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saintsenara · 8 months
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they is not knowing that we is knowing how to take the lives we is wanting from them. and that is why they is not thinking about how many weapons they is putting in kitchens.
tom riddle had nothing to do with the death of hepzibah smith. hokey had just had enough of being a slave.
sparkling cyanide hokey & hepzibah smith general | 1.4k words
this piece was written for week fourteen of @ladiesofhpfest, which focuses on the non-human ladies of the harry potter series (you can find the masterlist of the week’s fics here), which, here, means hokey, the house elf enslaved by hepzibah smith. or, as we shall call her from hereon out, eokhí, which is how her name is accurately transcribed from the elvish language (more on which below).
for a story which only has 1,400 words, there is a lot to say about this one. some author’s notes under the cut:
the title is the same as that of agatha christie’s 1945 novel sparkling cyanide - published in the united states as remembered death - for which there are some spoilers immediately to follow. it is not, let me be frank, agatha’s best (not least because it’s a rewrite of a poirot short story, ‘the yellow iris’) but there are several things about it which appealed to me when i was writing this: that it deals with a death initially presumed not to be murder; that it has multiple suspects, including a young man who appears to desire wealth; and that the murder weapon is a poisoned drink.
the poison - in christie’s case and in mine - is potassium cyanide. this is obviously a deviation from what we are told in half-blood prince - in which dumbledore describes the poison used to kill hepzibah as ‘rare’ - since cyanide is probably one of the better known methods of doing away with troublesome old ladies, but it has been my headcanon for quite a while: cyanide looks very similar to sugar; it's highly soluble; its bitter taste requires something sweet (like cocoa) to mask it; it kills its victim extremely quickly; and it wouldn’t be completely bizarre for it to be found in a wizarding house. cyanide was a standard component of silver polish until surprisingly recently, and i am choosing to believe that this is the same in the wizarding world. in her interview with the aurors, eokhí just happens to mention that hepzibah wanted a pair of silver candlesticks polished the day she died, and everyone considers the matter settled.
i’ve always been fascinated by the murder of hepzibah smith, not least because - as it’s described in canon - it’s a massive deviation from voldemort’s usual modus operandi. hepzibah is the only person we know to have been poisoned by him, and the only person we know to have been killed using - essentially - a muggle method (even if the poison in jkr’s head is magical, stirring it into a cup of cocoa isn’t). above all, i am obsessed about what it says about voldemort that the hyper-feminine (even if the text treats her attempts at femininity as ridiculous - something which eokhí agrees with) hepzibah is killed in such a feminine-coded way: poison is known in pop-culture as a ‘woman’s weapon’ - even if statistical evidence doesn’t confirm this - and a domestic one; and the image of hepzibah dying in her own home, over a cosy cup of cocoa, as punishment for insulting voldemort’s mother (whose death kept him from that experience) is really striking.
a part of the murder which is more usual for voldemort is that he frames someone else. however, unlike with his framing of morfin gaunt for the murder of the three riddles, which is made to look deliberate, he makes eokhí’s involvement in hepzibah’s death look accidental, and eokhí appears to receive no punishment from the ministry of magic. this undoubtedly has nothing to do with any compassion for her on voldemort’s part; he chooses it because it’s the most plausible cover he can give himself, and this must be because wizards know that elves cannot deliberately harm their masters.
or, at least, think they know that.
poison’s association with women and the domestic sphere obviously means it has a reputation for being the means by which servants bump off their masters - and, specifically, how female servants bump off their mistresses. i very much like the idea of witches laughing in a self-satisfied way, thinking that they never have to worry - like silly old muggles - about being done away with by their cooks, while the loophole which elves have noticed and have been exploiting for centuries stares them right in the face. because we see in canon that elves are perfectly capable of indirectly harming their masters - dobby spends the entirety of chamber of secrets doing it - and so, when eokhí decides she has had enough of her mistreatment at hepzibah’s hands, all she has to do is get the poison out of the cupboard, put it in a dish, and let hepzibah choke on her own arrogance.
eokhí is a type of elf we only see glimpses of in canon - one who does not want to be a slave. the house-elf plotline is the weakest in the series for many reasons, but one i always find particularly galling is that dobby’s revolutionary zeal in chamber of secrets, in which he talks of whisper networks of elves decrying their ill-treatment at the hands of wizards and celebrating voldemort’s death, vanishes in goblet of fire, when the standard elvish position seems to correspond with the wizarding one: that being a slave is great and wanting freedom is bizarre.
eokhí said fuck that. this story is one of disrespect and rage and revenge, and of the triumphant pleasure of reclaiming the space which was once used to oppress you, as eokhí goes from waking up in a nest of blankets on the kitchen floor - because she’s not allowed a real bed, unlike hepzibah - to eating the cakes she has always been denied while hepzibah lies dead in the parlour.
it is also a story of language.
we hear several elves speak in canon, although only three in any great detail: dobby, winky, and kreacher. there are differences across their speech - dobby and kreacher tend to speak in the third-person, winky tends to speak in the first-person; kreacher uses the present continuous the least, winky uses it the most - but none speak in standard british (or american) english, and there are similarities - such as a tendency to use non-standard conjugations of verbs (‘i is not sure you did dobby a favour, sir’) - among all three.
in harry potter, characters who speak in non-standard english are generally coded in one of three ways: foreign (fleur, krum); simple-minded (hagrid); or shifty (mundungus fletcher, amycus carrow). which - if any - of these readings is intended for elves is up for debate, although my own view is that elves’ language is intended to make the reader agree with the standard wizarding opinion that they are less sophisticated or rational than humans and that their subordinate position in wizarding society is natural and justifiable. this is, obviously, something the text partially pulls the rug from under - the underestimation of both dobby and kreacher’s powers and agency is a significant contributor to harry’s victory - but it always feels, given the series’ failure to fully stick the landing on whether it thinks slavery is a bad thing, not as pointed or ironic as it may have been intended to be.
i prefer to think of elves as having their own language, used among themselves, to which wizards have no access. but i also think that it does them a disservice to think of the language they use to interact with wizards as simply non-standard - or, more dismissively, ‘broken’ - english. i think we should imagine that all adult elves are fluent speakers of two languages: the elvish language; and what we might call elvish creole, which - like all creole languages - is not a dialect, but a full language in its own right.
eokhí’s story is written in this language. some of its linguistic features are:
phonetics: in goblet of fire, dobby is shown to think that ron’s surname is pronounced ‘wheezy’. he thinks this because the elvish language of course has its own phonetics, which particularly affect the transcription of proper nouns which are not habitually used in elvish or elvish creole. two examples are important to this story: the elvish language doesn’t have an aspirated h- (as in, how a speaker of standard british english would pronounce ‘hokey’) and it doesn’t have a plosive p- (as in, how a speaker of standard british english would pronounce ‘hepzibah’). that hepzibah expects eokhí to pronounce her name properly and yet doesn’t extend this basic courtesy to her should not surprise us.
names: three elves we meet in canon - dobby, winky, and hokey - have names which end in an ‘ee’ sound. as eokhí explains, this is because elves are usually named after nouns, and the nominative singular of nouns in the elvish language end in -í. plural nouns end in -é. [kreacher’s name appears to be an adaptation of the word ‘creature’, which suggests that he was dehumanised to such an extent that his masters wouldn’t even make an attempt to pronounce his real name.]
elves do not speak the names of their dead. eokhí refers only to eokhí’s mother, rather than using the name she had when she was living. wizards do not realise they are being disrespected when elves use their names after they are gone.
pronouns: the elves we see in canon tend to use illeism. that is, they refer to themselves in the third-person singular - he, she - most of the time. although winky uses the first-person singular - i - regularly, dobby only uses it occasionally, and kreacher never does. they also tend to use their own names as pronouns - ‘kreacher is cleaning’ - particularly when needing to add emphasis or clarity to sentences. eokhí never uses the first-person singular, for reasons connected to elves’ traditions about the self. she would explain to us that when elves refer to themselves as ‘i’, they are choosing to speak standard english for the benefit of their wizarding audience, and she doesn’t feel hepzibah deserves that effort.
verbs: the elves we see in canon generally only use the third-person singular of verbs - 'i says' - regardless of pronoun choice. eokhí does the same, since both elvish and elvish creole have no plural verb forms and only one grammatical person, once again connected to elves’ traditions about the self.
the elves we meet in canon also tend to use the present continuous - ‘my master is telling winky some things’ - frequently, often in a context which would not feel intuitive for speakers of standard english. in eokhí’s speech, the present continuous is used to show actions which are repeated or habitual - ‘eokhí is waking up one morning in her nest on the kitchen floor’ - while the simple present refers both to general statements of fact - ‘eokhí is a slave’ - or to one-off actions ‘eokhí decides that is it’. in the past tense, similar principles apply: eokhí uses the past continuous - the smith family ‘was wanting to be looked after’ by eokhí’s mother - to describe repeated or habitual actions and the simple past for general or singular events. the future continuous is used both for actions which will be repeated or habitual and for actions which will take a indeterminate time to conclude - ‘eokhí is going to be fighting back’, her battle is not just done with hepzibah dead - rather than simple actions with a defined end-point - ‘she will eat’.
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iamnmbr3 · 24 days
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what are some really outstandingly written and creative hp fics. (please no wholeslae canon rewrites tho. AUs are fine).
Here are a few fics that I find to be especially outstanding and creative and well written.
Amulette d'amour by The_Carnivorous_Muffin, Vinelle (words: 58,092 | not rated | Tom Riddle/Alphard Black)
Tom is commissioned to repair a magical amulet.
Why I rec it: Listen. This fic is absolutely phenomenal. It has a fascinating and well developed exploration of wizarding society, brilliant and highly complex and multifaceted characterization, and very original and unique plotting. It's extraordinarily well written and is both thought provoking and dramatic as well as laugh out loud funny in places. It's not a fic premise or pairing I would ever have imagined but it's legitimately an outstanding piece of writing that will live rent free in your head.
At Your Service by Faith Wood (faithwood) ( words: 95,752 | rating: E drarry )
Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There’s only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved.
Why I rec it: This is the closest to book 8 that I've seen. Stylistically it really recalls the feel and structure of the canon books and it has a lot of really cool plot developments and world building. It follows on nicely from the rest of the series and expands on whats there. It feels like a book 8 where drarry happens.
the pleasure, the privilege by asterismal (asterisms) (words: 19,901 | rating: M | Harry/Voldemort | CW: Horror, Extremely dark themes)
It begins with Vernon Dursley’s body, dead across the table. In which Voldemort is dosed with amortentia, and nothing is better for it.
Why I rec it: It takes a crack plot premise and runs with it and really makes it work in a serious way. This fic is DARK and very unique and creative in its plot resolution. It kept me on the edge of my seat and is incredibly innovative and dramatic.
Running on Air by eleventy7 ( words: 74,876 | rating: T | drarry)
Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
Why I rec it: Brilliantly well done characterization and amazing world building and plot. The relationship and characters all develop so naturally and the writing is incredibly beautiful. It never feels rushed and yet you can't put it down.
Denude by Faith Wood (faithwood) (words: 4,172 | rating: E | drarry | CW: Underage)
This is a HBP AU. It's set a few days after the Sectumsempra scene and takes the story in another direction, asking the question: "What if the Sectumsempra scene had a greater impact on Harry and Draco?" Harry and Draco are sixteen. In medias res beginning. Non-linear storytelling.
Why I rec it: Stylistically it feels like it could be taken out of book 6. The characterization and dialogue is so spot on and its very emotionally evocative.
Sparkling Cyanide by Asenora (words: 1,415 | rating: G | Gen | complete)
Tom Riddle had nothing to do with the death of Hepzibah Smith. Hokey had just had enough of being a slave.
Why I rec it: Amazingly creative world building and premise and characterization. It feels brand new and yet wholly plausible and right.
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aethon-recs · 5 months
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HP Rec Fest, Day 13 ❄️
@hprecfest daily prompts running through Dec 31. Goal is to find lesser-known or underrated works, even by well-known authors, to feature here.
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Day 13: A Fic >100k Words
One Year In Every Ten by @saintsenara (E, 165k, WIP)
Summary: A decade after the final battle, a serial killer emerges, with a message that proclaims the Dark Lord has risen again. Harry is assigned to the case. Why I rec it for this prompt: Casefic is a very underrated genre for the Tomarrymort ship, and Asenora absolutely delivers in this case, with a richly layered and complex murder mystery, as well as the beautiful unfolding of a tenuous working relationship between Harry and Voldemort and all the steamy tension that builds up in between them.
if we were lovers by @reggieblk (E, 143k, WIP)
Summary: When Harry arrives at the most prestigious theatrical school in the country, he doesn't have many expectations. The most unexpected thing he encounters is Tom Riddle, and subsequently, falling in love with the only other person who deals with feelings as well as him. But maybe, just maybe, he and Tom will find out that not all love stories have to end in tragedy. Why I rec it for this prompt: The character work is so rich and detailed in this coming-of-age story in a modern AU setting. There's so much thought that went into all the character interactions here, and I love the way that @reggieblk cleverly weaves in elements from plays and uses the theatre backdrop to develop in such a lovely and fraught and realistic way how Harry and Tom end up falling for each other.
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Running list of recs:
Day 1: Favorite under 5k | Such a Noble Villain Day 2: Comfort Fic | In Somno Veritas | Ouroboros Day 3: Podfic | a taste so good (i'd die for it) Day 4: Fic with Art | A Soulmate Like You Day 5: A Non-AO3 Fic | The Anti-Midas Day 6: Unreliable Narrator Fic | Anabiosis Day 7: A Canon-Compliant Fic | In Your Soul is Sealed a Pleasure Day 8: A Canon-Divergence Fic | Thirst Day 9: A Rare Pair Fic | dust in your pocket | A Breed Apart Day 10: A Fest Fic | In Your Image Day 11: A Dark Fic | As Portioned from a Whole Day 12: A WIP Rec | Lover's Spit | Revolution of Configured Stars Day 13: A Fic >100k Words | One Year In Every Ten | if we were lovers
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annerbhp · 7 months
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Excellent Ginny fic for those looking!
Everlasting Ink by Asenora Ginny Weasley has always been a magnet for dark-haired orphans. What's one more?
Very interesting and amazingly written non-linear fic looking at Ginny and what it means to be a daughter and to have daughters. It will really hit you in the feels!
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ashesandhackles · 5 months
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@hprecfest Day 10, 11 and 12
Posting three days worth of recs cos real life got in the way of posting it on their said days :P enjoy!
Day 10 - A fest fic
Nymphadora by @bluethepineapple
Written for the @womenofthehouseofblack , this fic is dark fairytale about families - families you are part of, families you have left behind and the complicated love that runs through both. The implied parallel in conversation between Andromeda and Tonks to Andromeda and Bellatrix is particularly haunting.
Summary:
Nymphadora (Greek) n. "The gifts of the Nymphs"
Andromeda could only watch as her daughter set off to war.
The Rougarou by @evesaintyves
Wolfstar.
I am big champion of reading everything written by Eve, but this fic is my favourite from her! This fic is steeped in grief and death post First War, and even as Remus tries his best to hide away from it all, New Orleans haunts him. It's a beautiful piece and I keep rereading it time and again.
Summary:
After the end of the first war, Remus goes to New Orleans to forget.
Day 11 - A dark fic
Three Knocks Upon the Door by @lunapwrites
Lily/Tonks.
This fic! Such effective imagery and contextaulisation for the quotes we know from canon. The Lily in this story has a hypnotic quality to her, and you can't help be drawn in - like Tonks.
Summary:
Knocking on wood three times is said to bring good fortune; but three knocks on your window or door without a clear cause is an omen of death.
In this case, it's a little of both.
(In which Tonks gets suspended from field duty, and takes matters into her own hands.)
First and Last and Always by Vermoulian
Sirius Black/Severus Snape.
The Snirius discord server is in love with this fic - and I can see why. It is beautifully written and makes you sit viscerally in Snape's headspace, to the point that sometimes you are discomfited.
Summary:
Black had been nearly skeletal when he came out of Azkaban, but he’d put on muscle again.
He prowled, and he loomed, and whatever earthy animal quality he’d had as a younger man had transmuted into something feral and predatory, during his twelve years of imprisonment.
Severus had his wand. He swallowed hard. His wand. Magic. His only defense, because Black outweighed him by at least three stone. But magic was more than enough. Severus had never needed physical prowess. His magical strength, and the keenness of his mind, gave him the advantage.
Except when it didn’t.
Day 12 - A WIP you are following
Beasts by @whinlatter
Ginny Weasley coming of age fic? Ginny Weasley fic that addresses all the canon gaps of Hinny relationship in a layered way? Sign me up! I have always liked Ginny, but beyond wondering about how Chamber of Secrets affected her - I never cared for her. Whinlatter makes you care about her interior life, makes you see that post war Hinny isn't going to be as easy as breathing. Basically, it's love.
Summary:
Ginny Weasley comes of age among them: the beasts, the wild things of their world.
(or: how the youngest Weasley won the Hanging Out With Hagrid Award).
Canon compliant, multi-chapter, non-linear narrative, Golden Gen, PS through post-DH (1981-1999). Harry/Ginny.
The War of Roses by @saintsenara
Sirius Black/Severus Snape.
A canon divergent Snirius fic from asenora? I slammed the subscribe button even before reading it - but having read the first chapter, I greatly enjoy the emphasis on what Azkaban has done to Sirius and I cannot wait to see where she takes this.
Summary:
Sirius Black does not die. But this does not mean that it is easy for him to live.
Or: a butterfly flaps its wings and Sirius does not go to the Department of Mysteries. What follows from that twist of fate is a story about the long, destructive shadow of a schoolboy rivalry; a story about surviving, and how surviving is sometimes more difficult than dying; a story about the fragility of beauty, the gentleness of hope, and the value of choice.
It is also a love story.
Scylla and Charybdis by @saintsenara
Severus Snape/Lord Voldemort.
I love the way Asenora writes Snape - his insecurity, his attraction to power, danger and darkness. I love how the narrative has cuts from his older self reflections, and I am really curious to see where she will take this. It also has Snirius crumbs so large that we could make a sandwich.
Summary:
Severus Snape just wants somewhere to belong.
This will turn out to be a curse.
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nevermindigotthis · 23 days
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I‘ve been reading fic by Asenora (https://archiveofourown.org/users/Asenora/pseuds/Asenora) and I love the love/hate relationship between Sirius and Snape in their fics. I‘m getting some „fuck you“-„fuck me yourself you coward“ vibes and it‘s both tragic and hilarious.
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midnightstargazer · 4 months
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@hprecfest Day 16: a fic that made you laugh
Inhuman Resources, by Asenora | @saintsenara
An Umbridge-centric fic filled with a very dark sort of humor. And also a really intriguing exploration of her psyche and the question of why someone who shares the Death Eaters' ideas might not have ended up joining them - but told in a way that wholeheartedly embraces the absurdity of it all. Seriously, go find out what the Death Eaters think of everyone's least favorite character. You won't regret it.
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broomsticks · 5 months
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Day 2: A comfort fic
The Velveteen Rabbit
Asenora on AO3 | @saintsenara on tumblr • 3k, G • Mrs Cole & Tom Riddle
A boy has scarlet fever and wants his mother. He gets Mrs Cole instead.
Rec: So maybe this isn’t the most conventional choice for comfort—baby Tom Riddle, in an orphanage, featuring main character Mrs Cole—but it was the first thing to come to mind, and I was delighted to find it tagged as that! I thought the author really captured, through so many little details of worldbuilding and writing, what it might feel like to walk in her shoes. A lovely glimpse into Tom’s childhood.
Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47007811
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squibstress · 4 months
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HP Rec Fest - Day 17
Prompt: A fic that made you cry @hprecfest
Catmint
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout
Creator: Asenora
Rating: K/G
Word Count: 1,592
Summary: The day after the War ends, grief is green.
Why You Should Check It Out:
This is an achingly lovely and painful portrait of the quiet, otherwordly devastation of war, with just the right whisper of optimism. The perfect post-battle moment that reveals so much about these two characters in a small, poignant scene.
The Many Uses of Lavender
Pairing: Minerva/Severus
Creator: evilbean
Rating: M/R
Warning: aftermath of torture
Word Count: 3,977
Summary: This story starts during the night after the tragic ending of the Triwizard Tournament in Book 4.
According to the “A Daily Herb for Everyday Ailments” book that Minerva used to consult for her regular stress headaches, lavender could be used to treat an array of disagreements. Its main uses, however, were listed as follows: soothing pain, reducing stress, and relieving insomnia.
She had to admit, in hindsight, that it made a lot of sense.
Why You Should Check It Out:
The rhythm of this fic gives it a palpable sense of impending doom, switching between the comfort the characters provide one another and the shocking realities of war. An achingly beautiful fic.
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ladiesofhpfest · 10 months
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Bookbinding by @saintsenara/Asenora
Our third fic of the week is here and it's a 35k+ word masterpiece giving us the Tom Riddle/Myrtle rom-com we never knew we needed.
Summary: Which will win: sixteen years of planning for brutal world domination, or one (1) teenage girl?
What's to love: "I can fix him" Myrtle Warren and "You annoy me" Tom Riddle share a whirlwind teenage romance. This story reads like a teenage rom-com, complete with a girl nemesis, insecurities, and a heartthrob boy. Asenora has given us such a treat with this work!
Thank you Asenora/saintsenara!
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consistentsquash · 1 year
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5 Short Fic Recs for Friday!
happy friday! got some recs for you!! i didn't read a lot but I checked out some fics from other rec lists and read some canon blind subscriptions! that worked out great.
Time Has a Funny Kind of Violence by 2Nienna2. Cho character study. 1000 words. Rated M. Really loved the writing and the Cho POV here. She is drawn to Harry — not primarily because of Harry himself, but because they are, in some way, the same. Knowing that he was there, in the last moments, when she was not, pulls at her with an insistent painful interest. That they both came into contact — for a bit — with Cedric, and thus have a sort of shared fate.
2. Also Spake Zarathustra by eldritcher. 1400 words. Rated G. Ken character study. If you are like me and literally everybody I know you probably heard about the Barbie movie! This rec is not a HP rec... It's a Barbie rec! Ken decides he wants to be Barbie because Barbie is cool and Ken is just Ken! It's actually really sweet and wholesome because Barbie ofc is supportive. Lots of gender and social satire. Also lots of classical music. Highly recommend because it's one of those 20 genres in a trenchcoat type of fic! Don't let the fandom stop you from reading it. It's 110% worth in going canon blind. <3
3. The Snow Child by Asenora. 3000 words. Rated T. Tom Riddle Sr./Merope Gaunt. I got this from @ashesandhackles rec post . Omg loved it. It's a fairytale horror take on Merope/Tom Riddle Sr. Really love how the author got the vibe of the fairytale to match the fic perfectly. Also love how the writing says a lot w/o saying a lot. ‘You may think you have him now,’ she says to herself. ‘But one day he will give me a child with skin as white as this snow.’
4. Contredanse by Jay Tryfanstone. 4000 words. Rated T. Caroline Bingley/Elizabeth Benett. Omg love the ending. Love the Elizabeth POV. Love everything! I am actually on a Tryfanstone reading binge this year. One of my all time fav authors and love them so much so ofc reading everything. Thus Elizabeth's view of Miss Bingley evolved. It was clear, she believed, that being of a subservient nature, Miss Bingley had followed the unconscious lead of others.
5. Hunting the Unicorn by therealsnape. 10300 words. Rated M. Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank. I got this from @kellychambliss rec post. Love the characterizations and the banter. Omg the banter! It's on the longer side compared to the other fics on this list but don't miss out on it! Highly recommend if you want some snarky Friday vibes! Thanks to Old Jeremy, Pye was a king. He was a god. He was officially the best thing since Merlin and tea in a bag.
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saintsenara · 4 months
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For the tag game, I wanna know about Metallurgy please and thank you!
thank you, anon! an excellent choice from the work in progress tag game buffet...
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metallurgy has the dubious honour of being the first sequel i've ever considered writing...
and it has the lovely @bronzeagepizzeria to thank for its existence, after i ended up chatting to her in the comment section of bookbinding about what the future looked like for the newly-engaged tom and myrtle:
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well, lads, sirius black and merope riddle [jr.] enemies-to-lovers is what you are indeed getting.
her elder brothers are torn between amusement and the desire to murder sirius for being a prick, her father is losing his mind at the fact that teenage girls' drama has forced its way into his life [and is able to terrify sirius much more effortlessly than any of his sons will manage], and her mother remembers all too well the heartache of falling for a boy who is, like all teenage boys, a bit thick.
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in between, we get to find out what's happened to tom's career as wizarding britain's premier antiques dealer [i.e. that he spends his time conning cygnus and orion black into selling him priceless valuables for the cost of a sandwich], how myrtle is doing in the department of mysteries, whether that rabbit is still alive, exactly how many ways james, remus, and peter are going to manage to fuck up their pal's attempts to get the girl, what bellatrix's life would be like if she fancied an age-appropriate parselmouth, and how - in a universe where the first war doesn't happen - hogwarts students in the 1970s had plenty of free time they could fill by being complete idiots.
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we also get a sighting of a very rare, but extremely enjoyable, version of lord voldemort...
the one where he's a committed wife guy.
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iamnmbr3 · 2 months
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i like all your harry potter and drarry recs. do you have any other harry potter recs. can be any ship or gen. dark or fluffy or whatever. just curious for more fics if u have any good ones you have read lately
Glad you like the recs. Def check out my fic rec tag for more. Also here are some additional interesting fics I've come across recently.
Sparkling Cyanide by Asenora (words: 1,415 | rating: G | Gen | complete)
Tom Riddle had nothing to do with the death of Hepzibah Smith. Hokey had just had enough of being a slave.
Post-war roses by fast_brother (words: 3,500 | rating: T | drarry | complete)
Draco is going to Azkaban tomorrow.
The Unwinding Golden Thread by  The_Carnivorous_Muffin (words: 50,260 | rating: T | Gen | complete)
In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect.
AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish (words: 4,289 | rating: M | drarry | complete)
Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA? prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
the pleasure, the privilege by asterismal (asterisms) (words: 19,901 | rating: M | Harry/Voldemort | complete | CW: Horror, Extremely dark themes)
It begins with Vernon Dursley's body, dead across the table. In which Voldemort is dosed with amortentia, and nothing is better for it.
Or Worse, Expelled by NaomiK (words: 1,260 | rating: G | Gen | complete )
Four times Hermione got expelled from school, and one time she didn't.
The Subtle Wand by Deejaymil (words: 3,088 | rating: T | Gen | complete )
The one in which a variety of dæmons settle for a variety of reasons. Some good, some bad, and some for no real reason at all.
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Thanks for the ask, anon!
💯 A fic that makes you think #writergoals
Vetus Amicus by @floreatcastellumposts. It's a tremendous work - there are so many pieces that stick with me, months after reading it. It's one of the finest pieces of writing I've had the pleasure of reading.
📚 A fic you wish you could display on your bookshelf
Bookbinding by Asenora/@saintsenara. I have reread this piece THREE TIMES since it was published for the @ladiesofhpfest. It hasn't even been up for a month. It's majestic. Do yourself a favor and read it.
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3 and 6 for the fic writers game if you feel like it!! ☺️
Hi! Thanks for the ask! Sorry it took forever to answer lol
3. What’s your favorite fic that you’ve written?
Ever?? Oh gosh that's a hard one, it's a tie between two:
She'll Survive (the great war)
I would stay forever (if you say don't go)
I'm just super proud of these ones. Go read them if you so desire!!
6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?
Yes!! I'll list a couple!
Ecclesiastes 3 by asenora, a fic about the three Black sisters!
You're On Your Own, Kid by @ohmygodshesinsane , an incredible character study on Marlene McKinnon.
Sales Pitch by @petalsinwoodvale still the funniest thing that I've ever read. I'm in love with it.
we could walk straight through hell (with a smile) by seaweedbraens, a Percy Jackson au
Come back, be here by dollarstoreannabethchase, a fic about Percy and Annabeth after BOTL and befor TLO. Super good!!
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@hprecfest Day 16 - Fic that Made You Laugh
1. Introspective to Say the Least by @thecat-isblogging-blog
I love, love Cat's sense of humour - she has a wag of writing a scene with visual gags and jokes, and she is always fully leaning into Remus' awkwardness for funnies. It's on full display here - the morning he goes into class to receive werewolf essays and it is something I learnt from her while writing Toys in the Attic with her.
Summary:
When Lupin wakes up on Monday morning, late for class already, he isn't quite prepared for what the day might bring - or reveal.
2. Inhuman Resources by @saintsenara
Asenora's mission to choose chuckles every time has bore fruit in form of this fic that I cannot get through without wheezing. Her sense of humour also shines in her WIP One Year in Every Ten and Death (Eaters) In Paradise, but here in particular - she lets it rip.
Summary:
Speaking from the fire in the Gryffindor Common Room, Sirius Black will assure his godson that Dolores Umbridge is definitely not a Death Eater. How does he know? Well, he's seen the paper trail...
3. Sirius Black's Guide to using an extraordinarily intelligent cat to order a broom by @artemisia-black
If you need a Crookshanks- Sirius being besties fic after reading POA, this is your fic. Artemisia's work usually leans into angst and dark atmosphere, so when she has fun with lighter stuff, she really has fun - as evident in her drabble Severus Snape teaches sex education as well as Harry Potter and Hogwarts Health and Safety Inspection. But this one is the best display of her dry wit.
Summary:
This is the tale of how Sirius Black became besties with a cat, and ordered a broom while being the most wanted wizard in Britain.
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