#bc it’s gonna take a fuck ton of thinking

[elliebeanwilliams]

okay I’m gonna fucking do it.

Im Gonna write a fic about ellie and joel and their capacity for violence.

#the conversations about violent heart Ellie this and violent heart Ellie that #and having just finished part II again #and every time I play it I glean new insane shit #I Just finally have to write it out #character study coming to an ao3 feed near you in 5-8 business weeks #bc it’s gonna take a fuck ton of thinking #Joel pov so I can have him think he’s teaching her to be brutal #but he’s not #what’s really happening is she’s reminding him how to be tender #ok anyway #the last of us #tlou #ellie williams #joel miller #the last of us part two #thoughts?

[xamaxenta]

Bc i never plan my art unless its for a zine idk how to further proceed w that gym piece i never intended for it to have a background but i felt called out by the post that mentioned the things artists who dont draw bgs/dont often draw bgs do and i didnt wanna just post another Ace art of him standing in a void but now i have to adjust the colours and most modern gyms are like greyscale with one highlight colour and its driving me insaneeeee

#like the bg will stoll be blurred to shit but im just fuuuck i already chose Ace’s colours and i like them but #😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 maybe im over thinking it too hard #bc i take so long to do lineart in general i never think abt backgrounds bc thats gonna be even more lineart which pains me further #to think about but #i do want to stage characters more and do better lighting #but im just gettin stressed bc i didnt intend for this particular piece to have a bg and now it does and its #i have to make them work now which is a nightmare #maybe i should just scrap the bg fuck #finish the shading at least on Ace move on to other stuff #i tried a ton of methods last night but nothing lmao #maybe i was tired maybe i was distracted by ear pain #hoping to get it checked today bc my jaw hurts now 😭 #and im still so tiredddd #i slept nine hours wtf #whiny xam hours im sorry #shut UP xam

[attaboy-art]

smile for the camera baby

[image id: a mock vintage magazine cover layout with Desmond Sycamore in the center, smiling widely, with one hand on his hip and the other holding a shovel over his shoulder. he is on a bright orange background. the title of the magazine is in big off-white lettering and reads "archaeology." the magazine is dated may 1966. on the left and right sides are titles of fake articles featuring within, from top to bottom to left to right: "Desmond Sycamore: Discovery of a Lifetime", "Mended Bones: Love in Early Society", "Women and Children First: Through time", "Brother, where art thou? Bog bodies found in Western England", "What makes a weapon? Examples from around the world", "Fire Burials: Evidence (or lack thereof)", and "Names and their Legacy". /.end id.]

#so it turns out that the schedule i gave myself for my classes allowed for a three day weekend #sooooooo. ya boys back <3 #i still have a ton of work 2 do in terms of My Project (aka The Master Plan) but ive found that queueing stuff up is #a really good stress reliever #bc i used to just push myself to post even if i had a bajillion undone sketch pages #but now its like wow... i can take my time... i can post whatever #anyways #I cannot stop fucking thinking about des. #hope u gais like this :] #i got a new brush and it SAVED this piece #originally it was gonna be painted til i saw this rlly rlly neat procreate brush in my explore page #and i simply had to get it #anyways x2 #sighs. sobs. i wish azran legacy was better. i really do. but its still good enough to make me feel things for desmond #something something the burden an older brother carries with them throughout their life #anyways x3 #art #professor layton #desmond sycamore #azran legacy #pl #descole #fanart

[wild-moss-art]

Bruhhh I think the guy that used to live at my place is breaking into my mailbox regularly 😭

#it’s a long story I’ve been finding it open or half open in the morning fairly often #and I do get important mail for him which is what I think he’s looking for. I’ve never had anything important go missing #but like. he KNOWS I’m willing to give him his mail bc at first I’d text him and he’d say he’d come get it but never would #if he’d just communicate w me he wouldn’t have to fucking break into my mailbox #and like I get IMPORTANT mail for him like tax docs!!!! #during covid I got his covid relief checks!!!!!! #I get stuff for his business!!!!!! #he even had his groceries delivered here once…… he did come get those #he could just text me instead of taking a crowbar to my fucking mailbox!!!!!!! #he is so weird I actually think he never updated his government address from my place #like. if he’s homeless or smth I get it and im fine with it. but I need him to tell me and not break into my shit #he has given me a ton of other red flags too. I just don’t know what his deal is #I don’t need to get into it too much but the state of the house and interacting with him has always been so confusing #and I’ve lived here for over 2 years at this point!!!!! #I’m gonna have a chat w my post officer next time I see her and see what she recommends

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#focus who? i dont kno her #its so bad. i csnt focus at all. and ive got way too much to do. take me back to last week where i spent hours reading papers #annoying. also possibly lack of sleep cstching up with me #do u ever get very little sleep and not miss it at all? yea bitch all the time. then i get depressed and its sleepy time #and by sleepy time i mean i get like 8hrs of sleep lol #maybe ill just do nothing and completely fuck over my sunday lol #maybe i should go run up thr mountain rn before im stuck in a car for 2 hrs #bc im getting spikes of being insane. unfortunately i have no emotional object permanence so when i feel crazy its like #ive always felt like this ans its terrible forever. and then immediately afterward im like lol wot? nah im fine. ive always been fine #shout out to mood swings ✌️ like bro im trying to get materials together so i can teach a class. can u shut the fuck up? and focus? #well see how i do today with a ton of socializing. itll b fine. im normal i can b normal #or i can b endearing quirky. or whatever i usually i am. i dont think i have conversations like a normal person but i cant tell bc im not #there for conversations im not in. whatever everyone else has conversations in a way thats boring. i just wanna grill ppl til i understand #how they work. and then feel like im gonna die if im in a group conversation 🙃 let me study thr ppl around me #bc im very normal. god. i promise irl im not that weird. ppl think im nice and cool and successful #ok maybe not cool. but i think i can get away with being interesting. i got at least a lil charisma. im only a bit horribly awkward ;-] #but i try to own it. wtf was i saying. jesus. i cant with my brain rn. i shoulf have gone for a run this morning #being social just makes me anxious so im babbling i guess. but itll b fun. and itll b pretty im sure #maybe ill try to draw my ocs while im not paying attention. ive neglected them for so long 😭 #unrelated

[lastoneout]

ough came up with something stupid self indulgent that I'm absolutely going to write haha can't wait for this to also become accidentally super relevant to this story plot and theme wise

#wrote a quick random line yesterday and am now obsessed with the idea of a demon praying #and also the concept of like god's grand plan and not understanding your place in it #AND ALSO getting that queer kid religious trauma of why did you make me this way #plus this is a better way of introducing a character than my initial plan #bcs he thinks no one is listening but nah someone is #def channeling a lot of good omens vibes in this part ngl #bcs Im kind of fucking obsessed with go's take on christianity and god #anyway IGNORE ME gonna go feral in a work document later #thab #this did actually stem from me getting god help the outcasts stuck in my head #and the line 'I know Im just an outcast / I shouldnt speak to you / still I see your face and wonder / were you once an outcast too?' #hitting me like a ton of bricks #oh Eugene you poor bastard #Im getting the baseball bat

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Ok ok ok hear me out: I can buy a Pokémon game at the GameStop rn

Or

I can buy stardew valley rn and wait two weeks for my next paycheck, then buy a Pokémon game when hopefully less people owe me money and I have more money

#what do y’all think gamers #gotta go out today anyway and take out cash for gas money *I* owe people #so. might as well get a game less than 35 dollars. #or. could also argue if I’m already spending a crap ton of money this paycheck why fucking not get an expensive ass game too #but also I want to go out for pizza this week bc the pizza place by my work is so good #and I want a bike but I also know like four people are saying they’re going to fix bikes for me BUT #one of the bikes is completely stripped and therefore going to take ages #and the one everyone else keeps saying they’re gonna fix needs a p simple fix but idk how to do it on my own and if I wait for them it’ll #take eons

[nexus-nebulae]

i hate getting interested in something that's very not well known bc like i wanna talk to ppl about my silly little dice game that im supremely bad at but nobody will know what half of what I'm saying means

#echos #i had such a good run going 😭😭😭 #i was at like 1500 rolls and i had an AMAZING lottery setup with like three 77777 faces on one die #like. the die came like that it was wild most of the time they just have like five 100s faces #i had a ton of lottery dice and then a ton of numeric 77s dice #and a few clovers in the mix #but then i saw one passive ability and monkey brain saw the word lottery and immediately clicked on it #i fucked myself over SO hard. bc i bought All In which deletes ALL your points unless you get a successful lottery roll #that's good in a REALLY strong lottery setup with like dozens of lottery dice rolling at once #but for me it just absolutely BROKE my setup bc i didn't have enough lottery faces to guarantee i didn't lose it all #and then immediately afterwards i saw a cheap passive upgrade #that said something something 'remove passive upgrade' so i again went monkey brain and clicked thinking i could remove All In #it. it removed ALL of my passives and locked me out of buying future passives #and since my run was relying SO hard on those passives (other than All In. fuck that one) i just lost. like all my point gain #it was so sad to watch #like sad in a funny way like WOW am i bad at this game LMAO #i don't take it too seriously bc of course the kid whose worst enemy is numbers is not gonna be good at. a numbers game. #i just think it's funny to every now and then just watch it slowly crash and burn #i wish Roll had an endless mode i wanna see what fucked up evil numbers i can make when i don't have a roll limit

[ikyw-t]

had a dream with several people from middle and high school that i wish id been better friends with last night and also awsten knight was there too for some reason and was being kinda moody but actually that was the least weird part of the dream... we were also somehow on a big boat but had to find water or smth... my dreams only get more strange and incomprehensible by the day unfortunately

#it's bc ive been taking melatonin every night #plus also bc ive been feeling not so great about certain things lately and feeling kinda paranoid and uneasy etc. as im sure u all know #anyway im having a couple friends over tonight to celebrate one of their birthdays! #im about to go to whole foods with my mom to buy a cake and also some food since we go there pretty rarely #gonna be fun! we're gonna have champagne! #until then i have a ton of cleaning to do so it'll be a busy day but fun! #also my dreams never feel scary or weird in the moment even if they actually are #and sometimes they only feel scary once i wake up and think about it and then im like. huh. that was kinda fucked up #but this one was actually okay #it was kinda nice seeing some of those ppl it just felt like hanging out

[ii-zi]

Good news is we knocked 639 kWh off our electricity consumption. Which means almost a hundred dollars less than last bimester's bill. Bad news is that it still means we owe over 220 dlls LMAO

#and some people's bills are gonna be a good x2 even x3 as much bc our biggest chunk of consumption comes from #our AC #otherwise we just charge the phones keep the fridge n lights on + the water thing and the occasional laundry load #but like not even the microwave stays plugged if not in use lol only the AC n fridge #i dont want to imagine how much ppl with more units or like PCs and other stuff are gonna get charged.. #cfe is fucking everyone over dear god #((I'm not asking for money im just complaining lol)) #like last bimester i saw ppls bills go over 12k pesos.. #thats like 600 dlls.. #bc every kWh over 3500 i think goes for 17 dollar cents/3 pesos #n the 3000-3500 each is like 0.11 dlls/2 pesos.. #so imagine ppl with like 2-3 bedrooms that's like at least ¾ton each plus living-dinning-kitchen space that's gotta take a ton n a half #with the heat here u gotta have that thing in cold (if you're home) between at least 10am-8pm even in october #to keep it at least around 70F/21C #the rest of the day u could turn it off or just fan but ur gonna bake lol if you let it do its thing at night in auto its still gonna be on #for a few hours lol #it's impossible to live w it off and we're the state w the most expensive electricity nation-wide #if only we had the means to to finance solar #but idk i dont like how the plan here is you give it all to them and it reduces ur bill #like a dude proved last bill that they're artificially inflated i doubt they would be transparent about it in case of solar lol

[wetpapert0wel]

hey......what if. instead of tumblr making their own gaiaonline avi things......what if we just went to gaia online.......

#/mostly j but like #the site is Fucking Dead. the reason people left is because the creators. i think were forced to sell out? but they have the rights back. #they sold out either way. forced or not. and the new-old owners made changes that everyone hated & added stuff that completely obliterated #the economy. granted the economy is still fucked. and the best way to make money requires dedicating like 10 minutes out of your day #to find & collect all the daily rewards (there are a handful of forum posts that have all the dailies listed). most are items. few are good #some are money! or u can play one of their games thru like. an ancient version of WaterFox (firefox sister) & an old version of adobe flash #or thru adobe Air and thru gaia's very own app. which is ''being updated'' as of 2021...... #i found it hard 2 play thru waterfox- the lag was fucking astronomical. it was gut-wrenchingly horrible. tho that might just b my experienc #the app is a lot easier to work with but the amt of gold/plat is usually wrong whenever i boot it up lol. either tells me an amt from like #a month ago. or it just tells me a completely bogus amt lmao. making money thru their game is its own struggle tho. #but besides selling stuff in the marketplace. there isn't really any other way to get money. #tl;dr the economy on gaia is still fucked. and to get anything good you have to commit to logging in daily. and even then it's gonna #take a while. But The Avis Are Cute. and imo they could use the traffic lmao #tho if yall DO decide to throw some traffic their way if ur old enough & qualified apply for mod/admin jobs bc their staff is TINY rn..... #it's pretty much ur average anime-centric forum. no frills. no glitter. just a good old-fashioned forum site lol #so hey..........maybe give gaia a try? ...... /not j? #like unless there are problems that i am completely oblivious to. tbf i dont spend a ton of time on there lmao. i'm in & out for the dailie #orignaletti

[midnightwriter21]

demon slayer hcs: douma & akaza as boyfriends

characters: fem!reader x douma, akaza

warnings: implied death, nsfw themes (no actual smut)

DOUMA

god he’s so fine for what

first off douma has trouble understanding human emotions

and dawg prefers to eat women

so the fact that y’all are dating??

ur special fr fr

you are so spoiled

douma = sugar daddy

u have one of his followers from his cult following u around and taking care of any and everything that u want

u mention seeing something in a store that u liked?

douma will have it before the end of the day

you’re like a little doll to him

he enjoys dressing you up in the cutest outfits, experimenting with different hairstyles, and playing with your makeup

teases the hell outta u

he thinks your reactions are amusing

especially when u do that cute little pout

or the puppy dog eyes

and don’t even get me started on when he makes u upset

he LOVES that shit

he always makes it up to you tho

but let a member of his cult tease you? or make u upset??

there will be hell to pay

he’ll take their head clean off their shoulders right then and there

won’t even bat an eye

so touchy

glued to u

ur sitting in his lap during cult meetings

he’s holding ur hand

he’s got an arm thrown around ur shoulders

he’s running his nails up and down ur arms so he can watch u shiver and get goosebumps

ur mad at him? maybe yelling at him abt something?

not anymore

he’s got his hands on ur face and he’s squishing ur cheeks so u can’t talk

thinks ur expressions are adorable

now douma sounds like a great boyfriend so far

but this man is MEAN

low key only keeps u around because u entertain him

i mean he’s been alive for so long and experienced so much

mans gets bored

BUT!!

if yalls relationship miraculously progresses past this

he’s turning u into a demon

that way u can stay with him forever

and he’ll never get bored of u

how could he when ur the first person to actually make him understand emotions?

especially an emotion as complex as love <3

but his true nature

comes out in the bedroom

dawg is EVIL

100% will make u cry

humiliation!!!

he’s a biter

ofc he is

idk somethin abt seeing his marks on you rly gets him goin

biting down just enough to leave a mark but not to break skin

yeah

id let him step on me

AKAZA

best boyfriend ever

no harm will ever come to u

protective asf

ur nocturnal at this point

bc ain’t no way ur leaving the house without akaza

so u gotta wait til it’s nighttime so he can come with u wherever ur going

such a gentleman ong

he’s holding ur hand to make sure u don’t get separated in crowds

or he has a hand on the small of ur back to guide u while u walk

he’s pulling ur chair out for u to sit down

he’s holding doors open for u

brings u flowers all the time

instead of looking for that blue spider lily for Muzan?

he’s picking u a bouquet of wildflowers

gonna get his ass kicked for that by muzan but oh well

100% the bf that’ll slow dance w u in the rain

with no music

ugh he’s such a romantic

god he loves u so much

and he makes sure u know it

words of affirmation!! all the time!!!

now

he’s a sweetie

but y’all ever heard that one phrase

and it’s like

gentleman in the streets freak in the sheets?

mhm that’s him

dude strong as fuck

and his STAMINA?

babe u are worn out

so many rounds

so many positions

u can’t keep up

ain’t no way i’m sorry

but the aftercare is on point

when he’s done puttin u through the ringer

he’s drawing u a bath

and making sure u drink some water cause u lost a fuck ton of bodily fluids i’m sorry

gross

cuddle bug!!

and the pillow talk!!

he’s the best

i love him sm

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #anime #douma #douma x reader #akaza x reader #akaza #douma fluff #akaza fluff #kny #x reader #demon slayer x reader #demon slayer headcanons #upper moons

[ilwonuu]

you wants skz thoughts and man do I have some.

first of all Chan is the biggest fucking much istg. He'd get so pussy drunk and would be dedicated to eating you out. He couldn't start his day without it. Somnophilia ofc with consent so he could wake you up by eating you out and making you cum on his tongue over and over again. it's gotta be his favorite thing ever, eating you out, clawing at your thighs while he held them open from crushing his head when you came. Your juices all over his face and he'd truly act like he was drunk after.

Han is the horniest man alive istg. He'd also be a major munch and a ton of people see him as submissive but no no no. He'd be all cute and sweet but it's an illusion bc he'd be so aggressive as he ruined you, bred you, etc. His stamina is in another league bc he'd have you crying after cumming on his face multiple times and his dick. Overstimulation to the max and he'd tease you sweetly, bully you in the sweetest voice. Choking kink for sure, his hands are so pretty and decorated with rings as he chokes you. he's messy and he loves sex to be as messy as possible. Spit, tears, make you squirt, etc.

omg yes these are both such good ideas!!! im getting too the han part next so look out for that!!! thank you for your request. I HOPE U ENJOY!!

so good. hans part | here

꩜ bang chan

✮⋆˙ paring- pussydrunk!chan x fem reader

✮⋆˙ warnings- needy chan, consented somnophilia, cum eating, dirty talk, sweet bf chan, needy!reader, kinda meandom!chan (just a tad he’s mostly sweet), lmk what else omg

✮⋆˙ a/n- please feel free to send requests/ smutty & fluffy thoughts im writing all my requests. btw just hit 400 followers!!! (THANK YOU SO MUCH I WILL CRY .) i love u all many fics coming soon!!!

your touch deprived boyfriend buried between your thighs as soon as he wakes up. he loves the whines you start to make as you wake up.

he tongue licks harder against you as he watches you fall apart on his tongue pulling away slightly.

he replaces his tongue with his fingers to whisper dirty things to you. “thinking about you all night. fuck you take it so well don’t you. you love this don’t you?” he smirks speeding up his fingers groaning again.

“fuck i need to taste you some more.” his mouth is immediately sucking against your clit. you are moaning his name as he watches your face.

his dick twitching in his sweatpants. his tongue starting to fuck into you at a fast pace.

“chan- fuck i’m gonna cum.” your legs trying so shut on his face from the feeling being too much. “no baby keep them fucking open.” he smirks at you as he receives a shaky moan from you.

he groans into your pussy as response. not breaking eye contact with you as he fucks you on his tongue until you cum for him. after licking up your messy pussy immediately kissing your lips.

“taste so good huh baby? fuck you did so good.” you nod kissing him again. “please fuck me chan i can take it.” he shakes his head.

“no baby not just yet. you can cum on my tongue a few more times right baby.” you begin to nod at his questioning words. “yea? good girl. spread your pretty legs. just like that. gonna taste so fucking good. can do this for hours.”

his final words leaving his mouth before he is diving back in to devouring your pussy.

#skz fanfic #skz smut #skz chan smut #skz bang chan #bangchan stray kids #stray kids bang chan #bangchan smut #bangchan fic #bang chan #skz #skz imagines #skz x reader #skz scenarios

[sylveon-official]

thoughts on angel's heartbreak

viv has already said that angel is gonna get his heart broken sooo

i imagine husk pushes a boundary. we've already seen husk push angel's limits quite a few times. he's obviously really judgmental and i think that's one of his biggest flaws. it almost seems like a defense mechanism, that because he's already given up on himself, he doesn't want to waste angel's potential and so he's harder on him.

we've got tons of examples of this in masquerade, with husk calling him fake. and even in welcome to heaven when angel is considering taking drugs, husk totally plays a guilt trip - "go ahead if you wanna mess up all your progress, i just thought you were better than that"

i think that's how the 'heartbreak' is gonna happen. angel can't believe he's got a someone like husk in his life and he's so smitten, coming to terms with his feelings for husk and tentatively getting hopeful that they're reciprocated. like husk has built him up enough to the point that angel feels he can break down his walls around him, so they're getting closer, more flirtatious in a really sweet way, sometimes even a little touchy.

so imagine them being at this stage, where angel so fully trusts him, which is a big deal for him. and then angel fucks up real bad. he's been clean for almost 6 months and him and everyone else in the hotel are super proud. but after a hard day in the studio he just breaks and goes on an all night bender. like he's out so late husk starts to worry and texts him, but all he gets is a belligerent phone call like "huskYYY BAaaby don' worry i'm jus' out w the girls from the studio u should be here miss yoo-" and then some guy cuts in like "angelbaby, i thought you were gonna show me a good time?" and angel's like "mmm oh ya cmere daddy~" and the call cuts off.

husk is fuckin pissed, not just bc angel is off the wagon after making so much progress, but he's also jealous. like they were obviously heading in the direction of something more, or so he thought, but here's angel back to his old self-destructive habits, getting fucked up and fucking random guys.

the next day, husk finds angel passed out on the on the couch. usually he would wake him up with breakfast or coffee if he knew he'd had a long night at the studio, but this time he just rolls his eyes and gets to work on the bar, maybe stuffing glasses back into cabinets a little louder than usual.

that wakes angel up and he's like, "huuusk what the fuck couldya keep it down?"

"it's almost noon. don't you have something to do? or someone..." he mumbles the last part, but angel hears and is wide awake like, "fuckin' excuse me?"

"what? you don't remember callin' me last night? sounded like you scored a real charmer"

angel is stalking up to the bar getting embarrassed and defensive, "wtf? since when do you care who i'm fuckin' in my free time?"

"i guess since it obviously wasn't a choice you made entirely sober! what were you thinking?! you were clean 6 whole months, and you gave it up to what? snort coke off of some hunk's abs?!"

angel's mouth drops open and he doesn't know what to say but his heart stings. he knows he fucked up real bad, but it was a hard day and he guesses old habits die hard... it's his first real attempt at getting clean, and of course he's disappointed in himself. and honestly, he was planning on talking through it with husk, but now...

"well that is just rich coming from you," angel says, shaking, rolling his eyes in the direction of husk's bloody mary.

"yeah, well, i'm not the one trying to get into heaven-"

"fuck off with that shit husk! you don't think i know i fucked up?! i'm not an idiot! you don't gotta keep that line in your back pocket for every time i screw up! i already know it's fuckin' pointless, you don't need to keep reminding me, asshole, get over yourself!" and he starts storming off upstairs, eyes welling up.

husk does feel guilty, and wants to continue the conversation, but he's still firmly of the belief that if angel just pulls himself together, he's a shoo-in for redemption and it's frustrating to see him self-destruct after making more progress than ever before.

"angel, wait-"

"NO, fuck you husk!" angel turns around, tears streaming down his face, pointing an accusing finger. "i thought if anyone could understand, it'd be you! i know everyone else is gonna be disappointed in me, but you-" he pauses, gulps down his tears and steels his face, "i guess i don't know you as well as i thought i did" and then storms upstairs.

then angel would have a few consecutive weeks of totally self-destructive behavior on a whole new level than anyone else at the hotel had ever seen. maybe he even moves out of the hotel and back in with val, having given up not only on himself and his grand delusions of getting clean and redeemed, but also his "stupid school-girl crush" on husk.

this turned into something way longer than i intended lol, but my point is that since angel is gonna experience heartbreak we know it has to involve husk, and with husk's habit of guilt-tripping angel... i think it will need to blow up at some point and be seriously discussed.

i also think we need to see the 'it gets worse before it gets better' side of recovery bc obviously it's unrealistic that now that angel is a serious resident of the hotel, his addictions are just gonna magically disappear. and i think that's gonna cause some misunderstanding and turmoil with not only husk, but also our main cast.

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust x husk #husk x angel dust #writing #thoughts

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#looking at the notes ppl in the lab let me on my birthday card. it seems ppl think i should chill the fuck out lmao #a lot were like RELAX!!! and ya kno objectively theyre right but i refuse to listen bc theres something wrong in my head #sigh. i survived the day at least. the timed measurements r done on this experiment. thank christ. and my birthday gathering as so #i dont kno. it was kinda funny and kinda sad i guess. bc i knew it was gonna happen and i didnt want it to but i was like fine. ill meet #at 4. and i expected it to b in the conference room but they set up outside the lab around the corner. so they did kinda surprise me #location wise i guess. i cant imagine what expression i was making. it felt like a pained smile but idk. i had to go back to take #measurements every 4min so i was standing there with a plate full of ice creame cake. kinda away from everyone while they talked. staring #at my phone timer as it ticked down and abruptly leaving when i had to log a measurement. i was basically a non entity while there. which #was kinda idea bc i have too much hurt inside to talk to ppl right now. as evidence by my phone call with my parents when i got home. im #just kinda a bummer to exist around rn. idk maybe i should apologize to my boss bc i kno im not an easy person to do things for #and i really do appreciate the effort. its just hard when i kno how much stress its going to cause me for someone to attempt to do #something they think will b nice. so idk i just feel bad. but its over. and idk what ill do tomorrow. i should do stuff for when i move #like my dad was like: u should prioritize ur future stuff. and hes objectively right. they think i should get a studio apartment which #would b expensive as fuck but i will destroy myself if i have roommates. idk. theres lots still to do bc i have to get a ton of data #processed by the end of the week bc i have 8 days of measurement on another project that needs to get done by may 14th when i leave for #vacation. which my mom was like did u buy ur tickets for next month and i was like. hm how do i ask where im supposed to buy tickets to #without giving away that i dont kno what ur talking abt? bc apparently im going to a wedding? wtf do i wear to a wedding? #idk. i guess im just kinda sad bc this month has been really hard. i made it hard for no reason bc theres something wrong in my head and #that hurt has nowhere to go bc i cant even give anyone an honest account of how awful it was bc its like what r they gonna do abt it? #anything i say is just worrying bc i cant seem to stop myself who whats the point in talking abt it. but idk humans r social creatures so #when im in pain at least part of me wants someone to brush my hair and acknowledge my pain and tell me itll b ok #but idk. the idea of that happening is different from the reality where i seem to opperate at a different frequency to other people. we #just dont seem to properly connect. idk. idk what ill do tomorrow. im afraid to loosen my grip on my schedule bc i might fall to piece #pieces without the pressure. well see. lets home my 26th year is better than my 25th was. bc last year sucked #hope* lets hope that was my low point. bc that was not a fun time and im worry to take account of thr damage done #unrelated

[headcanonenthusiast]

Valeria Garza NSFW headcanons. 

This was made with fem readers in mind.

Also quick note, I apologize in advance if this isn't as detailed as my headcanons on some other characters. It was definitely harder for me to come up w/ stuff for Val, especially bc girlie is nowhere near one of my favorites (I'm sorry 😔) but what better way to expand on writing then doing headcanons of characters you rarely think about? So, without further ado, I hope you enjoy! 

(I completely understand that this type of content is not everyone's cup of tea, and that's ok! But, please scroll and ignore if this type of content isn't your thing as opposed to leaving any sort of negative comments.)

NSFW under the cut.

-THE brat tamer.

-Absolutely will not take your shit if you disobey her in any way, shape or form. 

-"What did you just say to me? Do you have any idea who you're talking to?" 

-Gets this look of absolute disbelief on her face if you dare to act like a brat, then her eyes turn dark and she's suddenly dragging you to bed. 

-"I'm the woman who decides whether or not you get to cum every night, querida. And if you're gonna keep acting like a fucking brat, then it looks like you won't get to cum for the rest of the week." 

-Her favorite forms of punishment include anything to do with orgasms. Whether it be edging you, overstimulating you or even denying you the right to cum entirely, she loves making you squirm and beg to release. 

-Shakes her head and clicks her tongue, as if you begging to cum is the most ridiculous thing she's ever heard after you've misbehaved. 

-"Oh, so now you're sorry? Chica, a sorry isn't going to cut it. I warned you about acting like a little brat, but you didn't listen. You never fucking listen to me." 

-Proceeds to lecture you and switch between degrading you in English and Spanish as she either forces a strap down your throat or harshly plays with your clit. 

-"Perra estúpida. Never listening to me and then acting surprised when I don't let you cum." 

-Will also partake in bondage, cuffing up your wrists to the headboard before she runs a vibrator painfully slow over your pussy. 

-As rough as she is when it comes to sex, if you're genuinely feeling upset about something, her gaze will turn more sympathetic (which she refuses to show to anyone besides you.) 

-"What? What's wrong, amor?" 

-And you're welcome to tell her about all of your troubles while she gently eats you out. 

-Probably has multiple straps. Prefers buying the thickest one possible but she does have one that's much longer for when you really piss her off. 

-Is very willing to spoil you with new sex toys and lingerie. Anything to make her pretty girl happy. 

-Also, I feel like she'd switch between wanting to see you touch yourself and not letting you at all. 

-When she's not there with you, she probably encourages you to masterbate and send her tons of videos of you doing so.

-But, if she's actually there and catches you touching yourself, it won't be pretty. 

-"Oh, can I not satisfy you enough anymore? Is that it?" 

-Then she fingers you so well your legs are shaking as she rants. 

-"Look at you, cumming just from my fingers. What a slut."

-"And you really thought you could make yourself cum the same way I do? No, no, estás loca por pensar eso, querida." 

-She wants anything sexual to be completely dependent on either her or toys she picks out for you. 

-In other words, very dominant. 

-In other other words, if you ever asked or God forbid tried to make her submit, you're a dead woman. 

-"Thats it. You're getting too fucking bratty for your own good. Get over my Goddamn lap right now if you know what's good for you." 

-And when you are on her lap, she'll switch between spanking your ass and spanking your pussy. 

-Leaves hickeys on the most visible spots on purpose. 

-Smirks when you get all shy about it, gently brushing your hair away as she chuckles. 

-"Don't worry, amor. I won't make the marks too visible." 

-But then she does, so she buys you the prettiest necklace with her name engraved on it as an apology, and another reminder of who you belong you. 

-Some translations for the Spanish stuff, chica = girl, querida = darling, perra estúpida = stupid bitch, amor = love and "no, no, estás loca por pensar eso, querida" = no, no, you're crazy for thinking that, darling. 

(Also I apologize if anything in Spanish is incorrect, online translators can only get you so far 😕)

Look at me go, writing about a character I don't even like and am not even attracted to because I'm straighter than a wooden ruler 🙃

This was honestly fun to write though! Valeria takes up like 0% of my thinking space, so coming up w/ headcanons for her when I barely remember she exists nor am attracted to her at all was a bit more challenging. Hoping y'all enjoyed this! 

Rudy NSFW headcanons r coming up next, so be sure to lookout for those in the near future 🤭

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