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pearlynia · 3 months

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I love how both Harry Potter and Marauders fans has all sorts of disagreements but we can all agree that Umbridge is no better than a stinky trashcan but at least a trashcan is useful.

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professorlupins · 10 months

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Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007 | David Yates

#hpedit #harry potter and the order of the phoenix #filmedit #imelda staunton #ootp #dolores umbridge #my gifs #filmgifs #dailywizardwheezes #magicfolk #userpat #underbetelgeuse #usertom #userkd #miatendos

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crackishincorrecthp · 5 months

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Harry: Wouldn't that be funny if someone gave Umbridge something that would make her swear randomly and she doesn't even notice she's swearing? Fred: We can definitely do something like that for you, Harry! George: We got you! *The next day, DADA Class, 5th year* Umbridge: Fuck, class! Students: Umbridge: I thought we were already fucking clear about it, when I say fucking "morning class" you say it fucking back! Students: *Look at each other* Students: Fuck, professor! Umbridge: No, no, that's not fucking it motherfuckers! Slytherin: But that's what you said when you came in! Umbridge: No, I didn't, motherfucker Slytherin: Slytherin: Okay, you do you I guess

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #fred weasley #george weasley #slytherin #slytherins #dolores umbridge

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briarpotter · 5 months

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Fanart

Snape and the Golden Trio scheming how to get rid of (kill) Umbitch.

#harry potter #hp fandom #harry potter fandom #harry potter fanart #hp fanart #the golden trio #professor snape #hermione granger #ron weasley #severus snape #ronald weasley #dolores umbridge #professor umbridge #Dolores Jane Umbitch #Professor Umbitch #credit to artist #credit to owner

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kindanathy · 5 days

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"Snape gave her an ironic bow and turned to leave"

Ironic?! I think he did something iconic lol ma boy

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sassysadisticsarcasms · 7 months

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Does anybody else think it's stupid that Harry named his secret little delinquent group Dumbledore's Army? I mean that gave him absolutely no deniability!

Correct me if Im wrong, but at least they had been calling themselves the D.A. in public. That gives them some room to deny the shit out of whatever allegations they're facing.

Marietta Edgecombe: It's called Dumbledore's Army, Prefessor Umbridge.

Neville: Actually professor, we're the Dog Appreciators. We all agree dogs are not appreciatated enough.

Luna: I thought we were studying to be Districy Attorneys?

Ron: I'd heard we were the Defence Association.

Gred and Forge: We both could of sworn we were a smaller branch of the wizard's Dental Association.

Ginny: Wasn't this Delinquent Anonymous?

Harry: We're -

Hermione: If you hadn't gathered enough already professor, we're the Dumbasses.

Either this or they could just out Karen Umbridge.

Or this...

Harry: Just wait till my father hears about this!

Umbridge: Your father is dead Harry.

Harry: Well excuse me, you looked like you'd be joining him soon.

#harry potter #dolores umbridge #neville longbottom #ginny weasley #hermione granger #fred and george #luna lovegood #albus dumbledore #hp fandom #hp headcanon #hp prompts

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simping-4-voldemort · 10 months

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Onion Headlines and Harry Potter Characters part 4/?

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stupidstrawberrystars · 2 months

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WHAT THE- you will never guess what I just found out…

REGULUS MOTHERFUCKING BLACK WAS BORN IN THE SAME YEAR AS DOLORES UMBRIDGE. They were both born in 1961.

As in… the marauders went to hogwarts WHEN Umbridge did.

WHY IS THIS NOT A FIC??????????

Both Regulus and Umbridge were the same year, same house, all the way through HOGWARTS?????????? WTF

Did people just know this and not tell me? Or is everyone as shocked as I am.

#dead gay wizards #marauders era #sirius black #regulus black #james potter #remus lupin #dolores umbridge

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cherry-pop-elf · 3 months

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Pretty Rain Cloud

Fred Weasley x Reader x George Weasley

Can he read as Platonic As Well, because Platonic love is valid AF!

You were in a horribly sour mood. You swore you would never smile again, and never be happy. No way. Of course, you make this vow to the likes of Fred and George. What were you thinking?

Warnings: Umbridge. She’s a warning in general/Set during Order Of The Phoniex: Slight blood, tending to wounds, intense stress, I mean it’s about Umbridge. You know what’s up

Writing Commissions Open

“Never ever ever again-!” You sniffled, as Fred was currently being your support. Letting you lean his head on his shoulder, as you two sat in The Room Of Requirement’s. Everyone busy with their Defense Practices, while George was busy cleaning the newly made scar on your hand. How it ached, and still burned. He tried to be as gentle as he could, but that toad knew how to make it hurt.

“Oh don’t go saying something like that-“ George would pipe up, as he wade sure your wound was clean. Having had plenty from Umbridge, let alone from the crazy life he lived in general. “We love your smile-“ Fred was quick to echo, as you would squeeze his hand. Since the pain of the fresh scar was so sharp.

“But you heard her. She said I was ‘Smiling To Much, And Distracting The Class’ and all that-!” You hiccuped, as George was finished with wrapping your hand. Being extra cheesy with kissing it. In the hopes you could smile again. To think, she would find a way to punish anyone wand everyone. You were wondering if she was just doing this to hurt Fred and George. Yet, it seemed like no one would escape her wrath. Not even Draco.

“Oh she hates that you actually have a pretty smile, and she doesn’t.” Fred tried to reason, as he rubbed your shoulder. Letting his older brother instincts take over. Doing whatever he could to help you. All the same with George, who remained at your feet. Holding that wounded hand, and feeling the pain throbbing into his own. How the white fabric was already growing a red tint.

“When that’s all healed up, gonna slather it in our latest invention. It’s a bruise removal puddy we got working on-“ George tried to cheer you up with, as Fred would pull out the tin. Inside was a shiny goop. Was rather similar to a glittery dark grey puddy. It did have you curious, but you refused to smile. As if those twins would quit that easy.

“How about this new candy we just made-“ George offered, as he pulled out another tin. Rattling it around. You were not budging. They loved a challenge anyway. They were older siblings, to Ron and Ginny. Harry as well, if anyone got technical with it. That boy was horribly traumatized, yet they could still get him to grin ear to ear. They won’t give up on you just like that. No sir.

“What about….” Fred hummed, as he looked around. They were inventors. Men that thought outside the box. They could figure this out. Those for eyes would scan the room, and watch as everyone would practice. Mastering the spells that she refused to teach. Seeing the dummy’s go flying had sparked an idea. The duo looked to each other, and just grinned.

“Up ya go-!” They said, before suddenly having their arms under each one of yours. Lifting you up, and making your legs kick and dangle. You were basically being kidnapped now. Those darn twins, and being stupidly tall. Along with strong. Even though Umbridge basically banned Quidditch, that didn’t stop the twins from practicing their beater skills.

“Where are we going-?” You asked, just accepting your fate. Better that way. You’ve seen what happened when people tried to escape. You knew you weren’t in actual danger. If you asked them to put you down, they would. They were pranksters, not monsters. Like how they made sure not to do pranks that involved books around Ginny, ever since the Snake Incident. Moral code, that just likes to bend a little bit.

“And here-!” Plopped down you went, with a brow raised. Just in front of one of the many test dummies the room held. Where was this going? Seemed everyone was now looking, fascinated at what the twins were planning. Ron was already grabbing your arm, and pulling you a solid five steps back. Ginny having mimicked the same action with Luna. Given she was spaced out a bit.

“Just five seconds-“ “-We know what we are doing-!” They spoke, which made everyone back up an extra large step. A mixture of curiosity, yet total anxiety at the same time. Just left to wondering what the ever living hell those two were doing, with the dummies right now. Casting quick spells, and working fast. In a blink, it was made clear.

“TA DA-!” They sung, as their ingenuity was unmatched. With some color changing spells, and some quick shifting of fabric, the dummies were turned into mock up dolls of the pink toad herself. “Not as ugly as her, but it gets the job done-!” They echoed, as they knocked on the dummies head. Having poorly done lipstick on. Given they had a little sister, and were basically the dorms collective older sibling, it was on purpose.

“HAVE AT IT-!” They chanted, before quickly ducking away. As if everyone was on edge to fire. They were, but you were able to have the first swing. A proud Flipendo Maxima was called by you, and that pink dummy went flying. Right into the wall, with a loud crumple, before being a crumpled up mess on the ground. You were just giggling in glee, as you did something you wish you could have to the real one.

“To easy-“ The twins snickered to each other, with such pride. Elbows to each other, before they were returning to your side. Watching as the other students would take advantage of this as well. All needing some serious stress relief from that hag. Everyone was able to gain some smiles, and you were included.

You could hardly recall you even dared made a promise like that around them. To never smile again. Maybe, deep inside, you knew what you were doing. That deep down you did deserve to smile. To spite that woman. No matter what your head said, you knew this. Never challenge a Weasley. Let alone the twins. They’ll make you smile, one way or another.

@george-weasleys-girl

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iamnmbr3 · 28 days

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umbridge taking harry and fred and george's brooms in book 5 is so outrageous bc that's their personal property. she can ban them from playing quidditch on the school team but she can't stop them from using their own stuff.

#dolores umbridge #Harry Potter

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bonniesfamiliar · 2 months

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Why do people hate Percy Weasley??? Like can someone give me a genuine reason He didn't do anything wrong, unlike a lot of characters in the HP Universe.

*cough* Umbitch* cough*

#pro percy weasley #percy weasley #percy weasley deserves better #percy weasley my beloved #percy weasley defense squad #anti dolores umbridge #dolores umbridge

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shi-qingxuans-child · 2 months

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#I (almost) feel bad for lowering Dolores to his level #ALMOST #dolores umbridge #heaven officials blessing #mxtx #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #tgcf meme #xie lian #jun wu #harry potter #mxtx tgcf #mxtx memes

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moonlightdancer26 · 2 years

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not a single brain cell in sight

#this scene always cracks me up #love love love ron and draco’s faces #the fact that draco looks genuinely concerned and meanwhile ron’s like 😈😼#+ that pose lmaoo #harry potter #harry james potter #harry james potter appreciation #draco malfoy #drarry #ron weasley #hermione granger #neville longbottom #dolores umbridge #luna lovegood #ginny weasley #the golden trio #shitpost #hp #hogwarts

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agent-snowflake · 7 months

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The Metatron is the Dolores Umbridge of our generation

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 3 #metatron #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman #Harry Potter #dolores umbridge

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buck-enjoyer · 3 months

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I'm not saying snucius is canon. All I'm saying is, when umbridge tells Snape "I expected better, Lucius Malfoy always speaks most highly of you!" it really sounds like Lucius is the kind of guy who will praise and brag about his partner to everyone he can.

#snucius #lucius malfoy #severus snape #dolores umbridge #wdym they're not a couple

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rickmaniacalways · 5 months

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Obviously...

#alan rickman #rickmaniacs #harry potter #severus snape #dolores umbridge #ron weasley #hogwarts #professor snape

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