervous, what is even wrong with me, if it’s Wadz then I be nice, I mean I know him already and clearly Oakley thinks he is good so I will be nice, he isn’t a bad guy. Walking behind the lady, taking in a deep breath, the first face I see is my beautiful sister, she is smiling at me but this could be a smile of good luck or a smile of I will love this, Oakley just gave me a slight smile “just here” the lady said and I just did a double take, my my mouth hung open and then closed “huh” I just said and laughed “Tianna” Damson got up “you’re Damson Idris?” I pointed “I am” he got closer to me “I am Damson, nice to meet you” He shook my hand and then kissed my cheek “this is my mysterious friend” staring at Oakley in shock “what?” I am so stumped because what the fuck “take a seat” my sister is laughing “is this a sick joke, I swear. I am not even laughing, I was expecting Wadz” I don’t believe them “nah, nah, I am not joking. Sit down” Oakley said laughing “serious?” I am so confused, I feel a little flustered now, I wasn’t expecting Damson, not at all. I was expecting the latter of his friends “I uhm, I am sorry. Just it's Oakley, sometimes he can play a joke. His friend groups is questionable” he has such a handsome smile “my dad loves watching you” I blurted out “yeah, your sister was telling me actually. Funny thing is I asked Oakley for your number before you was taken, I am sorry about your engagement” waving him off “oh that is forgotten” I laughed out.

I needed some wine “so I need to know, how, what and why. How do you know each other and why don’t you rock together like the rest of his friends” I need answers “so Oakley and I went to the same school, he was three years above me which when you get detention, so when we get kept behind after school no matter the year you all stay in one place. I am sure it’s the same here, so we was in the same setting for a full week that one week, we ended up talking hanging out, just having frienship. He was a quiet guy, so was I. We just clicked and yeah, when he left school, he went college which he didn’t he would just lie about it, he was doing other things. He got into a lot of shit which my mother kept me away from, so I was banned, I went to college far far away, she was not having me hang with him. So fast forward, he releases one of the biggest tracks in the UK, we link up again and that’s it right Cench, but we keep in contact. We meet up, I don’t hang with his other friend group, we just keep it adult like, he is a friend, and we are alike just different paths, but Oakley kept up with the awkward quietness unless he likes you vibe” Oakley nodded his head “yeah, his mom saw me once and sent him to a college so far” Oakley laughed “but he is the friend, and he did ask about you but at that time it wasn’t the best so there you go, happy?” he smiled at me and I just ended up giggling “you got me good Oakley, wow” I can’t believe it “I know people too, this the boy” they dapped each other, looking at Rylee and she knows that I am happy because he is beautiful “I need the bathroom, you do too Rylee” I said getting up, I need to scream a little “oh yeah” she said getting up, I wasn’t ready for this at all.

#Chrianna #Chrianna FF #Fanfic #Fanfiction #Chrianna Fanfic #Chrianna Fanfiction

[peregrin-nook]

So I’ve been ill for a hot moment and just remembered that groceries delivery is a Whole Thing, and decided “okay time to do that”. Cut to today and I’m waiting on the delivery guy. I’m a bit hungry so I put some food in the oven, set a timer.

Having never used this sort of delivery before I’m anxious and a lil bit excited so naturally I grab my Switch and play some Zelda while looking out of the window for the truck. Then I get a devious dastardly idea.

Okay, so for context. my flat is on the third floor, up three flights of stairs. This is gorgeous for the views being on the side of a hill, but it is an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE to walk up. (Hence why, having a tiny ocean in my chest, I figured delivery might be smart). Now there is a fire exit out the office window, with a European-style window so I can easily leave. See where this is going?

So I’m just sat with my legs dangling off the side and watching Link enjoy his own cooking when. Oh! The truck! Excited, I wave to show him the directions up the weird road, and get the pizie little idea to climb down the fire exit and say hi, pick up my box of groceries and go up the regular doors.

So I meet the truck man and guide him to near my door and we each take a box up the many flights of stairs. I then realise. Oh shit oh fuck. The DOOR IS CLOSED; I did not UNLOCK IT. I am FULL OF SICK AND DEATH and I am LOCKED OUT. I start putting stuff on the top of the stairs (there’s space), and the truck man catches up to me. For some weird reason he asks if I own the building. Truck man, I don’t even have a car my guy. For all you know this may not even be my flat!

So, time to do a weird thing. I walk down the stairs back to the bottom of the fire exit. “They always say, may you live an interesting life,” quips Truck Man with a smile, and we laugh over my excited idiocy. I get to the bottom and I thank him for my time, ready to squirrel my way up a steep set of stairs like a fucking thief with breathing issues. I pull my gloves tight and—

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Why is my phone ringing? Oh. Oh no. The food is cooked. THE FOOD IS FUCKING COOKED BECAUSE I PUT THE FOOD IN THE OVEN. I am FULL OF LUNGS and I am NOT FULL OF BREATH and my FOOD IS BURNING. I quickly wave goodbye and dash off up and away (and coughing), leaving Truck Man thoroughly confused as to whether he delivered food to a person or has just had a weird fae prank put on him.

Anyway I just bought 5kg of nuts and berries. How was your day

#life story #weird #lol #wtf #i can’t even #BEGIN to explain how fun and weird today has been

[kradogsrats]

Rewatch Shitposts: S3, Ep 5-9

OKAY HOME STRETCH

v.

“I am the senate law”

SOREN, my baby

HAY HAY HAY HAY HAY

Soren like “and you all said CHA was a dump stat lmao”

“You are okay, right?” Claudia I can 110% assure you he is absolutely not okay and has not been for quite a while

Oh fuck, that “everything’s going to be okay, Dad” is very relevant to some of my current interests. I must have subconsciously remembered it.

Not shown: how Soren explains why he’s going back into the castle with his wagon of hay for the hungry, hungry horses still full

Pretty sure this ambler chase is a Breath of the Wild boss fight

ngl I do enjoy a good fictional fascist motivational speech

of course it’s a bit ruined because all I can hear at the end is “YOU are the weakest link, GOODBYE”

the smollest loaf of bread omg

Nyx like “I’ll just be sending you my matchmaker fee later, yeah?”

vi.

Aaravos: “you killed Avizandum”, Viren: “how dare you! …so who the fuck is that”

Ah, there we go with the last breath

Okay, so the unicorn horn can’t be in Puzzle House, because Claudia only got it right before Thunder was killed? Well, then I’m again no longer sure where they’re going with that. Unless it’s “Claudia meets the last unicorn as a child, then comes back for its horn ten years later.”

Appreciate Kasef’s “Wingarduim Levio-SAH” moment

… Horse girl Aaravos

Claudia really is behind literally every spell in this story isn’t she

vii.

Zubeia dying of a broken heart, as is traditional for cartoon mothers and also Padme Amidala

OH, Claudia DOES see adoraburrs, and it is perfection

Ah, the “Aaravos, no” “Aaravos YES” conversation

Basically Aaravos realizing that subtlety is absolutely not required at this point, thank you Viren

Shoutout to the multiple fanfics carefully describing thicc wormvaros crawling down Viren’s throat to be smuggled into Lux Aurea, that also is just gonna live rent-free in my head forever

“No, Mister Bond… I expect you to die”

If you haven’t read the ToX sourcebook adventure about the corrupted Sunforge as nuclear meltdown allegory, highly recommend because it’s actually pretty funny?

Kasef thinking he’s being the hero everyone needs…

Ibis a fucking hottie tbh

viii.

Ten days ago is what… when Zubeia would have received Runaan’s message? ... that is a joke about the series’ compressed timeline, I know that s1ep1 was longer ago than that.

Soren: “you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like”

Love Calllum’s noodle arm during that fulminis cast

Scouting from the sky is not super useful when you’re above the cloud layer

Viren: /gets roundhouse-kicked doen a flight of stairs, literally bouncing the entire way down, me: … AND THEN HE DIED

Where was Zubeia, anyway? Postpartum spa day?

Soren really nailing it here

I know exactly enough ASL to see Callum spell “Rayla” and then do “friend”

ix.

Huh, I think Rayla just introduced two recaps in a row?

“transcend the limits of your human form” is usually a bad idea in this kind of context, just saying

I feel like it cannot be overstated how much LotR clearly influenced this initial battle choreography, but y’know what? Fair.

”I got more wind where that came from” is such a tragedy of a missed fart joke opportunity, but someone probably thought it was a mood-killer

Aanya just straight-up shoots a dude to death, demonstrating that she is, in fact, this show’s single biggest badass

Fire damage immunity a questionable trade-off for critical weakness to piercing

”We would have been here earlier, but we had to stop and make these sick battle standards”

Viren just… carries the coins everywhere, then? okay

Ah… of course. I see now what’s happening, here. (tbh it should have been obvious)

… and then he ACTUALLY died, despite there being no stairs involved(?)

Hmmm, Janai and the other Sunfire elves doing the human gesture of respect for the human king

I wonder if Zym will have a voice for s4?

/falls face down on the floor and just lies there

#the dragon prince #pre s4 rewatch #thank god i took extra days off next weekend because this did NOT feel like a vacation

[meatmuncherlol]

Part 2 of the story

Adventures of Sakazuki and Borsalino when they first joined the marines! 26 year old Borsalino and 24 year old Sakazuki (Months after Saka's birthday)

*8:37 AM, Sakazuki wakes up and yawns*

S: Hm..huh-

S: God damn, why is there something heavy on me? Don't tell me Bors brought home another cat..

*Sakazuki looks down and sees Bors*

S: Huh- WHAT?!

S, covering his mouth: SHIT.

S, thinking: Fuck, its like 8 AM, and I'm late for class. Why is Bors even here anyways?

S, thinking:...

S, mf still thinking: OH RIGHT! At like 3 AM in the morning, they asked me if they could sleep with me on the couch and I...said yes..

S, MFS STILL THINKING: Should I wake them up? I should, and when they wake up, I'm gonna slap their head.

S: Oi..wake-

S:...

S, FUCKERS STILL THINKING: Why'd I stop? Is it bcs I don't have enough energy? Is it bcs I'm too lazy to? Is it bcs I like...

S, thinking: WHAT?! No, there's no way.

S, too lazy (t): Bors is way out of my league. They're kind, generous, sweet, and stunning. I'm just a big asshole with anger issues, I'm their polar opposite. There's no way they'd fall for someone like me, right?

S (t): Wait- why am I even thinking about this? HOLD ON- SHIT I HAVE WORK-!!

S (t): But I can't go when Bors is on me.

S (t): Guess i'll just go back to sleep, goodbye my perfect attendance.

*Sakazuki goes back to sleep, like who wouldn't*

*Few minutes later, Borsalino wakes up*

B: Hm..huh-?

B: AWH SHIT MY HEAD HURTS!

*Sakazuki wakes up from Borsalino's shout*

S: HUH- WHAT- HEY, YOU ALRIGHT?!

B: My head hurts so BADDDDDDDDDDUUHHHHHH...

B: And why am I sleeping on the couch with you?!

S: Don't you remember last night?

B: NO! What happened?!

S: You came home drunk from a party, puked on your bed, slept in my bed, came to me and slept with..me.

B: No wonder why I have a hangover..

S: Now, get off me. You made me miss class and now I'm forced to take care of you.

B: I'm too hurt to get off, and too lazy

*Saka pushes Bors off which makes Bors fall on the floor*

B: OW! You son of a bitch.

S: I'll go wash your bedsheets, while it's washing, I'll go make food for the both of us

B: Awhhhh!

S: What, what's with the face?!

B: You're acting so sweet! You're taking care of me!

S: Think of it this way. I went to work and you're in here, all alone, with a hangover.

B: Ah. Right.

S: You can lie on the couch, I'll go wash your bedsheets

B: You're not very comfortable to sleep with-

S: You want food or not?!

B: YESSIR!

S: Good, now shut up.

*Sakazuki washes the bedsheets and cooks breakfast, 10 minutes passed*

B: Is breakfast ready yet? I'm hungry, sick, hurt, sad, and angry

S: How could you feel those- nvm, breakfast is almost ready. I'm making you some chicken noodles and I'll just have coffee

B, weakly: yayyyyyy

*Another 10 minutes passed, Saka was done with breakfast and the bedsheets are done & ready*

S: Breakfast is read-

*Bors ran to the dining table at the speed of light and sat down*

S:-y..

S: Wait.. I thought you were hurt..

B: From how good the noodles smell, I suddenly got energy!

S: Alright then, here's your noodles. I'll go place the sheets on your bed

B, already gobbling down the noodles: Okay!

*Damn theres a lot of skips here, ANYWAYS, after Sakazuki placed the sheets back on the bed, he went back and sat down on the seat in the dining table*

S: Wow, you even drank the soup! Was it really that good?

B: Mhm! It was the best noodles I ever had!!

B: But my head still hurts..

S: You can go lie down on ur bed, it's ready

B: Can you carr-

S: No.

B: UGHH..Fine, you're such a killjoy.

S: Also, I'm giving you some medicine and you have to eat bland food. I'll be by your bed if you need me.

B: Bland food? Well that's boring...

S: Too bad.

*A LOT OF SKIPS AHEAD. 20 minutes later, both of them in Borsalino's room*

S: I got your medicine, it's a pill. Drink it

B: I thought it would be gummy vitamins..

S: DRINK IT.

B: Fine...

*Borsalino drinks the pill quickly with water*

B: BLEH! It's bitter!

S: Well, you want this to end soon don't ya?

B: Yes..

S: So quit complaining! I'm gonna sit by the side of your bed, bonk my head if you need anything.

B: *chuckles* You said bonk!

S: Shut up.

*Told ya, anyways, 12 minutes passed, Sakazuki sitting by Borsalino's bed*

B: Hey Zuki.

S: What? Go to sleep.

B: Remember our promise when we were kids?

S: Hm? Yeah, I remember.

B: Okay good, hmm..

B: My stomach and head hurts..

S: Well, you shouldn't of went to that party.

B: Wanna know something Zuki?

S: Fine, what is it?

B: You're the bestest friend in the whole world, and I mean it

S:..Oh, that's..sweet.

B: Mhm, you may look scary and angry all the time but, you have a sweet heart. You are loving, caring, and confident! A lot of Marines wanna be brave like you, even me. I have no confidence whatsoever. I'm just getting in the way, Master Z doesn't like me for lots of reasons, and this is one of them.

S:...

S: Well Bors, wanna know something too?

B: Mhm! What is it?

S: Well, I kinda wanna be like you. You're generous, lovable, and easy to talk to. I'm just a grump living in the shadows, while you stand there, stunning, shining brighter than the sun.

B: Awhhh...

B: Guess this is why we're best friends, huh?

S: Yeah, probably..

B: Well, I'm gonna go to sleep.

S: Alright, sweet dreams

B: Thx, cya when I wake up, Love you..

S:...

S: Love you too..

S (t): GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT?!

S (t): Well, they did say it first...

S (t):..Do they really mean it tho? I've been nothing but mean to them all these years, there's no way they'd say that. I'm probably hearing things..

S (t): Yeah, probably...

(THE END, BIT OF AN OVERRATED STORY TBH)

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Behind The Scenes...

Part IV

Winden Palace, Windenburg, 8:59p

*phone rings*

Jonas: What in the… Hello?

Ophelia: Hi, uh… I’m sorry did I wake you?

Jonas: No… uh, well, yeah, but… Um… Hey…

Ophelia: Hey…

Jonas: …

Ophelia: …

Jonas: I’m sorry, I just… Why are you calling me?

Drake Hall, Britechester, 9:59p

Ophelia: I have a question… or, my mother wants me to ask you this question…

Jonas: Uh huh…?

Ophelia: Okay, I’m just gonna attempt to push past the awkward here- The Empire has heard a rumor that your father, King Victor, has plans to launch a war against us.

Jonas: …

Ophelia: Jonas?

Jonas: Is this some ridiculous attempt to patch things up between us? Like you say a war is coming and then when I freak out about it, you say 'sike, just kidding, I actually just wanna be friends again?'

Ophelia: No, of course not! I mean, I would maybe one day like to be friends again, but that’s not the point. I’m being completely serious. There is a rumor, from a very reputable source, I may add, that your father intends to wage a war against the Empire.

Jonas: Hold on. Are you serious? What reason did this ‘reputable source’ give that my father supposedly wants to start a war?

Ophelia: Apparently he’s wanted an excuse to start a war with us for a long time, but the reason that was given was the offense of my rejecting your marriage proposal…

Jonas: Okay… is this just an excuse for you to find out how I’m feeling after being ‘rejected’?

Ophelia: Jonas, no. I swear I am being completely serious. My mother asked me, more like commanded me, to ask you if you knew anything about this potential war, and, if you were so offended by my… saying no… and I also wanted to say sorry.

Jonas: This is real? My father wants to start a war?

Ophelia: That’s the question…

Jonas: Obviously I was hurt by you running away like that. You left me down on my knees in the middle of a party full of all of my parent’s friends, and your own parents as well, without so much as a reason why. I haven’t even spoken to you since that day. It was your secretary Audrey who called about having your things mailed back to you. That’s fucking embarassing and heartbreaking. Of course it stung… But I would never use that as an excuse to wage a war against your people who are completely innocent in the failings of our own personal relationship. I haven’t even talked to my father about it all. If anything, he’s mad at me for supposedly doing something wrong to end the relationship. He’s power hungry and mad.

Ophelia: I am so sorry, Jonas. I’m a coward. I chickened out of my relationship with Luke in college, and then I chickened out of our relationship as well. I never, ever meant to hurt you. I just panicked, and I handled it so poorly.

Jonas: Yeah well… whatever. It’s in the past. I’ll find out what I can about my father’s plans and keep you in the know.

Ophelia: Can I just say, before I go, that I’m glad you know nothing about it?

Jonas: Because then you wouldn’t be at fault for starting a war?

Ophelia: Because I know then that you’re not hurting as much as I thought you’d be. I only ever want happiness for you, Jonas, I mean that.

Jonas: …I believe you. And I want happiness for you too, O, even if it’s not with me.

Ophelia: Actually… I think it’s only fair that I give you an advanced warning…

Jonas: What for?

Ophelia: I’m actually at an event right now… The Britechester Fundraiser Ball?

Jonas: Right. Yeah I was invited too but I didn’t feel like flying in.

Ophelia: Yes but… I’m here with someone… with… Luke, actually.

Jonas: …

Ophelia: And I just didn’t want you to read about it in the tabloids tomorrow. I wanted you to hear it from me.

Jonas: That you’re back together?

Ophelia: Yeah…

Jonas: …Well, I meant what I said. I want happiness for you, and if that’s with Luke, then I’m happy for you.

Ophelia: Yeah?

Jonas: I always sort of knew, anyways. You have always loved him, even when you loved me.

Ophelia: …

Jonas: I still love you, Ophelia. I’ll do what I can to help. Goodnight.

Ophelia: Goodbye, Jonas…

Part IV

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