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dirk-cubed-ama · 2 months

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let's say, hypothetically, you were caramelldansen, moving your hips singing lalala. Maybe you were even dancing to the beat waving your hands together come feel the heat forever and forever

DIRK: Who's being hypothetical?

#ask dirk strider #dirk homestuck #dirk hs #dirk strider #homestuck #ask ultimate dirk #homestuck ask blog #cubed #ultimate dirk #dirk answers #shitpost #carmelldansen #dumbass meme

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cringefail-clown · 2 months

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post-canon/epilogues au, in which kankri, through paradox space shenanigans, gets revived and comes into his ultimate self, gathering knowledge from all of his past and future iterations - including the signless. now hes on a one-man mission to stop ult dirks plan to start another session of sburb in the bud

#homestuck #homestuck au #homestuck beyond canon #kankri vantas #dirk strider #ultimate dirk strider #dont ask me how did he get revived or why does he want to stop ult dirk i am as clueless as you are #but feel free to speculate!! i just liked the concept of ult kankri and how would it change him #since now he also has memories of signless #the ask about dirkkri gave me brainrot #i also did not fully read the epilogues or hs:bc im going in blind lmfao #dirkri #dirkkri

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borzoilover69 · 9 months

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heres your food im redesigning some other idiots for a lineup

#homestuck #hom3stuck #le jake #ultimate jake #terezi pyrope #rosebot #rose lalonde #dirk strider #i made him two chocolate bars tall on purpose #he lost height privileges in my eyes #im so fucking tired AUGH #borzoi art #terezis og outfit ugly af im sorry it tastes so bad #feel free to ask me questions abt this or requests #i will draw them

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shartfinz · 1 year

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My ass cheeks are really itchy

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chthonicarcher · 21 days

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second batch of requests for today!! got a few more to get thru ✍️💦

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #karkat vantas #dirk strider #ultimate dirk #dave strider #fairy dave #fairystuck #davekat #nepeta leijon #requests #asks

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dirk-strider-and-splinters-daily · 4 months

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Dirk strider splinter but hes part of the squirtle squad

DAY 81

#homestuck #dirk strider #bro strider #ultimate dirk #dirk splinters daily #sorry im not great at drawing pokemon but i loved this ask so much. squirtle squad more like splinter squad now

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askultimatedirk · 1 year

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do you miss dave?

#homestuck #homestuck epilogues #homestuck 2 #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #ultimate dirk #ult dirk #asks open

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reinabeestudio · 17 days

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Y'know what. I'm too impatient, I'm posting this thing now

#homestuck #lil hal #hal strider #fan art #my art #yomiel (sona)#self insert #??? technically? in the literal sense #i was waitin for the right Ask to be sent but fuck it /lh #fuckin christ so intense. and for what #idk how i wanna draw him so hes a silly lookin dirk now #watch me mix blorbos and concepts together that make no sense only because ''It'd Be Very Fucking Funny''#it has nothing to do with the Entity AU i just thought itd be amusing as fuck to mix random concepts just for the sake of it #i bet someone else has done ultimate lil hal already but here we are anyway. (sparkle on pose #so yeah if you didnt catch it in the earlier posts. that was lil hal posing as ult dirk. for Reasons (dumb reasons but hes funny like that

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dirkification · 2 months

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super late but you talked about villains so unfortunately you summoned me back.

"He wants to be seen as evil so bad and anyone who doesn't like him is falling right into his trap." first off i'm still surprised that a good majority of people never caught onto this considering the first moment in meat has him acting as a wrestling heel. second, the trap doesn't exactly work when the dude keeps accumilating bad heat instead of good. not helped by 2 already defanging him.

It is wild how many people did not understand that him being a heel is like the whole point of everything he did in the Epilogues

As far as the other stuff I get to ignore because I haven't read it so it's not real to me lmao

#jax yacks #anon #ask jax #anonymous #ult!dirk #ultimate dirk #wp critical #hs2 critical

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dash-n-step · 1 year

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5th option: ult dirk is an ultimate self, but thats because the inuniverse meaning of ultimate was warped from what it first meant. which is to say: davepeta is rubbing their temples wondering how the fuck their speech of encouragement turned into this fucking nightmare.

Davepeta leaves for five minutes and everything turns to shit

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dirk-cubed-ama · 3 months

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THANKS FOR 50 FOLLOWERS!! 🎉🎉🎉

DIRK: Alright. 50-follower special. My honest review of the outfits I was sent.

DIRK: First off, what the fuck is this fit.

DIRK: My problem isn't even that it's revealing, this shit is straight-up TACKY. I wouldn't even wear this on a dare.

DIRK: The shoes are practically falling off of my feet, and what the fuck is up with the rhinestone belt? Like, genuinely, this would be almost tolerable without that.

DIRK: 2/10. Better shoes, less rhinestones, more outfit. Jesus fucking Christ.

DIRK: Better. I like that it's less revealing.

DIRK: I wasn't a fan of the pants at first, but they grew on me. Academia isn't really my "aesthetic," but I look cool as fuck. I'll give it that.

DIRK: 8/10. Not my style and some accessories wouldn't hurt.

DIRK: I'm never fucking doing this again.

Okay, let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: thank you. I never expected this blog to get much attention. Maybe just some love from my IRL friends and that would be it. I wanna say I really, really appreciate everyone who's sent in asks. Especially the people I see in the notes on pretty much every post. You're what inspire me to keep this blog going.

Can't wait to see y'all at 100! 💪

Expect a loredrop. ;)

#ask dirk strider #dirk homestuck #dirk hs #dirk strider #homestuck #ask ultimate dirk #homestuck ask blog #dirk answers #cubed #ultimate dirk #happy 50?!#follower milestone #thanks for 50 followers!#holy shit

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cringefail-clown · 2 months

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dirkkri propoganda dirkkri propoganda