#austin power

[pettybourgeoiz]

#music discovery #music #spotify link #spotify #music artists #myth syzer #Lolo Zouaï #song #austin power #genres #rap calme #pop #Bourgeoiz Music Discovery #MORE MUSIC ON MY BLOG #from me #Spotify

[charactersmashorpass]

"in spite of his sexism he's a very kind guy and his willingness too be himself unapologetically is really hot :3€"

#austin powers #tumblr poll #smash or pass

[callmeanxietygirl]

#humor #yeah baby yeah #austin power #music

[daydreamodyssey]

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

#austin powers #hall of fame

[foone]

Fun fact: there's two Austin Powers games for the Gameboy Color, and both have a third gender option, but they gave different third genders:

#Austin powers #Gender

[bethccassidy]

AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY (1997) dir. Jay Roach

Austin Powers: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.

#austin powers #austinpowersedit #austin powers: international man of mystery #filmedit #filmgifs #movieedit #moviegifs #dailyflicks #cinemapix #cinematv #cinemagifs #fyeahmovies #movies #m: austin powers #m: international man of mystery #gif #mine #mine: gif #mine: austin powers #2k

[shiftythrifting]

1. Framed photo of Austin Powers

2. Two 3D printed my little ponies with no pupils or irises

Goodwill in Tucson, AZ

#submission #shiftythrifting #thrifting #austin powers #in frames #mlp

[charitydingle]

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997, dir. Jay Roach

#austin powers: international man of mystery #austin powers #filmgifs #moviegifs #usersugar #userstream #films #* #ap* #filmedit

[punkitt-is-here]

made this for reasons i may not explain yet

#my posts #austin powers #my art #horsecomix #twilight sparkle #mlp

[dailyflicks]

AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY (1997) - dir. Jay Roach

#austin powers: international man of mystery #comedy #spy #1990s #* #by shay #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #fyeahmovies #userzo #usersugar #usersavana #userpayton #useryusi #userpavlova #userlindir

[givemegifs]

#Gifs #gif #follow #giphyupload #funny #fun #meme #lets go #unicorn #ride #poker #viral #austin power

[lotsofcelebs]

Elizabeth Hurley

#elizabeth hurley #austin powers #celebrity #hot celebrity #hot celebs #celeb #celebs #lotsofcelebs

[nouearth]

the way this looks like he just got milked by a power bottom whose ass refuses to quit.

#✰ : nou.rambles #austin butler #me im power bottom btw #if i had the core strength

[unfortunately-a-fangirl]

Shagadelic!

#original art! #austin powers

[fqntasies]

Just a taste, baby - Feyd Rautha x Reader

summary: You and Feyd-Rautha have been connected through dreams since childhood; a complex inner-working of the Bene Gesserit mothers to join your bloodlines. It binds the two of you in a pull you can't escape (nor do you want to). Feyd is absolutely feral for you.

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disclaimer: characters may be out of character, specifically feyd, considering his desperate softness here. just a forewarning.

You were trapped, breaths coming out of shallow pants as you felt the scratch of the cement structure beneath your palms. He had you against the wall in a hidden alcove; along one of the lengthy corridors of the palace in Giedi Prime. Your mouths were just breaths apart. In fact the Harkonnen before you seemed intent on matching your breaths, mingling them. Tasting your tiny pants as his own. It made your eyes heavy, made you want to tilt your head back and close your eyes, give him access to the expanse of your neck.

"sweetness." He rasped, unable to control himself. The Na-Baron wrapped an arm about your waist, a vice arching you against him as he lowered a wanting mouth to your neck, licking and sucking where the two met. You mewled at the wet heat, felt him growl desperately at the taste.

The two of you hadn't even kissed yet - but the wait; the dreams - you both knew each other to the soul.

---- flashback ----------

The sands of Arakis and Geidi Prime alike carried mysteries of prophesies of the lisan-al-gaib. But midst such tales, the Bene-Geserit mothers also had worked to connect bloodlines through dreams. The Na-Baron and the princess of Arrakis had been bound by such since birth. A well-planned move to align feuds and place power into wanting hands in preparation of war. A web of politcal conspiracy only they controlled. Their plans could not be foiled.

But Feyd couldn't care less about such witchcraft; and neither, if one were honest, could you. The two of you had known of this binding since a young age. And when you had met as children too - the connection had been strong.

"Their line is bright" The reverend mother's voice had burned into your mind, even at 10 years old.

You remembered her cloaked form; a black shadow against the haze of the horizon, a tower above you as she turned from your parents. Her voice had been void of emotion, except for a smugness you didn't understand. But when you turned to glance at the older boy before you (such a uniquely beautiful boy; broad shoulders and smooth skin, black attire across a lithe form), his eyes shone with an intensity that surprised her. Dark, watching, intrigued. He intimidated you. He made you curious.

At 15 years of age, the Na-Baron hadn't spoken in their meeting; but he had felt more than he had imagined. The girl...she had made him feel things. It confused and awakened him to something he had never known. His uncle had never spoken of such a pull. A need.

When the ship had arrived to his homeworld, and the strange foreigners parted like a sea, Feyd-Rautha found himself straightening to his full height; head lowered as he studied them beneath an angled gaze. Garbs of strange colors - hair he had never seen before in elegant styles. He would be Harkonnen predator. He would be a warrior. Strike fear in these alien people, show the Baron he was not swayed so easily by something new.

But then-

Swathed in layers of white, a girl stepped forward; dainty and gracious above all else; practically floating across the landing platform. Yet her eyes betrayed her; darting to capture the landscape, thrown off perhaps by the infrared of Giedi Prime's black sun above them.

She was drinking in the strange newness before her, and then they found him. Feyd felt his chest tighten. Fists clenched. Heat brimmed under the chestplate of his armor.

She looked like some newborn animal, caught in his gaze. But they both felt it. The familiarity. The warm hum between them. It made you want to slip from the safety of your parents and stand beside him, as though his shadow was more protection than the whole parade your own family brought with them. You wondered if he'd felt the same.

Three nights later, you had dreamed of him. A bit older, hand in his as he raised it to his lips. His eyes had never left yours. As a young girl it made you blush. Now...

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You made a breathy sound as his tongue lathed the mark he had made, moving with a lazy carelessness across your pulse, hungry above all else, uncaring for decorum. He wanted to devour you entirely. He wanted you to see you helpless and delirious against him, just as you were now. As you were in all his dreams.

He knew you'd had them all too. His eyes on you at their wedding. His tongue against yours, moans and tastes and hunger. You watching from the arena as he slaughtered man after man, coated and heaving. He felt like a beast.

"Feyd-" His name barely formed, like a prayer from your lips.

His eyes nearly lolled in his head at the way you sounded, and he dragged his wanting mouth up to meet yours. Wet and wanting. Feyd's free hand shifted to engulf your slender neck, moving your head against his mouth to deepen the kiss, taste all of you. Consume.

The Na-Baron was all muscle and prowess, a looming figure that practically dwarfed you. The spanse of his shoulders alone were sinful, and deep down you loved how it felt to be completely in his grasp. Guiding you in your movements.

Feyd's tongue sought yours as much as he could, controlling and demanding - but you were a needy little thing too, weren't you? In the haze of passion you were pressing into him - leaning just as much towards his heat as he was pushing you both together. You sucked his plush bottom lip into your mouth - unable to help yourself. After all, why was he made so beautiful, if not to kiss? He was quick to follow, biting your own with a growl that made your knees practically give, and following with his greedy tongue.

"You're going to be my wife." the words are a promise, his eyes glittering under the low light; shadows flashign with the coming storm. You part your mouth as though to taste him again, a helpless 'please' slipping past as you arch in his grasp.

Feyd practically took you then and there. Enter the nearest room... make all his dreams a reality. His patience was nearly worn thin. Years of waiting, of hunger. And now it was here. You were in his reach, that tempting little waist; those hips. It made him absolutely insane.

He wets his lips, gaze feverish.

"tomorrow. tomorrow sweetness, hmm? Can wait that long?" He intends to tease you, but he knows he speaks to himself, his jaw locking as he adjusts his arms to press you against him.

You're so fucking soft. It makes him groan. Of all the things he's known in his life, softness was not one of them, save for the flashes of you in his dreams. He craved you like a creature starved. Thoughts of you made him fight better. Made him kill easier.

There's a rumble suddenly of a drone; Harkonnen orders breaking the silence in distorted code. The words don't make sense to your ears. Not yet anyway. You hope to make progress in the language, but it was a challenge; more than others. The variety of tones were a feat for any foreigner to take on; but this was to be your home. A lady of harkonnen would learn her husband's native tongue.

You know he has to leave.

#feyd x reader #feyd rautha #feyd rautha x reader #dune 2 #dune part 2 #dune fanfiction #dune fanfic #austin butler #feyd #reader insert #reader #fanfiction #fanfic #the bald man has me in a chokehold #i love when powerful men are desperate for their soft ladies

[cyber-corp]

austin powers is the movie trilogy of all time. sexpest spy from sexual revolution-era britain is frozen and comes back in the 90s to stop a bald guy named "dr. evil" who appears on the jerry springer show with his son in the sequel. despite sexpest spy being a sexpest, he still has high enough standards to not shag a drunk woman. the plot of the second movie involves dr. evil time travelling to extract libido from sexpest's dick. also mike myers plays like four characters throughout the trilogy, and they all talk to each other. yeah baby.

#thinking about these movies #very funny but like. what the fuck #austin powers #gROOvy baby! #gecko boy