my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border
my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us
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discomfort character. keep that mf away from me or so help me
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also a dearly i started one million years ago. didnt like the rendering on the skin and wasnt totally in love with the silhouette so i just stopped working on it.
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guys this may be kind of crazy but intellectual propertys first bday is this month
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I luv supporting Palestinian-owned businesses
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I'm standing on a dock waving a handkerchief as the writers who are doing kinktober are on a boat disappearing from the horizon
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Putting Muzan in a cock cage
Truly a sight to behold. A man as haughty as him, reduced to a puddle from the lack of a humans touch.
‘Pitiful...’
He thinks to himself as he knees before you with tears pricking the corners of his eyes. Whether they're from the humiliating heat of embarrassment or the desperation of need to have his cocked freed, his mind is too hazy to tell. All he knows is that he cant last another minute confined like this. He doesnt remember what he did to wind up in this mess, all he knows is that he’ll do anything for you to take if off
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Ok so I cut my hair and even though it’s a complete train reck I didn’t mind it but I was like ...maybe I should give myself a buzz cut
So I went over to my mom and asked her if I could have the electric razor thingy and she screamed at me and told me to stop doing this to myself and now I’m crying instead of laughing and I hate myself..
She also said she’d “fix this” but I never said I wanted her to
I did a HARMLESS thing that made me feel better about myself but and less dysphoric and she yelled at me..
This is what I did cuz I got a bit carried away but it’s fine I didn’t mind it I’ve done worse haircuts for myself..
It doesn’t even effect her..
It’s MY hair NOT hers so why does she even care?
Ok ok back after a small breakdown I cut it down to buzz cut level with scissors and sure there’s a few bald spots but I feel better now
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unhinged yanderes that try so hard to appear hinged. the ones that truly commit to the long game with their darling: patiently waiting, always supporting; wearing the mask of your levelheaded best friend until they gradually integrate themselves into every aspect of your life. relying on your unwavering trust in them to get so close you'll never be able to pry yourself away in time.
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IVE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALLL NIGHT
THERES SMTH IN YOUR EYESSSSS
SO CMON CMON AND DANCE W ME BABY!!!
🫶 ace made her dance to one 1D (not that she’s complaining) #couplegoals FR
ANYWAY. fairy gala fits are like my new fave ashace matching fits cause THEYRE SO. MAN
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i know virtually nothin abt animal crossing but 🐸!
Hello Ashi my love!!!! I assign you one of my favourite villagers, Marina!!!
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